Tender Love and Care

by Jest

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Porn, Discord, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 4837

Discord helps a pregnant Celestia relax and unwind after a long day of court.

Discord helps a pregnant Celestia relax and unwind after a long day of court.

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kinks Straight, romantic, pregnant sex, Discord x Celestia shipping

Published 2020-09-13 00:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-09-13 00:50:01 UTC

Quiet Comfort

Celestia tapped her hoof impatiently against her throne, eyeing the supplicant before her with barely contained irritation. Her other forehoof rested firmly on her large, pregnant belly, the limb moving in slow, deliberate circles, massaging the tender flesh. Nearly a minute passed in silence, the mare looking up at her standing defiantly before the pregnant alicorn while the larger mare simply looked down upon her.

“No.” Declared the princess. “Bill C thirty two has more than enough provisions to cover your operating costs. If after it's implicated you are still having issues paying the bills then we can talk about it but we are not going to send you more money before the last bill has yet to be implemented fully.”

“But princess, the budget is-” The mare sputtered, only to be stopped by a patient hoof.

Celestia lowered her foreleg and gave the other mare a withering glare. “I appreciate your enthusiasm, truly I do. The money is coming, and if-” The mare tried to interject again, only fro Celestia’s eyes to flash dangerously, making the pony close her mouth without having said anything. “And if it isn't enough, I will supplement your operating budget with my own personal funds.”

The mare’s jaw hung open, the gold coated unicorn standing there awkwardly for several seconds before finally nodding. “I understand your highness.” She whispered, ducking into a low bow.

“If that's acceptable to you, miss director.” Celestia added.

The mare nodded, her navy locks bouncing up and down. “Of course, I’ll tell the children right away.”

“Good.” Celestia declared, before waving the mare away. “You are dismissed.”

The mare nodded and quickly turned away and was ushered through the large double doors by the two attending guards. Now mostly alone, Celestia sighed, and returned to rubbing her belly in slow circles. “Silly ponies. Why they seem so convinced I’m a tyrant is beyond me.” Muttered Celestia.

And then Discord was floating before her, his sudden appearance coming after a brief pop and a small burst of confetti that covered everything around him. “Heya sweet cheeks, did I miss anything fun?” Discord asked, throwing his arms open and floating up to the princess.

“Oh Dissy.” Celestia murmured, hugging the draconequus tightly, but not too tightly. “You didn't miss anything fun. Unless you consider another annoying bunch of nobles and a misguided orphanage director to be fun.”

In a flash the male was floating several feet before her, clad in shining armor and wielding a sword. “Direct mine wrath to this miscreant that hath disquieted mine baby momma.” He declared in an old equish accent while waving around his clearly plastic blade.

Celestia rolled her eyes and sighed, the mare getting off her throne and trotting over to the god of chaos. “Oh she wasn't that-” She began, only to get cut off.

Discord suddenly tossed aside his armor and sword and gasped in shock. “Wait, she was from an orphanage?! That must mean there are foals out there without families.” He spun around and grabbed the alicorn, squishing his face against hers. “Sunny, we have to adopt all the foals in Canterlot! We can give them the best home.”

“I really don't think-” Celestia began, only for Discord to suddenly shoot backwards, gasping dramatically.

“The castle is so a good home! I mean come on, it's a castle, it's the best home you can possibly get.” His eyes suddenly narrowed. “Unless you think I’m not a good father. Which I guess is fair as technically I’m not a father yet.”

Celestia’s horn glowed brightly, and suddenly the draconequus found himself unable to move. The god, who was mid sob at the time, found himself turned around and forced to face the future mother of his children. “Discord.” She whispered.

“Yes dear?”

“It's fine, my day was fine.” Celestia stated evenly.

“That's great, dear. My day was fine too.” Discord replied, while conjuring a napkin to wipe his tear strewn face.

