Endlessby Musical_theatre_demonChaptersChapter 1: Trixie's NightmareChapter 2: Trixie's Mental Health DeflatesChapter 4: Roaming around the CastleChapter 5: The Rise of TrixieChapter 6: The Battle: Twilight vs. TrixiePrologueChapter 3: Equipping Snips and SnailsChapter 1: Trixie's Nightmare "You and I have some unfinished business to attend to," said Trixie, "My magic has grown stronger than when we had our last little encounter, and I'm gonna prove it. So how's that sound? A magic duel between you and me. The winner stays here in Ponyville and the loser is exiled." "There's no way in hell I'd fall for a deal like that, Trixie," Twilight said competitively, "But you know what, you've got yourself a duel." Present..... It was 12:00 A. M. and everypony in Twilight's Castle was asleep. Suddenly remembering her experience in the Magic Duel, Trixie awoke, clutching the Alicorn Amulet as tightly as she could. "I lost and I had to leave Ponyville," she said, "But what can I do to stop her with the fake in my hooves?" Trixie sighed as she rolled over in her bed, still wide awake with dread. It was like the feeling was haunting her and it wouldn't leave her alone. Maybe I should practise some magic to clear my head, she thought. So Trixie threw the Amulet across the room until it hit the wall and shattered into a million pieces. "That's more like it," she said, "Someday everypony will notice me and bow down to me! They will realise how much better I am than Twilight Sparkle." Hearing the crashing sound, the whole castle woke up except Spike, for Twilight's little dragon friend was a heavy sleeper. Twilight and Starlight came racing to Trixie's bedroom to examine where the sound came from. "Trixie, it's midnight. What are you doing awake?" Starlight asked. Afraid, Trixie used her magic to destroy the shattered decoy. "You don't wanna come in here," she said with a quiver in her voice, "Please leave me be!" "Trixie, did you have a bad dream?" Starlight asked. All Trixie responded by was sobbing into her pillow. "I said leave me alone!" she shouted hurtfully, her magic going everywhere across the room. Starlight and Twilight looked at each other with concerned looks on their faces as they saw pinkish purple magic going out of control from the crack under the bedroom door. "Something very terrible is going on in there and I don't want to be a responsible for what happens to her," Starlight said, determined. She trotted closer to Trixie's bedroom door and knocked on it. "Trixie! What's wrong?" "Starlight, stop! If you wanna talk, let's do it in the morning!" Trixie cried, struggling to get her words out. "Or I can stay in here and be alone forever," she whispered to herself, "Where Twilight can't cause me anymore trouble and I don't have to face eternal damnation and feelings that I'm so fucking endless!" Trixie continued to weep into her pillow. "Goodnight, Starlight." She sighed. "What will I do to formulate a plan to plot revenge against Twilight Sparkle if all I can do is delve deeper and deeper into this hole!" Endless (Prologue) Lyrics Trixie: You make me feel so endless I'm trying to pick myself up But I don't know what to do To get out of this hole All of my happiness that you stole Long ago Revenge is worthless But I must come up with a plan anyway Someday I feel so endless Trixie eventually cried herself to sleep. Chapter 2: Trixie's Mental Health Deflates The next morning, Trixie woke up around 9:30 A.M., but couldn't get herself to come out of her room. "Trixie, it's time for breakfast!" Starlight chirped, "Rise and shine!" "I'll be out in a minute. I didn't sleep very well last night," Trixie said. "OK. Just take your time, Trixie," said Starlight, trotting over to the table. Twilight Sparkle and her student, Luster Dawn, gave Starlight concerned looks. "Is everything alright, Mom?" Luster Dawn asked. "I'm just worried about Trixie," Starlight replied, "She's never like this!" "She's your friend," Luster remarked, "Isn't it important to check in with them to see what's wrong?" "But what if she won't listen to me?" Starlight cried, "What if she just wants me to leave her alone so she can just bottle her feelings up even more?" Starlight sighed as she made her way to Trixie's bedroom door, which flung open the second she arrived. Trixie trotted out with her head hung low, moving past Starlight as she made her way to the table. "Trixie!" Starlight said. "Good morning, Starlight," Trixie said, "How are you this morning?" "What's wrong,Trixie? " Starlight said, "If anything, you can tell me." "You wouldn't understand," Trixie said, turning away with tears in her