Chapters Applebloom got the camera set up on a stump, motioning for her friends to get into place. She frowned as she heard a voice narrating her, even being able to see the words. She shrugged it off. Crazier things have happened in Ponyville.
"Howdy everypony! And welcome to mah... vlog, Ah guess?" Applebloom said. Her friends waved in the background. "Now y'all might be wondrin whah I..." Applebloom paused, displeased with how the voice displayed her accent. "Why I decided to make this vlog. Well, I saw Twilight had made one, and it was pretty popular. So me and my pals," Applebloom motioned for her friends to move closer. "So this'll be of us trying to get our cutie marks! And also doin stuff y'all put in the comments. Reactions and what not. It may be mah vlog, but y'all can also refer to mah friends for challenges or question or... stuff."
"Hello internet!" Sweetie Belle said, giving a wave.
"Do you know how to edit videos?" Scootaloo asked.
"Uhh..." The Narrator explained it would be taken care of. "I got it covered." Applebloom told her friends.
"Sweet!" Scootaloo said, her wings buzzing slightly. The three paused. 'Soo... What are we doing for the first vlog?"
"Ah guess we should tell some things about ourselves?" Applebloom suggested.
"You go first." Sweetie Belle suggested. "It's your vlog."
"Alrighty then." Applebloom sat down. She waved a hoof at the camera. "Howdy y'all. My name is Apple Bloom, two parts, not one. Ah live at Sweet Apple Acres with mah sister Applejack, mah brother Big Mac, and my Granny Smith. I'm good at buildin and fixin stuff." Applebloom took a step back. "Alright now."
Sweetie Belle trotted forward, her large green eyes staring eagerly at the camera. The narrator considered this cute and also slightly concerning and scary. "Hi! I'm Sweetie Belle! I'm good at singing! I live with-" Sweetie Belle paused, thinking. "I'm staying at my sister's place. Her name is Rarity."
Scootaloo practically shoved Sweetie Belle out of the way. She struck a pose. "Hey everypony! My name is Scootaloo. I do rad tricks on my scooter and have awesome parents who go out on dangerous, awesome adventures! I'm the President of Ponyville's Rainbow Dash fan club!"
The Narrator introduced itself as the narrator, though considered it slightly pointless to say as the only being who could hear The narrator was Applebloom.
"Ah guess that's everything." Applebloom said.
"I hope we get loads of things to do!" Sweetie Belle said. "Do you think we'll be popular?"
"Twilight's vlog is. I don't see why not." Scootaloo said.
"Even if it ain't too popular, I'm sure some folks will like it." Applebloom reassured her friends. Applebloom frowned as she stared at the camera screen. "That's weird. The battery has a sideways eight instead of a bar."
The Narrator let out a sound of interest as Sweetie Belle moved out of camera veiw. It seemed that while the camera's on, it was the only perspective The narrator had. The Narrator grimaced as realization of the fact that the cutie mark crusaders would do something reckless, giving The narrator a first person view. Sweetie Belle returned to view with an apple.
Applebloom looked at her friends, then back at the camera. "So... yeah. That's the introduction video. Or pilot. I dunno. See y'all in the next one!" Applebloom reached over to the side of the camera.
"Wait!" Sweetie Belle suddenly said. "Shouldn't we do something for this episode?"
"You're right!" Applebloom said. "Twilight did do an activity for her first vlog. Coffee!"
Scootaloo stuck out her tongue. "Bleh. I'm not drinking coffee again. That stuff is nasty!"
"Then what should we do?" Applebloom asked.
Sweetie Belle jumped in the air. "I got it! We could make coffee!"
"Why? It taste horrible!" Scootaloo complained.
"Adults like it." Sweetie Belle reasoned. "And Apple Bloom's siblings are here." In another universe Mac and Jack are Apple Bloom's parents, the Narrator pointed out. Applebloom showed no sign of being bothered by that comment.
"Sounds good!" Applebloom said. "Let's do it!"
"CUTIE MARK CAFENEERS!" Sweetie Belle shouted.
"CAFE MARK CRUSADERS!" Scootaloo shouted.
"CUTIE MARK COFFEE MAKERS!" Applebloom shouted.
The three stared at each other for a moment. "Huh. Usually we get that together." Applebloom commented.
The trio walked with the camera still on, the view bouncing oddly as Applebloom held it. It took an amount of time before they reached the farm house, where Applejack and her brother were taking a break, by Granny Smith's orders.
"Hey y'all! Do ya like coffee?" Applebloom asked the group.
"Ain't mah favorite drink, but it keeps the mind awake." Applejack commented.
"Eyup." Big Mac added.
"What's that doohicky ya got there?" Granny leaned forward of of her seat- The Narrator grimaced as the founder of Ponyville grabbed the camera and- licked the screen.... Ahem. Granny Smith smacked her lips. "Taste real funny."
Applebloom's friends grimaced as she took back the camera and wiped the spit off with her bow. "We're makin a vlog, like Twilight! And we were thinkin of makin y'all some coffee."
"Really now?" Applejack asked.
"Yah. We were thinking of making some to drink ourselves, but Scootaloo said it's gross. Except for adults. And y'all adults!" Applebloom explained.
The three grown ups looked at each other, then at the CMC's large eyes. Freakishly so because of how massive they already are. Applejack let out a sigh. "Alright sugar cube."
Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle stood in the kitchen, a pile of coffee beans on the counter and a pot of water on the stove. A bag of sugar was almost spilling over on the ground. Applebloom quickly adjusted that. Scootaloo hopped onto a stool, her wings bumping into the can of cream. Applebloom quickly caught that. Sweetie Belle could be heard outside of the camera's view.