The alicorn pulled the male closer and planted a kiss on his lips, holding him there until she felt him relax and only then pulling away. “You know, I was pretty glad you were getting all the weird emotions at first but this is getting silly. Are you sure your okay?” She asked, concern evident in her hushed tone.

Discord sighed slowly, like he was a deflating balloon rather than a god of chaos, his body hanging limply in the air. “It's been a while since…” He waved a pawed hand in the air indiscriminately. “Since all of this was a thing I did.”

“Why don't we get supper delivered and head straight back to our room, what do you say?” Celestia asked, while throwing in a wink.

“I don't know…” Discord muttered, tapping his chin. “Lulu is going to think I’m a bad influence on you if you keep dumping all your responsibilities on her.”

Celestia rolled her eyes. “Luna actually enjoys doing this. She says it's helping her win back the opinion of our ponies.”

Discord suddenly jumped up and wrapped an arm around the alicorn’s shoulders. “Well shoot, why didn't you say so?”

After a snap, and a pop, the two beings were now in their room, prompting Celestia to groan and shake her head. “I was going to speak to her in pony first, buuut if we are already here then I suppose it's a good thing I left an extra one of these around for just such an occasion.”

Discord lifted an eyebrow at the seemingly random peice of paper she pulled from her desk, only to chuckle after he read it. “Oh you saucy minx! You already had an excuse letter all written up, nice one.”

“That's not true, I totally wrote this especially for her, a minute ago. Isn't that right Discord my love?” Celestia asked, while casting a quick spell and making the letter vanish in a burst of golden light.

“My lips are sealed.” Discord declared, before grabbing the edge of his lips, pulling them off his face and tossing them in a nearby garbage can.

The alicorn sighed overdramatically and sadly looked down at the waste bin. “Well that's too bad, I was going to reward your silence with a kiss.”

Discord laughed as much as the temporarily mouthless draconequus possibly could. Then with a snap of his fingers, he had lips once more, only these ones were much larger, and covered in bright red lipstick. “Now then, about that kiss huh?” He whispered seductively.

Rather than be annoyed by the chaos god’s antics, Celestia only smirked and lurched forward, planting a wet kiss on her partner’s lips. Discord himself seemed rather shocked, for all of three seconds that is, then he melted into the kiss and began to float into the air, a small cloud with the number nine appearing below him.

Pulling back, Celestia smirked, and wiped her lips free of lipstick. “You know, it looks kind of good on you.” She declared. “We should do your nails sometime too.”

Discord pulled back and batted his suddenly long eyelashes at the pony. “Well aren't you just the sweetest thing.”

“Sweeter then black forest cake and don't you forget it.” She announced, puffing out her chest slightly.

The draconequus chuckled and with one hand, wiped all the makeup from his face. “So, what were you thinking of for dinner? You can't forget your eating for three now.”

“That depends on what these munchkins want.” Celestia ran a hoof over her belly and pursed her lips, suddenly deep in thought. “I think they want… Cheese bread, pizza, a garden salad, and a bucket of deep fried pickles.”

Discord nodded, writing down every word she said on a tiny sticky pad. “Would you like to supersize your order for only ninety nine cents?” He asked in a weirdly distorted tone, as if he were talking through a drive through speaker.

Celestia tapped her chin, only to shake her head. “No that's fine. Oh and a large glass of apple cider with cinnamon on top please.”

Discord nodded. “That will be twenty five ninety seven at the first window please.”

With a snap, his fast food outfit vanished, as well as the note pad and causing both creatures to enjoy a brief laugh, only for Celestia to suddenly gain a serious expression. “I just realized I don't have any money.” She whispered, trotting up to the draconequus.

Who lifted an eyebrow. “Well then, I guess we are going to have to come up with another way to settle your debt now aren't we?”

Celestia ran a hoof down Discord’s side. “Normally I would agree, but I can't stand waiting. No more roleplaying, I want you now.”

