only chapter: Easy Glider may have wore a diaper, but he was still the cream of the crop
Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy were all getting ready for a play as they were dressed in their outdated Wonderbolt uniforms as the violet alicorn thought about the other day. Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie have finally found a way to help their friend study by having ponies dress up like famous wonderbolts and had her observe them while flying. However, Rarity didn't want the costumes to go to waste, so she decided they should throw a play about the history of the Wonderbolts. So the fashionista decided to have them all wear costumes resembling former important Wonderbolts throughout history (directed by Spike) as Twilight got on her outfit and was reading her lines. Pinkie Pie was sitting nearby reading a history book with "The Wonderbolts embarrassing secrets" as the title. Suddenly out of nowhere, the pink coated pony pointed at the book and shouted, "Hey Twilight! Your costume isn't complete!"
The violet mare blinked, being quite confused as she looked her outfit over; the jacket had all the right medals on them, and she had her flight cap on. So what could the pink pony mean that her outfit was wrong? Twilight turned to Pinkie with a confused look and asked. "Huh, what do you mean?"
Pinkie pie shoved the open book right into her face and used her hoof to guide what she was reading as she read out loud. "It says here the newly formed Wonderbolts were trying new things with the uniform. Later on, one idea that was discarded was that…" she couldn't continue and snickered behind a hoof.
The violet mare eyed Pinkie Pie as the eccentric pink coated pony caught her breath and threw the continued to read the book. "The wonderbolts were looking for a way to continue flying and avoid losing flying time taking out bathroom breaks…"
Twilight's eyes went wide at this, not ready for what she was going to hear as Pinkie continued, "Easy Glider recently had foals, and at the time, the invention of the diaper was merely some cloth wrapped around the foals rumps. He actually had an intelligent earth pony friend who designed the first diaper! The invention worked so well with his foals he designed adult-sized versions of them!"
Pinkie burst into laughter, unable to control herself, kicking about as she couldn't believe what she read. Twilight quickly took the book and saw that her friend wasn't lying! In fact, there was even a picture of the foalish object, a white padded garment covered in the Wonderbolt sigil. "Th..this has to be a mistake! This must be a misprint or somepony put this in here as a joke.
Spike blushed as he came over, looking down, feeling abit ashamed for not saying anything earlier, as she explained. "Actually, since I'm the director of this play, I read all of your books on Wonderbolt history and what Pinkie says is true...they only used them a few times before the Wonderbolts whined and complained and they discarded the idea altogether."
Twilight groaned as she slammed the book on the ground. "Well, I don't have to wear one then! I mean, they discarded the idea, right? So there's no point!"
Pinkie was still rolling around laughing. "Keep reading Twilight; it gets better!"
The violet mare gulped as she opened the book and continued where Pinkie left off. "Even though the rest of the Wonderbolts discarded the diaper idea. Easy Glider was adamant that the garment was useful, not only letting him pee without having to use the bathroom. But it also made his rump feel warm and cozy while flying at high altitudes...he continued wearing the garment for the rest of his time as a Wonderbolt until he retired at the age of sixty-five…"
The violet mare groaned and rubbed a hoof down her face as Pinkie squealed, bouncing upward chanting. "You have to wear a diaper! You have to wear a diaper!"
"No, I don't! This isn't important to the play, and it's not like anypony is going to notice it not being there!" Twilight cried out with sweat pouring down her face.
Rarity blushed as she slowly came over and cooed. "Oh come on, Twilight? We want to try being as historically accurate as possible, darling."
Twilight turned her attention to Spike and snapped, "you're the director; you make the final decision. Are you going to force me to wear a diaper in front of dozens of ponies!?"
The drake's cheeks turned pink as he turned to Pinkie and Rarity, smirking at him as he sighed, "yes, Twilight...as director and to make this play as historically accurate as possible, you have to wear the diaper…"
The violet mare shoved a hoof on the ground. "Ugh! Fine! I'll do it only because of that, but won't this destroy the integrity of Easy Glider as a historical figure? Did you all think of that!?"