Applebloom set the camera on the opposite counter. Sweetie Belle hot set a pot of water to boil. Scootaloo mashed up the beans with a mallet, grinding it into almost a flour like substance. The three waited in silence, smiling eagerly as the water warmed.
The water began boiling. Scootaloo put in two cups of coffee beans, while Applebloom poured in half a cup of sugar. Sweetie Belle added a cup of cream.
Scootaloo stirred while the others sat on a couple of stools. "Not brown enough." Scootaloo said. Sweetie Belle poured in half a cup more into the pot. "A bit more cream." Applebloom added more cream. "Looks good!"
"Y'all can come in now!" Applebloom shouted, her face full of excitement. Applejack, Big Mac and Granny Smith entered with false smiles on their faces. Applebloom's smile grew slightly smaller at this piece of information.
The three adult ponies sat at the table as the Cutie Mark Crusaders poured the drinks into mugs. Applebloom set a mug down for Applejack, Sweetie Belle for Big Mac, and Scootaloo for Granny. The three adults stared at each other, before drinking.
"So? What do ya think? Ya like it?" Applebloom asked.
Applejack grimaced. "Ah guess I'm more of a juice gal." she said.
"Eyup!" Big Mac answered, looking slightly green in the face.
"Did y'all even follow the instruction?" Granny Smith deadpanned.
"Instructions?" Sweetie Belle and Applebloom asked.
"Nah." Scootaloo answered. "That's no fun."
Applejack raised an eyebrow. "Ah see ya been takin lessons from Rainbow Dash on more then just flyin, huh?"
"Yup! She's been giving me life tips." Scootaloo answered.
"Of course she is." Applejack deadpanned.
*TIME SKIP CUT*
The three demon spawn of hell- Applebloom seemed to accidently drop the camera. "Oops." she said in an odd voice, not really sounding sorry. The narrator didn't really care as it was HER camera. Applebloom set the camera down on a stool in the clubhouse. "That was our first video! Keep in mind that while we're trying ta get our cutie marks, that don't- Um... Ya can have us do stuff that ain't cutie mark related. Hope y'all enjoyed. See y'all next time."
"Byyyeeeee!" Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle waved their hooves eagerly as Applebloom reach to turn the camer
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
"How y'all! It's me, Apple Bloom!" the yellow filly said, waving her hand. "As y'all can see, mah friends are here and we're in our clubhouse."
"Yeah!" "Hi"! The two other fillies waved in the background.
Applebloom smiled at her friends. before facing the camera again. She held a tablet, something not from this world, a gift from the Narrator. "I've read some of the suggestions that y'all sent. So, let's start with our first. Peni Parker says: I look forward to seeing all the things that Apple Bloom and the CMCs will be trying! Well, we are too."
Applebloom's eyes went further down the list. "Uhh... Give me a sec. Twilight usually does one thing per episode so..." She frowned as she read Kichi's list.
Maybe stay a day with Discord?
Visit Sunset Shimmer world?
Visit Babs Seed?
Kiss Sweetie Belle in the mouth?
Kiss Scootaloo in the mouth?
Borrow Applejack hat?
Applebloom stuck out her tongue. "One of the things here is for us tah kiss!"
"Eeewwwww!" Sweetie Belle stuck out her tongue.
"That's gross!" Scootaloo added.
"Plus, we're all girls! Girls only kiss boys." Sweetie Belle said.
Applebloom was about to move on, when The Narrator made a suggestion to her of taking those word literally.
"Hey Scootaloo, open your mouth." Applebloom said with an odd smirk.
"Okay?" Scootaloo said. "Ahh."
"Open it wider, and keep it open until Ah say so." Applebloom walked over to Scootaloo, helping to force her jaw open wider, until the pegasus's head began to resemble Pac Man.
"Ah! Ieh urh!" Scootaloo complained. She almost slammed her jaw shut as she felt Applebloom stick her muzzle in, kissing the top of her mouth. Applebloom quickly pulled her head out, with Scootaloo quickly closing her mouth. "What was that about!?" she asked, angry.
"Well the suggestion was ta kiss ya in the mouth, so I kissed you IN the mouth." Applebloom said. "We did the suggestion, just not what they wanted."
"Ugh. Just don't do it again." Scootaloo said, rubbing her jaw hinges.
"Kinda have to." Applebloom pointed out. The two turned to look at Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle let out an eep. "No! I don't want to hurt my jaw!"
"Hey, it's only fair!" Scootaloo retorted.
Sweetie Belle shivered, before opening her mouth. She needed help from both her friends to open her mouth wide enough. Applebloom once again delivered a quick kiss to the roof of the mouth, pulling out fast as Sweetie Belle slowly closed her mouth. "Owww..."
"Your turn." Scootaloo now said, turning to face Applebloom.
"Nope!" Applebloom said with a smirk, showing the screen to her friends. "It was for me to kiss y'all. Not the other way round."
"Dang. What else is on the list?" Scootaloo questioned.
"Uhh... Day with Discord. We'd need our sisters permissions. Visit Babs. Also need permission. Dunno who that is. Course would take too long, could be done for a family event..." Applebloom looked up from the tablet with a grin. "How do y'all think bout beatin Button Mash'es record?"
"In which game?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Who's Button Mash?" Scootaloo asked.
"He's the brown kid with the propeller hat." Applebloom explained. "And heck, any of them!"
"Sure!" "I'm down for that." the two fillies with extra limbs said. The Narrator pondered if a horn actually would be considered an extra limb.
"Kay! I just gotta see if Applejack will let me borrow her hat. See y'all there!" Applebloom said. She picked up the camera and headed out.
Applebloom trotted up to her sister, having put the tablet in a book bag. "Say sis? Can Ah borrow one of yer hats for today?"