eyes. "Of course I would. I'm your best friend," said Starlight, "Why wouldn't I understand?" Trixie sighed. "It's Twilight. I never knew why she never liked me. Sure, we had our differences when we met, but that's all behind us now." "If you just tried to reason with Twilight, I'm sure she'll understand," Starlight said. Not Me Lyrics Trixie: Starlight, what the hell? Do you really think that things'll go well For me? First things first I take the Alicorn Amulet Because I want others to notice me Because they never do And then she Gets all mad at me And we have a Magic Duel Mostly my idea But a duel With that amulet I was endless Indestructible But now Where's that Twilight now? She's busy being a little princess Running The School of Friendship Plus Equestria While I only have one friend She has many Is this where my story ends? Starlight, what the hell? Why do you think that this will work out well? She's never liked me before Stuck in hell evermore I can't stand it anymore! She's never liked me anyway But that's gonna change today! I'll show her who's boss But who? It certainly won't be me Not me Trixie She won't trust me No damn way She never liked me anyway Starlight: It's never too late to try You'll find the reason why! Trixie: No, I won't go I won't journey onwards Unless I absolutely have to Not me She'll never trust a pony like - - - Not me Not me Not me Trixie Starlight, what the hell? Why do you think that this will work out well? She's never liked me before Stuck in hell evermore I can't stand it anymore! She's never liked me anyway But that's gonna change today! I'll show her who's boss But who? It certainly won't be me Not me Trixie She won't trust me No damn way She never liked me anyway She makes me feel so powerless Like a deflated balloon falling from the sky These feelings I can't deny I'm endless Starlight (spoken): Endless? I didn't know that was an emotion. Trixie (spoken): Shut it, Starlight. You wanted to know and you're the only one who's never doubted me. Starlight (spoken): Alright, alright. I'm sorry. Carry on. (Sung): But I have one question for you: Why are you pretending to be Somepony you're not? Trixie: She can't notice Can't blow my cover Then she'll distrust me even more Believe me, that much I'm sure She won't be seeing me When I get done with her Starlight (spoken): What was that? Trixie (spoken): Nothing. (nervous laugh) Starlight (spoken): OK I believe you. Trixie: It won't be me she's seeing I long to be adored Stop being misunderstood And be understood Twilight will finally realise Not me She'll never trust a pony like - - - Not me Not me Not me That's why I must be Not true to myself I won't be me 'Cause she'll never trust Trixie! What the hell is wrong with me? She'll never trust a pony like me If I be somepony who I'm Not supposed to be It won't be me Feeling so endless Not me Trixie "I'm glad you told me," said Starlight, hugging Trixie. Starlight then noticed a piece of paper that Trixie was holding. "What's that?" Starlight asked. "Nothing!" Trixie said, stuffing it into her cape pocket. She went on to eat breakfast. Chapter 4: Roaming around the Castle Trixie entered the castle doors with Snips and Snails by her side. "Trixie, I thought we were done with this whole henchpony thing," Twilight said. "Twilight, you're the reason all of this has been happening. What do you have to say for yourself?" Trixie said. "Don't try to talk around it, Trixie," Twilight said. "If only you could empathise with me like you do with everypony else!" Trixie shouted with tears in her eyes, "I won't be bested anymore by you! I will do something, you'll see!" "You know you can't," said Twilight. "Watch me!" Trixie said. She urged Snips and Snails to get a move on. "I'm just gonna tell you that you need to stop enslaving colts," Twilight said. "Excuse me, Ruler of Equestria, but they're my adopted sons and they have been all these fucking years that you've made me feel so damn endless!" Trixie shouted. Starlight tried to go after Trixie. "Trixie, what's gotten into you?" she said, "Every time you just get further and further away from who you are. As your friend, let me help you!" The doors to the throne room slammed as the three ponies entered it. Every time Trixie saw the stained glass of Twilight Sparkle and her friends, she couldn't help feeling a mix of angry with a deep sense of grief pulling her down. "Why does it seem like everywhere I go, I keep seeing this blasted stained glass on the castle walls! It's not fair!" Trixie said. Endless Lyrics Why do you get all the fame? I don't get it When all you ever do Is treat me like