Discord smirked and snapped his fingers, making both of them briefly vanish, only to reappear on the large four poster bed in the corner of the room. Celestia lay on her back, a blush on her face, with Discord hovering over her, a pawed hand caressing her cheek. “Is this position alright my sunny bunny?”

Celestia licked her lips and looked down from Discord’s face and lingering on his groin. “Oh yes, this is perfect. I love being able to see my sexy, sexy stud as he fucks me.”

The draconequus smiled for a moment before the expression fell away suddenly. “Are you sure it's okay? I mean your pregnant with twins, and quite far along.” He muttered, a hand caressing her belly. “Maybe we should take a break for a few months and-”

Celestia’s hoof against his lips stopped that train of thought from getting far, the alicorn giving her partner a firm look. “Discord, you heard what the doctor said. We still have an entire month to have sex safely before we have to worry about that.”

“I know.” Discord sighed, his hand continuing to caress the mare’s pregnant belly which would have brushed against her knees if she would have been standing. “But they’ve never dealt with a pony whose pregnant with both an alicorn and a draconequus. There hasn't even been another draconequus in…” His voice trailed off.

“Oh Dissy, come here you big noodle of emotion.” Celestia purred, tugging the chaos god into an intimate hug.

A hug he seemed to resist for a moment, his form bending around her belly. “I’m such a mess.” He murmured, face buried in Celestia’s shoulder.

“But your my mess.” Celestia whispered, squeezing Discord tightly. “And I am not going to let go just because that mess is getting all emotional on me.”

The draconequus sighed, and reluctantly squeezed his lover back, the two beings remaining there for nearly a minute before Discord suddenly pulled back, a wide smile on his face. “You know, we should totally get married.”

Celestia rolled her eyes. “We are already married, remember?”

“Pfft, we eloped to las pegasus and got married while drunk, that hardly counts.” Discord remarked dismissively. “I’m talking about the real thing, a giant cake, bachelor party, spending all of our savings and bankrupting ourselves. You know, normal pony stuff.”

“But neither of us are normal ponies.” Celestia replied with a snicker. “I mean that both literally and figuratively of course.”

“I guess.” Discord muttered, his body deflating like a spent balloon.

“Oh Dissy, is this just an excuse to eat a whole bunch of cake? Cus we can do that right now you know. I’m a princess.” Celestia whispered, a hoof rubbing the underside of Discord’s chin. “And I guess your a prince technically too.”

“Prince is such a lowly title.” Discord declared, his body slowly gaining definition as time passed. “What's a prince to a god?”

“What's a god to an unbeliever?” Celestia shot back, a smile on her face.

A smile Discord quickly mirrored, the chaos god inflating to the point that his body returned to normal. “You always know just what to say to cheer me up.”

Celestia smirked and placed a hoof beneath Discord’s chin. “Speaking of getting you up… are you ready for a little fun?”

“A little? You underestimate me my dear!” He declared with a smirk of his own.

“Well then big boy, prove it.” Celestia replied, spreading her legs and opening her body to the draconequus.

Without a word, Discord got to work, starting with planting a firm kiss on Celestia’s lips. A gentle paw pushed her head back into the pillows, forcing her to relax as the kiss deepened, and Discord’s hands rand down her sides. Not tethered to the laws of gravity, Discord could move in ways that most mortal beings could not, allowing him to continue to make out with the alicorn. While simultaneously rubbing her belly with one paw, the other hand tracing down her chest and ending just above her breasts.

Moaning into the kiss, Celestia held her lover close, though she knew the effort was a wasted one, as she knew Discord wasn't about to leave her any time soon. Not like he was going to complain though, as the god of chaos enjoyed the intimacy, his own body relaxing and falling deeper into the mare’s tender embrace. Slowly, after several minutes of kissing, Discord pulled back, immediately planting a smaller, gentler kiss on the alicorn’s chin.

“I will be right back my dear.” He whispered, running a hand down her cheek.

“Don't stray for long my love.” Celestia whispered back, running her own forelimb down his cheek.

