Pinkie rolled her eyes. Putting down the hammer and tongs, she walked back in front of her friend and stared pensively at the broken autistic alicorn. Gilda nor Lord Nick (Darth Vader suit) didn't even cry this much when she had a live parasprite stuffed down their throat. Pinkie thought for a minute about what to do next, then had a sudden spark of inspiration.

Rotating a wheel on the rack, Pinkie laid puzzle shield on her back, then moved to puzzle shield's hind legs, bringing the can with her. Picking up her tools, Pinkie drove a searing hot spike of metal directly into the bottom of puzzle shield's hoof. As puzzle shield yelled in pain, Pinkie moved around and drove a second nail into the other hoof. Next, Pinkie went back to her cart and located an enormous battery and controller, which she dragged over to where she was working. She tied copper wires between the terminals and the nails driven into puzzle shield's hooves, then gave puzzle shield a wink and flipped the switch.

Electricity rocketed through puzzle shield's body. The blue autistic alicorn reacted immediately; her body seized, and her muscles snapped taut. Puzzle shield's hips thrust skyward, her eyes rolled back, and she let out a deep, throat shredding cry. Pinkie giggled and danced in place, then reached down and turned up the juice. Puzzle shield convulsed uncontrollably, and her bladder emptied once more.

After about five minutes, Pinkie shut off the power. Wisps of steam rose from the singed fur around puzzle shield's hooves, and the area reeked of cooked flesh and burnt enamel. Pinkie rotated puzzle shield upright again and tried to snap the drooling, delirious autistic alicorn back to attention.

"Puzzle shield? Puzzle shield, wake up!" Puzzle shield moaned and managed to give a modicum of weak acknowledgment. Pinkie studied her handiwork, then reached into the medicine bag and produced a large syringe. "Alright, time for the last round."

Puzzle shield focused blearily on the needle, which Pinkie took as a question as to what it was.

"This is a little something to take the pain away," Pinkie informed puzzle shield as she walked around to her victim's ruined back. Puzzle shield flinched as Pinkie jabbed the needle into the lower part of the blue autistic alicorn's spine. Moving in front of her friend again, Pinkie leaned down and elaborated.

"In a few minutes, you won't be able to feel anything below your ribcage. Then you'll be able to stay awake to watch the harvest."

Puzzle shield started to cry again. "Pinkie?" she choked out.

"Yeah?"

"I want to go home. Don't you see you had enough?" puzzle shield sobbed.

"Yeah, I can see wanting to do that," replied the party pony. "Sometimes, I just wanna give up, just say 'I'm done with this mess' and go to bed. But you know what, puzzle shield? You can't shrug off your responsibilities. You got to pull yourself up and meet the challenges head on. That's the only way you're gonna get ahead in life."

Puzzle shield hung her head and cried.

Minutes passed as the drug took effect. Eventually, puzzle shield was completely numb from her chest to her flanks. At this point, Pinkie approached with a scalpel. Glancing at puzzle shield and smiling, Pinkie made a long horizontal cut across the autistic alicorn's pelvis, just above her crotch. Moving up puzzle shield's body, Pinkie made a similar incision under her ribs. Finally, Pinkie made a long vertical cut down puzzle shield's stomach, connecting the first two.

"Looks like I got my 'I' on you, shield," Pinkie giggled.

With a moist, gooey sound, the flaps of skin opened. The sight of her own organs and the lack of feeling caused puzzle shield's breathing to intensify. Pinkie carefully sliced open puzzle shield's abdominal sac and grabbed her large intestines. As she separated the organ from the rest of the digestive tract and pulled it out of the new cavity, Pinkie grew jovial. Laughing as she gutted her friend, Pinkie began to make jokes. Puzzle shield, growing weaker from this new source of blood loss, tried desperately to shut out the macabre comedy act.

"Look at me, I'm Rarity!" Pinkie laughed, slinging the intestinal tube around her neck and spraying blood in all directions. "Isn't my new scarf soooo pretty?"

Reaching back inside, she sliced the smaller intestine off from the bowls. Squeezing out the excess excrement, Pinkie filed the slimy organ through her teeth and dragged it back and forth. "Dentists say you gotta floss every day, puzzle shield."

Puzzle shield was barely aware of what was going on anymore. The shock was causing her to fade. Disappointed, Pinkie dived back into the blue autistic alicorn's guts, ramping up her routine.

"Aw, don't go yet shield." Pinkie started pulling out the rest of puzzle shield's organs, pausing with each removal. "I know I can be a real pancreas, but you know I'm just kidney with you. You really got to learn to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess ya gotta develop a stomach for them."
Pinkie placed the discarded body parts into a bucket, keeping the last one for bit longer. "Ooo, bagpipes." she said, placing the end of puzzle shield's esophagus in her mouth and the stomach in her armpit. She squeezed, and a spurt of acid hit her tongue. "Eww! Oh hey look, there's your cupcake, shield!"

(Puzzle shield flashbacks: the events of fnaf special strike were Freddy fazbear fights the chief)

Puzzle shield didn't hear her tormentor. She had slipped from conciseness minutes ago. Pinkie, not yet satisfied, hit puzzle shield with another adrenaline shot. Puzzle shield woke up for the last time, her heart pounding. Warm blood flowed out from the wound in her chest in great spurts. It wouldn't be long now.
Pinkie brought puzzle shield around onto her back again and straddled the blue autistic alicorn's chest, scalpel at the ready.

(Puzzle shield flashbacks: (clips from brother bear ending) no matter what you choose,you always be my little brother. (And brother bear 2 in nita's transformation) you are my daughter and I will love you no matter what you choose.)

"Ya know, puzzle shield, I'm disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here. But I guess it's my fault; I should have taken it a little slower. Oh well. It was really was nice knowing you, shield!"

(Puzzle shield final flashback: (fnaf 6 ending) it's time to rest. This ends,
For all of us. End communication.)

The blade sunk into the blue throat and worked its way up to puzzle shield's chin. Coming back down, Pinkie's scalpel then circled puzzle shield's neck. The last thing puzzle shield felt was her skin being cut away from her skull, and the metal of the blade scraping her teeth.

Then she was gone.

Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She had done a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, and puzzle shield winked back. Pinkie smiled.
But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. Puzzle shield had only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as Pinkie had wanted. She looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of her friend's fluids draining into a pan. Yup, no more puzzle shield.

As she looked, Pinkie cocked her head. She began to take notice of the fact that there really wasn't much damage to the corpse. "In fact," the pink pony mused, "I think…." An idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces, all she had to do was put them back together. Yeah, she just had to get some stuffing and bingo, she'd have puzzle shield forever. In fact, thought Pinkie, that's what she'd do for all her best friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped right over to the body with her skinner to get started. The cupcakes could wait; Pinkie Pie had a friend to make.

Author's Note

Hold on!

This isn't over yet.

You hadn't been seeing the finale before hearts and hooves day.