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As the bellowing of the Royal Canterlot Voice started the Crystal Castle ringing in tune, a certain white stallion began charging his magic in a panic. Twilight, feeling the welling of magic behind her recognized the power needed for a long-range teleport, turned to try and stop him.

"Shiny! The wards are up! You'll just.." with a pop he vanished. " Teleport all over the castle until the spells energy runs out.." she finished lamely as she started hearing rapid fire pops of magic accompanying more and more panicked screams as her normally fearless brother bounced around the castle like a ping pong ball.

Plopping back down in her chair she waited until the teleports stopped and Shining Armor trudged back into the throne room, looking twice as disheveled as he did before. He looked up at her with dead eyes. "Teleportation wards."

" I told you they were up" Twilight said smugly "I designed them myself with Nightmare Moon or a similar power in mind if they tried to get in, or out, castle could be a trap too. Discord could probably get either in or out but reality is a nebulous concept when it comes to him"

Slumping back against his security corner he started pouring himself another cup of agua vitae. Coffee had been keeping him alive for weeks now, he'd drunk so much of it that he was fairly certain of a developing cardiac issue due to caffeine overdose. Tartarus, he had even taking to chewing grounds like tobacco when on the run.

"The wards last seventy two hours or until I cancel them. I have a week's worth of food and six months of coffee. We have time, you're safe for now. Why don't you tell me how this all started?" Twilight said calmly as she rose from her throne and parked her pert rear on the edge of the map table, her skirt flaring around her generous thighs as she settled in for a tale.

Taking a shaky breath Shiny spoke, low but clear. " Things have been weird since we got Flurry's magic under control. Celestia and Luna would show up at the oddest hours. It wasn't until a week ago that I found out they were using your training in handling the Court in order to come out there." Taking a refreshing sip of the extra strong brew he continued "it started out small, visiting with Flurry for a bit, chatting about politics and the Empire with Cady, inevitably one of them would 'get bored' and ask me to go get coffee or a snack or whatever. Their family right? So I never thought anything of it."

"Seems pretty innocuous to me so far" Twilight mused " what changed?"

" Nothing drastic, at least at first, asking how the marriage is going, mischievous comments about post baby sex life, things like that. Then the real weird started, Cady started getting randier than usual" Shining said sipping slowly "Wow this is good coffee"

"First, they are known pranksters so nothing too out of the ordinary, second, EWW! and third, I know my coffee is good, I'm the one who buys it. If I wanted commentary on how good my coffee is I'd open a coffee shop in Seaddle and sell it to hipsters at six bits a cup. Continue." Twilight said impatiently, unbuttoning the first button of her blouse trying to get some cool air "why is it getting so blasted hot in here? The wards don't stop airflow."

"Yeah, I know all that Twily, no need to get snippy. Trust me that was all week one. After that weird got weirder, woke up at 2am to the sound of our shower running Cadance in bed beside me and an open bathroom door. Grabbed my sword, popped a shield and went in only to find a very naked Celestia taking a shower with the curtain open." He sighed in exasperation "We have full bathrooms in every guest suite. There was no reason for her to be there at all much less at 2am. I told her as much from outside the door having just seen more than I wanted to of your mentor. She just giggled, made some excuse about Cady's bath wash and then asked me to help scrub her back! I told her to use her magic, if she can move the sun a scrub brush should be a snap" Setting his empty cup down with a soft clink of ceramic on crystal. "This was only made worse when I got into bed and Cadance whispered to me 'why didn't you go help her?'"

Pouring her own cup of coffee she hummed "okay I can see the weird in both of those, not totally out of the realm of a serious prank, but it certainly is odd. Frankly I wasn't aware that Celestia knew 2am existed except as some nebulous concept." Taking a sip of the bitter bean brew and loosening another button, her modest bust starting to show off her very nice bra, a gift from Rarity "I'm assuming there's more?" "is Celestia heating up the sun to cook us out? No, Shiny isn't shiny. It's just me, what is going on with this...heat...OH.. NO.

Completely oblivious Shining Armor continued "Yeah. The incidents got more and more perverted as the weeks went on until they finally just propositioned me in front of Cadance."

"Right in front of your wife?!"

"At the dinner table...staff and all present. I gave them a very firm NO but that I was flattered. Said I had all I needed in Cady. I was surprised to see Cady frown at that to be completely honest. That's when the REAL torture started." Shining muttered with a faraway look in his eyes.

