Be a Human Dayby Andrew Joshua TalonChaptersOneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenFinaleEightOneBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. •••••••••• There are days in this colorful pony dominated world of magic I ask myself “Why didn’t I just become a layabout?” I mean, helping to save Equestria from Nightmare Moon, Discord, AND Chrysalis got me a knighthood and a nice stipend. More than enough for my small house and the rest of my living expenses. I literally didn’t need to work if I didn’t want to! The simple truth is though, when I try to imagine myself sitting somewhere on a beach with nothing to do? I see my head exploding after about five minutes. I probably ought to get a hobby, but… the few I’d be interested in aren’t really viable here. I mean, I do shoot guns, work out, and read a lot, but most of that ends up being related to my job. In this case, as Royal Military Advisor to the Diarchy of Equestria (I need business cards, stat), I had gone on a week long review of the city of Manehattan and its defenses. As well as a brand spanking new military airship. Most of that involved wandering around with an entourage of very serious looking ponies. With me asking lots of questions that seemed common sense, but almost never failed to blow their minds. Like, “don’t you have ear protection for the gun crews?” “What?” “Ear protectio- are you being funny?” Everyone’s a wise guy. I know, I know. They’re herbivores, but still. You’d think some basics wouldn’t need pointing out! Then again, I try to imagine how prepared any human military would be after a thousand years of peace… And I realize that we’d probably be just as bad. Like, “Season 1 of The Next Generation Starfleet” bad. Complete with shitty pajama-like uniforms. At least they have healing spells as an excuse. Anyway, I’d finally finished my observations, written up my reports, and gotten on the first train back to Ponyville. I had been exhausted, but sleeping on anything moving has always been an impossibility for me. Planes, trains, or automobiles, it didn’t matter: I just couldn’t relax enough to sleep when I’m moving. So when I finally got back to Ponyville, I was basically the walking dead. I’d wandered the street lamp lit streets, slowly making my way home. If anyone had greeted me or said anything, I sure as hell didn’t register it. My brain was essentially set on autopilot. I managed to close the door, pull off most of my clothes, and dive into bed. My body was finally getting what it desperately needed, and if I had dreams, Luna must have been kind enough for me not to remember them. Apparently she pulls all sorts of Inception-like tricks to be able to spend as long as she needs in every dream. Honestly, it’s a wonder she didn’t go crazier sooner. I wasn’t complaining though. I got the kind of sleep you sometimes feel the need to brag about: You pressed your face so hard into the covers it left marks, you aren’t even a little groggy, and you don’t even struggle to get up. I had a smile on my face as I stretched, and even the sunlight coming through the blinds wasn’t irritating. I should have smelled eggs and bacon in an ideal world. Even Equestria isn’t that perfect though. Oh well. I got up and made my way to my bathroom. A quick shower, brushing my teeth, and getting dressed, and I headed for the kitchen. Coffee, I needed coffee... Knock Knock Ponies are really good at knocking. They don’t have door knockers. What would be the point? I sighed. Did I have enough time to make coffee before they knocked again? Knock Knock Nope. I grumbled and headed to the front door. I turned the handle, and pulled it open. “Yes, can I…” And any further words died in my throat. I like to think I’m pretty hard to surprise after all the things I’ve seen here. I’m always proved wrong sooner or later, but I suppose that’s the nature of surprises. “Letters for you!” I was not expecting a naked woman with a mail bag. A naked woman with gray wings, blonde hair, fair skin, and yellow eyes that were looking in opposite directions. She was built slim, with C-cup breasts high on her chest. Her hips were fairly wide though, and her belly was just a tiny bit saggy- Due to her being a mother, some small part of my brain was able to relate. “D-ditzy Doo?” I managed. The woman beamed, tilting her head adorably as she flapped her wings. It did very nice things to the rest of her anatomy, which my eyes stubbornly refused to part from. “Of course, who else would have your mail?” She smiled, holding it out. I didn’t take it. She leaned over and poked me in the stomach with the envelopes. I managed to take them, somehow. I hadn’t seen a human for a very long time. A naked woman in… I don’t even want to think about how long. “Oh! Right!” Ditzy said cheerfully. She spun around on one foot, her wings flapping. “How do I look?” “Huh?” I managed. Her cutie mark was emblazoned across her very toned ass, both cheeks. “As a human, I mean!” she inquired. She looked innocently curious, like we were just talking about the weather. “Lovely. Thanks for the mail,” I said stiffly. Yes, in every way that means, you perverts. “Aw, thanks!” she hopped up and wrapped me in a tight, happy hug. Ponies tend to be very, very physically affectionate, and Ditzy was no exception. Sometimes it could be annoying, but being the only one of your kind on an alien planet can get lonely. So I don’t mind it nearly as much as I might express it outloud. But a hug from a cute magic pegasus is… Very different from a hug from a naked woman. She backed out of the hug and stretched out her limbs, looking at them. “I kinda like being human. Not sure I’d want to do it all the time. Four legs are much more stable-” she raised one leg and immediately stumbled, twisting and falling back towards me. “Ooops!” I caught her from behind, and she looked up into my face. “See what I mean?” Supporting her weight with one arm wrapped around her torso, and one hand under a breast, I looked into her eyes. “Yes, I can see that might be difficult to adjust to. Do be careful.” Ditzy laughed, and waved her hand. “Everypony always tells me that!” She said cheerfully. “Hope you enjoy the rest of ‘Be a Human’ Day! I’ve got more mail to deliver.” “What?” I asked, low and deadly. She didn’t seem to notice my change in tone. Ditzy beamed happily at me. “Be a Human Day! It’s a holiday the mayor just declared! And anypony who wanted to try it, got transformed!” She explained. “I- what?” I couldn’t even decide where to start with the questions. “Really must go. I’m slower as a human. Especially with the two leggedness.” I let her go reluctantly. I needed information. Right. She readjusted her mailbag, and took off, doing more incredible things to her anatomy. “See you tomorrow, Shepherd!” I didn’t know what was going on, but there could only be one pony responsible for this. “Twilight Sparkle,” I growled. Okay, yes, I liked the neurotic friendship princess. But pulling this kind of shit on me? Without telling me?! Across the street, I saw a large, portly, hairy man emerge… without a stitch of clothing. He bent down to pick up his newspaper, and saw me. He stood up and waved his hand with a cheerful smile, framed by his beard! Which did unfortunate things to other parts of his anatomy. “Morning Shepherd! Nice to see you again!” My neighbor, Walter, called out. “Morning.” I said robotically, returning the wave. “Gotta tell ya, bowling has never been easier with these hands! And uh-What do you call these little doo dads?” He wriggled his fingers. “Fingers. I’ve always found them useful. Be a Human Day, right?” I asked. “Yeah, it’s a lot of fun, so far. Hope we get to do this every year.” He began stroking his beard. “Man… That is so satisfying!” “Glad you’re enjoying it,” I stated in as clipped a tone as I could do without being rude. “You’ll have to excuse me. I gotta go-” “Thank Princess Twilight? It was her idea, after all!” Walter said. “Yes. She needs a lot of thanks,” I replied, my suspicions now confirmed. Walter grinned and winked. “Well, hope you two enjoy it!” He called with a wave. “She looked mighty pretty in human form!” “I’m sure,” I growled, stalking down the street. Coffee, and breakfast, could wait. I didn’t need caffeine after a wake up call like this anyway. •••••••••• I wanted to dramatically throw open the doors and storm in with a dramatic shout. And since Princess Twilight didn’t keep guards that would frown upon that sort of thing, I did. “TWIIIIILIGHT!” I bellowed, my angry voice echoing down the tall, crystalline hallways. “GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!” A woman walked out into the hallway. Naked, with a rear that jiggled deliciously with every step and modest but nicely shaped breasts on her chest. Her purple and cyan hair waved behind her, as she strode casually towards me. “You bellowed, Shepherd?” Starlight Glimmer, apprentice to Twilight Sparkle and formerly an insane villain, asked dryly. I glowered. My relationship with Starlight Glimmer has always been… Difficult. The mare I had traded many verbal and physical blows with may not have been my enemy anymore. She may have been incredibly hot as a human, too. A friend, this did not make. Thankfully, the ongoing animosity made it easier to ignore… all her attributes. “I did. Where’s Twilight? I need to talk to her about this Human Day nonsense.” I explained. “She’s out and about, helping with more transformations and activities,” Starlight replied. She crossed her arms under her chest, and leaned a bit to accentuate the attributes I was trying to ignore. She was a fast learner, so I can only assume she’d figured out this made her look hotter. I sucked in a deep breath. “Of course she is,” I grumbled. “I don’t suppose you could point me in the right direction?” Starlight smirked. “Hm. I don’t know,” she said, almost playfully. “What incentive do I have for you to spoil her fun?” “Her fun? She never ran this by me! I found out when Ditzy Doo fell into me this morning!” I shouted. “Lucky boy,” she shrugged. “I suggested she might want to mention it, but you know what she’s like. I also think Pinkie wanted it to be a surprise?” Of course Pinkie would have a hoof in it. She leaned over a bit more, smirking dangerously. “Don’t you like surprises, Shepherd?” She simpered. “Sure do,” I shot back, “sadly the fact you have daddy issues and small breasts comes as a surprise to no one.” Starlight scowled, and stood up straight. She pushed her boobs up with her arms. “They aren’t that small!” She growled. “I’ve checked!” Wow, not a few hours as a human and she’s already defensive like one. Perhaps being too quick a learner can be a detriment at times. I brushed her poor retort off. “So can you tell me where Twilight is or not?” “Seriously?” Starlight asked in disbelief. “She goes to ALL this trouble, just for you, and you want to end it?” “I had to see Granny Smith naked!” I shouted. The image was seared into my brain, making my eye twitch as I relived it. “It’s creepy, and weird, and she didn’t ask my permission!” “Since when has she needed your permission to do anything?” Starlight demanded. “She’s a princess! You’re her knight!” “Fine, my input then! Has Pinkie ever insisted on a party you’d just rather not have?” This made Starlight pause. Everyone’s been the victim of a Pinkie party at an inconvenient time. She means well. She only wants to make people-er, ponies-happy. But at times she can go overboard. “Okay,” Starlight said slowly, “I can understand that. But still,” she said, “isn’t there anything that can make this experience…” She licked her lips. “Better?” I stared intensely at her. She gave me a shy little smile, and rolled her hips around. “Do you actually want to jump me, or is this some effect of being human?” I asked, one eyebrow raised, as I studied her. I’d gotten a lot more direct in the time I’d spent here. “I don’t know, you tell me,” Starlight stated. She practically slunk up to me, pressing her shoulder up against mine. She was still quite shorter than me as a human- Not as much as a pony, but I was still much bigger. I rolled my eyes. I snorted. “You’re not nearly as seductive as a human as you think you are.” She hesitated a moment, but continued. “You could teach me. Hands on?” “Yeah I think I’d better go,” I stated, turning to stalk out the doors. She wrapped her arms around my arm. “Wait! Wait, I was being serious!” She cried. “So was I.” I slid her arms off me and walked out the doors. This would be a problem for future Shepard to deal with. Present Shepard needed to find Twilight. The doors slammed shut. Oh right. She still had her magic telekinesis. I turned and glared at her. She offered a small smile. “Come on,” she said, “surely there’s something you’d like to do… With me?” She tilted her head, and turned around. She wiggled her bottom. “Or maybe even… to me?” I was pissed. And unfortunately, also aroused. Goddamnit… Focus, focus! I swung my hand and slapped her bottom. She yelped, and moaned. She looked over her shoulder, and smirked in triumph. “That all you got?” She asked, leaning back and wriggling her bottom again. I shook my head. “We’re both going to regret this. Maybe you won’t until you’re a pony again. I still think this is some effect of you being human.” “It’s not like I’m drunk. You’re not taking advantage of me. Maybe we can channel our mutual antagonism into something fun for once. Spank me again, you know you want to.” Parts of me really did want to. Whack “Hsss! Yes! Spank me, I deserve it!” I didn’t, instead grabbing hold of her ass cheek, not gently, and pulled it to the side so I could see her pussy. It was shining with wetness. Maybe this wasn’t some odd side effect of the spell. Ditzy hadn’t thrown herself at me… well, she had, but not like this. The idea Starlight Shimmer had been harboring carnal thoughts about me was both arousing and awkward, but with a handful of her ass, arousal was winning. I wrapped my other arm around her shoulders, and pulled her tightly against me. I ground up against her nice, round ass, and she gasped in aroused surprise. I could smell her- A spicy, musky, yet sweet aroma. She groaned, and my erection swelled against her in response. “Ohhh… These pheromones… They’re incredible,” she murmured. She trembled. “Mmm… And this skin! It’s so sensitive…!” It seemed like a cue for me to run my hands all over her body. And I did. Oh God, smooth, perfect skin. Warm and trembling and bare, and every sound she made from my touches filled up something long empty inside me. I yanked her up, and threw her over my shoulder. Her squeal was very satisfying, as I marched into the nearby Cutie Map room. I probably wasn’t thinking that straight myself, given the sudden flood of human pheromones, but I’d worry about that later. I planted Starlight facedown on the table, and she shivered. “Cold!” She protested. I yanked off my pants and boxers, and tossed aside my shirt before I pounced on her, pinning her body tightly onto the table from behind. She yelped, as I rubbed my rock hard cock up against her dripping wet entrance. She tried to lift herself up, but I pinned her down by her shoulders. She trembled again, not in cold, and pushed her hips up invitingly. I gave her another slap across her buttocks and she crooned. “Stop teasing!” She hissed. “Maybe I just like making you suffer,” I taunted back. “Maybe we’ve both gone without for way too long and you should just buck me already you stupid ape!” Starlight growled. I spanked her even harder for that, and she moaned in a mixture of bliss and impatience. Well, when she’s right, she’s right. I slammed into the first piece of human pussy I’ve gotten in years, and it is glorious. Warm, wet, and squeezing around me. Contracting hard, many times, as Starlight squeals and soaks the table in her juices. I’m feeling a bit light headed, but lucid enough to smirk. She’d just orgasmed. I did that. I made her cum on the first thrust. Which is about the last coherent thought I had before I pulled all the way out, save the tip, and rammed back in. Again, and again, and again, I pounded away like I was raping this bitchy former unicorn. And she ate it up, pushing her bouncy ass back to slam into my hips as my balls slapped against her clit on every entry. I reached up and yanked her hair back, making sure her cries echoed loud and clear through the castle as I abused her scalp. She shrieked loudly, our rutting so loud the lewd, squishy sounds were bouncing off every wall. The Cutie Mark Table shook as I gave it my all, ramming deep into her without the slightest concern for her pleasure or well being. I added hard slaps to her cutie mark-branded buttocks, turning her cheeks red as Starlight screamed in bliss. I felt her squeeze around me like a fist as another gush of juices rained down onto the floor and table in equal measure. She gasped desperately, now only letting out short, choked cries as her pussy choked on my cock. That word seemed to trigger an impulse-A savage one. I reached up and squeezed her throat-Not too hard, just hard enough to cut off her air for a moment-And she gushed all over me again. God she really was a complete freak. I leaned forward, the primal heat rushing through my veins, and I bit down on her shoulder, hard. I tasted the copper of her blood, and her cries of pain and pleasure rattled my eardrums. It was too much. Just too damn much! I erupted deep inside her, holding her tight against me by her throat and her pinned arms. I panted like a beast in her ear as I unloaded my seed into her belly-Three, four, five, six spurts. The magic of Equestria sure seemed to do a number on plenty of my systems, but all good ones. Good enough to fill her womb to the brim, and make Starlight’s belly bulge slightly. I felt a primal growl rumbled up, and I let it out. She whimpered happily, as I slowly pulled out of her. I let her go, and she flopped onto the table, panting softly. I caught my breath, and got my wits back. Shit. I’d fucked Starlight Glimmer like she owed me money and an apology. Both of which she did owe me. But she was basically asking for it, in every sense of the phrase. Judging from the happy smile on her unconscious face, she wasn’t regretting it. I guess I wasn’t either. Nope, no regret. I sighed. Maybe in the land of girly magic ponies, you just have to become manlier to compensate. I shook my head, and cleaned myself up as best I could. I pulled my clothes back on. I gave Starlight’s fine booty one last hard slap, enjoying the arousing jiggle it made and the soft moan from her sleeping form. No. I’d bang her again later. I still had business with Twilight. And if this was a civic holiday? I knew where to really start. Ponyville City Hall. •••••••••• Author's Note Written with help from a friend. If there is sufficient interest, I'll just keep going. Be warned though: The naked jokes have only just begun. EDIT: HOLY CRAP! Top of the featured list in one day?! Wow! Well, I'll definitely be writing more of this. Stay tuned! Two•••••••••• The journey to City Hall from the gigantic, crystalline Friendship Castle wasn’t that long. It was, however, very distracting. It seems that a society without lots of mass transportation means that most individuals are going to be fit, because it was very difficult to find any fat people. Or obscenely skinny-Every mare turned woman was fit and toned, of various skin, hair and eye colors. And they were all pretty much naked. The men were a similar mixture, though a lot of them had thankfully gotten loincloths or some other kind of covering over their bits. One ancient geezer was wearing a kilt as he walked around. Guess they noticed how sensitive the human antenna actually is. Many of them greeted me happily on my way, and I tried very hard to not freak out as I went through this strange assemblage of not-quite-humanity. “Hey Shepherd!” Roseluck called, wearing a wreath of flowers around her neck that was partially supported by her firm, proud breasts, “how do I look as a human? Pretty nice, huh?” “Yes, very nice,” I managed as I passed by. She pouted after me, but I ignored it. I kept walking fast, despite the boner that was now flat out refusing to go down despite all the increasingly confusing stimuli it was getting through my brain. God I hope this doesn’t mean I’m whatever-sexual now. I had enough trouble just dealing with being attracted to sapient quadrupeds, I don’t need issues with my own species now! Ponyville City Hall came into sight, and I made a beeline for the double doors. A tall, graying man in an apron over a suit blocked my path, giving me a warm smile. I was able to relax slightly: Mister Rich had given me my first real paying jobs around Ponyville, after all. He was a decent guy. “Shepherd! Good to see you!” He said cheerfully. I managed a nod as I paused. “Mister Rich,” I said slowly, “good to see you too. I’m afraid I’m a bit busy-” “Off to thank the Princess?” Filthy Rich asked with a slight eyebrow waggle. “I’d like to shake her hoof-uh, hand, myself!” He held up his hands and beamed at his fingers as he wiggled them around. “These things are a Harmony send!” “Yes, well, good for you,” I replied. I tried to step around him, but he mirrored my movement to block my way. “Tartarus, the Mrs. is finally responding back,” he said, in a much lower tone. I raised both of my eyebrows. “Do tell,” I said wryly. Spoiled Rich definitely lived up to her name: She was the wife of Filthy Rich, the richest pony in town. She was arrogant, rude, demanding, and prejudiced-And those were her good qualities. She had actually tried many times to evict me from the town, saying as a predator, I was a potential threat and menace to children. Even after saving Equestria for, what, the sixth time? I got the cold shoulder. Not that I was going to cuckold a good friend and employer, but not even a thank you? But she apparently worked out enough to stay hot and MILFy, enough that many stallions could overlook her terrible personality to at least ogle her. I couldn't even get that far. Not even if she was human right now. Filthy nodded. “Yeah,” he said. “Speaking of, do you know any… Uh… Tricks with fingers that might… Make her happy?” He gave me a knowing smile. Pulling the trigger on a gun into her face. Not that I told him this. Instead, I sighed, and curled my fingers into a fist. I then partially uncurled my middle and index fingers into a slight claw. I thrust it forward, and rocked my hand up and down. I then extended my thumb and had it wave around in a circle. “Put them in her… And rub right underneath her clitoris,” I stated in a quiet, bland tone. “It’ll drive her crazy, guaranteed. Might take a little trial and error to hit the right spot though.” Filthy grinned, and nodded. He clapped a hand on my shoulder, which did nothing to make my soul stay in the hollow shell that was now my body after having to relate that. “Thank you Shepherd!” He cried. “I’m going to try it right now!” He ran off, though was soon accosted by other stallions in human form- Mister Cake, Ace Point (who thankfully was wearing tennis shorts, at least), Noteworthy, Lucky Clover, Dark Moon, Jack Hammer and others- All of whom began to ask questions, which Filthy was all too happy to answer with his very expressive hands. However, they soon began to look in my direction, obviously eager for more pointers on how to use their new digits. I’m sorry. … I’m not sorry. Before they could accost me, however, I’d made it into City Hall and shut the door behind me. I took a deep breath, and headed to the mayor’s office. The secretary was an Earth Mare turned busty brunette girl with red-rimmed glasses, who smiled happily and gestured to the door. “The Mayor’s been expecting you, Ser Shepherd!” She said cheerfully. I managed the briefest nod, and threw open the Mayor’s door. I stormed in, and shut it behind me. The Mayor’s tall chair was turned away from me as I stalked up to her desk. “Mayor, we need to talk! Twilight and I need to talk! And-!” The Mayor turned around, all smiles… And nothing else on her curvaceous, muscular body. Save for the green tie and white collar around her neck. Instead of her traditional floofy teal bow-tie, she had a long necktie that drew the eyes down as it slid between two large, bouncy looking tits. Her arms were firm and finely muscled. Her stomach was flat, her pubic region shaved clean. “Yes Shepherd? Talk about what?” She asked in her kindly voice. The Mayor had actually been one of the first ponies to genuinely welcome me, and had gone out of her way to befriend me. It may have been because we were both often the sane ones in the middle of chaos that came with the Elements of Harmony. She wasn’t just putting on an act- She was sincere, and kind. She was also very, very hot. Human form suited her perfectly. “Basically,” I began, getting my focus back, “this Being a Human Day- I would have liked to have been informed first!” Mayor Mare nodded, her breasts jiggling slightly as she shifted in her chair. I guess being an Earth pony beforehand had its advantages. “Oh! I’m sorry, did we do something wrong?” She asked. “Is the spell not right?” “I- no, the spell seems fine. That’s not the issue,” I groaned. “First of all, you’re all mostly naked.” “Well, we are more comfortable like this, Shepherd,” the Mayor said with a smile. “Though I admit, I wouldn’t want to go out into the snow like this.” “Yeah, but humans wear clothing for more reasons than temperature,” I explained, exasperated and angry. I forced myself to stay calm, I genuinely liked Mayor Mare, this wasn’t her fault. Entirely. “I’m always clothed in public for reasons. Human society isn’t... Look, having to see naked old people and naked males is just-just-!” “Disturbing?” The Mayor asked. She held up her arms and crossed them over her nipples modestly. “Is this better?” “No! You’re not disturbing looking,” I sighed. “It’s just that… For humans, being naked together usually requires a level of emotional intimacy that you don’t have with most people.” The Mayor covered her mouth. “Ohh… Oh! I think I see,” she said. “So, we’re not close enough emotionally to be naked with one another?” “I… Well…” I scratched the back of my head. Christ, why could I not be articulate today?! … Perhaps because my blood flow was constantly being redirected from my brain. The Mayor chuckled softly, and rose up from her seat. She walked around her desk, her hips swaying enticingly with every step. She walked right up to me, and wrapped her arms around my waist. She looked up at me with that warm, genuine smile of hers as she pressed her body against mine. “We could change that, if you’d like,” she said softly, squeezing her breasts up against my chest. “Ah, Mayor-” I tried, but she held a finger up to shush me. “I’m very fond of you Shepherd,” she whispered. “Even before this change. I realize your eyes may be on other mares. That you may be with them. I can accept that.” She licked her lips, and stood up on tiptoes to get her lips right by my ear. “All I want is to be yours,” she murmured, hot breath washing against my ear, “and have your foals. Any time, any place you want. I’ll be yours. However you want me~.” Okay, my current boner was completely unconfused. This was right in my strike zone. However, I really needed to calm down. I needed to ignore the heat burning through my blood, and the primal roar of my body’s instincts. Clearly she and Starlight Glimmer were being influenced by these human forms and the magic of the transformation. She could have genuine feelings for me, but this was an extreme shift in character. I really need to stop grasping her hair and undoing the bun that held it up, letting me run my fingers through her long, grey locks. I really needed to stop kissing her, her tongue wrestling mine as we moaned into each other's mouths. I definitely needed to not shove her back up against her desk and spread her legs… Fuck it. Apparently I’d be sorting things out with Twilight after shagging the mayor silly. Guess I was lucky it was my day off. The Mayor sank to her knees, pressing her face against my crotch and breathing in deeply. Smell was a big component for ponies, apparently no less when they were humans. “Hahh- I want this in me, Shepard. Should I make it all wet for you first? I kind of want to see what these hands can do,” she said, dragging a finger up my trouser zipper until her fingernail caught on the pull-tab. I grunted and ran one hand through her hair as she looked up into my eyes. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip She gasped happily as my dick popped out, and licked her lips furiously. Her lips pressed against my tip, and kissed it wetly. My length was gently gripped, and bounced up and down off of her stuck out her tongue. I sighed happily, and buried my fingers in her silvery hair. The Mayor hummed happily, and opened her mouth. She stroked my length back and forth, spreading her saliva and my precum up and down. I groaned softly as the Mayor pushed forward and took the head of my dick into her hot mouth. She bobbed back and forth, my fingers digging into her scalp. I began to move my hips, thrusting gently into her maw. “Ahh… Haaa… Haaa…” I moaned. She ran her tongue all over my length, and began bobbing more deeply. My tip hit the back of her mouth, then slid down her throat, and I groaned. “Ohhh… G-God,” I groaned as she hummed deeply. Her blowjob became sloppier, her saliva dripping down my length and her chin. I moaned again, as she relaxed her throat. She took me down all the way to the base, and she gagged softly. Eagerly, she blew me, cupping my balls and massaging them. For someone who just got hands, she was an incredibly fast learner. I groaned loudly as she squeezed my testes, and rubbed my taint lightly. “Glurk… Glurk… Glurk…” She slowly looked up at me, gazing up over her glasses. The edges of her eyes crinkled. I groaned deeper and began fucking her throat earnestly, well over an inch past her mouth. She swallowed, and it felt like she was milking me, desperate for my cum. She took my thrusts eagerly, her eyes smiling up at me as I pounded her throat. “Ahh… AHNGH! You… Slut…!” I growled. She trembled all over, one of her hands sliding between her thighs. She rubbed her pussy, already dripping all over the wooden floor. I grabbed her head and my balls slapped against her chin as I thrust into her throat. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head, as her thighs closed tightly around her own hand. She shook hard again, and whimpered around my dick. Had she… Had she actually-? I orgasmed hard, blasting my first shot straight down her throat. She whined, and pulled back far enough to try and take the rest of my load into her mouth, her cheeks slowly bulging. I kept my eyes locked on her face, as I gripped her hair tightly. She coughed as she tried to swallow every bit of my semen. My seed mixed with her saliva and dripped down her chin and onto her breasts, and I groaned as I pulled out, letting my last spurt splash across her nose and glasses. She panted hard, her silky tongue darting out and rubbing around her seed covered lips, trying to pull more into her mouth. “Mmm… It’s so musky,” she moaned. “Haaa… Haaa…” She trembled again, a gush of her juices splattering against the wooden floor. She licked her lips again, looking up at me. My dick didn’t seem to get the memo that it had just emptied my balls all over this woman, as it hardened back up. I growled as she reached up and rubbed my seed and her saliva into her large, welcoming breasts. I groped them eagerly, enjoying their natural firmness and warmth. Christ, after so many years, real tits. Thank you God! Okay, Starlight's were actually quite nice but these were even better! “Mmm… Anywhere else you want to give me a gift?” She asked playfully. I snarled and picked her up, pulling her into a sloppy kiss. I didn’t care about my seed all over her, and she wrapped her arms and legs tightly around me. I pushed her down onto her desk, and pushed her long legs up over my shoulders. She broke the kiss, panting against my neck. “Yes, yes… Put a foal in me, put a foal in meee,” she begged. She grabbed my dick and pointed it right at her snatch. I felt her hot, wet sex, and thrust into it. I growled deeply against her, as she gasped. “Ohhh Celestia, yes, yesss,” she gasped, “take me! TAKE ME!” “So impatient,” I grunted. The Mayor laughed sexily, and squeezed her inner muscles around me. I groaned in bliss, and pulled out with just the tip left in. I slammed in hard, and she cried out in joy. “I’m not the only… O-One…!” She managed. I slapped her bottom and she yelped. I pulled out again, and rammed in deep! She shrieked, her inner muscles still desperately squeezing my cock. I growled deeply as she panted loudly in my face. She’d been so smug and eager, and that spurred me on. I started ramming into her as roughly as I could, the desk creaking loudly underneath us. She kissed me back eagerly as I continued pounding away. I gripped the back of her head and buried my tongue into her mouth. She sucked hard on my tongue as I fucked her with every bit of strength I could muster! “HNN HNN! HNN! HNN!” She cried out through our joined lips, her pussy coiling around me like a snake. I slapped her ass again, and her arms pulled me into her, squeezing me all over, inside and out. She broke the kiss and squealed like a stuck pig, her juices squirting all over my lower stomach. The mayor threw her head back to scream, and my teeth sought her throat. I bit down hard, as her screams became louder. Someone was gonna hear. Someone might already be watching. I gripped her asscheeks and threw everything I had into fucking her! The desk creaked and squealed underneath us, squeaking against the hardwood floor. The sloppy sounds of our mating filled the office, gloriously lewd and squishy. The Mayor managed to look me in the eyes, eyes wild and her glasses askew. I rammed in as deep as I could, and felt something give. Her eyes rolled back again, only the whites of her eyes visible as she let out a silent scream that vibrated right through me. I buried my face in her neck, and my balls clenched. Her legs tightened around my waist, her womb begging for every drop. “F-FUUUUUCK!” I roared, and my cock exploded inside her. Pulse after pulse of hot semen filled her up, as her belly began to expand slightly. I didn’t know what magic of Equestria had made me into a living fire hydrant, but I didn’t care. I didn’t even care about the fact I may be a father twice over. I just knew I wanted to fill her up with my children and wreck her completely. The Mayor shook all over, trembling like a leaf. Her nails dug into my back, hard enough they nearly drew blood. The pain burned through my veins, and I cried out again as my orgasm seemed to go on longer. Her muscles all relaxed as one, and I collapsed atop her. All that was left was the afterglow, and our soft, deep breathing. A bird chirped outside the window. I nuzzled the Mayor gently, and she mumbled something unintelligible. “Hnnn,” she moaned, “Haa.. W-Wow…” I cupped her face and looked her deeply in the eyes. Oh. Right. I had another reason for coming here. Besides banging the Mayor senseless. “Mayor,” I said softly, “I need to know-” “For Harmony’s sake, call me Ivory Scroll,” she moaned. I sighed and kissed her gently. “Ivory… Where. Is. Twilight. Sparkle?” “Haa… No idea,” the mayor sighed. “I might remember… If you give me more loving~?” She squeezed her pussy around me, and I groaned. “Ivory. Now,” I growled, and I gently squeezed one of her large breasts. She sighed, and gave me a pout. “Just a little~?” She pleaded. I sighed softly. “Tell me, and I’ll pound you again,” I growled. She nodded. “Mm… She’s at one of your friends’ businesses in town,” she said. I moved to pull out… But her incredibly strong legs kept me put. “You didn’t say when~,” she taunted gently. I rolled my eyes and spanked her bottom hard. She squealed happily. “You’re a thirsty whore, aren’t you?” I taunted. “Oh Celestia’s tits, yesh,” she moaned. “Make me yours~!” “Mayor-” “Ivory!” She cried. “Ivory, I really need to find Twilight-” She gave me a sultry look. “You can take my asshole,” she crooned. My dick twitched furiously. Well… Maybe yelling at Twilight could wait just a bit longer. Oh yeah, like you could resist, Saint Augustine. •••••••••• Author's Note Chapter two. How are things looking? ThreeBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. ••••••••• One incredibly enjoyable session of cornholing a politician later, I walked out of the mayor’s office. Ivory Scroll was laying on her desk, not quite unconscious, but wasn’t going to be getting any work done for the rest of the day. Her secretary gave me an appreciative look, as I quickly made my exit. Even if she hadn’t heard all the commotion, I’m sure I stank. I was covered with the juices of two different mares as well as a fair amount of my own semen. And I didn’t have magic to get me clean, either. I contemplated running home and changing clothes, but my feet had already led me to Sugarcube Corner. I doubted Ivory was lying, so Twilight was probably either here, at Rarity’s boutique, or possible Applejack’s farm? Pinkie’s workplace was closest, and we needed to have words about what acceptable surprises could consist of, anyway. I stormed into Sugarcube Corner. Plenty of ponies-turned-human were all about, eating and drinking coffee and hot cocoa. All naked, of course. I looked around, carefully scanning about for Pinkie Pie. She could strike from anywhere, at any time, like a deadly pink cobra! “HI SHEPHERD!” Speak of the pink devil now. I sighed and turned around, far too used to her ability to pop out of nowhere to freak out. “Pinkamenia Diane Pie,” I began… And faltered as I was crushed into a wonderful titty hug. Pinkie had kept her long, wild pink hair and gorgeous blue eyes, of course. Her smile was the same- No other being in the multiverse could have it. “Hey! So! How’s my human form, huh? Huh? It’s like I’m in a big, bouncy castle!” She giggled, rubbing herself up and down my front like an aroused cat. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink apron, which did nothing to conceal the fact that she was thick. All those sweets had made her nice and cuddly, but not fat- She had muscle underneath her generous breasts and wide child bearing hips. She was a rock farm girl, after all. “So are you enjoying today? Huh? I tried baking in my human form without the apron but then I spilled hot syrup on my front and I tried to get Rainbow Dash to lick it off but she didn’t want to because it was ‘super gay’ and I thought if I added whipped cream and sprinkles she’d go for it but she said that made it worse so I-!” I reached down and covered her mouth. I counted to ten mentally as she mumbled in slight dismay. “I’m going to remove my hand,” I began slowly, “and when I do, you’re going to calmly tell me why you and Twilight decided to spring this on me without asking. Okay?” “Mmhm! Mmhm!” Pinkie mumbled, nodding happily. Look, I love the pink pony to death. She is happiness and sunshine and has made it her life’s mission to make everyone smile. She welcomed me to Ponyville with cake and hugs when most other ponies were afraid of me! I would die to save her life! It’s just that she does sometimes have issues with when to stop. I slowly removed my hand. Pinkie licked her lips, still smiling. “We noticed you were super bummed about that portal to the other world not leading to your Earth! And we wanted to make you feel better! And who hasn’t wanted to be an alien? Or a bird? Or a kumquat? Maybe that’s just me…” “I appreciate your intentions,” I said slowly, “but asking if I’d be okay with it would have been nice.” “Then it wouldn’t have been a surprise!” Pinkie cried. “Some surprises are not good ones, Pinkie,” I grumbled. Pinkie sniffed me significantly, and her grin turned saucy as I blushed. “Oooh… I think you’re enjoying some surprises today~,” she teased. “I thought you looked like you had been put away wet, who’s been riding you so hard?” “I-No-That’s another thing!” I cried. I saw several ponies turned humans look our way, and I lowered my voice. “Pinkie, you guys go into estrus cycles, right?” “Yeah huh!” Pinkie said with a nod. “That’s the only time we’re fertile! But we can have sex other times, too!” “Yeah well, humans are basically fertile and able to have kids any time,” I stated. “Why do you think all human women have swollen breasts all the time?” “Well mine can be awful swollen when I’m nursemaid for the Cake Twins,” Pinkie pointed out. “But then I use a magic potion for that-” “Not the point!” I interrupted, and I tolerated her pout. “Don’t you think that turning the entire town into a bunch of horny apes might lead to disaster? I already banged Starlight and the Mayor!” “Did they have fuu~n?” She asked with a grin. “I- yes? I’m pretty sure they- that’s not the point! Neither of them were acting normally. I don’t think ponies are used to human hormones. I’m guessing it’s kind of like being in estrus continuously?” Pinkie Pie shook her head, and patted me on the shoulder. “Shepherd, Shepherd, Shepherd… Your name is fun to say three times. But I digress!” She poked her finger into my chest, giggling at the sensation. “Do you know how long a stallion lasts in sexual congress with a mare before orgasm?” “Why in the hell would I ever-” “They average about 30 seconds to a minute,” Pinkie Pie stated, poking me harder. “Now, during that time, they fill a girl out like an application, let me tell you, but that doesn’t last long.” I blinked, and absorbed that. “Sooo, when Twilight offered the town the chance to experience the wonders of hands,” Pinkie Pie continued, making jazz hands with a giggle, “and I mentioned how that humans, being primates, last really, really long in sex, they decided to make a holiday out of it!” She beamed. “And now you’re not the only human around! For one day! Isn’t that worth being a little embarrassed and weirded out?” I sighed. “So this really isn’t about me, is it?” Pinkie smiled. “Well, it’s not not about you. But there’s a lot of very happy couples who will think fondly of you for what you’ve allowed to have happened. And if you have a ‘good time’ as well? Bonus!” “What about the children?” I asked. “Well, nobody under legal age got transformed. Ya know, liabilities and possibility of spell mishaps,” she said. She rubbed her large breasts up against my chest, beaming up at me. “Also, the spell lasts a day. If anypony gets pregnant, they’ll have ponies. But only if they're ponies. We’re not quite ready for more humans running around.” “That’s… Suspiciously well thought out and argued,” I stated. “Cadence helped Twilight with the spell work,” Pinkie said as if that explained it all. Which it did. I sighed. Damnit, I had a full head of steam… Well, half a head. I wanted to yell at Twilight! Or at least scold her really good. “So where are the masterminds of this crazy scheme?” I asked. “All over the place! You should check with Rarity first though!” Pinkie said cheerfully. “Oh, before you go though, you really do look tired. And like you need a shower. I’ve got some cupcakes upstairs for you after you get cleaned up!” “How did you- No, don’t tell me,” I groaned, “your ‘Pinkie Sense’ again?” The formerly pink pony grinned. “It can be very useful!” She said. “At least tell me if you’re… I don’t know, getting information from your future self? Like a time loop?” I asked. Pinkie Pie giggled happily, and snuggled up against my chest. “Nah. That would take all the fun out of life!” She said. “Besides, I can only see certain possibility branches of potentiality before the wavefunction collapses!” “What?” I asked. “What?” She asked. I sighed. As much as I might want to delve into the mind bending possibilities of Pinkie Pie’s true nature and go mad from the revelations, I did need a shower. I hadn’t had breakfast yet, either. I patted her on the top of her head. “Thanks Pinkie,” I sighed. She beamed. “You wanna bend me over and make me a cream Pie~?” She asked. “Really? … Fine, but later,” I said, stroking her hair. It really was very soft. As was the rest of her. “I’m sure Twilight will cast the spell for you again if you ask nicely.” “Heehee! Just wait until tonight~,” she said cheerfully, skipping off. I blinked. “Huh? That’s not ominous at all...” I headed upstairs, trying not to think too hard about Pinkie Sense, tonight, or how ‘in demand’ I was amongst the general town’s population. The shower called to me, and my stomach was finally making its demands for food known. Once inside Pinkie’s room, I quickly stripped and headed into the bathroom, glancing at a platter of cupcakes, donuts, and muffins on the bed that looked exceedingly tempting. I did have some willpower though, and managed to walk past them long enough to get the shower running, and the water to get nice and hot. Thankfully, no streamers burst out of the showerhead. Pinkie Pie can forget where she puts her traps. I had managed to get myself soaped up when the curtain slid aside. I froze, and slowly looked over my shoulder. Oh boy. “Hello Maud,” I said, as calmly as I could. Maud Pie was Pinkie Pie’s sister, and was her polar opposite in nearly every way. Where Pinkie was loud, Maud was quiet. Where Pinkie was bright pink and bouncy, Maud was gray and taciturn. Where Pinkie was a professional party planner who had precognitive powers, Maud was a geological scientist who could shatter rocks with a single hoof blow. They were both good ponies though. Maud and I enjoyed talking about science. Sure, she was a little weird: She always talked in a monotone and she kept a pet rock named Boulder. She also had a wicked sense of humor, very deadpan and snarky. The eldest Pie sister regarded me silently, the same implacable expression on her face as always. Admittedly said expression was on a human face, and attached to a human body. A gorgeous human body. Large, perfectly formed breasts, firm round ass, and strong, healthy thighs seem to run in the Pie family. She also had abs you could grind meat on, and well defined muscles in her arms and legs. “Uh… Hey Maud,” I began. “What’s up?” She stared at me, still silent. “Is there...something you wanted to talk about?” I tried. Maud blinked slowly. The motion drawing attention to her heavily made up eyes and long eyelashes. “Oh dear,” she said in her usual monotone, “I seem to have wandered into the shower while you were using it by accident. How embarrassing.” “... It’s no big deal,” I replied. “We could share it if you need to rinse off.” After Pinkie’s talk, I could already see where this was going. And if Maud wanted this… why not? Maud stared at me intently, her expression unchanged. “I prefer being direct in seduction,” she said. “I appreciate that,” I said. “I like your directness. It is something we have in common,” she intoned. She then stepped into the shower fully. She extended her arms and wrapped them around me. My own went back around her, and pulled her tight against me. Our lips met under the hot water spray. Despite her incredible strength, she was very gentle. I hugged back tightly, and ran my hands down her sleek, strong back. Right down to her rock hard bottom. I squeezed her cheeks hard, just enough give in them to send a twitch down to my dick. “Mm… please bite my neck,” she murmured. I bent my mouth down to the junction of her neck and shoulder, and bit down hard. She didn’t respond, save for taking deeper breaths. My hands slid back up, over her mouth watering hips and sides, to her large, firm breasts. I buried my face in her tits, squeezing them around my face. I latched onto a nipple and suckled eagerly, my tongue sliding around her areola. I slid my hands down under her heavy breasts, and massaged the sensitive undersides. She was breathing faster, and her heart was beating hard. She smelled amazing, and her skin was so smooth and warm. Her strong hands were surprisingly soft, as she stroked all over my upper body. Hot, frantic and hard sex was nice, but pleasuring a beautiful woman was nice. Also restful, especially under the hot water. I knelt down and pushed her up against the cool wall of the shower. She reached down and spread her lower lips. I gripped her buttocks and began lapping eagerly at her lower lips. She let out a soft sigh. “Very few stallions… Want to go down on mares,” she said, “I wanted to know what it would be like… As a human…” She was still completely monotone as she said all this. I didn’t really care that much though, as she was so warm and tasted amazing. Like salty rock candy. I found her pussy hole and slid my tongue in eagerly. More juices leaked all over my tongue, and I groaned eagerly. Damnit, I really should have eaten out Starlight and the Mayor. Eh, I could do it later. Maud took deeper, faster breaths. I thrust my tongue in deeper, and her strong muscles squeezed around it. Her hands found their way into my hair, and gripped my head tightly. I reached up and pulled back, just enough to look up into her eyes. Save for the bright red blush on her face, she was just staring at me intently. Her mouth was open as she panted softly. I moved my hand up and slid a single finger into her clenching hole, spreading her as I sought out her G-spot. I curled my finger inside her hot vagina, and ground hard against the upper part of her sex. I rubbed my thumb up against her U-spot, staying away from her clitoris. Her eyes were locked on mine, as she panted faster. I dug my thumb into her U-spot and then extended my lips. I wrapped them around her clit, and sucked as hard as I could. Maud slowly closed her eyes and let out the softest sigh. Her pussy convulsed around my finger, so tight my digit almost hurt. She gushed all over my chin and upper chest, again and again. My other hand, as though moving by its own volition, spanked her ass. She sucked in a deep breath and then closed her mouth tightly as she squirted another salvo of ejaculate all over me. Her knees trembled. I leaned back, sitting on the cold shower floor. I reached up and gripped her hips, pulling her down onto my lap. She wrapped her arms around my shoulders, and pressed her face against mine as she continued to pant. “I am… Extremely aroused,” she murmured, still monotone. She settled on her knees and reached down to grip my dick. It was nice and hard, but not quite there. I groaned softly. “I shouldn’t have taken a second run at the Mayor’s holes,” I groaned. Oh shit, maybe I shouldn’t have said that in front of Maud. She just stared at me briefly, before she produced a small gemstone. Maud then slid it into my mouth. “Bite down,” she said softly. I hesitated for a moment-Maud Pie was strong enough she could crack rubies with her teeth. She just kept staring, and I mentally shrugged. I bit down, and thankfully the stone broke like a Jolly Rancher. It tasted like lightning and blueberries mixed together, and my entire body was filled with energy. My cock was as hard as… Well, a rock, to the point I almost felt lightheaded. Maud nuzzled my cheek, and breathed in my ear. “I want you to impregnate me,” Maud mumbled. “You just… Want to do that because of the human form,” I murmured back. “Besides, the spell doesn’t let that happen.” “It’s my fantasy,” she replied, as she seized hold of my dick and rubbed it up against her pussy lips. She pushed herself down hard, her tight pussy engulfing my length slowly. She let out a low, soft sigh, and I groaned as she slid down onto my lap. I grabbed her hips, new energy flowing through my body. “You’re so tight,” I whispered. “I exercise regularly,” Maud deadpanned. Maud slowly rose up, and slid down as she rolled her hips. I groaned in bliss, and pushed myself up on the balls of my feet. Her eyes slid shut tight, as she began to bounce up and down. I rammed my hips up into her, slow but strong, as she rode me like a pony. Appropriate, really. Her breasts bounced enticingly, and I pushed my face into her tits. She rested her chin atop my head, as I thrust up into her and she rammed herself down. “Please… Shepherd,” she gasped, still in a monotone, “please fill me up. Fill my womb with your semen. Make me a mother. Daddy.” I nearly laughed, but then her pussy squeezed me like a juicer. I bit down on her neck, as her nails dug into my back. She let out a deep sigh, and despite the warm water raining down on us, I felt her orgasmic juices soak my lower body. I held her tightly as my rejuvenated penis erupted inside her like a volcano. I think my eyes crossed as she milked me for every last drop. My spine cracked as she embraced me like an industrial crushing machine. I let her neck go as I gasped loudly. She echoed my gasp, and trembled hard. Her pussy gushed again, as she held me tightly inside and out. My hand began to stroke the elegant curve of her back, as I kissed her throat. She lazily nuzzled my neck. The water was getting cold, so I slowly reached up and turned the faucet off. On shaky legs, I managed to get up. Maud kept holding onto me tightly, wrapping her legs around my waist to hang on. I staggered out of the bathtub and walked slowly, out into Pinkie’s bedroom. I made it to the bed, and fell down onto it as she held onto me. I breathed hard, as she snuggled against me. I reached for one of the plates of cupcakes, and pulled them to my mouth. I just started gobbling them down, my starved body desperate for calories. One cupcake, two, three, four-And now I was losing track. I think I mixed in a danish and a muffin as well. Maud finally caught her breath and looked up at me with her same, intense yet neutral stare. It may have been the fact we’d just had sex but I thought I could see true warmth in her eyes. I grabbed another cupcake and began chewing it eagerly. “I have done a great deal of sexual experimentation since I entered the university,” Maud said, “but this is the best experience I have ever had.” “What was in that rock, anyway?” I asked, my mouth slightly full. “A sexual aid for primates my professor discovered while on expedition to the southern Jungles,” Maud said. “I helped Pinkie Pie cook it into all of her pastries.” I stopped chewing, and slowly gulped. “All of… These?” I asked. “What’s the lethal dosage?” “I do not know,” she stated. “However, in the laboratory trials, sexual activity prevented death.” Maud nuzzled me. “We should have more sex, just in case you have an adverse reaction.” I sighed. “You and Pinkie are crazy ponies. Completely insane.” “You can punish us both as much as you like,” Maud suggested. My dick was rock hard, because it didn’t know any better. As I rolled her onto her back, it was clear that I didn’t either. ••••••••• FourBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. •••••••••• Spike Allow me to be perfectly honest: I think Twilight has really gone off the deep end this time. I know, I know: I’ve said that a lot. Well, I’ve thought about it a lot more than I’ve said it. Not that Twilight would care either way, she usually just does stuff and doesn’t listen to me. Transforming the entire town into freaky alien primates to try and make Shepherd feel better about never going home seemed like way too much. Then again, Twilight’s never really been able to think straight when it comes to Shepherd. She doesn’t have any experience with romance, and combined with her poor impulse control it just turns her even crazier. Then again, Shepherd is crazy too. He’s a squishy, violent primate without any magic who willingly throws himself into battle against demi-gods and monsters with a sword and a quippy line. So I suppose they’re perfect for each other. Anyway, despite every other time I’ve failed to keep my employer/big sister/mother figure from causing a huge disaster, I once again tried to talk some sense into her. She was poring over her spellbooks in the Hall of Friendship on the Cutie Mark Table, magical items and devices floating around her in her magical grip. “Twilight,” I began, “this will only end in tears and utter disaster.” “The city council voted for it! The Mayor approved it!” Twilight said cheerfully. “It’s all above board!” “Like governments never make mistakes,” I deadpanned, leaning back in my chair as Twilight kept a veritable storm of magical accoutrements spinning around us. “You’ve been listening to Luna too much! She’s so cynical about bureaucracy and constitutional limits!” She giggled. I sighed, and rubbed my tiny clawed hands against my face. “She has good reasons for it, if this is what it leads to,” I stated. Twilight gave me a concerned look. “What’s really wrong, Spike? Come on, tell me,” she said. I huffed, and crossed my arms over my chest. I gave her a glare, and definitely not a sulk. “Whenever this kind of thing happens, I’m always left in the background,” I grumbled. “Or left cleaning the castle up. Sorting the books in the library. Or getting exploded.” “Aw,” Twilight said, giving me a rub atop my head with her hoof. “I’m sorry Spike. I guess I haven’t really considered how this might affect you. Hey, I know!” She beamed. “How about I turn you into a human?” I snorted. “Oh sure. Turn me into a baby human!” I grumbled. “Maybe I can spit up all over the floor, or crawl because my bones would be mostly cartilage! That can’t end badly!” Twilight got off her throne, and crouched in front of me. She gave me a warm smile. “Actually Spike? Thanks to all the research I did into this spell? I was able to lock in what age you’d be as a human,” she said. “Do you know what age you’ll be?” I looked at her cautiously. A little bit of hope blossomed in my chest. “What?” I asked. “Eighteen,” she said. “Legal human adult age. Also? Rarity’s going to go human too.” “Where do I sign up?!” I asked eagerly, my brain immediately turned to mush. •••••••••• We all gathered together in the Hall of Friendship. Pinkie Pie was bouncing up and down in her chair, Applejack and Dash were leaning over the table impatiently, Fluttershy was tapping her hooves together nervously, and Starlight was grinning. I was sitting in my side chair and patting my hands on the armrests. Twilight sighed and patted me on the shoulder. “Let’s just calm down, Spike,” Twilight murmured. “You’re way too thirsty.” I gave her an incredulous look. She had the grace to blush just a bit. “Don’t say it, I know it,” Twilight muttered. “Do you? Do you really?” I asked, raising my scaly brows. Twilight cleared her throat, and looked around. “Do we know where Rarity is?” She asked. That’s what I wanted to know. “Let’s be patient,” Twilight said with a smile. The doors to the chamber opened, and Rarity trotted in with multiple bags. She beamed at us all, her gaze lingering on me for a bit longer than the others. I timed it. I’m that good. “Sorry I’m late everypony,” Rarity cried. “I had to get a few more accessories for this day!” She set it all on the Cutie Map. She took her chair and rested her hooves on the table. “Now,” she began, “how is everypony this morning? Did you all sleep well after the city council meeting-?” “Can we get on with the transforming already?!” Dash demanded. “COME ON!” “Rainbow Dash!” Rarity scolded her. “Have some decency!” “We all know we all slept just fine! Now come on!” Rainbow Dash said defiantly. She shot a look at Twilight. “Come on! Let’s do the magic already!” I nodded, trying not to seem frantic. “If we could, please,” Fluttershy murmured. “If it would be all right?” Twilight sighed. “All right, all right,” she said, leaning back on her throne. “Now, I must warn you all: While I am very certain that the spell isn’t harmful, there may be unexpected side effects-” “Come on already!” Dash shouted. Twilight shook her head, and looked over at me. “I’ll have to adjust the spell for dragons,” she said, “but you might want to get an apron from the kitchen.” “Huh? Why? I asked. “Dragons carry their genitals on the inside, but humans carry them on the outside,” Fluttershy pointed out. “That’s why Shepherd wears clothing.” “Oh,” I muttered. I turned and headed to the kitchen as quickly as I could. I then picked up my largest apron, and hurried back. It let me get back to the Friendship Hall just in time to see a wave of magic washed over the room. As it faded… There were humans everywhere. Female humans. They were shorter than Shepherd, and much… Curvier. I didn’t see Rarity though. I looked around, my penis immediately getting erect. Fluttershy and Pinkie were curvaceous, while Applejack was tall and-dare I say it-like that Wonder Woman in those humans comics Shepherd had given me. Tall and curvy but muscular, and her breasts were large. Starlight’s chest was smaller, but only slightly smaller than the others. Her butt was amazing though, just as amazing as when she was a pony. Being so short as a dragon, I got to see mare genitals and teats, and let me tell you-They did look pretty nice on the chest. It did draw more attention to them. Fluttershy was trying to cover up her large breasts, while Pinkie Pie was already bouncing around. “WHEE! WHEE! I’m so fluffy and squishy and-” Her large breasts slapped against her chest, and she winced. “OW! That’s going to take some getting used to…” Rainbow Dash… Was sleek and slim, and running her hands over her flat, muscled belly. Then, back up to her rather small boobs. She was grinning. “Haha! You’re all fat! Look at me! Sleek as a falcon!” “Actually,” Twilight stated, tall, curvy, and busty, “most human males tend to like bigger breasts and bottoms. Much like stallions.” Dash glared. “Not every stallion!” Twilight was actually looking a bit smug, hefting her large breasts up under her crossed arms. “I’m pretty sure Shepherd will like them,” she said. Dash glared more angrily. “Twilight!” She growled. Twilight blinked a few times. She shook her head. “Sorry, I don’t know where that came from,” she said. Dash huffed. “I bet if you were still a unicorn, you’d just be some flat homely human,” Dash said mockingly. “Now, now everypony, let’s not be bitter and spiteful,” Applejack said, happily juggling some apples. “Hot diggity! Look at me go! These hands sure are somethin’ else!” I looked over at Twilight. “Where’s Rarity?” I asked. “She went to get some tools for her clothing,” Twilight said. She gave me a warm smile. “So! Ready to give it a try too, Spike?” I grinned, and posed a little in front of Twilight. I gave Twilight a dazzling smile, and held my hands out. “Come on Twilight! Hit me!” I said. I coughed. “I mean, since you’re all doing it anyway and I can better relate to you all.” “So selfless,” Starlight deadpanned. “Go for it Spike! Go go go!” Pinkie Pie cried. Twilight closed her eyes, and her horn glowed brightly. Plasma arced from the tip, and I found my mind reviewing every time one of Twilight’s spells had gone terribly, horribly wrong. Maybe I had made a mistake. Maybe it wasn’t too late to change my mind. The magic struck me right in the chest, and my entire body began to expand, contract and twist. It wasn’t painful, but it was seriously weird. My tail vanished, my skin softened, and hair sprouted where my cranial ridges used to be. The light faded away, and I got a lot of gasps. I held up my hands in front of my eyes. They were smooth, but strong looking. I looked over at Pinkie Pie, who helpfully held up a mirror. I blinked several times, and studied my new form. I stood up… And up, and up! I was tall-Maybe not as tall as Shepherd, but still tall. I also had muscles-Very sleek and strong. Shepherd was bigger in the shoulders, and I was a lot less bulky. I ran my new hands over my forearms. Wow, they were so smooth! I stood up and turned around with a grin. “Thanks Twilight! I feel amazing-!” Then I felt my penis flap around against my hips, and winced. It was very sensitive. Geez, no wonder Shepherd wears clothes all the time. I heard several comments of “Oh my.” I felt the eyes of every mare turned female human on me, and I blushed hard. They all looked… Hungry for some reason. Applejack chuckled, shaking her head. “Sweet Apple Acres Spike, yer a biggun, Almost as big as Mac!” She said. I blushed hard. That was very flattering. “Depends on where you’re looking Darling,” said the voice of my angel. My eyes widened. Rarity! I had only just arrived and I didn’t see Rarity as a human yet! I looked over and I was unable to speak. All the girls I knew were pretty and seeing them as humans hadn’t changed that. I knew Rarity as the most gorgeous pony of all would be easily as beautiful as a human. I was not prepared. She was a goddess, I had no other way to describe her. She wasn’t as large as Fluttershy, Pinkie, or Twilight in the chest, but her breasts were perfectly shaped. Her bottom was heart shaped, her hips were smooth and perfectly sculpted. Her legs were long and elegant. She was fit, but not overly muscled. The lingerie she wore was a dark, wine-like red, lacy and silky. Somehow, having most of her beautiful body concealed made her even hotter. I was speechless, and my dick was so hard you could break glass with it. I heard snickering. I'm not sure who... Probably Rainbow Dash. My goddess approached me and placed a hand on my chest. My surprisingly broad chest. She ran her hand along it and began to circle me with a smile I had never seen on her face. It made me nervous and excited. “Very nice Spike,” she bit her lip. “So very... Manly.” I heard that cackling laugh. Rainbow Dash was now lounging on a cloud she had dragged into the castle. “You gonna give us a show here Rares?” “I would never be so gauche Rainbow, at least not till we’ve been together awhile,” Rarity huffed. She looked over at Twilight. “Twilight?” She asked. Twilight raised her eyebrows. “Yes?” She responded. “I do believe I am calling in that marker from way back,” Rarity said gently. Twilight had a confused look for a moment. “What marker?” Then it cleared and she had an embarrassed one instead “That… Yeah I should have figured that,” she murmured. She shook her head. “Well, I guess I can get data points from the rest of the girls. As well as unique information from you.” “Oh, I’ll be very thorough,” Rarity purred. I gulped slowly with my unfamiliar throat. “What are you two talking about?” The other mares had knowing looks. Even Fluttershy, though hers was still very shy. “Oh nothing my precious scales. Well not scales at the moment. In any case Spike would you please accompany me back to the Boutique?” She was eyeing me again like I would a nice emerald or ruby, and her looks seemed to linger around my groin. My dick twitched, like an eager Winona being teased with the prospect of chasing a tennis ball. “Hey,” Starlight said, her eyes narrowed, “hang on a second here-” Rarity shot her a glare that could have melted down a block of iron. “I. Called. Dibs,” she hissed. Starlight sighed, and crossed her arms over her chest. I couldn’t help myself. I blurted the question “You called dibs?” Twilight spoke up. “Well, I owed her an important favor and she asked me not to interfere when you were of age.” She smiled. “Which you are, technically.” “Of age?” I managed faintly. “For what?” No, she couldn’t possibly mean- “Oh that as well Darling,” Rarity stated, “but there are a few other mares who have considered Spike prime dating material.” She eyed Starlight knowingly, while Twilight looked confused. “Like who?” Starlight whistled innocently. Pinkie Pie grinned. Twilight stared at her in shock. “STARLIGHT!” “What?!” Starlight cried. “It’s not just me!” “Not just… Her?” I muttered. I was feeling faint. Was this how Shepherd felt at romantic discussions? No wonder he was always so out of it! “Oh Berry Punch told me once over a glass of wine she’s considered him,” Rarity said, cool but with an edge of ice in her tone, “Minuette I’ve seen watching him walk by and I once heard Marigold talking to her sisters about him’ This really caught me off guard. Then AJ really shocked me. “Shucks Twilight, ah have to admit Andrew and Spike are pretty much my short list on Stallions around here,” the farm pony admitted, a light blush on her cheeks. I gaped a bit as Dash floated over on her cloud. She snorted at Applejack.” “That's cuz yer super picky! I mean I at least have Big Mac on that list too!” “Like I’d have my brother on mah list Dash?” Applejack shouted angrily. Dash snorted. “What mare doesn’t?” Many guilty looks appeared on everypony’s faces. Including Twilight’s. “I think we should go,” I stated. Rarity smiled at me, a predatory expression that again made my genitals twitch eagerly. “Twilight can you be a dear and teleport us back to my boutique? I’m not feeling especially patient right now,” she said. Twilight sighed, and then shrugged. “Oh, all right,” she said. Her horn lit up with powerful magic once again. Now normally I hate it when Twilight teleports me. Even in a human body, it still left me feeling a little dizzy. This time though? As we appeared right in Rarity’s bedroom, where my beautiful crush gave me a grin before pouncing me right onto her bed? I found that I didn’t really care. •••••••••• Author's Note Just a brief pause before more smut comes along. And throwing a bone to Spike. Who really is a harem lead in his own right. FiveBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. •••••••••• Contains some lesbian sister incest. Take that as a warning or enticement. •••••••••• When I’d woken up this morning, I certainly hadn’t expected I’d be making up for the lack of sexual activity over the past few years. Definitely not in just one day, either. Yet, here I was, deep in the hot, tight asshole of Maud Pie as she kept her ankles up behind her head. She was squeezing her ass as hard as she could around me, trying to milk me for another load. Her skin was dark red and flushed, and our bodies were both dripping with sweat as I slammed into her bottom. Her round bottom was red, and getting redder as I slapped her ass cheeks with every thrust. She let out a soft groan as her pussy fluttered. I reached down and rubbed her sex furiously. Her clit, already abused from our sex, trembled. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she orgasmed again-The spray from her pussy squirting all over my lower stomach. Her asshole clenched almost painfully around me, and despite all the activity of the past few hours, my balls were up to the challenge. “UNNGH!” I shot another large load of burning hot seed deep inside her bowels. Her asshole squeezed again and again, as her sex fluttered like a butterfly. “M-Maud,” I moaned softly. I leaned over and kissed her, as her body relaxed. It untensed, her legs slowly rotating down to the bed. Her shifting body made me slip out of her abused backdoor, and I wrapped my arms around her to hold her tight. “Mmm…” She didn’t respond. I reached up a hand and checked her nostrils-Yes, she was still breathing. Maud had just passed out. I nuzzled her happily, my primal instincts crowing like I’d just brought down a mammoth. They’d been doing that a lot today. I sighed as my senses returned though. I pulled back from her, and stroked her cheek tenderly. I then noticed that the bedspread was soaked and tangled up underneath her. Many cupcakes and danishes were on the floor. I groaned. “Pinkie’s gonna kill me,” I muttered. I went to a nearby gel pump, and got some cleaning solution out of it. I wiped my dick off with the stuff. I'd used the same thing on Maud's asshole before-It functioned as lube and cleaner, clever-but you should be hygienic. There was a crash from the nearby closet, and a familiar yelp. I sighed heavily. “Don’t tell me,” I mumbled. I walked up to the closet door, and stood to the side. I opened it up, and out tumbled a shock of wild pink hair. I looked down at the pleasing form of Pinkie Pie on all fours, only an apron around her hips. She shook her head free of any dizziness, and looked up at me with a smile. “Hi Shepherd! Those cupcakes really do the trick, huh?” Pinkie was panting softly, her face bright red. I could smell her arousal in the air, it was so strong. The insides of her thighs were glistening with her girl cum, and dripping down onto the wooden floor. Right on cue, my dick rehardened, and my earlier fatigue seemed to vanish into thin air. The enticing smell of a woman ready to mate filled my nostrils, and I licked my lips. Pinkie managed a little giggle. “Um… I got a little distracted.” She beamed. “I’ve never seen Maud so happy! She passed right out! You’re really amazing!” “Uh huh,” I managed. I slapped her thick bottom, and it jiggled amazingly. Pinkie trembled, letting out a soft moan. “Ooh,” Pinkie murmured. She lifted her broad, round bottom up with a big smile. “Sooo… It’s later, you know.” A thought managed to burst through the cloud of lust that had descended over my mind. Just enough to voice a question, even as I gripped her big, thick bottom and kneaded it like dough. She groaned happily, and wiggled her juicy rear. “What did you mean about tonight though?” I asked. My eyes narrowed. “Does Twilight have something planned?” “Um... “ Her eyes went up to the ceiling. “I’m afraid I can’t say.” I let out a groan. “Not a Pinkie Pie Promise!” Pinkie Pie’s aroused face abruptly vanished into an angry glare. “Don’t knock the promise!” She growled. “Ever!” I slapped her bottom again, and again, harder. She groaned, the slutty expression returning to her face. I sighed. “You really drive me crazy sometimes, you know,” I grumbled. I gave her bottom another hard slap, and she pressed her face into the floor. She moaned loudly. “Ooh… That’s mutual~,” she moaned back. “Haa… You know, you could punish me~! Wouldn’t that solve both our problems~?” “I could just leave you alone to stew in your juices,” I pointed out. “That’s how you punish a masochist.” “How’d you know?” She gasped in utter seriousness. I blinked. I’d been joking! Well… Maybe I’ll explore that a bit later. Right now. “Never you mind that!” I shouted. “I could leave you right now!” Pinkie moaned, and turned around. She squeezed her breasts together, looking contrite. “Aw, are you sure you want to do that~?” She simpered. She pulled some syrup from her hair, and poured it all over the valley of her breasts. Her apron top was soon soaked, and she dropped the bottle. She squeezed them back together, and rubbed them up and down. She gave me a smile that made my cock twitch eagerly. “Rrreeallly sure?” Pinkie further asked. I grumbled. “I really hate all of you, you know,” I growled. “Stupid sexy ponies.” “That’s not how you talk to a girl hoping to be creampied with your bun in my oven,” Pinkie whined. I gripped her tight hair, and pulled hard. She let out a loud gasp, and girl cum dripped from her pussy all over the floor. “What if she’s a masochist?” I asked. Pinkie beamed. “Mmmm… Good answer!” Pinkie said cheerfully. I reached up behind her and undid the apron straps, letting the top fall away. Before, her breasts had been hidden which had made them even more enticing. Now they bounced into the air, covered in syrup. I licked my lips: They were huge, Double-Dees at least. I reached down and pressed my cock between them. Pinkie Pie cooed as I squeezed her large breasts, pressing her inverted nipples like buttons with my thumbs. “Oooh… I wonder what it tastes like~?” Pinkie moaned. She bent her head down and licked the tip of my cock, and I let out a soft groan. “Mm,” she sighed, “sweet and salty~!” I pressed her breasts together tight, the warmth and softness intoxicating. I rolled my hips and thrust up in the wonderful paizuri. Pinkie Pie opened her big mouth wide, and slurped noisily around the length of my cock. Her lips stretched around my dick, and despite all the sex I’d been having today I let out a loud groan. Oh my she was good. I thrust up faster into her hot mouth, between her sticky, warm tits. Her own hands came up and massaged my balls. She looked up as best she could with my dick in her mouth, her expression playful but impatient. I got the message: I thrust up as hard and fast as I could, the warm syrup and Pinkie’s copious drool keeping the experience slick and amazing. “Oooh,” I moaned. I did remember my manners though-I pinched her nipples between my fingers as her hands held her breasts tight around my dick. I then stroked her nipples up and down my cock as I fucked her tits furiously. “Mmmmngh~!” Pinkie Pie groaned around my dick, and shuddered all over. I didn’t know where to put my hands as her pussy gushed another spray of girl cum all over the floor. That said, I did know that I wanted to hear her make more enticing sounds. I gripped her pink hair and let her tits fall back down. I rammed my cock down her throat, and she eagerly slurped it down. Her hands went up to my ass, and she took my cock down, down… “Ohhhh fuck,” I mumbled. Her throat vibrated as she sang around my dick, and I dug my fingers into her scalp. Her lips were sealed tight around the base of my dick, and her nose was pressed into my nest of pubic hair. She began to sing a song-Something that sounded familiar, but in my state I couldn’t parse it out. And besides, even Pinkie Pie couldn’t sing clear lyrics with my dick down her throat. Not that I would tell her that. Wouldn’t want her to get ideas. “Ah-Ahhhnngh,” I groaned, and my balls clenched hard. I erupted inside her throat, just as she hit some high notes. She gagged and gargled it all down, wrapping her arms around my waist to swallow every spurt. I moaned loudly, holding onto her head for dear life. She looked up, long enough to pull back and take the last spurts into her mouth. She slowly pulled back, and opened her mouth in a big, wide grin. She stuck out her long tongue, covered in my seed. She took a long, loud gulp. “W-Wow,” I managed. Pinkie Pie scooped up some of my semen, and held it up with a smile. “Try it!” She said eagerly. I managed to stick out my tongue and lapped it up. It tasted like… Like… “Blueberries?” I asked in disbelief. Pinkie Pie grinned happily. “Can I cook, or can’t I?” She asked, waggling her eyebrows. “Wanna see what I can make out of a cream pie~?” “I can’t get you pregnant, silly pony,” I chuckled, now in a much better mood. “We can pretend~,” Pinkie cooed. “Think of it as a preview!” I took hold of her mass of hair, and pulled up hard. She moaned loudly, and had to grip my shoulders to stay stable as she got to her feet. I crushed her small, plush form against my body and kissed her deeply. She returned it eagerly, her tongue wrapping around mine like a boa constrictor. Geez, despite being human she was still just as strong! “Mmm… Still an Earth mare,” she moaned in between kisses. “You can plow us all day, we’ll go plow the field, and then we’ll come back for more! Every time!” She rubbed herself up against me. “Mm… And I have two other sisters just waiting to demonstrate,” she purred. “We want to be scientific about this, don’t we? We can do it together-One big happy family!” I groaned. “You can’t be that kinky,” I replied. “Oh yeah~?” Pinkie asked, mischief in her eyes. She undid her apron and let it slip down to the floor. Now totally revealed and bare, she smirked up at me. My cock revived once more. I groaned. Stupid cupcakes. Pinkie Pie let me go, and turned around. She slapped her bottom enticingly, as she knelt down in front of the still out of it Maud. She wrapped her arms around Maud’s taut bottom, and pressed her face between her sister’s thighs. She began to eagerly lap and slurp at her pussy, moaning as more of my cum leaked out. My jaw dropped, as drool ran down the corners of my lips. Pinkie Pie shamelessly ate out her sister, her long tongue diving in deep. Maud moaned, slowly awakening. She stared down at her sister, with her usual neutral expression. “Oh. Hello Pinkie,” Maud stated. “Are you eating me out to further entice Shepherd for sexual adventures, or merely to get at his semen?” “It can’t be both?” Pinkie Pie asked eagerly, wiggling her delicious ass in my face. She looked over her shoulder and winked. “Mm… Wouldn’t it be great if our foals had the same birthday? They could have one extra big party~!” “Yes. They could,” Maud said. She looked up at me. “Would you please impregnate my sister while she eats me out, Shepherd?” I groaned. I grabbed another cupcake and gulped it down in one bite. My body was filled with energy and warmth, and my cock rallied again like the champion it was. Hey, enough sex with beautiful women who care for you will improve your self esteem. Okay, yes. I know the prospect of becoming a father should scare any man. Certainly, it is a scary prospect. Yet at the same time, the idea of becoming a dad is something I also like very much. To be a father is a dream of mine. Finally… How the hell could you resist the prospect of knocking up beautiful women? Especially when they’re offering an incestuous threesome? Or perhaps a moresome, later. Oh right, first things first. “I’ll do my best,” I said happily, walking up and giving Pinkie’s juicy, fat ass another hard spanking. She moaned happily, burying her face in between her sister’s thighs. Maud let out another soft sigh, and ran her fingers through Pinkie’s mane. “That… Is all I ask,” Maud managed softly. I lined my cock up against Pinkie’s drooling pussy. She bumped herself against me, impatiently. I waited, just a bit longer. Just long enough to hear her moan. Pinkie Pie looked up piteously. “Shepherrrrd,” she groaned. “That was the look I wanted,” I said. “Though you could add more tears.” She did so, her eyes shiny as tears gathered at the corners. I reached down and patted her cheek. “Perfect!” I said. I gripped her hips and rammed into her more than ready pussy. The deep, womanly groan she let out was of relief and pleasure. The moan I gave out was just as eager. Her pussy was so warm, tight, and slick. I began to pound away at her pussy, my hips slapping into her thick bottom. I reached up and gripped her large, hanging breasts, using them as handles as I rammed into her furiously. Her pussy contracted, first and her entrance and then the middle, and then at the end-Like her amazing throat. God she really was incredible. Even if she was a pink Eldritch abomination in a pony-er, human suit. Or maybe she's a succubus. That would explain some things. Her pussy was so wet, her juices like fine oil all over my cock. Even as I plowed away at her as furiously as I could, our bodies slapping together loud enough to fill the large room, she kept determinedly licking and lapping at Maud’s pussy. Well enough that Maud sighed and came all over Pinkie’s face. She screamed happily in response, and her pussy seemed to shrink around me. I held onto her, feeling lightheaded, as the sultry siren milked another orgasm out of me. I filled up her needy womb with spurt after spurt of my cum-Just as much as when I’d started this crazy day. Enough that Pinkie’s round belly became a lot rounder. I nuzzled the back of her head and kissed the top, as she moaned in bliss. “Haaa… Haaa… Oooh,” Pinkie mumbled. She giggled. “Wow… There goes my… Energy… For a while.” “You have plenty to spare,” I mumbled back. I slapped her tits around, and she trembled all over. “Now… Are you sure you can’t tell me… About tonight?” All I got was a snore. Pinkie Pie slid out from my arms, and I sighed. I picked her up and set her down on the bed next to Maud. “Plow all night, she said,” I muttered. Maud nodded. “That just indicates how good you are at this,” she said. “My mind is blown. I am ruined for any other male. I will be your sex slave, wife, concubine-Whatever you wish of me.” “Let’s… Not go that far,” I said gently. I sighed. “You two get some sleep. I’ll see you later.” I went to the shower alone, cleaned off, and came back out. I got my clothes, and pulled them back on. The sex was great, yes. I still needed to go yell at Twilight a lot. Or punish her. I’d decide on which when I saw her. Who knew I was actually falling into her devious hooves? •••••••••• Author's Note We're still going with this! And there will be some Sparity and other lemons in the future. So stay tuned! Six•••••••••• I readjusted my pants as I walked out of the Sugercube Corner. They had fit perfectly when Rarity had made them, but it had been a while… and I had been getting a lot of exercise lately. Today I had gotten more than my fair share. My mind replayed the morning so far. Hate-fucking Starlight Glimmer into oblivion… nasty office sex with the Mayor… jumped in the shower by Maud… before her sister Pinky tag teamed in. As much as I hadn’t enjoyed the shock, Be a Human Day did seem to be working in my favor. Oh, right. I needed to find Twilight and deal with it all. Which, if Pinkie was to be believed, wasn’t really about me. So maybe less dealing with the holiday, and more venting my ire at Twilight for not giving me any warning. Pinkie’s special refreshments full of primate lust minerals were as excellent as her more standard fare, although a danger to diabetics everywhere. My feet led me to Rarity’s boutique, as the next closest business run by one of our friends. Despite my fatigue, I was fully aware of my surroundings. All of the barely clothed pony people around me, going about their day… Though they certainly seemed a lot flirtier and handsy with one another. No pun intended. That helped me remember why I was so annoyed. The sex was awesome, but this was still weird. Not to mention potentially dangerous. I knocked on the boutique doors. I rang the bell. I got no response. I glowered and opened the door, stalking in. The lobby was deserted. “Rarity!” I shouted. “Rarity! I want to talk to you-” “OHHHH CELESTIA YESSS~!” She screamed back from upstairs. Of course, nothing today was easy. I winced. I really shouldn’t look. I really shouldn’t see what was going on. I shouldn’t be going upstairs to see the wide open doors to Rarity’s bedroom. And I certainly shouldn’t be peeking in and… Well, as expected, Rarity’s human form was just as gorgeous as her pony form. Perfect, flawless skin. Long legs, perfectly curved hips, generous tear-drop shaped breasts, the face of an angel… Which was currently screwed up in pleasure, her make up running down her sweaty, tear streaked cheeks as she wailed from the hard, harsh fucking she was getting from behind. Her partner was a skinny teenaged boy with spiky green hair, green slitted eyes, and sharp teeth. His claw-like fingers dug into Rarity’s breasts, using them like handles as he rammed into her fiercely. His hips slapped hard against her firm bottom, and judging from the red marks all over her slender body, the copious juices dripping from their privates, and the stink of sex, they’d been at this for a while. They were so wrapped up in it they didn't even notice me. Which, really, was for the best. I very calmly pulled myself away, and walked back as quietly as I could. Which was difficult thanks to the steel hard stiffy I was now sporting in my trousers. I made it to the window near the stairs, and rubbed my face. “Great,” I muttered. “Well, let’s hope it doesn’t lead into a gigantic orgy across town.” I looked out the window. I squinted. So far, no massive orgies. That I could see, anyway. Just a slim, athletic woman with rainbow hair and blue wings, who was pressing her small but perky tits right up against the glass. I stared at her. She stared back. She cast the windows open with a flourish, the wind blowing through her hair. She smiled and licked her lips. I blinked, and found some words to say. “Hey Rainbow Dash-” I began, only for her to grab me by the shoulders and yank me out the window. “BWAHHH!” Rainbow Dash ascended, her wings flapping hard as she carried me off in the direction of the Everfree Forest. Part of me was very impressed that she seemed to be able to fly just as well in this form as she could in her pegasus form. The rest of me was confused and angry. “RAINBOW DASH!” I shouted up at her. “WHAT THE HELL?!” “What the hell?!” She shouted back, her red eyes narrowed down at me. “What the Hell is up with you?! You bucked everypony around here but me?!” Despite the situation, I managed to wince. “I haven’t seen you all day!” I shouted back, squirming in her grip. “That’s not my fault-!” “Then you go and plow Pinkie Pie, who didn’t wait her turn,” Dash seethed. She glared with her admittedly beautiful red eyes down at me. “So now,” she resumed, “I am pissed. I am horny. And your plot is mine.” She paused. “And Fluttershy’s,” she said. I took a moment to process that, as we flew through the air. “Oh shit,” I muttered. •••••••••• Author's Note Sorry it's a bit short. Work is kicking my ass. But I hope it made you smile. Seven•••••••••• The trip to Fluttershy’s cottage was quick, but not so quick I couldn’t worry about what I was in for. Fluttershy was the first pony I ever befriended. She found me and saved me from the Everfree Forest. Nursed me back to health and watched over me as I healed. She was probably the kindest, sweetest pony you would ever meet. She was also the most repressed pony you will ever meet, who was more comfortable with animals than ponies. She rarely if ever indulged in any feeling she had, out of sheer fear of those feelings and the consequences thereof. Especially when it comes to romantic feelings. Not to brag, but she was also kind of in love with me. As in, madly in love with me. Unable to do anything about it. Not that I could do much either. It was awkward. Sure, I was getting used to the idea that I was never going to get home again. And let’s just say that a girl who loved me with all her heart and soul was attractive, regardless of whether or not she had hooves and wings. But the whole species barrier was a rather high hurdle to overcome. Was. Past tense. The very rare occasions Fluttershy does indulge herself - the incident with the self confidence coach springs to mind - all of those repressed emotions, wants, and desires come shooting out. And I suspected that in this instance, trying to control the process would be like a crowd watching a child trying to control a fire hose- it ends with everyone sore and wet. We started losing altitude, snapping me back to reality. I recognized Fluttershy’s house, and my stomach started tying itself in knots. I wasn’t entirely sure how this was going to go down, but based on the morning so far, odds were good that it would be both awkward and full of sex. “Woahhhhh-!” I shouted in shock as the ground came up a lot faster than I was expecting. Dash swung me down and forward, and I landed in a forward shoulder roll. I ended up on my back, groaning a bit. I sat up and shot a glare at Dash, who had landed a few feet ahead of me. “What the hell?!” I demanded. The naked winged girl glared back, hands on her hips. “Well excuse me! I’m not used to flying in this form!” She growled. She shook her head. “How do humans fly on your world, anyway?” “Better than that,” I grumbled. She walked up and pulled me to my feet, leaning back with her whole body to get me up. She then shoved me towards Fluttershy’s door. “Yeah whatever. Now go on! Get in there!” She ordered. “Wait what-?” I tried, but she shook her head. “Element of Loyalty, remember?” She said. “Besides, there’s no better wingmare than me!” She winked and grinned. Then she glared and shoved me again. “Now go!” I took a deep breath. I’d been taking a lot of those today. I knocked on the door, rapping my knuckles against the hard wood. “O-Oh,” Fluttershy’s voice carried through it nevertheless, “pl-please… Come in…” I glanced back at Dash one last time, who was impatiently glaring. I opened the door and walked into the small cottage. I shut the door behind me, but I could tell Dash was going to be watching through the windows. The fact she had her face pressed up against one in the most obvious way possible was a dead giveaway. Right, focus. Fluttershy was wrapped in a blanket and hiding behind her couch. The top of her head was just visible, as she peeked at me. “H-Hello, Shepherd,” she managed softly. I walked over to her and smiled. “Hey Fluttershy,” I said. “You went with this too, huh?” Fluttershy’s entire face turned bright red, and she nodded quickly. She sank down a bit lower. “W-Well… I’ve always… Wanted to be a human,” she murmured. “Ever since I met you, and um…” I reached out and grabbed her shoulders. She squeaked, and I pulled her up to look me right in the eyes. Her wings shuffled, and the blanket fell from her shoulders as she stood up. Now, every mare turned woman had been completely beautiful, each in their own way. Maybe it was an artifact of the magic? Maybe it was translating how attractive they were as ponies? For Fluttershy… I couldn’t really think. Even with all the sex and female beauty I’d been exposed to, my jaw dropped and eyes glazed over. She was tall-Taller than me, actually. Her long, beautiful hair cascaded down her back and shoulders like a perfect waterfall. Her eyes were just as expressive as before, and glimmered like diamonds. Her lips were the color of rose petals, and looked just as soft and inviting. Her skin was lightly tanned, and she had dimples on her cheeks. And her body? Oh damn. The fact she was busty went without saying. Her breasts weren’t as huge as Pinkie Pie’s, but they were perfectly formed and perky. They shook slightly as Fluttershy trembled and my eyes were locked on to every jiggle. Her hips were just as perfectly shaped, curving down from a strong hourglass figure into long, shapely legs just begging to be wrapped around a man’s waist. Her stomach was smooth, just the slightest hint of her abs showing. Her ass was round and smooth, and she had just a bit of extra padding around her waist. The fact she was already trying to cover up, her face red, just made her hotter. How weird was that? No wonder she was a model, if this is how her form was translated between species. “Um… I um…” She slowly looked at me. Or tried to, her eyes almost meeting mine a few times. “Y-You know... I wanted to… To make you happy. I’m sorry if I don’t look-” I reached out and pulled her against me. She gasped as she looked up at me, for a second, before I kissed her inviting lips. Fluttershy froze for just a second, before she wrapped her arms around me and eagerly kissed back. The world turned into just Fluttershy’s warm body, eager lips, and beautiful voice moaning into my mouth. She thrust her tongue between my lips, and mine wrapped around hers as we wrestled with our mouths. My fingers ran through her long, beautiful hair. I’d enjoyed grooming her with a brush from time to time, given how long and soft it was. Thanks to different sensitivities for humans though, the sensation made her moan wantonly. Our kiss became wetter and sloppier, as our hands became more daring. I gripped her bottom and squeezed hard, making her gasp through her nostrils. She clutched at my buttocks in turn, and I growled against her lips. I broke the kiss, panting hard against her mouth. I looked her deep in her green eyes, beautiful in any form. “Haa… Haa… You’re gorgeous,” I said emphatically, “I love you.” Her face turned bright red. She licked her lips, looking hungry. “So,” I said, “how do you want to-?” Fluttershy wrapped her arms tightly around my waist, kicked my feet out from under me, and she fell back. We landed on the couch, me on top, as I yelped in surprise. Fluttershy growled deeply, her eyes darkened with lust. “Buck me and put a foal in my pony pussy, ponybucker!” She snarled in a tone that made my dick hard as steel. The feral look vanished from her face, and she immediately became apologetic. “O-Oh! Oh, I-I’m so sorry Shepherd I didn’t mean to-” I kissed her again, and got out of my clothes as fast as I could. I pushed her long, gorgeous legs apart. I would spend a lot more time with them later-On her entire body, later-but right now? I had a mission to accomplish. “Mmph… Keep doing that,” I growled in her ear. I bit her earlobe and made her gasp. My hands grasped her huge, perky breasts and I fondled them eagerly. “Let it all go. Now.” Fluttershy smiled happily. Her hooded sex kitten expression returned as she bore her teeth. She had cute little fangs, left over from when she’d turned into an apple sucking vampire. “BUCK MY TIGHT CUNT YOU HUMAN BASTARD!” She squealed. I grasped my cock, found her pussy, and rammed into her with the full force of my hips! Fluttershy screamed, throwing her head back as she wrapped her long legs around my waist. My eyes crossed as her pussy convulsed around me, and she squirted all over my lower belly. Yeah, I lost my mind after that. I rammed into her like a piston, pounding Fluttershy into the couch as my hands and mouth were savagely occupied with her breasts, neck, face, hair, hips, ass, thighs, and pussy. Her hands and mouth left marks on my throat, my back and shoulders, my chest, and my ass. Neither of us cared, so engrossed in fucking as hard as we could. The couch actually buckled underneath our passion, groaning almost as loudly as we were. I could see my cock slightly in her lower stomach each time I bottomed out. I felt like I was reaching her womb! Like I said, Fluttershy was easily one of the most repressed ponies I’d ever met. So when we got to sex? She didn’t want anything complicated. “BUCK ME! BUCK ME! KNOCK ME UP YOU BASTARD!” She shrieked. “BUCK A FOAL INTO MY PUSSY! WRECK ME YOU COWARD! HARDER! HARDERRRRRRR~!” Her eyes rolled in the back of her head, and her shrieks stopped as her nails dug deeply into my shoulder blades. I bit down on her shoulder to contain my own scream, the spike of pain shooting along my spine like a live electrical current! I could taste blood. My eyes crossed. Fluttershy closed tightly around me like a vice, clinging to me as tightly as possible inside and out. I erupted in a gusher, shooting off again and again and again… I collapsed atop her, letting her shoulder go as I sucked in as many deep breaths as I could. She was left breathing softly, her chest going up and down underneath me. Her fingernails withdrew from my shoulders… And apologetically began to stroke me up and down, massaging my muscles. I returned the favor with a nuzzle to her neck, and apology kisses to her bruised shoulders and throat. Our eyes finally met. She was blushing again, softer this time. “I… I’m sorry,” she murmured. “I’m sorry I hurt you…” I nuzzled her, and chuckled. “It’s okay,” I whispered back, between kisses to her neck that made her coo like a dove. “I… I love you when you’re gentle, and when you’re… Not so gentle.” “Still,” Fluttershy mumbled, “I didn’t mean to…” “Well, if it helps,” I said with a grin, Maud’s crystals still going right to my dick and resuscitating my libido, “we can do it again. In many different ways, as many times as we want to~.” Fluttershy trembled and let out a soft moan, her inner muscles clutching at my revived cock. I held back a groan and nuzzled her neck again. “Later, yeah! But not now!” We both looked to our right, where a very impatient Rainbow Dash was hovering. Her hands were on her smaller but perky breasts, while her juices dripped down her athletic inner thighs. Her hips were certainly child bearing, that was for sure. “Come on Shy, you promised,” Dash whined. Fluttershy beamed up at her oldest friend, and then back to me. “You’re right,” she said, “thank you Rainbow Dash.” She gently pushed me up, and I awkwardly sat onto the now soaked couch. She tried to stand up, but fell back-I caught her. She giggled, almost drunkenly, and began to flap her wings. “Let me just get some first aid for Shepherd,” she said, slowly flying off upstairs. Dash groaned, both her hands going between her thighs. Dash gave me the most pitiful look imaginable. Kicked puppies didn’t have nearly the same ability to control your emotions. I sighed, and grabbed her around her waist. Dash yelped as I yanked her into my embrace, and kissed her deeply. She squirmed on my lap, and I reached out to grab her foot. “N-No, wait-!” Dash tried, but the moment my hand wrapped around her tiny foot, she let out a loud moan. Her pussy gushed a bit, adding to the juices from Fluttershy covering my cock. I looked up at Dash, who was now blushing from head to toe. “Sensitive feet?” I asked in disbelief, choking back a laugh. Dash pouted adorably. “Hooves… And yeah,” she mumbled. “D-Don’t make a big deal out of it! You shouldn’t-!” I pushed her down onto the floor, and lifted her legs up. She yelped as I lifted her feet up, up higher, almost over her head. I then gave her a devilish grin. Dash glared. “D-Don’t you dare! You had better not-!” I kissed her toes, and Dash’s eyes crossed. “AHN~!” I massaged both of her feet, keeping her moaning. Not granted, I wasn’t really a foot fetishist. That’s kind of… Weird. But I had to admit, Dash’s were very cute and comely. The fact they were her weak points was also very nice, especially as I stroked up her calves and then back to her ankles. I pulled her legs apart wide, as she spread her wings. She whimpered as I lifted her bottom up, and bent my knees. “Y-You, you-!” “You said you were pissed and horny,” I said with a grin. “Let me fix that for you.” I plunged into her tight pussy. The angle was a tiny bit awkward, I’ll admit, but the fact I could hit her clitoris, G and A spots in a single thrust would make it good. “OHHHHWAAAAHHHNNN~!” The fact Rainbow Dash came hard as I penetrated her hot, tight depths, tongue lolling out as her eyes went everywhere, proved it. I groaned in bliss. Despite everything, Dash was still clenching her athletic muscles around me. Trying to make it feel even better for me. Just like the Element of Loyalty should. I began to jackhammer into her from above, her wings weakly flapping like a drunken bird on the ground. I sucked in huge lungfuls of air as I plowed on into her, ramming deep with the power of gravity on my side. Her loud cute cries, that she tried to contain by biting the back of her hand, just made it even better. Fluttershy hovered down the stairs, sighing a bit. “You could have waited for me,” she said, a bit more loudly than her usual over Dash’s cries. “Sorry,” I said. “I’ll, haa, make it up to you later, haa!” Fluttershy smiled warmly as Dash screamed in another orgasm. “I certainly hope so,” she said. Author's Note And we're back! Sorry for the delay! Well, Shepherd has gotten even more sidetracked! Will he get back on task in order to find Princess Twilight to sort this mess out? She certainly hopes so. Finale I looked between the two princesses. One of the Sun, one of the Moon. As much as Fluttershy is still the most beautiful pony-turned human I have seen, I love her. Objectively speaking, human alicorns are walking perfection. I hope I never see Princess Cadence in human form. I don’t know if I could take seeing the personification of love. “So…” I said, both eager and slightly nervous. “Who’s going first?” “First?” Luna asked with a grin. “No need to take turns. You don’t mind if I sit on your face, do you, Shepard?” Celestia smiled at her sister. “Most kind. That will leave me the best seat in the house.” Twilight and I let out almost simultaneous little whines, and I looked at her. While at first I had thought she looked practically perfect- and ye gods were alicorns perfect- there were signs that something was off. Her hair was a bit fussed. She was biting her lip. Her fists were clenched, and she was rubbing her thighs together ever so slowly. “Since she’s been such a naughty princess, we’ve let her watch, but her punishment is that she hasn’t been able to orgasm all day,” Luna explained, noticing my stare. I blinked. “Oh. That’s cruel and unusual. And much better than anything I could have come up with,” I smiled back at Luna. Twilight gave me a glare that was somewhat ruined by how hard she was biting her lower lip. “I’ve been watching all day, Shepard. Once you’ve satisfied them, I’ve got full reign with you. I’m going to ride you so long that we both chafe. You’re going to slam me against the wall. I’m going to give you a literal flying fuck. We’re going to try every position in the Ties that Bind and every one invented since and a few that we’ll make up as we go. I’m going to invent a temporal spell that steals your future sperm so that you will never run out, and then I’m going to empty your balls despite that. By the time we’re finished, I’ll have cups of your cum flowing out of all of my orifices, and we’ll both be so numb with endorphins and serotonin that we’ll barely be coherent.” Oh dear. I looked beseechingly at the royal sisters. “Don’t worry. We’ll keep you alive and well,” Celestia said. “Shall we set his ardor aflame like in the old days, Sister?” Luna asked coquettishly. She looked deeply into her sister’s eyes, and licked her lips, before she leaned in to kiss her. I watched as the living embodiments of celestial bodies started nibbling each other’s lips before Celestia’s mouth opened wide enough for Luna’s tongue to slip inside. Celestia’s hands slid down Luna’s wings, down her back and around to her front, cupping her generous breasts and inducing a low moan from them