The journal

by DanishDash

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Anthology, Profanity, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, Spike, Comedy
Length: 6405

A human turning into a pony has decided to keep a journal. Follow along as he writes his experiences.

A human turning into a pony has decided to keep a journal. Follow along as he writes his experiences.

Not much more to say about that, though it be an interesting concept, sure people have done it before, but I wanted to give it a go too.

The chapters will be each time he writes about his day, I'll try to keep this one updated a few times a week as they will be small, but I have other and bigger stories, or things I have to do in real life, so I might not always be able to.

Published 2020-09-02 20:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-09-11 07:14:51 UTC

Day 3

Day 3, year of who gives a shit anymore?

Okay, I didn't find a trail, but I did find some strawberries!

I don't think I have ever been so excited about fruit in my life! They tasted amazing, but I made sure not to eat them all, I needed to pack some for today.

As I said, I didn't find a trail, but I did see the border of the forest on the horizon.

I think. What I can see however is big open plains, so at least I will be out in the open. The big mountain is in that direction too, well almost, I will be walking past it in a sense. It is more off to the north east while I'm just heading north.

How do I know it's north? Because fuck you that's how. Until I see any other sign of intelligent life, I claim this world to be mine! So I'll decide where North is! Well, the poles decide that, but I have no way of knowing!

So at any rate, today I got on my way.

It was boring at first, but it was kinda interesting thinking I might be the first human to walk these woods.

Also a little scary.

Of course it was only a question of time before I got bored again. I would have turned my phone on, listening to some sweet tunes, but I have not dared waste the battery life. I'll try turning it on once I'm out of the forest.

But I did find a way to entertain myself, I love listening to songs from my childhood, and a few songs came to mind as I walked. It was fun trying to remember the lyrics. The songs were the trail we blaze, and on my way.

I have packed some strawberries, made sure to fill up on water, and brought my books.

I don't want to leave them as they are a reminder of home, as stupid as it may sound. Worst case scenario I can use them to light up a fire or wipe my ass. Hopefully it won't come to that, except for you math, you deserve it.

After walking for hours, and making sure I am walking the right way, I have made camp. This time getting a shelter up was a little faster, and I've tried making it a bit more comfortable.

Tomorrow I will have to look for some more food while I walk. Strawberries are great, but it can't keep me satisfied forever.

A hungry Robin.

Wtf?

Uhm, the clouds have turned pink and are pissing chocolate milk.

I don't know what else to write, I have already screamed all kinds of questions to the sky.

So far no reply.

A VERY confused Robin.

Day who cares?

I don't know what day it is, 7 or something, but who cares!

I have more important news, there is a town! A freaking town! It took me seven days or something to get here, I'm hungry, I'm tired, and I want a nice hot bath, so this better not be some sort of hallucination!

I'm kinda scared that it is a hallucination because it seems instead of people walking around it's ponies..

Not just on the ground either, they are in the sky too, flying around.

I'm even sure they are talking to each other! Not horse sounds, but actual speech!

Not sure how to deal with this, there are mutant dwarf horses walking around on the ground, some with horns, others with wings. At this point I'm sure I have somehow inhaled poison fumes that makes me see things, or that I'm in a coma, but whatever the case I need to speak with them.

I'm writing this in case that I die.

Not sure what they would do to me, but I'm not stupid enough to assume they cannot hurt me. If I die, burned at the stake, hanged from a tree or drowned as a witch, please remember me kindly.

Mom, dad, I love you guys.

Sis, keep believing in your dreams. Never stop playing music.

Zoey, you have the best ass in class. It's not sexist if I write this in my private journal.

Robin.

Hashtag prey for Robin.

Day 8

Day 8.

I'm alive.

And thank god for that, because I was right, they can hurt me.

I walked into town, I was not sure how to approach them, but they spotted me long before I got close to any building. I don't know who started shouting, but someone did yell out, monster.

Big shocker.

