Twilight Sparkle misses her assistant. Small and around and life intertwined with hers. Yet after his growth spurt... he's gone in his own direction. Date after date with other ladies taking him away. To become closer, she shrinks and sneaks on him.

And it goes as well as you would expect.

Dedicated to the consistent friend Duke Lucifuge. Despite being a twink and squeaky clean in terms of personality—he is the realest and truest friend I know. He embodies the motto 'Be well to do well.'

Gay Satan bless that Bi-bastard.