shit? Look at you Look at me All everypony does is adore you What's it like to have all love you? I do what I can And they all notice you You make me feel so endless With so much endless Pain and suffering I feel so endless Am I worthless? Is everything I do Enough for you? I feel so fucking endless So I've got a plan Get rid of you Once and for all I deserve to be noticed too You do nothing And they all shower you You can't even rely on yourself Your friends always have your back You make me feel so endless If only I had that endless power I'd feel so endless No longer worthless Give me the amulet Or else you'll get it I've got the amulet All this power It's endless! Nothing gets much better than this! I feel so fucking endless So damn endless All these years You made me feel so endless With so much endless Pain and suffering You made me feel so endless Was I worthless? Is everything do Enough for you? I felt so fucking endless With all this endless power I feel so endless Jealousy got the best of me But who cares When you've got what you've always wanted? I feel so endless Endless Endless Princess Trixie! Oh, now I'm unstoppable I feel so endless Oh, you look so worthless While I feel so endless It feels good To finally be understood I feel so endless Endless I've got what I've always wanted Endless power Now I'll be the talk of the town Nopony will treat me like the air I no longer feel so endless But you look so thoughtless You look so helpless Poor Twilight While I feel so endless Endless bliss Jealousy got the best of me It's true You made this happen I now feel so endless Against the likes of I feel so endless Endless Against the likes of you Say hello to Princess Trixie You make it easy To grow those wings How again did you get those things? I feel so endless With all this endless power Finally everypony'll notice me Our roles will be reversed And things'll be Just how I've always dreamed Them to be Say hello Goodbye Twilight Say hello Goodbye to Miss "I don't know any self-reliance" Say hello She then gets blinded by the light And it makes me feel so good I'll finally be noticed I'll finally stop being misunderstood They'll stay for the magic show Say hello To somepony who feels Great and powerful And so fucking endless Done with your shit So fucking endless I feel so good So so so endless Say hello To Princess Trixie! Princess Trixie I feel so endless You can't stop this Surge of power I feel so endless Like this song I'm filled to the brim With all this endless power And it feels nice It will suffice Then you'll roll the dice To try your luck But to your surprise You lost, oh fuck! I feel so endless Endless Endless And you look so damn helpless It's true So true When I'm done with you There'll be nothing else To do Great and Powerful And endless And endless And endless Like this song It's endless Great and powerful And endless Yeah, endless I can do anything With your magic They were right Your magic's endless Yet so helpless But combined with mine They won't dare to say no To a magic show Endless fame Endless shame Endless fame for me Princess Alicorn amulet Makes everything And everypony around me The power at my beck and call Makes me feel so endless Someday I'll be an actual princess Believe me, I'll get there I feel so endless Endless power They all will shower me With glory They will bow down To the magnificent No, Great and Powerful And Endless Endless Endless Endless Princess Trixie That's damn right What a sight Great and Powerful And Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless So fucking Endless Endless Great and Powerful And Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless Princess Trixie That's right She broke the glass case which held the Alicorn Amulet and put it on. Not only her magic got stronger but it sucked out some of the magic of every alicorn in Equestria: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Twilight, and Starlight. She didn't dare touch foals like Flurry Heart and fillies like Cozy Glow. "Now I'm unstoppable!" Trixie said with an evil cackle. Mad Lyrics Snips: She was so sad Snails: She was so sad Snips and Snails: Now what's happening to her? Somepony tell us what! Snails: I know enough to conclude Snips: About her strange and delusional attitude Snails: Could it be? Snips: Lemme see Snips and Snails: Yeah, she's going mad! She was so sad And now she's going mad Snips: Look at her face It scares me I think I need my space Snails: Better luck next time Because she has us loyal to her For evermore Snips: Maybe all she needs is a nap Snails: She's delusional Madcap! Snips (spoken): Did you just