Twilight Steals a Watch

by Stygius Nix

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 11349

Twilight stretches her heisting muscles when she hears of a watch on display at a museum in Canterlot.

After reading about the opening of a museum in Canterlot, Twilight decides that the magical watch being displayed there is too dangerous to be kept out of royal hooves. Or maybe she just really wants that watch?

Either way, it goes about as well as you expect when it comes to the life of Twilight Sparkle.

Published 2020-08-31 01:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-08-31 01:20:01 UTC

Prelude

Ever since she was a little filly, Twilight had been obsessed with time. It wasn’t that she found herself lacking in it but it was the power it held over… well everything; from deciding if she had to skip breakfast to get to school on time or creating the very mountain she, and the rest of Canterlot, lived on. It was all a matter of time.

That’s why she spent most of her free time learning about time, as well as her other studies and passions. Twilight eagerly read through countless books on theories about time, spells and incantations that dabbled in the subject — she even read comic books about time, her favourite being ‘The Mare Who Could Stop Time’.

Twilight bounced around the family living room as she morphed into a blurry purple ball of excitement, and nearly becoming an ornament on the tree when she opened her Hearth’s Warming gift on the eve of the holiday — as was the family tradition. Her parents had gotten her a platinum pocket watch with a family photo of all of them giving cheesy grins on the inside of the lid.

Twilight was loved by her family.

Like all of their daughter’s passions, Night Light and Velvet encouraged this seemingly harmless obsession. They always beamed at the sight of their young Twilight gazing into the pocket watch, knowing that no matter where she is she’ll always have their support.

So when Twilight was taken on as Princess Celestia’s personal student at eleven years old, her parents were completely fine with letting their baby girl fledge the nest to live in a disused observatory at Canterlot Castle. They still got to see her on important holidays and, since Night Light worked as the lead intelligence officer for the Royal Guard and Twilight Velvet worked as vice-head of staff at the castle, they often bumped into Twilight roaming the halls with her face in a book. At that time their beloved son, Shining Armour, started full-time training at the castle barracks so they all got to see each other frequently.

As the years strolled by, Twilight accumulated more and more possessions for her solitary abode. On her sixteenth birthday, Twilight received a rather generous gift from her immortal mentor. The Sun Goddess had commissioned a sculptor to create an hourglass the size of herself from the frog of her hoof to the tip of her ivory horn. After becoming a tad lighter in the royal pocket, Celestia wove some of her magic into the hourglass.

Twilight was left baffled by the gift, leading her to implore how it worked; as much as she adored the Princess, she didn’t exactly feel a lot of gratitude for an hourglass that didn’t work. With a wink, Celestia merely responded by telling her to figure it out. It was a relief to know that Celestia had combined two of Twilight’s greatest hobbies — time and puzzles; her third being heists.

It took her a month and five days to discover the true power of the glass due to the complex spellwork of Princess Celestia. Despite the difficulties she encountered, she found that the hourglass would foreshadow things yet to come. One of Spike’s duties was to watch over the hourglass when Twilight wasn’t in — it sometimes helped him by showing him if Twilight would be mad if he ate too much ice cream, sometimes.

One of the reasons why Twilight loved her mentor so much was that she controlled time in a way because she raised the Sun and Moon to cycle through the days. Furthermore, she didn’t have to bow down to time because she was immortal; time was merely an inconvenience to the Solar Monarch. However, what she loved most about the mare was that she still used the most of it to help her student and her citizens.

Two years after her sweet sixteen, Twilight had discovered the prophecy of Nightmare Moon and the stars aiding in her escape. However, despite her mentor shutting down her fears and telling her to go to Ponyville to check on the Summer Sun Celebration preparations, Twilight consulted the hourglass a final time before she left. But the sound of Spike crashing to the floor distracted her and she failed to notice the image of a dark mare in the hourglass, when she turned back around the illusion was already gone.

From then on, it was history. The next nine years of her life had many unexpected adventures with time: meeting her future self and then accidentally creating a time loop, becoming immune to the physical effects of time when she ascended, looking back in time through a potion to see the making of history, travelling through different timelines to save her own. It was not surprising that her love of time grew less and less over the years, but it was still something Twilight took great interest in.

Everything led her to this moment.

Twilight Sparkle was sat on her sofa staring in wondrous awe at the — recently spat on — second page of the Foal Free Press. Behind the streaking hot coffee stains read:

New one-of-a-kind watch to be displayed at Canterlot’s ‘Stuff Celestia Can Never Get Her Shiny Metal Hoof Shoes On’ (most ponies will know this place as ‘Celestia’s Bottom’) this Saturday at 11:30!

This magical watch is truly special because it doesn’t need magic, a battery, or winding up, it just works. But, the most noteworthy ability of this watch is that it has an absurdly detailed compass around the face that points towards whatever pops into the wearer’s mind. So, if you want to go to the toilet, the compass will point you towards the nearest public toilets. This would allow even non-magic users to use a type of divination spell.

While incredibly useful, it could be equally as dangerous in the wrong hooves. This is why the watch shall be placed in a magic proof display case, guarded by seven of Equestria’s secret service dropouts.

In other news, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were found intoxicated at Canterlot Park in the early hours of yesterday morning. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two deities fighting each other with uprooted trees while they jousted on the backs of swan boats. The Princesses were last seen being swept off the mountain by Canterlot’s Great White Waterfall. Large detachments of the Royal Guard have been sent to —

Twilight stopped reading and launched explosively from the couch towards her planning room. A mad determined grin ripped at Twilight’s pudgy purple cheeks as she began to plan for the weekend. That weekend, Twilight Sparkle shall be heisting Celestia’s Bottom… or whatever it was called.

Preparations

Plundering her many wooden filing cabinets, Twilight raced around the room for designated ‘planning paper’ while a multitude of stationery supplies followed her like a swarm of bees bathed in a lavender hue. There was a plethora of charts and graphs already strewn about the room but none of them seemed to make any sense, at least to anyone who wasn’t Twilight Sparkle.

Once she had all she needed to begin planning, Twilight collected all the important information out of the newspaper article she could. She began to read aloud as her enthusiasm got the better of her, “Location: ‘Celestia’s Bottom’, Canterlot. Time: eleven-thirty — I’ll have to get in and snatch the watch before Celestia’s Bottom opens to avoid being spotted, and to reduce the number of ponies that can say that the watch was there, then I can destroy the evidence of it ever being there at all. Oh, right, to do that I need to have a map of the building and find out where their office is located; I think it’s time to use these wings for something other than flying. This is so exciting!”