Spike rolled his eyes as he responded. "Twilight, I sometimes noticed when you read, especially history books, you usually skip over odd parts or embarrassing things you didn't care to learn. Honestly, anypony can find this information on Easy Glider; he wasn't ashamed of it."
The violet mare shrugged as she relented for now and grumbled, "fine, I guess you win, Spike." As Twilight stood there, muttering curses, Rarity took out a measuring tape and chirped. "I, of course, am the costume designer and will be making the garment as requested!"
She measured every inch of Twilight's rump at every angle as she squeaked and squirmed and wrote down some notes. "Don't worry Spike, the garment will be made post-haste before the show begins."
The fashionista trotted off as Twilight stood there shaking. Would she actually be able to go on stage in front of dozens of ponies in a diaper!?
Twilight trotted back and forth in her dressing room, sweating as she stammered to herself. "What do I do!? Maybe I'll say I'm sick and go home!? Or say Owlwishes needs her wings preened, maybe say there's a friendship emergency and only I can solve it!"
"Oh, don't be so nervous, Twilight!" Pinkie Pie squealed as she bounded over with a fluffy white garment folded up neatly and a container of foal powder in her hooves.
The princess of friendship squeaked out, seeing her friend with the foalish materials. "Pinkie Pie!? What's with the foal powder? I'm not going to actually use that thing!"
"No, silly billy! It's just for historical accuracy. Easy Glider never flew without his rump powdered up. Not even a brave stallion like him wanted a rash. Now come on, let's get you pampered up!" Pinkie then laid her friend down gently on the ground with her legs spread out and sweat face still dripping from her face. "P..pi...Pinkie, just tell them you lost it or something!? you don't have to do this!"
Pinkie crossed her heart and exclaimed, "Sorry, I made a pinkie promise to Spike to pamper you, and there's no way I'm breaking a Pinkie promise!" She then poured a ton of foal powder all over the violet alicorn's rump. Twilight coughed and gagged as the powder dissipated, leaving the violet mare's rump a pasty white. Pinkie then slowly unfolded the diaper and snuggly tape Twilight up. The alicorn squeaked, feeling the folds of the diaper pressed up against her rump. She could feel her backside rise up a bit from the extra padding and could see her legs spread out.
"There all padded up and ready for the play!" Pinkie squealed as she patted Twilight's rump making her" eeep!" as clouds of foal powder puffed from her leg holes and loud crinkles to echo throughout the dressing room. The alicorn turned around to face Pinkie and snapped, "Pinkie, don't do that!"
"Sorry, I do that with the cake twins to make sure you're properly powdered." The energetic pink pony chirped.
Twilight gave a sigh as she rolled over and slowly got up; she blushed, seeing her legs spread out, and started to walk around the dressing room. The diaper felt so foreign to her, but she got used to the padding scrunching around her rump with little poofs of foal powder puffed out. "Wow, this feels great; actually, it's like having a little cloud wrapped around your rump."
"Awww, you look so adorable, Twilight. Now come on and toddle that pampered rump to the stage!" Pinkie cooed as she bounced over and hugged Twilight, making her cheeks flush pink as she waddled across the backstage. There she met her friends Fluttershy and Applejack. They were in their respective outdated flight costumes, where they all turned and snickered at Twilight's diaper. The alicorn's entire face was now a beat red as she waddled across towards Rarity, who was busy inspecting their costumes with the crinkles from her diaper echoing across the empty backstage. She could feel it scrunch and the powder trickling down her legs as she waddled; it was all so embarrassing. The violet mare eventually came up to Rarity, who turned around and dawwed as Twilight looked back at her, scrunching the padding between her legs as she asked. "Are you sure this is a part of the uniform?"
The fashionista smirked, seeing Twilight looking so cute in her pampers as she raised a hoof to her mouth. "Of course darling, um...walk about a bit. I just want to make sure it fits."
The violet alicorn rolled her eyes as she waddled about awkwardly, trying to get used to the extra thickness between her legs. As Twilight broke into her new padding, her friends dawwed, making her feel so awkward and so embarrassed at the same time.
However, Pinkie wasn't done as she took out the history book and continued, "guess what!? I found some other embarrassing things about the other figures!"