make that rhyme up? Snails (spoken): I think so. What do you think? Snips (spoken): Not bad if I say so myself. Snails: I don't know if she'll ever come back to us Or ever be the same again Snips: Better safe than sorry I say that we keep our distance Don't be of her assistance For now Snips and Snails: Yeah she's mad and crazy And everywhere in between Her thoughts are hazy And she's set on destroying (Trixie moved towards them.) Snips: Man, she's lost it Chapter 5: The Rise of TrixieAuthor's Note Beware of strong language in this chapter! Chapter 5: The Rise of Trixie "I feel weak," Twilight said, falling to the ground. "Me too," said Starlight. "No, no, no! I didn't wish for this to happen!" Trixie cried, "I only wanted to take Twilight's magic! Please, for once, act in my favour! I call upon the fates!" "Trixie is a bitch who only longs for power. She should be destroyed," said one Fate. "No, that cunt should own up to everything she's done otherwise she'll be a dick for the rest of her life," said another. "Yes! Yes!" Trixie said, "Please give back the magic of Starlight and the Princesses! I don't deserve those! I don't want those!" "Still greedy as always," said one of the Fates, "If you say so." Endless (Reprise 1) Lyrics Trixie: I just long to be adored Is that too much to ask? Just a simple task I want only Twilight's magic I wanna be the powerful version Of endless Fates, hear my plea If you could do that for me I'd be eternally grateful So the magic of Starlight Glimmer, Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadance were restored. Trixie turned to Snips and Snails. "OK boys, it's time to show Twilight and her good-for-nothing friends that we mean fuc--," Trixie said, stopping herself, remembering that she was in the presence of colts. "OK boys, it's time to show Twilight and her good-for-nothing friends that we mean freaking business!" "Ma, I don't understand," Snails said, "Why do you want to get revenge on Princess Twilight?" "Don't question me!" Trixie shouted, "I'm the adult! Now your freaking place, you dumb dumbs!" "Yes ma'am," Snips and Snails. But in their minds, they wondered if they were doing the right thing. Surely they were following the pony who is practically their mother. But Trixie's motives they did not discuss aloud. Chapter 6: The Battle: Twilight vs. TrixieSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Prologue The Alicorn Amulet. Trixie could feel it. She could see it floating right in front of her as she floated through space. Trixie reached for the Amulet, not even giving a second thought of whether she needed it or not. Consumed by greed, Trixie snatched the Alicorn Amulet, falling quickly down to Equestria with it tightly attached to her neck. It choked her, but she could deal with it. It was only the oxygen deprivation after all. After she fell to Equestria, the Magic Duel began. Or so she thought. Chapter 3: Equipping Snips and Snails After she was finished eating, Trixie put the plate aside. "Thank you. I will be going now." "Where?" Starlight asked. "Should I tell you everything in my life?" Trixie said, "Stop being so intrusive!" Trixie stormed out of the castle to find Snips and Snails. "Snips, Snails! Where are you two little rascals?" Trixie called. A teenage pony skipping school directed her to Cheerilee's school. "Thank you, sir," said Trixie, "Say, you look like a student. Why aren't you at school?" "Playin' hooky with my friends, Great and Powerful Trixie," the teen replied, "Now get lost, bitch!" "You don't just call an adult a bitch just like that, you ungrateful colt!" Trixie said, "Hmph!" After she arrived at Ponyville Schoolhouse, Trixie trotted up to Miss Cheerilee, as the fillies and colts were on recess. "Hello, Miss Cheerilee. I need to pick up Snips and Snails. Are they here today?" Miss Cheerilee looked around the playground. "They most certainly are. What's the reason they must leave early today?" "It's something important, mind you!" Trixie said, "Now we'll be off to an exclusive appointment with me." "Hi, Great and Powerful Trixie!" Snips and Snails said. "Don't patronise me!" Trixie Lulamoon snapped, "And I am more like a mother to you! You were just mere orphans living on the street when I found you!" "Yeah, that seems right," Snails said, "Though I don't think we was orphans. We went to school and were cared by Miss Cheerilee." "Poppycock!" Trixie roared. "What does that mean?" Snips asked. "I don't know. Is it a naughty word?" said Snails. "It's just another way of saying nonsense," Trixie replied, "It is nowhere near a bad word. Oh, I don't know if even Twilight knows that word." "What are we gonna do with the Princess?" Snips asked. "Just wait and see," she said with menacing look on her face.
