Sniffles is a (not) insane pony scientist who has lived almost as long as Equestria has existed. And she's here to share her life stories with you.

"When Sniffles cuts she rustles guts of those that may look on the secrets of royalty that she keeps she surely will not pawn with every cut or gouge or stab she hide behind the mask her sanity has slipped from her far beyond her grasp if you were to lock eyes it's best to run and not to think not twice because if you sir may hesitate you may find her pointy knife~" - Xaden

This story may get incredibly gore-y and is very dark. You should not read unless you like things that are incredibly dark, and grimdark things.

Thanks to Xaden, a friend of mine, for helping me spot errors c:
(Still editing)

CH 1: Sniffles tells us about the day she lost her mother, and killed her father in the same day.