With a smile on his face, Discord slipped lower, trailing kisses down her body until he came to a stop at the mare’s enormous belly. It was large, humongous even, the mare’s body having stretched considerably in order contain both an alicorn and draconequus child within. The result was exceptional in Discord’s eyes, as she easily appeared large enough to be pregnant with triplets. A pleasant sight to both draconequus and alicorn, who both enjoyed her new size immensely.

Rubbing both hands over the mare’s bloated belly, Discord peppered it with kisses, making sure he gave at least a little love to every inch of her. Above him, Celestia smiled and looked down at the draconequus, a hoof running through his hair. “Your going to be a great dad you know.” Celestia whispered.

Discord smirked. “I don't know about that, but what I do know is that your going to be a great mom.”

Celestia chukled. “True, I am pretty awesome aren't I?”

“And humble to boot.” Discord added before turning his attention back to her belly.

The alicorn merely watched and waited, feeling a sense of giddiness she hadn't felt in centuries rise inside her. I can't wait until you finally get to meet them. Something says these two rambunctious munchkins are going to love you. Thought the mare, only to be startled when she felt them both shift inside her womb rather suddenly.

Discord blinked, recoiling slightly. “I think I just got my first high five. Or was it a high hoof?” He tapped his chin while keeping one pawed hand against her stomach.

Celestia was about to say something when she felt her womb shift again and a limb brush against the inside of her body, making Discord’s eyes went wide. “I don't think the other one wanted to be left out.” She whispered softly.

“That is adorable.” Discord declared, only to shake his head. “Now then, we better get back on track before I spend all day high fiving my babies.” He leaned in close, as whispering to the two unborn children. “Something tells me your mom wouldn't like that too much.”

Celestia chuckled. “A little is fine, but all day is a bit much, my dear.”

Discord sighed. “Soon, little ones.” The draconequus lifted himself up and leaned on the mare’s stomach. “Now then, where were we again? I forget.”

“You were about to get me nice and wet before you fucked me, you big stud you.” Celestia replied, cupping Discord’s chin with a hoof.

Discord recoiled and smacked a hand upside his head. “Of course! How could I forget. Please allow me to get back to it my love.”

“But of course.” Celestia replied with faux generosity.

Discord nodded and lowered himself until his lips pressed against her stomach at which point he slowly began to move lower, trailing more gentle kisses. His hands moved only slightly faster, trailing down her stomach and coming to rest on her large breasts, which he squeezed gently. While this happened his lips trailed lower until finally he planted a kiss as low as possible and he shifted his attention slightly.

Pulling back one hand he planted a kiss on the mare’s left breast, then right, and back again, making sure to squeeze and need the mare’s milk filled bosoms when he was not smothering them in kisses. While playing wiht the mare’s bulging breasts, one hand snaked a little lower and his pawed hand brushed against the wet folds of Celestia’s dripping sex. With a smirk on his face, Discord listened closely to the small, almost imperceptible moans that slipped past his lover’s tender lips.

Knowing from the pitch of those moans that he was getting fairly close, he pulled his paw back and used both hands to grip her breasts, his mouth moving lower still. With a firm grasp on the mare’s slightly milk filled mounds, Discord let his tongue hang from his maw before licking the alicorn’s slit from bottom to top. The result was immediate, and Celestia moaned louder, her entire body twisting slightly as she struggled to contain the lust that now filled her body completely, and utterly.

“Oh Discord.” She whispered huskily, her forehooves resting on her bloated belly.

The draconequus paused just long enough to lick his lips before diving back down and licking over and over. He went up and down, side to side, and extended his tongue as deep as possible before pulling back out, alternating from one to the other. Leaving the mare shuddering and barely able to contain herself, the chaos god’s tongue twisting and moving in ways that no mortal’s tongue possibly could.

