We Bare Mares - Season 1

by _OtakuTsundere_

Rating: everyone
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Fluttershy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other
Length: 4327

Is this an alt. universe where Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy replace the three protagonists in the 'We Bare Bears' show? You 'betcha! *SOUNDS LIKE A STORM OF CHAOS, DOESN'T IT?*

First off, this series is a parody of 'We Bare Bares', which I obviously don't own the show, original plot, or characters. I don't own MLP and their characters, either. The only credit I have is coming up with some new hobbies/talents/characteristics for the protagonists. (Read the rest of this to see what I mean)

Second, go check out 'We Bare Bears', since I might've introduced you to it! It's really wholesome and adorable, so you'll probably love it! It's available to watch on Cartoon Network, Netflix, and Youtube.

P.S. You're the best, Daniel Chong! :3

Thank you! Enjoy the read- BUT wait! There's more!

In this universe, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie live in a world with humans, where they're the only ponies there. The three stick together like a family, and try their best to survive in the San Fransisco Bay area. Let's hope they don't do anything destructive...

*aHEm* In this volume, we will meet and get to know the alternate counterparts of these ponies. Introduction time!~
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ATTENTION: The butterfly of kindness is here to make us all 'squee' for joy!

Fluttershy is the eldest of the trio, being very shy and awkward around humans. But don't worry, she's getting better at her social life. Some of her hobbies are: drawing, reading mangas, hosting tea parties with imaginary friends, and cooking.

Next up, the fan-favorite cupcake eater has joined the party!

Pinkie Pie is lovable and sweet; but she also has a dark side, so don't mess with it. Her hobbies are the following: using the PartyApp, baking cupcakes, singing in random places, and breaking the fourth wall. She'll be friends with anypony erm, any human!

Never fear, because friendly neighborhood Rainbow Danger Dash is here!

Rainbow is the youngest of the three, and is always trying to pick a fight. And sometimes she isn't the best at pep talk with Fluttershy, but still, she cares for her older sisters a lot. Her hobbies include: playing basketball, beating video games, doing archery, and being overly sarcastic at times.

New and old characters will join the 'mane' cast later on, but for now these mares are stealing the show!

(Or should I say fan-fiction?- I don't know anymore. :p)

Do keep in mind that Flutters, Dashie, and Pinkie got their cutie marks differently than in canon; they never became friends with Twilight, AJ, and Rarity; and that Equestria isn't going to appear in this.

BUT, I will let you guys decide which MLP characters should appear in some future chapters as cameos or whatnot! So please look forward to that!

Now you can enjoy my fan-fiction!!~ (I promise I won't bother you anymore, lol!)

Published 2020-09-24 05:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-09-24 05:00:00 UTC

Chapter 1 - Pilot

Standing inside an arena, a giant rodeo was being held. Crowds were cheering and watching a horse try to buck off an unsuspecting rider. The suspense was heating up as the clock was counting down eight seconds.

Pinkie Pie paused her video, giggling. "Hahahahah! These horses are hilarious! That is so unrealistic! Haha!" She unpaused the video and picked up a glass of chocolate milk to drink.

She almost choked when she saw in the video, that the rider fell off the horse. "Bwahahahah!! Oh- hahaha!- Fluttershy- haahah!- you gotta see this ridiculous- hahah!- video!! Hahaha!"

Pinkie looked down, seeing she accidentally spit her chocolate milk all over her laptop. She quickly licked it off, waiting for a response from Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy?" Pinkie asked. A few moments of silence followed.

Pinkie decided to get up and look for her sister. "Fluttershy..? Fluttershy! Come on, I'm not playing a game!!"

Rainbow Dash sat in her room, shooting her freshly sharpened arrows at targets. She turned around to see big, blue eyes staring into hers.

"AH! Pinkie, what the actual hay? I'm tryna concentrate here," Rainbow Dash scolded.

Pinkie snickered at the fact she finally scared Rainbow, and then realized she needed to get back to her original priority. "I know, I know- where's Fluttershy, Dashie?" she asked, hoping for an answer.

"Uh.. dunno," Rainbow replied, to Pinkie's disappointment.