After jotting down all the information she had at hoof, Twilight wrote out a quick formal letter to the curator asking for the building layout sent to her for ‘archiving’ — as she put it. The letter disappeared with a pop of magic. Unfortunately, the letter would be evidence of Twilight wanting to know about the floor plans; so Twilight, being the smart pony she was, put a gradual destruction spell on it; after a few days it would be gone — reduced to atoms.

Deciding she had nothing else to do until she got a reply for her request, she locked the doors to her planning room and headed into town to grab lunch.

Twilight happily meandered across the Ponyville market. She made her way towards the Hayburger restaurant with pep in her step until what she thought was a cyan feather pillow knocked her to the ground. That was until the blue pillow asked if she was all right.

“Wha?” Twilight said dumbly as her brain rebooted.

“I asked if you were alright. So, are you?” Rainbow Dash asked as she tried to keep her composure at the sight of her friend planted upside down with her horn stuck in the dirt.

“Ugh, I feel cold, I think I’m dying. Bury me with my money…” Twilight proclaimed as she used some of the drama lessons Rarity gave her and went limp.

“Hah! Twi, you legally have no money since you get an allowance from the crown to use each month. And the ground does tend to be cold, so ya know,” Dash reasoned before freezing as she realised how their roles have been reversed. “Hey! I’m not allowed to say smart things and you’re not allowed to be dumb. I think we both must’ve hit our heads pretty hard, huh?”

“Dash, you’re not dumb. You just have brain damage from crashing all the time,” Twilight bantered snarkily before she took on a more caring tone once she was back on four hooves. “But you are definitely not dumb; think about it, you’re smart enough to get into the Wonderbolts and whenever you say anything sarcastic or make a joke, more often than not, it makes sense and you put thought into it.”

Rainbow Dash looked up from the hole created by Twilight’s horn and smiled thankfully at Twilight before shrugging off the sappiness of their conversation — Twilight was known to do little friendship speeches that were pretty heavy, so Rainbow perked up when Twilight managed to do it with a bit of jest and informality. “Thanks, Twi, that means a lot coming from you. Anyway, do you want to come to Hayburger with me?”

“I’d like that, it just so happens that I was heading there myself,” Twilight said as she began stretching her limbs like a cat to relieve some of the pain and built-up pressure from the crash. She began to trot ahead when an idea popped to mind, causing her to stop and grin over her shoulder. “Race you there!”

After Twilight and Rainbow crashed through the doors of Hayburger and had lunch together, causing a few of the patrons with identical manecuts to obnoxiously yell at the manager, they went their separate ways to what they needed to do — Twilight needed to stash some bits away in case she was removed from power and Dash needed to nap.

Twilight had just closed the doors to her castle when a loud crash on the other side of the main doors interrupted the silent crystal halls. Wondering what in Equestria the source was, Twilight begrudgingly opened the door again. Her face scrunched up slightly and her eyes widened as she discovered that it wasn’t a meteor that crashed into her door but something — or somepony — even more destructive, Derpy.

The mail mare shook off her daze, making her eyes briefly align before they drifted apart again, and then nuzzled through her saddlebags. “Hey, Twilight, I got mail for you from Canterlot. I tried to catch you before you closed the door… but you kinda closed it on me,” Derpy chirped before she pulled out a letter and a blue scroll.

“Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry Derpy, I didn’t see —” Twilight’s apology was stopped short when she noticed the blue scroll. She immediately grabbed the letter and scroll in her telekinesis and ran inside. She then reappeared a couple of seconds later with a small pouch of bits and tossed them to the muffin mare.

“Umm, thank you Twilight. But you don’t have to tip post ponies, so you can have them back,” Derpy tried to say but half her words landed on wooden ears when Twilight closed the door on her again. She sighed before picking up the purse in her teeth and putting it on her back, deciding to use the bits to buy Dinky a birthday present from Twilight.

Back in the castle, Twilight blinked straight into her planning room and flattened out the blueprint on a drawing board. Snatching a pencil and stool, Twilight sat in front of the building plans and opened the letter.

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

I would like to personally thank you for taking an interest in our business, despite the unusual request, and I hope to receive more requests in the future. The blueprint attached is a copy of the building plans and shows a completely detailed map of the building and the premises: all up-to-date, of course.

Kind regards,

Shoddy Silver

Twilight appreciated the letter, but raised an eyebrow at the name ‘Shoddy Silver’. Twilight felt a twinge in her chest when she realised that she won’t be archiving anything and she won’t be sending any more requests, but they would send the same response to any ‘archivist’ so it wasn’t personal — it was just business.

So, it was just business when Twilight picked up a match and set fire to the incriminating letter.

The ashes spiralled in the air and landed on the floor in a grey heap, creating a rather ugly centrepiece. Being the neat freak she is, it wasn’t surprising when Twilight fetched a broom and recited her sweep song. “Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep. Sweep… Sweep,” a particularly stubborn lump of ash built its house squat on the stone floor. “Grrrr, SWEEP!”

After a brutal war between mare and ash, Twilight was left victorious at the cost of a broom. Twilight had used all of her enhanced earth pony strength in a final last-ditch effort with the broom; rewarding her with the ash retreating under a desk and the shaft of the broom snapping like a biscuit.

Getting back on track, Twilight sat back down and began making notes about the building. Her plan was forming before her eyes with various notes and drawings. As time went on, the Sun began its descent — as did Twilight’s eyelids and, eventually, her face unto the desk.

The Moon sat up from the blanket of the horizon and stretched its legs to walk across the navy blue sky. It splashed stars across the sky as it went, some falling as they failed to stick to the black canvas of night. If you squinted enough or were drunk enough, you might’ve seen a smile on its face as it looked down at Twilight Sparkle snoozing on a desk.

Twilight’s eyes fluttered open as moonbeams lanced in through the windowpane and assaulted her face. Scowling over at the empty cup of coffee on the table next to her, Twilight scolded it for failing her.

Six hours were spent planning, and eventually memorising, for Saturday. But Twilight had no idea how long she had nodded off for. A platinum pocket watch appeared in front of her muzzle, held in a weak magic field. Flipping it open, Twilight smiled at the family portrait before grimacing as she saw the positions of the hands next to it.

“Ten-thirty, that means I only have three days and... thirteen hours until the heist. I was hoping to have more time, and now I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to ask Rarity to make my new stealth suit. Unless…” — Twilight briefly considered going back in time to tell her not to fall asleep — “nope, not doing that again, I think I’ve had more than my fair share of time travel for this decade. I’ll just have to pay Rarity overtime,” Twilight reasoned with herself.

