It was late when Spike dragged himself back to his parent’s house. Stormbreaker helps him up with one arm and Beth with the other. They opened the door letting out a cheerful tone. Spike, however, remained silent. At the same time, he let out a hard groan. The door closed behind them while They stumbled in.

Twilight was sitting in the living room, wearing a white robe over her. In contrast, she looked at the two of them, smiling.

“Finally, I was kind of worried for you guys.” She muttered while she went over, seeing Spike slumped over.

“Spike, are you ok?” she asked, noticing how quiet he was.

“Oh, he’s fine. Just had a little too much to drink. It was a great night.” Stormbreaker let out a severe hiccup while he swayed. He was helping Spike get onto the couch. Twilight sat next to him for a minute while he took a long deep breath, feeling himself relax. But if anyone looked at his hands, they might have seen him shaking.

His Dad would head upstairs, a spring in his step, while Beth looked back,

“Hey, I’ll head over to my Hotel. I’ll check on you guy’s later.” She spoke up while looking at him. Her face was concerned, as if she hadn’t seen Spike so quietly. But she wasn’t entirely sure what was going on. She hadn’t drunk as much as the two guys had. Yet she was sure she could trust Twilight to get it from him. She had ways Beth wasn’t quite sure about as she headed back out the door.

So there it was, Spike and Twilight sitting there for a good minute while Twilight wrapped an arm around him.

“Is everything alright?” she asked while rubbing his shoulder; Spike sat there for a good minute while he responded.

“I’m fine for the most part, but I ran into someone….” His mind drifted off, thinking about what happened a few hours ago.

“Do you wanna talk about it… I’m here.” The Succubus said while looking over at Spike, her heart fluttering while she felt worried for him. What happened that left him so quiet as she leaned into him?

“Do you wanna see my tits that usually cheer you up?” She asked, a small smile on her face as she was about to open the robe for him, but Spike shook his head.

“Not tonight, no offense, it was a great night… I need a moment to think about some things.” He muttered, his voice sounding monotoned while Twilight looked at him. I was feeling worried about her husband-to-be.

“Alright, but I’m here to talk, Don’t forget about it. I’ll be heading up to bed… If you want to come. Applejack decided to sleep outside after the party we had… I think she and Daring Do left with one of the strippers. I don’t know what happened to Sunset shimmer; she passed out somewhere.” She muttered while feeling more concerned.

“I’ll be up. I need some time to think about a few things.” Spike muttered while he looked off into the distance. Twilight looked at him for a hot second before nodding. She leaned in, kissing his cheek. She imagined his skin felt cold for a second, but she kept it to herself. Soon the Succubus headed upstairs and off to bed. She didn’t bother if his mother said anything when waiting for him. Twilight knew she needed to be there for him and have him in her arms.

Spike would sit looking off into nothingness, remembering what happened a few hours ago.

-000-

He had come out of the back room, as he was adjusting himself and going back for a beer, when without warning, Cain. The man who was coming after they arrived grabbed his shoulders.

The man looked at him, that broad smile on his face. If anything Spike could describe, he looked like John Wick, though browner, as he gripped Spike’s shoulder. While he spoke up, simply saying.

“Hello Spike, mind if I call you that? Let’s sit down, and I’ll buy you a beer.” He squeezed his hands to empathize as he walked to one of the tables. Stormbreaker and Beth not even noticing this happening as they were busy talking about something. What It might have been, he wasn’t entirely sure. But right then, it was clear he had bigger fish to deal with.

The Waitress came, and Spike started to notice she had one eye and handing over a couple of beers. Spike reached over, rubbing his eyes wondering if he was going crazy.

“You’re not going crazy; You’re just seeing how the girls look, With you fucking a succubus and being around me. You’re what we should call it. Biology is transforming, and you can see under the veil. This place has quite a few gals running around, not entirely human… Did you think Succubus were the only creatures running around our world?” Cain seemed to smirk while he took one of the beers and took a drink.

“Terrible stuff; now, if you ask me, the Romans, they knew how to make some great drinks. That stuff could nearly get me drunk.” He put the beer down while staring at Spike, his eyes glowing brightly as if he was trying to put Spike under some spell. Spike took a long deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

“What do you want… Cain?” He asked, raising his eyebrow while The man on the other side nodded.

“I am Cain, though I’ve been called other names.”

“Listen, I don’t have time to hear about every name you are called blah, blah. What do you want?” Spike asked as he found himself feeling angry, very angry, while looking at the man. He wanted to tell him to eat a dick and kick his ass while he gripped the table.

“Just to speak with you, maybe make a deal…. You want to make a deal, right?” Cain spoke, calm in his voice making Spike very pissed while he held his tongue. His head felt like it was going to split apart. How he hadn’t felt like throwing punches was beyond him.

“What kind of deal do you want? And why do I wanna beat the snot out of you right now?” Spike found himself asking, feeling his heart pounding.

“Relax, just my ability. See, I can bring sin out. All kinds, sexual, greed, and rage, are just a few that come to mind. Your sins are being amplified, a funny little curse the man upstairs put on me.” Cain pointed over the scar on his face. One Spike wanted to stab with the beer bottle.