Pinkie deflated just like a balloon from her cutie mark. "Okay then.." She left the room, continuing her search.

Just then, Pinkie Pie heard some soft sobbing from around the corner.

Fluttershy was crying to herself quietly, her eyes very sore. "You won't"- Fluttershy sniffled. -"be forgotten, Silky Jr.," she spoke, her voice being very shaky. Her ears perked up as she heard somepony knocking on her bedroom door.

"Fluttershy! Are you crying under your bed... again?" Pinkie Pie asked through the door.

"N- no.. Fluttershy isn't here. I don't know what you're talking about!" Fluttershy said.

"Let me in! Stop locking your door, Fluttershy!" Pinkie pouted, upset that Fluttershy kept on hiding from her.

"Just leave me alone, already. I don't wanna talk about this," Fluttershy sniffled again, looking at an album of spider photos.

"Can you just tell me, already?" asked Pinkie, who was annoyed her sister wouldn't tell her anything.

Fluttershy sighed. "No."

"Fluttershy!" Pinkie yelled.

The shy mare sighed again. "Fine.. this morning I saw Silky Spider Jr. lying dead in the fridge," Fluttershy sniffled and started to cry. "He didn't deserve to di-e-e-e! He w- was just a poor b- baby!"

"Ugh.. c'mon, it was just a dumb tarantula, Flutters," Rainbow Dash groaned from down the hall. She trotted to stand beside Pinkie, who took a paperclip from her bouncy mane.

"B- but he was s- so yo-o-oung!" Fluttershy cried even harder.

As she was crying, Pinkie tried to unlock her door, also while scolding Rainbow Dash for being so rude.

"Well that helped lots, Dashie," Pinkie mumbled to her younger sibling.

"What!? I did nothing!" whispered Rainbow Dash. "She needs to stop bein' so sensitive."

Pinkie ignored Rainbow and rolled her eyes.

"Don't listen to Dashie, Fluttershy! We can give that baby spider a funeral after we get some ice cream! How about that?" Pinkie asked, hoping that ice cream would solve this problem.

Pinkie swore she heard Rainbow Dash mumble "Seriously..?", but ignored it.

Pinkie and Rainbow stood there in silence for a few moments, and finally Pinkie managed to unlock the door. She was about to turn the knob, but the door opened before her hoof could reach it.

"I guess it's time to let Silky go," Fluttershy said while trotting out of the room. "Also, strawberry..?"

Pinkie smiled. "Yup."

"Triple scoop with bananas on top?" Fluttershy asked.

"You know it!-" Pinkie replied, only to be interrupted by Rainbow Dash zooming past her.

Rainbow Dash sped outside and called back to her sisters, "I CALL SHOTGUN!"

"You don't have a driver's liscense," Fluttershy mumbled.

Pinkie shrugged, and the two mares -- her and Fluttershy -- trotted outside to join Rainbow Dash.

In The Subway Station...

The mares each stepped into the subway train, and sat down. Rainbow gazed up at a teenager next to her and he returned the look, probably thinking, 'What do you want, bro?'

"Uh.. heyy," Rainbow akwardly spoke up. The teenager rolled his eyes and went back to scrolling on his phone.

In The Downtown Area...

Rainbow, Pinkie, and Fluttershy walked down the sidewalk. An orange leaf fell on top of Fluttershy's head, and she squeaked in fear. In a chain reaction, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash also did so in fear.

"Get it off, get it off!" Fluttershy shrieked.

Rainbow Dash, embarrassed about being scared herself, told Fluttershy, "It's just a leaf."

"Oh," Fluttershy blushed and did her classic 'squee'.

Pinkie tried to blow the leaf off Fluttershy's mane, and a squirrel revealed itself underneath it. The squirrel chirped a few times and then started throwing acorns at Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

One acorn landed in Rainbow Dash's mouth, and she spat it out. "I don't like you, acorn," Rainbow growled, and then glared at the squirrel.

The squirrel continued to throw more acorns at them, and then it jumped off Fluttershy and squirmed up its tree.