Chapter 1: Trixie's Nightmare "You and I have some unfinished business to attend to," said Trixie, "My magic has grown stronger than when we had our last little encounter, and I'm gonna prove it. So how's that sound? A magic duel between you and me. The winner stays here in Ponyville and the loser is exiled." "There's no way in hell I'd fall for a deal like that, Trixie," Twilight said competitively, "But you know what, you've got yourself a duel." Present..... It was 12:00 A. M. and everypony in Twilight's Castle was asleep. Suddenly remembering her experience in the Magic Duel, Trixie awoke, clutching the Alicorn Amulet as tightly as she could. "I lost and I had to leave Ponyville," she said, "But what can I do to stop her with the fake in my hooves?" Trixie sighed as she rolled over in her bed, still wide awake with dread. It was like the feeling was haunting her and it wouldn't leave her alone. Maybe I should practise some magic to clear my head, she thought. So Trixie threw the Amulet across the room until it hit the wall and shattered into a million pieces. "That's more like it," she said, "Someday everypony will notice me and bow down to me! They will realise how much better I am than Twilight Sparkle." Hearing the crashing sound, the whole castle woke up except Spike, for Twilight's little dragon friend was a heavy sleeper. Twilight and Starlight came racing to Trixie's bedroom to examine where the sound came from. "Trixie, it's midnight. What are you doing awake?" Starlight asked. Afraid, Trixie used her magic to destroy the shattered decoy. "You don't wanna come in here," she said with a quiver in her voice, "Please leave me be!" "Trixie, did you have a bad dream?" Starlight asked. All Trixie responded by was sobbing into her pillow. "I said leave me alone!" she shouted hurtfully, her magic going everywhere across the room. Starlight and Twilight looked at each other with concerned looks on their faces as they saw pinkish purple magic going out of control from the crack under the bedroom door. "Something very terrible is going on in there and I don't want to be a responsible for what happens to her," Starlight said, determined. She trotted closer to Trixie's bedroom door and knocked on it. "Trixie! What's wrong?" "Starlight, stop! If you wanna talk, let's do it in the morning!" Trixie cried, struggling to get her words out. "Or I can stay in here and be alone forever," she whispered to herself, "Where Twilight can't cause me anymore trouble and I don't have to face eternal damnation and feelings that I'm so fucking endless!" Trixie continued to weep into her pillow. "Goodnight, Starlight." She sighed. "What will I do to formulate a plan to plot revenge against Twilight Sparkle if all I can do is delve deeper and deeper into this hole!" Endless (Prologue) Lyrics Trixie: You make me feel so endless I'm trying to pick myself up But I don't know what to do To get out of this hole All of my happiness that you stole Long ago Revenge is worthless But I must come up with a plan anyway Someday I feel so endless Trixie eventually cried herself to sleep.
Chapter 2: Trixie's Mental Health Deflates The next morning, Trixie woke up around 9:30 A.M., but couldn't get herself to come out of her room. "Trixie, it's time for breakfast!" Starlight chirped, "Rise and shine!" "I'll be out in a minute. I didn't sleep very well last night," Trixie said. "OK. Just take your time, Trixie," said Starlight, trotting over to the table. Twilight Sparkle and her student, Luster Dawn, gave Starlight concerned looks. "Is everything alright, Mom?" Luster Dawn asked. "I'm just worried about Trixie," Starlight replied, "She's never like this!" "She's your friend," Luster remarked, "Isn't it important to check in with them to see what's wrong?" "But what if she won't listen to me?" Starlight cried, "What if she just wants me to leave her alone so she can just bottle her feelings up even more?" Starlight sighed as she made her way to Trixie's bedroom door, which flung open the second she arrived. Trixie trotted out with her head hung low, moving past Starlight as she made her way to the table. "Trixie!" Starlight said. "Good morning, Starlight," Trixie said, "How are you this morning?" "What's wrong,Trixie? " Starlight said, "If anything, you can tell me." "You wouldn't understand," Trixie said, turning away with tears in her eyes. "Of course I would. I'm your best friend," said Starlight, "Why wouldn't I understand?" Trixie sighed. "It's Twilight. I never knew