They headed inside the Castle. Spike’s heart was pounding as he felt as if he was regretting everything he’s done, mainly coming here.

No- No stop thinking that way, we’re here to meet Twilight’s parents. I have to make a good impression. Spike started pumping his chest up, trying to look confident. Twilight giggled some as Spike, was trying to look bigger, giving a smile some as she shook her head. It was one thing she could consider him being quite cute.

The stone doors began pulling opening. The loud creak as they opened widely for The two. Bat’s flying out with a screech. Spike couldn’t help admiring the sight as they pulled in as they were heading inside. Indeed the place was a palace. Walls aligned with portraits of finely lit torches. It was a sight Spike had never thought he would see in his lifetime. Nothing about it was familiar. This was the home of a king. Spike looked down at what he was wearing and realized he was underdressed.

Twilight leads Spike as she passed down the halls, Spike looking over the vast wonders of the place as they soon reached a set of doors. That was quite impressive. Black stone, lined with gold that etched the doors. It was depicting imagery of what looked to be angels falling from clouds.

Spike watched as Twilight pushed the door over there. Spike was more shocked, looking in the room. The place was more extensive than any home Spike had lived in. Hell, it was larger than a school. It was empty for the most part except for a group of guards, Rather demonic-looking beings- massive bulking beast’s that seemed to eye him, and Twilight for a second. However, it was on the other side of the room.

There a throne of fire that emanated heat in this frozen room. A figure sat there; the model was male, Tall, slender. Spike was mesmerized by the man as he was truly handsome. He was drop-dead gorgeous even for Spike, a straight man. To the point, even he would admit he would’ve been attracted to him. He stood there wearing a yellow suit with a bowtie that was swirling around, with a red rose on the side hanging over the side. His smile was growing wide as he watched him. His eyes slightly rolling around as it looked all around

Then there were those eyes. Those eyes were quiet mesmerizing deep Black- like looking off into comforting darkness with stars that twinkled in them. His eyes seemed to be on Spike and Twilight as He popped his neck. Spike soon noticed he wasn’t alone. Sitting by him on a thrown of fire herself was a woman- She was gorgeous, looking practically like Twilight though a crown of thorns and fire upon her head wearing a black dress. That revealed her bosom; Black bat-like wings were spreading out. She was practically staring at Spike. As if she was examining him- planning something- something Spike wasn’t sure about. The handsome figure pulled himself from the throne.

When he stood up, the throne vanished as if it hadn’t been there before. He walked down those ebony stairs as the guards began falling to their knees. They held their weaponry close as if to strike at a moment's notice. This being-this man, Who Spike suspected, was none other than Twilight's father—soon walked towards them. His broad smile reminded him of a cat, and Spike noticed he had what looked to be a monocle on his right eye. The more Spike looked at him, and he couldn’t help but imagine he looked quite like Ryan Reynolds.

He turned, looking towards Twilight as that smile grew wider as he watched her. Twilight stood there almost stoic, her head held up, eye her back straight and shoulders broad. Though as she kept herself looking stern, she suddenly found herself giggling laughing almost as she suddenly muttered,

“Hi Daddy,” she laughed more as suddenly this handsome beastly man laughed too. It was practically infectious. Spike had to do everything he could from laughing, but a smile began spreading across his face. Soon The one Twilight called daddy opened his arms up and screamed,

“My little Cheftzi-Ba It’s been so long.” He reached over, pulling her in for a tight hug. He lifted her practical feet off the ground as he held onto her for dear life. He was almost swinging around. Twilight’s only response was giggling- Giggling like that of a child who hadn’t seen her father for the longest time.

“It has what A hundred years.” She thought about it more,

“Very, What happened? I mean, I know you were hanging around with mortals for fifty years, but you normally called us when something happened?” He chuckled even laughed more as he patted her head.

“I kind of got locked inside a ring.” She sighed, remembering her past, and how she had allowed herself to be locked up and trapped in that old ring. Her father sighed,

“Well, you free, that’s all that matters, but you had us worried.” He caressed her cheek, clearly a kindness in his face, but soon, he turned to overlook Spike.

