Vampire Slayer Dusk Shine has trained from birth to take up his family's duties of slaying all manner of night-dwelling creatures, from ghouls, to wraiths, to zombies, and anything else that goes bump when the sun doesn't shine. He finds himself at the foot of the castle of the evil Vampire Queen Celestia, a villainous tyrant that spreads terror and tasteless nude portraits of herself all throughout the land.

She has the country gripped in an iron fist of terror, forcing the innocent people into ritualistic sacrifices, demonic summoning, and workplace synergy meetings. Truly, such evil must not be allowed to remain on the face of this beautiful world.

So Dusk gathers his tools, his weapons, and his nerve, ready to kick down the door of the castle and make Celestia pay for her crimes of tyranny and awkward workplace discussions only performed to forge artificial bonds between office workers as to meet HR's stupid monthly 'synergy point' quota.

But a meeting with an extremely out of place nun with tits like 'pow' informs Dusk that the manner in which he must defeat the evil is rather... unorthodox.

And then they fucked.

Kink list: This will be added to as the chapters go on and feature more and more monstrous sex scenes, but here's the basics: R63, femboy, enormous male endowments, excessive cum, cum inflation, nun fetish, monster girls.

If it wasn't clear enough from the description, this is going to be a completely nonsensical porn story made solely for the purpose of fetishistic sex scenes and shit tier humour. I'm not sorry.

A Castlevania-inspired clopfic.

Cover art by the insanely-talented Droll3.

A/N: a reupload of a previously deleted fic that was unrecoverable due to account termination. Reuploaded with permission.