She bounced over to Fluttershy in her outfit and chirped. "Admiral Fairy Flight actually liked wearing a tutu!"
The pink coated eccentric pony pulled out a bright blue and yellow striped tutu with yellow frills surrounding the middle. Fluttershy got quite surprised as she squeaked, "I wasn't informed of this costume change!?"
Spike blushed as he had to admit to another embarrassing fact. "Yeah, Fairy Flight did like to wear a tutu...but she actually kept that a secret."
"And we need to be historically accurate, right!" Pinkie exclaimed as she quickly spun Fluttershy about until the yellow pegasus was now standing there dressed in the sparkling tutu making her squeal, crossing her hooves, and feeling so embarrassed as she stammered, "I...I don't' know ballet."
Pinkie Pie waved a hoof and casually explained. "Fairy Flight didn't either, she just liked wearing them." The pink coated pony then bounced over to Applejack. "And your costume is missing something too!"
She then popped a Wonderbolt pacifier into her mouth with the logo on the mouth guard. The farm mare glared at Pinkie and shouted, "seriouswy!? Even if this is historically accuwate, how do I say my wines without wisping?"
Applejack blushed at the adorable lisps she said as Pinkie chirped, "That was the point! Purple Dart wore the pacifier to send secret messages to the other Wonderbolts when a group of changelings infiltrated their ranks. They then found out who the imposters were and kicked them out!"
Applejack groaned as she suckled on her pacifier with her cheeks growing red as she actually started liking the feel of the pacifier in her mouth.
Spike was getting quite irritated as he cleared his throat everypony turned towards him as he continued, "ok...so all the embarrassing costume changes have been made finally...we probably should start the play; the ponies out there are getting restless."
Twilight peeked her head through the curtain and saw Cheerilee. All her students were in the audience along with Big Mac, Granny Smith, all the mane six's parents, Rainbow Dash, who was in the front row seat, and even her brother Shining Armor with his wife, Princess Cadance!
"No! I can't go out there in a diaper with my brother!" Twilight cried out, stepping backward, making more crinkles to add to her embarrassment.
Spike poked her padded behind as she squeaked, jumping up and turning to her number one assistant who was blushing as he whispered, "um Twilight, you should go wait in the wings; the play is about to start."
The violet alicorn then saw that Spike himself was wearing a diaper between his legs too! It was the same with Wonderbolt logos printed on the padding. The violet mare squeaked, "Spike, what are you wearing!?"
"Oh, this is my costume to celebrate the birth of the Wonderbolts, cute, huh?" Spike responded, being quite embarrassed as he scrunched the padding between his legs.
The violet alicorn was still completely surprised Spike of anypony would be wearing a diaper. "Bu...but aren't you embarrassed?"
"Well... it's only fair that you're not the only one wearing a diaper with your costume." Spike whispered; he then asked, "now can you go to the wings? I have to make the opening speech."
"R..right.." Twilight squeaked as she waddled back to the wings. She noticed her diaper got a bit thicker, making her gait a bit more awkward, but she didn't have time to notice. Spike himself toddled on stage, making ponies in the audience laugh and some dawww. Shining's eyes lit up, and he couldn't believe what he was seeing while Rainbow was bursting into laughter, rolling in her chair, unable to stop laughing.
The young drake's cheeks turned red as he went to the microphone as he cleared his throat and scrunched the padding with his thighs and coughed at the foal powder that poofed out. He waited for the laughter that followed to die down before he started his opening speech. "Fillies and Gentlecolts welcome to the first play about the History of the Wonderbolts. Our story begins a thousand years ago when Luna was banished to the moon.
Fog then covered the stage. The audience gasped upon seeing the silhouettes of two school foals on stage; even Twilight was surprised, blinking, wondering where they came from. But as the fog dissipated, the crowd gasped upon seeing two school foals. Celestia and Luna were there before them, but the princess of the sun was wearing a cute sun costume made of cardboard and scrawled over with yellow crayon. While the filly version of Luna was wearing a paper mache moon around her body. The two fillies were grumbling irritably as they adjusted their outfits.