It caressed every pleasure point inside the mare’s body, rubbing and caressing her pussy with a skill and expertise that only Discord hard. For the god had both aeons of experience, and years of experience between Celestia’s legs, meaning that within a minute she was nearing her first orgasm of the evening. When that happened, Discord pulled back suddenly, the male able to sense how close she had been getting through the pitch of her moans and how hard her pussy clenched on his tongue.

“Ah ah ah, can't have you cumming just yet.” Discord teased, waving a finger before the mare’s face.

“Oh Dissy, I need you inside me so badly.” Celestia whimpered, gripping the draconequus' hand and tugging him forward. “Please would you fill my naughty pussy with your big cock?”

The chaos god blinked in shock only to quickly catch himself and adopt a suave look. “Of course my dear, me, and by extension my dick are all yours after all.”

The alicorn giggled and wrapped her forehooves around the male’s shoulders. “Your such a romantic.”

“Just until you here my dirty poetry.” Discord coughed, and pulled out a peice of paper from somewhere. “I find that the boobies are the most erotic part of the-”

A small jet of flame suddenly reduced his poetry to ash, revealing a chuckling Celestia looking up at the chaos god. “You can regall me with your finest poetry after your done fucking me mister Cord.”

“Yes ma’am!” Discord replied, waving away the ashes of his poetry and moving one hand to the bed, the other landing on Celestia’s shoulder.

Gripping her tightly, Discord slowly slid forward, pressing his length against Celestia’s entrance and easing himself inside. While he did this he gently bit down on the nape of her neck, drawing forth a startled, and aroused whinny from his lover. Who shuddered in pleasure as she felt the god slide inside her, his deck filling her in ways that only the master shape shifter had ever managed to do. More then that he also seemed to be able to tell exactly how to kiss her to make her body shake, no matter where on her body he kissed.

With a gentle ease, Discord entered his mare, pressing the entirety of his length into her in a single calculated move. So wet was the pony, that through the entire penetration Discord applied little to no pressure, relying solely on the natural lubricant already present. Not like he would have used any force of course, she was heavy with his child, and worry was his second most common companion beside Celestia herself.

The soft sensation of her hips against his alerted the male to the fact that he was finally balls deep inside her, and slowly, he pulled away from her neck and gently kissed her lips. “Mmm you feel so good.” He whispered, an eagle talon caressing her cheek.

“And you feel so good inside me.” Celestia whispered back, her back legs wrapping around his hips and ensuring he couldn't pull out far. “Now would you kindly rut me?”

Discord smirked. “Heck, I never don't want to do that! Just tell me if I go a little too hard okay?”

Celestia smiled gently, caressing the male’s side and coming to rest on his right shoulder. “Of course dear, but you should know better and trust yourself.”

“But-” He began, only to find his mouth slammed shut by the golden glow of Celestia’s magic.

“Are for sitting.” Celestia finished, smirking slightly. “You know you’d never hurt them, and I do to, trust me, like I trust you.”

Discord smiled, and wiped away a solitary tear. “Of course dear, of course. You know, I should probably just skip the back and forth and just admit your right off the bat.”

“Yeah you should.” Celestia replied with faux haughtiness, nose lifted into the air. “It would save you a lot of time you know.”

“Silly me.” Discord muttered, shaking his head and smiling. “Now then, before we get distracted let's do this.”

Celestia couldn't reply with her own sexy line however, as Discord didn't wait so much as a single second before pulling out and slamming himself inside. The god made sure to ease up near the end of his thrust, leaving Celestia awash with pleasure without so much as making her belly shift uncomfortably. Happy to see that Discord was trusting himself, Celestia merely lay back and relaxed more fully into the pillows that caressed her neck and head.

Over and over he continued his quick yet slow thrusting, his cock brushing against her clit every few strokes. It was enough to make Celestia arch her back and shudder, but not so much that she felt overstimulated. As she watched Discord move, Celestia couldn't help but thank her lucky stars that the male was such a talented lover.