Applejack bucked the tree, apples falling into the baskets like a demon or angel was putting them in. The Narrator considered the possibility. "Why would ya want to where one? Ya know they're too big for yah."
"For some reason a veiwer wants me to borrow your hat." Applebloom explained as Winona walked over. Applebloom sat down and began petting Winona, holding up the camera towards her dog.
Applejack bucked another tree. "Sure. Don't see why not." Applejack shook her head, her hat flying through the air, landing on... Winona. Applebloom, Applejack, and The Narrator laughed at how cute Winona looked, with the hat covering her eyes as she panted happily, ears poking out from beneath the hat and tongue hanging out. She let out a bark as she couldn't see, and gave her head a tilt, wondering why she couldn't see.
"Got a picture!" Applebloom said cheerfully.
Applejack let out a chuckle, before removing the hat from Winona and plopping it on Applebloom's head. "Be back before supper."
The three gremlins trotted up to the arcade, which was outside for some reason. "Hey Button Mash!" Applebloom called out. "We're here to beat your record!"
There was a huge gasp from many of the children playing, as they stopped and stared at the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Button Mash looked around, confused as to why that was so shocking. "Okay?" he said. "Go ahead I guess." He then continued to play the game he was currently playing.
"..." The three ponies of doom looked at each other.
"Huh. I thought he'd be at least a little competitive about holding his title as King of the Arcade." Scootaloo said somewhat loudly. The rest of the children looked at Button Mash for his response.
"Ponies call me that???" Button Mash asked, not looking away from the screen. "Why?"
Sweetie Belle let out a sigh. She walked over to Button Mash. "We were wanting to play a game against you and see if we could beat your high score." she explained.
"Sure!" Button Mash said, beating the boss and winning. "Sounds like fun. Which game should we play?"
"How about this one?" Scootaloo asked, pointing to a machine. "It's four player!"
Button Mash grimaced. "That's The Hoards of Darkness. You need four players to actually win, and it's reallly tough. Basically, it's rigged. I haven't even been able to beat the fifth level. It also takes hours to play.
"So you have never beat this game?" Applebloom asked.
"No." Button Mash answered.
The CMC looked at each other, then at Button Mash. "What do ya say bout the four of us beatin this game?"
"All right. So Ah'm a Fighter, Sweetie Belle's a Wizard, Scootaloo's a rouge, and you're a farmer?" Applebloom asked.
"The farmer is better at healing then the cleric, something you wouldn't expect. Like I said, this is rigged." Button Mash answered.
"Alrighty then."
"AHHH I'M ON FIRE!"
"There's water barrel over there!"
"I need healing!"
"Ack! Help me up!"
"Why is there a trap door of LAVA in the bathroom!??!?"
"DIE YOU SCUMBAG PILE OF HORSESHOES!"
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?"
"I DON'T KNOW BUT THESE GUYS ARE LITTERAL HORSESHOES!"
"Come on! Nightmare's almost dead!" Applebloom shouted, dodging a barrage of spikes. She ran and did a kick into the Alicorn's stomach. Sweetie Belle shot her staff at Nightmare with a bow. Scootaloo fired an Acid Gun, while Button Mash whacked Nightmare with the Starter Stick. Nightmare flew threw the air, landing on her back, defeated. She faded away while the screen changed to outside the castle of two sisters The sun rose as the moon lowered, with the Message TRUE END.
The crowd of children and adults cheered as Button Mash collapsed. "See!? I told you we needed to defeat her with the weakest weapon! This game is super rigged and we beat it!"
Scootaloo did a victory dance, while Applebloom walked over to a water fountain.
Sweetie Belle collapsed beside Button Mash. "Who knew playing a game could make you sweat so much?" she panted.
Applebloom took her camera back from Madam Mayor. "That was today's episode of Applebloom tries. Ima go home and sleep." she said to the camera.
Applebloom walked into the kitchen, grabbing a fritter. She began walking up stairs when her sister called out to her. "Where do ya think your goin? You got chores to do."
"Can't. Too tired." Applebloom replied, pushing the door open to her room. She paused, her tired brain processing something. "Oh yeah. Here's your hat." Applebloom walked over to the top of the stairs, weakly throwing down the hat.
Applejack picked up the hat. It was rather damp. "What ya do, go swimming in this?" She sniffed the hat. "Ugh! How do ya sweat that much playin an arcade game?" She looked at her sister, only to see she had collapsed with the camera facing Applejack. "Huh. You really are tuckered out." Applejack walked up the stairs and turned off the c-
EDITATION INSERT
"Howdy y'all! It's me Apple Bloom. A warning to our viewers. The last bit of this video contains context that's... kinda bloody. It also in no way reflects Pinkie's attitude. If you wish to avoid seeing the -Hurk- bloody video part, then skip starting from this moment, until you reach here. You have been warned. Also I say a single swear by accident, but I censored it."
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
"Howdy everypony!" Applebloom said cheerfully. "It's me, Apple Bloom, with mah friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo! And today, we are reading fanfiction!" Applebloom held up her tablet to the camera.
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"We're reading a story from the tablet." Applebloom explained. "And we're gonna complete any challenges we accept, or call it a fail."
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"Where did you even get that?" Scootaloo asked.
"Uhh Granny Smith." Applebloom quickly answered. "She collected lots of odd stuff. Even this thing."
"But isn't that a human tablet?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Uhh... Maybe? Granny had an exciting life." Applebloom said with a shrug. "But that's not the point." Applebloom said. "The point is that you have a big tv that we can hook this up to."
"Why are we doing that again?" Scootaloo asked.