Deciding to call it quits, Twilight staggered to the door while she left the organised chaos behind her to deal with tomorrow. Twilight’s big brain was spamming the snooze button as she stared at the door handle, expecting something to happen. She reached out a tired hoof and, after the third try, grabbed the handle and squeezed it.

But nothing happens.

The door was just how she left it when she went for lunch, locked. So, abandoning her efforts, Twilight stepped up to the windowsill and threw open the window with the back of her hoof. She flared her wings. The darkness would surely aid her in finding the light of her bedroom.

Embracing her inner moth pony, Twilight took off into the night with a single flap of her wings. The purple wings cut through the darkness, smacking the belly out of the air and causing the window to shut behind them. With that single flap, the light became far more intense with half the distance covered. The night air was so cold that it managed to wake Twilight up a bit and give her the energy she needed to make up the difference. She landed with half-lidded eyes and a frazzled mane.

She couldn’t even remember getting into bed when the silken covers found themselves resting over her withers. Her eyelids slid down like butter in a pan as she quickly began to nod off.

Twilight came out of the vivid colours of a dream about Spike and Rarity to pale darkness. She was awake, that was for sure, but why couldn’t she see? An approaching thump in her ear began to quicken as she lay there in bed, stock-still. Losing her sight was Twilight’s newest fear.

Straining her eyes, Twilight tried to lift her eyelids but was met with some resistance. Tentatively lifting her hooves to her eye, she started to push her eyelids away from each other. Although, when she felt crumbs on her hoof, she stopped. Her breathing calmed down as she realised the situation anew. Her eyes had crusted over.

Gently, Twilight rubbed at her eyelids and was soon greeted with the sight of her chambers but she didn’t take in the sight long before she threw herself out of bed. Almost having a panic attack sure does wake a pony up.

The sound of a hinge in need of oiling and the patter of scaly feet swiftly followed a knock at the door. “Morning Twi, did you enjoy your lay in?” Spike asked as he wheeled in a cart of pancakes and berries. “I brought you breakfast in case you were planning on being lazy all morning.”

“Thanks, Spike, it looks really good. Say, do you know the time?” Twilight asked as she levitated a plate of berry covered pancakes to the table on the balcony.

“Just after eleven, but don’t worry though, I got up at ten.”

“Okay, wow, looks like I’ll be in a bit of a rush this morning,” Twilight said as she made her way towards the table only to stop when she realised the pressure of her bladder. “But first I need to freshen up a bit,” Twilight said, changing direction.

“And take a whizz?” Spike pointed out, noticing his adoptive sister’s pained expression.

“That too,” Twilight finally said as she shut the bathroom door.

After the flush of the loo and the hasty brushing of teeth, Spike — with half a pancake hanging out his mouth — witnessed Twilight exit the bathroom a tad more chipper. She sat down and completely ignored the knife and fork, tucking into the sweet breakfast with just her chompers.

Spike just rolled his eyes; living with Twilight all his life had revealed to him parts of her that others seldom get to see, one of them being her table manners. That’s why he would never see Twilight as anything other than his crazy big sister, although nopony who saw her just then would ever see her as a princess again — other than the Princess of Pancakes.

Shining silver plates sat before the two, looking licked clean — maybe they had. “Hey, Spike, you wanna hear about my dream last night?” Twilight asked with a beard of cream that would give Starswirl a run for his bits — yep, definitely licked clean.

“We both know that nopony wants to hear about another pony’s dreams; they don’t make sense to anypony else and just makes you look weird,” Spike stated as he stacked the plates and stood up.

“It was about you and Rarity,” Twilight said nonchalantly with a smirk, not moving from her seat.

Spike sat back down.

After a quick, but very detailed retelling of her dream, Spike was left with a full-body blush and conflicting feelings about his sister. As a result, Twilight failed to make further contact with Spike after recovering from her giggling fit so she decided to just get on with the rest of her day.

A couple of seconds after closing her bedroom door, there was the sound of the opening and closing of the en-suite door. Shaking her head, Twilight started down the hall.

Twilight was just about to knock on the door to the Carousel Boutique when the door opened, nearly pushing her off balance. The door had opened to reveal a snowy unicorn mare, known as Rarity. Twilight smiled happily at her in greetings.

“Twilight, darling, I was expecting you,” Rarity said with a smile before she turned around to lead Twilight into her shop.

Her smile dipping into a frown, Twilight felt paranoia creep into her thoughts. How does she know? Does she know? Who else knows? Did somepony tell her? Who? I thought I was being careful. “How did you know that I was planning on —?”

“Coming to my shop? I saw you heading this way through the upstairs window. So, how can I help you?” Rarity asked politely from behind a counter.

Letting out a breath she hadn’t realised she was holding, Twilight quickly trotted up to the counter. “I need you to make me something… off the books,” Twilight whispered over the counter.

“Off the books, my, whatever are you up to, Twilight?”

“It’s best if you didn’t know.”

Digging through her saddlebags, Twilight pulled out a scroll of paper and passed it to Rarity. Cocking an eyebrow, Rarity proceeded to flatten out the paper on the desk. Detailed drawings of a full-body suit dotted the paper with a quick summary of the specifications for it.

“This is very detailed, Darling. Hmm, yes, I think I might be able to get this done for Friday. I just need your new measurements since it’s going to be skin-tight,” Rarity requested.

“New? I didn’t think I put on that much weight,” Twilight grumbled as she peered back at her flanks.

“Oh, of course not, it’s just because the last time I updated your whole body measurements was when you were still a unicorn.”

Rarity proceeded to head upstairs to her fitting room, followed closely by Twilight. Stepping up on the shallow plinth in the centre of the room, Twilight allowed Rarity to make a few quick — and slightly invasive — measurements. “Are we done?”

“Just need to make one more measurement,” Rarity sung as she lifted Twilight’s tail and stretched a measuring tape across the Princess of Friendship’s butt.

“Was that last one really necessary?” Twilight asked with annoyance and stepped off the platform.

“Why, of course, Darling. You don’t want your suit to rip there; you’d get quite the draft,” Rarity laughed while jotting down the measurements on a notepad.

“I suppose. Thank you for this, there isn’t anypony I would trust more with this. How much will I owe you?” Twilight said as she began to riffle through her bag of bits.

“I want ten per cent of the cut.”

“Rarity, that’s not what’s going on.”

“Wait, you’re not robbing a bank?” Rarity asked in confusion.

“No, that’s Celestia’s thing. I’m just acquiring a specific item to keep it out of the wrong hooves,” Twilight cleared up as she played with the bits in her magic, subconsciously ordering them in stacks of value.

“Like Daring Do?”

“Sure, if that’s how you want to think of it. Just don’t tell anyone.”