The draconequus wasted no movements, his hands touching and gripping the mare and ensuring she felt loved and wanted. All while his gaze remained firmly on her own, only slipping away long enough to plant another kiss on the alicorn’s lips, neck or cheek. It was adorable in a way, and Celestia found her heart pounding in her chest, love swelling inside her, her body growing hot.

His speed changed occasionally, though never his intensity, Discord changing between touching and gently caressing her body to occasionally squeezing and kneading her breasts. Sometimes he would slow down considerably, but when that happened he either nibbled her neck, played with her nipples, or both. Pleasure was constant and intense, and despite that, her orgasm came slowly, as it was still a slow, and passionate love making session especially compared to their usual affair. Still, Celestia wouldn't change anything, and merely looked forward to when he slowed a little in order to give her a long, and romantic kiss.

Minutes passed with both creatures moving in perfect harmony, Celestia’s body twisting moving when it needed to, matching her partner’s movements with her own. Discord moved similarly, always waiting until Celestia seemed ready before speeding up, or doing something more intense then usual. Until he could feel her orgasm coming on strong, her pussy clamping down tightly on his dick and signalling the beginning of the end.

Rather then be annoyed or disappointed, Discord smiled, shooting the alicorn a knowing look. Who in turn smiled right back, giving the god a nod of her own before gripping his shoulders a little tighter. As soon as that happened Discord’s hands slipped under the mare’s forelegs and snaked up to the back of her head, holding it tenderly. Locking lips with the alicorn, Discord slipped his tongue passed her lips, and began to make out with his lover.

After a few seconds of passionate kissing his hips began to move, slowly at first, and faster over time. It was a slow, and steady increase of speed, one that lacked all the strength and power one might expect from such a speed. Discord was not a mortal being though, and as he was not bound by the laws of this reality, he was able to thrust as fast and as hard as he liked without that force transferring completely into his lover’s body.

Within seconds his pace was so fast that it became difficult for Celestia to feel the end of one thrust and the beginning of another. Not like the mare herself minded, but it also meant she was so overwhelmed she couldn't take a prominent role in their make out session. Allowing Discord to step up and guide the delicate dance of tongues and desire.

When his pace reached an almost blinding speed, Celestia’s back suddenly arched, and her eyes shot open. Discord stopped instantly, slamming himself into her one last time before pressing his body against hers, hands caressing her back as his lips pressed against hers. In unison, their orgasms began, with Celestia’s pussy clamping tightly around the god’s cock and squeezing down upon it.

Discord’s balls churned and rope after rope of thick seed splashed into the deepest reaches of Celestia’s body, filling her with hot cum. Cum which almost immediately was forced out of her after running out of room, pooling between her legs. Over and over they twitched, and spasmed in near unison, minds and bodies alike wracked with pleasure. Pleasure that seemed to drag on for far longer then should be possible, only ending after several minutes had passed and leaving them both exhausted but unwilling to pull away.

Only when Celestia began to felt her stomach rumble in hunger did she pull back from the kiss, disengaging from Discord’s lips and falling back into her pillows. With a wide, wide smile on her face, Celestia sighed contentedly and gently ran her hoof up and down the draconequus' back. “That was wonderful dear.” She whispered.

“I’m glad.” He replied, his body scrunching up slightly and allowing him to lay his head on her chest. “You know I was thinking of names the other night.”

Celestia rolled her eyes and sighed. “I swear on the sun if you are going to honestly suggest Pandemonium again I am making you sleep on the couch.”

“B-but, think about it, their nickname could be Panda!” Discord replied.

Celestia paused and tapped her chin. “You know, that is kinda cute. But which child would have that name?”

Discord smirked. “Draconequus or alicorn, I think they are both going to be a handful.”

“True, but between the two of us, I think we can handle it.” She declared. “Right Dissy?”

“Right, Sunny.” Discord declared as well.

“I love you, my silly noodle.” Celestia whispered while squishing the draconequus' cheeks.

Discord grinned. “I love you too Sunny Bunny.”

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