And that of course made every little dwarf horse run around and screaming. It was almost comical. One ran into a wall, another flew through a window, and two others ran into each other. I would be laughing, if not for the fact they were scared of me and I needed help.

Not knowing what else to do I started to walk around, trying to make my movements slow, trying to tell them I came in peace. Luckily we spoke the same language, but that still didn't help the situation.

I don't know how long this went on, maybe ten minutes or twenty, but at some point someone told me to stop, so I did. Turning around I found myself facing six mini horses, all of them giving me the stink eye.

There was one purple horn horse and one white. Then there was a blue gay pride maned pony Pegasus, and one yellow one. Then there was a pink pony with no wings or horn, and one orange pony with a hat.

I'm not sure what happened after that, they called me something, then there was a big white light and everything went dark, again.

I must have been out for a while, because when I woke up it was dark outside. Thankfully I woke up in a bed and not in a pony jail or a human slave camp. I admit, I was kind of scared this would turn out to be a pony version of Planet of the apes.

Anywho, a big white horse came into the room, along with a smaller, but still tall, dark blue one. The white one was nice enough, she told me her name was Celestia and she was a princess. The blue one continued to give me the stink eye. Her name was Luna, little sister to Celestia.

We didn't talk for long, I'm tired and I think Celestia noticed. She didn't say anything, but I could feel she wanted me to rest. Before they left however they asked my name and a few other things like where I came from. They seemed just as shocked as me and came to the same conclusion as me.

I'm from another world.

At any rate, they explained the six dwarf horses I encountered shot me with some sort of magical bullshit beam and I blacked out. Apparently it was supposed to kill me or something, but since it didn't they decided to call in professional help.

I was told they meant no harm.... Sure...

We parted ways and they let me get some rest, even gave me back my things after seeing there were no weapons in my backpack. I was told we would speak more tomorrow so I guess I just have to wait until then.

Still hungry, need a good shower, but I'm too tired to care...

Mighty night.

Robin.

Day 9

Day 9.

Today went better than all the other days combined. I actually slept well and had a nice breakfast!

It all started when a little pony maid trotted into my room, she was nervous as hell, but that only made her more adorable. She asked me if I had a good night and I told her I did, smiling at her. My smile must have caught her off guard a bit, but it did seem to relax her a bit.

She brought me some breakfast consisting of toast with butter, cheese, and some fruit. No bacon, but I don't suppose horses eat meat, do they?

Anyway, after breakfast I was told I could take a bath. Never thought I would be so happy to hear that in my life, maybe we do take some things for granted. The tub was surprisingly big, bigger than what I would have thought ponies would need.

Not that I complained mind you.

The water felt so good, it was an amazing feeling to wash all the dirt and grime off, my hair once again becoming soft and smooth. As I laid there and enjoyed the sensation, I started to wonder how the ponies could make something like this. They were clearly intelligent enough to come up with pipes, hot water, food, and beds. But how did they build it with no hands?

Oh well, I'm just going to say magic whenever something doesn't make sense.

In any case I best move on, I'm sure you are getting tired of me talking about how I bathed and hot steaming pipes, heyoo!

So after a nice long bath, I dressed myself in some robes they had left for me. Felt like a jedi knight in silk, or whatever this soft fabric is. Afterwards the maid took me to a salon, on my way I first realized I was in a palace. It was massive, the architecture breathtaking.

Once arriving at the salon I was once again greeted by Celestia and her little sister, blue horse.I know her name, but it annoys her when I call her blue horse, her expression makes me laugh.

They asked me how I slept and so on, I asked where I was and they told me this palace was known as Canterlot, the capital of their kingdom, Equestria. They asked me some details about myself, I did my best to answer, but I don't think blue horse was impressed.

It was then that I was once again face to face with the six ponies who had shot me in the face. They looked embarrassed and they assured me what happened was a misunderstanding. I'm not used to being blasted by magic, and since I was still alive I decided to forgive them.

Then the introductions began.