“Well, I can’t say I’m not worried… but I trust that you know what you’re doing. All I can say is that I wish you all the luck in your quest. Oh, and you owe me fifty bits.”

Twilight place a stack of fifty bits down on her dressing table and, after waving goodbye to Rarity, went back downstairs into the main shop. Making sure she had hadn’t left anything behind; Twilight looked over herself and her surroundings before leaving the shop to go home.

It was Friday morning and all the birds had awoken from their roosts to sing in celebration of a new day. Similarly, the Ponyville early birds had already started going to work. From the window, ponies could be seen setting up their stalls in the market and putting fresh produce on their shop’s displays.

Rarity smiled enviously at those ponies; they had so much energy in the mornings to do that every day with nothing but their will to run a business — but Rarity was a different story. Although the shop didn’t officially open for another two hours, Rarity has to get up early to maintain her beauty. Involving her having to shower, style her mane, apply makeup, and wake up Sweetie Belle. That last one often meant starting her routine all over again.

A half-full cup of tea sat on a saucer in front of Rarity as she nibbled on an unburnt slice of toast — wholegrain of course. Fortunately, Sweetie Belle was camping with the other crusaders (including Diamond Tiara) so Rarity didn’t have to worry much for time, besides, Friday mornings were slow anyway.

She relished the peace that early mornings brought.

That peace would be soon disturbed when Rarity’s content eyes lazily followed a vaguely familiar purple unicorn in the distance cantering towards the boutique. Then the purple dot started floating into the clouds.

Rarity rubbed at her eyes to clear the purple spot from her vision before opening them. It wasn’t surprising when the purple dot pressed up against the window. It was terrifying.

Spilling her tea in the process, Rarity fell backwards off her chair only to land in the plush carpet of her bedroom. She could probably sleep on that carpet, truth be told. Sleep was certainly not an option as Rarity’s chest heaved in and out.

Shaking her head, Rarity sat up to see the squished, but worried, face of Twilight. As she moved to the window latch, Twilight’s eyes stalked her every movement. This was not how Rarity was hoping her morning to go. Twilight ripped the window open and shot inside, as soon as the latch lifted.

As soon as Rarity had stood up, she was superplexed by Twilight and she became one with the floor once more. Having an alicorn literally stand over you makes you incredibly nervous; having Twilight Sparkle stand over you with a maniacal grin makes you soil yourself. Nevertheless, this has happened far too many times for Rarity, as she didn’t even scream in terror.

“IS IT READY!? IS IT READY!? IS IT READY!?” Twilight chanted far too close to the marshmallow unicorn’s ears.

Remembering she was a black belt in martial arts, Rarity gracefully thrust Twilight into the air and swatted her away with her tail.

Twilight had lost herself in the depths of the luxurious creamy carpet for so long that she failed to notice that Rarity was now sitting at the table with an unamused expression. “Err, sorry Rarity. Is my suit ready?” Twilight asked less Pinkie like. Her body still refused to move from the clutches of the carpet.

“That is no way to talk to the person doing your commission, Twilight. I said I’d have it done for Friday and today is Friday, is it not? But, yes, it is complete. Normally you would have to wait for me to actually open before I can give it to you, but since I’m so generous and you’re my friend, I suppose you can try it on now. It’s just behind the curtain to your left,” Rarity said, motioning to her right with a hoof.

Like a zap, Twilight disappeared behind the curtain. The sound of a zip undoing was shortly followed by the smack of spandex against her flesh, resulting in a shrill squeak. Rarity giggled into her hoof as she waited for her friend to reveal herself.

Just as Rarity was about to get up and check on Twilight, the mare glided out of the sparkly curtain and landed with her wings flared in front of the fashion horse. “Sweet Celestia, Rarity, this is brilliant. Good idea not covering the wings so I can fly, the textured hooves is a nice touch as well — now I don’t have to worry about slipping or squeaking against the floor. Thank you, Rarity,” Twilight said with gratitude.

“Oh, it was nothing dear. Although the light-absorbing enchantment you wanted me to weave into the fabric was a pain, you didn’t tell me I had to join it up at each end. I didn’t realise that it covers your eyes and tail as well,” Rarity gossiped at the black two-dimensional silhouette of Twilight Sparkle.

“Yes, well that’s an adjustment I made to the enchantment as I was trying it on. I just needed you to do the foundations for it so I could build on it. This level of black is only slightly lighter than Luna’s ‘Event Horizon’ spell, but this makes me look two-dimensional enough.”

Rarity turned around, picking up her cup and plate to wash up downstairs. A pop of energy behind her caused her ears suddenly to begin ringing; preventing her from hearing Twilight’s hurried goodbye. When she turned around, Twilight was gone. Rarity just shook her head and went downstairs to start her day properly — hopefully with no more weirdness, but this was Ponyville.

Showtime

Screeching to a halt, the Friendship Express arrived at Ponyville station. The doors opened for the few ponies that were brave enough to be up at this hour, more heading onto the train than getting off. Ponyville was nice and all but, it’s not a hotspot for highly paid jobs.

One of the ponies getting on the six o’clock train to Canterlot was Twilight Sparkle. After rigorously testing the stealth suit and causing havoc among Ponyville the day before, Twilight decided it best to get an early night so she could get up early today.

Settling in for the hour-long journey, Twilight moved to a window seat as the doors closed; even though she had seen the route a million times by now, it never failed to astound her. She sat there going over her plan in her head as the fertile fields and tumbling hills of Ponyville rolled past the window. Just to be certain of her plans, Twilight opened the saddlebag that sat on the seat next to her.

Sifting past her folded stealth suit with a hoof, Twilight reached the bottom of the bag where the rolled-up plan had fallen to. After taking it out and spreading it across the table — and making sure nopony was around — she quadruple-checked the plan. She almost forgot about the seven guards in the containment room. Although the newspaper said that they will be guarding it when it was on display, her Dad had a little looksie around the place Thursday evening and found that the guards were around it like a dragon’s claw on its hoard.

“Excuse me, Princess?” Twilight’s head turned like a cog to see a tall grey stallion with a cart in the centre of the aisle. At that moment, Twilight scrambled to roll up her secret plans for ‘Operation Sneaky Sneak’ — as she called it. The cart pony suddenly found the golden button on his red jacket very interesting as he watched in the corner of his eye the local Princess blunder her attempt at acting casual.

Twilight finally looked back at the pony with a smile as she rested her cheek on her hoof, “Heh, what is it?”

“Would you like anything from the cart? We’re doing the early bird special, pay one bit for a newspaper and get a hot chocolate for free,” he offered with a Trottish accent as he relaxed into the routine.

