No Nuts Nightmare Night

by Nuttyhoof

Rating: mature
Tags: Horror, Snap Shutter, Violence, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mane Allgood, Princess Luna, Porn
Length: 2208

Two adventurers discover an ancient, sealed away nightmare. It does not like stallion parts.

Snap Shutter and Mane Allgood discover a Nightmare Vault, a mystical building that appears only under moonlight during the Nightmare Night. Inside they come face to face with the single worst fear of all stallions.

An entry in Brony Wan Kenobi's Halloween Clop Contest

Kinks: Ballbusting/CBT/testicle torture

Published 2020-10-08 12:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-10-08 12:00:00 UTC

No Nuts Nightmare Night

Deep within the ancient forest, two determined ponies made their way through the thick undergrowth. The light of the full moon barely broke through the canopy of leaves, but they were looking for something that only appareared under the natural light of Nightmare Night's moon. Following the cryptic passages of an ancient map, they had finally discovered its hidden treasure.

”So this is the place?” Snap Shutter asked, looking at the ancient, yet well-preserved stone castle.

”Yep.” Mane Allgood confirmed, folding the map into her saddlebag. ”The Nightmare Vault.”

”I can’t believe we finally found it. Luna did a good job hiding it all those years ago!”

”She did it for a good reason.” Allgood said as she took a closer look of the heavy stone doors sealing the building's entrance. ”Solidified nightmares from the pre-discordian era, possibly as ancient as the princesses themselves... Can you imagine the anthropologic significance of studying them?”

”Oh can I ever!” he said with enthusiasm, giving his wife an excited hug before turning to face the doors with her. ”Are you ready dear?”

”Ready as ever!” she replied. He carefully pushed the door, adding more force until its rusty hinges cracked free, allowing the heavy stone to swing inward and reveal a long, dark corridor within. She dug out a pair of lanterns from her bags, passing one to her husband as he curiously studied door he’d just opened.

”What is it, dear?” she asked, breaking his concentration.

”I just realized that these doors open inward. Isn’t it strange for a castle?”

Allgood shrugged. ”I don’t know. Why?”

”Yeah, it’s probably nothing.” he said, grabbing a lantern and leaving the door alone. ”Besides, we need to explore as much as we can while the Nightmare Night lasts - it will be another year before this place reappears from wherever it disappears to.”

She nodded in agreement, and the two ponies made their way deeper inside the structure. They followed the long, straight hallway devoid of any other doors, seemingly extending further than the physical dimensions of the castle. Finally, at the opposite end of the corridor they arrived at a pair of ornate double doors emblazoned with Luna’s cutie mark.

”I thought it would be more dusty in here.” Allgood remarked, brushing a hoof along the doors golden handle.

”Maybe it was cleaned by a ghost!” Shutter joked. ”Or what's more likely, the doors we came through were tight enough to hold the dust out.”

She rolled her eyes, carefully pushing the door open. To her surprise, it revealed was a well-lit royal dining room, with full moon shining through the stained glass windows and candelabras lighting up the otherwise darker corners. The table was set with a feast fit for royalty.

As she took a careful step inside, she could feel her husband’s hoof halt her in place. ”Something’s odd here.” he noted, gesturing towards the windows. ”There were no visible windows on the outside of the building.”

Before she could say anything, they nearly had a heart attack from the sudden boom of a royal canterlot voice.

”HAIL, MY LITTLE PONIES!” Princess Luna shouted, sitting at one end of the table.

”Princess Luna!” the adventurers said, quickly bowing down to her. ”We didn’t know you were still using this place!” Allgood apologized.

”WORRY NOT, MY SUBJECTS! YOUR UNFORESEEN ARRIVAL PLEASES ME!” Luna continued. This was the first time the duo actually met Luna, but her demeanor and use of royal canterlot voice seemed in odds with the stories about her integration into the modern society. ”BE SEATED AND PARTAKE IN MY GENEROSITY!” she added, gesturing towards the table.