“So, who are you? Why have you come to see the great Discord? Are you here to bargain for fame? Fortune, a chance to fuck A supermodel or have a super sexy wife with all the stops? Yada yada- I don’t have all day; I gotta spend time with my baby girl!” He was utterly excited for a moment. Spike just looked at him, blinking, not sure what to say,

“Uhh no, I came with Twilight…” Spike muttered as it suddenly sinks in. He was looking towards the Ruler of Hell, The fallen Angel- The Lord of Chaos… Discord. He was practically shocked as he was looking at an angel. Who seemed to look at him unamused,

“Cheftzi, is this true? Did you come with him?” He looked towards her for a second, a simple smile on her face. Twilight nodded with a smile,

“Yes, Dad- and I’m currently going by Twilight- but He came with me; in fact, he’s the one who freed me from the ring.” She smiled some looking towards Spike; Discord looked towards him for a second as he heard those words. A smile growing on his face as he suddenly, without warning, grabbed Spike by the shoulders and hugged him.

“Thank you, my good man! Whatever you desire if it's in my power, it shall be done, no matter what it is, ask me!” there was a goofy smile on his face, something that seemed to be purely sincere.

Spike felt weird as he was practically manhandled by the Angel when suddenly, The woman dropped down by him.

“Darling, please let the young man breath; otherwise, he might not be able to breathe.”

“Oh fine, Nightmare Moon, my But I must thank him somehow, for freeing our daughter from the ring, I am glad you brought him here, Twilight.” He smiled, looking back towards her, Twilight giggling at her father being such a dorky man. As she simply bounced some.

“Well, I have some good news.” She muttered as she hugged Nightmare Moon. The older woman smiled some as she looked back towards her daughter. Spike noticed a dark broken Halo atop Nightmare moon’s head.

“What would that be, my dear?” Nightmare Moon asked Discord dropping Spike at this point, who grunted slightly as he landed back on his feet, staggering for a second.

“Well, As Daddy has quickly gotten to know Spike. we’ve seen each other for a while since he freed me from the ring, and well.” Twilight raised her finger as she showed the engagement ring. Discord and Nightmare Moon looked at them blankly. A long pause went by as the realization came over them.

Nightmare Moon responded first as she squealed in excitement,

“Oi Vey My baby getting married!” she suddenly hugged Twilight for a second, as she was fluttering her wings excitement in her voice as Twilight laughed. Nightmare Moon pulled back and grabbed Spike Practically examining him,

“So, you will be my future son-In-Law. Him Discord, my darling, he is quite a cutie.” Spike felt her squeezing his chin as she turned his head around.

Discord just stood there, his eyes twitching as he looked back from Twilight towards Spike for a minute as if a million things were running through his head. He looked around and forth, looking towards Twilight- than back towards Spike. Simultaneously, the realization came to mind—a choice of how he would react for a second.

“Really,” He positioned his arms, presenting Spike, it was clear Discords guard was dropped as he looked towards. Twilight nodded

“Yes, he proposed to me a few days ago,” She looked to Spike, as the young man just didn’t know what to say- Discord just looked over to him for a minute saying,

“I mean- for a mortal, he seems okay- But honey, I could’ve introduced you to all sorts of mortals. Some offense.” He looked back At Spike- Not sure of what to say,

“Don’t you mean no offense?”

“No.” Discord responded as he rolled his shoulders. A pitchfork appeared in his hand as he leaned against it. His hand was gripping the handle tightly.

“Well, I don’t want any old Mortal, Spike is an amazing guy, I wouldn’t trade him for all the gold in the world.”

“You know I could have that arranged, I know Hades, and he owes me a favor.” Discord chimed in a small laugh under his breath, But Twilight gave him a look that made the Devil himself shudder in front of Spike. It brought Spike a second of amusement.

“Okay, okay, nevermind. So what do you do… Spike?” Discord asked, his white smile practically glowing for a moment. Spike quickly responded- his voice shaking somewhat intimidated by all around him,

“Well, I work for a Publishing company; I mainly help look over some of the manuscripts to see which might be worth publishing,” Spike said- Discord didn’t look impressed.

“Dad Damnit, you are not giving me much to work with.” He mumbled through; eventually, he clapped his hands and exclaimed

“Alright- well, How about I show you guy’s your room’s and then get dinner started- I know I’m starving to death.” He gave a smile and looked towards Twilight,

“Could you get the chiefs to make something extra special for Twilight and her fiancé. Make sure they can make something edible for a mortal.” He smiled some as Nightmare Moon nodded,

“As you wish, my Princes of Darkness.”

“Anytime, honey butter.” Discord smiled, Twilight only groaned, embarrassed by her parent's action, but Spike snickered, never seeing Twilight so frustrated as they the Devil began leading them off.

“Twilight, my dear, you know where your room is. I’ll Lead Spike to his. I wanna talk to him in private.” He glanced towards Spike for a second as Spike shuddered at the idea.

“Dad, he can sSpikep in my room with me, I’m not a child,” Twilight responded though Discord just grunted,

“Darling, it is my reality I make the rules,” Discord responded with a light laugh,

“We’re going to doing this?” Twilight responded while Discord gave a hard laugh.

“Yeah, We are pumpkin But don’t worry, dear. It’s just till I get to know him, and he earns my trust.” He Patted Spike on the shoulder as he took him off. Spike looked back and simply looked surprised.

Twilight had an expression with a slight smile reassuring him and that he was in good hands.

Yeah right! Spike thought as he simply started being dragged off. Not sure what might happen. He just hoped it ended well. Spike and Discord walked down the corridors of the Castle, passing various paintings. Each was depicting an angel, sometimes demons- each of them both horrifying and stunning at the same time.

Spike recognized that Chronos was eating his children, which brought a question in mind from something Discord had said.

“You talked about Hades… So he’s real?”

“Yes, Hades is real, so is Kali, Allah, Kami, and Thor. Every God you have ever heard of exist.”

Spike was shocked by this, nearly stunned as he didn’t know what more to say as he followed the Fallen Angel. He soon leads Spike off towards the side was they past a corridor of rooms. Going down what appeared to be an endless Hallway. Spike couldn’t even see the other side of the room. It only went on.

“So, I guess if every god is real- It must be difficult to get souls.” Spike’s voice echoed beyond the room as it bounced off into the abyss.

“Not exactly, so many souls come down here, and each God who rules the underworld owns a part of Hell. I just own the largest part, containing the nine circles. Hades Rules Limbo- Hel Rules the fifth circle anger if you're not familiar. But I am the ruler of Hell.” He muttered, knowing what he was saying.

Spike listened to most of it but was distracted as he looked towards one of the doors. He was getting a good look at it When Discord appeared by him.

“This section holds certain souls I like too. Let’s say personally punish.” A Cheshire grin was rolling on his face. Spike wasn’t sure what that could’ve entailed- In some ways, he might not have wanted to know. The idea of torturing someone was wrong, at least for him. Though Discord, that Devilish man, smirked more and leaned in.

“Wanna try? Or you know what fuck it, we’re nearly family gets over here.” He reached over, grabbing Spike by the wrist. Spike didn’t have time before he was dragged off. They jogged almost ten- No, twenty feet. Spike wasn’t sure as they appeared before a door. This door had a Pair of Letters reading S.S. Discord stopped before Spike and gave a chuckle.

“Not sure what your stance is in the world. But I’m sure you’ll like this.”

He grabbed the doorknob and swung the door open. Spike took a second seeing the room and standing there. He was practically older wearing a pinkish suit: short black hair and a small mustache under his nose. Spike didn’t need Discord to explain who this was. He realized he was none other than Sombra.

“Is that…” Spike pointed over, still shocked as Discord nodded,

“Very much that is none other Than the Nazi Bastard.” He walked on into the room Spike Following him as the door slammed shut. Sombra looked towards him as if reawaken from a trance, and once he saw Discord, he screamed. Screamed like a child as he tried pushing himself back deeper on the bed.

“Oh, Sombra, It’s Pine O’clock!” He laughed as Sombra looked more shocked, his hand reaching over grabbing his buttocks.

“Bitte! Nein! Nicht die, Ananas!” Sombra pushed back as he watched Discord laughing as he suddenly raised his finger, forcing Sombra on his stomach. His pants ripped off; Spike couldn’t look at this turning away- He always imagined kicking Sombra's ass, but whatever was happening. Spike just didn’t have a stomach. Soon Discord screamed out.

“Oh, Ho, Mr. Sombra. I don’t think so!” Soon Spike heard Sombra scream out.

“NEIN, NEIN!” Before it went, Silent Discord walked off, and Spike followed, not daring to look back.

Discord closed the door, and everything went on to complete silence. Discord popping his neck as Spike looked towards him,

“Um well, that was…”

“Interesting, exciting- Maddening,” Discord said with a broad smile as he growled some his iris was slitting.

“It feels like you ripped Sandler off…” Spike said as he just imagined it though Discord looked annoyed calling out,

“Who do you think gave him the idea! I watched him write the script and said, ‘Shove pineapples up his ass!’” Spike suddenly began bursting out, laughing at just the idea of that as he snorted. But a second later, he thought of something,

“You said it was pine o’clock was that you were making a pun?”

“Yes, why?”

“You truly are evil,” Spike responded. Discord only laughed at the idea as he patted his back and led him off from the room. Spike just wondered what else might be hiding in this place.

“Now let it be a lesson for you, Spike- I love my Sons and daughters more than creation itself. So if you hurt her or make my little Cheftzi cry or upset, I will do far worst to you then Pine O’clock.” He looked towards him, reminding Spike of a serpent as he moved in closer. That expression that truly made Spike look into the face of Evil.

He paused for a moment and steeled his nerves looking towards the Devil himself and uttered these words.

“If I ever hurt Twilight, I wouldn’t fight it. Though Honestly, I do think she’d be able to take care of herself.” He watched him never blinking even if he was metaphorically freaking out.

“Very well. But you have to earn my trust, but we’ll deal with that later. Come on, and I need to show your actual room.” He turned around, heading north as they continued down the hallway as they appeared by a door with no name. Spike wasn’t sure what could be behind this door as Discord opened it up.

“Here’s where you will be staying.” He reached over and pulled the door open. Spike looked inside, discovering there was already someone in there. A sizeable demonic beast looked like a hound, a bipedal wolf with bulging muscles wings springing from his back with long shaggy hair and lying on the bed, with a woman on top of him.

A short stack woman with quite the bosom, bouncing on the large cock. Cold sweat running from her face as if they had been at it for a good couple of hours. The woman was screaming, getting louder as the Wolf demon growled more as Spike watched him releasing the money-shot. Though it seemed for the Demon, his semen wasn’t pure white but oozed black.

“God damn it, Cerberus! Will, you quit fucking earth girls in my house? I thought we agreed you could do it In Hade's house!”

Cerberus looked over, shocked, bounced off the bed. The women falling off landing on the ground while the Demon muttered,

“Sorry, Boss, but she really couldn’t wait, so I took her to the closes place I could, and well, I'm here.” He muttered. The woman was shocked as she covered her naked body. Spike Couldn’t help checking her out a bit though Discord snapped his fingers, causing them to vanish.

“I swear Cerberus is going to drive me insane.”

“That’s Cerberus, I mean isn’t he suppose to have three heads.”

“He does; they are probably wandering around fucking other souls or those who find their way in hell.”

“Oh… Okay.” Spike wasn’t sure if he could understand that, Though Discord waved his arm, and the room was cleaned up almost instantly.

“Well, here’s your room. Dinner should be ready in about an hour. Meet us in the Dining room. If you get lost, just think of the dining room, and sooner or later, you’ll walk into it.” It was there Discord had left him, and Spike stood there all alone.

Author's Note

Heh well this was fun to write, and I promise the next chapter is going to have something nice and Sexy just for you guy's Not sure how long they'll be hanging out in Hell but the story will get a little more wilder I'm sure. Though what would you guy's like to see next well let me know. Also how do you feel about Twilight's parents ;P