And I'm gonna set the world on fire

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: teen
Tags: Fluttershy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Romance, Tragedy
Length: 1296

Pinkie Pie sets ponyville ablaze

Pinkamena Diane Pie gets so depressed that she ends up setting the entire town of ponyville on fire.

Published 2012-08-30 08:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-04 16:25:38 UTC

Wildfire

The screams of the Ponies throughout Ponyville was evident throughout the night as everything was on fire.

The fire engulfed the entire town, from Sugarcube corner to Princess Celestias castle ground's everything was burning.

Throughout the chaos there was only one mare smiling through the "art" she had created.

Pinkamena Diane Pie's plan to burn the entire town was perfect and was executed just the same.

All she had to do was very simple and did not take that much time. All was well for Pinkamena Diane Pie.

"ah this brings me so much pleasure" said Pinkamena as she sat and saw all the ponies getting burnt and their homes turning into black mulch.

"Princess Celestia spontaneously com-busting was the best idea I ever had and all I had to do was overcharge her sun powers by giving her too much sunlight" said Pinkamena out loud for no reason.

Then Twilight walked towards Pinkamena Diane Pie while half of her face was burnt off by the fire.

"You did this!" screamed Twilight Sparkle

"you burned down everything and killed so many ponies, your going to pay for this!" she said as her eyes glowed and her magic started to resurface from her horn.

Pinkamena with her fourth wall powers instantly jumped on Twilight Sparkle and pressed a hoof on the burnt side of her face, Twilight screamed in horrible pain.

"let me tell you something Miss smarty pants you should've invited me to Scootaloo's quinceanera or none of this would've happened!"

images of Scootaloo's quinceanera floated by in Twilight's mind as she was being hold down by Pinkamena's hoof, cake and
dancing and none of that weird shit Pinkie Pie always did in each party. She thought to herself "was it worth it" and the answer was "yes".

Pinkamena then added some more force into Twilight's face causing even more Pain.

"you should have never uninvited me from that party! I love Parties! I'm the freaking Element of Laughter for bucks sakes!.

"but at least it wasn't an annoying party" Twilight Sparkle said half bent in pain.

"shudup!" said Pinkie as she added more pressure to the burnt wound on Twilight's face.

"but why Pinkie!? why did you give so much pain just because of a quinceanera!"

"Because I love you Twilight, I've always loved you and now I want you even more!"

Pinkamena reached to kiss Twilight Sparkle's charred burnt lips, at first Twilight Sparkle resisted but, then she gave in to her feelings and they made furious love under the fire's of passion"

then Twilight Sparkle found out that Pinkamena was a man.

Instead of furious passion, it turned more into rape as Pinkamena bucked her with her dick.

Twilight crawled her way through the dirt trying to get away but Pinkamena was too powerful.

She pulled Twilight into a nearby house with her legs bieng dragged towards a burning home.

Pinkamena then found a bed and threw Twilight on the covers while everything was burning.

"This'll be our special moment" said Pinkamena as she lodged her meat into her.

Twilight moaned and cried as the junk went in and out of her, she could not move because Pinkie's force was too much.

"Stop it!" said Fluttershy as she appeared with a shotgun and with no hair.

"another victim ey?" said Pinkie Pie

Pinkamena charged and tackled Fluttershy before she could fire the gun and take's her and throws her on the burning bed
and says

"you should have gone to the everfree forest like the rest fluttershy!"

Then Pinkamena with her fourth wall powers grew another dick and proceeded to buck both Fluttershy and
Twilight Sparkle at the same time.

Spongebob came and said " dahahahahahahah buck them horses!"

So then Spongebob watched as Pinkamena Diane Pie raped Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle with her two dicks.
Soon Pinkamena climaxed into them so powerfully that they flew through the wall and broke the fourth wall creating a black hole.

To add salt to the wound Pinkamena then divided by zero to create another black hole right in ponyville witch caused all the fire and the people to be sucked in. Pinkamena Diane Pie slept in the darkness for a job well done, she had caused the entire destruction of Ponyville and also made sweet love to two mares that she had feelings for one. It was time to sleep in the Blackhole that sucked everbody in.

Through the darkness out came Fausticorn the everlasting! she spoke a deep and enthralling voice towards Pinkie Pie and said.

"How dare you destroy my reality, this is my dimension I will destroy you now!"

"You can try" said Pinkamena Diane Pie

And so they fought, lights and explosions clouded the dark hole as these two epic horses fought to the death!

Then Twilight Sparkle came floating through the abyss and said "im pregnant!"

"And its your child Pinkamena Diane Pie!"

Pinkamena was frightened by this occurence for she could handle anything but responsiblity.

"it aint my kid bitch!"

later....

Next time on Maury we have two ponies who have problems with determining who is the childs father.

"Bitch this aint my child!" said Pinkamena Diane Pie

"it is your Child, he has your eyes and your poofy hair!" retorked Twilight

"alright alright we have the results who is the father!?" said Maury

A drum roll played as Maury ripped the envelope open and found the card inside.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie you are not the father"

Pinkamena then started dancing and shouting

"wooh I told you im not the daddy bitch I told yah!"

"If shes not the father than who is?" said Twilight Sparkle as she gasped for air.

"Spongebob Squarepants! come over here!" said Maury

then the crowed started to clap for Spongebob as he came down.

"oh that makes sense no wonder she giggles like that" said Twilight

The baby then giggled "dahahahahahahah" at Twilights expression.

"wowee I never thought that I would have a child past fifty!" said Spongebob in delight

"but, but how? I never had sex with spongebob!"

Pinkamena then said "fourth wall powers bitch fourth walls"

The End.

Fluttershy's revenge

Then Fluttershy awoke to find her self in a black hole. Then Pinkie Pie said " I'm sexy and I know it"
and then Pinkie Pie said to Fluttershy "you ugly" and then Fluttershy killed herself. Then Pinkie Pie raped her dead body.

Pinkie Pie then said "show me a good time but you can't since your dead" then Rainbow Dash comes to rescue the dead body, but then Obama kills her for no reason other than to get election votes and Rainbow Dash was racist to black people. And then dun dun dun, Mit Romney came and punched Obama in the face and then Pinkie Pie ate both of their dicks. And then The author witch is moi kills everybody and starts dancing. "im the new president of the universe!" I said screaming on top of my lungs of awesomeness. Then my mom came and started smacking me with a fish. "What are you doing fucking shit up in ponyland! your grounded for seven years!". Then I killed my self over nine thousand times.
Witch caused a paradox of infinite death's allah Death Note alternate ending (look it up fools!). The End because I am tired of typing this diareah of a story, I dont know if I spelled diareah right lol lol lol JK all the fucks I give.

Now my Friend making me continue this travesty and his name is Brian and his Social Security number is 22233344449000. I dont even know. And then Brian jumps on the computer and breaks it. The moral of the story if you want more stories go to .