Twilight blinked as she was perplexed and a bit concerned the princesses of Equestria were school foals as Pinkie bounced over and whispered, "don't worry; they drank a regression potion to make this more fun, and they'll return back to normal when the play is over."
Twilight wanted to ask why, though? Why would they regress themselves for some play? She continued to watch as the princess of the sun started the play. "I am Celestia, the princess of the sun! And you sister Luna is my...um...sister!"
Luna waddled to the front of the stage and exclaimed, "I the princess of the night! And I getting jealous of my sister Celestia."
Luna then bounced over and pushed her sister over who squeaked, falling on her back and snapping her sun in half as the audience laughed. Celestia kicked and whined as she got up with a pout and shouted, "Don't do that! You're supposed to lightly push me!"
"Well, I'm sorry you're such a lightweight!" Luna nagged back at her sister.
Then the filly's costume suddenly changed to a sleeper of Nightmare Moon as her tail grew ethereal and the small stitched up hood fell over her face. "You make me so mad Tia! I'm gonna make it eternal night!"
A cardboard moon slowly came down. The stage soon fell into an eerie purple glow; however, Celestia picked up six small cupcakes. "Now, I'm gonna use the elements of harmony to stop ya!"
The little princess of the sun threw the cupcakes at her sister. Luna epped! Throwing her hooves about as the cake splattered all over her. The princess of the night threw some cupcake off her and shouted, "Hey, not so hard!"
She then started licking the icing from her hoof and squealed, "oh chocolate, my favorite!"
Celestia then took some of the smashed cupcakes and shoved the mush in her mouth. "Oh, the elements of harmony taste so yummy!"
The two fillies soon began eating their fill of the cupcakes as the fog dissipated over the scene, and the curtains closed. Rainbow Dash was sitting in her seat, completely confused, "That was the craziest thing I've ever seen!? Why did Celestia and Luna turned themselves into foals!?"
"Yeah, this play sucks, that filly Celestia obviously forgot her lines, ate the cupcakes, what a way to break character." Rainbow squeaked upon seeing an adult Luna now sitting to the left of her.
"Ugh, no! That filly Luna shouldn't have been so bossy!?" an adult version of Celestia complained of Rainbow's right side.
"How are you two here!?"
Both alicorns bent to Rainbow and placed a hoof over their mouths. "Shhh! The next scene is starting."
The pegasus was now concerned something was really wrong about all of this; she tried to get up but suddenly saw that she was strapped in with safety straps going over her. "Huh!? What's going on!"
She squealed as she heard crinkling and saw that there was a diaper with the wonderbolts logo printed all over the padding now strapped around her rump. She cried out, kicking about angrily in a fury of crinkles and powder puffing through the leg holes as she cried, "Who put a diaper on me!"
"Rainbow, stop fussing." Luna snapped as she plopped a wonderbolt style pacifier into Rainbow's mouth. The daredevil kicked and whined but finally stopped as she suckled on the pacifier and had no choice but to continue watching the play.
The curtains soon opened up as the Celestia filly trotted on stage in a cute frilly princess dress with yellow frills and bubble sleeves; there was a tiara placed on her head as she twirled about. She put a hoof to her face as she whined in an overly dramatic tone. "Oh, no!? Now that Luna is gone, I can't use ta elements of harmony anymore!? What should I do!?"
She plopped down as she chomped on a box of cupcakes making the audience snicker. Suddenly Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom all waddled on stage. The three fillies were now dressed in plastic suits of armor with foam swords in their mouths.
Apple Bloom bowed as she replied, "Hello, I'm an earth pony.
Sweetie Belle bounced up and gave a clumsy salute as she chirped her line. "Hello! I'm a unicorn."
Scootaloo was attached to some strings as she flew overhead, flapping her wings. "And I'm a pegasus."
"Were the E.U.P!" The three fillies cheered. They all hugged the filly version of Celestia at once, making her kicking and laughing as the cutie mark crusaders tickled her relentlessly. "Hey, stop that! Ok, ok, you can be my royal guards."
