The Not So Serious Clopfic

A short clopfic dare.

The big green stallion was walking around Ponyville with his suit on and looking at the mares. He wasn’t a big fan of the suits, but he had to because of a meeting with his diplomat friends from his old home.

The mares looked especially beautiful today outside in the summer sun. They were sweating, had short skirts so he could easily take a peek when he passed by them. Even though he knew it was wrong to look at different mares when he already have one of his own, he just couldn’t resist the feeling that he might get caught, which turned him on furiously.

Tribbles could feel his scrotum starting to pulsate and become bigger and bigger for every second, he didn’t try to hide it but he quickly went to a bathroom stall nearby to relieve himself of the raging rod underneath his pants.

He could see all the ponies, that walked past him, looking down at his crotch, blushing and then quickly look away and trot even faster. He shrugged at them and went in to the gentlemen's room and locked the door.

“Time to get rid of this problem.”

He took of his suit and hung it on the door to the stall and looked around before sitting back down again and looked at his massive meatstick.

“This is the second time today and I just came four minutes ago, but I’m already soaked in pre-cum...”

He took a deep breath and placed his hooves on his cock and started gently stroking it. It was still sore from four minutes ago, and an hour ago, and yesterday... but he just ignored it and kept stroking faster and faster.

He imagined back when he first met Silver Gold, his now current wife, and how gorgeous she was with her long mane and nice flank. He remembered their first serious date and what happened afterwards. It was the best memory he ever could ever imagine to have.

“Come on! Pleeeeeease~?” Silver Gold was sitting on her flank and begging her brains out to Tribbles. It was no easy task to have Tribbles do something like that.

“Now, Lady Silver... Why would I ever do something like that? and with you, to top put the cherry on the cake. To put the dot over the ‘i’. To put Cheerilee on my playstick... You understand where I’m going.”

“But it’ll be fun! and I promise, you will enjoy it! and besides, I won’t stop asking until you let me do it...”

Tribbles made a really loud and deep sigh and then deadpanned Silver while shooting daggers through his eyes.

“FINE! But only this once. I won’t let you do it again. So make it quick.” Tribbles nodded and waited for Sivler to do her magic.

Silver hoof pumped and grinned towards Tribbles’ crotch with a hungry look in her eyes. She proceeded to crouch underneath the green marijuana maned stallion and started licking his penile. After a few minutes Tribbles’ rod was fully erect and she went back out from underneath him and tried to lick the pre-cum off of her face.

“Shall we get this over with, or are you just going to stand there and try to get the juices off of your face?” Tribbles was tapping his hoof on the floor, and was starting to get annoyed.

“Calm down! This requires patience.”

Silver gestured to Tribblesto turn around so she could proceed. The stallion rolled his eyes and quickly turned around, flicking his tail in Silver’s face.

“PFFRTRTRFP! Stop that!” the mare tried to get his tail out of her mouth but eventually wiped her face in in. “Okay, now to do the MAGICKZ!” she giggled and used her hooves to grab Tribbles’ dick from behind and bend it towards her. “I’m surprised by your size. I was expecting it to be bigger, but oh well...”

Tribbles cringed as she started bending his dick and started biting the pillow to ease the pain.

“Here goes nothing!” Silver started licking the stallion’s rectum in a fancy manner and, eventually, started directing the penis towards the asshole, slowly pushing it inside, inch by inch.

Tribbles cringed even more as he came, just a few inches into his own ass. He filled himself with litres and litres of cum that eventually shot the penis back out and made him fly comically into a wall.

“HNNNGHGHGNGH!!” Tribbles started cuming in the bathroom stall, covering himself and the floor beneath him in cum.

The stallion breathed heavily and out of synch. He took one final deep breath, used the paper in the bathroom stall to clean himself up, put the suit back on and opened the door to see a massive herd of ponies standing right outside.

“Stupid grunting... What are you looking at, friends?”

The herd of ponies had, what seemed like, their jaws on the ground and just stared at Tribbles.

Tribbles sighed, went up to the ponies and poked them. No reaction.

“It’s like time has stopped... Has it? In that case...”

He proceeded to take his suit off of him again and stared at one of the stallions among the group in the eyes and started furiously masturbate in front of him.

Not only that, he started walking around masturbating across the whole town. In the Treebrary, the Sweet Apple Acres, Carousel Boutique - you name it. and after a good 30-45 minutes, he started spraying his semen over the ponies all across town and laugh at them. He couldn’t stop cuming. Tribbles even put his manhood inside some of the ponies’ mouths and jsut continued to cum with no end.

He could eventually feel his balls twisting themselves from cuming for so long and his dick was now even more sore than before. and when he was finished, he casually put his suit back on, fixed his tie, patted one of the mares on the head and proceeded to the meeting.