both. Yeah. My brain just kind of shut down. “Always works,” Celestia giggled. Luna turned her head to look me over, spotting my erection. “Is that all it took? I had hoped we’d need to do a bit more.” Her large grin suggested she wasn’t too disappointed. I felt myself lifted up and floating over the bed. Celestia’s horn glowed softly, and I dropped a foot to land on my back onto a luxuriously soft and decadent mattress. My view of the room was cut off as Luna sat on my chest, legs straddling me on either side. My eyes slowly tracked up her body- I could see the top of her vulva hiding her clit. An inch above, slightly iridescent hair that shifted between ebony dark and shades of purple when you looked at it from different angles and was trimmed into a crescent moon. Then a stretch of taught stomach before perfect, heavy breasts with just enough sag so that her nipples pointed straight out rather than up. “Twilight says you know how to use your mouth. I’ll trust her judgment since she’s been watching you all day.” My hands wrapped around her ass, my fingers grabbing hold, and I pulled her forwards, over my chin, until my nose was being tickled by her pubes. She tasted appropriately divine. But my attention was distracted as a hot, wet sheath engulfed my cock. I moaned into Luna, who grinned and ground her pussy against my lips. “I’ll need all your attention up here. Celestia will take care of things back there.” Of that I had no doubt. Spike woke suddenly. He blinked and remembered how he had spent the night. There were no words… Other than that he fucked Rarity so hard, they broke the bed. Then kept going. “Okay that happened.” He blinked again and looked at himself. “Oh. I’m back to normal.” He realized while he was a dragon again, Rarity was still human and his head was now nuzzled against her bosom. Definitely worse ways to wake up. “Well. It was nice while he lasted,” he quietly muttered trying to not wake the resting beauty. Spike started to slip from the ruins of Rarity’s bed. He was off the wreckage, and about to head for the door when she spoke. “Just where do you think you’re going, lover?” Spike froze. He turned back to Rarity, but wasn’t able to meet her gaze. Her nudity made that simple. “Uhhhh, well I’m back to normal so I figured you were done with me. I didn’t want to be a bother so I thought I’d leave before you woke. Obviously that didn’t work,” Spike tore his eyes away from her breasts to focus on the ceiling. How could he believe she’d ever want him as he really was? “Oh my dear dear Spikey Wikey. I am nowhere near done with you. I’m actually glad you returned to normal.” She purred as her hand moved down his belly to his groin and began rubbing his dragonhood awake. “Wait, what?” Spike asked, quite intelligently. “I had hoped to be able to take you as a dragon, but was afraid the spell would wear off on us both at the same time. This is perfect though,” she explained as his erection grew in her hands. “So, I hope this is for me?” Before Spike could reply, she wrapped her lips around his shaft and dove forward until her lips rested against the scales of his groin. His erection sprang to full size, filling her mouth with hot dragon meat. Spike grit his teeth and clenched his hands, all his willpower focused on not grabbing her head. Rarity snorted, and he felt her hands grab hold of his and place them in her hair. His small talons slid between her hair and gingerly but firmly took hold of her head. Rarity slid back, his cock sliding over her tongue until it slipped out of her mouth. Three words. “Use me, Spike.” His hips slammed forward, pulling her head up against his belly. She choked around his cock, and he pulled back, worried. Rarity took a quick gulp of air before grabbing his ass and pulling herself back down on his rod again. Spike gasped as the head of his cock slid back into her throat. This time she didn’t choke, and he fucked her face until spit ran down her chin and all over her breasts. “Oh god, Rarity! I’m going to cum!” Before he could erupt, she knocked his hands off her head and pulled back, bringing his face up until she could slide it between her breasts. “Now now… Let’s not end this encore so soon, hmm~? I think you want to put it somewhere else, hmm?” Spike, without hesitation, opened wide and suckled her nipples, just teasing them with his sharp teeth. Rarity lit up and moaned in pleasure. “Yes! My dragon. Just like that. Your tongue too! I want you to come over, do this to me anytime you want! My dragon, coming to claim his treasure, whenever he wants-AHN! Yes, taking me!” Spike growled. “You’re my treasure? To take as I wish?” “Yes!” He didn’t stop sucking her breasts, but his tail curled up off the ground, the end of it sliding up against her pussy. “Spike?” Rarity asked. “I want to make my treasure feel good,” he said. His tail slid inside. He could feel Rarity stiffen and let out a little breath. “Too much?” He asked, nervously. Rarity shook her head. “Don’t move.” Spike followed directions, and Rarity reached down and grabbed his tail. She slowly pushed it further into herself, fractions of an inch each second until Spike felt something tickle the tip of his tail. “You can go in up to there,” Rarity panted. “We’ll have to experiment after I’m a pony again.” The idea of sex with Rarity as she normally looked gave Spike renewed energy. He slid his tail out and smiled at the noises Rarity made, which doubled in volume as he slid it back in again. “Yes, keep doing that Spike!” He licked and nibbled her nipples as his tail railed his beautiful treasure relentlessly until she was letting out a near continuous whine. “Stop, I’m going to cum. Fuck me Spike!” He paused for a moment, tempted to watch her cum all over his tail, but shook his head with a grin and repositioned his body to penetrate his Rarity. “Rarity… Oh…!” He eased his still erect penis into her. “Not exactly how I expected my first time as a drake to go.” “I hope you’re not disappointed?” “No way!” Neither one spoke more as Spike drove himself in and out of her, his cock following the same trail as his tail, but hitting all different buttons inside as the ridges and bumps stretched her out in glorious ways. “Are you ready?” Rarity asked. “I was almost there, and you feel so good!” “Cum for me,” Spike nodded. Rarity bit her lip. “Rub my clit,” she whispered. His hand barely touched it when she moaned and clenched up around him. That was all it took, and he groaned as his muscles tightened up and he started flooding her with his seed. A few minutes later they had both recovered. “My word, darling, I didn’t think you had that much left in you!” Spike chuckled. “Yesterday I must have given you all of my human… love. Even so, this is a bit… much.” “Don’t be embarrassed, it’s amazing.” Rarity ran fingers over his face. “Well then. I guess I had better make sure you don’t get backed up so far again. You’ll need to come claim me pretty often.” “Don’t worry, I will!” Spike grinned. “Please… Never doubt my love again,” Rarity said, “I’ve wanted to do this with you for so long.” “H-How long?” Spike asked. “... Since you seized me in giant form,” Rarity admitted, red coloring her pale cheeks. “Wha- Really?!” “A mare doesn’t forget being seized and carried off like a prize,” Rarity said, winking. “So you-” “I wanted you to… To grow up a bit, first,” Rarity flushed. “Though, I did wonder if you’d still want me.” Spike grinned. “And now?” Rarity smirked, and squeezed herself around him. “What do you think, darling~?” “Mmm…” Spike nuzzled her. Rarity sighed deeply as Spike’s length started to grow inside of her again. “That said… You really do have incredible stamina. I’m not sure I’ll be enough.” Spike slowly continued to enjoy her depths, but kept his eyes locked on hers. “You will always be more than enough for me.” Rarity began to coo as he continued his love making. “Yes, keep that pace, yes just like that! Ahh… You mean you wouldn’t want a herd like Shepherd’s? Like if, ha, Gabby were to approach you?” This brought Spike to a halt. “Gabby? What? I mean, we’re just friends.” Rarity gave him a playful pout. “Oh Spikey… Surely you wouldn't deny her the chance if it presented itself?” “Not without running it by you. I mean… “ Her hand pressed against his mouth, silencing him. “Spike, perhaps this is a conversation for later. I do want you to get back to…” Her legs suddenly wrapped around his waist, pulling the dragon back in. “Making sweet love to me?” “As you wish” Spike smiled, and went back to work. Though, for a moment, he did wonder about the others… I was vaguely aware I was in a hospital. I’d been there a couple of times, after all. Hard not to recognize the white ceiling and smell of disinfectants. I felt rather numb all over, from what I realized were probably pain relieving potions. Yeah, I was very familiar with those, too. “He’s waking up!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully. I looked up, blinking my eyes several times. It allowed me to resolve the face of my pink haired paramour. The still very human face of my pinked haired paramour. I looked beyond Pinkie: Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Ivory Scroll, Starlight Glimmer, Maude, Applejack, Celestia and Luna were all there. Nurse Redheart, still in her own attractive humanoid form, was checking my vitals. “So… I’m not dead?” I asked. “Of course you’re not dead, stupid,” Dash laughed, pressing on my leg gently. “Though geez, you got close!” “Not that close,” Twilight said with a blush. “Perhaps a bit too close, ahem,” Celestia mumbled. “Sorry,” Luna said, wincing. “Stupid, reckless human,” Redheart huffed. She shot a deadly glare at me. “You snapped your clavicle!” “I needed to reach Celestia’s-” “Don’t finish that,” Celestia said, with a frown that was threatening to break into laughter. “Abrasions over sixty percent of your body!” “The carpet wasn’t as soft as it looked. You might want to see about that,” I commented to the royalty. “Noted,” Luna stated. “Your pelvis is broken in three places!” “Go big, or go home, right?” “Mm, yes, you certainly did that,” Luna teased gently. “Five broken ribs!” “That was a bit over the top,” I winced. That stunt had ended things, unless I had a concussion as well, and had forgotten something. I blinked and looked around for a clock. “I thought Human Day was over? Why are you all still in human form?” I asked. “Ah, well,” Celestia blushed, as did the rest of the girls. Save for Redheart, who just shook her head. “Turns out that everyone’s cycle was set to the same by the transformation spell,” Redheart stated. “And now, they can’t change back.” I blinked. I blinked again. “Because…?” I prompted. I mean, I was probably legally high on pain potions. “Because you got us all preggers!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully. More silence. Everypony (well, one) was still blushing, pleased. I weakly threw a fist up into the air. “Humans! Are! Superior!” I cried, even as my body screamed how bad an idea this was via pain. Redheart pushed my arm down with a scowl. “Stop that! You’re still recovering!” Dash scowled. “Well that’s a lame reaction,” she grumbled. “Wait what?!” Ivory Scroll and Fluttershy gasped. “Actually,” Twilight interjected, “turns out the spell duration is a bit variable, and it lasts for most everypony longer than a day, Dash’s little practical joke aside.” “So… I’m not pregnant?” Fluttershy asked, looking heartbroken. “Oh! Well, uh, that’s good,” Starlight said, “it would make my work a little more difficult.” “No need to rush,” Applejack said, winking at me… And smacking the back of Dash’s head. “OW! Hey!” Dash looked over at me, and shrugged, “what? I can’t get pregnant now! I just became a Wonderbolt! Uh… No offense!” “None taken,” I said dryly. “Hm. Shame,” Maud stated, staring intently at me. “My boobs could have gotten sooo much bigger!” Pinkie whined. “We know your pain, Pinkie Pie,” Luna said, gazing at me with some longing. Celestia chuckled, and patted her sister’s shoulder. “Now now, sister, he had no complaints last night.” “Sister!” Luna gasped, scandalized. “Oh, uh, what a relief!” Ivory Scroll said awkwardly, fanning her face. “Um, no offense Shepherd. None at all! I just… being human for a day or so was fantastic. But being stuck for a year?” I blinked, then realized. “Oh, humans only take nine months. But I get your point.” Dash, being kind, gently pushed Fluttershy up next to me. Close enough I could reach out and take her hand. She looked up at me, tears shining in her beautiful eyes. “We can try it again,” I said gently, a radiant smile on my face. One she soon joined, as she began to cry harder. She hugged me tightly, and I winced. “Ribs, ribs…!” “Oh-oh sorry! Sorry!” Fluttershy apologized. “I uh… Oh my… I-I mean…” She looked nervously up at Twilight. But the alicorn-turned-human smiled gently. “We’ll work it out, everypony,” she said, “but for now? Let’s just let Shepherd recuperate.” “Thank you!” Nurse Redheart growled. She rolled her eyes as she began to usher the mares out of my hospital room. Fluttershy held onto my hand, reluctant to let me go. I couldn’t help feeling the same, despite… How I was feeling. Applejack just squeezed my good shoulder before departing, despite Redheart’s glare. Maud just kept staring intensely. Yeah, I was going to have to talk to her too, after this. Maybe Starlight too, as she headed out with a lingering glance. The Mayor wouldn’t even look me in the eyes. I hoped out of awkwardness rather than regret. Twilight followed Fluttershy out, whispering something to her that seemed to cheer her up. I hoped that wasn’t a worrying sign. Redheart shook her head, rolling her eyes at me. “You are just unbelievable sometimes,” she sighed. “Sometimes?” I quipped. I regretted it as she poked me in the ribs. “OW! What happened to first, do no harm?!” “That oath didn’t include humans,” Redheart sniffed, as she headed out. “It totally does!” I called after her. She shut the door behind her, and I leaned back. Twilight hoved into view, looking a bit guilty. I blinked. “Huh? How’d you-?” “Just a simple illusion spell,” she said, “enough to fool Redheart… And the Princesses didn’t mind.” She gave me a sour expression. “Especially since I didn’t get my turn,” she stated, annoyance grinding through the air like ominous nails on a chalkboard. I winced. “Ah…Well… I mean… Er…” At my nervous expression, Twilight’s ire was replaced with anxiety. “O-Oh! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean-I’m not mad at you! I mean, er… They didn’t take it easy on you, did they?” “No,” I managed. Twilight leaned in and hugged me, magic gently surrounding me. It was comforting like a blanket and yet far more reaching. She nuzzled me. “I just wanted you to… To feel like you were home,” Twilight said softly, “and to show just how much we all care for you.” I pulled her into the bed, making her squeal. I winced and grit my teeth, trying to let the pain pass without screaming. That would just ruin the moment. “I am,” I said softly. I gently kissed her forehead, right under her horn. She flushed deeply, and it pleased me in some kind of emotional, primal way. “Good,” Twilight said, snuggling up to me, “because the moment you’re all healed?” Her eyes glowed, and I felt the power of her incredible, primal love and lust for me. A vision of a future filled with sex, joy, sex, a happy family, sex, and… Well you get the idea. “You. Are. Mine.” She gripped my arms with inhuman strength. It was very painful for all my injuries… But I still smiled. “I’m looking forward to it,” I gritted out, genuinely happy. For a holiday not about me? It was definitely making me feel like the star attraction. Meanwhile, in the Crystal Empire… Sunburst was marveling at his hands. Truly, humanity was blessed! To have such nimble, dextrous digits! To so easily manipulate things without a thought! He was so intent on his study, even as he walked through the palace, that he was unaware of where he was until he heard a door open. He looked down to see the blue haired, well muscled form of Prince Shining Armor, crawling on the crystal floor. He looked pale, and a bit thin. “Your Highness, are you all right?” Sunburst asked in concern. Shining looked up, and reached one of his hands out towards the magical tutor. “Sunburst… I need… Help…!” “What can I help you with, Your Highness?” Sunburst asked… Just as he heard leather clad boots on the floor. He looked up. His glasses slid down his face as he blushed. “Ah… Your Majesty…” Princess Cadance grinned at him, tall, curvy, and very nearly naked in her beautiful human form. She held up a whip, and cracked it ominously. “Now now, Shiny, you aren’t leaving your beloved wife now, are you?” She asked. “We’re only halfway through round 58!” “Sunburst… Please…” Shining asked. “Y-Yes, My Prince?” “... Tag in!” Shining cried. Sunburst stared at Shining. He stared at Cadance. His eyes rolled back into his head, as he fainted dead away onto the floor. Cadance giggled, as she helped her grinning husband up. “You were right,” Shining said, kissing his wife’s cheek, “this is more fun in human form.” “Told you! Now,” Cadence cracked her whip, “onto round 58! And… Bring Sunburst in with us.” “He’ll faint again.” “We’ll get him to loosen up, one way or another…” THE END Author's Note Took me a few years, and a lot of help from my friends Stonebrow and Fusionblaster, but here it is! FINISHED! (Save for maybe a few epilogue codas or something else smutty). Eight A little over an hour later, Fluttershy’s house stank of sex and sweat. I lay on the floor, my face and groin slick with fluids as I sucked long deep breaths into my lungs. Dash and Fluttershy were lying next to each other on the bed. We’d moved to the bedroom eventually after breaking the couch so that we’d have enough room. I made a note to repair the couch for Fluttershy sometime next week, once I could move again, of course. The girls were worn out, and between the two of them, so was I, even with semi-magic sex crystals helping me out. Even after all of the crazy sex I’d had today, having a threesome with Fluttershy and Rainbowdash was… special. It wasn’t just the threesome, though we’d switched positions and partners many times, and I’d managed to fill both girls with more cum than I’d thought possible for a human to make in a week, let alone a day. Technically, plowing Pinky as she sucked my cum out of her sister counted, and I’d take that memory with me to the grave. Which, let’s be honest, might be closer than I think. If I were honest with myself, it was probably that I was in love with Fluttershy. I loved all the girls, in various ways, not least of which was deep friendship. I was broken out of my half asleep musing when Fluttershy called my name softly. I pulled myself up on my knees, and crawled around the bed to her, exhausted. She rolled over to face me, and cupped my head. “I know Human Day will be over soon, but I was hoping…” she bit her lip and blushed, but pressed on. “I was hoping we could find out if… um… humans and ponies can…” She finally stopped, too shy to continue. She took a deep breath and said, “Or maybe Twilight could turn you into a stallion? Not permanently of course!” She had finally come out and addressed the elephant in the room. Both of us wanted to be together, but a cross species relationship- it was peculiar even in Equestria, and the subject of jokes and courtroom hearings back on Earth. My tongue felt like lead in my mouth, but I forced it to move. “We’ll talk to Twilight about it, OK? And… I’m not opposed to either, or both, but- I need to think about it before I say yes. I don’t want to lie to you.” I gave her a friendly nuzzle, and despite what we’d been up to for the last hour, she blushed cutely. Fluttershy smiled slightly and nodded. “Thank you, Shepard.” She closed her eyes, and I watched her breathing change to a steady pace. I dragged myself to my feet, and pulled a sheet up over the girls before heading down stairs, and slugging back a large glass of water. Finally I pulled a sofa cushion free from the mess we’d made of it, and curled up on the floor, not wanting to wake the girls, even though I was sure they’d want me in bed. I woke up as I was being lowered into warm water. Not expecting this, and being half asleep, I panicked slightly. “Wha?!” I splashed at the water haphazardly until I realized I was in a metal bathtub. “Calm down, Shepard. I’m just giving you a bath. You really needed one.” I did calm down, as I recognized the voice. It was Applejack. I looked around and realized I was in a barn. A few more seconds and I recognized it as the Apple family barn, which made sense. I didn’t see her, but her voice had been from behind me. “Hey, Applejack. How’d I get here?” I asked. “Not that it’s not nice to see you, but I’m pretty sure I was at Fluttershy’s home.” “You were.” She walked into view with a bucket of water, and poured it into the bath, raising the water level. It was deliciously warm, and I let out a slow moan of appreciation. Then I took in the sight of Applejack. She wasn’t naked, surprisingly. It looked like she’d taken some tarpaulin or something and made a rudimentary set of overalls. It was covered in several stains already, and I could imagine why she’d need clothes working as hard as she did on the farm. I hoped Rarity never saw this, as she’d take it as an affront to fashion, but it was clearly a minimalist, functional garment. It was also fairly tight all over, and was barely holding her chest in. Applejack saw me looking and smiled. “I don’t have Rarity’s skill, but I don’t think it’s too bad for something I rigged up in half an hour. Or were you looking at what’s underneath?” “Both,” I admitted. “Good. You’re clearly exhausted. I carried you here from Fluttershy’s and you didn’t wake up even once. You stay there and enjoy the bath. I’m getting you some food, and once you’ve eaten, then maybe I’ll slip out of this and join you in getting wet?” My eyes danced over her lean, muscular physique, hidden to me, but all the more enticing. It was clear what she wanted. “That sounds excellent, but as much as the spirit is willing, and believe me, Applejack, I’m very willing, the flesh is…” I let out a sigh. “Weak. I can’t make any promises. You saw what those two did to me. I don’t know if I can get it up again.” Applejack didn’t seem discouraged. “How about after you eat,” she rubbed the crotch of her overalls, “I find you some dessert to munch on? Then we’ll see how you feel after that?” I grinned. “That sounds like a plan.” Fifteen minutes later, I was being served mac and cheese alongside a bowl of some kind of spicy lentil stew and a small salad. Applejack made me stay in the bath, and occasionally scooped out a bucket of water to replace it with a fresh, hot bucket. She did all this with a pronounced sway to her hips, and plenty of bending over farther than really necessary. I could see all the way down to her stomach between her breasts, and her toned ass was pressing against the fabric with each step. It was a kind of subtle sensuality that I honestly didn’t associate with the hard working farm pony. It made her seem more… Sophisticated. “Feeling better?” She asked, now behind me. She placed her hands on my shoulders, and began to rub them. I groaned softly, and leaned back into her touch. My head rested between her large, firm breasts. It was erotic but also very comforting. “Much,” I admitted with a soft sigh. “You know, you’re not normally this… Pampering.” “Sure ah am,” Applejack chuckled, making her boobs shake pleasantly against my head, “you jest don’t appreciate it as much when ah ain’t human.” “I do appreciate it,” I responded, “just… Differently.” I looked up into her eyes, as she smiled down on me. “Things are going to be very different around here after today.” “Sure are,” she confirmed, digging her thumbs in and loosening my shoulders. I sighed quietly. Applejack tilted her head. “Scared?” She asked. “A little,” I admitted. I looked up at her and smiled broadly, “but I’m happy too. It’s hard to explain. Honestly though, I don’t get why you’re so chill about all this.” Applejack chuckled softly, and cuddled me from behind. “Well, cause ah reckon you’ll need a mare who can herd this herd o’ crazy,” she said softly, “and ah reckon ah’ll be a good fit fer the job.” “Hmph, everyone underestimates the farm pony’s cunning,” I responded, pulling her down into the bath. She pulled off her overalls, and calmly set her hat down on a table nearby. She then tied up her blonde hair in a red handkerchief, with white polkadots. Honestly, it made her look hotter. And she probably knew it. Sun kissed tanned skin, with freckles on her shoulders. Firm, round breasts, that I took in hand and began to kiss and suckle as she settled in my lap. Firm abs, which I gave attention to with my hands as she pressed her tits around my face. She kept her hands going though, rubbing my shoulders and chest. This gentle warmth rallied my cock, who stood at attention. A little TLC and I was raring to go again, too. My hands kept going, grasping her round, firm bottom. I returned the favor, massaging her ass. She moaned appreciatively, but the wonderful scent of her arousal and her sighs indicated her impatience. Her puffy pussy lips were wet and glistening. I looked up at her coyly, and a pleasant blush fell on her cheeks. “How long were you watching~?” I asked. “Long enough,” Applejack chuckled, still rubbing my shoulders, “now relax… Lemme handle this~.” She sucked in a deep breath and slid her pussy down onto my cock. She may have been human right now, but apparently she retained her equine vaginal control because her muscles squeezed me. I let out a soft gasp as she took me in, slowly, her muscles massaging around my dick. Applejack bit her lower lip, and embraced me tightly. Her breasts were crushed against my chest, and I hugged her back. I looked up and pulled her into a kiss, as we sat together, connected. Her pussy fluttered around me, and she stifled a soft cry against my lips as she came. I cupped her cheek as I deepened the kiss, and she moaned again as she smothered me in her embrace. “Hnnn…” We just sat like that for a while, basking in eachother’s warmth and the heat of the bath. We explored each other gently, fingers trailing over each other’s bodies. It was deeply relaxing. Not worse than the frantic sex I’d been experiencing up to this point, but different. And very nice. We began to move slowly. Applejack’s strong, gorgeous legs pushed her up, and she lowered herself down, driving me in deeply. I pushed up with my hips, slipping harder up into her tight, welcoming sex. She would stop every now and again, and I’d eagerly suckle on her breasts or kiss and lick between them, as she reached down to fondle my balls or massage my thighs. I got close to orgasm a few times, but Applejack seemed to sense it… And would slow down, or stop entirely. After the third time, I groaned in annoyance. She grinned softly, though her smugness was diminished by the red on her cheeks and the contractions around my cock. “Haa… Haa… Say please~,” she crooned in my ear. I groaned again, and gripped her hips tightly. “Seriously?” I growled. I rammed up into her, turning her grin into an open mouthed gasp. “Uhn!” She managed another chuckle, though it was strained. “Well… Yer gonna have a herd after this,” she murmured, “you up to it?” “I think the gaping, cum filled pussies left in my wake speak for themselves,” I growled back, annoyed. I slapped her ass, and she gasped happily. She squeezed around me again. “Ahn… But mine’s powerful empty right now,” she crooned softly, grinding her nipples against my bare chest, “ain’tcha gonna fix that~? Or do ya need a few more tries t’ take the hint~?” Applejack was a tease. Goddamnit, she was a tease. I’d learned so much about everypony today. I found strength in my legs, and lifted her up in my arms, most of her weight settling on my cock. She gasped happily, wrapping her arms around my shoulders. I pushed her right up, and slammed her back down with a meaty, wet slap. My balance wasn’t perfect, but it was enough to keep us upright as I proceeded to slam fuck her up and down. I bent my knees to keep us stable, and to thrust up harder into her slick tightness. “UWAH! AHH! AHHN! AHNN! AHNN!” Applejack cried, her breasts bouncing into my face as I rammed her up and down. Her hair stayed up in her handkerchief, but was all over her sweaty face. I grit my teeth, and had a sudden, feral and stupid idea as I spied her hat on the side table. I paused, letting her tremble against me. I reached out, seized her hat, and put it on my head. She gasped in shock, eyes narrowing in challenge. “You… Cain’t… Have that… Without… Earnin’ it…!” She gasped out. I found a grin on my face as I pushed her onto her back in the tub, braced against the other rim. I held up her hips and she thrust them forward as I pounded her against the metal. The tub groaned with each thrust, as Applejack held on for dear life. Applejack was a pony strong enough to knock a house down with a kick, but in my arms, she felt as weak and delicate as a flower. And by her cries, she knew it too… And enjoyed it. “Yes yes yessss~! AHHHN!” She cried, another orgasm blasting through her. I gave it my all in a last ditch effort to bust my nut. Again. Like I had with so many other mares today. Yet… Our closeness gave me reason to slow down a bit. I held her more tenderly, and nuzzled her neck. She looked at me in some confusion, as I slowed my thrusts. “You… You ain’t gonna tease me back, are ya?” She asked. “Nah,” I murmured, “just something to say...” “Wha…?” Applejack asked. I put my lips on her ear and whispered: “I want you to have my foal.” Applejack’s face turned an even darker red. She let out a soft gasp as I shifted up deeper inside her, and fluid squirted around my cock buried in her pussy. I rolled my hips and pounded away, still hard, but not as frantic. She wrapped her strong legs around me and kissed my neck with a soft, feminine coo… Which was it for me, as I groaned her name and let loose my seed. The magic must have been working overtime, as it felt bigger than the other loads I’d shot into and onto several mares-turned-girls that day. Applejack held me tightly, panting quietly as she planted happy kisses all over my throat. I kissed her back just as warmly, “Haaa…” She sighed happily, “that.. That was… Wow…” “Mmm,” I murmured, kissing her ear, “yeah… You’re not the only one.. With soft power…” As comfortable as we were, I guess she couldn’t avoid some of her natural competitiveness. Which was fine: It was something I really liked about her. Applejack chuckled as we lounged in the cooling bath. She cuddled with me, and reached down to give my cock some gentle strokes. “Yeah… Though ah’d promised that to Fluttershy,” she murmured back. “First foal.” “Ugh… You guys… Planned this?” I muttered. Applejack chuckled and kissed my cheek. “We planned around you, sugarcube.” She went down on me, and I moaned and tangled my hands in her hair and along her sleek back as she blew me expertly. I came again in her mouth in almost no time, and she swallowed it all. She cleaned me up with her tongue, and grinned up at me with some of my cum on her tongue. Which she then swallowed, with a wink. My dick shot back up to full strength, and I had her again. This time, pounding her tight little pussy from behind as she neighed like a mare in heat. After I came in her, I fucked her face for a while before letting her ride me like a cowgirl. Then another position, and then another. It wasn’t the same savage primal heat as fucking the Pie sisters or plowing Fluttershy and Dash, but it was just as intimate and deep. And rather than draining me, it seemed to rejuvenate my body, mind and spirit. I cuddled with her on some hay, as the bath had long since gone cold, as she murmured sweet nothings into my ears and cuddled back. “Hey,” said a familiar voice. I looked up, eyes widening. It was Twilight Sparkle all right. She looked drop dead gorgeous in human form-High, proud breasts with barely any sag, wide hips, perfectly trimmed pubic hair, and a gentle, warm face. Her wings were spread behind her as she walked up to me, a sway in those hips. Her skin was light purpose and smooth, a beautiful contrast with her dark purple and pink hair. “... And where the hell have you been all day?” I demanded, without any rancor. I was even smiling back. Twilight leaned over and rested a hand on my chest. “There were a lot of participants for ‘Be a Human Day’, and I had to tend to them all,” she said. She then blushed, “that and I wanted to see how you did.” “Naughty, nerdy voyeur,” I accused, “I knew it. You perverted mad scientist.” Twilight giggled, and laid down next to me. I wrapped an arm around her waist, and pulled her close. “Guilty as charged,” she admitted. “Princess Celestia wasn’t very pleased with me. Even though I thought I was being very generous.” “Well, tell her I will happily punish you,” I growled, grabbing a handful of her thick ass to make her squeal, “and I’ll do it over and over, as many times as it takes.” “Mmm,” Twilight sighed, and nuzzled me back. She then sighed, and stood up. I looked up at her in confusion. She looked contrite, though she blushed hard. “Well, about that,” she said, tapping her fingers together, “since I’ve been, um… Watching you all day, uh, for science-” “Of course,” I deadpanned. “Princess Celestia and Luna demand that I observe one last… Session involving you, before I get any relief,” she said. She bowed her head. “Sorry for that, by the way.” “You’re forgiven,” I said. I nuzzled Applejack once more, as she fell asleep. I stood up, and Twilight magicked up a blanket to cover her with. “So… Who do I do as part of your punishment?” Her eyes and horn flashed with light, and we reappeared back in her castle. This time, in her bedroom. Two regal, tall, and beautiful women with horns and wings sat on the large bed. One had long, aurora-like hair, tanned skin, and kind eyes with white feathers. The other was pale, with midnight sky-like hair, and hungry eyes with dark blue feathers. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. “It is good to see you again, Ser Shepherd,” Luna said, blushing hard, “we have been waiting.” “It’s good for Twilight to expand the boundaries of knowledge, but she should do it in a more responsible way,” Celestia added, “after all,” and here her eyes flashed with sensual mischief, “this day has been quite a trial for you, has it not? Perhaps you would appreciate some aid.” I nodded very slowly. True, at the start of this day I was annoyed and worried. And disgusted. But now, I was much more mellow and forgiving. And hey: When you get laid this much, you learn to go with the flow if it leads to more sexy times. “I agree, Your Majesties,” I said. “Shall we begin?” Author's Note Took us a while, and I got a lot of help from friends, but... We're back in business!
OneBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. •••••••••• There are days in this colorful pony dominated world of magic I ask myself “Why didn’t I just become a layabout?” I mean, helping to save Equestria from Nightmare Moon, Discord, AND Chrysalis got me a knighthood and a nice stipend. More than enough for my small house and the rest of my living expenses. I literally didn’t need to work if I didn’t want to! The simple truth is though, when I try to imagine myself sitting somewhere on a beach with nothing to do? I see my head exploding after about five minutes. I probably ought to get a hobby, but… the few I’d be interested in aren’t really viable here. I mean, I do shoot guns, work out, and read a lot, but most of that ends up being related to my job. In this case, as Royal Military Advisor to the Diarchy of Equestria (I need business cards, stat), I had gone on a week long review of the city of Manehattan and its defenses. As well as a brand spanking new military airship. Most of that involved wandering around with an entourage of very serious looking ponies. With me asking lots of questions that seemed common sense, but almost never failed to blow their minds. Like, “don’t you have ear protection for the gun crews?” “What?” “Ear protectio- are you being funny?” Everyone’s a wise guy. I know, I know. They’re herbivores, but still. You’d think some basics wouldn’t need pointing out! Then again, I try to imagine how prepared any human military would be after a thousand years of peace… And I realize that we’d probably be just as bad. Like, “Season 1 of The Next Generation Starfleet” bad. Complete with shitty pajama-like uniforms. At least they have healing spells as an excuse. Anyway, I’d finally finished my observations, written up my reports, and gotten on the first train back to Ponyville. I had been exhausted, but sleeping on anything moving has always been an impossibility for me. Planes, trains, or automobiles, it didn’t matter: I just couldn’t relax enough to sleep when I’m moving. So when I finally got back to Ponyville, I was basically the walking dead. I’d wandered the street lamp lit streets, slowly making my way home. If anyone had greeted me or said anything, I sure as hell didn’t register it. My brain was essentially set on autopilot. I managed to close the door, pull off most of my clothes, and dive into bed. My body was finally getting what it desperately needed, and if I had dreams, Luna must have been kind enough for me not to remember them. Apparently she pulls all sorts of Inception-like tricks to be able to spend as long as she needs in every dream. Honestly, it’s a wonder she didn’t go crazier sooner. I wasn’t complaining though. I got the kind of sleep you sometimes feel the need to brag about: You pressed your face so hard into the covers it left marks, you aren’t even a little groggy, and you don’t even struggle to get up. I had a smile on my face as I stretched, and even the sunlight coming through the blinds wasn’t irritating. I should have smelled eggs and bacon in an ideal world. Even Equestria isn’t that perfect though. Oh well. I got up and made my way to my bathroom. A quick shower, brushing my teeth, and getting dressed, and I headed for the kitchen. Coffee, I needed coffee... Knock Knock Ponies are really good at knocking. They don’t have door knockers. What would be the point? I sighed. Did I have enough time to make coffee before they knocked again? Knock Knock Nope. I grumbled and headed to the front door. I turned the handle, and pulled it open. “Yes, can I…” And any further words died in my throat. I like to think I’m pretty hard to surprise after all the things I’ve seen here. I’m always proved wrong sooner or later, but I suppose that’s the nature of surprises. “Letters for you!” I was not expecting a naked woman with a mail bag. A naked woman with gray wings, blonde hair, fair skin, and yellow eyes that were looking in opposite directions. She was built slim, with C-cup breasts high on her chest. Her hips were fairly wide though, and her belly was just a tiny bit saggy- Due to her being a mother, some small part of my brain was able to relate. “D-ditzy Doo?” I managed. The woman beamed, tilting her head adorably as she flapped her wings. It did very nice things to the rest of her anatomy, which my eyes stubbornly refused to part from. “Of course, who else would have your mail?” She smiled, holding it out. I didn’t take it. She leaned over and poked me in the stomach with the envelopes. I managed to take them, somehow. I hadn’t seen a human for a very long time. A naked woman in… I don’t even want to think about how long. “Oh! Right!” Ditzy said cheerfully. She spun around on one foot, her wings flapping. “How do I look?” “Huh?” I managed. Her cutie mark was emblazoned across her very toned ass, both cheeks. “As a human, I mean!” she inquired. She looked innocently curious, like we were just talking about the weather. “Lovely. Thanks for the mail,” I said stiffly. Yes, in every way that means, you perverts. “Aw, thanks!” she hopped up and wrapped me in a tight, happy hug. Ponies tend to be very, very physically affectionate, and Ditzy was no exception. Sometimes it could be annoying, but being the only one of your kind on an alien planet can get lonely. So I don’t mind it nearly as much as I might express it outloud. But a hug from a cute magic pegasus is… Very different from a hug from a naked woman. She backed out of the hug and stretched out her limbs, looking at them. “I kinda like being human. Not sure I’d want to do it all the time. Four legs are much more stable-” she raised one leg and immediately stumbled, twisting and falling back towards me. “Ooops!” I caught her from behind, and she looked up into my face. “See what I mean?” Supporting her weight with one arm wrapped around her torso, and one hand under a breast, I looked into her eyes. “Yes, I can see that might be difficult to adjust to. Do be careful.” Ditzy laughed, and waved her hand. “Everypony always tells me that!” She said cheerfully. “Hope you enjoy the rest of ‘Be a Human’ Day! I’ve got more mail to deliver.” “What?” I asked, low and deadly. She didn’t seem to notice my change in tone. Ditzy beamed happily at me. “Be a Human Day! It’s a holiday the mayor just declared! And anypony who wanted to try it, got transformed!” She explained. “I- what?” I couldn’t even decide where to start with the questions. “Really must go. I’m slower as a human. Especially with the two leggedness.” I let her go reluctantly. I needed information. Right. She readjusted her mailbag, and took off, doing more incredible things to her anatomy. “See you tomorrow, Shepherd!” I didn’t know what was going on, but there could only be one pony responsible for this. “Twilight Sparkle,” I growled. Okay, yes, I liked the neurotic friendship princess. But pulling this kind of shit on me? Without telling me?! Across the street, I saw a large, portly, hairy man emerge… without a stitch of clothing. He bent down to pick up his newspaper, and saw me. He stood up and waved his hand with a cheerful smile, framed by his beard! Which did unfortunate things to other parts of his anatomy. “Morning Shepherd! Nice to see you again!” My neighbor, Walter, called out. “Morning.” I said robotically, returning the wave. “Gotta tell ya, bowling has never been easier with these hands! And uh-What do you call these little doo dads?” He wriggled his fingers. “Fingers. I’ve always found them useful. Be a Human Day, right?” I asked. “Yeah, it’s a lot of fun, so far. Hope we get to do this every year.” He began stroking his beard. “Man… That is so satisfying!” “Glad you’re enjoying it,” I stated in as clipped a tone as I could do without being rude. “You’ll have to excuse me. I gotta go-” “Thank Princess Twilight? It was her idea, after all!” Walter said. “Yes. She needs a lot of thanks,” I replied, my suspicions now confirmed. Walter grinned and winked. “Well, hope you two enjoy it!” He called with a wave. “She looked mighty pretty in human form!” “I’m sure,” I growled, stalking down the street. Coffee, and breakfast, could wait. I didn’t need caffeine after a wake up call like this anyway. •••••••••• I wanted to dramatically throw open the doors and storm in with a dramatic shout. And since Princess Twilight didn’t keep guards that would frown upon that sort of thing, I did. “TWIIIIILIGHT!” I bellowed, my angry voice echoing down the tall, crystalline hallways. “GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!” A woman walked out into the hallway. Naked, with a rear that jiggled deliciously with every step and modest but nicely shaped breasts on her chest. Her purple and cyan hair waved behind her, as she strode casually towards me. “You bellowed, Shepherd?” Starlight Glimmer, apprentice to Twilight Sparkle and formerly an insane villain, asked dryly. I glowered. My relationship with Starlight Glimmer has always been… Difficult. The mare I had traded many verbal and physical blows with may not have been my enemy anymore. She may have been incredibly hot as a human, too. A friend, this did not make. Thankfully, the ongoing animosity made it easier to ignore… all her attributes. “I did. Where’s Twilight? I need to talk to her about this Human Day nonsense.” I explained. “She’s out and about, helping with more transformations and activities,” Starlight replied. She crossed her arms under her chest, and leaned a bit to accentuate the attributes I was trying to ignore. She was a fast learner, so I can only assume she’d figured out this made her look hotter. I sucked in a deep breath. “Of course she is,” I grumbled. “I don’t suppose you could point me in the right direction?” Starlight smirked. “Hm. I don’t know,” she said, almost playfully. “What incentive do I have for you to spoil her fun?” “Her fun? She never ran this by me! I found out when Ditzy Doo fell into me this morning!” I shouted. “Lucky boy,” she shrugged. “I suggested she might want to mention it, but you know what she’s like. I also think Pinkie wanted it to be a surprise?” Of course Pinkie would have a hoof in it. She leaned over a bit more, smirking dangerously. “Don’t you like surprises, Shepherd?” She simpered. “Sure do,” I shot back, “sadly the fact you have daddy issues and small breasts comes as a surprise to no one.” Starlight scowled, and stood up straight. She pushed her boobs up with her arms. “They aren’t that small!” She growled. “I’ve checked!” Wow, not a few hours as a human and she’s already defensive like one. Perhaps being too quick a learner can be a detriment at times. I brushed her poor retort off. “So can you tell me where Twilight is or not?” “Seriously?” Starlight asked in disbelief. “She goes to ALL this trouble, just for you, and you want to end it?” “I had to see Granny Smith naked!” I shouted. The image was seared into my brain, making my eye twitch as I relived it. “It’s creepy, and weird, and she didn’t ask my permission!” “Since when has she needed your permission to do anything?” Starlight demanded. “She’s a princess! You’re her knight!” “Fine, my input then! Has Pinkie ever insisted on a party you’d just rather not have?” This made Starlight pause. Everyone’s been the victim of a Pinkie party at an inconvenient time. She means well. She only wants to make people-er, ponies-happy. But at times she can go overboard. “Okay,” Starlight said slowly, “I can understand that. But still,” she said, “isn’t there anything that can make this experience…” She licked her lips. “Better?” I stared intensely at her. She gave me a shy little smile, and rolled her hips around. “Do you actually want to jump me, or is this some effect of being human?” I asked, one eyebrow raised, as I studied her. I’d gotten a lot more direct in the time I’d spent here. “I don’t know, you tell me,” Starlight stated. She practically slunk up to me, pressing her shoulder up against mine. She was still quite shorter than me as a human- Not as much as a pony, but I was still much bigger. I rolled my eyes. I snorted. “You’re not nearly as seductive as a human as you think you are.” She hesitated a moment, but continued. “You could teach me. Hands on?” “Yeah I think I’d better go,” I stated, turning to stalk out the doors. She wrapped her arms around my arm. “Wait! Wait, I was being serious!” She cried. “So was I.” I slid her arms off me and walked out the doors. This would be a problem for future Shepard to deal with. Present Shepard needed to find Twilight. The doors slammed shut. Oh right. She still had her magic telekinesis. I turned and glared at her. She offered a small smile. “Come on,” she said, “surely there’s something you’d like to do… With me?” She tilted her head, and turned around. She wiggled her bottom. “Or maybe even… to me?” I was pissed. And unfortunately, also aroused. Goddamnit… Focus, focus! I swung my hand and slapped her bottom. She yelped, and moaned. She looked over her shoulder, and smirked in triumph. “That all you got?” She asked, leaning back and wriggling her bottom again. I shook my head. “We’re both going to regret this. Maybe you won’t until you’re a pony again. I still think this is some effect of you being human.” “It’s not like I’m drunk. You’re not taking advantage of me. Maybe we can channel our mutual antagonism into something fun for once. Spank me again, you know you want to.” Parts of me really did want to. Whack “Hsss! Yes! Spank me, I deserve it!” I didn’t, instead grabbing hold of her ass cheek, not gently, and pulled it to the side so I could see her pussy. It was shining with wetness. Maybe this wasn’t some odd side effect of the spell. Ditzy hadn’t thrown herself at me… well, she had, but not like this. The idea Starlight Shimmer had been harboring carnal thoughts about me was both arousing and awkward, but with a handful of her ass, arousal was winning. I wrapped my other arm around her shoulders, and pulled her tightly against me. I ground up against her nice, round ass, and she gasped in aroused surprise. I could smell her- A spicy, musky, yet sweet aroma. She groaned, and my erection swelled against her in response. “Ohhh… These pheromones… They’re incredible,” she murmured. She trembled. “Mmm… And this skin! It’s so sensitive…!” It seemed like a cue for me to run my hands all over her body. And I did. Oh God, smooth, perfect skin. Warm and trembling and bare, and every sound she made from my touches filled up something long empty inside me. I yanked her up, and threw her over my shoulder. Her squeal was very satisfying, as I marched into the nearby Cutie Map room. I probably wasn’t thinking that straight myself, given the sudden flood of human pheromones, but I’d worry about that later. I planted Starlight facedown on the table, and she shivered. “Cold!” She protested. I yanked off my pants and boxers, and tossed aside my shirt before I pounced on her, pinning her body tightly onto the table from behind. She yelped, as I rubbed my rock hard cock up against her dripping wet entrance. She tried to lift herself up, but I pinned her down by her shoulders. She trembled again, not in cold, and pushed her hips up invitingly. I gave her another slap across her buttocks and she crooned. “Stop teasing!” She hissed. “Maybe I just like making you suffer,” I taunted back. “Maybe we’ve both gone without for way too long and you should just buck me already you stupid ape!” Starlight growled. I spanked her even harder for that, and she moaned in a mixture of bliss and impatience. Well, when she’s right, she’s right. I slammed into the first piece of human pussy I’ve gotten in years, and it is glorious. Warm, wet, and squeezing around me. Contracting hard, many times, as Starlight squeals and soaks the table in her juices. I’m feeling a bit light headed, but lucid enough to smirk. She’d just orgasmed. I did that. I made her cum on the first thrust. Which is about the last coherent thought I had before I pulled all the way out, save the tip, and rammed back in. Again, and again, and again, I pounded away like I was raping this bitchy former unicorn. And she ate it up, pushing her bouncy ass back to slam into my hips as my balls slapped against her clit on every entry. I reached up and yanked her hair back, making sure her cries echoed loud and clear through the castle as I abused her scalp. She shrieked loudly, our rutting so loud the lewd, squishy sounds were bouncing off every wall. The Cutie Mark Table shook as I gave it my all, ramming deep into her without the slightest concern for her pleasure or well being. I added hard slaps to her cutie mark-branded buttocks, turning her cheeks red as Starlight screamed in bliss. I felt her squeeze around me like a fist as another gush of juices rained down onto the floor and table in equal measure. She gasped desperately, now only letting out short, choked cries as her pussy choked on my cock. That word seemed to trigger an impulse-A savage one. I reached up and squeezed her throat-Not too hard, just hard enough to cut off her air for a moment-And she gushed all over me again. God she really was a complete freak. I leaned forward, the primal heat rushing through my veins, and I bit down on her shoulder, hard. I tasted the copper of her blood, and her cries of pain and pleasure rattled my eardrums. It was too much. Just too damn much! I erupted deep inside her, holding her tight against me by her throat and her pinned arms. I panted like a beast in her ear as I unloaded my seed into her belly-Three, four, five, six spurts. The magic of Equestria sure seemed to do a number on plenty of my systems, but all good ones. Good enough to fill her womb to the brim, and make Starlight’s belly bulge slightly. I felt a primal growl rumbled up, and I let it out. She whimpered happily, as I slowly pulled out of her. I let her go, and she flopped onto the table, panting softly. I caught my breath, and got my wits back. Shit. I’d fucked Starlight Glimmer like she owed me money and an apology. Both of which she did owe me. But she was basically asking for it, in every sense of the phrase. Judging from the happy smile on her unconscious face, she wasn’t regretting it. I guess I wasn’t either. Nope, no regret. I sighed. Maybe in the land of girly magic ponies, you just have to become manlier to compensate. I shook my head, and cleaned myself up as best I could. I pulled my clothes back on. I gave Starlight’s fine booty one last hard slap, enjoying the arousing jiggle it made and the soft moan from her sleeping form. No. I’d bang her again later. I still had business with Twilight. And if this was a civic holiday? I knew where to really start. Ponyville City Hall. •••••••••• Author's Note Written with help from a friend. If there is sufficient interest, I'll just keep going. Be warned though: The naked jokes have only just begun. EDIT: HOLY CRAP! Top of the featured list in one day?! Wow! Well, I'll definitely be writing more of this. Stay tuned!
Two•••••••••• The journey to City Hall from the gigantic, crystalline Friendship Castle wasn’t that long. It was, however, very distracting. It seems that a society without lots of mass transportation means that most individuals are going to be fit, because it was very difficult to find any fat people. Or obscenely skinny-Every mare turned woman was fit and toned, of various skin, hair and eye colors. And they were all pretty much naked. The men were a similar mixture, though a lot of them had thankfully gotten loincloths or some other kind of covering over their bits. One ancient geezer was wearing a kilt as he walked around. Guess they noticed how sensitive the human antenna actually is. Many of them greeted me happily on my way, and I tried very hard to not freak out as I went through this strange assemblage of not-quite-humanity. “Hey Shepherd!” Roseluck called, wearing a wreath of flowers around her neck that was partially supported by her firm, proud breasts, “how do I look as a human? Pretty nice, huh?” “Yes, very nice,” I managed as I passed by. She pouted after me, but I ignored it. I kept walking fast, despite the boner that was now flat out refusing to go down despite all the increasingly confusing stimuli it was getting through my brain. God I hope this doesn’t mean I’m whatever-sexual now. I had enough trouble just dealing with being attracted to sapient quadrupeds, I don’t need issues with my own species now! Ponyville City Hall came into sight, and I made a beeline for the double doors. A tall, graying man in an apron over a suit blocked my path, giving me a warm smile. I was able to relax slightly: Mister Rich had given me my first real paying jobs around Ponyville, after all. He was a decent guy. “Shepherd! Good to see you!” He said cheerfully. I managed a nod as I paused. “Mister Rich,” I said slowly, “good to see you too. I’m afraid I’m a bit busy-” “Off to thank the Princess?” Filthy Rich asked with a slight eyebrow waggle. “I’d like to shake her hoof-uh, hand, myself!” He held up his hands and beamed at his fingers as he wiggled them around. “These things are a Harmony send!” “Yes, well, good for you,” I replied. I tried to step around him, but he mirrored my movement to block my way. “Tartarus, the Mrs. is finally responding back,” he said, in a much lower tone. I raised both of my eyebrows. “Do tell,” I said wryly. Spoiled Rich definitely lived up to her name: She was the wife of Filthy Rich, the richest pony in town. She was arrogant, rude, demanding, and prejudiced-And those were her good qualities. She had actually tried many times to evict me from the town, saying as a predator, I was a potential threat and menace to children. Even after saving Equestria for, what, the sixth time? I got the cold shoulder. Not that I was going to cuckold a good friend and employer, but not even a thank you? But she apparently worked out enough to stay hot and MILFy, enough that many stallions could overlook her terrible personality to at least ogle her. I couldn't even get that far. Not even if she was human right now. Filthy nodded. “Yeah,” he said. “Speaking of, do you know any… Uh… Tricks with fingers that might… Make her happy?” He gave me a knowing smile. Pulling the trigger on a gun into her face. Not that I told him this. Instead, I sighed, and curled my fingers into a fist. I then partially uncurled my middle and index fingers into a slight claw. I thrust it forward, and rocked my hand up and down. I then extended my thumb and had it wave around in a circle. “Put them in her… And rub right underneath her clitoris,” I stated in a quiet, bland tone. “It’ll drive her crazy, guaranteed. Might take a little trial and error to hit the right spot though.” Filthy grinned, and nodded. He clapped a hand on my shoulder, which did nothing to make my soul stay in the hollow shell that was now my body after having to relate that. “Thank you Shepherd!” He cried. “I’m going to try it right now!” He ran off, though was soon accosted by other stallions in human form- Mister Cake, Ace Point (who thankfully was wearing tennis shorts, at least), Noteworthy, Lucky Clover, Dark Moon, Jack Hammer and others- All of whom began to ask questions, which Filthy was all too happy to answer with his very expressive hands. However, they soon began to look in my direction, obviously eager for more pointers on how to use their new digits. I’m sorry. … I’m not sorry. Before they could accost me, however, I’d made it into City Hall and shut the door behind me. I took a deep breath, and headed to the mayor’s office. The secretary was an Earth Mare turned busty brunette girl with red-rimmed glasses, who smiled happily and gestured to the door. “The Mayor’s been expecting you, Ser Shepherd!” She said cheerfully. I managed the briefest nod, and threw open the Mayor’s door. I stormed in, and shut it behind me. The Mayor’s tall chair was turned away from me as I stalked up to her desk. “Mayor, we need to talk! Twilight and I need to talk! And-!” The Mayor turned around, all smiles… And nothing else on her curvaceous, muscular body. Save for the green tie and white collar around her neck. Instead of her traditional floofy teal bow-tie, she had a long necktie that drew the eyes down as it slid between two large, bouncy looking tits. Her arms were firm and finely muscled. Her stomach was flat, her pubic region shaved clean. “Yes Shepherd? Talk about what?” She asked in her kindly voice. The Mayor had actually been one of the first ponies to genuinely welcome me, and had gone out of her way to befriend me. It may have been because we were both often the sane ones in the middle of chaos that came with the Elements of Harmony. She wasn’t just putting on an act- She was sincere, and kind. She was also very, very hot. Human form suited her perfectly. “Basically,” I began, getting my focus back, “this Being a Human Day- I would have liked to have been informed first!” Mayor Mare nodded, her breasts jiggling slightly as she shifted in her chair. I guess being an Earth pony beforehand had its advantages. “Oh! I’m sorry, did we do something wrong?” She asked. “Is the spell not right?” “I- no, the spell seems fine. That’s not the issue,” I groaned. “First of all, you’re all mostly naked.” “Well, we are more comfortable like this, Shepherd,” the Mayor said with a smile. “Though I admit, I wouldn’t want to go out into the snow like this.” “Yeah, but humans wear clothing for more reasons than temperature,” I explained, exasperated and angry. I forced myself to stay calm, I genuinely liked Mayor Mare, this wasn’t her fault. Entirely. “I’m always clothed in public for reasons. Human society isn’t... Look, having to see naked old people and naked males is just-just-!” “Disturbing?” The Mayor asked. She held up her arms and crossed them over her nipples modestly. “Is this better?” “No! You’re not disturbing looking,” I sighed. “It’s just that… For humans, being naked together usually requires a level of emotional intimacy that you don’t have with most people.” The Mayor covered her mouth. “Ohh… Oh! I think I see,” she said. “So, we’re not close enough emotionally to be naked with one another?” “I… Well…” I scratched the back of my head. Christ, why could I not be articulate today?! … Perhaps because my blood flow was constantly being redirected from my brain. The Mayor chuckled softly, and rose up from her seat. She walked around her desk, her hips swaying enticingly with every step. She walked right up to me, and wrapped her arms around my waist. She looked up at me with that warm, genuine smile of hers as she pressed her body against mine. “We could change that, if you’d like,” she said softly, squeezing her breasts up against my chest. “Ah, Mayor-” I tried, but she held a finger up to shush me. “I’m very fond of you Shepherd,” she whispered. “Even before this change. I realize your eyes may be on other mares. That you may be with them. I can accept that.” She licked her lips, and stood up on tiptoes to get her lips right by my ear. “All I want is to be yours,” she murmured, hot breath washing against my ear, “and have your foals. Any time, any place you want. I’ll be yours. However you want me~.” Okay, my current boner was completely unconfused. This was right in my strike zone. However, I really needed to calm down. I needed to ignore the heat burning through my blood, and the primal roar of my body’s instincts. Clearly she and Starlight Glimmer were being influenced by these human forms and the magic of the transformation. She could have genuine feelings for me, but this was an extreme shift in character. I really need to stop grasping her hair and undoing the bun that held it up, letting me run my fingers through her long, grey locks. I really needed to stop kissing her, her tongue wrestling mine as we moaned into each other's mouths. I definitely needed to not shove her back up against her desk and spread her legs… Fuck it. Apparently I’d be sorting things out with Twilight after shagging the mayor silly. Guess I was lucky it was my day off. The Mayor sank to her knees, pressing her face against my crotch and breathing in deeply. Smell was a big component for ponies, apparently no less when they were humans. “Hahh- I want this in me, Shepard. Should I make it all wet for you first? I kind of want to see what these hands can do,” she said, dragging a finger up my trouser zipper until her fingernail caught on the pull-tab. I grunted and ran one hand through her hair as she looked up into my eyes. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip She gasped happily as my dick popped out, and licked her lips furiously. Her lips pressed against my tip, and kissed it wetly. My length was gently gripped, and bounced up and down off of her stuck out her tongue. I sighed happily, and buried my fingers in her silvery hair. The Mayor hummed happily, and opened her mouth. She stroked my length back and forth, spreading her saliva and my precum up and down. I groaned softly as the Mayor pushed forward and took the head of my dick into her hot mouth. She bobbed back and forth, my fingers digging into her scalp. I began to move my hips, thrusting gently into her maw. “Ahh… Haaa… Haaa…” I moaned. She ran her tongue all over my length, and began bobbing more deeply. My tip hit the back of her mouth, then slid down her throat, and I groaned. “Ohhh… G-God,” I groaned as she hummed deeply. Her blowjob became sloppier, her saliva dripping down my length and her chin. I moaned again, as she relaxed her throat. She took me down all the way to the base, and she gagged softly. Eagerly, she blew me, cupping my balls and massaging them. For someone who just got hands, she was an incredibly fast learner. I groaned loudly as she squeezed my testes, and rubbed my taint lightly. “Glurk… Glurk… Glurk…” She slowly looked up at me, gazing up over her glasses. The edges of her eyes crinkled. I groaned deeper and began fucking her throat earnestly, well over an inch past her mouth. She swallowed, and it felt like she was milking me, desperate for my cum. She took my thrusts eagerly, her eyes smiling up at me as I pounded her throat. “Ahh… AHNGH! You… Slut…!” I growled. She trembled all over, one of her hands sliding between her thighs. She rubbed her pussy, already dripping all over the wooden floor. I grabbed her head and my balls slapped against her chin as I thrust into her throat. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head, as her thighs closed tightly around her own hand. She shook hard again, and whimpered around my dick. Had she… Had she actually-? I orgasmed hard, blasting my first shot straight down her throat. She whined, and pulled back far enough to try and take the rest of my load into her mouth, her cheeks slowly bulging. I kept my eyes locked on her face, as I gripped her hair tightly. She coughed as she tried to swallow every bit of my semen. My seed mixed with her saliva and dripped down her chin and onto her breasts, and I groaned as I pulled out, letting my last spurt splash across her nose and glasses. She panted hard, her silky tongue darting out and rubbing around her seed covered lips, trying to pull more into her mouth. “Mmm… It’s so musky,” she moaned. “Haaa… Haaa…” She trembled again, a gush of her juices splattering against the wooden floor. She licked her lips again, looking up at me. My dick didn’t seem to get the memo that it had just emptied my balls all over this woman, as it hardened back up. I growled as she reached up and rubbed my seed and her saliva into her large, welcoming breasts. I groped them eagerly, enjoying their natural firmness and warmth. Christ, after so many years, real tits. Thank you God! Okay, Starlight's were actually quite nice but these were even better! “Mmm… Anywhere else you want to give me a gift?” She asked playfully. I snarled and picked her up, pulling her into a sloppy kiss. I didn’t care about my seed all over her, and she wrapped her arms and legs tightly around me. I pushed her down onto her desk, and pushed her long legs up over my shoulders. She broke the kiss, panting against my neck. “Yes, yes… Put a foal in me, put a foal in meee,” she begged. She grabbed my dick and pointed it right at her snatch. I felt her hot, wet sex, and thrust into it. I growled deeply against her, as she gasped. “Ohhh Celestia, yes, yesss,” she gasped, “take me! TAKE ME!” “So impatient,” I grunted. The Mayor laughed sexily, and squeezed her inner muscles around me. I groaned in bliss, and pulled out with just the tip left in. I slammed in hard, and she cried out in joy. “I’m not the only… O-One…!” She managed. I slapped her bottom and she yelped. I pulled out again, and rammed in deep! She shrieked, her inner muscles still desperately squeezing my cock. I growled deeply as she panted loudly in my face. She’d been so smug and eager, and that spurred me on. I started ramming into her as roughly as I could, the desk creaking loudly underneath us. She kissed me back eagerly as I continued pounding away. I gripped the back of her head and buried my tongue into her mouth. She sucked hard on my tongue as I fucked her with every bit of strength I could muster! “HNN HNN! HNN! HNN!” She cried out through our joined lips, her pussy coiling around me like a snake. I slapped her ass again, and her arms pulled me into her, squeezing me all over, inside and out. She broke the kiss and squealed like a stuck pig, her juices squirting all over my lower stomach. The mayor threw her head back to scream, and my teeth sought her throat. I bit down hard, as her screams became louder. Someone was gonna hear. Someone might already be watching. I gripped her asscheeks and threw everything I had into fucking her! The desk creaked and squealed underneath us, squeaking against the hardwood floor. The sloppy sounds of our mating filled the office, gloriously lewd and squishy. The Mayor managed to look me in the eyes, eyes wild and her glasses askew. I rammed in as deep as I could, and felt something give. Her eyes rolled back again, only the whites of her eyes visible as she let out a silent scream that vibrated right through me. I buried my face in her neck, and my balls clenched. Her legs tightened around my waist, her womb begging for every drop. “F-FUUUUUCK!” I roared, and my cock exploded inside her. Pulse after pulse of hot semen filled her up, as her belly began to expand slightly. I didn’t know what magic of Equestria had made me into a living fire hydrant, but I didn’t care. I didn’t even care about the fact I may be a father twice over. I just knew I wanted to fill her up with my children and wreck her completely. The Mayor shook all over, trembling like a leaf. Her nails dug into my back, hard enough they nearly drew blood. The pain burned through my veins, and I cried out again as my orgasm seemed to go on longer. Her muscles all relaxed as one, and I collapsed atop her. All that was left was the afterglow, and our soft, deep breathing. A bird chirped outside the window. I nuzzled the Mayor gently, and she mumbled something unintelligible. “Hnnn,” she moaned, “Haa.. W-Wow…” I cupped her face and looked her deeply in the eyes. Oh. Right. I had another reason for coming here. Besides banging the Mayor senseless. “Mayor,” I said softly, “I need to know-” “For Harmony’s sake, call me Ivory Scroll,” she moaned. I sighed and kissed her gently. “Ivory… Where. Is. Twilight. Sparkle?” “Haa… No idea,” the mayor sighed. “I might remember… If you give me more loving~?” She squeezed her pussy around me, and I groaned. “Ivory. Now,” I growled, and I gently squeezed one of her large breasts. She sighed, and gave me a pout. “Just a little~?” She pleaded. I sighed softly. “Tell me, and I’ll pound you again,” I growled. She nodded. “Mm… She’s at one of your friends’ businesses in town,” she said. I moved to pull out… But her incredibly strong legs kept me put. “You didn’t say when~,” she taunted gently. I rolled my eyes and spanked her bottom hard. She squealed happily. “You’re a thirsty whore, aren’t you?” I taunted. “Oh Celestia’s tits, yesh,” she moaned. “Make me yours~!” “Mayor-” “Ivory!” She cried. “Ivory, I really need to find Twilight-” She gave me a sultry look. “You can take my asshole,” she crooned. My dick twitched furiously. Well… Maybe yelling at Twilight could wait just a bit longer. Oh yeah, like you could resist, Saint Augustine. •••••••••• Author's Note Chapter two. How are things looking?
ThreeBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. ••••••••• One incredibly enjoyable session of cornholing a politician later, I walked out of the mayor’s office. Ivory Scroll was laying on her desk, not quite unconscious, but wasn’t going to be getting any work done for the rest of the day. Her secretary gave me an appreciative look, as I quickly made my exit. Even if she hadn’t heard all the commotion, I’m sure I stank. I was covered with the juices of two different mares as well as a fair amount of my own semen. And I didn’t have magic to get me clean, either. I contemplated running home and changing clothes, but my feet had already led me to Sugarcube Corner. I doubted Ivory was lying, so Twilight was probably either here, at Rarity’s boutique, or possible Applejack’s farm? Pinkie’s workplace was closest, and we needed to have words about what acceptable surprises could consist of, anyway. I stormed into Sugarcube Corner. Plenty of ponies-turned-human were all about, eating and drinking coffee and hot cocoa. All naked, of course. I looked around, carefully scanning about for Pinkie Pie. She could strike from anywhere, at any time, like a deadly pink cobra! “HI SHEPHERD!” Speak of the pink devil now. I sighed and turned around, far too used to her ability to pop out of nowhere to freak out. “Pinkamenia Diane Pie,” I began… And faltered as I was crushed into a wonderful titty hug. Pinkie had kept her long, wild pink hair and gorgeous blue eyes, of course. Her smile was the same- No other being in the multiverse could have it. “Hey! So! How’s my human form, huh? Huh? It’s like I’m in a big, bouncy castle!” She giggled, rubbing herself up and down my front like an aroused cat. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink apron, which did nothing to conceal the fact that she was thick. All those sweets had made her nice and cuddly, but not fat- She had muscle underneath her generous breasts and wide child bearing hips. She was a rock farm girl, after all. “So are you enjoying today? Huh? I tried baking in my human form without the apron but then I spilled hot syrup on my front and I tried to get Rainbow Dash to lick it off but she didn’t want to because it was ‘super gay’ and I thought if I added whipped cream and sprinkles she’d go for it but she said that made it worse so I-!” I reached down and covered her mouth. I counted to ten mentally as she mumbled in slight dismay. “I’m going to remove my hand,” I began slowly, “and when I do, you’re going to calmly tell me why you and Twilight decided to spring this on me without asking. Okay?” “Mmhm! Mmhm!” Pinkie mumbled, nodding happily. Look, I love the pink pony to death. She is happiness and sunshine and has made it her life’s mission to make everyone smile. She welcomed me to Ponyville with cake and hugs when most other ponies were afraid of me! I would die to save her life! It’s just that she does sometimes have issues with when to stop. I slowly removed my hand. Pinkie licked her lips, still smiling. “We noticed you were super bummed about that portal to the other world not leading to your Earth! And we wanted to make you feel better! And who hasn’t wanted to be an alien? Or a bird? Or a kumquat? Maybe that’s just me…” “I appreciate your intentions,” I said slowly, “but asking if I’d be okay with it would have been nice.” “Then it wouldn’t have been a surprise!” Pinkie cried. “Some surprises are not good ones, Pinkie,” I grumbled. Pinkie sniffed me significantly, and her grin turned saucy as I blushed. “Oooh… I think you’re enjoying some surprises today~,” she teased. “I thought you looked like you had been put away wet, who’s been riding you so hard?” “I-No-That’s another thing!” I cried. I saw several ponies turned humans look our way, and I lowered my voice. “Pinkie, you guys go into estrus cycles, right?” “Yeah huh!” Pinkie said with a nod. “That’s the only time we’re fertile! But we can have sex other times, too!” “Yeah well, humans are basically fertile and able to have kids any time,” I stated. “Why do you think all human women have swollen breasts all the time?” “Well mine can be awful swollen when I’m nursemaid for the Cake Twins,” Pinkie pointed out. “But then I use a magic potion for that-” “Not the point!” I interrupted, and I tolerated her pout. “Don’t you think that turning the entire town into a bunch of horny apes might lead to disaster? I already banged Starlight and the Mayor!” “Did they have fuu~n?” She asked with a grin. “I- yes? I’m pretty sure they- that’s not the point! Neither of them were acting normally. I don’t think ponies are used to human hormones. I’m guessing it’s kind of like being in estrus continuously?” Pinkie Pie shook her head, and patted me on the shoulder. “Shepherd, Shepherd, Shepherd… Your name is fun to say three times. But I digress!” She poked her finger into my chest, giggling at the sensation. “Do you know how long a stallion lasts in sexual congress with a mare before orgasm?” “Why in the hell would I ever-” “They average about 30 seconds to a minute,” Pinkie Pie stated, poking me harder. “Now, during that time, they fill a girl out like an application, let me tell you, but that doesn’t last long.” I blinked, and absorbed that. “Sooo, when Twilight offered the town the chance to experience the wonders of hands,” Pinkie Pie continued, making jazz hands with a giggle, “and I mentioned how that humans, being primates, last really, really long in sex, they decided to make a holiday out of it!” She beamed. “And now you’re not the only human around! For one day! Isn’t that worth being a little embarrassed and weirded out?” I sighed. “So this really isn’t about me, is it?” Pinkie smiled. “Well, it’s not not about you. But there’s a lot of very happy couples who will think fondly of you for what you’ve allowed to have happened. And if you have a ‘good time’ as well? Bonus!” “What about the children?” I asked. “Well, nobody under legal age got transformed. Ya know, liabilities and possibility of spell mishaps,” she said. She rubbed her large breasts up against my chest, beaming up at me. “Also, the spell lasts a day. If anypony gets pregnant, they’ll have ponies. But only if they're ponies. We’re not quite ready for more humans running around.” “That’s… Suspiciously well thought out and argued,” I stated. “Cadence helped Twilight with the spell work,” Pinkie said as if that explained it all. Which it did. I sighed. Damnit, I had a full head of steam… Well, half a head. I wanted to yell at Twilight! Or at least scold her really good. “So where are the masterminds of this crazy scheme?” I asked. “All over the place! You should check with Rarity first though!” Pinkie said cheerfully. “Oh, before you go though, you really do look tired. And like you need a shower. I’ve got some cupcakes upstairs for you after you get cleaned up!” “How did you- No, don’t tell me,” I groaned, “your ‘Pinkie Sense’ again?” The formerly pink pony grinned. “It can be very useful!” She said. “At least tell me if you’re… I don’t know, getting information from your future self? Like a time loop?” I asked. Pinkie Pie giggled happily, and snuggled up against my chest. “Nah. That would take all the fun out of life!” She said. “Besides, I can only see certain possibility branches of potentiality before the wavefunction collapses!” “What?” I asked. “What?” She asked. I sighed. As much as I might want to delve into the mind bending possibilities of Pinkie Pie’s true nature and go mad from the revelations, I did need a shower. I hadn’t had breakfast yet, either. I patted her on the top of her head. “Thanks Pinkie,” I sighed. She beamed. “You wanna bend me over and make me a cream Pie~?” She asked. “Really? … Fine, but later,” I said, stroking her hair. It really was very soft. As was the rest of her. “I’m sure Twilight will cast the spell for you again if you ask nicely.” “Heehee! Just wait until tonight~,” she said cheerfully, skipping off. I blinked. “Huh? That’s not ominous at all...” I headed upstairs, trying not to think too hard about Pinkie Sense, tonight, or how ‘in demand’ I was amongst the general town’s population. The shower called to me, and my stomach was finally making its demands for food known. Once inside Pinkie’s room, I quickly stripped and headed into the bathroom, glancing at a platter of cupcakes, donuts, and muffins on the bed that looked exceedingly tempting. I did have some willpower though, and managed to walk past them long enough to get the shower running, and the water to get nice and hot. Thankfully, no streamers burst out of the showerhead. Pinkie Pie can forget where she puts her traps. I had managed to get myself soaped up when the curtain slid aside. I froze, and slowly looked over my shoulder. Oh boy. “Hello Maud,” I said, as calmly as I could. Maud Pie was Pinkie Pie’s sister, and was her polar opposite in nearly every way. Where Pinkie was loud, Maud was quiet. Where Pinkie was bright pink and bouncy, Maud was gray and taciturn. Where Pinkie was a professional party planner who had precognitive powers, Maud was a geological scientist who could shatter rocks with a single hoof blow. They were both good ponies though. Maud and I enjoyed talking about science. Sure, she was a little weird: She always talked in a monotone and she kept a pet rock named Boulder. She also had a wicked sense of humor, very deadpan and snarky. The eldest Pie sister regarded me silently, the same implacable expression on her face as always. Admittedly said expression was on a human face, and attached to a human body. A gorgeous human body. Large, perfectly formed breasts, firm round ass, and strong, healthy thighs seem to run in the Pie family. She also had abs you could grind meat on, and well defined muscles in her arms and legs. “Uh… Hey Maud,” I began. “What’s up?” She stared at me, still silent. “Is there...something you wanted to talk about?” I tried. Maud blinked slowly. The motion drawing attention to her heavily made up eyes and long eyelashes. “Oh dear,” she said in her usual monotone, “I seem to have wandered into the shower while you were using it by accident. How embarrassing.” “... It’s no big deal,” I replied. “We could share it if you need to rinse off.” After Pinkie’s talk, I could already see where this was going. And if Maud wanted this… why not? Maud stared at me intently, her expression unchanged. “I prefer being direct in seduction,” she said. “I appreciate that,” I said. “I like your directness. It is something we have in common,” she intoned. She then stepped into the shower fully. She extended her arms and wrapped them around me. My own went back around her, and pulled her tight against me. Our lips met under the hot water spray. Despite her incredible strength, she was very gentle. I hugged back tightly, and ran my hands down her sleek, strong back. Right down to her rock hard bottom. I squeezed her cheeks hard, just enough give in them to send a twitch down to my dick. “Mm… please bite my neck,” she murmured. I bent my mouth down to the junction of her neck and shoulder, and bit down hard. She didn’t respond, save for taking deeper breaths. My hands slid back up, over her mouth watering hips and sides, to her large, firm breasts. I buried my face in her tits, squeezing them around my face. I latched onto a nipple and suckled eagerly, my tongue sliding around her areola. I slid my hands down under her heavy breasts, and massaged the sensitive undersides. She was breathing faster, and her heart was beating hard. She smelled amazing, and her skin was so smooth and warm. Her strong hands were surprisingly soft, as she stroked all over my upper body. Hot, frantic and hard sex was nice, but pleasuring a beautiful woman was nice. Also restful, especially under the hot water. I knelt down and pushed her up against the cool wall of the shower. She reached down and spread her lower lips. I gripped her buttocks and began lapping eagerly at her lower lips. She let out a soft sigh. “Very few stallions… Want to go down on mares,” she said, “I wanted to know what it would be like… As a human…” She was still completely monotone as she said all this. I didn’t really care that much though, as she was so warm and tasted amazing. Like salty rock candy. I found her pussy hole and slid my tongue in eagerly. More juices leaked all over my tongue, and I groaned eagerly. Damnit, I really should have eaten out Starlight and the Mayor. Eh, I could do it later. Maud took deeper, faster breaths. I thrust my tongue in deeper, and her strong muscles squeezed around it. Her hands found their way into my hair, and gripped my head tightly. I reached up and pulled back, just enough to look up into her eyes. Save for the bright red blush on her face, she was just staring at me intently. Her mouth was open as she panted softly. I moved my hand up and slid a single finger into her clenching hole, spreading her as I sought out her G-spot. I curled my finger inside her hot vagina, and ground hard against the upper part of her sex. I rubbed my thumb up against her U-spot, staying away from her clitoris. Her eyes were locked on mine, as she panted faster. I dug my thumb into her U-spot and then extended my lips. I wrapped them around her clit, and sucked as hard as I could. Maud slowly closed her eyes and let out the softest sigh. Her pussy convulsed around my finger, so tight my digit almost hurt. She gushed all over my chin and upper chest, again and again. My other hand, as though moving by its own volition, spanked her ass. She sucked in a deep breath and then closed her mouth tightly as she squirted another salvo of ejaculate all over me. Her knees trembled. I leaned back, sitting on the cold shower floor. I reached up and gripped her hips, pulling her down onto my lap. She wrapped her arms around my shoulders, and pressed her face against mine as she continued to pant. “I am… Extremely aroused,” she murmured, still monotone. She settled on her knees and reached down to grip my dick. It was nice and hard, but not quite there. I groaned softly. “I shouldn’t have taken a second run at the Mayor’s holes,” I groaned. Oh shit, maybe I shouldn’t have said that in front of Maud. She just stared at me briefly, before she produced a small gemstone. Maud then slid it into my mouth. “Bite down,” she said softly. I hesitated for a moment-Maud Pie was strong enough she could crack rubies with her teeth. She just kept staring, and I mentally shrugged. I bit down, and thankfully the stone broke like a Jolly Rancher. It tasted like lightning and blueberries mixed together, and my entire body was filled with energy. My cock was as hard as… Well, a rock, to the point I almost felt lightheaded. Maud nuzzled my cheek, and breathed in my ear. “I want you to impregnate me,” Maud mumbled. “You just… Want to do that because of the human form,” I murmured back. “Besides, the spell doesn’t let that happen.” “It’s my fantasy,” she replied, as she seized hold of my dick and rubbed it up against her pussy lips. She pushed herself down hard, her tight pussy engulfing my length slowly. She let out a low, soft sigh, and I groaned as she slid down onto my lap. I grabbed her hips, new energy flowing through my body. “You’re so tight,” I whispered. “I exercise regularly,” Maud deadpanned. Maud slowly rose up, and slid down as she rolled her hips. I groaned in bliss, and pushed myself up on the balls of my feet. Her eyes slid shut tight, as she began to bounce up and down. I rammed my hips up into her, slow but strong, as she rode me like a pony. Appropriate, really. Her breasts bounced enticingly, and I pushed my face into her tits. She rested her chin atop my head, as I thrust up into her and she rammed herself down. “Please… Shepherd,” she gasped, still in a monotone, “please fill me up. Fill my womb with your semen. Make me a mother. Daddy.” I nearly laughed, but then her pussy squeezed me like a juicer. I bit down on her neck, as her nails dug into my back. She let out a deep sigh, and despite the warm water raining down on us, I felt her orgasmic juices soak my lower body. I held her tightly as my rejuvenated penis erupted inside her like a volcano. I think my eyes crossed as she milked me for every last drop. My spine cracked as she embraced me like an industrial crushing machine. I let her neck go as I gasped loudly. She echoed my gasp, and trembled hard. Her pussy gushed again, as she held me tightly inside and out. My hand began to stroke the elegant curve of her back, as I kissed her throat. She lazily nuzzled my neck. The water was getting cold, so I slowly reached up and turned the faucet off. On shaky legs, I managed to get up. Maud kept holding onto me tightly, wrapping her legs around my waist to hang on. I staggered out of the bathtub and walked slowly, out into Pinkie’s bedroom. I made it to the bed, and fell down onto it as she held onto me. I breathed hard, as she snuggled against me. I reached for one of the plates of cupcakes, and pulled them to my mouth. I just started gobbling them down, my starved body desperate for calories. One cupcake, two, three, four-And now I was losing track. I think I mixed in a danish and a muffin as well. Maud finally caught her breath and looked up at me with her same, intense yet neutral stare. It may have been the fact we’d just had sex but I thought I could see true warmth in her eyes. I grabbed another cupcake and began chewing it eagerly. “I have done a great deal of sexual experimentation since I entered the university,” Maud said, “but this is the best experience I have ever had.” “What was in that rock, anyway?” I asked, my mouth slightly full. “A sexual aid for primates my professor discovered while on expedition to the southern Jungles,” Maud said. “I helped Pinkie Pie cook it into all of her pastries.” I stopped chewing, and slowly gulped. “All of… These?” I asked. “What’s the lethal dosage?” “I do not know,” she stated. “However, in the laboratory trials, sexual activity prevented death.” Maud nuzzled me. “We should have more sex, just in case you have an adverse reaction.” I sighed. “You and Pinkie are crazy ponies. Completely insane.” “You can punish us both as much as you like,” Maud suggested. My dick was rock hard, because it didn’t know any better. As I rolled her onto her back, it was clear that I didn’t either. •••••••••
FourBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. •••••••••• Spike Allow me to be perfectly honest: I think Twilight has really gone off the deep end this time. I know, I know: I’ve said that a lot. Well, I’ve thought about it a lot more than I’ve said it. Not that Twilight would care either way, she usually just does stuff and doesn’t listen to me. Transforming the entire town into freaky alien primates to try and make Shepherd feel better about never going home seemed like way too much. Then again, Twilight’s never really been able to think straight when it comes to Shepherd. She doesn’t have any experience with romance, and combined with her poor impulse control it just turns her even crazier. Then again, Shepherd is crazy too. He’s a squishy, violent primate without any magic who willingly throws himself into battle against demi-gods and monsters with a sword and a quippy line. So I suppose they’re perfect for each other. Anyway, despite every other time I’ve failed to keep my employer/big sister/mother figure from causing a huge disaster, I once again tried to talk some sense into her. She was poring over her spellbooks in the Hall of Friendship on the Cutie Mark Table, magical items and devices floating around her in her magical grip. “Twilight,” I began, “this will only end in tears and utter disaster.” “The city council voted for it! The Mayor approved it!” Twilight said cheerfully. “It’s all above board!” “Like governments never make mistakes,” I deadpanned, leaning back in my chair as Twilight kept a veritable storm of magical accoutrements spinning around us. “You’ve been listening to Luna too much! She’s so cynical about bureaucracy and constitutional limits!” She giggled. I sighed, and rubbed my tiny clawed hands against my face. “She has good reasons for it, if this is what it leads to,” I stated. Twilight gave me a concerned look. “What’s really wrong, Spike? Come on, tell me,” she said. I huffed, and crossed my arms over my chest. I gave her a glare, and definitely not a sulk. “Whenever this kind of thing happens, I’m always left in the background,” I grumbled. “Or left cleaning the castle up. Sorting the books in the library. Or getting exploded.” “Aw,” Twilight said, giving me a rub atop my head with her hoof. “I’m sorry Spike. I guess I haven’t really considered how this might affect you. Hey, I know!” She beamed. “How about I turn you into a human?” I snorted. “Oh sure. Turn me into a baby human!” I grumbled. “Maybe I can spit up all over the floor, or crawl because my bones would be mostly cartilage! That can’t end badly!” Twilight got off her throne, and crouched in front of me. She gave me a warm smile. “Actually Spike? Thanks to all the research I did into this spell? I was able to lock in what age you’d be as a human,” she said. “Do you know what age you’ll be?” I looked at her cautiously. A little bit of hope blossomed in my chest. “What?” I asked. “Eighteen,” she said. “Legal human adult age. Also? Rarity’s going to go human too.” “Where do I sign up?!” I asked eagerly, my brain immediately turned to mush. •••••••••• We all gathered together in the Hall of Friendship. Pinkie Pie was bouncing up and down in her chair, Applejack and Dash were leaning over the table impatiently, Fluttershy was tapping her hooves together nervously, and Starlight was grinning. I was sitting in my side chair and patting my hands on the armrests. Twilight sighed and patted me on the shoulder. “Let’s just calm down, Spike,” Twilight murmured. “You’re way too thirsty.” I gave her an incredulous look. She had the grace to blush just a bit. “Don’t say it, I know it,” Twilight muttered. “Do you? Do you really?” I asked, raising my scaly brows. Twilight cleared her throat, and looked around. “Do we know where Rarity is?” She asked. That’s what I wanted to know. “Let’s be patient,” Twilight said with a smile. The doors to the chamber opened, and Rarity trotted in with multiple bags. She beamed at us all, her gaze lingering on me for a bit longer than the others. I timed it. I’m that good. “Sorry I’m late everypony,” Rarity cried. “I had to get a few more accessories for this day!” She set it all on the Cutie Map. She took her chair and rested her hooves on the table. “Now,” she began, “how is everypony this morning? Did you all sleep well after the city council meeting-?” “Can we get on with the transforming already?!” Dash demanded. “COME ON!” “Rainbow Dash!” Rarity scolded her. “Have some decency!” “We all know we all slept just fine! Now come on!” Rainbow Dash said defiantly. She shot a look at Twilight. “Come on! Let’s do the magic already!” I nodded, trying not to seem frantic. “If we could, please,” Fluttershy murmured. “If it would be all right?” Twilight sighed. “All right, all right,” she said, leaning back on her throne. “Now, I must warn you all: While I am very certain that the spell isn’t harmful, there may be unexpected side effects-” “Come on already!” Dash shouted. Twilight shook her head, and looked over at me. “I’ll have to adjust the spell for dragons,” she said, “but you might want to get an apron from the kitchen.” “Huh? Why? I asked. “Dragons carry their genitals on the inside, but humans carry them on the outside,” Fluttershy pointed out. “That’s why Shepherd wears clothing.” “Oh,” I muttered. I turned and headed to the kitchen as quickly as I could. I then picked up my largest apron, and hurried back. It let me get back to the Friendship Hall just in time to see a wave of magic washed over the room. As it faded… There were humans everywhere. Female humans. They were shorter than Shepherd, and much… Curvier. I didn’t see Rarity though. I looked around, my penis immediately getting erect. Fluttershy and Pinkie were curvaceous, while Applejack was tall and-dare I say it-like that Wonder Woman in those humans comics Shepherd had given me. Tall and curvy but muscular, and her breasts were large. Starlight’s chest was smaller, but only slightly smaller than the others. Her butt was amazing though, just as amazing as when she was a pony. Being so short as a dragon, I got to see mare genitals and teats, and let me tell you-They did look pretty nice on the chest. It did draw more attention to them. Fluttershy was trying to cover up her large breasts, while Pinkie Pie was already bouncing around. “WHEE! WHEE! I’m so fluffy and squishy and-” Her large breasts slapped against her chest, and she winced. “OW! That’s going to take some getting used to…” Rainbow Dash… Was sleek and slim, and running her hands over her flat, muscled belly. Then, back up to her rather small boobs. She was grinning. “Haha! You’re all fat! Look at me! Sleek as a falcon!” “Actually,” Twilight stated, tall, curvy, and busty, “most human males tend to like bigger breasts and bottoms. Much like stallions.” Dash glared. “Not every stallion!” Twilight was actually looking a bit smug, hefting her large breasts up under her crossed arms. “I’m pretty sure Shepherd will like them,” she said. Dash glared more angrily. “Twilight!” She growled. Twilight blinked a few times. She shook her head. “Sorry, I don’t know where that came from,” she said. Dash huffed. “I bet if you were still a unicorn, you’d just be some flat homely human,” Dash said mockingly. “Now, now everypony, let’s not be bitter and spiteful,” Applejack said, happily juggling some apples. “Hot diggity! Look at me go! These hands sure are somethin’ else!” I looked over at Twilight. “Where’s Rarity?” I asked. “She went to get some tools for her clothing,” Twilight said. She gave me a warm smile. “So! Ready to give it a try too, Spike?” I grinned, and posed a little in front of Twilight. I gave Twilight a dazzling smile, and held my hands out. “Come on Twilight! Hit me!” I said. I coughed. “I mean, since you’re all doing it anyway and I can better relate to you all.” “So selfless,” Starlight deadpanned. “Go for it Spike! Go go go!” Pinkie Pie cried. Twilight closed her eyes, and her horn glowed brightly. Plasma arced from the tip, and I found my mind reviewing every time one of Twilight’s spells had gone terribly, horribly wrong. Maybe I had made a mistake. Maybe it wasn’t too late to change my mind. The magic struck me right in the chest, and my entire body began to expand, contract and twist. It wasn’t painful, but it was seriously weird. My tail vanished, my skin softened, and hair sprouted where my cranial ridges used to be. The light faded away, and I got a lot of gasps. I held up my hands in front of my eyes. They were smooth, but strong looking. I looked over at Pinkie Pie, who helpfully held up a mirror. I blinked several times, and studied my new form. I stood up… And up, and up! I was tall-Maybe not as tall as Shepherd, but still tall. I also had muscles-Very sleek and strong. Shepherd was bigger in the shoulders, and I was a lot less bulky. I ran my new hands over my forearms. Wow, they were so smooth! I stood up and turned around with a grin. “Thanks Twilight! I feel amazing-!” Then I felt my penis flap around against my hips, and winced. It was very sensitive. Geez, no wonder Shepherd wears clothes all the time. I heard several comments of “Oh my.” I felt the eyes of every mare turned female human on me, and I blushed hard. They all looked… Hungry for some reason. Applejack chuckled, shaking her head. “Sweet Apple Acres Spike, yer a biggun, Almost as big as Mac!” She said. I blushed hard. That was very flattering. “Depends on where you’re looking Darling,” said the voice of my angel. My eyes widened. Rarity! I had only just arrived and I didn’t see Rarity as a human yet! I looked over and I was unable to speak. All the girls I knew were pretty and seeing them as humans hadn’t changed that. I knew Rarity as the most gorgeous pony of all would be easily as beautiful as a human. I was not prepared. She was a goddess, I had no other way to describe her. She wasn’t as large as Fluttershy, Pinkie, or Twilight in the chest, but her breasts were perfectly shaped. Her bottom was heart shaped, her hips were smooth and perfectly sculpted. Her legs were long and elegant. She was fit, but not overly muscled. The lingerie she wore was a dark, wine-like red, lacy and silky. Somehow, having most of her beautiful body concealed made her even hotter. I was speechless, and my dick was so hard you could break glass with it. I heard snickering. I'm not sure who... Probably Rainbow Dash. My goddess approached me and placed a hand on my chest. My surprisingly broad chest. She ran her hand along it and began to circle me with a smile I had never seen on her face. It made me nervous and excited. “Very nice Spike,” she bit her lip. “So very... Manly.” I heard that cackling laugh. Rainbow Dash was now lounging on a cloud she had dragged into the castle. “You gonna give us a show here Rares?” “I would never be so gauche Rainbow, at least not till we’ve been together awhile,” Rarity huffed. She looked over at Twilight. “Twilight?” She asked. Twilight raised her eyebrows. “Yes?” She responded. “I do believe I am calling in that marker from way back,” Rarity said gently. Twilight had a confused look for a moment. “What marker?” Then it cleared and she had an embarrassed one instead “That… Yeah I should have figured that,” she murmured. She shook her head. “Well, I guess I can get data points from the rest of the girls. As well as unique information from you.” “Oh, I’ll be very thorough,” Rarity purred. I gulped slowly with my unfamiliar throat. “What are you two talking about?” The other mares had knowing looks. Even Fluttershy, though hers was still very shy. “Oh nothing my precious scales. Well not scales at the moment. In any case Spike would you please accompany me back to the Boutique?” She was eyeing me again like I would a nice emerald or ruby, and her looks seemed to linger around my groin. My dick twitched, like an eager Winona being teased with the prospect of chasing a tennis ball. “Hey,” Starlight said, her eyes narrowed, “hang on a second here-” Rarity shot her a glare that could have melted down a block of iron. “I. Called. Dibs,” she hissed. Starlight sighed, and crossed her arms over her chest. I couldn’t help myself. I blurted the question “You called dibs?” Twilight spoke up. “Well, I owed her an important favor and she asked me not to interfere when you were of age.” She smiled. “Which you are, technically.” “Of age?” I managed faintly. “For what?” No, she couldn’t possibly mean- “Oh that as well Darling,” Rarity stated, “but there are a few other mares who have considered Spike prime dating material.” She eyed Starlight knowingly, while Twilight looked confused. “Like who?” Starlight whistled innocently. Pinkie Pie grinned. Twilight stared at her in shock. “STARLIGHT!” “What?!” Starlight cried. “It’s not just me!” “Not just… Her?” I muttered. I was feeling faint. Was this how Shepherd felt at romantic discussions? No wonder he was always so out of it! “Oh Berry Punch told me once over a glass of wine she’s considered him,” Rarity said, cool but with an edge of ice in her tone, “Minuette I’ve seen watching him walk by and I once heard Marigold talking to her sisters about him’ This really caught me off guard. Then AJ really shocked me. “Shucks Twilight, ah have to admit Andrew and Spike are pretty much my short list on Stallions around here,” the farm pony admitted, a light blush on her cheeks. I gaped a bit as Dash floated over on her cloud. She snorted at Applejack.” “That's cuz yer super picky! I mean I at least have Big Mac on that list too!” “Like I’d have my brother on mah list Dash?” Applejack shouted angrily. Dash snorted. “What mare doesn’t?” Many guilty looks appeared on everypony’s faces. Including Twilight’s. “I think we should go,” I stated. Rarity smiled at me, a predatory expression that again made my genitals twitch eagerly. “Twilight can you be a dear and teleport us back to my boutique? I’m not feeling especially patient right now,” she said. Twilight sighed, and then shrugged. “Oh, all right,” she said. Her horn lit up with powerful magic once again. Now normally I hate it when Twilight teleports me. Even in a human body, it still left me feeling a little dizzy. This time though? As we appeared right in Rarity’s bedroom, where my beautiful crush gave me a grin before pouncing me right onto her bed? I found that I didn’t really care. •••••••••• Author's Note Just a brief pause before more smut comes along. And throwing a bone to Spike. Who really is a harem lead in his own right.