The curtains then dropped, and the audience slowly clapped mostly out of respect. Many of the ponies were starting to see the low production value in the play. Cheerilee was the only pony applauding loudly, with tears running down her cheeks. "Oh, this is so wonderful! I have to ask Spike how he got all of this together!?"
Spike in question was in the wings scrunching his legs as he had the urge to pee slowly building up and was wondering what he should do. Should he go out and risk peeing his diaper? Or take a quick bathroom break?
He then felt a tap on his padding turned to Twilight, smiling. "Hate to be rude, but you need to make the second speech."
"Right," The padded dragon sighed as he waddled back on stage; he gulped as he toddled on stage with his arms sticking out for balance, almost like a little baby learning how to walk. Spike shuffled across the stage with a pout as it crinkled loudly and powder puffing through the leg holes as he grumbled, "Ugh, did Rarity have to make this diaper so thick?"
He looked down to see the Wonderbolt patterns disappearing as a yellow stain spread out over his padding. Spike groaned as he quickly waddled up to the microphone and stammered, "now, after the E.U.P...wa..was...formed." He squeaked as his wetting continued with the hissing now emanating throughout the auditorium, making everypony burst into laughter; even Rainbow was laughing despite being trapped and strapped up in pampers too. Spike groaned as he saw his diaper sagging a bit and continued as fast as he could. "we come to the first Celestial..y...year of peace…and we begin with General Firefly heading the first flight show of pegasi!"
Spike quickly waddled off with tears in his eyes as he collided right into Rarity, who looked down at him. "Oh, Spike, you were simply amazing! Darling!"
"Ugh, I just peed in front of dozens of ponies!? How can this get any worse!" Spike cried out, and a pacifier was popped into his mouth and was laid down by Rarity, who scoffed, "oh hush darling, you did what the garment was intended for, now be still as you need a costume change."
"You mean a diaper change," Spike grumbled, still being angry at himself for not using the bathroom earlier.
Rarity picked up some wipes and a neatly folded diaper as she cooed, "well, they're the same thing in this context; now relax, darling." The fashionista then got to work changing Spike into a fresh diaper, making him kick and coo almost like an actual baby with powder puffing over the two like a cloud of smoke.
Rainbow Dash continued to watch the play as her eyes lit up seeing Spitfire come on stage. She was wearing the first style of Wonderbolt costume with the big purple tophat and the purple uniform with gold trims. But what made her really surprised as she was also wearing a diaper around her rump! Spitfire waddled on stage with her plump pampers with the Wonderbolts insignia printed all over the padding. It scrunched and crinkled loudly with each step along with a poof of foal powder puffing through the leg holes. Acting as if she wasn't wearing a diaper, she stomped a hoof on the ground and shouted, "attention!"
Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy suddenly appeared on stage all in their costumes ( and Applejack had fake cardboard wings tied around her). Applejack was suckling her pacifier faster and more rhythmically. At the same time, Fluttershy's face was now a pink shade, trying her best not to faint. Twilight sat there with her eyes drawn to the orange coated pegasi's massive padding; she couldn't believe that Spitfire of all ponies would wear one of these embarrassing flight diapers!
Spitfire then began to toddle in front of the three, smacking their noses with the sides of her pampers with powder puffing into their faces as she started her lecture. "Now, I know you have complaints about the new flight diapers...besides Easy Glider."
Twilight squeaked at her character's name as she remembered her line. "R...right!? I love my flight pampers." She then suddenly turned around and stuck her padded tush at the audience and squeaked, "Do you like my flight diapers?"
Everypony burst into rancorous laughter, even Rainbow Dash, who just couldn't stop anymore loving this play more by the second. Twilight, however, was hyperventilating as Spitfire poked the pampers with a hoof. "Of course I like your flight diapers, they keep us pegasi in the air two to three hours longer without having to land for a bathroom break, and your rump's temperature will be kept warm in higher altitudes. What's not to love!?"
Fluttershy raised a hoof and stammered, "b...but there embarrassing to wear? Don't only foals wear diapers!?"
Spitfire waddled right at Fluttershy and shoved her giant diaper tush into the yellow pegasus's face with a puff of foal powder over her turning her yellow coat a pasty white as she shouted, "Do I look like a foal to you huh!?"