why she never liked me. Sure, we had our differences when we met, but that's all behind us now." "If you just tried to reason with Twilight, I'm sure she'll understand," Starlight said. Not Me Lyrics Trixie: Starlight, what the hell? Do you really think that things'll go well For me? First things first I take the Alicorn Amulet Because I want others to notice me Because they never do And then she Gets all mad at me And we have a Magic Duel Mostly my idea But a duel With that amulet I was endless Indestructible But now Where's that Twilight now? She's busy being a little princess Running The School of Friendship Plus Equestria While I only have one friend She has many Is this where my story ends? Starlight, what the hell? Why do you think that this will work out well? She's never liked me before Stuck in hell evermore I can't stand it anymore! She's never liked me anyway But that's gonna change today! I'll show her who's boss But who? It certainly won't be me Not me Trixie She won't trust me No damn way She never liked me anyway Starlight: It's never too late to try You'll find the reason why! Trixie: No, I won't go I won't journey onwards Unless I absolutely have to Not me She'll never trust a pony like - - - Not me Not me Not me Trixie Starlight, what the hell? Why do you think that this will work out well? She's never liked me before Stuck in hell evermore I can't stand it anymore! She's never liked me anyway But that's gonna change today! I'll show her who's boss But who? It certainly won't be me Not me Trixie She won't trust me No damn way She never liked me anyway She makes me feel so powerless Like a deflated balloon falling from the sky These feelings I can't deny I'm endless Starlight (spoken): Endless? I didn't know that was an emotion. Trixie (spoken): Shut it, Starlight. You wanted to know and you're the only one who's never doubted me. Starlight (spoken): Alright, alright. I'm sorry. Carry on. (Sung): But I have one question for you: Why are you pretending to be Somepony you're not? Trixie: She can't notice Can't blow my cover Then she'll distrust me even more Believe me, that much I'm sure She won't be seeing me When I get done with her Starlight (spoken): What was that? Trixie (spoken): Nothing. (nervous laugh) Starlight (spoken): OK I believe you. Trixie: It won't be me she's seeing I long to be adored Stop being misunderstood And be understood Twilight will finally realise Not me She'll never trust a pony like - - - Not me Not me Not me That's why I must be Not true to myself I won't be me 'Cause she'll never trust Trixie! What the hell is wrong with me? She'll never trust a pony like me If I be somepony who I'm Not supposed to be It won't be me Feeling so endless Not me Trixie "I'm glad you told me," said Starlight, hugging Trixie. Starlight then noticed a piece of paper that Trixie was holding. "What's that?" Starlight asked. "Nothing!" Trixie said, stuffing it into her cape pocket. She went on to eat breakfast.
Chapter 4: Roaming around the Castle Trixie entered the castle doors with Snips and Snails by her side. "Trixie, I thought we were done with this whole henchpony thing," Twilight said. "Twilight, you're the reason all of this has been happening. What do you have to say for yourself?" Trixie said. "Don't try to talk around it, Trixie," Twilight said. "If only you could empathise with me like you do with everypony else!" Trixie shouted with tears in her eyes, "I won't be bested anymore by you! I will do something, you'll see!" "You know you can't," said Twilight. "Watch me!" Trixie said. She urged Snips and Snails to get a move on. "I'm just gonna tell you that you need to stop enslaving colts," Twilight said. "Excuse me, Ruler of Equestria, but they're my adopted sons and they have been all these fucking years that you've made me feel so damn endless!" Trixie shouted. Starlight tried to go after Trixie. "Trixie, what's gotten into you?" she said, "Every time you just get further and further away from who you are. As your friend, let me help you!" The doors to the throne room slammed as the three ponies entered it. Every time Trixie saw the stained glass of Twilight Sparkle and her friends, she couldn't help feeling a mix of angry with a deep sense of grief pulling her down. "Why does it seem like everywhere I go, I keep seeing this blasted stained glass on the castle walls! It's not fair!" Trixie said. Endless Lyrics Why do you get all the fame? I don't get it When all you ever do Is treat me like shit? Look at you Look at me All everypony does is adore you What's it like to have all love you? I do what I can And they all notice you