But just when the mares thought they were safe, it continued to throw more acorns in their direction. The mares backed up slowly, accidentally breaking a very nice fence behind them. They looked at their surroundings, and were in the middle of a backyard get-together. Decorations were hung everywhere, and little children were running and playing with kazoos.

Pinkie Pie gasped. "Oh. My. GOODNESS! It's a birthday party!! Guys, we HAVE to see it!!"

"But th- this looks private, don't you think we need invitations? W- we should leave or we could get a- arrested," Fluttershy gulped.

"Hey Pinkie, look at the snack bar!" Rainbow shouted. And with that, the cyan pegasus and pink earth pony zoomed off to enjoy the party.

"Wait!- I just wanted to get ice cream and have a spider funeral.. why does everything have to be chaos with you two..?" Fluttershy said, clearly being upset.

Pinkie ran back to Fluttershy. "Aw, Fluttershy, don't you know I've always made sure we're in one piece? Leave this to your older sis, I got this!" she shouted.

In The Past...

Three baby ponies were sitting inside a box on the sidewalk, which said 'needs food' with a little heart drawn beside it.

The pink filly took a harmonica out of her messy mane, and played it for people passing by. A yellow pegasus was sleeping, and a cyan pegasus was sharpening her arrows inside that box.

A mother and daughter walked past the fillies, and the little girl sneaked some food to the ponies. It was a weird square-like box, and Rainbow decided to examine it.

"Thank you, friend!" whispered young Pinkie Pie to the girl. The girl that performed this kind deed silently smiled at Pinkie and waved.

Pinkie turned and opened the box. Lo and behold, golden chicken nuggets lay before her. "Jackpot!" Pinkie whispered.

Rainbow Dash glared at the food. "Aren't we vegetarian?"

"Darn it," Pinkie mumbled to herself.

In The Present...

Fluttershy interrupted Pinkie with a deadpan face. "I'm a year older than you."

"You're no fun," Pinkie mumbled while pretending to play the harmonica. She continued this random act of silliness and zoomed back to join Rainbow Dash. "Still got it, though!" she whispered to herself.

"Maybe if I go home, I can hold Silky one last time," Fluttershy thought aloud to herself. She took a step forward, but Rainbow Dash, still full of energy and now a ton of sugar, pulled her back to the party. "Hey! Put me down, Rainbow Danger Dash!" Fluttershy violently whispered at her.

"You aren't going nowhere, sister!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash. "This is the best possible way to forget all your regrets of leaving your spider friend to die in our fridge overnight!"

Fluttershy opened her mouth to object, but then Rainbow started to repeatedly poke at her pink mane.

"Oh, you'll be fine! C'mon! The party's fun!" Rainbow Dash said, still tapping Fluttershy's head.

Fluttershy looked up at her younger sister. "Why do you always have to pat me like this..?"

Rainbow Dash shrugged. "Eh, I have my reasons."

"So~ how should we blend in with the party guests, Agent Dashie?" Pinkie asked, appearing out of nowhere, and now wearing some sort of spy outfit.

"I think I have an idea.." Rainbow Dash evilly smirked.

A Few Moments Later...

"Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish-" a tall girl, presumably the birthday girl, chanted.

"Hi, birthday girl!" Pinkie shouted.

Rainbow Dash joined in, "We're totally awesome and legit invited guests to your sweet party! Obviously because these hats! Heheh!"

"They aren't fake!~" Pinkie Pie added.

"Mhm," Fluttershy nodded shyly, pointing to her legit birthday party hat.

The birthday girl nodded, "Uh, okay.. welcome..? I'm Jenna. And who are you?"

"Pinkamina Diane Pie!- Oops! Wrong universe name, haha..! Just call me Pinkie Pie! Haha," Pinkie giggled nervously.

Rainbow Dash pushed Pinkie aside. "And I'm Rainbow Dash! The awesomest pony! But of course you already knew that, heh."

Jenna slowly nodded, slightly confused, and then turned to Fluttershy.

"I- I'm, uhm.. I'm Fluttershy..." she meekly whispered.

Pinkie Pie whispered to Rainbow Dash, "I bet ten dollars this is gonna be like Fluttershy's first encounter with Twilight Sparkle."