"N...no General Firefly!?" the mare cried out, now stumbling back as she landed on her padded tush with the diaper showing under her frilly tutu. The many ponies in the audience burst into laughter once more.
Spitfire turned to Applejack and shoved a hoof at her. "What about you, commander Purple Dart!? Do you like the new flight diapers!?"
"I...I have to be honest...n...no mam." Applejack stammered, sweating, seeing how scary Spitfire can be even in a thick poofy diaper.
Spitfire stomped over, waddling her thick tush about as the farm mare whimpered and suckled on her pacifier faster and faster. The pegasus got right up into Applejack's face and shoved a hoof at her nose. "You're going to wear the new flight diaper, and you're going to like it!"
Suddenly Applejack's legs spread out. One of the thick flight diapers bulged around her pants, making her squeak out in surprise at the padding's sudden appearance.
"Now, let's begin the ceremony! Pegasi of the E.U.P take flight!" Spitfire exclaimed as she raised her wings. Twilight and Fluttershy slowly flew up in the air (while Applejack was lifted by strings). All the while, the filly Celestia was plopped down on stage, shocking cupcakes into her mouth, and lisped through the munched cupcakes with crumbs and munched cupcake spitting from her mouth. "This bettew be good."
Twilight whimpered as the three spun about almost like a ballet twirling and skipping about gracefully with classical music now playing throughout the auditorium. Rainbow pouted during this scene and grumbled, "this didn't happen, the pegasi that created the Wonderbolts were cool not silly ballerinas."
Suddenly, some pyrotechnics burst yellow and blue lights into the air creating the sigil of the Wonderbolts appeared above the crowd and Spitfire's eyes lit up. "Ah, yes! Now I see we should make our own group of elite flyers the Wonderbolts!"
The audience cheered as the three ponies were plopped back down, and Spitfire turned to the three pegasi who suddenly stood at attention as she waddled by. "So you think the Wonderbolts is a good name?"
"Yes, General Firefly!" Applejack and Twilight shouted (while Fluttershy simply meeeped her line)
"And you'll love your new flight diapers!?" Spitfire continued as she paused and shoved her thick diapered rump at the three with a cacophony of crinkles, threatening them with a diaper bump.
"Yes, General Firefly!" all three squeaked in fear again.
Twilight then subconsciously waddled right to the front of the stage and put a hoof to her face and whispered, "hopefully, the new Wonderbolts love these diapers as much as I do?" Then she suddenly raised her hooves and stood on her back hooves as she showed her padded front was yellowed! She saw the designs fading. Her thick diaper swollen around her thighs, making everypony in the audience go through the last round of laughter as the curtains closed.
Rainbow did laugh during the final act, and then the room suddenly went completely dark. The daredevil pegasus looked over and saw Twilight without a diaper or in her costume standing around looking confused.
Rainbow flew over laughing. "That was so hilarious!? I can't believe that you pulled off wearing a flight diaper and even peed in it!"
Twilight gulped as she stammered, "t..th..that wasn't my fau..fault...Spi...and R..rair..and P..Pinkie made me."
"Actually, I did all of this!" Luna exclaimed as she suddenly appeared with her wings, fully spread out in the air. The princess of the night slowly fluttered down and continued, "I'm sorry Twilight and Rainbow Dash, I noticed that Rainbow was having trouble studying and memorizing her history of the Wonderbolts. So I thought a foalish play that was silly might help."
Twilight looked around the dark void as it came to her and shouted, "wait! This was all a dream!?"
Rainbow snickered behind a hoof. "Seriously, that was a dream? That would've been hilarious if that was real!?"
Luna shrugged as she responded, "well, who's to say, but anyway, I think that dream did its job, right? You'll never forget how the Wonderbolts were founded now?"
Rainbow sighed as she was a bit nervous to tell the princess of the night the truth, but she had to. "L...Luna? Um, I hate to tell you this. But...um...my test was yesterday, and I did pass it...barely...I got like a C, but I passed."
Twilight gasped as she cried out in horror at hearing a friend of her's got a C and shouted. "A "'C," seriously!? What else were you supposed to study!?"