The first one was Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn who also happens to be Celestia's personal student. She is apparently learning about friendship, which gives me the sense she has the social skills of a goldfish. Why the fuck would you need to learn about friendship? She asked a LOT of questions, and I don't have enough paper in my journal to write them all down.

Then there was a rainbow maned pony named Rainbow Dash, fitting. She acted all cool, but once you dig a little deeper she was a blast being around. She has a great sense of humor, kinda reminds me of Zoey.

The next one was a pink mess called Pink Pie, or was it Pinkie? Anyway she was like a hyperactive child, but she was a lot of fun too, and she can break the laws of physics, whatever those are in this world.

Rarity, oh Rarity. She is a white unicorn with a sexy accent. Sorry, but there is something about a posh accent that does it for me. Instantly ten points, no doubt about it. She was the one who made my robes on such short notice, pretty nice of her.

Speaking of nice, the next one I met was a Pegasus called Fluttershy. She's sweet, but she's shy. Who would have guessed? There is not much to say as she had a hard time talking to me.

That leaves the last of the pony firing squad, Applejack. Like Rainbow Dash, she is pretty cool. A no nonsense country gal, mare, whatever. Was a little on guard at first, but once I let her know I grew up on a farm she instantly changed her tune. Turns out we both like apples a lot. She even has a farm that only growing apples, she promised to show me around one day.

Now you would think that would be all of them, but NOPE!

The last one was the little lizard dragon dude, Spike. Apparently he was just a baby, in dragon years at least. But Spike was pretty awesome for his age, I found myself relating to him the most. He is even into comics, now we just need a game system and we could just hang.

Anywho, this entry is pretty long, but there is not much more to tell really.

We spend the rest of the day talking. They asked their questions, I asked mine. A doctor came to see me, Rarity took measurements and then there were even more questions.

I had a pretty interesting day I admit, but I'm turning off for tonight, I'm not feeling so well, and my body is starting to feel sore. I must have been more tired than I thought.

This has been your friendly neighborhood monster Robin, signing off!

Arghhh!!!

WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!!

First of, sorry to you Spike for making you write this, but this needs to be recorded in my journal! I would do it myself, but unfortunately, hooves fucking sucks when it comes to writing

Yes, Spike didn't write it wrong, hooves.

I have hooves now, I'm a dwarf horse now, and I'm freaking out.

More importantly I----

Day 11

Day 11.

Once again I am getting Spike the dragon to write this. Some ponies can use their magic, others their wings if need be, but most seem to do it with their mouths. No, just no way.

So in effort to never having to use my mouth for such things I have decided to kidnap Spike as my wri---

Apparently Spike does not want to be my assistant, so this arrangement will have to do until I have figured something else out. I've been working on my walking, I thought it would be easy at first, but your balance is off, and without feet and toes your brain is sort of freaking out.

Rainbow kept laughing as I moved into walls, but when I finally got a hang of it she stopped and started to suggest I start flying.

That sounds awesome! Who hasn't at one point or another dreamed of flying?

Sunbutt won't let me though, so me and Rainbow are trying to figure out a way we can practice. At first Rainbow suggested I jump from a window, but she was clearly joking. I think she really does want to teach me in a safe way, the others just seem to judge her without really hearing her out. I don't know what they expect us to do, do they expect her to kick me off a cloud and just see what happens?

Not sure, but in any case I'm not allowed to fly before I have a handle on my new body. I suppose I can see the purpose of that, so for now I shall remain a good boy and do as I'm told, which is to stay on the ground and read books...

I don't know if Celestia ordered that or if it was Twilight. Spike is groaning so I assume it's Twilight.

I'm supposed to study up on basic knowledge of Equestria, I don't know why, they say they would try and send me home.

You can't see it, but I'm sighing. Better get back to work.

An extremely bored Robin.

Day 18

My head hurts..

I feel like I'm going to bust from all that cake.

I'm-

No, I can't write anything today.

Day 20

I'm sore..