FiveBe a Human Day A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release. •••••••••• Contains some lesbian sister incest. Take that as a warning or enticement. •••••••••• When I’d woken up this morning, I certainly hadn’t expected I’d be making up for the lack of sexual activity over the past few years. Definitely not in just one day, either. Yet, here I was, deep in the hot, tight asshole of Maud Pie as she kept her ankles up behind her head. She was squeezing her ass as hard as she could around me, trying to milk me for another load. Her skin was dark red and flushed, and our bodies were both dripping with sweat as I slammed into her bottom. Her round bottom was red, and getting redder as I slapped her ass cheeks with every thrust. She let out a soft groan as her pussy fluttered. I reached down and rubbed her sex furiously. Her clit, already abused from our sex, trembled. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she orgasmed again-The spray from her pussy squirting all over my lower stomach. Her asshole clenched almost painfully around me, and despite all the activity of the past few hours, my balls were up to the challenge. “UNNGH!” I shot another large load of burning hot seed deep inside her bowels. Her asshole squeezed again and again, as her sex fluttered like a butterfly. “M-Maud,” I moaned softly. I leaned over and kissed her, as her body relaxed. It untensed, her legs slowly rotating down to the bed. Her shifting body made me slip out of her abused backdoor, and I wrapped my arms around her to hold her tight. “Mmm…” She didn’t respond. I reached up a hand and checked her nostrils-Yes, she was still breathing. Maud had just passed out. I nuzzled her happily, my primal instincts crowing like I’d just brought down a mammoth. They’d been doing that a lot today. I sighed as my senses returned though. I pulled back from her, and stroked her cheek tenderly. I then noticed that the bedspread was soaked and tangled up underneath her. Many cupcakes and danishes were on the floor. I groaned. “Pinkie’s gonna kill me,” I muttered. I went to a nearby gel pump, and got some cleaning solution out of it. I wiped my dick off with the stuff. I'd used the same thing on Maud's asshole before-It functioned as lube and cleaner, clever-but you should be hygienic. There was a crash from the nearby closet, and a familiar yelp. I sighed heavily. “Don’t tell me,” I mumbled. I walked up to the closet door, and stood to the side. I opened it up, and out tumbled a shock of wild pink hair. I looked down at the pleasing form of Pinkie Pie on all fours, only an apron around her hips. She shook her head free of any dizziness, and looked up at me with a smile. “Hi Shepherd! Those cupcakes really do the trick, huh?” Pinkie was panting softly, her face bright red. I could smell her arousal in the air, it was so strong. The insides of her thighs were glistening with her girl cum, and dripping down onto the wooden floor. Right on cue, my dick rehardened, and my earlier fatigue seemed to vanish into thin air. The enticing smell of a woman ready to mate filled my nostrils, and I licked my lips. Pinkie managed a little giggle. “Um… I got a little distracted.” She beamed. “I’ve never seen Maud so happy! She passed right out! You’re really amazing!” “Uh huh,” I managed. I slapped her thick bottom, and it jiggled amazingly. Pinkie trembled, letting out a soft moan. “Ooh,” Pinkie murmured. She lifted her broad, round bottom up with a big smile. “Sooo… It’s later, you know.” A thought managed to burst through the cloud of lust that had descended over my mind. Just enough to voice a question, even as I gripped her big, thick bottom and kneaded it like dough. She groaned happily, and wiggled her juicy rear. “What did you mean about tonight though?” I asked. My eyes narrowed. “Does Twilight have something planned?” “Um... “ Her eyes went up to the ceiling. “I’m afraid I can’t say.” I let out a groan. “Not a Pinkie Pie Promise!” Pinkie Pie’s aroused face abruptly vanished into an angry glare. “Don’t knock the promise!” She growled. “Ever!” I slapped her bottom again, and again, harder. She groaned, the slutty expression returning to her face. I sighed. “You really drive me crazy sometimes, you know,” I grumbled. I gave her bottom another hard slap, and she pressed her face into the floor. She moaned loudly. “Ooh… That’s mutual~,” she moaned back. “Haa… You know, you could punish me~! Wouldn’t that solve both our problems~?” “I could just leave you alone to stew in your juices,” I pointed out. “That’s how you punish a masochist.” “How’d you know?” She gasped in utter seriousness. I blinked. I’d been joking! Well… Maybe I’ll explore that a bit later. Right now. “Never you mind that!” I shouted. “I could leave you right now!” Pinkie moaned, and turned around. She squeezed her breasts together, looking contrite. “Aw, are you sure you want to do that~?” She simpered. She pulled some syrup from her hair, and poured it all over the valley of her breasts. Her apron top was soon soaked, and she dropped the bottle. She squeezed them back together, and rubbed them up and down. She gave me a smile that made my cock twitch eagerly. “Rrreeallly sure?” Pinkie further asked. I grumbled. “I really hate all of you, you know,” I growled. “Stupid sexy ponies.” “That’s not how you talk to a girl hoping to be creampied with your bun in my oven,” Pinkie whined. I gripped her tight hair, and pulled hard. She let out a loud gasp, and girl cum dripped from her pussy all over the floor. “What if she’s a masochist?” I asked. Pinkie beamed. “Mmmm… Good answer!” Pinkie said cheerfully. I reached up behind her and undid the apron straps, letting the top fall away. Before, her breasts had been hidden which had made them even more enticing. Now they bounced into the air, covered in syrup. I licked my lips: They were huge, Double-Dees at least. I reached down and pressed my cock between them. Pinkie Pie cooed as I squeezed her large breasts, pressing her inverted nipples like buttons with my thumbs. “Oooh… I wonder what it tastes like~?” Pinkie moaned. She bent her head down and licked the tip of my cock, and I let out a soft groan. “Mm,” she sighed, “sweet and salty~!” I pressed her breasts together tight, the warmth and softness intoxicating. I rolled my hips and thrust up in the wonderful paizuri. Pinkie Pie opened her big mouth wide, and slurped noisily around the length of my cock. Her lips stretched around my dick, and despite all the sex I’d been having today I let out a loud groan. Oh my she was good. I thrust up faster into her hot mouth, between her sticky, warm tits. Her own hands came up and massaged my balls. She looked up as best she could with my dick in her mouth, her expression playful but impatient. I got the message: I thrust up as hard and fast as I could, the warm syrup and Pinkie’s copious drool keeping the experience slick and amazing. “Oooh,” I moaned. I did remember my manners though-I pinched her nipples between my fingers as her hands held her breasts tight around my dick. I then stroked her nipples up and down my cock as I fucked her tits furiously. “Mmmmngh~!” Pinkie Pie groaned around my dick, and shuddered all over. I didn’t know where to put my hands as her pussy gushed another spray of girl cum all over the floor. That said, I did know that I wanted to hear her make more enticing sounds. I gripped her pink hair and let her tits fall back down. I rammed my cock down her throat, and she eagerly slurped it down. Her hands went up to my ass, and she took my cock down, down… “Ohhhh fuck,” I mumbled. Her throat vibrated as she sang around my dick, and I dug my fingers into her scalp. Her lips were sealed tight around the base of my dick, and her nose was pressed into my nest of pubic hair. She began to sing a song-Something that sounded familiar, but in my state I couldn’t parse it out. And besides, even Pinkie Pie couldn’t sing clear lyrics with my dick down her throat. Not that I would tell her that. Wouldn’t want her to get ideas. “Ah-Ahhhnngh,” I groaned, and my balls clenched hard. I erupted inside her throat, just as she hit some high notes. She gagged and gargled it all down, wrapping her arms around my waist to swallow every spurt. I moaned loudly, holding onto her head for dear life. She looked up, long enough to pull back and take the last spurts into her mouth. She slowly pulled back, and opened her mouth in a big, wide grin. She stuck out her long tongue, covered in my seed. She took a long, loud gulp. “W-Wow,” I managed. Pinkie Pie scooped up some of my semen, and held it up with a smile. “Try it!” She said eagerly. I managed to stick out my tongue and lapped it up. It tasted like… Like… “Blueberries?” I asked in disbelief. Pinkie Pie grinned happily. “Can I cook, or can’t I?” She asked, waggling her eyebrows. “Wanna see what I can make out of a cream pie~?” “I can’t get you pregnant, silly pony,” I chuckled, now in a much better mood. “We can pretend~,” Pinkie cooed. “Think of it as a preview!” I took hold of her mass of hair, and pulled up hard. She moaned loudly, and had to grip my shoulders to stay stable as she got to her feet. I crushed her small, plush form against my body and kissed her deeply. She returned it eagerly, her tongue wrapping around mine like a boa constrictor. Geez, despite being human she was still just as strong! “Mmm… Still an Earth mare,” she moaned in between kisses. “You can plow us all day, we’ll go plow the field, and then we’ll come back for more! Every time!” She rubbed herself up against me. “Mm… And I have two other sisters just waiting to demonstrate,” she purred. “We want to be scientific about this, don’t we? We can do it together-One big happy family!” I groaned. “You can’t be that kinky,” I replied. “Oh yeah~?” Pinkie asked, mischief in her eyes. She undid her apron and let it slip down to the floor. Now totally revealed and bare, she smirked up at me. My cock revived once more. I groaned. Stupid cupcakes. Pinkie Pie let me go, and turned around. She slapped her bottom enticingly, as she knelt down in front of the still out of it Maud. She wrapped her arms around Maud’s taut bottom, and pressed her face between her sister’s thighs. She began to eagerly lap and slurp at her pussy, moaning as more of my cum leaked out. My jaw dropped, as drool ran down the corners of my lips. Pinkie Pie shamelessly ate out her sister, her long tongue diving in deep. Maud moaned, slowly awakening. She stared down at her sister, with her usual neutral expression. “Oh. Hello Pinkie,” Maud stated. “Are you eating me out to further entice Shepherd for sexual adventures, or merely to get at his semen?” “It can’t be both?” Pinkie Pie asked eagerly, wiggling her delicious ass in my face. She looked over her shoulder and winked. “Mm… Wouldn’t it be great if our foals had the same birthday? They could have one extra big party~!” “Yes. They could,” Maud said. She looked up at me. “Would you please impregnate my sister while she eats me out, Shepherd?” I groaned. I grabbed another cupcake and gulped it down in one bite. My body was filled with energy and warmth, and my cock rallied again like the champion it was. Hey, enough sex with beautiful women who care for you will improve your self esteem. Okay, yes. I know the prospect of becoming a father should scare any man. Certainly, it is a scary prospect. Yet at the same time, the idea of becoming a dad is something I also like very much. To be a father is a dream of mine. Finally… How the hell could you resist the prospect of knocking up beautiful women? Especially when they’re offering an incestuous threesome? Or perhaps a moresome, later. Oh right, first things first. “I’ll do my best,” I said happily, walking up and giving Pinkie’s juicy, fat ass another hard spanking. She moaned happily, burying her face in between her sister’s thighs. Maud let out another soft sigh, and ran her fingers through Pinkie’s mane. “That… Is all I ask,” Maud managed softly. I lined my cock up against Pinkie’s drooling pussy. She bumped herself against me, impatiently. I waited, just a bit longer. Just long enough to hear her moan. Pinkie Pie looked up piteously. “Shepherrrrd,” she groaned. “That was the look I wanted,” I said. “Though you could add more tears.” She did so, her eyes shiny as tears gathered at the corners. I reached down and patted her cheek. “Perfect!” I said. I gripped her hips and rammed into her more than ready pussy. The deep, womanly groan she let out was of relief and pleasure. The moan I gave out was just as eager. Her pussy was so warm, tight, and slick. I began to pound away at her pussy, my hips slapping into her thick bottom. I reached up and gripped her large, hanging breasts, using them as handles as I rammed into her furiously. Her pussy contracted, first and her entrance and then the middle, and then at the end-Like her amazing throat. God she really was incredible. Even if she was a pink Eldritch abomination in a pony-er, human suit. Or maybe she's a succubus. That would explain some things. Her pussy was so wet, her juices like fine oil all over my cock. Even as I plowed away at her as furiously as I could, our bodies slapping together loud enough to fill the large room, she kept determinedly licking and lapping at Maud’s pussy. Well enough that Maud sighed and came all over Pinkie’s face. She screamed happily in response, and her pussy seemed to shrink around me. I held onto her, feeling lightheaded, as the sultry siren milked another orgasm out of me. I filled up her needy womb with spurt after spurt of my cum-Just as much as when I’d started this crazy day. Enough that Pinkie’s round belly became a lot rounder. I nuzzled the back of her head and kissed the top, as she moaned in bliss. “Haaa… Haaa… Oooh,” Pinkie mumbled. She giggled. “Wow… There goes my… Energy… For a while.” “You have plenty to spare,” I mumbled back. I slapped her tits around, and she trembled all over. “Now… Are you sure you can’t tell me… About tonight?” All I got was a snore. Pinkie Pie slid out from my arms, and I sighed. I picked her up and set her down on the bed next to Maud. “Plow all night, she said,” I muttered. Maud nodded. “That just indicates how good you are at this,” she said. “My mind is blown. I am ruined for any other male. I will be your sex slave, wife, concubine-Whatever you wish of me.” “Let’s… Not go that far,” I said gently. I sighed. “You two get some sleep. I’ll see you later.” I went to the shower alone, cleaned off, and came back out. I got my clothes, and pulled them back on. The sex was great, yes. I still needed to go yell at Twilight a lot. Or punish her. I’d decide on which when I saw her. Who knew I was actually falling into her devious hooves? •••••••••• Author's Note We're still going with this! And there will be some Sparity and other lemons in the future. So stay tuned!
Six•••••••••• I readjusted my pants as I walked out of the Sugercube Corner. They had fit perfectly when Rarity had made them, but it had been a while… and I had been getting a lot of exercise lately. Today I had gotten more than my fair share. My mind replayed the morning so far. Hate-fucking Starlight Glimmer into oblivion… nasty office sex with the Mayor… jumped in the shower by Maud… before her sister Pinky tag teamed in. As much as I hadn’t enjoyed the shock, Be a Human Day did seem to be working in my favor. Oh, right. I needed to find Twilight and deal with it all. Which, if Pinkie was to be believed, wasn’t really about me. So maybe less dealing with the holiday, and more venting my ire at Twilight for not giving me any warning. Pinkie’s special refreshments full of primate lust minerals were as excellent as her more standard fare, although a danger to diabetics everywhere. My feet led me to Rarity’s boutique, as the next closest business run by one of our friends. Despite my fatigue, I was fully aware of my surroundings. All of the barely clothed pony people around me, going about their day… Though they certainly seemed a lot flirtier and handsy with one another. No pun intended. That helped me remember why I was so annoyed. The sex was awesome, but this was still weird. Not to mention potentially dangerous. I knocked on the boutique doors. I rang the bell. I got no response. I glowered and opened the door, stalking in. The lobby was deserted. “Rarity!” I shouted. “Rarity! I want to talk to you-” “OHHHH CELESTIA YESSS~!” She screamed back from upstairs. Of course, nothing today was easy. I winced. I really shouldn’t look. I really shouldn’t see what was going on. I shouldn’t be going upstairs to see the wide open doors to Rarity’s bedroom. And I certainly shouldn’t be peeking in and… Well, as expected, Rarity’s human form was just as gorgeous as her pony form. Perfect, flawless skin. Long legs, perfectly curved hips, generous tear-drop shaped breasts, the face of an angel… Which was currently screwed up in pleasure, her make up running down her sweaty, tear streaked cheeks as she wailed from the hard, harsh fucking she was getting from behind. Her partner was a skinny teenaged boy with spiky green hair, green slitted eyes, and sharp teeth. His claw-like fingers dug into Rarity’s breasts, using them like handles as he rammed into her fiercely. His hips slapped hard against her firm bottom, and judging from the red marks all over her slender body, the copious juices dripping from their privates, and the stink of sex, they’d been at this for a while. They were so wrapped up in it they didn't even notice me. Which, really, was for the best. I very calmly pulled myself away, and walked back as quietly as I could. Which was difficult thanks to the steel hard stiffy I was now sporting in my trousers. I made it to the window near the stairs, and rubbed my face. “Great,” I muttered. “Well, let’s hope it doesn’t lead into a gigantic orgy across town.” I looked out the window. I squinted. So far, no massive orgies. That I could see, anyway. Just a slim, athletic woman with rainbow hair and blue wings, who was pressing her small but perky tits right up against the glass. I stared at her. She stared back. She cast the windows open with a flourish, the wind blowing through her hair. She smiled and licked her lips. I blinked, and found some words to say. “Hey Rainbow Dash-” I began, only for her to grab me by the shoulders and yank me out the window. “BWAHHH!” Rainbow Dash ascended, her wings flapping hard as she carried me off in the direction of the Everfree Forest. Part of me was very impressed that she seemed to be able to fly just as well in this form as she could in her pegasus form. The rest of me was confused and angry. “RAINBOW DASH!” I shouted up at her. “WHAT THE HELL?!” “What the hell?!” She shouted back, her red eyes narrowed down at me. “What the Hell is up with you?! You bucked everypony around here but me?!” Despite the situation, I managed to wince. “I haven’t seen you all day!” I shouted back, squirming in her grip. “That’s not my fault-!” “Then you go and plow Pinkie Pie, who didn’t wait her turn,” Dash seethed. She glared with her admittedly beautiful red eyes down at me. “So now,” she resumed, “I am pissed. I am horny. And your plot is mine.” She paused. “And Fluttershy’s,” she said. I took a moment to process that, as we flew through the air. “Oh shit,” I muttered. •••••••••• Author's Note Sorry it's a bit short. Work is kicking my ass. But I hope it made you smile.
Seven•••••••••• The trip to Fluttershy’s cottage was quick, but not so quick I couldn’t worry about what I was in for. Fluttershy was the first pony I ever befriended. She found me and saved me from the Everfree Forest. Nursed me back to health and watched over me as I healed. She was probably the kindest, sweetest pony you would ever meet. She was also the most repressed pony you will ever meet, who was more comfortable with animals than ponies. She rarely if ever indulged in any feeling she had, out of sheer fear of those feelings and the consequences thereof. Especially when it comes to romantic feelings. Not to brag, but she was also kind of in love with me. As in, madly in love with me. Unable to do anything about it. Not that I could do much either. It was awkward. Sure, I was getting used to the idea that I was never going to get home again. And let’s just say that a girl who loved me with all her heart and soul was attractive, regardless of whether or not she had hooves and wings. But the whole species barrier was a rather high hurdle to overcome. Was. Past tense. The very rare occasions Fluttershy does indulge herself - the incident with the self confidence coach springs to mind - all of those repressed emotions, wants, and desires come shooting out. And I suspected that in this instance, trying to control the process would be like a crowd watching a child trying to control a fire hose- it ends with everyone sore and wet. We started losing altitude, snapping me back to reality. I recognized Fluttershy’s house, and my stomach started tying itself in knots. I wasn’t entirely sure how this was going to go down, but based on the morning so far, odds were good that it would be both awkward and full of sex. “Woahhhhh-!” I shouted in shock as the ground came up a lot faster than I was expecting. Dash swung me down and forward, and I landed in a forward shoulder roll. I ended up on my back, groaning a bit. I sat up and shot a glare at Dash, who had landed a few feet ahead of me. “What the hell?!” I demanded. The naked winged girl glared back, hands on her hips. “Well excuse me! I’m not used to flying in this form!” She growled. She shook her head. “How do humans fly on your world, anyway?” “Better than that,” I grumbled. She walked up and pulled me to my feet, leaning back with her whole body to get me up. She then shoved me towards Fluttershy’s door. “Yeah whatever. Now go on! Get in there!” She ordered. “Wait what-?” I tried, but she shook her head. “Element of Loyalty, remember?” She said. “Besides, there’s no better wingmare than me!” She winked and grinned. Then she glared and shoved me again. “Now go!” I took a deep breath. I’d been taking a lot of those today. I knocked on the door, rapping my knuckles against the hard wood. “O-Oh,” Fluttershy’s voice carried through it nevertheless, “pl-please… Come in…” I glanced back at Dash one last time, who was impatiently glaring. I opened the door and walked into the small cottage. I shut the door behind me, but I could tell Dash was going to be watching through the windows. The fact she had her face pressed up against one in the most obvious way possible was a dead giveaway. Right, focus. Fluttershy was wrapped in a blanket and hiding behind her couch. The top of her head was just visible, as she peeked at me. “H-Hello, Shepherd,” she managed softly. I walked over to her and smiled. “Hey Fluttershy,” I said. “You went with this too, huh?” Fluttershy’s entire face turned bright red, and she nodded quickly. She sank down a bit lower. “W-Well… I’ve always… Wanted to be a human,” she murmured. “Ever since I met you, and um…” I reached out and grabbed her shoulders. She squeaked, and I pulled her up to look me right in the eyes. Her wings shuffled, and the blanket fell from her shoulders as she stood up. Now, every mare turned woman had been completely beautiful, each in their own way. Maybe it was an artifact of the magic? Maybe it was translating how attractive they were as ponies? For Fluttershy… I couldn’t really think. Even with all the sex and female beauty I’d been exposed to, my jaw dropped and eyes glazed over. She was tall-Taller than me, actually. Her long, beautiful hair cascaded down her back and shoulders like a perfect waterfall. Her eyes were just as expressive as before, and glimmered like diamonds. Her lips were the color of rose petals, and looked just as soft and inviting. Her skin was lightly tanned, and she had dimples on her cheeks. And her body? Oh damn. The fact she was busty went without saying. Her breasts weren’t as huge as Pinkie Pie’s, but they were perfectly formed and perky. They shook slightly as Fluttershy trembled and my eyes were locked on to every jiggle. Her hips were just as perfectly shaped, curving down from a strong hourglass figure into long, shapely legs just begging to be wrapped around a man’s waist. Her stomach was smooth, just the slightest hint of her abs showing. Her ass was round and smooth, and she had just a bit of extra padding around her waist. The fact she was already trying to cover up, her face red, just made her hotter. How weird was that? No wonder she was a model, if this is how her form was translated between species. “Um… I um…” She slowly looked at me. Or tried to, her eyes almost meeting mine a few times. “Y-You know... I wanted to… To make you happy. I’m sorry if I don’t look-” I reached out and pulled her against me. She gasped as she looked up at me, for a second, before I kissed her inviting lips. Fluttershy froze for just a second, before she wrapped her arms around me and eagerly kissed back. The world turned into just Fluttershy’s warm body, eager lips, and beautiful voice moaning into my mouth. She thrust her tongue between my lips, and mine wrapped around hers as we wrestled with our mouths. My fingers ran through her long, beautiful hair. I’d enjoyed grooming her with a brush from time to time, given how long and soft it was. Thanks to different sensitivities for humans though, the sensation made her moan wantonly. Our kiss became wetter and sloppier, as our hands became more daring. I gripped her bottom and squeezed hard, making her gasp through her nostrils. She clutched at my buttocks in turn, and I growled against her lips. I broke the kiss, panting hard against her mouth. I looked her deep in her green eyes, beautiful in any form. “Haa… Haa… You’re gorgeous,” I said emphatically, “I love you.” Her face turned bright red. She licked her lips, looking hungry. “So,” I said, “how do you want to-?” Fluttershy wrapped her arms tightly around my waist, kicked my feet out from under me, and she fell back. We landed on the couch, me on top, as I yelped in surprise. Fluttershy growled deeply, her eyes darkened with lust. “Buck me and put a foal in my pony pussy, ponybucker!” She snarled in a tone that made my dick hard as steel. The feral look vanished from her face, and she immediately became apologetic. “O-Oh! Oh, I-I’m so sorry Shepherd I didn’t mean to-” I kissed her again, and got out of my clothes as fast as I could. I pushed her long, gorgeous legs apart. I would spend a lot more time with them later-On her entire body, later-but right now? I had a mission to accomplish. “Mmph… Keep doing that,” I growled in her ear. I bit her earlobe and made her gasp. My hands grasped her huge, perky breasts and I fondled them eagerly. “Let it all go. Now.” Fluttershy smiled happily. Her hooded sex kitten expression returned as she bore her teeth. She had cute little fangs, left over from when she’d turned into an apple sucking vampire. “BUCK MY TIGHT CUNT YOU HUMAN BASTARD!” She squealed. I grasped my cock, found her pussy, and rammed into her with the full force of my hips! Fluttershy screamed, throwing her head back as she wrapped her long legs around my waist. My eyes crossed as her pussy convulsed around me, and she squirted all over my lower belly. Yeah, I lost my mind after that. I rammed into her like a piston, pounding Fluttershy into the couch as my hands and mouth were savagely occupied with her breasts, neck, face, hair, hips, ass, thighs, and pussy. Her hands and mouth left marks on my throat, my back and shoulders, my chest, and my ass. Neither of us cared, so engrossed in fucking as hard as we could. The couch actually buckled underneath our passion, groaning almost as loudly as we were. I could see my cock slightly in her lower stomach each time I bottomed out. I felt like I was reaching her womb! Like I said, Fluttershy was easily one of the most repressed ponies I’d ever met. So when we got to sex? She didn’t want anything complicated. “BUCK ME! BUCK ME! KNOCK ME UP YOU BASTARD!” She shrieked. “BUCK A FOAL INTO MY PUSSY! WRECK ME YOU COWARD! HARDER! HARDERRRRRRR~!” Her eyes rolled in the back of her head, and her shrieks stopped as her nails dug deeply into my shoulder blades. I bit down on her shoulder to contain my own scream, the spike of pain shooting along my spine like a live electrical current! I could taste blood. My eyes crossed. Fluttershy closed tightly around me like a vice, clinging to me as tightly as possible inside and out. I erupted in a gusher, shooting off again and again and again… I collapsed atop her, letting her shoulder go as I sucked in as many deep breaths as I could. She was left breathing softly, her chest going up and down underneath me. Her fingernails withdrew from my shoulders… And apologetically began to stroke me up and down, massaging my muscles. I returned the favor with a nuzzle to her neck, and apology kisses to her bruised shoulders and throat. Our eyes finally met. She was blushing again, softer this time. “I… I’m sorry,” she murmured. “I’m sorry I hurt you…” I nuzzled her, and chuckled. “It’s okay,” I whispered back, between kisses to her neck that made her coo like a dove. “I… I love you when you’re gentle, and when you’re… Not so gentle.” “Still,” Fluttershy mumbled, “I didn’t mean to…” “Well, if it helps,” I said with a grin, Maud’s crystals still going right to my dick and resuscitating my libido, “we can do it again. In many different ways, as many times as we want to~.” Fluttershy trembled and let out a soft moan, her inner muscles clutching at my revived cock. I held back a groan and nuzzled her neck again. “Later, yeah! But not now!” We both looked to our right, where a very impatient Rainbow Dash was hovering. Her hands were on her smaller but perky breasts, while her juices dripped down her athletic inner thighs. Her hips were certainly child bearing, that was for sure. “Come on Shy, you promised,” Dash whined. Fluttershy beamed up at her oldest friend, and then back to me. “You’re right,” she said, “thank you Rainbow Dash.” She gently pushed me up, and I awkwardly sat onto the now soaked couch. She tried to stand up, but fell back-I caught her. She giggled, almost drunkenly, and began to flap her wings. “Let me just get some first aid for Shepherd,” she said, slowly flying off upstairs. Dash groaned, both her hands going between her thighs. Dash gave me the most pitiful look imaginable. Kicked puppies didn’t have nearly the same ability to control your emotions. I sighed, and grabbed her around her waist. Dash yelped as I yanked her into my embrace, and kissed her deeply. She squirmed on my lap, and I reached out to grab her foot. “N-No, wait-!” Dash tried, but the moment my hand wrapped around her tiny foot, she let out a loud moan. Her pussy gushed a bit, adding to the juices from Fluttershy covering my cock. I looked up at Dash, who was now blushing from head to toe. “Sensitive feet?” I asked in disbelief, choking back a laugh. Dash pouted adorably. “Hooves… And yeah,” she mumbled. “D-Don’t make a big deal out of it! You shouldn’t-!” I pushed her down onto the floor, and lifted her legs up. She yelped as I lifted her feet up, up higher, almost over her head. I then gave her a devilish grin. Dash glared. “D-Don’t you dare! You had better not-!” I kissed her toes, and Dash’s eyes crossed. “AHN~!” I massaged both of her feet, keeping her moaning. Not granted, I wasn’t really a foot fetishist. That’s kind of… Weird. But I had to admit, Dash’s were very cute and comely. The fact they were her weak points was also very nice, especially as I stroked up her calves and then back to her ankles. I pulled her legs apart wide, as she spread her wings. She whimpered as I lifted her bottom up, and bent my knees. “Y-You, you-!” “You said you were pissed and horny,” I said with a grin. “Let me fix that for you.” I plunged into her tight pussy. The angle was a tiny bit awkward, I’ll admit, but the fact I could hit her clitoris, G and A spots in a single thrust would make it good. “OHHHHWAAAAHHHNNN~!” The fact Rainbow Dash came hard as I penetrated her hot, tight depths, tongue lolling out as her eyes went everywhere, proved it. I groaned in bliss. Despite everything, Dash was still clenching her athletic muscles around me. Trying to make it feel even better for me. Just like the Element of Loyalty should. I began to jackhammer into her from above, her wings weakly flapping like a drunken bird on the ground. I sucked in huge lungfuls of air as I plowed on into her, ramming deep with the power of gravity on my side. Her loud cute cries, that she tried to contain by biting the back of her hand, just made it even better. Fluttershy hovered down the stairs, sighing a bit. “You could have waited for me,” she said, a bit more loudly than her usual over Dash’s cries. “Sorry,” I said. “I’ll, haa, make it up to you later, haa!” Fluttershy smiled warmly as Dash screamed in another orgasm. “I certainly hope so,” she said. Author's Note And we're back! Sorry for the delay! Well, Shepherd has gotten even more sidetracked! Will he get back on task in order to find Princess Twilight to sort this mess out? She certainly hopes so.
Finale I looked between the two princesses. One of the Sun, one of the Moon. As much as Fluttershy is still the most beautiful pony-turned human I have seen, I love her. Objectively speaking, human alicorns are walking perfection. I hope I never see Princess Cadence in human form. I don’t know if I could take seeing the personification of love. “So…” I said, both eager and slightly nervous. “Who’s going first?” “First?” Luna asked with a grin. “No need to take turns. You don’t mind if I sit on your face, do you, Shepard?” Celestia smiled at her sister. “Most kind. That will leave me the best seat in the house.” Twilight and I let out almost simultaneous little whines, and I looked at her. While at first I had thought she looked practically perfect- and ye gods were alicorns perfect- there were signs that something was off. Her hair was a bit fussed. She was biting her lip. Her fists were clenched, and she was rubbing her thighs together ever so slowly. “Since she’s been such a naughty princess, we’ve let her watch, but her punishment is that she hasn’t been able to orgasm all day,” Luna explained, noticing my stare. I blinked. “Oh. That’s cruel and unusual. And much better than anything I could have come up with,” I smiled back at Luna. Twilight gave me a glare that was somewhat ruined by how hard she was biting her lower lip. “I’ve been watching all day, Shepard. Once you’ve satisfied them, I’ve got full reign with you. I’m going to ride you so long that we both chafe. You’re going to slam me against the wall. I’m going to give you a literal flying fuck. We’re going to try every position in the Ties that Bind and every one invented since and a few that we’ll make up as we go. I’m going to invent a temporal spell that steals your future sperm so that you will never run out, and then I’m going to empty your balls despite that. By the time we’re finished, I’ll have cups of your cum flowing out of all of my orifices, and we’ll both be so numb with endorphins and serotonin that we’ll barely be coherent.” Oh dear. I looked beseechingly at the royal sisters. “Don’t worry. We’ll keep you alive and well,” Celestia said. “Shall we set his ardor aflame like in the old days, Sister?” Luna asked coquettishly. She looked deeply into her sister’s eyes, and licked her lips, before she leaned in to kiss her. I watched as the living embodiments of celestial bodies started nibbling each other’s lips before Celestia’s mouth opened wide enough for Luna’s tongue to slip inside. Celestia’s hands slid down Luna’s wings, down her back and around to her front, cupping her generous breasts and inducing a low moan from them both. Yeah. My brain just kind of shut down. “Always works,” Celestia giggled. Luna turned her head to look me over, spotting my erection. “Is that all it took? I had hoped we’d need to do a bit more.” Her large grin suggested she wasn’t too disappointed. I felt myself lifted up and floating over the bed. Celestia’s horn glowed softly, and I dropped a foot to land on my back onto a luxuriously soft and decadent mattress. My view of the room was cut off as Luna sat on my chest, legs straddling me on either side. My eyes slowly tracked up her body- I could see the top of her vulva hiding her clit. An inch above, slightly iridescent hair that shifted between ebony dark and shades of purple when you looked at it from different angles and was trimmed into a crescent moon. Then a stretch of taught stomach before perfect, heavy breasts with just enough sag so that her nipples pointed straight out rather than up. “Twilight says you know how to use your mouth. I’ll trust her judgment since she’s been watching you all day.” My hands wrapped around her ass, my fingers grabbing hold, and I pulled her forwards, over my chin, until my nose was being tickled by her pubes. She tasted appropriately divine. But my attention was distracted as a hot, wet sheath engulfed my cock. I moaned into Luna, who grinned and ground her pussy against my lips. “I’ll need all your attention up here. Celestia will take care of things back there.” Of that I had no doubt. Spike woke suddenly. He blinked and remembered how he had spent the night. There were no words… Other than that he fucked Rarity so hard, they broke the bed. Then kept going. “Okay that happened.” He blinked again and looked at himself. “Oh. I’m back to normal.” He realized while he was a dragon again, Rarity was still human and his head was now nuzzled against her bosom. Definitely worse ways to wake up. “Well. It was nice while he lasted,” he quietly muttered trying to not wake the resting beauty. Spike started to slip from the ruins of Rarity’s bed. He was off the wreckage, and about to head for the door when she spoke. “Just where do you think you’re going, lover?” Spike froze. He turned back to Rarity, but wasn’t able to meet her gaze. Her nudity made that simple. “Uhhhh, well I’m back to normal so I figured you were done with me. I didn’t want to be a bother so I thought I’d leave before you woke. Obviously that didn’t work,” Spike tore his eyes away from her breasts to focus on the ceiling. How could he believe she’d ever want him as he really was? “Oh my dear dear Spikey Wikey. I am nowhere near done with you. I’m actually glad you returned to normal.” She purred as her hand moved down his belly to his groin and began rubbing his dragonhood awake. “Wait, what?” Spike asked, quite intelligently. “I had hoped to be able to take you as a dragon, but was afraid the spell would wear off on us both at the same time. This is perfect though,” she explained as his erection grew in her hands. “So, I hope this is for me?” Before Spike could reply, she wrapped her lips around his shaft and dove forward until her lips rested against the scales of his groin. His erection sprang to full size, filling her mouth with hot dragon meat. Spike grit his teeth and clenched his hands, all his willpower focused on not grabbing her head. Rarity snorted, and he felt her hands grab hold of his and place them in her hair. His small talons slid between her hair and gingerly but firmly took hold of her head. Rarity slid back, his cock sliding over her tongue until it slipped out of her mouth. Three words. “Use me, Spike.” His hips slammed forward, pulling her head up against his belly. She choked around his cock, and he pulled back, worried. Rarity took a quick gulp of air before grabbing his ass and pulling herself back down on his rod again. Spike gasped as the head of his cock slid back into her throat. This time she didn’t choke, and he fucked her face until spit ran down her chin and all over her breasts. “Oh god, Rarity! I’m going to cum!” Before he could erupt, she knocked his hands off her head and pulled back, bringing his face up until she could slide it between her breasts. “Now now… Let’s not end this encore so soon, hmm~? I think you want to put it somewhere else, hmm?” Spike, without hesitation, opened wide and suckled her nipples, just teasing them with his sharp teeth. Rarity lit up and moaned in pleasure. “Yes! My dragon. Just like that. Your tongue too! I want you to come over, do this to me anytime you want! My dragon, coming to claim his treasure, whenever he wants-AHN! Yes, taking me!” Spike growled. “You’re my treasure? To take as I wish?” “Yes!” He didn’t stop sucking her breasts, but his tail curled up off the ground, the end of it sliding up against her pussy. “Spike?” Rarity asked. “I want to make my treasure feel good,” he said. His tail slid inside. He could feel Rarity stiffen and let out a little breath. “Too much?” He asked, nervously. Rarity shook her head. “Don’t move.” Spike followed directions, and Rarity reached down and grabbed his tail. She slowly pushed it further into herself, fractions of an inch each second until Spike felt something tickle the tip of his tail. “You can go in up to there,” Rarity panted. “We’ll have to experiment after I’m a pony again.” The idea of sex with Rarity as she normally looked gave Spike renewed energy. He slid his tail out and smiled at the noises Rarity made, which doubled in volume as he slid it back in again. “Yes, keep doing that Spike!” He licked and nibbled her nipples as his tail railed his beautiful treasure relentlessly until she was letting out a near continuous whine. “Stop, I’m going to cum. Fuck me Spike!” He paused for a moment, tempted to watch her cum all over his tail, but shook his head with a grin and repositioned his body to penetrate his Rarity. “Rarity… Oh…!” He eased his still erect penis into her. “Not exactly how I expected my first time as a drake to go.” “I hope you’re not disappointed?” “No way!” Neither one spoke more as Spike drove himself in and out of her, his cock following the same trail as his tail, but hitting all different buttons inside as the ridges and bumps stretched her out in glorious ways. “Are you ready?” Rarity asked. “I was almost there, and you feel so good!” “Cum for me,” Spike nodded. Rarity bit her lip. “Rub my clit,” she whispered. His hand barely touched it when she moaned and clenched up around him. That was all it took, and he groaned as his muscles tightened up and he started flooding her with his seed. A few minutes later they had both recovered. “My word, darling, I didn’t think you had that much left in you!” Spike chuckled. “Yesterday I must have given you all of my human… love. Even so, this is a bit… much.” “Don’t be embarrassed, it’s amazing.” Rarity ran fingers over his face. “Well then. I guess I had better make sure you don’t get backed up so far again. You’ll need to come claim me pretty often.” “Don’t worry, I will!” Spike grinned. “Please… Never doubt my love again,” Rarity said, “I’ve wanted to do this with you for so long.” “H-How long?” Spike asked. “... Since you seized me in giant form,” Rarity admitted, red coloring her pale cheeks. “Wha- Really?!” “A mare doesn’t forget being seized and carried off like a prize,” Rarity said, winking. “So you-” “I wanted you to… To grow up a bit, first,” Rarity flushed. “Though, I did wonder if you’d still want me.” Spike grinned. “And now?” Rarity smirked, and squeezed herself around him. “What do you think, darling~?” “Mmm…” Spike nuzzled her. Rarity sighed deeply as Spike’s length started to grow inside of her again. “That said… You really do have incredible stamina. I’m not sure I’ll be enough.” Spike slowly continued to enjoy her depths, but kept his eyes locked on hers. “You will always be more than enough for me.” Rarity began to coo as he continued his love making. “Yes, keep that pace, yes just like that! Ahh… You mean you wouldn’t want a herd like Shepherd’s? Like if, ha, Gabby were to approach you?” This brought Spike to a halt. “Gabby? What? I mean, we’re just friends.” Rarity gave him a playful pout. “Oh Spikey… Surely you wouldn't deny her the chance if it presented itself?” “Not without running it by you. I mean… “ Her hand pressed against his mouth, silencing him. “Spike, perhaps this is a conversation for later. I do want you to get back to…” Her legs suddenly wrapped around his waist, pulling the dragon back in. “Making sweet love to me?” “As you wish” Spike smiled, and went back to work. Though, for a moment, he did wonder about the others… I was vaguely aware I was in a hospital. I’d been there a couple of times, after all. Hard not to recognize the white ceiling and smell of disinfectants. I felt rather numb all over, from what I realized were probably pain relieving potions. Yeah, I was very familiar with those, too. “He’s waking up!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully. I looked up, blinking my eyes several times. It allowed me to resolve the face of my pink haired paramour. The still very human face of my pinked haired paramour. I looked beyond Pinkie: Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Ivory Scroll, Starlight Glimmer, Maude, Applejack, Celestia and Luna were all there. Nurse Redheart, still in her own attractive humanoid form, was checking my vitals. “So… I’m not dead?” I asked. “Of course you’re not dead, stupid,” Dash laughed, pressing on my leg gently. “Though geez, you got close!” “Not that close,” Twilight said with a blush. “Perhaps a bit too close, ahem,” Celestia mumbled. “Sorry,” Luna said, wincing. “Stupid, reckless human,” Redheart huffed. She shot a deadly glare at me. “You snapped your clavicle!” “I needed to reach Celestia’s-” “Don’t finish that,” Celestia said, with a frown that was threatening to break into laughter. “Abrasions over sixty percent of your body!” “The carpet wasn’t as soft as it looked. You might want to see about that,” I commented to the royalty. “Noted,” Luna stated. “Your pelvis is broken in three places!” “Go big, or go home, right?” “Mm, yes, you certainly did that,” Luna teased gently. “Five broken ribs!” “That was a bit over the top,” I winced. That stunt had ended things, unless I had a concussion as well, and had forgotten something. I blinked and looked around for a clock. “I thought Human Day was over? Why are you all still in human form?” I asked. “Ah, well,” Celestia blushed, as did the rest of the girls. Save for Redheart, who just shook her head. “Turns out that everyone’s cycle was set to the same by the transformation spell,” Redheart stated. “And now, they can’t change back.” I blinked. I blinked again. “Because…?” I prompted. I mean, I was probably legally high on pain potions. “Because you got us all preggers!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully. More silence. Everypony (well, one) was still blushing, pleased. I weakly threw a fist up into the air. “Humans! Are! Superior!” I cried, even as my body screamed how bad an idea this was via pain. Redheart pushed my arm down with a scowl. “Stop that! You’re still recovering!” Dash scowled. “Well that’s a lame reaction,” she grumbled. “Wait what?!” Ivory Scroll and Fluttershy gasped. “Actually,” Twilight interjected, “turns out the spell duration is a bit variable, and it lasts for most everypony longer than a day, Dash’s little practical joke aside.” “So… I’m not pregnant?” Fluttershy asked, looking heartbroken. “Oh! Well, uh, that’s good,” Starlight said, “it would make my work a little more difficult.” “No need to rush,” Applejack said, winking at me… And smacking the back of Dash’s head. “OW! Hey!” Dash looked over at me, and shrugged, “what? I can’t get pregnant now! I just became a Wonderbolt! Uh… No offense!” “None taken,” I said dryly. “Hm. Shame,” Maud stated, staring intently at me. “My boobs could have gotten sooo much bigger!” Pinkie whined. “We know your pain, Pinkie Pie,” Luna said, gazing at me with some longing. Celestia chuckled, and patted her sister’s shoulder. “Now now, sister, he had no complaints last night.” “Sister!” Luna gasped, scandalized. “Oh, uh, what a relief!” Ivory Scroll said awkwardly, fanning her face. “Um, no offense Shepherd. None at all! I just… being human for a day or so was fantastic. But being stuck for a year?” I blinked, then realized. “Oh, humans only take nine months. But I get your point.” Dash, being kind, gently pushed Fluttershy up next to me. Close enough I could reach out and take her hand. She looked up at me, tears shining in her beautiful eyes. “We can try it again,” I said gently, a radiant smile on my face. One she soon joined, as she began to cry harder. She hugged me tightly, and I winced. “Ribs, ribs…!” “Oh-oh sorry! Sorry!” Fluttershy apologized. “I uh… Oh my… I-I mean…” She looked nervously up at Twilight. But the alicorn-turned-human smiled gently. “We’ll work it out, everypony,” she said, “but for now? Let’s just let Shepherd recuperate.” “Thank you!” Nurse Redheart growled. She rolled her eyes as she began to usher the mares out of my hospital room. Fluttershy held onto my hand, reluctant to let me go. I couldn’t help feeling the same, despite… How I was feeling. Applejack just squeezed my good shoulder before departing, despite Redheart’s glare. Maud just kept staring intensely. Yeah, I was going to have to talk to her too, after this. Maybe Starlight too, as she headed out with a lingering glance. The Mayor wouldn’t even look me in the eyes. I hoped out of awkwardness rather than regret. Twilight followed Fluttershy out, whispering something to her that seemed to cheer her up. I hoped that wasn’t a worrying sign. Redheart shook her head, rolling her eyes at me. “You are just unbelievable sometimes,” she sighed. “Sometimes?” I quipped. I regretted it as she poked me in the ribs. “OW! What happened to first, do no harm?!” “That oath didn’t include humans,” Redheart sniffed, as she headed out. “It totally does!” I called after her. She shut the door behind her, and I leaned back. Twilight hoved into view, looking a bit guilty. I blinked. “Huh? How’d you-?” “Just a simple illusion spell,” she said, “enough to fool Redheart… And the Princesses didn’t mind.” She gave me a sour expression. “Especially since I didn’t get my turn,” she stated, annoyance grinding through the air like ominous nails on a chalkboard. I winced. “Ah…Well… I mean… Er…” At my nervous expression, Twilight’s ire was replaced with anxiety. “O-Oh! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean-I’m not mad at you! I mean, er… They didn’t take it easy on you, did they?” “No,” I managed. Twilight leaned in and hugged me, magic gently surrounding me. It was comforting like a blanket and yet far more reaching. She nuzzled me. “I just wanted you to… To feel like you were home,” Twilight said softly, “and to show just how much we all care for you.” I pulled her into the bed, making her squeal. I winced and grit my teeth, trying to let the pain pass without screaming. That would just ruin the moment. “I am,” I said softly. I gently kissed her forehead, right under her horn. She flushed deeply, and it pleased me in some kind of emotional, primal way. “Good,” Twilight said, snuggling up to me, “because the moment you’re all healed?” Her eyes glowed, and I felt the power of her incredible, primal love and lust for me. A vision of a future filled with sex, joy, sex, a happy family, sex, and… Well you get the idea. “You. Are. Mine.” She gripped my arms with inhuman strength. It was very painful for all my injuries… But I still smiled. “I’m looking forward to it,” I gritted out, genuinely happy. For a holiday not about me? It was definitely making me feel like the star attraction. Meanwhile, in the Crystal Empire… Sunburst was marveling at his hands. Truly, humanity was blessed! To have such nimble, dextrous digits! To so easily manipulate things without a thought! He was so intent on his study, even as he walked through the palace, that he was unaware of where he was until he heard a door open. He looked down to see the blue haired, well muscled form of Prince Shining Armor, crawling on the crystal floor. He looked pale, and a bit thin. “Your Highness, are you all right?” Sunburst asked in concern. Shining looked up, and reached one of his hands out towards the magical tutor. “Sunburst… I need… Help…!” “What can I help you with, Your Highness?” Sunburst asked… Just as he heard leather clad boots on the floor. He looked up. His glasses slid down his face as he blushed. “Ah… Your Majesty…” Princess Cadance grinned at him, tall, curvy, and very nearly naked in her beautiful human form. She held up a whip, and cracked it ominously. “Now now, Shiny, you aren’t leaving your beloved wife now, are you?” She asked. “We’re only halfway through round 58!” “Sunburst… Please…” Shining asked. “Y-Yes, My Prince?” “... Tag in!” Shining cried. Sunburst stared at Shining. He stared at Cadance. His eyes rolled back into his head, as he fainted dead away onto the floor. Cadance giggled, as she helped her grinning husband up. “You were right,” Shining said, kissing his wife’s cheek, “this is more fun in human form.” “Told you! Now,” Cadence cracked her whip, “onto round 58! And… Bring Sunburst in with us.” “He’ll faint again.” “We’ll get him to loosen up, one way or another…” THE END Author's Note Took me a few years, and a lot of help from my friends Stonebrow and Fusionblaster, but here it is! FINISHED! (Save for maybe a few epilogue codas or something else smutty).
Eight A little over an hour later, Fluttershy’s house stank of sex and sweat. I lay on the floor, my face and groin slick with fluids as I sucked long deep breaths into my lungs. Dash and Fluttershy were lying next to each other on the bed. We’d moved to the bedroom eventually after breaking the couch so that we’d have enough room. I made a note to repair the couch for Fluttershy sometime next week, once I could move again, of course. The girls were worn out, and between the two of them, so was I, even with semi-magic sex crystals helping me out. Even after all of the crazy sex I’d had today, having a threesome with Fluttershy and Rainbowdash was… special. It wasn’t just the threesome, though we’d switched positions and partners many times, and I’d managed to fill both girls with more cum than I’d thought possible for a human to make in a week, let alone a day. Technically, plowing Pinky as she sucked my cum out of her sister counted, and I’d take that memory with me to the grave. Which, let’s be honest, might be closer than I think. If I were honest with myself, it was probably that I was in love with Fluttershy. I loved all the girls, in various ways, not least of which was deep friendship. I was broken out of my half asleep musing when Fluttershy called my name softly. I pulled myself up on my knees, and crawled around the bed to her, exhausted. She rolled over to face me, and cupped my head. “I know Human Day will be over soon, but I was hoping…” she bit her lip and blushed, but pressed on. “I was hoping we could find out if… um… humans and ponies can…” She finally stopped, too shy to continue. She took a deep breath and said, “Or maybe Twilight could turn you into a stallion? Not permanently of course!” She had finally come out and addressed the elephant in the room. Both of us wanted to be together, but a cross species relationship- it was peculiar even in Equestria, and the subject of jokes and courtroom hearings back on Earth. My tongue felt like lead in my mouth, but I forced it to move. “We’ll talk to Twilight about it, OK? And… I’m not opposed to either, or both, but- I need to think about it before I say yes. I don’t want to lie to you.” I gave her a friendly nuzzle, and despite what we’d been up to for the last hour, she blushed cutely. Fluttershy smiled slightly and nodded. “Thank you, Shepard.” She closed her eyes, and I watched her breathing change to a steady pace. I dragged myself to my feet, and pulled a sheet up over the girls before heading down stairs, and slugging back a large glass of water. Finally I pulled a sofa cushion free from the mess we’d made of it, and curled up on the floor, not wanting to wake the girls, even though I was sure they’d want me in bed. I woke up as I was being lowered into warm water. Not expecting this, and being half asleep, I panicked slightly. “Wha?!” I splashed at the water haphazardly until I realized I was in a metal bathtub. “Calm down, Shepard. I’m just giving you a bath. You really needed one.” I did calm down, as I recognized the voice. It was Applejack. I looked around and realized I was in a barn. A few more seconds and I recognized it as the Apple family barn, which made sense. I didn’t see her, but her voice had been from behind me. “Hey, Applejack. How’d I get here?” I asked. “Not that it’s not nice to see you, but I’m pretty sure I was at Fluttershy’s home.” “You were.” She walked into view with a bucket of water, and poured it into the bath, raising the water level. It was deliciously warm, and I let out a slow moan of appreciation. Then I took in the sight of Applejack. She wasn’t naked, surprisingly. It looked like she’d taken some tarpaulin or something and made a rudimentary set of overalls. It was covered in several stains already, and I could imagine why she’d need clothes working as hard as she did on the farm. I hoped Rarity never saw this, as she’d take it as an affront to fashion, but it was clearly a minimalist, functional garment. It was also fairly tight all over, and was barely holding her chest in. Applejack saw me looking and smiled. “I don’t have Rarity’s skill, but I don’t think it’s too bad for something I rigged up in half an hour. Or were you looking at what’s underneath?” “Both,” I admitted. “Good. You’re clearly exhausted. I carried you here from Fluttershy’s and you didn’t wake up even once. You stay there and enjoy the bath. I’m getting you some food, and once you’ve eaten, then maybe I’ll slip out of this and join you in getting wet?” My eyes danced over her lean, muscular physique, hidden to me, but all the more enticing. It was clear what she wanted. “That sounds excellent, but as much as the spirit is willing, and believe me, Applejack, I’m very willing, the flesh is…” I let out a sigh. “Weak. I can’t make any promises. You saw what those two did to me. I don’t know if I can get it up again.” Applejack didn’t seem discouraged. “How about after you eat,” she rubbed the crotch of her overalls, “I find you some dessert to munch on? Then we’ll see how you feel after that?” I grinned. “That sounds like a plan.” Fifteen minutes later, I was being served mac and cheese alongside a bowl of some kind of spicy lentil stew and a small salad. Applejack made me stay in the bath, and occasionally scooped out a bucket of water to replace it with a fresh, hot bucket. She did all this with a pronounced sway to her hips, and plenty of bending over farther than really necessary. I could see all the way down to her stomach between her breasts, and her toned ass was pressing against the fabric with each step. It was a kind of subtle sensuality that I honestly didn’t associate with the hard working farm pony. It made her seem more… Sophisticated. “Feeling better?” She asked, now behind me. She placed her hands on my shoulders, and began to rub them. I groaned softly, and leaned back into her touch. My head rested between her large, firm breasts. It was erotic but also very comforting. “Much,” I admitted with a soft sigh. “You know, you’re not normally this… Pampering.” “Sure ah am,” Applejack chuckled, making her boobs shake pleasantly against my head, “you jest don’t appreciate it as much when ah ain’t human.” “I do appreciate it,” I responded, “just… Differently.” I looked up into her eyes, as she smiled down on me. “Things are going to be very different around here after today.” “Sure are,” she confirmed, digging her thumbs in and loosening my shoulders. I sighed quietly. Applejack tilted her head. “Scared?” She asked. “A little,” I admitted. I looked up at her and smiled broadly, “but I’m happy too. It’s hard to explain. Honestly though, I don’t get why you’re so chill about all this.” Applejack chuckled softly, and cuddled me from behind. “Well, cause ah reckon you’ll need a mare who can herd this herd o’ crazy,” she said softly, “and ah reckon ah’ll be a good fit fer the job.” “Hmph, everyone underestimates the farm pony’s cunning,” I responded, pulling her down into the bath. She pulled off her overalls, and calmly set her hat down on a table nearby. She then tied up her blonde hair in a red handkerchief, with white polkadots. Honestly, it made her look hotter. And she probably knew it. Sun kissed tanned skin, with freckles on her shoulders. Firm, round breasts, that I took in hand and began to kiss and suckle as she settled in my lap. Firm abs, which I gave attention to with my hands as she pressed her tits around my face. She kept her hands going though, rubbing my shoulders and chest. This gentle warmth rallied my cock, who stood at attention. A little TLC and I was raring to go again, too. My hands kept going, grasping her round, firm bottom. I returned the favor, massaging her ass. She moaned appreciatively, but the wonderful scent of her arousal and her sighs indicated her impatience. Her puffy pussy lips were wet and glistening. I looked up at her coyly, and a pleasant blush fell on her cheeks. “How long were you watching~?” I asked. “Long enough,” Applejack chuckled, still rubbing my shoulders, “now relax… Lemme handle this~.” She sucked in a deep breath and slid her pussy down onto my cock. She may have been human right now, but apparently she retained her equine vaginal control because her muscles squeezed me. I let out a soft gasp as she took me in, slowly, her muscles massaging around my dick. Applejack bit her lower lip, and embraced me tightly. Her breasts were crushed against my chest, and I hugged her back. I looked up and pulled her into a kiss, as we sat together, connected. Her pussy fluttered around me, and she stifled a soft cry against my lips as she came. I cupped her cheek as I deepened the kiss, and she moaned again as she smothered me in her embrace. “Hnnn…” We just sat like that for a while, basking in eachother’s warmth and the heat of the bath. We explored each other gently, fingers trailing over each other’s bodies. It was deeply relaxing. Not worse than the frantic sex I’d been experiencing up to this point, but different. And very nice. We began to move slowly. Applejack’s strong, gorgeous legs pushed her up, and she lowered herself down, driving me in deeply. I pushed up with my hips, slipping harder up into her tight, welcoming sex. She would stop every now and again, and I’d eagerly suckle on her breasts or kiss and lick between them, as she reached down to fondle my balls or massage my thighs. I got close to orgasm a few times, but Applejack seemed to sense it… And would slow down, or stop entirely. After the third time, I groaned in annoyance. She grinned softly, though her smugness was diminished by the red on her cheeks and the contractions around my cock. “Haa… Haa… Say please~,” she crooned in my ear. I groaned again, and gripped her hips tightly. “Seriously?” I growled. I rammed up into her, turning her grin into an open mouthed gasp. “Uhn!” She managed another chuckle, though it was strained. “Well… Yer gonna have a herd after this,” she murmured, “you up to it?” “I think the gaping, cum filled pussies left in my wake speak for themselves,” I growled back, annoyed. I slapped her ass, and she gasped happily. She squeezed around me again. “Ahn… But mine’s powerful empty right now,” she crooned softly, grinding her nipples against my bare chest, “ain’tcha gonna fix that~? Or do ya need a few more tries t’ take the hint~?” Applejack was a tease. Goddamnit, she was a tease. I’d learned so much about everypony today. I found strength in my legs, and lifted her up in my arms, most of her weight settling on my cock. She gasped happily, wrapping her arms around my shoulders. I pushed her right up, and slammed her back down with a meaty, wet slap. My balance wasn’t perfect, but it was enough to keep us upright as I proceeded to slam fuck her up and down. I bent my knees to keep us stable, and to thrust up harder into her slick tightness. “UWAH! AHH! AHHN! AHNN! AHNN!” Applejack cried, her breasts bouncing into my face as I rammed her up and down. Her hair stayed up in her handkerchief, but was all over her sweaty face. I grit my teeth, and had a sudden, feral and stupid idea as I spied her hat on the side table. I paused, letting her tremble against me. I reached out, seized her hat, and put it on my head. She gasped in shock, eyes narrowing in challenge. “You… Cain’t… Have that… Without… Earnin’ it…!” She gasped out. I found a grin on my face as I pushed her onto her back in the tub, braced against the other rim. I held up her hips and she thrust them forward as I pounded her against the metal. The tub groaned with each thrust, as Applejack held on for dear life. Applejack was a pony strong enough to knock a house down with a kick, but in my arms, she felt as weak and delicate as a flower. And by her cries, she knew it too… And enjoyed it. “Yes yes yessss~! AHHHN!” She cried, another orgasm blasting through her. I gave it my all in a last ditch effort to bust my nut. Again. Like I had with so many other mares today. Yet… Our closeness gave me reason to slow down a bit. I held her more tenderly, and nuzzled her neck. She looked at me in some confusion, as I slowed my thrusts. “You… You ain’t gonna tease me back, are ya?” She asked. “Nah,” I murmured, “just something to say...” “Wha…?” Applejack asked. I put my lips on her ear and whispered: “I want you to have my foal.” Applejack’s face turned an even darker red. She let out a soft gasp as I shifted up deeper inside her, and fluid squirted around my cock buried in her pussy. I rolled my hips and pounded away, still hard, but not as frantic. She wrapped her strong legs around me and kissed my neck with a soft, feminine coo… Which was it for me, as I groaned her name and let loose my seed. The magic must have been working overtime, as it felt bigger than the other loads I’d shot into and onto several mares-turned-girls that day. Applejack held me tightly, panting quietly as she planted happy kisses all over my throat. I kissed her back just as warmly, “Haaa…” She sighed happily, “that.. That was… Wow…” “Mmm,” I murmured, kissing her ear, “yeah… You’re not the only one.. With soft power…” As comfortable as we were, I guess she couldn’t avoid some of her natural competitiveness. Which was fine: It was something I really liked about her. Applejack chuckled as we lounged in the cooling bath. She cuddled with me, and reached down to give my cock some gentle strokes. “Yeah… Though ah’d promised that to Fluttershy,” she murmured back. “First foal.” “Ugh… You guys… Planned this?” I muttered. Applejack chuckled and kissed my cheek. “We planned around you, sugarcube.” She went down on me, and I moaned and tangled my hands in her hair and along her sleek back as she blew me expertly. I came again in her mouth in almost no time, and she swallowed it all. She cleaned me up with her tongue, and grinned up at me with some of my cum on her tongue. Which she then swallowed, with a wink. My dick shot back up to full strength, and I had her again. This time, pounding her tight little pussy from behind as she neighed like a mare in heat. After I came in her, I fucked her face for a while before letting her ride me like a cowgirl. Then another position, and then another. It wasn’t the same savage primal heat as fucking the Pie sisters or plowing Fluttershy and Dash, but it was just as intimate and deep. And rather than draining me, it seemed to rejuvenate my body, mind and spirit. I cuddled with her on some hay, as the bath had long since gone cold, as she murmured sweet nothings into my ears and cuddled back. “Hey,” said a familiar voice. I looked up, eyes widening. It was Twilight Sparkle all right. She looked drop dead gorgeous in human form-High, proud breasts with barely any sag, wide hips, perfectly trimmed pubic hair, and a gentle, warm face. Her wings were spread behind her as she walked up to me, a sway in those hips. Her skin was light purpose and smooth, a beautiful contrast with her dark purple and pink hair. “... And where the hell have you been all day?” I demanded, without any rancor. I was even smiling back. Twilight leaned over and rested a hand on my chest. “There were a lot of participants for ‘Be a Human Day’, and I had to tend to them all,” she said. She then blushed, “that and I wanted to see how you did.” “Naughty, nerdy voyeur,” I accused, “I knew it. You perverted mad scientist.” Twilight giggled, and laid down next to me. I wrapped an arm around her waist, and pulled her close. “Guilty as charged,” she admitted. “Princess Celestia wasn’t very pleased with me. Even though I thought I was being very generous.” “Well, tell her I will happily punish you,” I growled, grabbing a handful of her thick ass to make her squeal, “and I’ll do it over and over, as many times as it takes.” “Mmm,” Twilight sighed, and nuzzled me back. She then sighed, and stood up. I looked up at her in confusion. She looked contrite, though she blushed hard. “Well, about that,” she said, tapping her fingers together, “since I’ve been, um… Watching you all day, uh, for science-” “Of course,” I deadpanned. “Princess Celestia and Luna demand that I observe one last… Session involving you, before I get any relief,” she said. She bowed her head. “Sorry for that, by the way.” “You’re forgiven,” I said. I nuzzled Applejack once more, as she fell asleep. I stood up, and Twilight magicked up a blanket to cover her with. “So… Who do I do as part of your punishment?” Her eyes and horn flashed with light, and we reappeared back in her castle. This time, in her bedroom. Two regal, tall, and beautiful women with horns and wings sat on the large bed. One had long, aurora-like hair, tanned skin, and kind eyes with white feathers. The other was pale, with midnight sky-like hair, and hungry eyes with dark blue feathers. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. “It is good to see you again, Ser Shepherd,” Luna said, blushing hard, “we have been waiting.” “It’s good for Twilight to expand the boundaries of knowledge, but she should do it in a more responsible way,” Celestia added, “after all,” and here her eyes flashed with sensual mischief, “this day has been quite a trial for you, has it not? Perhaps you would appreciate some aid.” I nodded very slowly. True, at the start of this day I was annoyed and worried. And disgusted. But now, I was much more mellow and forgiving. And hey: When you get laid this much, you learn to go with the flow if it leads to more sexy times. “I agree, Your Majesties,” I said. “Shall we begin?” Author's Note Took us a while, and I got a lot of help from friends, but... We're back in business!