Rainbow crossed her hooves and rolled her eyes as she responded sarcastically. "Well yeah, I had to memorize who were the important Wonderbolts. But, I was also supposed to study what they did that made them so important."
"Ugh!? Why didn't I include that in that fly by plan!" Twilight screamed, slamming her hooves into her face.
Luna was still feeling embarrassed; she did all that for nothing. "So..sorry about all that then...and Twilight, I'm really sorry for putting you in this silly dream. I needed your help going through your memories of what you learned about the Wonderbolts to create it."
Twilight gulped as she asked, "So...while you looked through my memories, did Easy Glider really...um...wore Flight diapers?"
Luna blinked, being a bit surprised as she responded, "Yes, from the fifty or so books on the history of the Wonderbolts, you read Twilight. Every single one mentioned that Easy Glider wore flight diapers."
Rainbow groaned as she rubbed a hoof down her face. "Ugh, I barely know who that is, and even I think he's less cool now…"
The daredevil pegasus then suddenly started snickering as she pointed at her friend. "I still can't believe you peed in your pampers! And Spike! Oh, that was hilarious!"
The pegasus kicked about as she rolled on the ground laughing as Twilight groaned, knowing Rainbow is never going to forget her embarrassing accident and responded sarcastically, "well...at the very least I'll never forget that random fact of knowledge. Maybe I can be on a game show about embarrassing secrets of historical figures now."
"I could make a dream like that!? You have no idea how many embarrassing secrets Celestia has on--mmmph!" Luna cried out as a Celestia styled pacifier. The princess of the sun's cutie mark imprinted on the mouth guard popped into her mouth.
Twilight threw her wings up and shoved her hooves out and shouted, "no, don't tell me anything like that! Forget what I said!"
Luna spat the pacifier out and snickered, thinking of all the silly things her sister has done in the past before sighing. "Ok, ok... I'll keep what I know about Celestia a secret." Then there was one long awkward silence between the three mares standing there, and Luna coughed as she broke the silence and stammered, "sure, um Twilight...Rainbow Dash....now um...I guess I should go…"
Rainbow Dash flew over and hugged the princess of the night. "Thanks for helping me, it was a good effort, and now I definitely won't forget that Easy Glider wore diapers or Twilight peeing in one."
The princess of friendship's entire body was now a deep shade of pink as she squeaked, "I would rather you all forget that ever happened."
Rainbow smirked at her friend and snapped, "oh, don't worry, I won't tell anypony besides it's a dream? Even if I told ponies, it's not like you actually peed in a diaper."
Twilight got furious and shouted, "you tell anypony I swear I'll tell ponies I saw you wearing a diaper!"
As the two friends argued, Luna sighed as she rubbed her head, realizing the mess she created and admitted. "Well...I think it's best maybe I erased this dream from your memories."
Rainbow turned towards Luna and stomped over. "Wait, you can't ju-"
Rainbow dash yawned as she slowly woke up with the sun's rays streaming through her window and smacked her lips as she slowly crawled out of bed. She went about her morning routine brushing her teeth, lightly combing her mane. She then poured herself some Daring Do O's cereal brand and slowly walked to her fridge opening it and saw she was out of milk.
"Ugh!? Now I have to go get some milk!" Rainbow shouted, grumbling to herself as she zoomed off to the grocery store. In a tired daze, she wondered about the aisles as she thought of the dream she had last night. Everything was fuzzy, a lot of foals doing a play about the history of the Wonderbolts..something about some famous wonderbolt named Easy Glider wearing diapers…
Rainbow Dash snickered to herself then sighed, "that can't be true; it has to be made up; there's no way a Wonderbolt would we-"
She paused as she found herself in the foal care aisle somehow and saw a diaper brand with the padding all golded and packaged with the Wonderbolts logo printed on them. On the package itself read Easy Gliders" as the name brand in big poofy letters. She then turned to the motto of the company. "Swaddling your little flyers since the Wonderbolts were founded!"
Rainbow Dash's mouth dropped as she shouted, "NO, BUCKING WAY!"