Today I helped Applejack on the farm, it's really a stunning place, really beautiful. I met her family too. I have already met Big Mac, but this time I got to meet her granny, Granny Smith. She's awesome, and she bakes a mean apple pie! She also has a little sister, Apple Bloom, the most adorable filly I have ever met for the first time. That big pink bow in her mane, I almost died from an overdose of cuteness.

So Applejack showed me the things I had to do, which seemed simple enough. I asked If I should pick apples, but she insisted I was not ready for that yet. So like any good pony intern I stuck to the things she asked me to do.

I watered the field by turning several wheels! Why in the hell she just not keep the others open and then just turn one to feed the entire line I have no clue.

It was like everything she wanted me to do I needed to go through an insane amount of unnecessary effort. At first I thought it was to train me more, but I don't think that's the case.

The most insane thing however was how she wanted me to feed the pigs. She wanted me to open and close the gate, make faces at them, dance like a chicken, tie rope around my barrel and jump from the roof of the barn!

Yeah, I wasn't going to do any of that.

I simply dumped the food into the trough and spread a little amount among the pigs to get them to realize there is food. Worked like a charm and I saved like an hour of work.

Applejack was impressed with me, at first I thought she was kidding, but then I found out she was actually serious. I explained to her the reason that I finished so fast was because I didn't do all those slow things she wanted me to do.

She was a little confused at first, so I explained, and once done she was apparently even more impressed. So impressed in fact I was rewarded with more work, this time pulling carts.

Yay me!

So Now I'm sore, lying in my room. Twilight is making me some tea as a reward for a hard day of work well done, that will go well with the pie Granny gave me for the same thing. Pie, tea, and a mare to bring it up to me.

All I need now is one of Spike's comic books and I would be living the dream!

I have to admit, despite the hard work I feel like it was a good day. It was fun working with Applejack and Big Mac, and it was nice talking to Granny and meeting Apple Bloom. All in all I think I've had some good experiences so far. I will miss them when I go home, so I will try to enjoy each day as they come.

Twilight suggested I'll start writing my own friendship reports to Celestia, but I told her no way.

Tomorrow I'm helping Fluttershy. Apparently she likes animals, and since I do too it will hopefully be fun!

A sore, but happy;
Robin.

Celestia Entry: 2

It seems Robin has been well received in Ponyville.

Twilight writes that he did well at the Apple farm and that he is getting along with other ponies.

That's good news of course, I was afraid he would be resentful towards my little ponies after that first encounter, but it seems Robin is not the type to hold a grudge. I don't think it's because of his transformation into a pony, his mind and spirit is still very much human.

As far as I've been able to gather it was the elements that transformed him, his body absorbed the magic instead, turning him into one of us. He has no cutie mark yet, which surprised me. But I do have a theory about that as well, and my concerns are shared with my magical researchers.

I won't divulge such details here, despite my journal being locked up very securely in my chambers I do not wish to take any chances. This information has been deemed Top Secret for now and I will have the agency keep a close eye on Robin.

Luna in the meantime has tried to watch his dreams, but she tells me humans do not dream as clearly as ponies do, even now when he himself has turned into one. She told me it was a mess of random thoughts, shapeless figures that only for brief moments played out a scene before moving on to the next one.

Only when she directly touches his dreams do they become focused, though Luna has refused to tell me any details about what happened when she did so. She got all red and simply refused to share any details. I wonder what could have happened? Did she stumble upon an embarrassing memory of his?

I will simply have to trust her judgement and not pry into it any further.

Twilight has been so kind to keep me in the loop, so along with her friendship reports she will send me reports about Robin and how he's doing. The agency will of course send me more detailed reports, and while the facts are important it is good to get another perspective. A personal on.

I do consider going down there myself, disguised of course, to better get an idea how he is doing and how he acts around my little ponies. As I said, he gets along with them, and according to Twilight he was well received and now well liked.

