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I readjusted my pants as I walked out of the Sugercube Corner. They had fit perfectly when Rarity had made them, but it had been a while… and I had been getting a lot of exercise lately. Today I had gotten more than my fair share.

My mind replayed the morning so far.

Hate-fucking Starlight Glimmer into oblivion… nasty office sex with the Mayor… jumped in the shower by Maud… before her sister Pinky tag teamed in. As much as I hadn’t enjoyed the shock, Be a Human Day did seem to be working in my favor.

Oh, right. I needed to find Twilight and deal with it all.

Which, if Pinkie was to be believed, wasn’t really about me. So maybe less dealing with the holiday, and more venting my ire at Twilight for not giving me any warning.

Pinkie’s special refreshments full of primate lust minerals were as excellent as her more standard fare, although a danger to diabetics everywhere. My feet led me to Rarity’s boutique, as the next closest business run by one of our friends.

Despite my fatigue, I was fully aware of my surroundings. All of the barely clothed pony people around me, going about their day… Though they certainly seemed a lot flirtier and handsy with one another.

No pun intended.

That helped me remember why I was so annoyed. The sex was awesome, but this was still weird. Not to mention potentially dangerous.

I knocked on the boutique doors. I rang the bell. I got no response. I glowered and opened the door, stalking in. The lobby was deserted.

“Rarity!” I shouted. “Rarity! I want to talk to you-”

“OHHHH CELESTIA YESSS~!” She screamed back from upstairs.

Of course, nothing today was easy. I winced.

I really shouldn’t look. I really shouldn’t see what was going on. I shouldn’t be going upstairs to see the wide open doors to Rarity’s bedroom. And I certainly shouldn’t be peeking in and…

Well, as expected, Rarity’s human form was just as gorgeous as her pony form. Perfect, flawless skin. Long legs, perfectly curved hips, generous tear-drop shaped breasts, the face of an angel…

Which was currently screwed up in pleasure, her make up running down her sweaty, tear streaked cheeks as she wailed from the hard, harsh fucking she was getting from behind. Her partner was a skinny teenaged boy with spiky green hair, green slitted eyes, and sharp teeth. His claw-like fingers dug into Rarity’s breasts, using them like handles as he rammed into her fiercely.

His hips slapped hard against her firm bottom, and judging from the red marks all over her slender body, the copious juices dripping from their privates, and the stink of sex, they’d been at this for a while. They were so wrapped up in it they didn't even notice me. Which, really, was for the best.

I very calmly pulled myself away, and walked back as quietly as I could. Which was difficult thanks to the steel hard stiffy I was now sporting in my trousers. I made it to the window near the stairs, and rubbed my face.

“Great,” I muttered. “Well, let’s hope it doesn’t lead into a gigantic orgy across town.” I looked out the window. I squinted. So far, no massive orgies.

That I could see, anyway.

Just a slim, athletic woman with rainbow hair and blue wings, who was pressing her small but perky tits right up against the glass.

I stared at her. She stared back.

She cast the windows open with a flourish, the wind blowing through her hair. She smiled and licked her lips. I blinked, and found some words to say.

“Hey Rainbow Dash-” I began, only for her to grab me by the shoulders and yank me out the window.

“BWAHHH!”

Rainbow Dash ascended, her wings flapping hard as she carried me off in the direction of the Everfree Forest. Part of me was very impressed that she seemed to be able to fly just as well in this form as she could in her pegasus form. The rest of me was confused and angry.

“RAINBOW DASH!” I shouted up at her. “WHAT THE HELL?!”

“What the hell?!” She shouted back, her red eyes narrowed down at me. “What the Hell is up with you?! You bucked everypony around here but me?!”

Despite the situation, I managed to wince.

“I haven’t seen you all day!” I shouted back, squirming in her grip. “That’s not my fault-!”

“Then you go and plow Pinkie Pie, who didn’t wait her turn,” Dash seethed. She glared with her admittedly beautiful red eyes down at me.

“So now,” she resumed, “I am pissed. I am horny. And your plot is mine.”

She paused.

“And Fluttershy’s,” she said.

I took a moment to process that, as we flew through the air.

“Oh shit,” I muttered.

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Author's Note

Sorry it's a bit short. Work is kicking my ass. But I hope it made you smile.