“Hmm, You are experiencing Rage, interesting. I figured with you fucking the succubus Whores, and you’d be more lustful, especially here. My own mistake.” Cain said while he took another drink.

“Drink; it’ll help you relax.”

“I don’t want the damn beer; tell me what you intend to do with my Fiancée and her sister?” Spike. Found himself banging the table, causing the drinks to bounce while Cain adjusted himself.

“Nothing too bad if you do as I say. Now cool yourself down and drink your beer. If I wanted to, I could have killed you at any second, and I’m good at that.”

“Yeah, didn’t you kill your brother fucker.” Spike spoke while feeling himself see red, looking around. Something just kept pissing him off while Cain smacked his face.

“Hey, focus and listen to what I’m saying,” Cain growled, looking more annoyed dealing with Spike being pissed off.

“So what's this deal you want?”

“I want you to surrender the Succubus you freed from that prison. Yeah, we know about it. Surrender her to me, and I’ll take care of her. You can go back to your normal little life. You can get married, do whatever you want, white picket fence with your Succubus.” Cain took another drink as he got comfortable. If Spike wasn’t overwhelmed with being so pissed, he might have thought the guy was your everyday kind of person.

“You want me to see Twilight's sister, so we can have a normal life, right? What's the catch?”

“None, as I said, we— well, they want her back. I’m even willing to let go of what you did to Lucus. Now that pissed me off what you did to him. He was like a brother to me… or a son.” He spoke as if he hit a sore spot, but Spike didn’t have it.

“Yeah, and he was a sick little puppy, cut his balls off and nearly killed Twilight and my friends,” Spike growled, thinking about that night, as he was ready to just break the bottle over his head. Violent thoughts ran through his head while he looked back at Cain.

“Hey now, in the end, he became less stable; they fucked him up. But as I said, he was like a son of mine. Now I don’t feel like killing. I want this over with; all I’ll do is stick her back in the ring and put her back. Maybe drop it down in the ocean. But that's all. If I have to your fiancee, I’ll put a bind on her so she can’t kill someone by absorbing their life force.” Cain was perfectly calm, which enraged Spike even more.

“You want me to starve my wife and just surrender her sister? How dare you.” Spike reached over, grabbing Cain by the shirt. Moving in, ready to strike the man, but Cain caught his hand.

“I am being merciful, now, do not strike me. I’m patient, very, very patient. But you will speak to me with respect as I’m giving you.” Cain growled, clearly showing the rage he held behind.

“Want to go? I’ll take you on.”

“Arrogant human, I’ve fought in more wars than you’ll ever see. Do you think you’ll be able to beat me? I could snap your neck like a twig.” He growled and pushed his hand down.

He squeezed Spike’s hand as the young man groaned; the shock caught him off as Cain looked at him.

“I will hand my number over to you when you have a few days to decide. Surrender the Succubus, and I’ll be on my way. Otherwise, I will be forced to end you and those two.” He growled while looking at Spike as he added this.

“It’ll be nice, especially returning what you did to Lucus.” He growled while he let go of his hand. He reached down, dropping some cash and his card before he got up and walked away. Spike sat there feeling himself calming down, but his body felt completely drained while he looked down at the card.

-000-

“What am I going to do?”

Spike found himself leaning down, thinking about what he could do. He was in trouble. “I’ve got to tell Twilight; I’ve got to tell them all.” He groaned, taking a long deep breath, trying to understand how something like this could even go. He felt ashamed, his heart racing while he looked out the window. A part of him wanted to ask someone some questions as he groaned.

“So much for a fun night. But…” He went silent and decided he’d talk to Twilight tomorrow. However, he wasn’t sure what was in store for him tomorrow. Spike could only hope that tomorrow would turn out well for him.

Such a thing made him worry. Spike let out a long groan as he headed upstairs, imagining that he would try and get some sleep.

He climbed the stairs, his heart pounding. Spike could feel himself ready to drop like a cinder block. He never realized how being angry wore him out. He listened to the squeaking of each step, somehow reminding him of more things. When he found himself stopped. Someone was standing at the edge of the stair. Spike let out a hard groan, his Leg hurting like hell when he looked up.

“Dad, what are you…” It took him a minute to realize just who it was. It wasn’t his father.

“Discord?” He spoke carefully as he watched a small flame glowing, raising it to his face. There the handsome face showed itself as Discord, the fallen one, lit a cigar as he chuckled.

“You got it, kid; You needed some advice? I’m sure I can help my son-in-law. Sorry, I didn’t make it to the party.” He chuckled, stepping down. The silence as he descended the stairs met him halfway as he puffed the cigar with a wide toothy grin.

“Would you mind putting that out?” Spike asked, finding it somewhat funny he made this request to the Devil himself but stared at the fallen archangel. Discord looked down at it and rolled his eyes.

“Listen, I’ll smoke one if I want.” He blew another puff while he passed by Spike as they headed back down the stairs.

“You’re kind of an asshole; what are you here for trying to save another one of your daughters?” he asked, remembering what happened last time.

“Oh no, We can do that later; you seem exhausted. I just figured you’d like my counseling.” Discord chuckled while he plopped down on the couch, a foot on the coffee table.

“Not sure it’s a good idea. Spike said while sitting on one of the recliners, while Discord laughed.