I can't help but wonder if that would have happened if he was still looking as a human? I'd like to believe that my ponies are better than judging a book by it's cover, but we all make mistakes. So I hope they would accept him as a human as they are now accepting him as a pony.

For now however he is accepted, and I'm happy about that. I am still looking into what exactly brought him here, I have guards searching the forest he came out of and we are retracing his steps. So far no results, but if we can detect some sort of magical energy left over from whatever got him here, there may be a chance for him to go home.

Until I know more I will not share this with Robin. I do not wish to fill him with hopes or doubts before I have something more concrete to share with him.

Until then, I'm sure he will find plenty to keep him busy in Ponyville.

Her Royal Highness.
Princess Celestia.

Day 1

Day 1, 2020.

A boring first entry, I know, but seeing I do not know what day it is, I have simply decided to name it after the first day I write this. So day one it is.

My name is Robin.

I don't think I need to bother with my last name since I'm pretty sure I'm no longer on earth. To be honest I have no idea why I am even writing this, I don't know who I expect would ever read this, but it gives me some comfort. So there is that.

So as I wrote, my name is Robin. I'm a human male with blonde hair, green eyes, and a bit skinny. Not sure I need to write the name of my country, I don't think it really matters anymore. Just know, if you're reading this, then it either means I have returned home, or that I am dead.

Hopefully it won't be the latter.

In any case, I don't know how it happened, but somehow I woke up and found myself in this forest. I was on my way to my university when everything suddenly became dark and I woke up here, hence why I have a journal with me in the first place.

Also a few snacks. Yay!

Everything seems so colorful. Too colorful, which is why I don't think this is earth. I don't use drugs, so that rules that out. Maybe I'm in a coma, or dead? Whatever the case, I need to figure out what to do.

Thankfully I was a scout as a kid, so I know almost nothing practical about being stranded in another dimension, or planet.

But let's give it a try anyway!

I need to find shelter, find water, and signal for help, right?

I'll try walking around for a bit, maybe I can find a trail or someplace high enough for me to spot a town. If I don't, I need to plan out my next step.

If you can't find any more pages with writing, or if there is blood on the page, or my last sentence is a mess, it probably means I have died a horrible death. Let it be known I'm pissed off, scared, and I wanna go home.

Robin.

P.S. Seriously, the colors are unreal.

Day 2

Day 2, in the year of our lord 2020.

Good news, I didn't die during my first night. YAY!

Bad news, I'm still not home. Boo!

Okay, I spent yesterday looking around, and there is absolutely NOTHING other than forest as far as the eye can see! Well, that's not true, I can see mountains, one of them is massive and just sticks out like that big middle finger fate is giving me right now.

There was no trail, nothing other than the sounds of the animals. As tempted as I was just walking one direction until I was out of this damn forest I decided to make a base camp. That way I have a place to relax and plan out my next move, not to mention basic survival.

I found a tiny nearby river to provide me with fresh water, so that takes care of my water supply. Next I made myself a shelter. I found a small dried out tree, took off it's branches and moved it forward. I had prepared two branches in an X formation to keep the trunk up. Using some string I tied the whole thing together, and after that I simply covered the whole thing with big wide branches with large leafs.

I saw that on a YouTube video once, so I was sure I was going to be nice and cozy for the night.

Well surprise surprise, I slept like hell.

My back is killing me, and I have run out of snacks.

After a wholesome breakfast consisting of my last snickers, I decided to take inventory. I have my wallet, some cash. My keys with a small laser pointer. I have my backpack filled with textbooks and writing materials, my Iphone, no service of course, and a water bottle.

Nothing too useful, but it will have to do.

Today I will try and come up with a plan for getting out of the forest. I will also try to see if I can find a trail and some recognizable food. I'll leave the books at my camp for now, just in case I find something I want to carry in my backpack.

Wish me luck.

Robin.

Day 10

Day 10.

Spike is writing for me again, thanks dude.

Well we got interrupted last time, and now that I'm calm I should be able to explain better. For some reason I woke up this morning feeling strange, a feeling I've had since yesterday.