Pondering it over in her head, Twilight realised that you can normally get a newspaper for free if you take someone else’s after they finished with it but hot-chocolate was normally two or three bits and at this moment she would pay twenty. “I’d love to take you up on that offer,” — Twilight squinted at the colt’s nametag — “Grey Steel.”

Plopping the newspaper on Twilight’s table and taking the bit suspended in Twilight’s magic, Grey Steel made the hot drink for the young Princess and made sure to add a bit more whipped cream and marshmallows than normal. He placed the steaming mug onto the table with his hoof. “Extra condiments on the house,” he said with a wink.

“Thanks. What’s a pony named Grey Steel doing working on a train? Sounds like your talent should be making steel,” she observed as she stuck a wingtip in the drink and put it to her tongue to test the taste and temperature. Her eyes widened in a mix between discovering the heavenly taste and the scolding pain on her tongue.

“I’m doing this job so I can have enough bits to move to Manehattan where most of the steelworks in Equestria are. I used to help out me father in the blacksmiths but most ponies import their steel from the big corporations now so we had to close down.

“But I’m hoping that I can eventually revive the family business and build a steel manufacturing company based in the Ponyville area,” he explained while taking a seat opposite Twilight.

“What about the pollution infecting the crops? That’s one of the reasons why most factories are in big industrial cities.”

“I know, but if I can find a way to collect the soot from being released into the air and use it as a fuel after compressing it and doing sciency things to it, I can limit the amount of pollution released.”

“It’s a nice idea, Grey, but other ponies have had a similar idea and that led to severe carbon problems, not to mention the amount it would cost to turn soot into fuel like coal with all those impurities. I’m sorry to crush your dreams a bit but it would only lead to ruin. Your best option is to go to Manehattan and come back to Ponyville when you have enough bits to start a small but high-quality blacksmith,” Twilight said gravely as she put a hoof on his.

“I suppose it was a tad unrealistic,” he admitted disappointedly as he got up and began slowly moving the cart down the aisle. “Anyway, I gotta go. It was nice talking to you, Princess.”

“Likewise, and please, just call me Twilight,” she said before taking a sip of her hot cocoa to see if it was cool enough to drink.

“Fare thee well, Prin—Twilight,” he stammered with a smile, already eyeing the next potential customer down the carriage.

“See ya,” Twilight waved goodbye. Taking another sip of her drink, she started to read the newspaper.

Princesses still at large as sightings of the Solar and Lunar goddesses reported all over Equestria!

The majority of the royal guard has returned to Canterlot simply to wait until they return. However, some ponies wish to prove themselves by searching for them. One of these groups consists of five ponies who were supposed to have been guarding the new watch at ‘Celestia’s Bottom’ (opens today at 11:30!).

But who has been governing our nation while the Princesses have gone AWOL? The answer to that is none other than the council of nobles who have been hoof picked to run Equestria in case the Princesses aren’t available. A reputable source has told us that this council will be called the SENET (Suspected Equestrian Nobles who Evade Taxes).

Princess Cadance has commented saying: “My aunties have been known to do silly things from time to time and I think we should all get time to let our mane down, including us Princesses.”

Princess Twilight has yet to comment on the situation.

Leaning back in her seat, Twilight let out a tired sigh; this wasn’t the first time this had happened. Going AWOL was a yearly endeavour for the two Princesses but nopony ever knew when they would leave or for how long. Last year, they disappeared for a few days after going on a climbing expedition in the Frozen North, supposedly looking for yetis.

And it just so happened to be that one of the council members was jailed after they returned – turns out the media uncovered one of the nobles actually was evading taxes, among other crimes. This was clearly a plan made by Celestia and Luna to find out the truth about how some of the nobles operate and if they should be worthy of such a title, without internal meddling. Luna thinks that there are only a few that are worthy of such a title and the rest should be ejected from the castle grounds, preferably with a large cannon. On the contrary, Celestia prefers keeping them in her pocket; they’re bearable if you know how to direct their focus.

Twilight sat in her seat gazing out the window as the track began to steepen, and the surroundings became less vibrant and more bland and rocky. She returned her attention to her drink and newspaper as the train entered the first tunnel of Mt Canterhorn, marking the remaining forty minutes of her journey. The recently installed lighting in the carriage was a brilliant addition and allowed Twilight to read without having to use the light of her horn, much to her delight.

The hustle and bustle of Canterlot was always something Twilight disliked about living here as a kid, preferring to stay at home and, later on, at the castle. Some ponies greeted her as she walked but mostly left her be; the snobs of Canterlot were too busy looking down their noses with closed eyes at everypony even to notice her, not that they ever saw her as a real Princess anyway. That says a lot about Canterlot’s ‘elite’ society — heads so far up their backsides that they become blind to the state of the world and don’t even acknowledge those that keep them at the top.

Twilight tried to keep to the back alleys to move around the city unnoticed. The drawback of that was the unsavoury ponies that lurked there, unfortunately for them, Twilight was an alicorn of immense power. She incapacitated the first group of hoodlums with a single blast of her magic.

It was still early morning in Canterlot and while the Sun hovered in the east, it failed to light up the west side of the city. This gave Twilight the opportunity to use her stealth suit to sneak past the groups of ponies.

She quickly threw off her saddlebags and dug out the suit. The suit was a little difficult to put on without help, demonstrated by Twilight stumbling around as she tried to get her rear hooves into the suit. Eventually, Twilight got both hind hooves in, proceeded to do the same with her forehooves, and zipped up the front of the suit. Hiding her mane, she stretched the hood over her head and lined up the hole in the top with her horn. Letting go, the material slapped her on the noggin, which caused her to wince and bite on her tongue. The light absorption enchantment took effect as her body shifted from graphite grey to pure black, the outline distorted slightly in a shadowy smoky sort of aura.

Shrugging on her saddlebags, those too became shrouded in darkness. She glided over the group of ponies like a phantom, almost unnoticed as they brushed it off as their minds playing tricks on them. From there, Twilight weaved through the maze of buildings and crept between the shadows of doorways.

After half an hour of navigating the backstreets of Canterlot, Twilight finally reached her destination. A large building — recently refurbished, from the looks of the scaffolding on the outside — stood in front of a community square. The structure reminded her of the town hall back in Ponyville, except with an ivory coloured roof and a glass dome atop of it.

A red banner ran across the main entrance that displayed, ‘Stuff Celestia Can Never Get Her Shiny Metal Hoof Shoes On’ in bold black lettering. Though behind that, an old sign resided as the banner wafted in the morning breeze, displaying ‘Celestia’s Bottom’ under a picture of an empty glass with Celestia’s cutie mark on it. It used to be one of Canterlot’s best-known pubs and was the origin for the phrase ‘bottoms up’, but was forced out of business when a new pub — called ‘Celestia’s Teat’ — opened outside the royal castle.