“Yeah, well, trust me, I’m great at giving advice hell, I’ve given God some wonderful advice. The Flood. I talked him into doing Noah’s arc. He just planned on… well, rebooting humanity. I thought that was boring.” He chuckled while he leaned back. “Rainbow thing was my idea.” He snorted as he got comfortable.

“Um, thanks, Though. Why are you here?”

“As I said, you seemed troubled and needed advice, and my inferno wisdom thought you might need some help. After all, you are going to be my son-in-law soon.” Discord chuckled as he got comfortable.

“I’ve been talking to Cain… he wants to get ahold of Applejack to lock her back into the ring.”

Discord stopped there for a second. The cigar in his mouth when he looked back to Spike for a second.

“Cain, as in the son of my wife's Ex and Eve. That Cain?” Spike nodded while Discord let out a hard sigh.

“Great, it had to be him. So what kind of deal did he want to make?” Discord leaned in, his black angel wings appearing out of his back while he seemed ready to listen to the mortal.

“Well, he wants to capture Applejack and put that spell on Twilight, which prevents them from consuming too much energy. He says it's that, or he might kill them both.” Spike found himself slouching over while Discord nodded.

“Hmm, interesting, Well, I’m sure you’ll reject his offer… right?” Discord said, watching Spike, his eyes glowing while he examined him.

“I don’t know, I mean… Daring Do said she stabbed him, and he just came back. This isn’t going to be that Lucus guy…. This guy is on another level.”

“Please, he’s just as human as you, sure he’s more resistant, but he’s still mortal. Just tougher because God, might I add, has no imagination. Seriously. If I were making you creatures, I’d have given you four arms.” He snorted while he took another puff.

“So what do you think I should do? I mean, I’m just human? Not blessed with Supernatural powers or an angel. I’m just a man.”

“Which is why I got my money on you, kid. Cain is unimaginable, not creative. He has his tricks, sure bringing out a person's sin and killing, heck he only survived as long as he has because of the old man's mark. But that’s all he’s got. You, on the other hand. What do you have?” Discord said, leaning forward and poking Spike in the chest.

“I’ve got….” He stopped for a minute, thinking about what he had that Cain didn’t while looking at Discord.

Discord smacked him upside the head.

“Use your bloody monkey brain! You have imagination. That guy relies on his abilities. Use it against him!” Discord rolled his head. “Sometimes you humans can be dumber than squirrels outside a nut house.” Discord gave Spike a wack upside the head causing Spike to move his head forward.

“Hey!” He spoke up, ready to throw a punch, but Discord dodged.

“Trust me; you want to be my son-in-law, grow a pair, and Show me you are worthy. If Cain’s coming out, smart him.” Discord said while he puffed his cigar. The smell of it pierced Spike’s nostrils while Discord chuckled.

“I have faith in you. Ironic, the Devil believes in you.” He chuckles while leaning back. “So, I’m curious, what will you do with Cain's healing ability? The mark protects him from wombs, magical and physical. It’s one of Heaven’s strongest protections.” Discord moved around his finger, playing with the cigar. At the same time, he watched Spike—the Devil, curious about what he might do in this situation.

“I’m willing to do anything to stop Cain and protect Twilight….” Discord raised his eye and looked at him, that smile on his face while he looked at Spike.

“Oh really, and what might you do… Would you be willing to surrender your soul to me? Hand it over, and I can give you the power to fight Cain. What an interesting idea.” He crushed the cigar out on the coffee table. Spike could smell the sulfur scent while he shuddered.

“I don’t think I’d be willing to do that… I mean an eternity in hell, or whatever you might do….” He also imagined how Twilight might act if he did that; she might be disappointed in him.

“Hey, I’m sure I could pull some strings, and you only got tortured on Tuesdays.” Discord chuckled while he leaned back.

“So, do you plan to sell your soul to me? I find that interesting. Surrender the thing that keeps you human?” his eyes glowed bright red while he looked at Spike.

“Let me think about it, alright,” Spike muttered, feeling inadequate in his gut.

“Well, you change your mind, kid. Let me know. I’m just dying to see what you do.” Discord chuckled while he vanished in a puff of cigar smoke. It was as though he hadn’t been here. Even the burn mark on the coffee table had disappeared.
“Well, at least the Devil knows how to clean up after himself. I guess that's a positive thing.”

-000-

It was the day of the wedding. It was a beautiful day; the weather was warm, with no chance of chilling, while Spike woke up in bed. Twilight was gone, and he let out a long sigh.

“Today is the day.” He muttered as he found himself getting up and getting dressed. He didn’t know what he was going to do now. At the same time, he took a deep breath and headed over to the bathroom. The house felt quiet as he took a warm bath. The warm water soothed him. It was such a feeling. He didn’t want to leave, though when the water got cool enough, he pulled out of the claw foot tub and turned to clean himself up. He took the razor. He was giving himself an excellent shave and even trimming his hair.

Spike looked at himself in the mirror, freshly shaved, his hair trimmed up; he looked almost like a new man. At the same time, he brushed his teeth and muttered to himself.

“It’s a new day; our life will be different.” The idea that he was about to marry Twilight had caused his heart to skip a beat feeling like he was on top of the world. He didn’t even think about Cain. He ignored that funny feeling while he dried his hair up.

There was a knocking on the bathroom door while Spike moved over, answering the door. His father is standing there with a smirk.

“Morning there, I’m gonna need to take a shower.” He moved around, pulling Spike out as he closed the door behind him. Spike looked over when he heard the loudest rip he could imagine. Spike groaned while he felt himself bouncing back.

“Hey, open a window while you’re in there!” he called out, unsure how to feel; he turned around and decided to get dressed.

-000-

Spike went on a quick run as he found himself moving. His heart was racing while he continued. Given that there was at least another ten hours before the wedding would start. He moved down the street. Twilight hadn’t answered when he imagined she was getting her final touches before the wedding. He figured it would be good to get himself moving. That was when his phone rang, and he stopped and pulled it out. The number came as unknown. Spike was tempted to ignore it till an icey feeling ran down his spine, and he quickly answered it.

“Hello?”

“Hello Spike, I’d like to know if you decided?” Cain spoke that calm voice as Spike found his fingers shaking, as he felt overwhelmed with something but took up stealing his nerves.

“Yeah, I thought about it and slept on it… you know what I decided.” Spike spoke carefully, trying not to show any fear that he might have hidden.

“Yeah, and what might that be?” Cain spoke, sounding more casual than he really should have been.

“We have a saying down here in the south of Ohio; it’s don’t fuck with us, we’re crazy as Floridians, and I say back off. Applejack’s not for trade and keeps away from Twilight.” Spike spoke up while taking a deep breath and holding it in while waiting for Cain’s response.

“… So this is your final choice, then?” He asked with a steady voice.

“Yeah, it is. It’s over.” so how about you go home and leave us be? Spike muttered, knowing that this wouldn’t stop him, but he took a moment feeling more courageous than he might have imagined.

“So you have made your decision?” Cain asked while Spike nodded, he knew the man couldn’t see him, but he nodded.

“Yeah, so take this as a note don’t come to my wedding. Otherwise, there will be hell to pay.” Spike said simply while he heard Cain instantly laughing. He wasn’t sure what was so funny, but the phone went dead. Spike looked back at the phone before he turned and stuffed it into his pocket.

“It’s going to be a long day.” Spike would return to his run before heading back to the house. He had to get ready for his wedding, after all.

-000-

Cain sat in his hotel room, taking a long drink. The phone was on the counter while he rubbed his temple.

“It could have been simple, but he leaves me no choice,” Cain growled while he could almost hear Abel speaking up but tuned him out.

“I’m going to take the succubus and take them out.” He growled while he reached the edge of the bed and pulled out a duffle bag, weapons filling it while he examined it. Spike West wanted a war for that Succubus; then, by the will of God himself, he was going to have one. Though he imagined he was going to be making a good few calls.

“Brother, don’t do this. You can redeem yourself. Just trust me.” Abel spoke, his form looking more like a shadow than a natural person. Cain ignored the ghost of his brother—the spirit of his past.

He picked up the phone, making a few calls and connections. He wasn’t going to take a risk and imagine that the mortal might have something up his sleeves while he prepared himself.

-000-

It was nearly time for the wedding, and Spike found himself pulling the suit on, a hard grunt while he felt the tie wrapping around his neck. It might have just been a noose if he had to describe the thing.

“I swear whoever invented the tie needs an ass-kicking.” He complained while his dad moved in.

“Oh, relax, it ain’t going to be long. Just get this thing tied up and there.” Stormbreaker patted his shoulder.

“Congrats, kid; I never thought I’d see you getting married.” He spoke with a light smile. Spike nodded,

“Thanks, Dad; I’m glad to have you here.” There was a knocking on the door when Spike turned.

“So, who’s going to be here?”

“Well, your mom invited a few people from the family, plus your little lady said she brought a few people.” Stormbreaker moved over, opening the door, and the first ones standing there were none other than Discord and Nightmare moon. Discord is wearing a delicate pinstriped suit with sunglasses over his eyes. It almost made him look like a Dom in the mafia. In contrast, Nightmare moon wore a red dress that dominated everyone as it screamed. I’m here to be seen and desired. She was showing plenty of cleavage as she gave a warm smile. She looked at Spike and gave him a wink. She was turning Spike red as a redwood.

“Ahh, well, I’m guessing you’re here for the wedding; you with the bride?” Stormbreaker said while he brought his hand out to Discord, smiling at an excellent ol’ boy while he didn’t realize he was looking at the devil himself at this very moment. Discord reached over and shook his hand.

“Yes, I am, Stormbreaker and my name is Disk Cord. I’m the bride’s father, and this is my lovely wife, Nightmare moon.” He chuckled while looking over to Stormbreaker.

Stormbreaker nodded and said, “Well, Discord, come on in; get comfortable; Twilight upstairs is getting ready if you wanna see them here.” Spike wanted to laugh his butt off when he saw Discord’s face fall when Stormbreaker called him his actual name.

“It’s Disk Cord, sir, not Discord.” He tried correcting, but Stormbreaker nodded.

“Yeah, that’s what I said, Discord.” He spoke up, his southern accent growing, while Discord sighed, heading on in. Nightmare Moon seemed amused by how her husband’s ploy didn’t work as he expected.

“You know what? I’m going to see Twilight. Nightmare moon, if you will.” Discord spoke up, heading up the stairs, while Nightmare moon smirked, “Why yes, my dear husband.” She spoke with that sultry voice as she ran. To the back While Spike and Stormbreaker sat there for a minute, watching as Satan himself walked up the stairs. Stormbreaker looked back at Spike, giving a good minute, ensuring Discord couldn’t hear him.

“I don’t know about that guy. Seems a bit narcissist, I mean, naming his daughter after himself.” Spike shook his head while he fought back the urge to laugh at this point.

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. We should finish a few more things before the rest arrive.” Spike chuckled while Stormbreaker nodded. He turned around when he stopped for a second.

“Give me a second. I wanted to give you this,” Stormbreaker smirked as he reached around, pulling out a large box. It was simple and brown, but when he brought it out. It revealed a Stetson hat on there.

“I say wear it. It’s a small gift from me.” Stormbreaker chuckled while Spike grabbed it and looked at it. The thing had seen a better day. Spike recognized it as it was Stormbreaker’s. He couldn’t help but smile as he placed it on his head. It didn’t go with the suit as well. However, to Spike, it was perfect.

“Come on, let’s get this thing set up,” Stormbreaker smirked, patting Spike’s side, giving a broad smile, and showing some of his missing teeth. They would get this redneck wedding under wraps while heading out to make some finishing touches. Hopefully, Spike’s mother didn’t blow a gasket out there while ensuring everything was perfect for Spike and Twilight.

-000-

Discord walked through the bedroom door, as he found himself standing in Spike’s childhood room, and found himself shaking his head.

“I will say, your fiancée has no taste.” He could see through and feel the room. While he couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Oh, Dad, let it be; you can’t stop me,” Twilight said while standing on the end of the bed. Applejack and another girl. He wasn’t sure who but knew that she was a succubus. It wasn’t one of his daughters when he moved over.

“I’m just saying; he seems a bit tacky.” Discord poked the punching back, letting It sway around.

“Well, you are not the one marrying him,” Twilight said with a sly smirk as she felt Applejack pulling the corset strings and causing her body to squeeze up, making her look more busty.

“My dear, why are you doing that? You can transform your body to look any way you want?” Discord said as he made an example of turning into a woman and showing off a full figure before returning to his original form.

“I just want to be beside. I don’t want people suspecting anything.” She muttered while putting on the rest of her dress as she stood there. She was wearing all white, Looking like the sun had kissed her skin. The elegance of her as she smiled at her father. “How do I look, Dad?”

“You look as beautiful as your mother was when we took our vows of eternal darkness.” Discord smiles while Twilight. She couldn’t help but return it. While she walked over, she hugged and kissed her father on the cheek. The dress was a bit older; it belonged to Spike’s mother. So something borrowed and something old. However, it fits the succubus perfectly.

“Dad, don’t be mad, but I managed to get a hold of Grandpa. He’ll be coming to the wedding.” Discord stopped right there as his hand dropped.

“What do you mean you invited your grandfather.”

“Well, I managed to contact him and asked if he would come down, and he said he would. Didn’t want to miss his granddaughter’s wedding.”

“Oh, my father….” Discord muttered, looking like he was about to shit bricks. He was not expecting the great Almighty to come to a wedding. He wasn’t sure what madness would come from that. “I am going to have to do something, fuck nuggets!”

“Dad, I talked to Grandpa; he said he’d be on his best behavior. No smiting or turning people into pillars of salt.”

Discord’s eyes twitched while he wasn’t sure what to say to his daughter—just knowing that the big man upstairs would be here. It almost made the devil want to blow a blood vessel, but he took a deep breath keeping his cool.

“Very well, though if he causes trouble, I better not get the blame.” Discord turned around and left the room, knowing that this would turn into something entertaining or apocalyptic. He leaned back and smiled at her.

“I’m glad your happy, hun.” Discord looked at his daughter. While Twilight smiled as she nodded,

“Thanks, Daddy.” She spoke up. And as soon as Discord left the room. Applejack tightened the corset a bit more as Twilight let out a hard grunt.

“You know, Dad, forgot to even say Hi to me… typical,” Applejack said, seeming more annoyed, as she groaned, adjusting to her dress and not liking it.

“Can I at least wear my hat?”

“No, you can not wear your Confederate soldier hat. People might talk about it.”

“I don’t see the problem; it’s a part of my uniform. I like my hat.” She grumbled before she got up.

“There, you should be ready for your wedding.” Applejack was about to leave when Twilight pulled her in for a hug.

“Thanks, sis, and even if Dad doesn’t pay much attention to you, I know he loves you as much as I do.” Twilight couldn’t help giving that infectious smile to her sister, who nodded but added in this quip.

“Love me enough to let me wear my hat.”

“I love you, but the answer is still no.” Applejack cursed under her breath. In comparison, they would move to get their hair worked on. They didn’t have long before the wedding would begin.

-000-

People were coming to the wedding as they started to arrive. Spike found himself sweating like a pig while he rubbed his forehead with a napkin while Stormbreaker walked over.

“Not getting cold feet, are you bub?”

“No, more like sweating my socks off. Why is it hot as hell here?” Discord popping over. “Don’t blame me. It wasn’t my idea.”

He walked around while Spike took a deep breath, trying to keep his cool. His heart was racing like a locomotive when he saw her. Smolder over to the side. She was holding her son. Spike found himself confused, looking over at his dad.

“Why is Smolder here?”

“Think your mother invited her, trying to be nice. Don’t ask me.” Stormbreaker said, just noticing her. While Spike nodded, he figured it would be better not to try and talk to his Ex, especially if it came down to the little boy who looked just like him.

Spike walked over to see Smolder as she turned to see him.

“Oh, Hi Spike, how’s the groom doing?” she teased while she adjusted her little boy. Spike smiled, rubbing the back of his head.

“Yeah, just excited. I wasn’t expecting to see you come to my wedding. But glad you came.” He looked over at Al for a second when he steeled his nerves.

“I’m always here if you need help with Al.” He gave the small boy a wave. Al waved back while looking back at his mom.

“He’s funny, Mommy; what’s he talking about?” Smolder raised an eyebrow while she put Al down.

“I don’t know. Go and play Al; try and keep your clothes clean.” She spoke while Looking over at Spike, her head tilting.

“Ok, Mommy,” Gemfire said while he ran off, clearly ready to get into trouble while the warden was out doing adult stuff.

“Spike, what is that all about?” Smolder asked quickly, not beating around the bush.

“Alright, I have to ask… Is Gemfire my kid?” He found himself wincing while Smolder watched him. Her face turned from confusion. To annoyance, back to chaos. It was nearly comedic.

“No, he’s not your son. Why would you even be asking this?” Smolder muttered while she finally realized what Spike was talking about.

“I mean, it makes sense; he looked like me when I was that age, then the timeline from when we, well, you know… did it. I just assumed.” Spike found himself saying though Smolder raised an eyebrow.

“Spike, listen… If you were the father, do you think I wouldn’t have told your Momma, and she wouldn’t have dragged your ass back here? If Al was your child.”

Spike paused, realizing what she said made sense as he raised his hand.

“Alright, fair enough, I didn’t think about that… But who is Al’s father?” he looked over, watching the little boy chase a pair of dogs barking away.

“I’ll be honest, Spike, I don’t remember, it was after you left, and I went to the bar and got drunk. The guy looked like you, and it was a one-night stand. I don’t regret it. I got Al as a result. So not going to look back. Sorry, you assumed you were a dad… If it is any consolation. I think you would have made a great dad for Al. At the very least.”

“Thanks, I appreciate it.” Spike smiled while the two shared a tender hug for a minute. When without warning, Fireheart came out of nowhere and gave them a firm hug.

“I’m glad to hear you two talking, but it’s almost time for the wedding. Alright, talk more after the ceremony. Spike, get you but up to the front. Father, Simon is up, ready to officiate it.” She pointed over to the end of the aisle. Spike saw the rest of his family sitting on Twilight’s side. Well, one thing is for sure. It was a sight.

The priest stood there, and he was not what Spike expected. The man looked ready to head off to a metal band audition and not perform a marriage ceremony. That’s for sure. Spike walked over there nonetheless. While the man raised his hand, shaking his hand.

“Now, brother, my name is Father Welderwedd; it’s nice to meet you. Now are you ready to bathe in the Lord’s light as he blesses your marriage?” Welderwedd said the way he spoke sounded like a hippy, though Spike nodded.

“Not a problem; I guess we’re about to start.” He chuckled while the priest nodded as he cupped his hand. Spike saw the cross rings on his fingers, finding them rather strange but got into position. Though one thing is sure, it wasn’t like his dream, which relieved him greatly. While he stood there, he saw Fireheart over to the side.

She was holding a camera, taking plenty of pictures. While Stormbreaker walked over, grabbing her by the shoulder as he dragged her off to her seat up front while she was smiling away.

She watched from afar as the music began playing. It was a soft tune, not a piano but more of a guitar playing. The gentle melody as the strings were played as Twilight started walking down. Followed behind were little Al and another girl. Spike wasn’t sure who that might have been. However, he was focused more on Twilight. The woman looked stunning.

Spike’s jaw dropped as she walked the aisle. She was the most beautiful being in the world. As Spike could barely look away, his heart skipped a beat at such a beautiful sight. She stopped standing before him. That caring smile while. It was just him and the world. The only world that mattered to him. While the priest, who looked like a hippy, started to give the opening ceremony. Such a thing was interesting. But Spike wasn’t paying much attention to it. In contrast, he looked into Twilight’s eyes.

“Now, do you, Spike West, take this bride to love and to hold? In sickness and in health, till death do you part?”

Spike was shaking as he realized he was asked the vital question. Startled up, he nodded, “I do.” He smiled at Twilight for a good second. Then, Welderwedd looked to Twilight, asking her the same question.

“I do,” Twilight said, looking back at Spike. Her Ruby red lips spread into a smile. Welderwedd smiled as he raised his hands.

“By the power vested in me. I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride.” With that, Twilight moved into Spike. While Spike wrapped his arm, kissing the succubus with such passion. The crowd cheered while Spike and Twilight pulled back the smile on their face as they looked at everyone cheering.

-000-

Everyone had gotten comfortable as they congratulated the new bride and groom. Some are drinking beer, toasting, and simply enjoying their time. Discord walked past a few of Spike’s cousins while smiling at them.

Spike’s cousin, known mainly as Cousin whiskeyshine, looked at his brother. Crystaljack

“You know, brother, I think that guy might be the devil.” He said, pointing over to Discord.

“Nah, He’s just one of those fancy new yorkers. The devil.” He spoke in a more hick accent while they looked back at Discord.

“Besides, Cousin Fiddle sticks talked about meeting the devil when he went to Georgia, winning a fiddle from him.”

“Don’t be a fool there, Whiskeyjack. That’s just painted no one stupid enough to wager a golden fiddle.”

Discord found himself groaning in annoyance. Since it was clear that he was somehow part of a family of people who realized he was the devil. Yet at the same time didn’t know he was the devil. It confused the prince of darkness to no end. Nightmare moon moved in, giving her husband a smirk.

“Oh, Darling, it’s alright. I can pretend your Disk Cord.” She teased the devil, who smiled as he wrapped his arms around her. “You’re the best, Nightmare moon.” He chuckled, kissing her.

Spike and Twilight cut the cake with a slight smirk as they placed it on the plate. Everything seemed perfect. A small smile while they had the usual pictures taken. At the same time, Twilight moved over and began checking some of the food. Spike couldn’t help admiring it as he saw a cupcake and grabbed it, about to take a bite, when Discord came over.

“Oh, See, you’ve taken a liking to them. I had one of Hell’s best chiefs make these. Her name is Lizzie Borden, and these are some of her famous Mary cupcakes.” Spike’s eyes widened as he looked down at the one in his hand. He slowly moved, putting them down and pushing them away from him. Discord watching, almost resisting a cackle, while he took one of the cupcakes eating them.

“Hmm, those look good; I might have to try one later.”

“Very; I think she added something else, jelly, maybe,” Discord said while looking over at Spike, who looked pale as a ghost.

“Um… I’m fine, just… Don’t let my family have any of the cupcakes.” He looked at it briefly as he thought about it being Lizzie Borden. While he shuddered in fright. Discord nodded with an evil smile.

“I’m sure I can keep them away from this, besides more for me.” He proceeded to take another bite. Spike resisted feeling sick as he went to take a bite out of something else.

Everything about the wedding went well. As The sounds of the music started, Twilight grabbed Spike’s arm.

“Time for the Bride and Groom, so share the first dance.” Twilight smiled while she reached around, grabbing his arm and dragging him off.

One thing for a backyard wedding, it was a bit more relaxing as they didn’t have to go too far for many things. Plus, the moonshine that Spike’s cousins brought in. Applejack was already on her third drink as she was holding her own. However, Spike imagined the Succubus had gotten drunk on the honey shine. His cousin Sires brought in. Applejack's pure joy was on her face as she swayed with the cousins and called out to the heavens.

“I love redneck weddings!” she spoke with a heavy, slurred voice. Applejack might have just brought her tits out for everyone to watch if she had one more shot.

“You know, Spike, I think that’s the happiest I’ve seen her in a long time,” Twilight said, almost snorting as they began to dance to the rhythm of the music. Moving together as they looked into each other eyes.

“I’ll tell you what, I don’t blame her; today is going to be one of my better days,” The two laugh while they continued dancing when Twilight brought something up.

“Spike, That little boy, Gemfire. Who helped in the wedding a bit.”

“What what is it?” Spike asked somewhat curious while they continued swaying and moving around the dance floor.

“He’s an incubus, well a fledgling one. Does his mother know? I mean, he’s half but it’s obvious he is one. Just too young to access his powers.” Twilight found herself saying more over while Spike shook his head.

“I don’t think so. I mean… should we tell her or?” Spike asked while Twilight shook her head,

“Probably not. He might go on to live a normal life, and if he knows well… It’s hard to tell how it would effect them.” There was a pause as Spike nodded, agreeing with her. Maybe if the time came they could tell her. For now however it would be better to leave it as it was.

“Thank you Twilight.” Spike, smiled while he spun her around a little. The music seeming to move faster as they followed on.

“For what?”

“Marrying me. Finding that ring was the best thing to ever happen to me.”

Spike spoke with such tenderness as he leaned in softly, ready to kiss her as they held each other close.

Suddenly without warning, The sound of an engine coming at them. Flashes of bright lights shoot out at them. Spike, without thinking, grabbed Twilight and pushed Twilight out of the way as the car came at him. The dodge dart struck Spike. A hard grunt as he landed on the hood. He barely had time to think when he rolled off the car.

The car crashed right into the power line as flashes of light bursts into the air.

“What the hell was that!” Someone in the crowd screamed. Twilight and Applejack ran over to Spike. The way he lay there, grabbing his leg hissing in pain.

“Fuck, why is it always my goddamn leg!” As Twilight looked, Spike held onto his bad leg, seeing that the bone was sticking out.

“Um, Spike… Your leg.”

“I know, fuck! I need the hospital. Who in their fucking mind!” He called out, cursing his ass off, not caring who was in front of him; all he knew was he had a bone sticking out and poorly broken.