Turns out that the big magic blast to my face has turned me into a full blooded pony. Not just any pony, a Pegasus, with wings and all. For some reason I have turned grey, my fur that is, and my hair/tail have become white. Not sure how all of that works, but I feel like a living stuffed animal.

Anyway, Celestia has promised to help me, along with the six ponies I mentioned. Twilight is asking all sorts of questions again, and Rainbow seems eager to teach me how to fly.

First thing first though. I need to learn to walk!

Robin.

Celestia Entry: 1

I'm writing this in order to record recent events.

Diaries normally feel useless to me as I have lived for such a long time. However I feel I should make a note every once in a while regarding our human visitor.

He is most interesting, Robin is his name, and he calls himself human. Unlike us, he walks on two legs instead of four. He also has two arms, just like dragons. He is clearly intelligent, if a bit sarcastic at times and has the most colorful choices when it comes to which words to use to describe his surprise. I will not repeat such words in this record.

More details about his anatomy can be found in the royal archive.

The most shocking event, and the real reason I am writing this is because a major change has happened. Somehow during the night he has transformed into a Pegasus. I have a theory why it has happened.

I suspect when my student and her friends used the elements of harmony on him the magic somehow fused into him, making him absorb it. I can't confirm this theory of course, not yet, but I do have some of the best minds working on it, Twilight has volunteered of course.

Robin is shocked, not that I blame him.

It took him some time to calm down, but now that he is we have started teaching him how to walk. A simple task some would imagine, but remember he walked on two legs before. He has gotten the hang of it and is already insisting we teach him how to fly.

I am strongly against this, he has barely learned how to walk. I have asked Twilight to make sure Rainbow doesn't sneak away with him to teach him, but I'm afraid she might be too interested in seeing what would happen, so I have asked Applejack to keep an eye on Twilight.

All we can do for Robin now is to comfort him and try to make this as easy for him as possible.

Her Royal Highness.
Princess Celestia.

Day 16

Well well well.

It's been some time since my last entry, sorry about that, my nonexistent reader, but I have been busy learning how to be a real pony, without strings and all!

So for the past few days I have been working hard, learning how to control my new body, learning about Equestria, and all in all just get a general idea how this world works. It's been helpful whenever there is a wtf moment and I feel less like an outsider looking in, and more as a passive guest now.

I have been spending my days in the palace simply learning while white horse and blue horse are in the meantime checking to see if they can find a way home. Celestia says it can take time, so I might as well explore the world a bit, maybe even find my cutie mark.

Oh yes cutie marks, I haven't even written about that yet.

Apparently it is some sort of logo on their butts, it symbolizes what makes them special, their special talent. Most ponies apparently get one when they are about to hit puberty, but it is not strange if you find out at a younger age. It is not really about age, it is just when it is most common.

Some don't find out until they reach adulthood and apparently they are referred to as blank flanks, it's an insult many agree, so it is not something I should use. I myself fall into this category as well as I don't have this magical ass tattoo. I don't really care if I'm being honest, but I can respect that is just part of their culture and will not judge them.

Still, I can't help but feel a little sad for them. Their marks do not stop them from being talented at other stuff or limit their dreams, but there is a lot of cultural pressure put on their marks so it is not uncommon for a pony to feel a bit restricted, or for others to judge.

Anyway speaking of flanks, I think this world and having turned into a pony has affected my sexuality.

I don't know, for some reason I just find Celestia to have the best booty in the kingdom, is that weird? I still like breasts, but ponies do not have the ones I like, the closest thing they have is chest fluff, which Celestia also has a lot of. But seriously she has the fattest ass.

Spike is starting to give me a look so I'm going to stop for now.

Tomorrow we are going to the town I was at last time, Ponyville. Feels like all of this world is just one big pony pun.

See you on the other side!

Robin!

P.S. Uhm, not sure what he means by fattest ass, but princess Celestia if you read this by chance, just remember it was Robin's words, not mine.