"So we can record what we're readin." Applebloom answered. She momentarily pondered on why the voice only ever arrived when a video was being recorded. The Narrator had no response to give. "Anywho, this FanFiction is apparently a website from another world, or somethin. I dunno. We're reading a story from fim fiction dot net" Applebloom hooked the tablet up to the tv in Sweetie Belle's bedroom.
WARNING: THESE STORIES ARE EVENTS PURLY FICTION. PLEASE DO NOT LET THEM IMPACT YOUR MENTALITY OR VIRGINITY
Applebloom and her friends stared at the message. "I... Sure?" Applebloom said out loud. They were brought to the FiMFiction site. Applebloom saw in the recently updated section "Applebloom tries..." She tapped on it.
THIS HAS BEEN RATED 4th Wall CONTENT. INTERACTION MAY SUMMON THE LIMBER CHEESE LOG OF HANDS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
Applebloom clicked on no. "I don't even know what that means, but it send a chill up mah spine." She tapped on another story.
DIEsel SweeTIES
back online. The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at each other in confusion as they finished the story. "Is the robot bad?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"I don't think so?" Applebloom said. "There was fun levels and whatnot."
"Yeah, but we're the main characters. Kinda. And then it said three marks in the granite. Three cutie marks on graves, I think." Scootaloo said.
Applebloom shook her head, before turning to face the camera. "That just left me kinda confused. Good story, in mah opinion. Seems fun, just..."
"The ending is reeeeaaaaly confusing. And who would ever actually do that? Thankfully Cozy Glow is just their oc." Sweetie Belle answered.
Applebloom frowned. "Wait a minute." She reread the part where she was splashed with jam. "Was Ah eatin by timberwolves or somethin?"
"I was killed by the hydra." Scootaloo said. "By tripping. Lame."
"Insect 13: Flyder and Flora 3: Poison Joke. Mentioned that those two items combined could cause fatal effects when merged together with unicorns." Sweetie Belle quoted. "Yeah, those aren't graves. I think the robot took our cutie marks when we were about to have a heart attack or strait up terrified."
"Yeesh. Why would anypony make a story like this?" Scootaloo questioned. The three took a moment to stare at their blank flanks, wondering what the removed cutie marks looked like.
"For fun?" Discord said with a shrug. "This is a story from another world. Though I doubt any actual filly would ever do something so evil."
The three imps of Chaos jumped back, tumbling on each other. "AHHH!"
"Sorry, did I fright-" Discord stopped, looking around suspiciously. "Who's speaking in that unknown font? Seriously? Where is the 4th wall?" Discord summoned a hammer, swinging it through the air. "Where-" his eyes caught sight of the camera. "Of course! Hidden where it's meant to be placed!" He sat down, crossing his legs. "Why do you girls have a camera?"
"It's for my vlog." Applebloom said, helping her friends up.
"Oh? Do tell." Discord said, leaning his upper body towards the three.
"Well, the vlog is us doing stuff folks tell us to do to try to get our cutie marks. But we also can do stuff for fun." Applebloom answered.
"Oh! May I join you for this episode?" Discord asked, gaining puppy dog eyes. A puppy version of him walked over on his ears.
"I'd like my eyes back." it asked in his voice.
"Oh fine." Discord plucked off the puppy dog eyes, showing his normal eyes beneath. He slapped them onto the puppy.
"Thanks." The puppy floated out the window, getting smacked by Opalescence on the way.
Applebloom shook her head. "Anyways... We've finished the reading of the fanfiction. We just gotta watch Smile HD to check of the list."
Discord frowned. "Smile HD? What is that, some sort of remix to Pinkie's smile song?" He stuck his claw in his mouth. "Yuck."
"Oh come on, I'm sure it can't be that bad." Sweetie Belle responded.
Discord snapped his fingers, summoning buckets for them all to vomit in.
"Ugh..." Applebloom moaned. "That- HURK BLARG" Applebloom's head ducked out of sight as she vomited into the bucket again. "That was Smiles HD. Never b*cking again."
"On the bright side, Fluttershy was awesome." Scootaloo said.
Sweetie Belle stared at her empty bucket, her body refusing to vomit. "So. Much. Blood."
The door slammed open. "Sweetie Belle! Did I just here cussi-" Rarity stopped, probably looking at the scene in the room. Discord aimed the camera weakly at Rarity. The movement of the camera showed Discord's bucket of... literal rainbow, with the screen showing Pinkie with the orb of energy about to destroy the planet and Fluttershy. "Should I even ask?"
Applebloom took back the camera while the Narrator apologized for not warning Applebloom, while also explaining that a warning still woudn't come next time. Opalescence ran out of site, out of the room. "That's all for this episode. See yawl... Next time."
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
"Howdy y'all!" Applebloom waved with three- wait hold the phone, the Narrator exclaimed. There were three Scootaloos and three Sweetie Belles. In Whitetail woods. "Ya ain't seein things. Ah should probably explain. Umm..." Applebloom rubbed her chin. "Alright. First I would like to thank Kichi for the list of suggestions." Applebloom held her tablet up to the screen. "It's quite a list."
Not sure if already tried but...
What about explore Princess Twilight Crystal Castle? After all it's a magical castle, maybe there is some hidden room or something
Another suggestion could be to try to act like Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo and see how good are you imitating them.
Bunnysit Angel Bunny, the demon rabbit of Caerbanogh
Sing "Another Brick on the wall" in front of Miss Cherilee and the whole class
Try to have a friendly talk with any of the special students of Twilight new school (The student six) except Sandbar as we know you are already friends
Visit Diamond Tiara... after all, she reformed, right?
Ask a changeling to disguise as one of your friend and try to guess who is the real one
Eat a piece of lemon
Search for clues around Ponyville about the mystery past of the evil Cozy Glow... From where did she appear? What she did during free time? Did anyone notice anything strange? Does she have a family in Ponyville? Where did she live?
Let a toad incubate a chicken egg in the Everfree and see if it's true that a basilisk is born from that
Give a 'surprise' party to Pinkie Pie, emphasis in 'surprise' as it must be a surprise for her and she don't know that you planned to do it.
Check the mysterious blue box of Mr. Time Turner (That pony with a hourglass as a cutie mark) and see if there is anything inside
Take a 'walk' around Ponyville, wearing the bunny pajama of Zap Apple Season and jumping instead of walking
Check if the toast always fall butter side down
Ask Miss Twilight for the cloud walking spell and test a cloud bed
Try Bungee Jumping
Drink Tea with Miss Fluttershy
Visit the spa
Recreate the 'Iron Pony competition' only instead of Applejack against Rainbow Dash, you against Scootaloo with Sweetie Belle as the judge
Check if Sweetie Belle had been replaced with Sweetie Bot... A strange robot that look like Sweetie Belle and acts like Sweetie Belle
"Now we're only doing some of these for this video, so here's an edited list."
Another suggestion could be to try to act like Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo and see how good are you imitating them.
Visit Diamond Tiara... after all, she reformed, right?
Ask a changeling to disguise as one of your friend and try to guess who is the real one
Eat a piece of lemon
Let a toad incubate a chicken egg in the Everfree and see if it's true that a basilisk is born from that
Check the mysterious blue box of Mr. Time Turner (That pony with a hourglass as a cutie mark) and see if there is anything inside
Check if Sweetie Belle had been replaced with Sweetie Bot... A strange robot that look like Sweetie Belle and acts like Sweetie Belle
"The egg thing is an iffy, and is bein tested by Discord. We also promised not to... What's inside the box is a secret. But anywho, time tah explain why my besties are triplets." Applejack turned the camera around, to show the all mighty Time Lord of Gallifrey, Time Turner. A pear dropped in front of him.
"GOOD LORD!" Time Turner reared backwards, tripped on his hind hooves, and fell backwards. "No pears please! I don't need another of That event!"
"Uhh... You alright?" Applebloom's voice sounded.
"Yes, I just um... Well, you know how Twilight fears quesadillas? It's like that for me with pears. Please toss it out the window." Time Turner asked. The pear floated into the air, grew a cartoon arm, booped Time Turner, and rocketed to the moon where it hit a dream cloud person thing on the forehead.
Everyone looked in silence for a moment. "Anyways..." Applebloom set the camera on a tree stump, showing Diamond Tiara sitting on a stool with a large blue box beside her. "Three changelings who are pals with Spike are here. Two are Scoots, and one is Sweetie. Doctor Turner here made a Sweetie Bot, as he calls it. I am to go into the blue box, which will be sound proof. While Diamond Tiara learns who is who. She'll be judge."
Applebloom headed into the blue box. The doors were closed by Time Turner while Diamond Tiara walked up to each entity.
Applebloom walked out of the Blue Box. She walked over to the row of Sweetie Belles. She frowned, sitting down. "Hm." Applebloom quickly poked all of their left eyes.
"Ouch!" "Owie!" "Ow!" *Thunk*
"Found Sweetie Bot." Applebloom said proudly.
"Dang it." Sweetie Bot walked over to sit beside Time Turner. Who seemed to have a troubled expression that he gets when he didn't think things through properly but doesn't know what.
Applebloom stared between the two remaining Sweeties. She quickly gave both a light kiss on the lips.
"Eww!" The Sweetie on the left scrunched up her nose. "I- wha?" The Sweetie Belle on the right blushed, looking shocked.
"I'm pretty sure the one on the left is Sweetie Belle." Applebloom proclaimed.
"You'll have to wait until after before I say." Diamond Tiara pointed out.
Applebloom walked over to the Scootaloos. She suddenly start to cluck like a chicken while flapping her arms. All three Scootaloos glared. "Shucks." Applebloom said, returning to a normal stance. 'I was sure that would work." Applebloom rubbed her chin. She could tickle Scootaloo, but if she found the correct one first, the others would just mimic. "Scootaloo, you ain't got no parents. Don't that bother ya?"
Two Scootaloos immediately looked sad and slightly angry while the third glared. "Hey! I do have parents!" Scootaloo proclaimed, pulling out a photo of her and her parents. "Mom and Dad are just busyyyyyy..." Scootaloo's anger drained, before she face hooved. She then looked at the shocked expressions of everyone. "What?"
"Well, looks like you win!" Diamond Tiara said cheerfully, shaking off her shock at Scootaloo not being an orphan. "Your prize?" She nodded to Time Turner.
"A peeled lemon!" Time Turner said, tossing said item over to Applebloom. The changelings changed back to their natural forms.
"Ugh." Applebloom grimaced as she stared at the lemon. She took a slice and sat down, before shoving said slice into her mouth and chewing. "Mn!" She punched the ground as she chewed, before swallowing. "Geez that's sour!" She then gave a slice the everyone. "Cheers!"
The others looked at the slices before downing them. All but Time Turner and Sweetie Bot cringed.
"Hm! That's actually rather tasty!" Time Turner proclaimed.
"That is all for this time!" Applebloom said, picking up the camera. "I'll see you all in the next video! Bye!!!"
"Byyyyyeeeee!" The changelings waved eagerly, turning into Appleblooms.
"Hey, because you made me, does that make you my daddy?" Sweetie Bot suddenly asked Time Turner.
Time Turner's eyes went wide with realization. "OH F-"
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
Applebloom ear system back online. Applebloom held a confused expression, before shaking her head. She set the camera down, showing herself to be in a barn. She set the camera on a tripod. "Howdy y'all!"