"They tortured you? I find that hard to believe." Twilight retorted with enough snark to cut glass "and there goes the mood swings starting, Faust this is progressing fast"

"Not in the traditional sense, unless orgasm denial for weeks has become a popular method since I left the Guard. If it hasn't I may just have to suggest it. I can tell you from experience, not being able to cum for a month will break anyone"

There's that sense of humor I've always found so at..tract..ive..where did THAT thought come from, that's my BROTHER! Clearing her throat and trying to hide her thighs grinding together by readjusting on the edge of the table "You haven't been able to orgasm for a month? Why didn't you just, you know, handle it yourself?" She asked making the universal jack off motion.

"Tried to, found out it's a spell Cadance knows, something related to her Cutie Mark abilities so likely not replicable, and certainly not dismissed by any spell I can cast. It won't let me finish until the parameters of the spell are met, and I quote 'Do My Duty to my wives' she hit me with it just after they told me about that archaic ass law and I refused. I even tried claiming sovereign state status as the rulers of the Crystal Empire."

"Shiny...the Crystal Empire is a territory of Equestria. It's quite literally land given to the Crystal Ponies as Ancestral Land but is under the Auspices of the Equestrian Crown." that's it, maybe if I focus on mundane details I can keep control, I won't notice his rippling muscles, the tight pants, that impressive bulge...NO! Keep it clean Sparky! Why did that thought sound like Sunset Shimmer?

"I'm aware of that NOW, they pulled out copies of the maps and treaties to prove it. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place here and this is my last safe refuge. Anything in that big brain of yours that can help me?"

Did he say Cock and a hard place? No! Rock! Rock! moving to sit back on her throne on the other side of the map table Twilight sighed as the cool crystal touched her burning, aching nethers soothing them momentarily"I don't know BBBFF, tell me more about what led to my castle being essentially under Siege by my mentor and her sister. The more details the better, by the way, they've been awfully quiet. Wonder what they are planning"

Eyeing his little sister for the first time in a while he noticed her sweaty disheveled state and had a horrifying thought "Is this Heat starting to hit her now too? Nah, she's always been a little sticky when she's stressed" "The worst was the night I went to bed expecting Cadance to be there and maybe forgive me and release the pressure valve on my dick. I got real happy when I crawled into bed and found a warm naked body so readily pressed against me, should have known something was up when there were no lights on in the room but by then it was too late."

"Let me guess, Luna?"

"Right in one. Cadance has slept with some form of light on since the wedding, being stuck in those caves well, it stuck with her."

"Bad form Shiny! No shitty puns! Get back to the good part" Twilight scolded him to hide her hand slowly creeping between her thighs, strands of hair starting to pop out of place.

GOOD PART? There's a good part in this? Cripes my sister is weird, but then she always has been "Fair, that was bad, the only good part as I see it is that I noticed the ethereal mane before things got too far."

In a near whisper as her fingers finally touched the burning soaked crease between her thighs "How far did it get BBBFF? What did you do to our Lunar Princess?"

"She was sucking my dick like I had an antidote in my balls, which I guess I do now that I think about it, Cadance loves when I throat fuck her and hold her head down, I've seen her cum just from that alone before so I figured why not. The mane gave it away. It feels different with the aether infusing it. I jumped out of the bed, used a cache spell to get my clothes on and I've been on the run from three sex crazed Alicorns ever since" Shiny finished only to hear a soft moan from his little sister making him look up and really look at her. His mind went through a meltdown imminent checklist at near lightspeed.

Rictus grin? Check
Hair popping out like wires? Check
Hyperventilation? Check..no she's just..breathing hard..
Hyper focus on one subject? Double check
Sweaty? Oh yeah that's a check
Moaning with one hand under the table? ... that's new..Oh Sweet baby Faust on a crisp golden cracker.

"Twily? Are you okay?"

"Oh, I'm juuuust fine Big Brother. I'm just thanking my lucky stars that we are locked in here away from my fellow Princesses. I get to keep you aaalll to my self for a few more days before I have to share you." Standing up she removed the remnants of her top with a quick burst of telekinesis, her skirt soon followed.

Standing before her brother nude for the first time, her nectar leaving trails down her thighs and her hand glistening from the same. She was awash with lust she began stalking across the room and around the map " You know? It's funny, I've always considered myself bisexual but stallions have always been objectively attractive, mares have always been more my thing, but for my Dear. Sweet. Loving. Protective. Big. Brother. I'm going to have to get some HARD evidence before I make that claim final.

Shining started charging another teleport just as his NAKED sister lunged at him with arms and legs wide. Finishing it just as she was about to grab him and try to fuck him to death. "Thankfully I just did a short range this time, don't want to chance popping back in there..... Where the fuck are my clothes?"

Twilight set her brothers neatly folded pile of clothes on the map table with a sultry smile on her face. "Oh Yay! A game of hide and seek, just like the old days!" This echoed through the Castle of Friendship at near RCV levels making the walls shake lightly and Shining Armor to shake heavily.

"My own sister is going to fuck me to death...."