The War Hospital

Twilight Sparkle was in her bed. Warm and comfy next to her baby dragon Spike, who has always kept her warm even in the coldest nights.

"Goodmorning Twilight" beamed Spike, he was at the foot of the bed somehow.

"Goodmorning Spike" yawned Twilight. "I got a feeling that todays gonna be a great day!"

"Yeah!" Shouted Spike.

"We should get to... What?!" Gasped who was amazed at the town square where all of her friends where waiting for her. Everyone staring as if their eyes where made of glass. "Morning everypony" Said twilight awkwardly. She looked at them all. They seemed to shift from standing up to lying down. "The Buck!?" Twilight heard shouting, which she assumed to be Pinkiepie, but then the shouts transfigured into screams, then some ponies suddenly had gained nurse outfits. Where as others where screaming, screaming and bleeding from a multitude of places. "Whatever this is, STOP IT!" Shouted Pinkiepie. She heard and felt a deep rumble. "DJ PON3 THIS IS NO TIME FOR THE DUBSTEP!" But this rumbling was getting closer and it was at such a pace it couldn't be music. This was when everything in twilights vision melted away.

"BUCKING TURN THAT DUBSTEP OFF!!!" Screamed Twilight as she awoke from her nightmare. She sighed. "Oh Spike. I just had a really bad nightmare. I don't... Spike?" She felt next to her. "SPIKE!?" She repeated, this time louder. She felt a note next to her. As Twilight read it she screamed. Until she realised what Spike was currently doing.

Dear Twilight

I have been called out to defend Celestria and all that is in her name. I hope you shall understand i have to go. They need every able bodied pony of dragon out on the front line. I have to make this short as i only have a few hours. If you need me ill be at Rarity's house trying one last time to get some of that sweet ass!

Lots of love,

Spike.

She stomped over to Rarity's house and stopped dead when she heard what was coming through the window.

"Oh yes Spike that's splendid!"

and

"You like that Rarity?!"

Twilight had had enough. She burst through the door and shouted "WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE..." She stopped in her tracks. They weren't getting it on. They where designing fashion. "Urm... Ok... I-I think i'll g-go."

As she walked away she heard

"what was that about?"