"Warning Universal Temporal Disturbance. Paradox Scenario. Diamond = Friend?= False. Plea- e- e-"
Applebloom stared at the camera. "Uhh..." She looked over her shoulder at Sweetie Belle, who had one of Applebloom's bows on her head. "Say Sweety Bot? How did ya fix this by wacking it?"
Sweetie Belle shru- The Narrator realized there were two Sweetie Belles. "I dunno! But it's awesome!" Sweety Bot said, clutching the wrench close as her pupils becoming yellow stars for a moment.
"Ahem. The camera's workin, even if it is spittin weird gibberish. Anywho, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got a new member! Give a round of applause for Sweety Bot!"
There was the sound of clapping. "And now we do the initiation!"
"Here. Tell the viewers a bit bout yourself." Applebloom said, moving out of the way of the camera. Sweety Bot quickly ran in front of it.
"Hi!" she said excited, waving her hoof at an almost impossible speed. She spoke in a fast voice, like Pink Pronker, baker of Oventon. "I'm Sweety Bot! I'm a Cybernetic Entity! I knew loads of stuff before- Oh! You all saw me from the last episode. Uhhhhhh when I mentioned the dad thing to Daddy, it made him realize I was an A I, whatever that is. He wiped most of my mind so I could have a proper childhood because I was constructed with an adult mind. I know loads of thing and hang on a moment while I collect more air." Sweety Bot paused to take a deep breath, before continuing. "I'm really curious about everything! I named myself Sweety Bot, Es Doveayou Ee Ee Te Why Be Oh Tea because that's what I am a robot. To help you tell the difference between me and Sweetie Belle I am wearing a bow and may change my I color so be sure to leave a comment of what I should change it to or if I should keep it green OH or I could choose a new color for every episode! Oh I also got a Dalek Mode but I don't know what that does." Sweety Bot stopped, panting. "Okay, I think I'm done talking about myself."
Applebloom moved back into position as Sweety Bot sat beside Sweetie Belle in the background. "To celebrate our newest member, we're gonna play some O and O! However, we also got some D and D books. D and D stands for Dungeons and Dragons, and is basically a different version of Ogres and Oubliette. Doctor Turner recommended it, and it's pretty interestin."
"Is it racist though?" Sweety Bot asked out loud, with a tilt to her head. Her pupils were question marks. The Narrator thought of the fact that for every intelligent species there is, there is also a beast of it, Like Diamond Dogs and regular dogs.
"I don't think so." Applebloom answered, even though she didn't know what racist meant. "Cause there are Diamond Dogs, then there are regular dogs."
"Hm! That actually seems rather reasonable!" Sweety Bot said, her eyes turning back to normal.
"Wait, I thought we were just gonna make characters today." Scootaloo said.
"Oh yeah." Applebloom pulled out her tablet from sans Knows Where. Applebloom tapped the screen, before holding it up to the camera.
I have an excellent idea.... I think you three should create your OCs!
"We weren't sure why we would do this, until I saw Big Mac playin Ogres and Oubliette with Spike. Spike ain't here cause he's with Twilight. Ah think. An Big Mac's out in town." Applebloom explained.
"Let's do this!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed.
After a long while and many questions about the classes, looking through several books, using some extra creativity and such, they were finally done with making their characters.
"So... Whose first?" Scootaloo asked.
"Let's let Sweety Bot go first!" Sweetie Belle suggested.
"Alright! Show us what ya got!" Applebloom said.
Sweety Bot grinned. "I'm a Iron Golem Fighter named Shela who's shaped like a buff mare that slightly resembles Big Mac muscle-wise she pretends to be a normal mare, and cares a lot about her friends treating them like family!" she proudly proclaimed.
"Geez, can you talk any faster?" Scootaloo said under her breath.
"YupICanButYouSeemedAnnoyedAtMeTalkingFastSoWhyDoYouWantMeToTalkFaster?" Sweety Bit asked.
"Ya know what, just talk how you want." Scootaloo said.
"Okay I can do that." Sweety Bot said cheerfully, her eyes closed and making an nn somehow. The Narrator considered it creepy even though it didn't look creepy because normal Equestrians realistically can't pull that off except in comics. Then again she's a robot. "Your turn Scootaloo!"
Scootaloo gathered her papers. "I'm a Pegasus Fighter named Razor Wings! She's cyan with really awesome and colorful hair! She's a defender of her nation and half orc." Applebloom and Sweetie Belle stared at her, thinking the description sounded very much like a Miss Rainbow Dash. "What?"
"Anywho... Your turn Sweetie Belle!" Applebloom said.
"I made a Unicorn Princess Sorcerer. She's kind and caring, and does her best to keep peace, despite her dangerous magic. Her name is Princess Platinum, and she's half Elvish Deer." Sweetie Belle said.
"Razor Wings could be her bodyguard!" Scootaloo exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Sweetie Belle said, excited at the idea.
Applebloom gathered her papers. "I'm a bard Earth Pony named Cotton I Joe. She's a mare with a square as a salt lick jaw, and music flowing through her soul."
They all congratulated each other on their characters. "We'll probably play the actual game of O and O in another vlog. Until next time!" Applebloom said. "Bye!"
"BYYYYEEEE!" The Narrator realized there were bowls of half eaten chili on the ground.
*CAMERA BOOTING UP*
Applebloom said something to the camera, unaware the sound was faulty. She frowned and tu-
"Howdy everypony! Welcome to todays video." Applebloom said as Sweetie Belle seemed to be reading something from Applebloom's table- Oh Crap.