You make me feel so endless With so much endless Pain and suffering I feel so endless Am I worthless? Is everything I do Enough for you? I feel so fucking endless So I've got a plan Get rid of you Once and for all I deserve to be noticed too You do nothing And they all shower you You can't even rely on yourself Your friends always have your back You make me feel so endless If only I had that endless power I'd feel so endless No longer worthless Give me the amulet Or else you'll get it I've got the amulet All this power It's endless! Nothing gets much better than this! I feel so fucking endless So damn endless All these years You made me feel so endless With so much endless Pain and suffering You made me feel so endless Was I worthless? Is everything do Enough for you? I felt so fucking endless With all this endless power I feel so endless Jealousy got the best of me But who cares When you've got what you've always wanted? I feel so endless Endless Endless Princess Trixie! Oh, now I'm unstoppable I feel so endless Oh, you look so worthless While I feel so endless It feels good To finally be understood I feel so endless Endless I've got what I've always wanted Endless power Now I'll be the talk of the town Nopony will treat me like the air I no longer feel so endless But you look so thoughtless You look so helpless Poor Twilight While I feel so endless Endless bliss Jealousy got the best of me It's true You made this happen I now feel so endless Against the likes of I feel so endless Endless Against the likes of you Say hello to Princess Trixie You make it easy To grow those wings How again did you get those things? I feel so endless With all this endless power Finally everypony'll notice me Our roles will be reversed And things'll be Just how I've always dreamed Them to be Say hello Goodbye Twilight Say hello Goodbye to Miss "I don't know any self-reliance" Say hello She then gets blinded by the light And it makes me feel so good I'll finally be noticed I'll finally stop being misunderstood They'll stay for the magic show Say hello To somepony who feels Great and powerful And so fucking endless Done with your shit So fucking endless I feel so good So so so endless Say hello To Princess Trixie! Princess Trixie I feel so endless You can't stop this Surge of power I feel so endless Like this song I'm filled to the brim With all this endless power And it feels nice It will suffice Then you'll roll the dice To try your luck But to your surprise You lost, oh fuck! I feel so endless Endless Endless And you look so damn helpless It's true So true When I'm done with you There'll be nothing else To do Great and Powerful And endless And endless And endless Like this song It's endless Great and powerful And endless Yeah, endless I can do anything With your magic They were right Your magic's endless Yet so helpless But combined with mine They won't dare to say no To a magic show Endless fame Endless shame Endless fame for me Princess Alicorn amulet Makes everything And everypony around me The power at my beck and call Makes me feel so endless Someday I'll be an actual princess Believe me, I'll get there I feel so endless Endless power They all will shower me With glory They will bow down To the magnificent No, Great and Powerful And Endless Endless Endless Endless Princess Trixie That's damn right What a sight Great and Powerful And Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless So fucking Endless Endless Great and Powerful And Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless Endless Princess Trixie That's right She broke the glass case which held the Alicorn Amulet and put it on. Not only her magic got stronger but it sucked out some of the magic of every alicorn in Equestria: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Twilight, and Starlight. She didn't dare touch foals like Flurry Heart and fillies like Cozy Glow. "Now I'm unstoppable!" Trixie said with an evil cackle. Mad Lyrics Snips: She was so sad Snails: She was so sad Snips and Snails: Now what's happening to her? Somepony tell us what! Snails: I know enough to conclude Snips: About her strange and delusional attitude Snails: Could it be? Snips: Lemme see Snips and Snails: Yeah, she's going mad! She was so sad And now she's going mad Snips: Look at her face It scares me I think I need my space Snails: Better luck next time Because she has us loyal to her For evermore Snips: Maybe all she needs is a nap Snails: She's delusional Madcap! Snips (spoken): Did you just make that rhyme up? Snails (spoken): I think so. What do you think? Snips (spoken): Not bad if I say so myself. Snails: I don't know if she'll ever come back to us Or ever be the same again Snips: Better safe than sorry I say that we keep our distance Don't be of her assistance For now Snips and Snails: Yeah she's mad and crazy And everywhere in between Her thoughts are hazy And she's set on destroying (Trixie moved towards them.) Snips: Man, she's lost it
