The journal

Well well well.

It's been some time since my last entry, sorry about that, my nonexistent reader, but I have been busy learning how to be a real pony, without strings and all!

So for the past few days I have been working hard, learning how to control my new body, learning about Equestria, and all in all just get a general idea how this world works. It's been helpful whenever there is a wtf moment and I feel less like an outsider looking in, and more as a passive guest now.

I have been spending my days in the palace simply learning while white horse and blue horse are in the meantime checking to see if they can find a way home. Celestia says it can take time, so I might as well explore the world a bit, maybe even find my cutie mark.

Oh yes cutie marks, I haven't even written about that yet.

Apparently it is some sort of logo on their butts, it symbolizes what makes them special, their special talent. Most ponies apparently get one when they are about to hit puberty, but it is not strange if you find out at a younger age. It is not really about age, it is just when it is most common.

Some don't find out until they reach adulthood and apparently they are referred to as blank flanks, it's an insult many agree, so it is not something I should use. I myself fall into this category as well as I don't have this magical ass tattoo. I don't really care if I'm being honest, but I can respect that is just part of their culture and will not judge them.

Still, I can't help but feel a little sad for them. Their marks do not stop them from being talented at other stuff or limit their dreams, but there is a lot of cultural pressure put on their marks so it is not uncommon for a pony to feel a bit restricted, or for others to judge.

Anyway speaking of flanks, I think this world and having turned into a pony has affected my sexuality.

I don't know, for some reason I just find Celestia to have the best booty in the kingdom, is that weird? I still like breasts, but ponies do not have the ones I like, the closest thing they have is chest fluff, which Celestia also has a lot of. But seriously she has the fattest ass.

Spike is starting to give me a look so I'm going to stop for now.

Tomorrow we are going to the town I was at last time, Ponyville. Feels like all of this world is just one big pony pun.

See you on the other side!

Robin!

P.S. Uhm, not sure what he means by fattest ass, but princess Celestia if you read this by chance, just remember it was Robin's words, not mine.

Spike.