Applebloom's head whipped around as a hand that resembled swiss cheese reached out of the screen. It was huge and had claws. "SWEETIE BELLE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"
"I just wanted to see the Applebloom tries story!" Sweetie respon- a log of cheese was thrown and hit the cam-
"AHHH!" Applejack swung an axe at the Gibbering Mouther of Cheese and Hands.
Discord used a giant hammer against the beast to no avail.
Celestia swung a sword of light, while Luna wielded a blade of white hot iron.
The Limber Cheese Log of Hands ate the Elements, before shooting out copies of everypony, just made out of hands.
"WHAT THE BU-"
Sweety Bot leaped for the tablet while the others distracted the Limber Cheese Log of Hands. She closed the tab with Applebloom tries... The cheese beast leg out a moan that sounded pained, pleasured, annoyed, but mostly stupid, before disappearing. The Elements of Harmony dropped to the ground
"Howdy y'all!" Applebloom said, looking tired. "So uhh... For future reference, never ask us to check out the Applebloom tries on Fim fiction dot net. Just don't. Uhh... Y'all can comment on your ideas of whatever the what that was. Just, we ain't gonna do that again. We just ain't." Applebloom looked away from the camera for a second, before letting out a shudder. "Anywho, for today's episode we are going to mess around with the Rubik's cube!"
Sweety Bot trotted over, holding a mixed up Rubik's Cube. Her eyes were a neon Pink. "Actually, I'm just here to watch." She set the cube onto a stool. The surrounding area was of Time Turner's basement, many of his inventions of brass and copper being dented. Some had slices of cheese stuck.
Sweetie Belle sat next to the stool, still somewhat in shock from the hands. A hand rubbed the top of her head. She shook her head before getting up.
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS PUZZLE SOLVERS! YAY!"
"Okay, lets do this!" Scootaloo said. The four got up and inspected the cube. "Alright, what color should we try to get first?"
"None." Sweetie Belle said.
"Say what now?" Applebloom asked.
"That was Twilight's mistake. If you're going to solve a puzzle of this sort, one must solve the whole puzzle, otherwise you only make in harder upon yourself."
"Huh." Applebloom scratch her head. "Alright, lets do this then." she said, picking up the cube. She turned it about, before turning a section.
"UGH!" Applebloom threw the cube onto the ground. "How do ya solve this thing?"
"We shouldn't give up yet." Sweetie Belle said. She and Sweety Bot jumped back as Scootaloo bashed it with a hammer.
"You destroyed it!" Sweety Bot shouted.
"GOOD!" Scootaloo shouted angrily in reply.
"Hm." Applebloom dropped to her belly, grabbing the skeleton of the cube and a corner piece. She clicked the corner peice on. "Girls, help me find the other pieces."
The three stared for a moment, before scrambling to find all the pieces. For every piece they found, they would quickly rush back to give Applebloom the fragment. Soon, Applebloom held a proper Rubiks Cube.
"WOO!" "YEAH!" "YES!" "HUZZAH!" The four cheered in celebration for solving the puzzle.
"We may not have solved it correctly, but darn that sure feels good!" Applebloom said happily. She and her friends glanced at their hips. Their faces fell for a moment, before smiling again. "We'll see y'all in the next vlog! Bye!"
"BYYYEEE!"
"Uh Sweetie Belle?" Scootaloo said.
"Yeah?"
"You have a hand in your hair."
*CAMERA BOOTING UP*
"Howdy everyon- Everypony!" The Narrator stared into the face of Cozy Glow, horror of the Nine Circles of hell.The Narrator wondered where- Applebloom popped out from behind Cozy Glow... who had on a pink baseball cap.
"Howdy y'all! It me, Applebloom, and guess who I met!" Applebloom said excitedly.
"Hi! My name is Cozy Glow! I thought my name was weird, but apparently it's normal in Equestria?" Cozy Glow shrugged, revealing clothed shoulders. "Oh, I should probably back away from the camera." Cozy Glow handed over the camera to Applebloom. She stumbled away a tad, showing herself to be wearing a yellow turtleneck and blue jeans. Nearby were some socks and shoes designed for a magical pony creature. "Hi pony internet!"
"Now y'all might be wondering why Cozy Glow is hear. Some of y'all claim to be time travelers or somethin?" came Applebloom's voice. "Considerin some things, it ain't all that unlikely. Anywho, here are the comments."
Kichi
EDITED FOR RELATED SECTION.
Search for clues around Ponyville about the mystery past of the evil Cozy Glow... From where did she appear? What she did during free time? Did anyone notice anything strange? Does she have a family in Ponyville? Where did she live?
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Yeah about that sweetie Belle she will in your world but beware That kid is nothing but trouble I came for the future do not be fooled by her Innocent attitude
"Y'all seem tah think she's real bad, so I... figured out a way to bring her here. She's from Sunset's world. Ah think. Maybe she's from one similar?" Applebloom explained. She stared at Cozy Glow, who had a distant look on her face. "You alright?"
"Hm? Yeah. Just kinda sluggish from my medication." Cozy Glow explained. "Oh! I should probably explain to the viewers." Cozy Glow faced the camera. "I kinda have homicidal tendencies... Or basically I like killing. Don't worry! I only kill things like rats or squirrels and birds, not ponies or humans and stuff." Cozy Glow shivered. "And I see things if I don't take my meds. Like a tall dark man wanting me to k-" Cozy Glow quickly stopped herself before she rambled too much.
"Anywho..." Applebloom said. "Twilight said once how lots of events kinda matched up in both worlds. So I figure if our pony Cozy Glow is as evil as folks seem tah say, then maybe we can learn how to befriend her! So Ah am proud tah introduce our newest member, Cozy Glow!" Applebloom said.