"With who- wha?" Rainbow Dash asked, getting more confused the more she thought about it.

Pinkie Pie then realized she almost blew her cover again. "Oh, uh just kidding! Typical Pinkie Pie moment, haha! Nope, no Twilight Sparkle in this universe, not at all! None whatsoever! Just a uhm, fictional character from a romance show Fluttershy and I watched, hahah! Just a weird coincidence!" explained Pinkie, her sweating and nervous laughter intensifying.

"Okaayy.." Rainbow Dash replied, half of her obliviously believing Pinkie, and the other half concerned for Pinkie's mental state.

Fluttershy took a deep breath. "I- I'm Fluttershy."

"Oh, well, welcome..?" said Jenna, still confused by Pinkie's words from earlier.

Pinkie Pie handed a gift to Jenna. "A gift for you!"

Jenna carefully opened Pinkie's gift, and confetti burst out covering her in sparkles, glitter, and a storm of assorted paper shapes.

"This party's so awesome!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, checking out the snack bar again, and then zooming between it and the bouncy castle.

"Can we go home, now? Please..?" Fluttershy asked, trying to get away from the party.

A little boy stared at the ponies, while chatting with Jenna the birthday girl and other 6th graders.

"I think those three are 11th graders," the boy theorized, pointing at the colorful mares.

Random Montage Scene...

Pinkie Pie hopped around in the bouncy castle, accidentally pushing some 2nd graders around the whole thing. "Woo! This bouncy house is so fun! Hehehee!"

"Ahh!" screamed the kids getting bounced violently. Pinkie didn't notice her weight was the cause, and thought the children were screaming with joy.

On the opposite side of the party, Rainbow Dash was beating a 4th grader's record on a dancing game. That same 4th grader saw her beating his score, and he dropped his juice box, storming off.

And near the back porch, Fluttershy was hiding under a table for a decent amount of the party; until Pinkie dragged her into a game of musical chairs.

They were all walking around the seven blue chairs, waiting for their cue to sit down. The red radio suddenly stopped, and Fluttershy sat down. Two boys sat down on the opposite sides of her, and Pinkie and Rainbow turned to sit on top of them. Let's just say it wasn't a pretty sight for the spectators.

Rainbow Dash slid down a cheap-looking water slide; and just so happened to soak Jenna and her younger brother, the 4th grader that had the juice box, in water.

Pinkie took out her phone, and captured that beautiful moment when one side of the photo is enjoying herself, and the other half of the photo is about to attack the other half.

Later...

Pinkie was giggling at some photos of Rainbow Dash and her ruining the party with other activities; but then stopped, and grabbed Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, dragging them away from the water slide.

"Pinkie, what the hay are you-" Rainbow Dash attempted to ask, before Pinkie silenced her with her pink hoof.

"Shh," Pinkie said, her nose twitching. "I smell-" Pinkie sniffed. "-cake? What kind of cake is-" Pinkie sniffed again; then she looked at Rainbow Dash.

The said pegasus also sniffed the air, her eyes twinkling with awe, then staring back at Pinkie.

"Strawberry..." the two mares dreamily said, dozing off into their vivid imaginations.

"It smells like ice cream, too," Fluttershy stated while sniffing the air. She took in the scents of the air again, and suddenly gasped. "Wait.. ice cream cake." Fluttershy then joined the others in their daydreaming.

The mares snapped out of their imaginations, and looked down to view a mob of some angry kids.

"Oh! Hello there, party friends! We would like some of your party treats, preferably cake if it is available to our services, please~" Pinkie said, in an almost asking tone.

Jenna stepped out among the crowd. "Okay, who are you folks? Tell us, or we call the police."

"Oh no, please not the police," Fluttershy whispered, hiding behind her flowing, pink mane.

Rainbow Dash stood in front of Fluttershy, somewhat shielding her. "Yeah, we got these legit hats, see? That means we're part of this awesome party!"

Jenna looked up at Rainbow Dash, clearly annoyed. "We don't wear these hats because they're 'legit'. We have to wear these because it's a stupid birthday ritual that all kids do here."

"So in other words, we have to wear these ironically," Jenna's younger brother stated, standing out from the crowd.

"Really? I had noo idea!" Pinkie replied in her nervous, yet enthusiastic tone.

Rainbow Dash elbowed Pinkie in the rib. "Whaat?~" Pinkie whispered.

Three little kids, one blonde boy and two girls; one a red-head, and the other having dark brown hair; emerged from the crowd.

"Boo!" the short red-head shouted.

The blonde boy and a freckled, towheaded boy threw plastic sporks at Rainbow Dash, aiming for her forehead.

"Hey! Throwing plastic sporks ain't cool, man!" Rainbow shouted, trying to deflect the otherwise pathetic utensils with her hooves.

Jenna and two other girls pushed Fluttershy, making her unable to move due to the sudden contact paralyzing her.

"You ruined my 12th birthday! I hope you're happy!" screamed Jenna, continuing to push Fluttershy.

Pinkie got in between Jenna and Fluttershy, trying to stop the kids from pushing her sister.

"Leave. her. ALONE!" Pinkie yelled, causing everybody at the party to freeze.

She was towering over a tiny boy while she was in an apple-bucking position, and he looked up into Pinkie's angry eyes, starting to cry.

Pinkie, realizing what she could've done to him, placed her front hooves on the ground. "Oh no-no-no, I'm so sorry!" Pinkie said, suddenly getting an idea. She sped across the yard, and took a balloon from the table. "Balloon?" she asked, trying to lighten the mood.

"Somebody call my mommy!" the boy cried as he ran away.

"Attack!!" shouted Jenna and some other kids with sporks.

They aimed the sporks at the ponies, and fired them.

"I'm sorry!" Pinkie shouted. "We were just trying to have fun, buddies! Please stop! Make it stop!"

Rainbow Dash dodged a spork that could've easily poked her eye out. "Hey! Watch it, kid!" she shouted angrily.

Then, Rainbow Dash suddenly got an idea, and took a plate from the table beside her. She deflected all the other sporks with her paper plate and shouted, "I've rigged it! Haha! No more eye-poking sporks this time! Nice try, punks!"

Fluttershy got out of her social paralysis, and decided to ask Pinkie, "Why did we have to come? I should be at home making a bed for Silky Jr., and you know it.."

"Isn't it a death bed, more specifically?" Rainbow Dash asked, deflecting more sporks.

"You don't know her life!" Pinkie shouted, verbally defending Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash face explained everything: she was utterly confused. The only words that left Rainbow's mouth were, "Wha- huh?"

Fluttershy backed up, thinking there was room behind her, but hit her head on a tree. "Ow," she said, before turning to see the leaves rustle a bit.

A squirrel revealed itself, wearing a red bandana on its head.

"You.." Rainbow Dash grimaced, staring into the cold eyes of the squirrel. It was the same squirrel they saw on the sidewalk, except now it wore a bandana.

The mob of children just stared at the squirrel, and then casually strolled over to the birthday cake, now uninterested in whatever the squirrel was doing there.

Pinkie jumped over Rainbow Dash's head and shouted, "I got this!!"

Pinkie Pie apple-bucked the tree, only for more squirrels to pop out, each wearing a bandana like their leader.

"Oh dear," Fluttershy whispered, hiding behind her mane.

She slowly trotted up to the tree. "Um, mister squirrel and friends, do you mind not attacking us..? Please?" Fluttershy asked the squirrels.

The squirrels nodded to each other. It seemed that they had agreed; but instead, each squirrel picked up some acorns, and started throwing them.

They squirrels continued this as they marched towards the cake.

"My cake!!" Jenna screamed, visibly angry.

Pinkie bounced, racing the marching, acorn-throwing squirrels. "I'll save you, cakey!" she shouted.

"Yeah!" Rainbow Dash yelled, joining Pinkie in rescuing the ice cream cake, while also grabbing Fluttershy.

The three mares stacked on top of each other; Rainbow Dash on the bottom, since she's strongest; Pinkie in the middle, because she doesn't have a preference; and Fluttershy on top, since she's too weak to carry any weight.

"Here we go!" Rainbow Dash shouted, jumping onto the cheap water slide. It gave the stack a speed boost, getting them ahead of the squirrels.

Rainbow Dash grabbed the cake, and tossed it to Pinkie.

Pinkie laughed evilly. "It's all mine!" she yelled, but then she accidentally threw it in the air. "Nevermind!"

Fluttershy caught the ice cream cake with her wing, and tried to prevent it from falling.

"Hold on tight, Flutters!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

The cake was now balanced on Fluttershy's wings, but every few seconds it wobbled to one side.

The marching squirrels all stopped where they were, dropping their acorns.

"Hey, why are we going for the cake, boss?" one squirrel chirped.

Another squirrel got out of marching formation. "I don't even like cake," it said, taking off its bandana.

"I was just following you guys," a smaller squirrel said, also pulling off its bandana.

Each squirrel shrugged and squirmed back to the tree. One squirrel quickly came back to the acorns to gather them in its mouth, and then joined the others.

"Stop!!" Pinkie shouted at the top of her lungs.

Rainbow Dash instantly skidded to a halt, shouting, "Woah! Why do we need to stop?-"

Fluttershy whispered, "Oh no, the cake!", as she dropped it and also lost her balance on Pinkie.

"NO!!" Pinkie and Rainbow yelled, reaching for the cake in slow motion. Fluttershy lay on the grass, hurting a little from the fall; and looking like a turtle turned on its back, unable to get up.

The cake smashed to the ground and crumbled; now it was a mound of sugary goodness that went to waste.

Jenna looked at it in disappointment. "Well, there goes my cake; we can't eat it now that it's ruined!"

"Who knew two things would die today because of you," Rainbow Dash whispered to Fluttershy, picking her up from the ground.

Pinkie Pie glared at Rainbow Dash. "Not helping," Pinkie whispered, visibly annoyed.

"You were so beautiful, ice cream cake.. you won't be forgotten," Fluttershy said as she hung her head down. "It was my fault.."

"C'mon Fluttershy, that isn't true-" Rainbow Dash said as Pinkie Pie took her party hat of her head.

"H- hey! What are you doing?" other children shouted as Pinkie took their hats, as well.

Then, Pinkie scooped the cake into the cones, and threw them in the air for children to catch.

"Woah.. so cool!" every kid exclaimed as they ate out of the party hats.

One cone hit Fluttershy on the head. "Ow," she said, before licking the ice cream cake. "Mm!"

Jenna walked up to the three mares. "Hey, I'm sorry about earlier. Thanks for making my party fun," she said smiling. She hugged Fluttershy, and whispered, "Thanks, 11th grader. I love you."

Fluttershy smiled, and then turned around to see Pinkie Pie staring back into her soul.

Pinkie deeply inhaled, and then started saying, "Well that worked out great! Thanks Pinkie Pie! Aw, you're welcome!~"

"Yeah, it was pretty awesome, Pinkie!" Rainbow Dash said.

Fluttershy began to say, "Mhm, thanks for this-"

Pinkie interrupted, and fake gasped. "Oh my goodness! Fluttershy!? Having fun!? This is a shocker! And I do a ton of hand/hoof-shake-shocker pranks!"

Fluttershy giggled. "Yeah, I guess I am having fun!"

"Aw, Fluttershy's so cute when she's happy! Isn't she, Dashie?" Pinkie asked.

Rainbow Dash nodded, and then felt the buzz of Pinkie's phone; she took the phone out of Pinkie's mane, and scrolled through it.

"Let's see," Rainbow Dash said, reading a message.

"It's a party invitation!" Fluttershy whispered.

Pinkie looked at the phone, and then back at Rainbow Dash. "For me?" she asked.

"Yeah, it says something like they heard you were good at parties; they need you for a party on Friday," Rainbow casually replied.

Fluttershy stood up on her hooves. "Do you want to do it, Pinkie?"

"Nope! I just wanna spend time with the best mares in the world!" Pinkie shouted, hugging them.

"Woah! First we have Fluttershy getting over a death in one day, and now we have Pinkie declining a party for family!? Dang!" Rainbow Dash said, clapping.

"It's really good character development for the first chapter," Pinkie stated, before replying, "Uh, nevermind!"

"Anyway, let's just get the ice cream and ditch this place!" Rainbow said, trotting towards the place of ruined cake.

When Rainbow got there, she realized the cake was all eaten. "What?! Aw, come on!!" she shouted.

"Hey! Girls, it's me, Pinkie! Haven't I always made sure we're in one piece?" Pinkie asked.

On The Sidewalk...

The full-grown mares now stood behind a sign that read 'Ice Cream?' with hearts drawn next to them.

Pinkie was playing a harmonica, while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were playing a car counting game.

"Blue car!" Rainbow shouted, pointing at the street.

Fluttershy peered closer at the car that zoomed past. "I'm pretty sure that was turquoise," she said.

"Turquoise, shmurquoise, Fluttershy! It's still blue, anyway, so I win!" Rainbow Dash triumphantly replied.

Pinkie spit her harmonica out of her mouth. "Dashie does have a point!" she shouted, before putting the harmonica back in her mouth, continuing to play it.

Rainbow's ears suddenly twitched, so she turned around. A little boy walked up to her and put a vanilla ice cream cone in her hoof. "Oh, uh, thanks kid," she said, feeling figuratively touched that this boy would give away his dessert to her.

Pinkie dropped her harmonica, and put it back in her mane. "Still got it!" she whispered to herself, now pulling out her camera for a selfie.

"Wait for me!" Rainbow shouted, accidentally dropping her ice cream cone, which landed on Fluttershy's head.

"Ow," Fluttershy said, turning her eyes to the vanilla dripping on her muzzle.

Rainbow Dash turned around saw her ice cream was ruined. "Aw man," she said, visibly disappointed.

"Say 'cupcakes and muffins aren't related'!" Pinkie shouted as she clicked the button on her camera.

The picture taken showed the following: Pinkie smiling straight at the camera, Rainbow Dash pouting, and Fluttershy sitting confused in the background.

Pinkie looked at the photo on the wall. "Something's not right here," she said staring at her sisters' expressions in the photo. Pinkie licked her hoof and put it up to the picture, only to just tilt the picture to the left. "Perfect!" she contently whispered to herself.

The End. "For now!" Pinkie shouted.

Yes, for now, it's the end.

Author's Note

🐹(Otaku the Dedenne): Poor, poor Rainbow Dash and her ice cream cone. I have no regrets making it die, though. :scootangel:

🐥(Archie the Rowlet): We have a total of 3 deaths in our 'dAILY dEATh cOUNT tHAT wE cAN uSE tO suE oTAku!'

🐹(Otaku the Dedenne): Hey, c'mon man! What da hay!

RIP - Silky Jr., who was based on my two childhood tarantula pets. They lived good lives before I released them to die in either my pool or by a coyote. :applecry:

RIP - Jenna's brother's juice box, who was based off my dislike of juice boxes in 4th grade. :twilightsmile:

RIP - Rainbow Dash's ice cream cone, who is based on my hate for vanilla. The flavor is just too bland for me, and I have no remorse for not eating it. :moustache:

🐞(Tsundere the Ledian): :pinkiecrazy: tHANk yOU foR rEADinG! i AsSUmE iT TOoK yOU aT lEAsT 20 mINUteS tO rEAd, JuST lIKE thE MLP aND We Bare Bears shOWs aRE iN dURAtiOn! :pinkiecrazy:

🐹(Otaku the Dedenne): I'm taking you psychos to Florida; you need a vacation. Say farewell to fan-fiction writing, kiddos.

🐥(Archie the Rowlet): yOu'rE aN eIGhTh gRAdeR, thOUgh, sO hAH! ThAt'S aLl fOLkS!-

🐹(Otaku the Dedenne): Hush. Just stop it..

🐞(Tsundere the Ledian): sIMpLE!

🐹(Otaku the Dedenne): That's it! I'm leaving! Bye! So long, farewell! I can't sing German or anything else! Yet!

🐥(Archie the Rowlet): aLl hAiL thE mUSiCAl RefEReNCeS!

*End*