The year is 1977.

So October 2019, my good friend GMBlackjack had an operation for one reason or another and came home high as a kite. The discord we're both on bugged him to write something, since he's a very creative person and we thought it'd be comedy gold. And it was.

Fast forward to last month, I was telling a story to the same discord of trying to cook eggs while high (I'm Canadian and only use government-regulated edible cannabis, so all very safe and legal. I do not condone breaking the law) And it was suggested that I follow GM's example and try to write something next chance I got.

Well that chance was last night, and the result is what you'll read below. I may post more stories, but for now it's just the one.

There's been a slight amount of editing, mostly to fix a bit of grammar and spelling, I left the lack of sense and rapid pace untouched, XD