”Yes your highness!” the ponies replied, hearts still thumping from the scare as they sat by the table. ”Scootaloo wrote highly about the time you helped her with her nightmares.”

”THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR! WHOM IS THIS SCOOTALOO?” Luna asked casually, levitating a large cauldron of soup to her two guests.

”Scootaloo? That’s our daughter.” Shutter replied. ”Orange pegasus, purple mane...”

”YOUR. DAUGHTER.” Luna repeated coldly. The ponies froze in fear, the candles in the room flickering as if the force of silence following her words nearly blew them out.

”Er, yes?” he said nervously. ”Did I say something wrong?”

Luna let the cauldron drop on the table with a loud clang, spilling some of its contents onto the previously clean tablecloth. She stood up and walked straight to him with utter contempt in her eyes. Before he could react, her mighty hoof threw him on his back, her burning eyes locked on his groin.

”A STALLION!” she yelled, stomping a forehoof right on his unprepared balls. Shutter screamed in shock as the tall alicorn squashed his nuts, before lifting her hoof only to stomp them again. His screams of pain rose an octave as smashed his balls again without a second's respite. ”YOU BROUGHT A STALLION TO MY TABLE!”

”Shutter!” his wife yelled in disbelief, jumping up and flaring her wings at the night princess. ”What the hay are you doing!”

Luna whipped her head back, gazing at her with slitted, cat-like eyes. ”STALLIONS DO NOT BELONG IN MY COURT!” she hissed, levitating a long, antiquated fork from the table and giving it a lick. ”ONLY GELDINGS DO!”

Shutter, still stunned from the pain barely had time to notice the glow of the levitating fork flying towards his groin. Desperately kicking up his rear legs, he narrowly avoided having his nuts skewered as the fork struck the floor between his legs with enough force to chip the marble. Luna grunted angrily as she tossed the ruined utensil aside, opting to instead use her magic to force his legs apart. He struggled against her magic while his wife tried to wrestle the princess off of him, merely managing to annoy her further. She was no match against the strength of an alicorn, leaving her spread-eagle husband to receive another fierce stomp in the balls.

Shutter could only scream in agony as the crazed alicorn slammed her forehoof onto his abused sack once again, laughing maniacally as she started pressing down on them. She grinned with glee as she increased her pressure, his balls flattening beneath her merciless hoof. Overwhelmed by agony, he clenched his eyes shut as his overstressed balls reached their breaking point.

*CLONK!*

Suddenly, the weight of the mad alicorn was gone. He opened his blurry eyes and looked up, seeing his wife hovering high above him like an angel. Looking around himself he quickly spotted the unconscious body of the princess, along with a large cauldron with a head-sized dent in its bottom.

”Honey! Are you alright?” Allgood called, fluttering down to his side.

Snap Shutter gingerly felt his balls before answering. ”I think so.” he squeaked in a pained voice. His nuts were still in one piece, albeit in agonizing pain.

”Can you walk? We need to get out of here!” she said, offering a hoof to him.

”Not yet... I need a minute-” Shutter started, before his face went pale with terror. The unconscious body of the alicorn was dissolving into a cloud of thick smoke, squirming around like a mass of tentacles.

”There’s no time! We have to go now!” she insisted, looking at the cloud of smoke taking form beside him. He grabbed her hoof and forced himself upright, grimacing as his hasty movement caused his balls to jiggle painfully. With clenched teeth, he started to hobble towards the exit until a familiar voice behind him sent him running.

”INSOLENT MORTAL! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!” Luna's voice boomed. Snap Shutter ran for his life, his swollen balls flopping about between his legs. He dove through the doors just as a furiously thrown tankard smacked him in the sack, breaking his stride and sending him tumbling on the floor. Allgood slammed the door shut behind them before quickly rushing over to help her fallen husband.

”AARGH! My balls!” he wailed, his face red and sweaty from pain.

