The Ballad of a Raging Sunset

by sunshim_13

Rating: teen
Tags: Equestria Girls, Comedy, Profanity, Sex, Sunset Shimmer
Length: 1970

All I have to say is........ BRACE YOURSELVES

Nothing to say here since the title says it all.

But whatever you do not bother Sunset if she’s in Rage Mode. Things will get ugly...... REAL UGLY.

Warnings: All I have to say is that this’ll include some sex jokes, lots of profanity, and a raging Sunset:twilightsheepish:

This was based off of the official Equestria Girls short and one of Wubcake’s old MLP voice acting videos.

This is a collaboration with my homie No name 13

Published 2020-12-05 20:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-15 20:03:28 UTC

*WARNING* RAGING SUNSET BEHIND THIS CHAPTER (ft. No name 13)

*WARNING* RAGING SUNSET BEHIND THIS CHAPTER (ft. No name 13)

It was another normal Saturday, and the usual weekend noises were just beginning to sound.

Weekends were someone’s favorite day. They loved to use that time for something really good.

Sunset was taking a huge stretch before getting up. Today is the day she’s been waiting for!

“Alright let’s see what how this will turn out” Sunset says as she loads up Fortnite on her PC.

Another day, another time to play some videos games. Though sometimes things can get out of hand a little... ok ALOT. Sunset is actually great gamer overall believe it or not. At times she’ll succeed in killing a wither or an ender dragon in Minecraft. She can even get up to 7–10 kills in Fortnite even if she wins or loses the match. She plays racing games as well like Formula 1 or Nascar games or some other music games like Guitar Hero. But if something that’s pretty a huge deal doesn’t go her way then... she’ll be triggered.

What do I mean by that you ask? Well I’ll give you some advice: Do not and I repeat DO NOT interrupt her or try to shut off her consoles if she’s in the game zone, things will get ugly... real fast.

As Sunset was playing her game of Fortnite, she was instantly interrupted by a ring on her phone. She looked over and saw that it was none other than Twilight Sparkle, her best friend. She picked up her phone and answered the call.

“Hey Twi... I’m a bit busy. Can you call back a bit later?”

“Oh... sorry Sunset. I was just asking if I can come over to your house to play some games.”

Sunset took a quick moment to blink, then she looked back at her game. She saw that she was eliminated from the game, ending up in second place. She could not believe it. Second place? That’s like second best!

“Are. You. Kidding me?! You called just to ask me to play a game?! Are you out of your mind?! Don’t you have your own games to play?!”

On the other end, Twilight put her phone away from her in order to prevent having ear damaged. This is how her friend acts like if she looses?

“Welp, this experience was a success. At least I beat Sunset in a battle royale!” Twilight said as she knew her little plan was a success.

Honestly I never pegged Twilight for a gamer but apparently she is.

“Ok... ok...... minor setback,” Sunset says as she takes a deep breath then exhales. She enters another solo match and after a while later she died again. This time she ended up in seventh which is only a top ten. “WHAT!!!! How!!! I had that guy in a fricking corner and he was a default,” Sunset basically complained and ranted against the turns of events happening.

Later on Sunset entered another match but this time it was the solo arena option. She was doing great so far, she was up to the top twenty and she’s got 5 kills, 3 of them were headshots. She was currently involved in a 1v1 with another player but just as she was about to take another shot she died on the spot as the other player won the battle.

“I died again? REALLY!!!!!” Sunset raged. “You know what? Fuck Friendship cuz shit just got real up in this bitch,” Sunset practically yelled in frustration from losing the game so she tried once again.

“Oh no you don’t you’re not shooting my ass!” Sunset said as one player attempted to snipe her but missed the shot.

“NonononononononoYES EAT MY ASS!!!!” Sunset says as battles another player and was able to take the final shot. She’s now currently in the top 10 in the entire match and she has only 3 guns, 2 med kits, and 2 boogie bombs in five slots of her inventory. At this point the center of the storm is getting smaller and smaller by the minute and now there were only 4 of them left.

Sunset snuck up to one player from behind and shot him multiple times, removing him from the match.

“Oh shit 1v1v1,” Sunset pulls out her biggest gun and then she fires it rapidly at the two players. She’s killed one of them but still had one left. “YYEEESSS YOU AINT GETTING MY PUSSY TODAY!!!!!”

...Well there’s nothing to say there except she’s just won.

“THATS RIGHT SAY IT TO THE VIEWERS!!!!!”

Uhh... *clears throat* ok yes she’s won another Fortnite match... let’s move on shall we?

“SHIT!!!” I guess she... died again but this time on a Minecraft server.

“Hey you try being an expert gamer at something asshack.”

Shut the fuck up I’m trying to tell a story. And to think Pinkie Pie’s the only one to break forth walls.

“NOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!!!”

“No wonder you’re bad at this,” another girl chats in the chat box directly at Sunset.

“Oh you wanna go? HUH!!! My girlfriend has bigger tits than you asshole so go ahead and get fucked by a dildo if you’re gonna be such a slut then!”

Ok... so... Sunset enters a UHC Minecraft battle. There are only 50 players max with teams of two.

“I’m so targeting that bitch, once I get the kill she’ll be all like ‘not on my Christian Minecraft Server’,” she practically brags about her own strategies and skills within this game as it starts. Sunset and her teammate were approached by two other players.

“YOU ASSHACK IM ON YOUR SIDE!!!!!” Sunset screams out as the other player that’s on her team kept accidentally hitting Sunset. There’s no damage to your own teammate in this match but hey Sunset is just frustrated either way.

“fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Oh shit oh shit YESS,” she screams as she and her teammate took out two other players.

“Thank goodness,” Sunset then sighs in relief. “What was this dude doing? Was he jacking off or something?” Or was his boyfriend doing that Spider-Man ass slap meme with him?”

Meanwhile at his home

“Uhhhhh................” he instantly ran away from his computer in his Spider-Man costume.

Back to Sunset

She’s currently hopping on to another game on the Minecraft server.

This time it was a parkour race but you also have to outrun the ender dragon after a 15–second head start. If the dragon catches you’re out and you get a DNF...and a participation award tee hee XD.

“FUCK YOU YA ASSHOLE!!!!!” she yells at her computer screen. I’m guessing she lost.....again.

“I can’t win this if the game just keeps getting harder... and you know what......... makes me a lot harder too,” me as well but you don’t see me complaining.

“Come on I can do this,” she hops on the game again, prepped and ready. As the race starts. “If I don’t win this I’m relieving myself with an eggplant,” I think I just got hard from that.

“Well you can watch me or fuck my brains out later I got a match to win,” ohh... I mean *clears throat* let’s get back on track shall we?

Sunset continues to race the other 20 players as she jumps from one platform to another. Some trails are just one block that has another one 3 blocks away going up and down.

About 8 other players were falling behind and the next thing you know the ender dragon was able to catch up to them and they got eliminated from the race.

“Oh my god the ending I can do this... let me have this please... PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED PLEASE!!!!!” I can tell that she’s getting desperate for this.

“YES!!! Holy shit oh shit,” she says as she finally won the race. “Alright... let’s go over to Mariokart.”

Later

“Hey you know what the Mushroom Cup sounds like?” I have a feeling I know where this is going. “.....it’s something that goes over the tip... and balls..... more important the huge shaft,” she says as she ends up laughing and giggling for making that sex joke.

“Come on Mario let’s go we can’t let Bowser beat us after last time,” she says as the last lap had just started in the race. Sunset is currently in second place with Bowser in the front. It was the final lap on the N64 Mario Circuit and Sunset was closing in on Bowser. “I was kinda like Bowser once, until I took a portal to the face,”

At this point they were gettin near the finish line as they went through a tunnel. After that the two racers went through the final turn but as they made the turn a blue shell came out of nowhere and exploded as Sunset and Bowser flipped.

“NO NOT TODAY... FUCK IT!!!” luckily for Sunset it didn’t stop her from getting to the finish line as she beat Bowser for the win.

“Thank goodness that could’ve screwed me,” Sunset says as she takes a deep breath and sighs.

“I think I’m done for today... in the mean time you’re coming with me, I’m inviting Twilight over for a threesome”.

Well... See ya guys later. If you need me I’ll be with Sunset and Twilight doing some... ‘important stuff’.

Author's Note

Don’t ask about that Spider-Man butt joke I referenced. It’s cuz it was funny when I wrote that:rainbowlaugh:

[BONUS] A Typical Sunset Stream

To Rage or Not to Rage, that is the question my friends.

“NOOOO THIS SUCH UTTER BULLSHIT!!!” ...and it’s obvious that the answer is... to rage.

“How is this asshack gonna spin me out and you don’t call it a caution!!??” Sunset keeps complaining about the racing game not calling a caution. If you guys must know she’s currently playing Nascar Inside Line on her Xbox and Brad Keselowski. Anyways... let’s fast forward a bit shall we? Sunset is now racing on the track of Michigan International Speedway in the game going for 39 laps. She’s already completed 14 laps around the track and she’s in 7th place. She’s was doing great until another driver rear-ended her, causing Sunset to crash into the wall of the track.

“For fucks sake this is BULLSHIT!!!” she says as she lays back in her chair frustrated.

“Alright let’s get destroyed in this fricking stream.” Sunset is currently continuing one of her live Twitch streams. She currently has 10.4 Million followers, to wonder how that happened.

“This one time I tried to FC ‘Mercyful Fate’ but I legit choked on the last part... shit, I can feel your pain there,” Sunset was talking to one of her Twitch viewers. She’s currently playing ‘Free Bird’ on a Guitar Hero 2 chart trying to get a Full Combo. Then she caught a glimpse of a comment of someone who told her not to miss.

“There will not be a miss ok I got...” she gets cut off as she misses a note on the highway in the game. “Wha... wha...” she trailed off for a moment as she puts down the guitar controller, takes off her headphones and walks around to calm herself down before she blows.

Later on Sunset continues to play Clone Hero with the same Guitar Hero controller. She’s trying to get the ‘Tech FC’ for the song ‘Soulless 4’. It’s over 12 minutes long and let’s just say Sunset isn’t happy with that. Spoiler Alert: she choked.

“Ok you know what FUCK SOULLESS FOUR FUCK EXILELORD FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SOULLESS SERIES!!!!!!!!......... fuck,” she then sighs as she has so much stress on her shoulders from trying to complete it.

“I think I’m done for today...”