Chapter 5: The Rise of TrixieAuthor's Note Beware of strong language in this chapter! Chapter 5: The Rise of Trixie "I feel weak," Twilight said, falling to the ground. "Me too," said Starlight. "No, no, no! I didn't wish for this to happen!" Trixie cried, "I only wanted to take Twilight's magic! Please, for once, act in my favour! I call upon the fates!" "Trixie is a bitch who only longs for power. She should be destroyed," said one Fate. "No, that cunt should own up to everything she's done otherwise she'll be a dick for the rest of her life," said another. "Yes! Yes!" Trixie said, "Please give back the magic of Starlight and the Princesses! I don't deserve those! I don't want those!" "Still greedy as always," said one of the Fates, "If you say so." Endless (Reprise 1) Lyrics Trixie: I just long to be adored Is that too much to ask? Just a simple task I want only Twilight's magic I wanna be the powerful version Of endless Fates, hear my plea If you could do that for me I'd be eternally grateful So the magic of Starlight Glimmer, Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadance were restored. Trixie turned to Snips and Snails. "OK boys, it's time to show Twilight and her good-for-nothing friends that we mean fuc--," Trixie said, stopping herself, remembering that she was in the presence of colts. "OK boys, it's time to show Twilight and her good-for-nothing friends that we mean freaking business!" "Ma, I don't understand," Snails said, "Why do you want to get revenge on Princess Twilight?" "Don't question me!" Trixie shouted, "I'm the adult! Now your freaking place, you dumb dumbs!" "Yes ma'am," Snips and Snails. But in their minds, they wondered if they were doing the right thing. Surely they were following the pony who is practically their mother. But Trixie's motives they did not discuss aloud.
Chapter 6: The Battle: Twilight vs. TrixieSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Prologue The Alicorn Amulet. Trixie could feel it. She could see it floating right in front of her as she floated through space. Trixie reached for the Amulet, not even giving a second thought of whether she needed it or not. Consumed by greed, Trixie snatched the Alicorn Amulet, falling quickly down to Equestria with it tightly attached to her neck. It choked her, but she could deal with it. It was only the oxygen deprivation after all. After she fell to Equestria, the Magic Duel began. Or so she thought.
Chapter 3: Equipping Snips and Snails After she was finished eating, Trixie put the plate aside. "Thank you. I will be going now." "Where?" Starlight asked. "Should I tell you everything in my life?" Trixie said, "Stop being so intrusive!" Trixie stormed out of the castle to find Snips and Snails. "Snips, Snails! Where are you two little rascals?" Trixie called. A teenage pony skipping school directed her to Cheerilee's school. "Thank you, sir," said Trixie, "Say, you look like a student. Why aren't you at school?" "Playin' hooky with my friends, Great and Powerful Trixie," the teen replied, "Now get lost, bitch!" "You don't just call an adult a bitch just like that, you ungrateful colt!" Trixie said, "Hmph!" After she arrived at Ponyville Schoolhouse, Trixie trotted up to Miss Cheerilee, as the fillies and colts were on recess. "Hello, Miss Cheerilee. I need to pick up Snips and Snails. Are they here today?" Miss Cheerilee looked around the playground. "They most certainly are. What's the reason they must leave early today?" "It's something important, mind you!" Trixie said, "Now we'll be off to an exclusive appointment with me." "Hi, Great and Powerful Trixie!" Snips and Snails said. "Don't patronise me!" Trixie Lulamoon snapped, "And I am more like a mother to you! You were just mere orphans living on the street when I found you!" "Yeah, that seems right," Snails said, "Though I don't think we was orphans. We went to school and were cared by Miss Cheerilee." "Poppycock!" Trixie roared. "What does that mean?" Snips asked. "I don't know. Is it a naughty word?" said Snails. "It's just another way of saying nonsense," Trixie replied, "It is nowhere near a bad word. Oh, I don't know if even Twilight knows that word." "What are we gonna do with the Princess?" Snips asked. "Just wait and see," she said with menacing look on her face.