Spike.

Day 17

Today I went to Ponyville.

Funny enough the ponies are no longer running away from me. I wonder why..

So I got the grand tour as soon as we arrived at Twilight's home. She lives in a tree by the way, a hollowed out tree. What the fuck?

I will be staying there for now, but Rainbow has promised to let crash at her place once I got the flying lessons needed. Apparently she lives in a cloud palace she built herself, that's awesome, and I let her know that.

Again, Rainbow is such a laugh being around, we can joke around and have fun, even arm wrestle!

The other girls are nice too of course. Twilight has been very helpful in providing information about their world and explanation. I know I make fun of her, but it is more meant as a friendly joke than any real jab at her.

Pinkie as I already stated is a riot, she makes me laugh and that makes her happy, so I guess it's a win win.

Rarity has provided me with clothes when I was still human. I'm still getting used to walking around naked, so she offered to make me an outfit. I have declined but she insisted on making me a party outfit at least.

Fluttershy has opened up a lot to me, though still shy and slightly nervous, she is a very kind mare. She makes me want to open up, even gave me some comfort as I told her about me missing home.

Applejack, well, like Rainbow she's pretty awesome too. She's not afraid of getting dirty and playing hard, so me, her and Rainbow have pretty much just been having fun, always ending up in a big pile as we fight. Sounds stupid I know, but it's pretty fun as the two of them are rivals.

Also, Applejack has offered me a job at her family farm, that way I can earn some extra cash. Celestia is already providing me with a modest stipend as an apology for getting attacked and to help me get used to this new life.

She has promised to do everything she can to help me, and I'm counting on that. Despite how cool being in another world is, I miss my family and friends.

But until she figures something out I guess I'll make the most of my time here.

I wish I could write more, but Pinkie wanna bid me welcome with a party, so I'll write again tomorrow about how the party and such went.

Robin.

Day 19

So yesterday I spent my time recovering from the party Pinkie threw.

I was laying in the guest room of Twilight's library, groaning a moaning as I had the worst hangover I've ever had in my fucking life. I don't regret it though, the party was well worth the pain.

I admit, I had no idea what to expect from Pinkie. I thought it would be some silly girly party with no teeth. Well... I was wrong. Pinkie throws a sick party! I normally don't really get drunk, but holy hell I had too much fun not to get drunk!

Most of the night is a blur, but I do remember all the ponies being really nice and welcoming. It was nice.

I certainly can't imagine a whole town doing something like this in the human world. I felt a little exposed at first, being the center of attention and all, but Pinkie has this amazing way of making you feel welcome.

Some of the new ponies I met included Vinyl, she was the DJ at the party. Not much for that kind of music, I prefer classic rock, but even I know she's very talented, and I had fun so who cares?

I met Applejack older brother Big Mac. He doesn't talk much, but scratch the surface and you do find he is pretty great. We agreed to hang out on a later date.

I met Octavia, a lovely girl, and apparently she's Vinyl's roommate. She plays cello, classical mostly, so I can't really imagine the two genres combining, but I'm not an expert or a musician.

Time Turner and Ditzy were a lot of fun! I don't usually use this word to describe a couple, but they were adorable together.

So we danced, drank and ate. Twilight get's drunk fast and she is VERY funny when she is. Her speech get's all slurry and she offered to make out with me, calling it an experiment. Smooth. I don't think there was anything in it, just her drunken mind coming up insane ideas that would be fun.

Danced a lot with girls, though as I got more drunk I could have sworn I danced with Luna, like, close, with Luna. That may just have been a dream because afterwards I sorta.. No, I don't dare write that part down. It must just have been a dream anyway..

Anyway I will be helping Applejack tomorrow with her farm, nothing major just some things to help me get to know my body a bit more, which I actually think is a good idea. I'll even earn some spending money I can use at Sugarcube corner.

That's all for me, cheers lads and lasses!

Robin.