Stormbreaker, and Discord walking to the door. Stormbreaker’s eyes looked like they were in a blaze at the moron who just hit his son with their car. Discord following, wondering how the situation was going to go. When Stormbreaker grabbed the door ready to pull the car door off its hinges. Discord, using some of his more demonic powers to keep the car in place. The tires squealed as if it was trying to back up but there was nothing it could do. It was trapped while Stormbreaker pulled the door open. There sitting behind the wheel, was none other then Garbble. His head was bleeding as he tried pulling back. Yet there was nothing he could do. Stormbreaker wasn’t having any of it as he grabbed Jack by the seems of his jacket and dragged him right out of the car.

“What the Hell are you drunk! Cause if you aren’t I’m gonna make this far worse than possible.” Stormbreaker said the anger in his voice. The control, Stormbreaker normally had in him was holding by threads, and they were already at their limit, while Jack spat at Stormbreaker.

“Go to hell, beside. I’m getting paid big money. Gonna get me out of this shitty town and factory.” You could almost hear the strings snapping as Stormbreaker started throwing punches at Jack as he smashed his face into the door. Jack barely holding back as he tried fighting away. When Discord grabbed Stormbreaker’s shoulder.

“Now while I enjoy you bringing justice out on this little shit. I do think you should calm it down. No reason to go to jail for this. I know a few people.” Discord gave a wide smile while he was looking to the man.

Garbble, felt a chill run down his spine one he had never felt before in his life. The kind of fear that screamed he made a mistake all while looking into the eyes of the man standing before him.

“So, tell me what were you thinking? Where you just going to drive off after trying to kill My son in law?” Discord kept a calm voice. The horror on Garble’s face. As he could feel something not right about the man before him.

“I— I got paid to do this… I just.”

“Oh don’t do the paid for me stunt. Tell me what are you hiding.” The Charm in his voice as he leaned in closer. “Tell us what you were really planning?” Discord reached over caressing the mans cheek as his eyes went blank.

“I was paid too, I would have done it for free if I knew I could get away with it. But the money just added the temptation. I hate Spike, He’s gotten everything while I had to do everything to make it while he got the better life. The girl, a great job.” There was an anger on everyones face as they looked at Garble. Spike was being brought over to a seat as he sat trying to hold back the pain. As he felt like he was going to pass out. Jack just simple continued talking. The blank look on his face continued. “I have nothing, and back in school he was a better boxer. I took him out to take his spot. To try and make it out of this shit town.”

Discord nodded while patting his head.

“Good boy. Now, stay here while we tie you up. Stormbreaker. I’m sure you’ve got some rope, and can call the authority’s. Don’t kill him, I really don’t want to deal with paperwork.” Discord smiled while he turned around and checking on Spike.

Spike sat back, taking long deep breaths while he tried not to let out a hard scream. Twilight grabbing his shoulder.

“Spike, just hang in there we’ll get you some help.” Twilight muttered while she looked back to her husband. Spike just gasping he felt like he was close to passing out.

“Could you possibly get me some moonshine. Seriously I need something.” He groaned raising his hand when Discord walked over. He passed Spike a flask of Moonshine. Spike just downed it rocking his head back as he drank as much as he could. He groaned when looking over. Towards Discord, the empty expression on his face as he let out a hard grunt.

“Do you mind fixing it or is that beyond your rang of power?”

“Sadly not one of my abilities, more so bringing the pain than giving it sorry.” Discord said though he looked over to Twilight.

“Didn’t you say you invited the old man where the hell is he?” Discord said while seeming more confused than anything. “Like I know he prefers to make a grand entrance but this is ridiculous.” Twilight looked back to her father and raised an eyebrow.

“You know that is kind of weird. He should have been here. He said he would.”

“Typical that old bastard always late when we need him.”

There was a loud boom, when they turned around. A man in white robes standing behind them Looked towards Discord and the others. The stone expression, as white wings expanded out. Discord looked over at the being and rolled his eyes.

“drocsiD, what are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be subtle than that? Where’s dad?”

“He wasn’t able to make it. Something had come up that distracted him.” DrocsiD said when he looked to the others standing around. He shrugged his shoulder while Discord looked back at the other Archangel.

“Really, thats a load of bullshit. Guy can snap his fingers and fix everything in an instance. He doesn’t just get distracted. Well good, glad he didn’t come to his granddaughter wedding.” Discord said looking annoyed but a bit disapointed on his face asked while Spike, let out a hard grunt.

“What the?” he let out a hard groan as he leaned back closing his eyes while he took another drink of the moonshine. He imagined he was going to need to get drunk after all of this.

“Spike, sweetie? Who are these two.” Fireheart came up looking at her son/ Who was clearly drinking away the pain in his leg. While Twilight looked over at her new mother in law.

“Um… Fireheart there’s something we didn’t tell you.” She spoke looking a bit nervous not sure how to really say this to the Spike’s mom.

“Please, we’re family so call me Mom, and what are you not telling us?”

Twilight, turned to look at her father and uncle, and shook her head.
“Well it’s a long story.” It was then she proceeded to tell Stormbreaker and Fireheart the whole story, the real story. They listened to everything. While Twilight left out some of the more steamy parts. But revealing that she was in fact a Succubus.

Author's Note

Well here's the chapter we all have been waiting for now they're married, what the hell is going to happen next. well follow me on the next trip on dragon ball Z

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