”Come on! We have to keep going!” She urged, trying to get him back on his hooves. She wished she could give him more time to recover, but the glowing blue mist was already seeping out from beneath the doors. One of the tendrils was already wrapping around his ballsack when she bit his collar and pulled with all her might, yanking him free with a pained yelp as his nuts slipped from the horrors grip.

He was dizzy, in pain and out of breath, but with the nightmare princess still after his balls he got the adrenaline surge to start running again. With their lanterns left behind they could only run toward the moonlit entrance they had come through, with a third set of heavy hoosteps chasing right behind them. They rounded the door and grabbed the handle, pulling with every ounce of strength they had left, barely managing to get the heavy door moving in time.

”NOO-” Luna yelled as the door closed in front of her, her mass slamming into it from the inside hard enough to send the two ponies tumbling backwards. Her furious scream cut off the instant the doors closed, with nothing but the soft sounds of the nocturnal forest left in the air.

Mane Allgood stared at the doors with baited breath, not daring to move a muscle before she was sure the beast inside was safely contained. She let out a sigh of relief, only to notice a pained grumble emanating from beneath her.

”G-get off my balls!” Snap Shutter groaned.

”Oh! I’m sorry!” she gasped, lifting her flank and giving his poor husband room to curl up cradling his nuts. She sat by his side, petting his head gently and wishing there was something more she could do to help him.

”Would a blowjob make them feel better?” she asked.

There was the barest hint of a smile on his scrunched up face as he heard that. ”Yes, it would.” he nodded, flinching in pain as he slowly and carefully rolled onto his back. She watched as he exposed his balls for her, red and swollen to almost three times their normal size. She couldn’t imagine how much they must have hurt after taking such a beating.

Laying down between his legs, she lifted his tender balls on her hooves as gently as she could. He twitched at the touch, but quickly relaxed once they got accustomed to her gentle caresses. She proceeded to nuzzle his sheath, slowly but steadily coaxing his cock into full erection. As she took its tip in her mouth and started sucking gently, he threw his head back with a satisfied sigh over having something more pleasant to focus on. With her hooves still gently cupping his balls, she started to bob her head up and down, pleased to see him feeling slightly better already.

Despite his aching balls, her rapid sucking was quickly bringing him to his climax. With one last satisfied moan, his swollen nuts emptied themselves into her mouth, the sudden cumshot causing her hooves to slip tighter than intended around his sack. The extra squeeze made him cum even more, his body tensing from the pain and pleasure as his wife did her best to swallow as much of it as she could. As his spurts finally died down she let his cock pop out of her mouth, before gently releasing his balls and laying her head against his thigh.

”I love you so much.” Snap Shutter sighed blissfully, petting her mane with his hoof.

”I love you too.” Mane Allgood replied, looking at him with love in her eyes. He didn’t know if she was breathing on his balls on purpose, but it sure made them feel better.

”So that was some nightmare.” he pondered aloud. ”Why did it look like Luna?"

Allgood thought for a moment before speaking. ”Back when the two sisters took over governing all of Equestria, rumors started circulating that they were gelding all their male servants. It actually got to the point where they had to start sending castle staff on tours just to disprove the myth - but I guess at some point nightmares about it must have been common enough to create a physical manifestation.” She smiled, idly weighing one of his balls on her hoof as she continued. ”There’s probably another one about Celestia if you’d like to seek it out.”

”Nope, never going close to another alicorn nightmare again!” he declared. ”Three months in a chimera cave was foals play compared to that!”

She chuckled. ”I know, honey, I know. And I’m so relieved to have you safely with me.” she said, giving his balls a gentle kiss.

”You too, sweetheart. You too." He said with a smile as he returned to petting her mane. His balls were still in unbearable pain, but with her by his side, he knew they were going to be alright. After several hours at least, and another blowjob or two.

The End

Author's Note

This was my first time writing horror of any kind, so hopefully I found a suitable balance between scary and sexy with it. What do you think? Comments are always appreciated! :twilightsmile: