Alright here's the long description for those of you who actually want to read this freak show

A reporter for Ponyville Daily finds himself in quite the conundrum after waking up inside the basement of Sugar Cube Corner. This reporter will soon find himself in various situations spanning various locations in Equestria, and gathering new friends along the way trying to escape the evil clutches of the one they call Pinkamena. Will this reporter live to see another day, or will he just become another ingredient for Pinkamena to use read to find out.

Warning - blood, gore, and worst of all a very cringy plot
Based off of Cupcakes by Sergeant Sprinkles (Drecker Jones)
Written on October 2nd, 2015
Note - I hate this, and yes the image was made in pony creator