"H-hi!" Cozy Glow waved at the camera. "I am really excited to get some dares, even if I am here more as a study. Oh! Could I get a cutie mark even though I'm not from here?"
"We'll find out!" Applebloom said cheerfully. She checked her tablet. "So, as we can't find out much about Cozy Glow as of yet, so lets ask you some questions. That alright?"
"Sure!" Cozy Glow answered.
"Okay." Applebloom looked at the screen. "So, where are ya from?"
"I'm from Peace. It's a town in Oregon, which is in the country America." Cozy Glow answered.
"What do ya do in yer free time?"
"Chess!" Cozy Glow said, stars forming in her eyes. Which meant she wasn't from Sunset's world. Applebloom took note of this but decided not to mention it. The stars faded. "I also like to collect... skulls..." Cozy Glow looked down, rubbing her arm and letting out an awkward chuckle. "Oh! And Among Us!"
"Among us?" Applebloom asked, looking around.
"It's an awesome computer game I got a few years ago. Lately though, it's goten WAYYY more popular. And it's so awesome! I'll have to show it to you if you ever come to my world." Cozy Glow said.
"Alright! Sound like fun!" Applebloom answered. "Out of courosity, what skulls have you collected?"
Cozy Glow's eyes widened as she began speaking. "I have collected several! I have squirll skulls, I got a bull's skull from my grandpa, I got a wolf skull when one attacked my while I was hiking, I tried to get a bear skull once but failed, I got two bobcat skulls, I have a horse skull and today I tried to get a rabbit skull!" At that Cozy Glow stopped and rubbed her rear. "I got beat up by that rabbit."
"Sounds like Angel." Applebloom answered. "Bit of advice, don't collect skulls from animals around here unless you're uh hundred percent sure it's all wild."
"Will do. Hopefully." Cozy Glow said.
"Who's your family?" Applebloom asked.
Cozy Glow stiffened at that. "Skip." She said. "Actually, you kinda look similar to a friend of mine named Abigail."
Applebloom scrunched her nose. "Abigail?"
"Yeah! She has a sister name Jack and a brother name Mack! I call them the Ack siblings." Cozy Glow said.
"Huh! Maybe that's your world's version of me!" Applebloom said excitedly.
"Yeah, maybe!"
"Well, I'm not sure what else to do for this video, so I guess we'll end it here." Applebloom said.
Cozy Glow leaped out of her chair as a spear broke through the window. "THE RABBIT'S BACK!"
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
"This thang on?" Applebloom asked, staring at the camera. "Oh! Good." It seemed they were... "Howdy y'all. We're at... well, we don't know where we is. Um..." She looked around. "We're at a cliff edge in the middle of a jungle. Now then, yall probably wonderin how we got here. It's all Scootaloo's fault."
"Hey!" Scootaloo shouted from offscreen. "Not entirely my fault! The askers wanted us to react to a rated em story!"
"Scoots, it literally was marked porn, sex, and fetish." Applebloom replied.
"They all were marked that though!"
"Ya chose the one that was about us, Spike, and futa. Ya ignored the warning, and you clicked on the chapter and ignored the second warnin."
"Will you two stop it already!?" Sweetie Belle walked into view, a hand in her hair.
*EDIT*
Applebloom got the camera set up while Sweetie Belle appeared in the background with a bag of shredded cheese. Applebloom turned around, confused. She aimed the camera at Sweetie Belle. "Whatcha doin?" Applebloom asked. They were in Sweetie Belle's room.
"Feeding Scritch." Sweetie Belle said as she sprinkled some cheese on her desk. Scootaloo tilted her head. A right hand crawled out from beneath the bed and hopped onto the desk. It moved spider-like by moving it's fingers. It moved onto the pile of cheese, before dropping onto the pile, or laying down. It then tucked it's fingers in, pulling the cheese under itself. It then hopped up, with slightly longer fingernails.
Sweety Bot walked into sight, poking the hand. It poked her in return. "Why?" she simply asked.
"Why what?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Why do you have that!?" Scootaloo asked.
"Well I couldn't just throw him out!" Sweetie Belle answered.
"I don't think a hand has a gender." Sweety Bot said, now in a small poking battle with Scritch.
"Cozy Glow said the hand is a forty year old man hand." Sweetie Belle answered. Applebloom zoomed in on the hand. It was indeed a man's hand, thick and hairy. With an oddly smooth skin at the wrist, or where one should be.
*EDIT*
"You've been at it for hours!" Sweetie Belle gruffed.
"What even is a futa?" Scootaloo asked.
"Let me see." The camera turned to face Sweety Bot, who was sitting next to a large makeshift tent. Skulls and crossbones replaced her pupils. "Uhh... I am not sure if I should withhold this information, or say it so we can talk about it." She sat down, before removing her eyes. "My eyes feel filthy."
"But they're clean." Sweetie Belle said offscreen.
"...They need cleaning." Sweety Bot repeated. "Guide me to the river."
*TIME SKIP CUT*
Applebloom sat at a table in sugar cubernugget of 1331. "Howdy yall. We're back in Ponyville. Sugar Cube Corner to be exact. Don't ask how-"
"Daddy picked us up!" Sweety Bot proclaimed. Her eyes were Tardis Blue.
"...Anywho, because of the events... Alright we can react to rated em stuff, so long as it don't involve us as the main show. Adventure M seems to be alright, like that Heartwarming Sweetie Bot story." Applebloom reached ov
7, Applebloom writes a Fanfic
It was dark. Scary. Stormy. So much rain.
*REC*
Applebloom smiled softly as she pet Winona. She seemed to be in her bedroom, with it becoming morning. "I hope y'all enjoyed." she whispered.
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