What most ponies didn’t know was that the royal sisters owned these two pubs. Celestia had successfully run the pub for generations until Luna returned. Luna was quick to establish her new business located outside the castle, a prime tourist destination, and after she sent a crude drawing of what it would look like to drink from Celestia’s Bottom to the press, ponies rapidly took their business elsewhere to Canterlot’s newest pub.

Nopony would ever know the building as anything other than ‘Celestia’s Bottom’, especially with the reputation that it had. It made Twilight giggle like a filly every time she heard the name.

Twilight flew round to the side of the building where she looked for a way to the back. Her eyes lit up as they spotted scaffolding along the side of the building, hopefully leading to the warehouse at the back of the premises. Scampering up the ladder, Twilight peeped over the edge of the wooden boards to see the end blocked off. However, there was a window left ajar.

Although teleporting in would be easier, it was also noisy and detectable by any unicorn within a hundred-metre radius. Using a piece of cloth to absorb the sound of the latch undoing, Twilight unhooked the metal pin on the window and cropped the glass pane open. It was like a tomb inside; eerily quiet and cloth coverings still shrouded the displays. It was difficult to determine where in the museum she was, but Twilight suspected she was in the western wing — judging from the wagons and Applejack hats.

Manoeuvring herself through the slim gap, Twilight dropped down onto the marble floor silently. However, the contents of her saddlebag rattled against each other as the clink of metal echoed around the desolate halls of the museum. Twilight’s ears perked, straining to pick up any hoofsteps of guards.

Nothing.

Sighing in relief, she pulled out her pocket watch and checked the time; she had just less than four hours to steal the watch. As she put the watch back into her bag, she noticed the blueprint for the layout of the building leant against a radio. Briefly looking over the layout confirmed her suspicions, she was currently in the western wing, and to get to the warehouse she needed to take a right towards the main office, and then a left towards the archives, the warehouse should be at the end of the archives.

After folding up the blueprints and putting them back in her bag, Twilight quietly set off on her way. Twilight’s heart was pounding in her chest, forcing her to take a moment to collect herself in the hallway — there wasn’t supposed to be any guards about but Twilight was still on edge.

Twilight leant against the wall with her back as she remembered Cadance’s breathing exercise from when she was a filly. She placed one hoof on her pulsing chest and stretched the other away from her, then moved it back and forth with the rhythm of her breathing, in… and out. It would’ve been difficult to see Twilight visibly relax because of the suit and all, but she did.

Pushing off the wall, Twilight headed for the office where she was hoping to destroy any paperwork regarding the watch. A mahogany door with a classic translucent window, the word ‘Office’ painted on it, greeted her. She looked down at the bronze doorknob and squeezed it with her magic. It was locked, because of course it had to be locked.

Twilight fussed over different methods of opening the door, they all had their pros and cons, but one idea demanded to be tried. Charging her magic in her horn, Twilight prepared the spell. If she hadn’t been such a skilled mage, she might have missed the latch between the door and the doorframe. The latch became smaller and smaller. Once it was small enough, Twilight cut off the spell and opened the door.

She would have shrunk herself down to fit through the keyhole if it wasn’t so demanding on her magic; she would have to continuously be pumping magic into her wings to fly through it and it could have unforeseen side effects. Therefore, she thought it would be more efficient just to shrink the latch.

The interior of the office was one of the most stereotypical offices she had ever seen. Filing cabinets decked the walls and in the centre was a cheap oak desk. However, the thing that really made her roll her eyes was the photo behind the desk, for it was a portrait of Shoddy Silver. There he sat in a leather chair in front of a fireplace, smoking from a pipe with a smirk. The more she examined it, the more she discovered about the photo: like how the fireplace was made of plastic and the fire was a blurry smudge, or that the frame of the portrait wasn’t actually silver but rather silver enamel coated wood.

A short time after raiding the abysmally organised filing cabinets, she found the documents for the watch. The documents weren’t exactly heavy on the details but evidence was evidence. She put them in her saddlebags to be destroyed later, before trotting out the door and closing it behind her. She resized the latch on the door — making it just a little bigger than before so it would have trouble opening — and then skulked down another empty hallway towards the archives.

The morning Sun cast just enough light through the many windows of the museum to be able to see clearly, there were still shadows in the corners of rooms but that was good news for Twilight. Hopping from one shadow to the next, Twilight began to have a bit of fun, although it would be a bit embarrassing for the mare if she were spotted at that moment.

It was difficult to tell that this place was ever a pub, it was just so vast, but when she reached the archives and opened the door, it was obvious what this room had been used for. The smell of centuries-old wine and ale still permeated the air and assaulted her nostrils; unsurprisingly, the scent was so strong it made Twilight gag.

The room was rather queer, it was completely different from the rest of the building, as the floor was made of uneven stone slabs and there were still the original wooden support beams sprawling above her horn. Taking a closer look at the wooden beams, Twilight went light-headed; the wood had managed to soak up any alcohol spilt in the past and hold it for decades. This room may as well have been part of the exhibition. But amidst the old was the new — rows of cabinets and draws spanned the area, seeming bought in bulk from IKEYA.

It took about twenty minutes of pilfering each row to find anything about the watch. Just as she thought about giving up, Twilight spotted a chipboard drawer labelled ‘OP Watch’ — she didn’t know what the ‘OP’ stood for, but it was the only instance of ‘watch’ in the entire archives so far. She eagerly opened the drawer to find it nigh empty.

There were, like, three photos in there along with notes from the previous owner. The level of disappointment Twilight felt was rage-inducing. All that time spent searching to find three photos that look like they were taken from behind a smudgy window at a zoo, and what could only be described as used bog roll — in both content and material.

Twilight didn’t even bother putting them her bag, she outright destroyed them right there in the drawer. They reduced to nothing but orange glowing embers that quickly paled and died. In an effort to expend some anger, Twilight slammed the drawer shut.

“What was that?” A low gravelly voice asked in alarm on the other side of the steel doors that led to the warehouse. A feminine murmur was given in response, followed by the sound of heavy hoofsteps.

Twilight froze. Her head became a pinball machine for her thoughts as they bounced around chaotically. Not knowing what thoughts to act on, she saw a small stack of wooden boxes and quickly placed the top one onto the floor on its side with the lid opened. The hoofsteps grew even louder as the door began to ease open. With a desperate flap of her wings, the Alicorn thief darted to the crossbeams overhead.

Fully opening the door, the guard looked around the room and briefly saw a shadow move in the corner of his eye. “Probably just a bird flying past the window… probably,” he mused as he investigated the source of the disturbance. He searched each row for any signs of an intruder, then looked down the second to last one and found the culprit. A wooden box was keeling over, contents spilling out over the floor. “Another victim of poor organisation,” he sighed in disappointment before scooping the contents of the box up and dumping them back in.

Looking down at the earth pony guard, Twilight was sweating. She wasn’t worried about detection due to the beam supporting her, but that very beam was making it difficult for her to breathe. The air must’ve been forty per cent oxygen and fifty per cent ethanol because her lungs were burning, straining not to cough.

To Twilight’s relief, the guard didn’t hang around long and quickly went back to his station in the warehouse. Dropping down, Twilight gasped for fresh air as her lungs heaved. After a muffled coughing fit, Twilight began to implement the next part of her plan.

One guard was easy to handle but more than that was just asking for trouble. That’s why it was extremely fortunate that most of the guards weren’t present. Digging through the contents of her saddlebag, Twilight looked for the next piece of the plan. Her hoof bumped into something metal and box-like.

Retracting her hoof with the object in tow, she took it out of the bag to reveal a small radio. The above standard radio was sweeping the nation, the PONY TR-55. It was very expensive, priced at two hundred bits, due to the relatively new technology. This little plan might set her back a few bits, but it will be worth it.

She retrieved a bottle of sap from her other saddlebag and took it, and the radio, to the window. The bottle of sap collected from the Everfree Forest began to warm up in a lavender glow as Twilight set up the radio. Sliding her hoof along the tuner at the top, she selected the frequency for Ponyville FM. She then turned the volume dial all the way up and ripped it off, requiring a unicorn or a screwdriver to turn it back down.

Twilight looked over at the heated sap, deeming it warmed up enough, and undid the cap. There weren’t any batteries in the radio yet, so it was safe to switch it on. However, before she did that, she trickled some sap on the button. The switch slid into the on position. Twilight gave it a bit of a push and squeeze to make sure it stuck well. She just needed to wait three minutes for it to harden and then put in the batteries.

As the sap hardened, she dug out a pair of batteries and placed one in the slot on the back. Twilight was no fool; she knew that if she put in the next one it would turn on instantly and ruin her plan, so instead, she put a bubble of silence around the radio. After the second battery was in she drizzled some sap in there so nopony could take out the batteries, then put the plastic cover over it. The bottle was half-empty. Twilight decided to use the rest up by covering the base of the radio and sticking it to the windowsill.

It was the evilest thing.

Holding her breath, Twilight returned to the loft — much to her distaste. She spotted a ventilation duct on the back wall that should, according to the blueprints, lead to the warehouse. It was hard to believe that the grate didn’t have any fittings — not one, it just popped off.

It was a tight squeeze but she managed to wriggle her way inside. She closed the grate behind her with her magic and then shuffled forward a few metres before there was a fork in the path. How in the hay did that get here? She quickly put the question to the back of her mind as she refocused the task at hoof. The saddlebags were too big to wear, so Twilight had settled for pulling them with her tail. Because of this, they managed to scoop up the fork as it slipped through the gap in the flap.

Then Twilight was faced with the difficult choice of heading straight — where she could see daylight at the end — or right towards the warehouse. She turned… right! See, she could make decisions without Celestia’s input.

Peeking through the gaps in the vent, Twilight saw towers of crates between her and the watch. Twilight shall not let a wooden city stand in her way of success. Her enthusiasm alone would’ve been enough to tear through the vent grate, that’s if Twilight hadn’t constrained herself. She gently slid open the grate with her telekinesis before pulling herself and her belongings with her.

She lugged on her saddlebags as she crept between the shadows of crates. Eventually, she found herself in front of a crate and to the right of a cyan unicorn mare with a pink and grey curly mane, who suddenly looked towards her. Twilight didn’t dare move a muscle as the blue guard scanned the area.

To the mare, Twilight was just a strangely shaped shadow stretched across a dimly lit floor. Nopony could come from there anyway; the only ways in were through the massive doors of the loading bay and the door to the archives that Cleaver was guarding. She didn’t see the point in guarding something she couldn't even see. “Who pays somepony to guard something that’s always covered with a blanket anyway?” She asked the stallion across from her.

Seemingly startled by the sudden uptake in conversation, Cleaver took a couple failed attempts to respond. “Mr Silver insisted that it was very important that we didn’t see it because he wants everypony to see it together. Besides, it doesn’t matter as long as we get paid, right Cinder?”

“Right,” Cinder agreed, falling back into silence.

Twilight decided it was the right time to initiate the final parts of Operation Sneaky Sneak. She released the bubble of silence with a quick burst of magic and the room next to her became filled with music.

“Ugh, what now? It better not be another fallen box,” Cleaver windged as he went through the door again. He cantered towards the window. Maybe there’s a festival outside or the Princesses are back? As he neared the window, he saw the radio sitting there. He was hoping to use the bits earned on this job to buy one of these, and now one was sitting there all for him. He tried to pick it up but it wouldn’t budge, even with his earth pony magic and bulging muscles. Deciding just to turn it off, he switched the radio off — or at least he tried to.

The button was stuck in with some sort of gunk. Thinking like an engineer, he decided to try to cut the power off at the source. He leaned over the back to get a better look of the power source, but it seemed covered in a slightly sticky substance. He didn’t want to go hoofing with that, for all he knew, it could be battery acid. “Fine, I’ll just have to turn the volume dow— oh come on! Seriously, I thought this was supposed to be the highest quality radio yet?” He tried wedging the tip of his hoof in there to no avail. “Cindy, I need your super useful unicorn powers! Get in here, now!” He shouted in frustration.

Twilight hadn’t anticipated that the mare would be called for help, thus making the stale piece of bread she had almost useless. This turned out to be very lucrative for Twilight.

Twilight watched Cinder walk off with a huff and bust open the archive doors and yell, “I told you not to call me that at work!” She slammed the door shut, leaving Twilight alone with the watch. She near enough pounced behind the covered case as she prepared to uncover it. With a gust, the blanket was yanked away, revealing…

The watch sat on a pillow, in all its glory.

It was the most magnificent watch Twilight had ever seen. The platinum band was brilliantly polished and had beautiful golden engravings around the edges, giving it a royal aesthetic. Next to it was a similarly designed chain that looked to be able to swap with the band. The casing of the watch was also platinum but left relatively plain. The same could not be said for the watch face, however, as the hands were matte black with gold trims. The hand that counted the seconds ticking by was silver with a red tip. Commonly, the background of a watch is white but this one was cream with a slightly pink tint. On the circumference of the face was what made it a true relic; its compass markings were glowing pale blue. She would have to figure out what else it does later as she only had roughly three minutes to open the case.

Allegedly, this case was magic proof — but it wasn’t Twilight proof. She grabbed the stale loaf and raised it high above the lock. The sound of blaring music could still be heard from the other room, along with petty squabbling between a mare and stallion. The bread descended as quickly as the room temperature had when Spike asked where Applejack’s parents were at dinner one time. With a snap, the lock broke.

Gently replacing the watch with the stale loaf, Twilight grinned with victory and put the watch and the chain in her bag. Twilight closed the case, fixed the lock with a quick localised time reversal spell, and threw the cover back over it. Retreating quickly, she began to make her escape when something odd caught her eye. The silhouette of a certain dream walker imprinted the side of a shipping crate under a harsh spotlight. She raised a forehoof in front of it, comparing the levels in blackness — her suit should be darker, she put a lot of effort into making it the second darkest light-absorbing enchantment.

Twilight’s hoof paled in comparison. That’s not possible; the only pony that can make something that dark is…

“Greetings, Twilight,” a deep feminine voice announced in front of her. The void grew bigger and bigger, morphing impossibly. Twilight was staring right into it now, her back legs trembling under the gaze of the abyss. Slowly, the darkness began to lighten, turning from black to grey to blue — revealing two beautiful teal eyes.

“Luna, what are you doing here? What do you want— mff,” a midnight blue hoof touched Twilight’s lips, silencing her.

“Listen well, Twilight Sparkle. You must board the next train to Trottingham, head straight to the station and stay there. Once aboard, all your questions will be answered,” Luna instructed to a very confused Twilight.

The music cut off. Shuffling hoofsteps became progressively louder as Twilight stood looking at the door. She turned back to look at Luna only to see a shipping crate in her stead, always was one for theatrics.

Breaking into action, Twilight sped off towards the vent where she hastily levitated her saddlebags into the duct and followed them. Just as the guards opened the door, the vent closed. Twilight moved slowly as not to make a sound; the sound of hooves on metal is loud enough without the echo of a vent. She followed her nose right towards the mountain air of Canterlot. Twilight felt the bag in her hooves meet resistance, prompting her to feel around with her magic until she felt the edge of the grate on the other side.

Pulling it open, Twilight levitated her bag down onto the floor and graciously threw herself out. The vent closed with a low squeak as she scrambled to put on her saddlebags yet again. She looked about the loading bay briefly, searching for a discreet way out. There seemed to be nowhere to go, unfortunately.

Twilight’s wings unfurled in preparation for take-off. She felt the ground under her become lighter but pulling her down stronger, almost like an elastic band. Harshly emptying her lungs with a huff of effort, Twilight slapped her wings down and shot off into the clouds.

The cloud was a fluffy cushion for Twilight while she flailed about high above the streets of Canterlot, trying to get her suit off while holding her bags. After threatening to rip apart one of Rarity’s works, the suit gave way and released her from its cocoon. Once it was packed into her bag again Twilight looked down at Canterlot to find the train station — it was right where it normally was, funnily enough — and then she was on her way.

It was half-past two in the afternoon, Twilight was sitting idly on a bench reading a newspaper. She had arrived at the station at eleven, many trains had come and gone since then but none of them was going to Trottingham. There were tens of ponies at the station when she got here, now she was alone.

Judging from the front page of the newspaper, the museum opening had gone terribly due to the main attraction not even being there.

Museum Opening Gone Wrong, Gone Deceitful,

Ponies who had lined up for hours left angry and betrayed as the museum turned out to be nothing more than a collection of lies and fakes. When the greatly anticipated magical watch was unveiled, a perfectly preserved loaf of bread was there in its stead.

Naturally, the curator — Shoddy Silver — tried to prove its existence but could not find any evidence of ever even acquiring the item. Along with the main attraction, many of the other exhibits were found to be either fake or mass-produced knockoffs.

Ponies have rumoured that the building is cursed after the closing of Celestia’s Bottom seven years ago. Perhaps these rumours are true.

Her reading and the silence of the barren platform was interrupted as the Trottingham train arrived. When it finally screeched to a halt, the doors opened to let ponies off, except there were no ponies. This struck Twilight as odd, and the sinking feeling in her gut told her it was about to get weirder. Twilight tentatively stepped onto the train and looked down the carriages, finding nopony. She took a seat with her bags as the train pulled away with a hiss of steam.

Soon after, the sound of doors opening could be heard further down the cart, making Twilight grow uneasy. It was difficult to tell but it sounded like two ponies were heading her way. She hoped that they won’t come this far up, but the heavy hoofsteps crushed her hopes when they grew louder. Twilight held her bags tighter against her barrel. The ponies were now just a few metres behind her.

They stopped at her seat.

Twilight turned to face her possible killers.

Celestia and Luna grinned back.

No single word could be used to describe Twilight’s feelings. A mix of emotions washed over Twilight’s face, surprise, terror, confusion, admiration, relief. All frozen in place at Luna’s words, “We hath stolen a train!” Twilight would have freaked out entirely if it wasn’t for Luna’s sheer happiness in her announcement.

“Twilight, I’m afraid we need your help. You see, I bought this incredible cake from a baker in Prance but I can’t eat it without a fork. We’ve looked all over the train but we can’t find one, please help us,” Celestia nearly cried as she placed the cake on the table. It truly was incredible, three layers of goodness, all covered in strawberry chocolate with a drizzle of lemony white chocolate.

“Hmm, I guess I could test out my new watch,” Twilight offered as she opened her saddlebags to retrieve said item. She put the watch around her left foreleg for the first time and thought of a fork.

“Where did you find my watch? I made it myself shortly before I was banished, I see all my enchantments have left it intact. I tried looking for it at the old castle but to no avail,” Luna said with a long lost spark in her eyes.

Just as Twilight was about to respond, she saw that the watch displayed an arrow towards the nearest fork along with a number and a unit of measurement on the watch face. Thirty-eight centimetres, that can’t be right. She dug around in her bag to find exactly what she was not expecting to find — a fork.

How in the hay did that get here? The look on Celestia’s face was priceless. Her ears perked and her eyes shimmered, and that smile, she looked predatory, ready to pounce on her prey. Twilight was concerned, for both her own safety and the cake’s. Then another question entered her mind.

“Who’s driving the train?”

The two sisters turned to each other with panic-stricken eyes as horrifying realisation dawned on them.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading!

This is my first story, and I hope to improve my writing skills, so any constructive criticism is welcome. That being said, I would appreciate any feedback at all in the comments — even if it's just to tell me I suck. :twilightsmile: