Chapters Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
How Nappa Came To Equestria.
In an office full of wackiness and bizarreness, Nappa sat in his office biting his eraser nervously. As soon as the door opened, he dropped his pencil and scooted up in his chair closer to the desk to look professional. There was his assistant, Billy, even though his name was not Billy. Imagine a weak human assistant and there is Billy. And like all assistants, he has a clipboard.
“Billy, I feel like I’m having writer's block. Even though I’m not writing anything. So, tell me, Billy, what do you think I should do about this writer's block?” Nappa asked Billy in a cold emotionless tone whilst frowning at Billy.
“U-uh, I think you should go on a vacation?” Billy said hiding behind his clipboard.
Nappa’s eyes brightened. He jumped in the air and landed on his desk. The desk held his weight despite Nappa’s size. The desk was made of mahogany, you know the kind I’m talking about. Nappa threw his head back and laughed in pure joy! He imagined going on an adventure of a lifetime. “I can see it now Billy! Me, on an adventure, going on a mass genocide! I should call Vegeta, oh wait he is participating in the martial arts tournament, that’s no fun. Oh well, what can a Saiyan do? Get my battle suit and luxury spaceship ready. I’m going on a genocide trip. Nappa hopped down and opened the door, but before he looked back at Billy. “If anyone asks where I am, go tell them to fuck off.” Nappa walked out the door. Billy stood there wide-eyed.
“O-okay, sir” Billy squeaked.
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Nappa donned his battle suit once more. He wore it with a smile as he remembers the days where he and Vegeta killed countless lives for Frieza and for fun. The sun shined in a beautiful way, birds were singing and nothing could mess up this adventure. He looked at his ship as the bridge falls slowly. “Sorry, I just- sorry!” Someone said as the bridge drops slower than any bridge ever. It then slams down gaining the attention of every worker on a set. “Did it!” The same someone spoke, Nappa gave them a thumbs up.
His phone rings and he picks up, "Hello, Nappa speaking." Nappa spoke.
"Yeah, Nappa we need your help," Krillin said over the phone Nappa rolled his eyes.
"What is it?" Nappa asked thinking about coffee.
"Vegeta is going insane I need you to reason with him"
Nappa laughed hard as he went on his knees, tears fell down as he laughed. He wiped those tears off as he stood up, "I'm the last Saiyan you want me to reason with him." Nappa said with a grin.
"Really? I thought you two were best friends." Krillin raised his eyebrow over the phone.
"Yeah, he doesn't like me at the moment, remember the thing that I posted about Daddy Vegeta?" I asked.
"Ooooohh..."
Nappa hears Krillin now realize the situation. "Yeah, I also have a Bug Planet to destroy so..." Nappa looked at the spaceship.
"Wait, you're destroying planets?" asked Krillin.
"You bet your bald head I am! It's an adventure about inspiration, right now I'm lacking inspiration so I decided killing lives would help the matter." Krillin could feel Nappa's grin, feel it.
"Wh-why? How is that going to help?" Krillin asked shakily.
"I don't know ask Billy." He glanced at Billy who flinches at Nappa's eyes.
"Billy? Isn't that the kid who wanted to be your assistant?" Krillin asked.
"Oh yes, he is! And he is the best assistant you could ever ask for. He is nice, gives you coffee when you need it, he is a good kid." Nappa laughed, then on Krillin's end, an explosion occurred.
"God damn it, I need to hang up"
It was now Nappa's turn to rais an eyebrow "Vegeta?" Nappa walked up and down the bridge.
"Fuck yeah that's Vegeta! Goodbye, I'll call you later." Krillin said running.
"Goodbye, love ya," Nappa hanged up, "What a nice guy." Nappa was down on the lower end of the bridge and was about to walk up.
“I almost forgot!” Nappa said with a slight chuckle, he puts his scouter on. “There we go, now we’re ready!” Nappa walks up the bridge but Billy grabs him by the arm. Nappa gave Billy a confused look.
“P-please be safe,” Billy said with worry in his eyes.
“Don’t worry buddy! I won’t die, even if I do I turn into a ghost so...” Nappa trailed off as Billy lets go of Nappa. Nappa walks up the bridge, “Goodbye Billy, don’t forget to not die!” the bridge took a long time to get up. “Okay seriously, hurry it up,” Nappa said rolling his eyes, the bridge went back to the ship fast. Nappa stumbled back, “Love the enthusiasm!” Nappa laughed as he turns towards the control center. He goes into autopilot and chooses the Bug Planet to go and wipe out. The ship takes off as he searches the stars for inspiration.
“You will get his dick one day Chase,” Billy said forming his hand to a fist.
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As Nappa flies across space he went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He started making it and prepares his mug. He was bouncing up and down for his daily dose of coffee. Oh, how he loved coffee, the sweet yet bitter aroma. He started to space out as he begins to think about coffee. The coffee maker made a ting sound. He poured the coffee in his “Bald This Way” mug. He walked over to the control center and sits down in his seat. He took a sip and spits it out all over the control panel. "HOT!!!!" He runs to the refrigerator and got a handful of ice and shoved it in his mouth. He walks back to the control center going haywire. “Taht cah beh gud” The ship starts to violently shake. The ship going up and down and side to side, furniture going about. Nappa was assaulted by furniture and toilet water. The ship spins in a random direction, he entered a Planet’s atmosphere, the ship caught on fire.
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Spike followed Twilight as they go on a nice walk in Ponyville. It was a perfect day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, nothing could possibly go- what was that? Spike looked at a... Giant disk like object heading towards them.
"Tw-Twilight! What is that thing?!" Spike panicked as he stumbled backwards and on his ass. Twilight looks at the object.
"It seems like some type of space craft. AND IT'S HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!!! EVERYPONY GET OUT THE WAY!!!!" Twilight shouted as everypony scattered in horror as the giant disk shaped was getting closer.
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Back to Nappa
The spaceship crashed into the Everfree Forest managing to cool it down as it bounced off a river. It was crashing towards a town. Nappa screamed as he was bounced everywhere, the walls, the floors, the everything. The ship stops right in the middle of a town. The ship rammed into a pony statue, houses too, but eventually barely touches a literal treehouse. Nappa could only say one word in this situation.
"Shit"
Author's Note
Hello, this was the first story I posted. Give me constructive criticism, please, and thank you.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Nappa after promptly throwing up in an empty toilet opens the hatch to the roof. He leaps out and onto the dirt streets, he gasped when he saw the ponies.
“PONIES!!!!!” He threw his hands in the air and runs at them with a cheerful demeanor. A rainbow blur punches him in the nose and he stops.
“Take that alien, you’re not going to hurt anyone of my friends!” Nappa took one look at his aggressor, she had a rainbow mane and her coat color was cyan.
“Hey, I wasn’t planning on it.” Nappa checked his scouter, he checked her power level.
Power level
Cyan Pegasus - 0.99 Raditz
Nappa’s eyes widened in realization, she had wings. Nappa checked her out circling around her, the cyan pegasus following him, trying not to let her sight off of him.
“Yep, definitely gay,” Nappa said after finally checking her out. The cyan pegasus had a blush and stumbled back. Her flustered face quickly turned to one of anger.
“I am NOT gay!” The cyan pegasus glared into Nappa’s eyes. Nappa didn’t flinch at the anger that seeped from the cyan pegasus’ eyes.
“Your hair, your tail, and that thing on your butt, yeah you’re a living pride month flag” Nappa crossed his folded his arms over his chest and looks at the cyan pegasus with a smirk.
Before the cyan pegasus could buck Nappa in his face, Twilight stepped in.
“Hey, hey, hey! Rainbow Dash calm down, I’m sure he doesn’t mean it.” Twilight says trying to calm Rainbow Dash.
“Oh I mean it alright and Rainbow Dash? Definitely gay.” Nappa snickered, Twilight shot Nappa a look.
“What even are you? Are you some type of ape?” Asked Twilight checking Nappa out. She noted that he has armor, a weird headset, and a monkey tail.
“Uh, technically? Because I can turn into a giant ape when I look into the moon, but whatever.” Nappa shook his head and shrugged.
“Wait what was that about-” Before Twilight could get an answer the rest of her friends came in a hurry.
“Ah saw somethin’ fall from the sky. Did somethin’ happen?” Nappa looked at the orange pony in a stetson hat who had just spoken.
“Okay now, I have no idea who the fuck you guys are and where I am. To be honest I don’t care.” Nappa said stretching his body making his bones pop and crackle. Nappa sighed as his body relaxed.
Spike proceeds to belch up a scroll, Twilight snatched it up and starts to read it.
“My brother is marrying my baby sitter! This is perfect, we can get to Introductions on the train. You’re coming with us.” Twilight said looking at Nappa.
“WHAT???? Twilight darling we can’t bring this ruffian to Canterlot. He could be dangerous.” A purple maned and white-coated mare spoke.
“Ah agree with Rarity on this one he looks very...” The stetson wearing pony took a look at Nappa interacting with a pink pony who had just walked up to him. “Dangerous.”
“I don’t see any danger, I just see a friend! He may look dangerous but looks can be deceiving. Remember Zecora?” The pink pony bounced around Nappa.
“A-ah guess.” The stetson wearing pony rubbed the back of her head.
“We should probably go on the train to Cantetlot as soon as possible,” Spike said trying to steer the conversation to the right course.
“Spike’s right we should go as soon as possible, then we can talk. Don’t move anywhere.” Twilight pointed at Nappa before trotting off with her friends.
Nappa looked at the shipwreck. “Mother fu-”
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They had packed their bags and were on the train to Canterlot. Nappa was on the train sipping a glass of water. Water was something good for him. He hadn’t had water in a week, only juice.
“So, can you tell us your name?” Asked Twilight, Twilight couldn’t help but beam with curiosity looking at him.
“My name is Nappa! Ex ghost and part of the most powerful races of them all!” Nappa jumped in the air and told them with a smile.
“What do you mean by “ex ghost”?” Rarity asked tilting her head. Nappa sighed and shook his head.
“And what do you mean, “part of the most powerful races of them all”?” Twilight had already written down his name in her notebook, everything about him so far. She had made a quick sketch of him, she wanted to know everything.
“I’m gonna answer her question first because that leads to the first question.” He points at Twilight, Twilight wanted to ask about his fingers. How they worked, how they flexed, and what you can use them for. You know, all the good stuff.
“I come from a warrior race called the Saiyans. Effectively at birth, we are measured by our Power Level, heh, power levels is strength combined into one thing. Before you ask, let me finish, those with great power levels stay, those with not so great power levels get sent to another planet to kill all life on it. I wasn’t the latter, I was a general, a royal vizier too, but that all came to shit when the planet was blown up by Frieza.” Nappa looked up remembering his time at Planet Vegeta.
“Wait, your planet was destroyed by this “Frieza”? Tha-that shouldn’t be possible!” Twilight pulled her own hair.
“How I died is because of Vegeta. Went to Earth to get a wish from a Dragon that can literally grant any wish. But then Earthlings showed up, a pokemon, and a Namekian too. I played with them then Goku showed up and crippled me, then Vegeta blew me up. Thus turning me into a ghost and tormenting Vegeta.” Nappa saw the look of horror the girls gave him.
“Wh-why? How are you alive? You should be dead!” Twilight’s eye twitched, he wasn’t making sense! How is he alive?! How is it here? How?!
“Yeah after a sequence of events I was revived by the Namekian Dragon. Retired from fighting a bit, movie producing like no other movie producer! Sneaking in some training when I had the chance. Don’t ask about the Nameks.” Nappa said darkly.
“Oh I am so sorry, we hadn’t even introduced ourselves yet, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is my number one assistant, Spike” She turns to Spike helping himself to a bucket of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
“My name is Applejack, pleasure ta meet you” Applejack tipped her stetson hat.
“My name is Rarity Belle” Rarity did the pony equivalent of a curtsey.
“My name is Pinkie Pie! The best party pony in all of Ponyville.” Pinkie Pie bounced around Nappa.
"My name is Fluttershy." She spoke so quietly the train was louder than her. Fluttershy hid behind her mane, Nappa glanced at Fluttershy
"Yeah, sorry what did you say?" Nappa arched an eyebrow.
"My name is Fluttershy" Nappa once again, couldn't hear her soft and quiet voice over the train.
This charade went on for one whole minute before she finally squeaked out her name. She was now hiding behind her feathers.
"My name is Rainbow Dash the most awesomest pony in all of Ponyville, not to mention the fastest flier in all of Equestria." Rainbow Dash said with a smile, but her smile faded when Nappa was laughing and fell on his knees.
"You really are gay with a name like that!" Nappa couldn't help but laugh at Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was steaming now.
"Why I oughta-" Twilight got in between them.
"Break it up you two! Nappa, apologize to Rainbow Dash" Twilight turns her head to Nappa, Nappa let out an over-exaggerated groan.
"Do I have to? She started it, she is the one with the pride month colors on her." Twilight glared into Nappa's eyes. "Fine, I'm sorry." Twilight's glare faded.
"See? It wasn't that hard." Twilight looked at Nappa and Rainbow dash before taking a seat. Rainbow Dash stuck her tongue at him, Nappa showed her his middle finger.
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"YES!!!!! "
Canterlot Train Station
They had arrived and walked out of the train and into Canterlot. The guards saw the massive giant behind the ponies and stared at him with awe. They never have seen such a large ape before.
"Hi"
The guards pointed their spears at Nappa.
"Hey! He is a nice monster- er, ape. Look, we need to talk to Princess Celestia. If he is evil I'm sure Princess Celestia will take care of it." Twilight said getting in between the guards and Nappa.
The guards looked at each other with uncertainty before letting them go. Twilight let out a sigh of relief, Nappa activated his scouter to look for this Princess Celestia.
Power level
??? - ??? Raditz
"Found the princess," Nappa said he was going to follow Twilight but somepony pulled him back. That pony was Applejack.
"She has somethin' to work out with her kin so ah suggest-" Before she could finish Nappa darted off in the air and crashed into the watchtower and climbed up on the roof. He saw Princess Celestia.
"Hi"
She pointed her horn at him.
"Who are you and how did you get past the defenses?" Asked Princess Celestia, Nappa bowed before Princess Celestia.
"I made friends with Twilight Sparkle, so she forced me on the train. Yeah, I kinda need help getting back home so if you grant me permission to just hang around with them that would be nice." Nappa smiled, Princess Celestia looked deeply into his eyes, trying to see a lie. She found none.
"You want my permission?" She asked, Nappa, nodded. "Very well, you have my permission." Nappa's eyes brightened and he jumped in the air.
"Yay!"
"But, on one condition. If you vow to never hurt anyone of my little ponies and stay in Ponyville... then I shall deem you worthy to be a citizen of Equestria." Princess Celestia said not breaking eye contact with Nappa.
"I swear I will never hurt anyone of those cute little ponies and stay in Ponyville, you have my word," Nappa said putting his left hand over his heart and raising his right and showing her his palm.
"I trust you, but if you betray my trust, I won't hesitate to put you down." Nappa was unaffected by Princess Celestia's intimidation efforts.
"Oh, and my name is Nappa, part of a warrior race called the Saiyans." Nappa stuck his hand out for a hand/hoof shake. She reluctantly took it.
"My name is Princess Celestia, it is a pleasure to meet you. You are not from here, aren't you?" Nappa shook his head.
"Nope."
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Nappa was walking around the castle drinking some orange juice out of a juice box when a guard walked up to him. "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza wants you, she is in her room. If you go right then left you'll see her room." Nappa smirked.
"Not even one day in and I'm already getting a one night stand." Nappa walked down the halls and goes right then left as the guard had told him. He knocks on the door.
"Come in" A voice from the other side of the door spoke. Nappa went in and saw Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.
"Hello princess, what do you need?" Nappa smiled mischievously.
"I will ask you questions and you will answer them." Princess Mi Amore Cadenza said looking into Nappa's eyes.
"Okay."
"Are you a threat?"
"Yes"
"Do you know how to fight?"
"Yes"
"Are you an ally of the ponies?"
"Yes"
"Are you an alien?"
"Yes"
"Then goodbye."
She pulled a lever and he fell down a hole.
"Weee!"
"Now that is taken care of... Time to move forward with the plan."
Canterlot Caves
"D'oh!" He fell on his chest, he got up and looked around. "Where the hell am I?" Nappa looked at the cave system. "Hello? Anyone there? Anyone? Oh wait, is anypony there?" Nappa called out but received no answer but seconds later someone responded.
"H-hello? Is somepony there?" Nappa ran towards the source of the sound. He saw Princess Cadence, then it clicked, the Cadence up there was a fake!
"Hi"
"Hello, who are you?" asked Princess Cadence, she was on her ass looking up at Nappa.
"My name is Nappa, and I'm here to help. I recently found out that somepony was impersonating you. Are you the real Princess MI Amore Cadenza?" asked Nappa, Princess Cadence nodded. "Good!" He clapped his hands and sat down. "Wanna play a game of truth or dare?"
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Cadence giggled at Nappa eager for a dare.
"Okay, okay, I dare you-" Before Cadence could say the dare Twilight blasted in.
"Hey, glad you can make it! We're playing truth or dare wanna play?" Nappa asked after waving at Twilight.
Twilight tackles Cadence and lights her horn.
"Wait! Twilight! It's me! I'm the real Cadence." Twilight had a bloodthirsty look in her eyes, wanting vengeance.
"Yeah! She is, I had a run-in with the fake one, she sent me here and now we are best buddies!" Nappa said trying to protect his new friend.
"Likely story!" Twilight glared at Cadence.
"Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake clap your hooves and..."
"Do a little shake" They said at the same time, they then give each other a warm hug. Nappa smiled, it made him feel warm inside.
"We have to get out of here, we have to stop her." Twilight declared
"Alright, let's go save Equestria!" Nappa pumped his fist in the air as he follows the two ponies to the exit.
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Nappa kicks down the door to the wedding earning gasps amongst the ponies.
"Hi"
"Nappa, what is the meaning of this?" Celestia demanded, Nappa stepped aside as Twilight came making more ponies gasp.
Nappa spaced out as he imagined fighting fake Cadence, and he is a hero. Oh, the heroics he would do afterward... Help an old lady cross a street, stop bank robberies, he could be their Superman! Nappa smiled not knowing of what is taking place.
"Nappa!"
"What happened?" Nappa looked towards the now Queen Chrysalis, who had beatened Celestia and was now in a cacoon.
"Oh right, fight time." Nappa's aura flared up as everypony evacuated. Nappa charged at Chrysalis.
"Lieutenant!" Chrysalis shouted in a panicked manner, the Changeling Lieutenant crashed into the window and flew at Nappa. Nappa flew at the Changeling Lieutenant and attempted to punch him, the Lieutenant actually managed to dodge that. Nappa's eyes opened wide in shock that he managed to dodge one of his punches, the Changeling Lieutenant bucked Nappa right in the chest. Nappa hits the floor and rolls over on his feet. The Changeling Lieutenant started to attack Nappa, Nappa was blocking them and dodging them easily. The Changeling Lieutenant tried to go for a haymaker but Nappa struck him first in the gut. The Changeling puked up green blood as he fell on his knees. Nappa was about to finish the job but more Changelings flooded in, by now there was fifteen! Nappa smirked as he shot a Ki blast at one and it dropped like a fly. Dodging and striking as he fought the Changelings.
"Pattycake, pattycake, baker's MAN!!! Bake a cake as fast as you CAN!!!" Each of the Changelings fell but three. Two Commanders and one Lieutenant, Nappa flew at them with such strength and speed that Rainbow Dash would be jealous. Nappa sent an assault of Ki blasts headed their way, they did their best to evade them but eventually one gave up and that was the Lieutenant. As his lifeless body fell down the Changeling Commanders roared in anger as they dashed at Nappa. The Changeling Commanders' power levels increased, Nappa punched one in the face making their head pop right off their shoulders. He turned to the other one trying to escape, "Oh, I love this game!" Nappa punched a hole in the Changeling Commander as it tried to escape "Tag!". Another had finally bit the dust, "No tag backs." Chrysalis was in utter horror as she looked at the corpse of her Changelings, she roared in anger as she shot a green magical bolt at Nappa who bitch slapped it away. "Bitch please." He rubbed the back of his hand, Nappa advanced towards Chrysalis who charged at him. Chrysalis shot magic at him, but was Nappa saw it and dodged it, he jumped in the air and tried to strike her from above, Chrysalis made a shield protecting her from harm. "That won't protect you!" Nappa's fist crackled with red electricity, he punched the shield instantly shattering it, the look on Chrysalis' face was priceless as she was thrown back. Chrysalis charged at Nappa once more and bucked Nappa in the chest sending him into a wall. "Ow."
"You monster! You killed my subjects! How dare... How dare... I WILL KILL YOU!!!!! " She ran at Nappa who responded with punching Chrysalis' face, she stumbled backward. Nappa kicked her into the air and sledgehammered her down. He charges up a Bomber DX but holds back to make sure to not kill her. He releases it and Chrysalis roars in pain, the impact made a crater. Chrysalis was on her back like a turtle struggling to get up. Nappa flew down in front of her, towering above her.
"Give up, call of your Changeling army and I won't kill you." Nappa put a foot on Chrysalis' chest.
"No!"
Nappa pressed his foot against her chest harder, her screams of agony could be heard from miles, she could barely breathe at that point.
"I SURRENDER!!!! I'll leave." Chrysalis' cried as tears of pain flew down her cheeks, Nappa smile sadistically.
"Good, if I see you anywhere near here I will hunt you down and kill you off one by one." He lifted his foot off of her as she scrambles to her hooves and flys away. Multiple Changelings followed her too.
"I still got it!"
Author's Note
Power Levels.
Nappa - 6000
Rainbow Dash - 500
Fluttershy - 10
Rarity Belle - 300
Applejack - 595
Twilight Sparkle - 600
Pinkie Pie - ???
Celestia - ???
Changeling Lieutenant - 4000
Changelings - 1000
Changeling Commanders - 2000
Chrysalis (Love powered) - 6000
Royal Guard - 1000
The reason why Nappa was dominating Chrysalis is simply, she uses magic. She is great in hoof to hoof combat but just doesn't realize it yet, if that wasn't the case Nappa would be battered and bloodied and this would have been more of a close fight.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Nappa's First Day in Ponyville
After the "Welcome to Ponyville Party," everypony seems to be warmed up to Nappa. Nappa was outside moving his stuff to the Library when he discovered three little ponies holding his lightsaber.
"HEY!!!! Give me that!" Nappa ran towards the little ponies and snatched the lightsaber. "Don't you know to not touch things that aren't yours? Have you no shame?" Nappa scolded the little ponies, the little ponies looked scared.
"W-well, w-we just wanted to earn an alien warrior cutie mark." The pegasi filly said, Nappa's glare faded.
"What is a cutie mark?" Nappa asked sitting down on a chair that was barely standing.
"You don't know what a cutie mark is? A cutie mark is your special talent." The southern accented one stated.
'If that's the case my special talent is annoying people.' Nappa thought.
"We can't just get a cutie mark, we tried so many time I lost count!" The one with the horn on its head cried.
Nappa, got up and clapped his hands. "Change of plans I'm helping you get your cutie mark." The fillies gasped.
"Really?!" They said simultaneously.
"Yeah, I'll help you." Nappa smiled mischievously, knowing that this will not end well.
"We should probably introduce ourselves, my name is Sweetie Belle" Sweetie Belle beamed.
"My name is Applebloom." Applebloom followed Sweetie Belle's lead.
"And my name is Scootaloo." Scootaloo knew what was coming.
"And we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" Nappa was nearly blown away by their tremendously loud voice.
"I'm getting Ginyu Force vibes coming from you three. So, what's first on your list?" Nappa asked dusting off his hands.
"Well..."
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"Blacksmithing?"
"Yup!" The Crusaders had somehow, somehow, got a blacksmithing set. With the help of Nappa of course.
"Alright what should we make?" Asked Sweetie Belle who turned towards the girls and Saiyan.
"A sword!" Scootaloo suggested, Sweetie Belle shook her head.
"Too sharp."
"A mace!" Applebloom perked up.
"Too pointy."
"What about armor?" Nappa raised and eyebrow. Sweetie Belle jumped with joy.
"That could work! Come on girls-" Nappa cleared his throat "and boy, let's get making!" Sweetie Belle ordered.
One montage later
"How did we have enough metal to make all of this armor?" Nappa inquired checking out his new armor. It was made out of steel, it was much like a knight would have with the helmet and everything, the crusaders were armored up too.
"Wow, we made armor! Even though Nappa did do all the work..." Sweetie Belle said checking out her armor, it was... How do I say this? Horrible. It was horrible. The crusaders look at their armor, it was so bad!
"Horse apples! Blacksmithing is out." Scootaloo pulled out a piece of paper from her saddlebag and marked off blacksmithing.
"What's next?" Nappa took off his extra armor and threw it into his ship. It went into the hatch. "That was for Kobe!" Nappa chuckled.
"Who? Anyways the next one is boat making!" Scootaloo puts the paper back in her saddlebag. Nappa knew what was coming, another montage.
One montage later
"And there! It's ready to set sail on the lake." Nappa declared as he set it down next to the sand. The crusaders looked eager to try it, he looked back at the crusaders.
"Alright as Captain of this ship, two of you will have to paddle, and those two are Scootaloo and Applebloom." Nappa went onto the paddle boat, the crusaders followed.
"Why us?" Applebloom whined as she grabs a paddle
"Yeah why us?" Scootaloo questioned as she grabbed the other paddle.
"Because I'm the captain," Nappa said giving them a smirk. They used the paddle to boost themselves into the water. It floated!
"Yes, it works!" Sweetie Belle had a relaxed smile on her face.
"Oh, are we playing pirate? Well then lad, prepare for a pirate battle!" Pinkie Pie had a pirate hat on, a floaty that looked like a pink cake pirate ship, she had her party cannon too. Nappa. Was. Ready.
"We have no weapons!" Yelled Sweetie Belle.
"Take some!" Pinkie threw over some water guns and a balloon sword. Nappa took a water pistol and a balloon cutlass. The crusaders took the rest of the water guns.
"Fire!" Nappa shouted as he and the crusaders' rain fire on the ship. Pinkie shoots her water gun at Sweetie Belle, luckily Sweetie Belle ducked out the way. Nappa was dodging the water like that one guy in the matrix, doing cool moves, dodging, and weaving.
"Fire the cannon!" Pinkie put a massive water balloon in her cannon. She dressed up as another pirate, "Yes ma'am" Pinkie Pie responded to herself she fired the water balloon at them. Nappa caught the water balloon pushing their ship back. Nappa then yeets it back at Pinkie Pie's ship. Pinkie Pie quickly loaded another one and shot the water balloon that was coming at her making a big watery explosion that made ponies come by to watch the show.
"Bring me in close!" Nappa ordered, the crusaders paddled Nappa the closest they could. Nappa jumped on the ship and held his weight. Nappa had his balloon sword ready and so did Pinkie Pie.
"Hello there" Nappa smiled, Pinkie Pie grinned at Nappa knowing what exactly to say.
"General Kenobi" Nappa was in shock, she knew 'Star Wars'? Nappa had other things to focus on as they stare down.
"This will be the most epic fight known to pony kind." Nappa said getting in a sword stance.
"Indeed it will lad" Pinkie Pie was in a bizarre stance that no one understands but her. There was a five second pregnant pause, then there was battle. Pinkie Pie attacked first swinging her sword furiously but not hard, Nappa returned the gentle yet furious attacks. The fight much to say was totally epic, you should have been there. Nappa pushed back Pinkie Pie, attacking fast but gentle. Pinkie Pie was at the edge of her ship, Nappa was about to knock her off but she slipped away and now he was on the edge. Nappa smirked and tried to sweep her leg but she jumped up and dodged it, Nappa and her traded blows fast. Each getting pushed back by their rapidly increasing attacks, Nappa jumped on higher ground.
"It's over Pinkie Pie, I have the high ground!" Nappa chuckled as he was literally a giant to them.
"You underestimate my power" Pinkie Pie was ready to jump.
"Don't try it."
Pinkie Pie jumped and tried to slice him, but Nappa pulled of a direct hit. Almost "killing" her, now with a slight limp Pinkie Pie fought Nappa. Nappa had the advantage but seemingly out of nowhere Pinkie Pie pulled out two extra balloon swords and was doing the three sword style stance.
"One Piece eh? Well then... I'm fucked, if I didn't have this!" Nappa also pulled out another balloon sword out of nowhere. Things were getting interesting, Nappa and Pinkie Pie were now even, but Pinkie Pie held the slight edge over Nappa. Her attacks were random and fast with no attack pattern. Nappa was being pushed back, step by step he was being pushed to the water.
"It's over lad! Aaaaarrrrggghhh!" Pinkie Pie said in her best pirate voice. Nappa chuckled.
"You fool, forgetting I can clone myself?" The Nappa clone vanished in a puff of smoke. "The old shadow clone trick, the oldest one in the book!" Nappa laughed as he wielded the cannon.
"Pony feathers..." Nappa shot the cannon but Pinkie Pie did one last stance. "三刀流の秘密技10億倍の世界トリキリオコスム!!!" She dashed at the giant water balloon and suddenly appears behind the water balloon. The water balloon explodes! Nappa's jaw dropped to the floor as well as the crowd.
"Impossible... Let's see you take three! Fire!" Nappa clones appear as the load the cannon and shot three giant water balloons. Pinkie Pie dodged them all and full on sprinted at Nappa, Nappa closed his eyes.
"Special technique..." Nappa concentrated...
"Santoryu Ogi..." Pinkie Pie ran at Nappa.
SLASH!!!
Nappa behind Pinkie Pie and Pinkie was behind Nappa, their backs facing each other.
"Ultimate Saiyan Slash!"
"Sanzen Sekai!"
Nappa and Pinkie Pie fell flat on their faces... Nappa was the first to get up and Pinkie Pie the second.
"Let's all shoot our water guns in one place on the ship." Sweetie Belle calculated, the crusaders' nod at each other and shot their... water? In one place and popped it. Nappa gasped in horror as he races to the front, there was a huge hole in the ship.
"Oh no! Pinkie Pie get on that ship" Nappa turned to Pinkie Pie.
"But-"
"No buts!" Nappa threw her on the crusader ship. The crusaders caught them but looked at Nappa with worry on their faces.
"We can't get you on here, it'll sink!" Scootaloo said looking up at Nappa. Nappa turned away, they now saw his back.
"I know... It was too late for me, but not for you Pinkie Pie. I want you to live, love, and care for others. Remember me when I'm gone." Nappa turned back to them and gave them a thumbs up. The crusaders, Pinkie Pie, and the crowd were crying of sorrow as the ship goes down and Nappa sinks.
The crowd bursts into tears, but then a little yellow glow emanated from the water.
"What's that?" Spike pointed at the yellow glow, it became brighter and brighter as a beam of yellow emerges from the water.
Nappa emerged, his scouter still functional (waterproof Scouters.) he looked like a holy figure as the light enveloped him.
"I'm back bitch!" The crowd cheered as Nappa flies... without wings... they now realize this and their jaws drop to the floor. (Stop music.) Nappa landed in front of them and was hugged tackled by Pinkie Pie and the crusaders, he didn't fall but he sure as hell stumbled back a bit.
"You're alive!" Pinkie Pie squeezed Nappa hugged back and squeezed two times the force. Pinkie Pie's eyes nearly bulged out and she could barely breath.
"Of course, I'm a Saiyan." They ceased the hugging, Twilight and Rainbow Dash stormed up to him.
"How did you fly?!" Rainbow Dash and Twilight demanded to know.
"Okay but can we talk it over some apple juice?"
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"So how is Spike?" Nappa was digging in his chocolate cake. (With a fork, he is being civilized.) They were outside in the sunset, Nappa was dried off and was talking to Twilight and Rainbow Dash. They were having a little picnic, it was nice.
"He's doing fine, he is in the library reading." Twilight said before drinking some nice refreshing water.
"Good, good."
Silence.
"I hate awkward silences..." Nappa shook his head.
"Then tell us how you were flying!" Rainbow Dash went up into his face, Nappa didn't flinch.
"Fine, fine, fine, faggot! It was Ki, that's how I was flying, Ki is energy that resides in every living being. If you can control it you can do things like this," Nappa shot a Ki blast at a tree disintegrating it instantly. Twilight was taking notes, "Ki is also life energy, it's deep down inside you, Saiyans are masters of Ki, we learn things from only seeing it once. Use too much Ki and you will die, Ki is also your physical and your mental strength. Without training in those areas properly you wouldn't even be able to make a simple Ki blast." Nappa scarfed down the chocolate cake and washed it down with some apple juice.
"Can you teach me? With the Ki flying and my wings I'll definitely be the fastest in Equestria!" Nappa had a headache, he didn't want to deal with this.
"You wouldn't live to see the end of my training, so that's why I won't train you" Nappa packed his trash and threw it into the nearest garbage can.
"Can you teach be about Ki control? This would be revolutionary! If you could just-" Nappa had enough with this bullshit.
"NO!!!! I WILL NOT TRAIN YOU OR TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT KI SO FUCK OFF!!!!!" Nappa stormed off puffing out steam. He heads into the Everfree Forest to blow it off, he roared in anger as he punched and destroyed everything that dared cross his path.
"Damn it..." Nappa sat down on a tree stump. Nappa was tired of it all, he wants to go back home, maybe to just relax and give up movie producing all together or maybe to go on a trip to Hawaii. Why did he have to go to space to look for inspiration? Why couldn't he just go to Hawaii instead? What about the wonders of the world? Maybe make a movie about a mummy who just wants to fit in- wait that gives him a movie idea. GOD DAMN IT!!!!! Nappa sighed and suddenly felt sad, 'Man, I'm fucking pathetic.' Nappa took deep breaths to calm down.
"Here is what I didn't expect, being angry you are adept." A mysterious voice said Nappa stood up and searched for the voice. His eyes laid upon a Zebra.
"Oh great, a zebra! Woopy fucking do!" Nappa frowned at the zebra.
"A warrior you seem, why are you out here blowing off steam?" The zebra spoke in rhymes, noted, Nappa thought.
"What does it matter to you? Why do you speak it rhymes? Where the hell am I?" Nappa looked around, mysterious eyes were on him.
"Your questions will be answered in due time, should there a real reason I love to rhyme?" Nappa was taken back, she didn't need to have a reason to rhyme. Nappa shook his head at his own idiocy. He should go apologize to Twilight and Rainbow Dash rather than to continue to talk with this zebra.
"We can talk in my hut, follow me quickly before we get eaten by the wooden mutt." The zebra runs off and Nappa follows her, they verily arrived at the hut. Nappa opened the door and it was... African.
"This gives me Wakanda vibes" Nappa sat down on the floor.
"I do not know of the place, I wasn't sure you can fit inside you take up a lot of space." Nappa snapped his head to the zebra.
"Bitch who the fuck are you?" Nappa stood up and shows her his middle finger. The zebra sipped some tea seemingly out if nowhere.
"Zecora is my name, for what you did to the forest you should be hot with shame." Nappa flinched, he did destroy the forest and some of the animals.
"Zecora, I'm sorry, I was just upset." Zecora handed him hot tea. Nappa blew on it and took a sip.
"Tell me what made you upset, was it one of Twilight's friends I bet?" Zecora sipped her tea once more.
"You know them? Well, anyways they want to know about something dangerous. I don't want them to know about it, it's dangerous when in the wrong hands or in your case, hooves" Nappa looked and his hand and formed it into a fist.
"Apologizing I suggest, because this will solve the problem best." Nappa got up and set down his tea on a table somewhere.
"Thanks Zecora, I'll apologize and this will all be over." Nappa turned towards the door and left.
"Interesting warrior that one is, let us see if this one will lives." Zecora finished her tea.
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Nappa saw Rainbow Dash and Twilight talking with the gang. Nappa waddled over there, and Rainbow Dash glares at Nappa.
"What are you doing here? Finally gonna teach us about Ki?"
"No"
"Then what are you here for?"
"To say I'm sorry for... Exploding like that, Ki is dangerous and when in the wrong hooves you can seriously hurt somepony. I used Ki to really hurt somepony before. I just don't trust you with power of this stature." Nappa shook his head, he was suddenly hugged by everypony.
"We forgive you, we understand if you don't wanna teach us something that will hurt somepony" Pinkie Pie smiled.
"We completely understand" Rarity squeezed, Nappa had just realized right then and there... That the magic of friendship is truly something special, this is what it means to truly trust someone. Nappa smiled, he felt warmhearted by the hugging so he squeezed the hug almost crushing them.
"Y-you're hugging too tight" Fluttershy squeaked, Nappa didn't care, he just want to stay like this forever.
But all good things must come to an end.
Author's Note
Hehehehehehe... Foreshadowing.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
"And start!" Nappa finished repairing his Gravity Chamber. It was now functional after four hours of trying to make it start. "What should I start on? Let's say two times the gravity of Planet Vegeta!" Nappa input the numbers and fell flat on his face. Nappa had a list ready, here is the list.
Two hundred sets of sit-ups.
Two hundred sets of push-ups
Two hundred sets of hand standing finger push-ups
Two hundred sets of jumping jacks
Two hundred sets of squats
Two hundred laps around the room
Two hundred lunges.
When he was done with all of this he does it again, rinse and repeat, over and over again. Nappa curses at himself for coming up with this workout plan. Nappa turned over on his back and started counting.
"One, two, three..."
Five hours later in Golden Oaks Library
Twilight was pacing in the library.
"Why isn't he back yet? It's been five hours, one minute and thirty-eight seconds and counting." Twilight was frantic at this point, Spike sat there witnessing it all.
"Maybe he forgot?" Spike suggested, he was reading a book he found interesting.
"Forgot? How can you forget something so... So... Ugh! I'm getting him." Twilight walked out of the library Spike quickly followed him. The ship was right next door they hopped in the hatch and went to the training door. There was a note there, it read this;
"Do not enter!"
"One hundred and ninety-eight, one hundred and ninety-nine, two hundred lunges, now to start all over..." Nappa groaned, he sounded like he was having a hard time. Twilight opened the door and the gravity chamber turned off, Nappa snapped his head towards the door and saw Twilight and Spike.
"Have you been repeating your work out session for five hours?" Spike asked, Nappa, nodded, and fell on his knees. Twilight shook her head.
"You can't do that for five hours. It's unhealthy." Nappa got up on his feet.
"I don't care, I want to get stronger so can you please kindly go fuck off" Nappa shoved them out the room and locked them outside.
"Nappa don't do this!" Nappa ignored them as he turns it back on. So far he repeated the process thirty times and he was going to do another thirty more. Nappa started again.
Nappa added another work out to his list
Two hundred sets of sit-ups.
Two hundred sets of push-ups
Two hundred sets of hand standing finger push-ups
Two hundred sets of jumping jacks
Two hundred sets of squats
Two hundred laps around the room
Two hundred lunges.
Turn off two hundred robots without getting touched
"There, now let's do this!"
Later...
Nappa narrowly dodged a laser that shot out of the robot's eye. Nappa was cornered, but he was somehow dodging them. One by one he turned them off, Nappa closed in on the last ten. He let out a furious bellow that could be heard all over Ponyville. He dashed at them and turned one-off. A robot shot a laser at him Nappa jumped in the and a pressed the turn off button on the robot that shot the laser at him. The other robots shoot their lasers at Nappa at the same time, Nappa shot a Ki blast and boosted himself out of the blast range. Nappa ran at the remainder and almost instantly he turned all them off, disappearing and reappearing too fast for them to register. Nappa fell on his knees. Just one round of that made him so tired he can't get up. Nappa fell flat on his face he couldn't move, he couldn't get up, he couldn't do anything!
"Damn... Why am I so weak?" Nappa struggled to get up, he turned off the gravity chamber and got out of there. Nappa jumped out of the ship and walked inside the library.
"Finally got inside huh?" Twilight looked smug, "Was it too "unhealthy" for you?" Nappa didn't have the energy to be angry. As he flopped on his bed/air mattress, he put his blanket over his head.
"Good night" Nappa grumbled.
"Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite" Twilight giggled, Spike was already in bed. Nappa closes his eyes he slowly went into a deep sleep...
Dream
Death, that was all that was around him. It was dark, darker than any dark he had seen before. He was on his back then, he was on his feet in an instant checking his surroundings. He looked down, bodies, a huge pile of them, every living being he killed he was standing on like it was a pedestal for first place.
"No..." Nappa's breath was unsteady, he was shaky. He felt so sick, he was suddenly grabbed by one of the bodies, multiple bodies were pulling him down despite Nappa's struggle, Nappa attempts to shoot a Ki blast but nothing came out.
"What?!" Nappa was almost fully submerged in the bodies. "Damn it!" Then suddenly a rift appeared from the dark sky. A blue Alicorn had appeared out of nowhere. The Alicorn blasted the bodies vanquishing his Nightmare. He now found himself in a peaceful Ponyville sunshine and rainbows boomed from far and wide.
"Who the hell was that?" Nappa asked himself, he then he got an answer.
"Our name is Princess Luna, Princess of the Night. Thou... Had a dark past haven't thee?" Nappa turned to the Alicorn, Nappa sighed deeply.
"Yep, I committed genocide on a mass scale. I... I changed my ways. I'm a different man now and I don't want my friends here to find out. Because I'm worried I might lose them." Nappa suddenly had coffee... In his dream. "I forgot I could Lucid Dream," Nappa said to himself taking a sip.
"We understand, we will, unfortunately, have to tell this to my sister but we promise we will make sure our sister doesn't do anything intense." Nappa looked confused.
"Is Princess Celestia your sister?" Nappa asked, Princess Luna, nodded.
"We must be leaving now, farewell." Luna disappears... Nappa stood there, with a smile on his face.
"What does she mean by "we"?" Nappa asked himself.
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Nappa was awake now, he had started his day with coffee, and he is now searching for an alternative way of training. Nappa was reading a book about monsters and creatures.
"The Everfree Forest is a place with the most dangerous monsters out there, Dragons, Ursa Majors, and Cragadiles, they just won't end. The first danger is creature comes in packs. You guessed it, the Timberwolf"
Timberwolves
"Timberwolves are the most common monsters in the Everfree Forest. Their bodies are comprised of twigs, logs, and leaves. When together they are dangerous, in a pack the most dangerous is the Alpha, the Alpha is the biggest out of all of them. They command the pack and if you come across one, you should run if you beat all of the Timberwolves except the Alpha, the Alpha will make all of their sticks come together with it to form a super Timberwolf. Which depending on how large the pack is can grow up to seven or eight feet"
"Interesting... What about this one?" Nappa flipped pages to see the Cragadile.
Cragadile
"As the name suggests, the Cragadile mostly resembles that of a crocodile, but its hide is covered in rocks. The Cragadile is one of the top five most dangerous creatures in the Everfree forest, standing at number four. The Cragadile's main source of attack is bashing its tail at its opponents. The Cragadile's jaw is ten times stronger than a regular crocodile's jaw. If you come across this one, it is almost certain doom."
"Cool, cool..." Nappa flipped to the Hydra.
Hydra
"The Hydra is the hardest to kill monster known to pony kind, the Hydra's main source of attack his headbutting if the Hydra is arguing with its other heads they cannot survive, for they need to work together to live. If you see a Hydra with a strong bond you are going to die. Every time you cut off its head it will regrow and make another one. So please, do. Not. Cut off their heads.
"Uh, huh" Nappa was going to cut off its head.
Dragon
"Dragons are the most deadly beasts in the Everfree Forest, but not unstoppable, that is why it is the second strongest in the Everfree Forest. Dragon's often lurk in caves or mountains, if you touch a Dragon's hoard, you're dead. If you see gems in a cave that is not mined, run the other way, because there is a likely chance that the gems there is a Dragon's hoard. Dragons have hard scales so it's hard to hurt them, depending on their strength their fire my change. Green is the weakest, Orange is for the standard dragons, Red is for dragon's with immense strength, Blue is for royal dragons, and Purple is for legendary dragons that lived for several thousand years. So far there had only been one recording of a Purple Flame wielding dragon."
"Dragon eh?" Nappa flipped through the final one, his eyes opened wide.
Ursa Major
"The Ursa Major is the biggest monster in the Everfree Forest, they're so large that Dragon's look like midgets compared to them. The Ursa Major takes care of it's Ursa MInor with great care, and if you anger it or hurt its baby. It will kill you slow and painfully. Don't go seeking out this monster unless you want to end up dead."
"Alright then, time to go out and train." Nappa closed the book and put it back in place. He turned around and saw Twilight frowning at him.
"Where do you think you're going?" Twilight's frown did not falter, Nappa quickly came up with an excuse.
"Uh... To help the crusaders get their cutie mark? Why do you ask?" Nappa was a great liar, he stood calm and collected.
"Okay then, go on." Twilight saw Nappa walk out the door. Twilight wrote into a scroll.
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Nappa searched the woods for the Timberwolves, Nappa then hid behind a bush. He looked over the bush and there was a pack of fifteen just waiting to be attacked. Nappa smirked and hopped over the bush, the Timberwolves were on alert, the Alpha Timberwolf had its eyes on Nappa. The Timberwolves ran at Nappa, Nappa dodged a bite from one Timberwolf. Nappa counter attacked it and kicked it instantly dismantling it into sticks. But the loss of one Timberwolf did not make the Timberwolves resolve waver as an attack upon attack Nappa dodged and punched, kicked, elbowed, headbutted, all of them were now sticks. The Alpha howled and the sticks flew towards the Alpha, you should've seen it, it was like 'Voltron'! The Alpha stood at thirty feet tall, Nappa ran at the Timberwolf and gave it a kick. The Alpha stumbled back but then slapped Nappa in the gut with its tail. Nappa was sent hurling into several trees but then came to a stop. The Alpha threw a tree at Nappa who shot a Ki blast at it destroying the tree, debris fell from the sky. The Alpha leaped and tried to stomp on Nappa, Nappa rolled out of the way, the Alpha tried to stomp on Nappa time and time again. Nappa jumped up and uppercuts the Alpha in the jaw, the Alpha fell on it's back. Nappa kicked the Alpha's chest with both of his feet, the Alpha yelped in agony. Nappa started to unleash a flurry of punches onto the Alpha's chest, Nappa finished the Timberwolf off with a Double Sunday blasting it to pieces.
"Alpha Timberwolf down, next up Cragadile."
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Nappa walked across the swamp area of the Everfree Forest, it smelled horrible there. Nappa saw a log going across the water, Nappa walked across it. Nappa looked behind him, the log was actually a Cragadile.
"Crap baskets." Nappa blurted aloud. The Cragadile slammed its rocky tail into Nappa's skull, needless to say, Nappa crashed into the water. Nappa opened his eyes and looked around hurriedly trying to spot the oversized crocodile. He didn't have to look too much as the Cragadile rammed itself into Nappa, Nappa was thrown back into a rock. Nappa tried to swim towards the surface but the Cragadile slammed its tail down at Nappa making Nappa go deeper into the water. The Cragadile attacked Nappa furiously, hit after hit Nappa was losing air. Nappa needed to get to the surface fast! The Cragadile tried to chomp on Nappa but Nappa had other plans when he shot Ki out of his hands to thrust him into the air. Nappa now out of water fell down onto the ground and caught his breath. Nappa looked up and saw the Cragadile in the water.
"My turn!" Nappa ran at the Cragadile, the Cragadile leaped out of the water to try and crush Nappa with its body. Nappa flew at the Cragadile, his right fist crackled with red electricity.
"Arm Crash!" Nappa punched the Cragadile and the Cragadile fell into the water. Nappa was greedy and went for more, forgetting that the Cragadile had the home-field advantage. Nappa punched the Cragadile in its snout, the Cragadile slapped Nappa aside with its tail. The Cragadile tried to bite Nappa, Nappa was in the Cragadile's mouth trying to not get crushed in its jaw. Nappa was trapped! The Cragadile swam towards a rock wall, Nappa saw this and narrowly avoided being hit. The Cragadile wasn't so lucky as its teeth hit the wall Nappa went under the Cragadile and superman punched the Cragadile so hard it was blown out the water and hit it's back on land. Nappa flew out the water and into the air, the Cragadile was down for the count. Nappa then blasted off to find the Hydra.
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Nappa found his Hydra, the Hydra stood tall and above Nappa. It was fifty feet tall, Nappa flew at the Hydra and cocked his fist back. The Hydra was punched in the gut, the Hydra skid back and growled. The Hydra tried to headbutt Nappa with its four heads. Nappa dodged the attacks with ease, Nappa covered his hand with Ki and made a Ki blade. Nappa in one fell swoop decapitated the Hydra's heads. Nappa saw the heads fall right in front of him. The heads regrew and the Hydra now had eight heads. The Hydra tried to slap Nappa with its tail, Nappa learned from the fight with the Cragadile and jumped in the air and dodged it. The Hydra heads shot at Nappa furiously tried to inflict any sort of damage on him. Nappa evaded the attacks and got cocky, he yawned at the Hydra taunting it. The Hydra roared as it tried to headbutt Nappa only for its head to be cut off. Sixteen heads were now attacking Nappa as soon as they regrew. Nappa punched one head and the other, Nappa was dodging, and cutting off heads not knowing what problem he was creating. Nappa looked at what he made, fifty-eight Hydra heads.
"Son of a bitch." Nappa was thrown around like a ragdoll, the heads were bashing Nappa all over. Nappa retaliated by punching them, he managed to knock one unconscious but there were just so many! Nappa flew into the air to get out of its reach the Hydra jumped in the air and shot its heads at Nappa. Nappa was assaulted by onslaughts of heads, Nappa was then kicked into the Earth making a little crater. Nappa was about to get body-slammed but Nappa shot a full-powered energy blast at their stomach, it knocked the Hydra out of the sky and into the earth. Nappa shot Ki blast upon Ki blast at the Hydra. The Hydra got up and tried to maneuver itself out of the firing range but it was all for nothing when Nappa rammed himself into the Hydra's gut. The Hydra fell and Nappa grabbed its tail, he spun faster and faster and faster, then everything went still, absolutely still when Nappa threw the Hydra out of the Everfree Forest. The Hydra got up.
"Damn, they weren't kidding on how hard you are to kill, but thankfully" Nappa smiled, "I know a way to kill you." Nappa closed his fingers except for his middle and index finger. He then lifts those fingers and the ground beneath the Hydra exploded killing it instantly.
"Another one bites the dust. Now to find a dragon..." Nappa flicked sweat off his forehead.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
"Did you see that explosion?"
"It was awfully big, it looked like it was coming from the Everfree Forest"
"Anything can happen in there."
"What in the name of Princess Celestia was that?" Applejack looked at the Everfree Forest, Twilight and company looked at it as well. Twilight face-hoofed
"Please don't tell me he went into the Everfree Forest..." Twilight grumbled.
"He went into the Everfree Forest." Spike looked into the Everfree Forest.
"Ugh, let's get him, Spike, stay in the library in case he comes back." Twilight trotted into the forest, Spike saluted as the others follow.
Back to Nappa, who is in a cave
Nappa looked at the hoard and kicked it. A green dragon, larger than any lizard he had ever seen. The green dragon was known as Gostir, Nappa got into his fighting stance.
"You looking for a fight? Well then, die." The end of Gostir's tail suddenly had spikes on it. He tried to slam it on Nappa, Nappa dodged it and ran up his tail and punched Gostir in the face. Gostir face hit the ground from the force of Nappa's punch, Gostir shot fire at Nappa, it was orange. Nappa hit the ceiling of the cave, Nappa fell down in a pile of gems. Nappa flew at Gostir who tried to punch Nappa, Nappa kicked Gostir's fist back at him. Gostir fell down, Nappa shot a flurry of Ki blasts at Gostir's stomach, Gostir was hardly hurt and slapped Nappa with the pointy end of his tail. Nappa's leg was cut and he was sent hurling into piles of gems. Nappa got up and flew at Gostir who shot a fireball at Nappa, Nappa dodged it and kicked Gostir's face. Nappa then shot a Double Sunday into his eyes, Gostir roared in pain as he fell on his hindquarters. Nappa then punched, kicked Gostir in his face several times, and finished off with a Genocide Shell to the neck. Gostir was pushed in the back, and Nappa charged up a blast but was blasted out of the sky by a fireball. Nappa was on his back, Gostir slapped Nappa into the cave wall, shaking the cave. Nappa fell down from the wall and onto his chest, Nappa struggled to get up. Nappa charged up, his Ki exploded! Gems started to fly away from Nappa, Nappa flew at Gostir and punched his gut. Nappa flew up and kicked his chin and shot a Ki blast at him.
"Screw this, DIE!!!!!" Gostir shot his fire at Nappa, Nappa popped his knuckles and shot a Ki blast from his mouth. There was a beam struggle, Ki vs. Fire. Nappa poured all of his Ki into this attack, the beam struggle caused an explosion. Rocks fell from the roof, Nappa looked at Gostir and flew the hell out of there.
"Bye, bitch!" Gostir was crushed and Nappa looked around for another Cave. Nappa flew around in search of a cave but saw Rainbow Dash next to him.
"Yo, how is it going? Excuse me Gay Pony I need to find an Ursa Major." Nappa looked up and down and side to side to spot a cave.
"Why are you searching for an Ursa Major?" Rainbow Dash demanded, Nappa rolled his eyes.
"To fight it, dummy, what else?" Rainbow Dash laughed at Nappa hysterically.
"Y-you? Beat an Ursa Major? Don't make me laugh!" Nappa frowned at the laughing Rainbow Dash.
"Watch me." Nappa blasted into a cave, Rainbow held Nappa back.
"No! Don't you dare, If you go there I'm getting Twilight." Nappa stopped and flew down to the ground and marched to turned on his scouter to locate the Mane Six, he saw them. Twilight scolds him, Nappa shows her his middle finger and walks off. But in the shadows, someone was watching it all...
"This will be valuable information, I must inform the captain." The being lurking in the shadows disappeared.
Author's Note
Who is this shadowy figure? What are his plans? Find out on the next exciting episode of Nappa's Bizare Adventure!
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
The Darkness of a Dark King
Nappa was on a train, with his friends of course they were on a mission to go to Canterlot. Twilight said something about this is a test, Nappa wasn't good at tests.
"This test is from Princess Celestia, I have not failed a test and I don't plan on failing one today!" Twilight declared, Nappa was eating a cupcake Pinkie Pie gave to everyone as they go to the Crystal Empire.
"Is it a math test? I'm not good at math." Nappa received multiple incredulous looks. As Twilight continues blab on about the Crystal Empire and Rarity gushing over the Crystal Ponies Twilight describes, Nappa is wondering what is going on, on earth.
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Someone walked up to Billy, Billy was in Nappa's chair.
"Hey, do you know where N-" Before the person could finish, Billy interrupted them.
"Fuck off"
"Okay!" The person walked out the room and Billy lays back with a smile on his face.
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"Huh, I wonder..." Nappa trailed off as he looked out the window, they arrived.
"Alright everypony we're here. Now we-" Before Twilight could even finish her sentence Nappa open the door and walked out into the cold. Nappa was unfazed by the cold because the cold never bothered him anyway.
"Really Author? You had to slide that in?" Nappa said seemingly to the heavens.
Yes, yes I did. I needed to.
"The fuck do you mean "needed" to?" Nappa snapped, the Author didn't respond because he was too busy coming up with a line for Pinkie Pie.
"Come on girls, this will be so exciting!" Pinkie Pie bounced ahead, the rest of the gang followed her. Shining Armor appeared from the snow.
"Twily, you made it!" He ran towards Twilight.
"Shiny!" Twilight ran towards Shining Armor and they embrace. (Like hugging... Not kissing ya freaks.)
"People be crazy you know what I mean." Nappa smirked.
Why are you so talkative today?
"I don't know why just feel like talking to ya."
"Oh hiya Author, I was wondering when you'll include my fourth wall breaking skills, so I decided to do it myself!" Pinkie Pie grinned ear to ear.
Stop breaking the fourth wall! Stop it! No breaking the fourth wall! No breaky!
"But why?" Pinkie Pie and Nappa asked at the same time.
I got done with a test and you could say I'm testy right now because I and just... UGH!!!! Just don't do it right now, later, next chapter.
"Do you Pinkie Promise?"
Sigh Fine, Cross my heart, hope to fly, and stick a cupcake in my eye. There I did it.
"Yay!"
"We better get go now, there are some things we don't want to run into after dark." Shining Armor said darkly.
"The fuck do you mean?" Nappa arched an eyebrow. Shining Armor looked back at Nappa.
"Hopefully you don't find out." Nappa frowned, he was virtually the strongest one here. He is the best at combat, he has years of experiences and Nappa's power level is higher than Shining Armor's.
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"Something keeps on trying to come in, we think it's the unicorn king who originally cursed the place" Shining Armor said looking back at the group.
"Hold on, a king? I thought Equestria only had girls for rulers" Everyone deadpanned at Nappa. "Well, all of you give off this "girl power" vibe and men are helpless so we'll save them. All of you are girls, why can't it be three boys and three girls? It would be balanced, as all things should be." Nappa laughed nervously as sweat dropped from his forehead despite the cold. "Okay I'll shut up now."
The wind howled fiercely.
"We need to get to the Crystal Empire, fast!" Shining Armor's face was one of worry as a large shadow like figure appeared behind them. Nappa turned around and his eyes locked with the beast. It was the unicorn king Shining Armor talked about. Everypony ran so Nappa ran after the ponies. A huge dome was in sight, it glimmered a bit. Shining Armor stopped, Nappa tried to stop but slipped and fell on his back.
"Shit!" Nappa cursed, Nappa got up and saw that Shining Armor had his horn infected by crystals. "Go! I'll buy you some time!" Nappa charged at the shadow and Shining Armor took this opportunity and ran towards the dome. Nappa punched the Shadow in his face where there wasn't shadow. The shadow growled.
"Who are you?" The shadow growled, Nappa showed the shadow his middle finger.
"Nappa, one of the last remaining Saiyans in the universe. Mind telling me your name?" Nappa folded his arms across his chest.
"Very well, I'll tell you. Not that it will matter anyway because you will die, my name is King Sombra." Sombra towered over Nappa. Nappa got into his fighting stance, Sombra turned into his pony form and ran at Nappa. He conjured up a black crystal scythe, Nappa side-stepped an attack from Sombra and punched his face. It made him stumble back a bit. "Not bad..." Nappa was in shock, no pony or creature had withstood a punch from him and shrugged it off. He was the first and hopefully the last, Sombra struck Nappa with his scythe cutting his arm. Nappa was bleeding, how could this be?! Nappa was blasted by a dark magic bolt. Nappa skidded to a halt and looked up, Sombra ran at Nappa horn pointing at him, Nappa flew at Sombra and donkey kicked Sombra's ugly mug. Sombra skidded back and saw Nappa popping his knuckles, Sombra dispelled his scythe and punched Nappa in his face. Nappa stumbled back a little but quickly advanced and punched Sombra who blocked it by lifting his foreleg. Sombra shot his dark magic at Nappa who jumped in the air and shot a Ki blast down at him, dust blocked Nappa's vision. Suddenly he was gripped by shadow and was thrown into onto the ice, Nappa bounced in the air by the impact and was blasted by Sombra. Nappa was thrown into an ice wall, Nappa spit on the ground, there was blood. Nappa growled and his Ki exploded, Nappa flew at Sombra who made a shield blocking Nappa's attack.
"Arm Crash!" To Nappa's surprise the barrier didn't shatter like it did to Chrysalis, instead Nappa was thrown back into the icy floor. "Impossible!" Nappa was panicking, how did his shield not shatter? How?! The shadow gripped Nappa's leg, "My leg doesn't bend that way, my leg doesn't bend that way!" SNAP!!! Nappa let out a scream of agony.
Meanwhile in the Crystal Empire...
Nappa's scream was heard as Twilight and her friends looked outside the dome.
"Nappa!" Twilight hurried to the dome but was held back by Applejack, Twilight looked back at Applejack with worry painted on her face. "Nappa is in trouble we have to help!"
"Nappa is the strongest one here, what do ya think Sombra will do to ya huh?" Twilight stopped, with a sigh she looked outside.
"I hope he's okay."
Back to Nappa
Nappa was on his stomach trying to get up but couldn't. Sombra laughed sadistically, Sombra charged up a strong magical blast from his horn.
"Well, this monkey seems like he had enough." Nappa growled in pure unadulterated anger.
"Okay, Pony Frieza, racist." Nappa looked up at Sombra who stood tall.
"Goodbye, monkey." Sombra unleashed the blast making Nappa go across the frozen north and into an icy trench. Nappa hit the sides of the trench and finally fell at the bottom.
"Ow."
A few hours later...
"Kami makes no mistakes, you're on the right track baby, you are bald this way." Nappa sang as he waited to be picked up by his friends.
"He's down here!" He heard a voice, his eyes lit up.
"EYYYYY!!!!" Nappa laughed but his laughter turned into a coughing fit. "Ey" Nappa now said weakly. It took ten, ten pegasi guards to pick him up. Which was insulting to him. Nappa had to be carried to the Crystal Empire and stay in bed for atleast a week, his Saiyan genes kicked it and he had to stay there for only three days!
"And that's a wrap!" Nappa laughed as the chapter ends.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Name- Nappa
Race - Saiyan
Age - Surprisingly 50 years old even though he looks thirty.
Appearance - Nappa wears a green scouter, on his head. He says that it detects power levels, Nappa has a shiny bald head and black eyes. Nappa wears armor that has yellow shoulder pads and a yellow circle around his gut. The rest of the armor color is black with some white. Nappa also has wrist armor which is basically the colors I described to you. Nappa also has a monkey tail which can be used for combat. He is also 6'10, pretty impressive in height, er, atleast to us.
Origin - Nappa is from Planet Vegeta who seemingly was a General in the Saiyan Army. Nappa was born into a rich family and was sent to war at the age of fifteen. Nappa came back changed and hardened, Nappa was partnered up with young Vegeta, (The son of King Vegeta, who names their planet after themselve as well as their son? That gets really confusing) after Planet Vegeta was destroyed by Frieza, though he did not admit he destroyed it, Nappa, Vegeta, and this Raditz worked under Frieza for awhile, killing for him, fighting for him, doing everything for him. Eventually he found himself on earth and played with them, then this Goku figure nearly kills Nappa, Vegeta then finishes the job and kills him and after a series of events that Nappa won't tell me no matter how hard I ask he was revived. Nappa then spent his time movie producing and started to run out of ideas after a few years. So he came here.
My personal thoughts on Nappa - I think Nappa is... Special, he has so much potential and is always unexpected, everyday is an adventure with him. Either it's fighting creatures of the Everfree Forest or pirate fighting he always has something to say or do.
Nappa's varying abilities - Nappa's skills in combat are... Very, very, very dangerous. From what I've seen when walking in the Everfree Forest he defeated an Alpha Timberwolf, beat a Cragadile, Killed a Hydra, and slayed a Dragon, he was about to fight an Ursa Major but Rainbow Dash thankfully stopped him. Nappa is always determined to get stronger, training every night and day even when he's healing from a battle. Nappa can withstand gravity twelve times the gravity of Equis. Which I think is a pretty memorable feat, if Nappa is angry you should probably run.
Saiyan Biology - Saiyans have the most unique biology known to pony kind. Every time a Saiyan is near to death and survives, he gets a "Zenkai boost" which is whole "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" jig, Nappa said that Saiyans turn into a giant ape. While doesn't actually said it, I believe he meant it.
This marks the end of this letter, I hope this information will be helpful to you Princess Celestia.
From your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
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Twilight finished writing her letter.
"Spike come here!" Spike was on it within a second, he sends the message via dragon fire.
"What was that message for?" Spike asked, Twilight looked at Nappa reading a Daring Do book.
"Oh nothing." Twilight giggled, Spike shook his head.
"Girls will be girls Spike, you don't understand them but you just have to pretend you do." Nappa laughed, Twilight deadpanned at Nappa. Eventually they all bursted out laughing.
Author's Note
Send me your OCs, I'll need five, make them not from Equis, because the next chapter is going to be wild.
Name:
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Clank, clank, clank
That was the sound of the footsteps as the soldiers walked by. Byron walked inside in a space where his allies were. The Brute Force, the team includes, Ocari, a Namekian with a power level of 5000, he is a rogue Namek who hates peace and loves destruction. Zalmon, a Yardrat with a power level of 8000, he is the exact opposite of a regular Yardrat, he is rude and violent, Ocari and Zalmon get along pretty well. Then there is Byron, a Human with a power level of 1000, the weakest of the bunch, he was abducted by the Brute Force, Byron is not much of a fighter but he will fight if he needs to. Sai, an Android with an estimated power level of 12,000, Sai is an emotionless and smart Android with skills that rivals the Captain. Captain Axel of the brute force, a Human, with a power level of 15,000 he is cocky and loves to watch his enemies suffer when pissed off, when he isn't he is a reasonable fellow.
Byron has blond hair and blue eyes, he is 6'3 despite his age, (12) compared to everyone in the Brute Force he is skinny as fuck. He wears a training outfit that is white and blue, white and blue sweat pants, and a white and blue jacket.
Ocari has a spiky head and red eyes, he is an albino Namekian, he has the exact same color scheme as a normal Namekian would but instead of green it's white. He is also 6'10, he always wears the Brute Force uniform which is like the Ginyu Force uniform, but brown and yellow with a fist as their logo.
Zalmon has the same look as the Yardrat planet Goku crashed on, he has yellow eyes and is 5'1 and he has long whiskers that are about two feet long. Zalmon always wears Yardrat clothing, despite his nature Zalmon still clings to his people's culture
Sai has pale skin and a dark black bowl cut, he has black emotionless eyes. He is 6'6 and always wears a training suit much like Byron's but black and red.
Captain Axel, has blood red hair, his hair reaches to his shoulders, and like Ocari, always wears the Brute Force uniform.
Byron walks inside the gym where the Brute Force normally hangout, all eyes were on him. Byron walks up to the Brute Force with a clipboard in hand.
"What is it?" Captain Axel asked as Byron gave him the clipboard.
"I found a potential candidate for the force," Byron said looking at Captain Axel with high expectations. Captain Axel smirked.
"Come on boys, we're recruiting a Saiyan!" The Brute Force cheered meanwhile Sai's lips moved close to a smile.
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Nappa yawned, he was tired of all the repairing. Nappa was fixing up his ship when he had a bad feeling in his gut. Nappa jumped out of his ship, and looked in the air, Nappa walked to the middle of the town and looked up. Expecting something to enter the atmosphere, Nappa received looks from ponies as they stopped to see him.
"Nappa? What are you doing?" Twilight looked at Nappa tilting her head, Nappa didn't respond as Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity looked up in the air.
"Stand back" Nappa spoke, his voice was serious so they stepped back. Something entered the atmosphere it was like a mini Frieza ship, very, mini. The ship lands fifteen feet away from them. Five figures jumped out of the ship, Nappa only heard rumors about them well, looks like the rumors were true. It was the Brute Force. "The Brute Force..." Nappa stepped forth, the ponies gave each other looks, Fluttershy was hiding behind her wings, she was curled up in a ball.
"The Brute Force?" Twilight turned to Applejack.
"They give me bad vibes..." Applejack had an uneasy feeling coming from the Brute Force.
"So you have heard of us," The red-haired one said in a gruff voice.
"Yep, Captain Axel, Sai, Ocari, Zalmon, and who is this Human?" Byron frowned, angered his name was not known throughout the Galaxy.
"My name is Byron asshole, listen here Nappa. We know you're a Saiyan and as you know Saiyans are hard to come by these days," Nappa clenched his fists and teeth in anger. "So we'll be needing you to join," Byron said fixing his scouter.
"I refuse." Nappa crossed his arms.
"This isn't a choice, you will join us." Ocari stepped forth, Nappa frowned.
"No, I don't think I will" Nappa smiled, Captain Axel sighed.
"Why does this always have to go the hard way." Ocari flew at Nappa with his fist out ready to strike, Nappa caught his fist and kneed him in the gut, the force of Nappa's blow sent Ocari flying but was caught by Zalmon.
"Zalmon, Ocari, go! We'll follow you, Byron you stay here and make sure these ponies don't go message their leader or some shit." Byron nodded as Zalmon grabbed Nappa and threw him into the air in an instant, Ocari, and Zalmon rushed Nappa as they flew into the air and passed Ponyville, Sai and Captain Axel followed but did nothing combative. Byron glared at the ponies who quickly fled, Byron was punched by Rainbow Dash. Byron stumbled back and glared at Rainbow Dash.
"Come on tough guy, think you can handle me?" Byron growled and got into his fight stance. Rainbow Dash, being a master of Karate gets in her fighting stance.
"Rainbow Dash, what do you think you are doing?!" Twilight was panicking, new aliens came here for Nappa and as long as Byron is here she couldn't send a message to Princess Celestia.
"Doing something, I can't pass up an opportunity to kick some alien flank." Twilight's head was hurting so she just sat down and rubbed her forehead with her front hooves.
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They were in an empty plain field, Nappa was dodging and slapping away Ki blasts, Captain Axel watched it all smirking. Nappa flew at Ocari and punched his face, Ocari stumbled back. Zalmon rushed Nappa from the back attempting to be sneaky, Zalmon tried kicked Nappa's back but the man grabbed Zalmon's kick and threw him into Ocari, and shot a Bomber DX at them. Zalmon and Ocari were on the ground but then got up, Zalmon put two fingers to his forehead and started to teleport around, Nappa's eyes widened in shock. He was teleporting so fast Nappa couldn't see him, Nappa was kicked in the face and then grappled by a stretched Namekian arm. Ocari threw Nappa far, Nappa skidded across the plains and stopped. Nappa got up and Zalmon was in his face in an instant! Nappa was kicked in the face, Nappa grabbed Zalmon's leg and Zalmon teleported away but he teleported Nappa too! Nappa broke Zalmon's leg and shot a Ki blast at his stomach and blasted him far, far, far into the Everfree Forest, Zalmon found himself on top of a log in a swamp-like area.
"Damn that Saiyan..." Zalmon was launched into the air and saw that it wasn't a log, but a Cragadile. Zalmon screamed in horror as the Cragadile opened its mouth and bit on Zalmon's body, the Cragadile shook him around in his teeth like a dog would and then ate his corpse.
Back to Nappa, Ocari was charging up, the empty field started to shake. Ocari turned into a giant Namekian! He stood 288 feet tall towering over Nappa, despite his overwhelming size he was still weaker than Nappa. Ocari slammed his fist down at Nappa, Nappa jumped up and landed on his arm, Nappa ran up his arms with two Ki blasts in his hands, Nappa shot them at Ocari's eyes. Ocari grasped his hands, but before he could do that Nappa flew out the way, Nappa flew ten feet away from Ocari and the punched Ocari in his chest. Ocari fell down and Nappa shot a bunch of Ki blasts at Ocari, Ocari got up and slapped Nappa away. Nappa hit the floor, Ocari was about to step on Nappa but Nappa vanished, next thing Ocari knew his leg was cut off! Nappa was next to Ocari's face.
"Arm Crash!" Nappa punched Ocari's right cheek so hard Ocari had his neck snapped. The colossal corpse fell down, Ocari's corpse shrunk back to normal size. "Fucking bitch..."
"They were weak anyway, we can replace them with you once we convince ya." Captain Axel waved it off but Sai could tell Captain Axel was angry.
"Well, well, who fucking cares? Fuck off, this I'd your last warning. Fuck. Off." Nappa said crossing his arms.
"It would seem that I will have to fight you. I believe this shall be relatively easy and long as I dont go in close quarters." Sai got into his fighting stance and Nappa fell into his, there was a pause... Then they flew at each other.
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Rainbow Dash was getting her ass handed to her in her own turf, the sky, Byron tossed her around like a ragdoll. Byron kicked Rainbow Dash down with an axe kick, slamming her into the earth. Byron charged up a Ki blast to finish the job but Twilight made a bubble shield. The force of the Ki blast shook her to her very core. She grunted in effort as she held the bubble up. Byron laughed at the Twilight's struggle shooting Ki blast after Ki blast, Twilight couldn't hold up for long and Rarity knew that. So she shot a magical bolt at Byron, she may not know about magic much but she sure as hell knows how to shoot a magic bolt. That was shown as Byron hit the ground and got up but was suddenly lassoed by the arm and was spun and then slammed into the earth once again by Applejack.
"I gotcha you varmint!" Byron growled and shot up into the air Applejack unfortunately she did not let go. "Help!" She cried at they were several meters above the ground.
"Not so cocky now, are we?" Byron laughed, but was punched by Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash quickly grabbed her friends landed her safely back on the ground. When Byron was done recoiling he was punched in the face by Rainbow Dash who was in anger. Byron was getting pummeled by Rainbow Dash, Byron shot a Ki blast at Fluttershy knowing she couldn't dodge it in time
"NO!!!!" The ponies cried, they couldn't see the poor pegasus as dust covered the place Fluttershy was at, when the dust cleared she was perfectly fine but Spike wasn't. He lied in front of her unconscious. He fucked up, Byron fucked up. Pinkie Pie was gonna kill this bitch.
Now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up Byron
Byron saw that Rainbow Dash disappeared. Pinkie Pie sighed and loaded her Cannon with... something.
"The fuck is that gay pony?" Byron was suddenly hit with a speeding pony going at mach ten speeds. Byron landed in Ponyville where the girls were waiting, Byron was in a deep crater. Byron got up wanting to not die, he saw Twilight. Her eyes were white and glowing she was overflowing with magic.
"Fuck"
Byron was blasted with a magical blast that could rival a Brean Cannon. Byron held his ground, not wanting to be blown away. He was pushed back but held his ground making trenches in the dirt road. When the blast was finished Byron was smoking, Byron coughed and fell on his knees. Applejack went up and bucked him the chest so hard he went flying into their ship. Pinkie Pie was on the ship and when Byron got up was blasted with so much confetti and cake Byron was buried in it. Pinkie Pie put a little cherry on top.
Fatality
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Boom! Crash! Kaboom!
Those were the sounds as Nappa and Sai clashed, making huge shockwaves in the sky and air. Ki blasts hit the ground shaking the earth as Nappa and Sai fly high in the air. Nappa dodged a kick to the head from Sai, it did however made minimal contact making a streak of blood fall from his head. Nappa grunted in effort as he punches Sai in the face, Sai was sent hurling to the ground. Sai rolled on his feet and shot multiple red Ki blasts at Nappa.
"Hell's Rain!" Sai shouted as thousands upon thousands of red Ki blasts rained on Nappa. Nappa evaded them as best he could as each missed Ki blast made a crater in the earth. When all the Ki blast were done raining down on Nappa dust filled the air.
"I do not see the Saiyan's power level in my readings. He may be-" Sai was punched in the face by Nappa. Nappa shot a Ki blast at his stomach.
"Go to hell!" Nappa roared as Sai was blasted off into the distance. Nappa has to catch his breath, Sai was a tough opponent to him. Nappa turned his head to Captain Axel.
"Heh, that attack just scratched Sai" Captain Axel chuckled, Nappa turned around as Sai was back on top of him punching him left and right. Sai was about to shoot another rain of Ki blasts on to him but Nappa made a Ki blade which Sai quickly backed off. Nappa's eyes were more fierce than any storm.
"Yeah, back off Lil' bitch!" Nappa steps forth to which Sai made his own Ki sword. It was blood red, Nappa opened his eyes in shock but quickly went back to his fierce look.
"Kick his ass Sai!" Captain Axel cheered, as both of them fight with their Ki blades on the ground. Nappa obviously has the high ground, pushing Sai back. Sai was having trouble keeping as Nappa cuts his arm off. Oil seeped from the arm and his torso but Sai's will to fight did not decrease. With every slash and scratch, Sai was going down. Nappa spun around and decapitated him, Sai's face was in pure shock. He had never been defeated, never but there he was, his decapitated head on the ground as well as his body.
"How?" Sai asked looking at Nappa.
"I have the power of God and anime on my side bitch." Nappa stomped on Sai's head, crushing it. Nappa turned to Captain Axel with shock on his face. Captain Axel growled, all of his men, defeated! Captain Axel realized that he still had Byron and suddenly relaxed. He looked up into the sky and saw their space ship flying off.
"Byron? Yes, get reinforcements!" Captain Axel grinned, they were getting a Saiyan!
"Not today bitch!" Nappa shot a powerful Ki blast at the ship and it exploded. Captain Axel's face was in pure horror.
"How dare... How dare... You... You killed them all! YOU KILLED ALL OF MY FRIENDS!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!" Captain Axel rammed into Nappa with the force of a great typhoon.
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Byron emerged from his delicious prison. Byron shoved a piece of cake in his mouth and walked out of the cake prison. The ponies were not facing them, their backs were turned their attention was to Spike. Byron let out a sadistic grin as he charges up a Ki blast he looks at Twilight who was holding the injured Dragon.
"DIE!!!!! " Byron boomed as he shot the Ki blast at Twilight. Fluttershy pushed Twilight out of the way as she was blasted by Byron. She was shot into a building, thankfully it didn't collapse but the looks on the ponies' faces were full of rage. Byron charged up another Ki blast, his ultimate technique.
"Planet Breaker!" This attack indeed breaks planets but does not destroy one. Twilight shot her own blast attack to try and combat Byron's attack. As Ki and Magic clash Twilight was no match for the raw power of Ki. Magic may have more tricks but not more power.
"Come on Sugarcube! Don't let him win!" Applejack cheered, the ponies started to give their own cheers.
"Twilight, Twilight, you're the mare, if you don't win we'll be in despair" Pinkie Pie cheered with pompoms, somehow, she has pompoms.
"Don't let this ruffian get away with hurting my Spikey-wikey!" Rarity violently cheers ready to rip Byron's face off.
"We've defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Chrysalis, this guy is nothing!" Rainbow Dash boomed (Yes, I had to.)
"You have the Magic of Friendship!" Twilight's eyes opened wide, she did have the Magic of Friendship. She had defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, and technically Chrysalis.
"They're right, we've beaten foe after foe, you are just like them. Scared, scared of us, scared of friendship!" Twilight's eyes turned white and glowing as magic overflowed her body. Byron's Ki was getting pushed back!
"No... No, no, no! I will not be beaten by these stupid ponies!" Byron was panicking his Ultimate attack was getting pushed back rapidly.
"Well, these stupid ponies have friendship, something you'll never have!" Rainbow Dash spat, that insult hit him like a truck. He truly never had friends, his "friends" treat him like a pet, never as their equal. On top of that, he was ripped from his homeworld, Earth.
Flashback
"Mr. Colder?" The young Byron looked at a shadowy figure on his throne.
"Yes?" The shadowy figure turned towards Byron
"Why can't I see my mommy?" The shadowy figure paused and sighed deeply.
"Come here," He tapped his lap and Byron sat on it.
"Let me tell you a lesson I learned when I was very young. About your age actually." The shadowy figure chuckled.
The shadowy figure told him the story, the story when he had to be brutal, where he had to struggle, where he had to climb the mountain to rise from the top. He told the young Byron to trust no one and only trust yourself because they will all betray you in the end.
Just like Byron's mother did to Byron.
End of Flashback
Byron let out a blood-curdling scream as Byron was blasted. Byron wasn't launched into space or anything like that, he didn't move at all. Byron stood where he stood arms in front of him covering his face. Smoke emanated from him, Byron fell on his back and Twilight fell on her side due to exhaustion. While her friends tend to her Byron looked over at the ship, it was a little damaged, Byron pulled out the controller to the ship's bridge. He turned the bridge on and the bridge fell from the ship. Byron crawled to the ship, crawling through bread and frosting. Rainbow Dash looked over to Byron.
"Where do you think you're going?" Rainbow Dash step forth, Byron crawled to the bridge as fast as he could, but he knew he wouldn't make it. Tears fell down his cheek, he wanted to see his father, he wanted to see Colder.
"Rainbow Dash, stop," Twilight said shocking everyone in the area.
"Why? He hurt Spike and Fluttershy! He needs to pay!" Rainbow Dash growled, Byron struggled to get up the ship bridge, slipping down it because of the frosting on his chest.
"Ah agree with Rainbow Dash on this one, why?" Applejack arched an eyebrow.
"If we do... W-we would be no better than him..." They went silent, Rainbow Dash groaned and walked to her friends. Byron was now up the ship and lifted the bridge up with the remote. Byron struggled to get up but with the help of an iron bar he got up. He used the iron bar as a walking stick, he sat on the seat to the control panel and pressed "To home ship" and blasted off. He was going to start a new life, go back to earth and hopefully, hopefully, get a decent family and live out his life from there, but his dreams came crashing down in flames, literally as the ship he was on blew the smithereens and him as well.
Present Time
Nappa was thrown like a ping-pong ball. Captain Axel threw Nappa to the ground with a huge punch.
"Ow." Nappa got up and was gut-punched and was kicked in the face, Nappa pushed back.
"That was for Zalmon!" Captain Axel glared, Nappa punched Captain Axel but shrugged it off, they went back and forth. Fists clashing, kicks are thrown, blasts countering each other, it was a full-on brawl. Nappa grabbed Captain Axel's face and slammed it into the ground and shot a Ki blast out of the hand the was currently grabbing his head. Nappa blasted not one, but fifteen times, each blast making a deeper crater than before. Captain Axel grabbed Nappa's and threw him across the now rocky field. There was debris of rocks, there were now pieces of earth sticking up from the ground like spikes. This place was a wasteland of destruction, Nappa flew at Captain Axel and tried to kick Captain Axel's chest. Captain Axel caught the kick and spun around and threw him across the rocky field once more. Nappa flew at Captain Axel determined to beat the ever-loving shit out of him. Captain Axel instead of grabbing one of his limbs actually kicked Nappa in the nose with his boot. Nappa was sent hurling in the air, Captain Axel followed him as they were now several feet above the ground, Captain Axel shot a Ki blast at Nappa and he hit the earth.
"That was for Ocari!" Captain Axel roared as he flew after Nappa, he was about to punch him deep in the earth but Nappa dodged it and kicked Captain Axel into one of the deeper craters that was the result of Sai's "Hell's Rain" and shot a Bomber DX making Captain Axel go into a cavern that was right below them. Nappa follows Captain Axel, Captain Axel fell into a big lake in the cavern. Nappa shot a powerful blast that he totally did not steal from Raditz.
"Weekend!" Nappa shot a purple Ki blast at Captain Axel. Captain Axel dodges the attack by a millimeter, he turns towards Nappa and checks for blood. There was blood on his forehead, he growled and flew up and out of the water. He shot a Ki blast at Nappa who slapped it away, Nappa rubbed the back of his hand, it actually hurt his hand. Captain Axel flew at Nappa who elbowed his nose, Nappa now had a bloody broken nose. Captain Axel kicked him up and shot him out of the cavern and he follows Nappa and kicks him into the Everfree Forest. He was in the air trying to spot Nappa.
"That was for Sai!" Captain Axel wiped the blood coming from his head. Nappa was right in a manticore's den, Nappa saw the manticore ripped its scorpion tail off and flew at Captain Axel slapped him with it so hard that the Author was slapped in the face.
Motherfu-
Falls off chair
"That was for breaking that Pinkie Promise!" Nappa yelled, Captain Axel had a look of confusion on his face.
Oh, oh no...
"Yeah, you better run." Nappa chuckled
Proceeds to run out of a house like a madman
Captain Axel headbutts Nappa so hard that I'm sure everypony heard the impact. Nappa snarled in pain as he nurses his shiny bald head which was now dropping in blood. Captain Axel's head was now dripping with blood too.
"That... Was for... Byron..." Captain Axel said between breaths. Captain Axel then sledgehammered Nappa into the earth, Nappa was stuck, he couldn't get up. Captain Axel charged up a blood-red Ki blast.
"Finish Crash!" He shot the Ki blast at Nappa which caused a giant explosion that every creature from Canterlot all the way to Las Pegasus could see.
In Ponyville
"What in tarnation was that?!" Applejack's mouth fell agape. Twilight feared the worse.
"Nappa!" Twilight hurried off towards the explosion.
"Darn it Twilight, Pinkie Pie, you stay here!" Pinkie Pie salutes and Applejack chased after Twilight, Rainbow Dash follows them.
As they ran passed the hiding timberwolves and the scared manticores Rainbow Dash flew in front of Twilight.
"Wait a minute, Twilight you need to stop and think and that's coming from me!" Rainboe Dash blocked Twilight's path.
"She's right, we could barely handle Byron so what do you think what will happen to us when he fight the boss of him. He's probably five times stronger than Byron so we would probably die if we meet him." Applejack said, Twilight paused but shook it off.
"I don't care, he needs help!" Twilight rushed off towards Nappa, Rainbow Dash facehoofed. When they arrived there it was a sight to see. Nappa was bloody and bruised, he was getting beaten to a bloody pulp. Punch, crack, punch! Nappa looked like a soft breeze could push him down, yet he still stood.
"Not so fun, being on the ropes? Having all odds against you? That's how it felt to be Byron!" Captain Axel punched Nappa and Nappa stumbled back, still standing.
"Byron had to train his ass off to be the best, to make it on our team! Though he never met the requirements he still tried! All his life, it was a struggle, he wanted to be free! He wanted to have freedom! But you took it all away when you killed him!" Captain Axel gut-punched Nappa, Nappa coughed up blood.
"K-killed...? Nappa would... Nappa is..." Twilight started to breathe fast.
"Twi calm down, I'm sure he-" Applejack was cut off by Nappa.
"Yeah I killed him, because if I didn't you would kill this planet's inhabitants! You would kill my friends!" Nappa punched Captain Axel in the face, Captain Axel wasn't fazed by the hit he received.
"Like you killed my friends? After I'm done with you, I will make sure your friends suffer a fate far worse than death!" Captain Axel kneed Nappa's chin, Nappa was stunned but quickly got his footing.
"Axel... You leave me with no choice..." Nappa flew back ten feet away from Captain Axel. Nappa had a yellow glowy orb in his hand and threw it into the air! "Burst open and mix!" He clenched his fist, Nappa started to grow, hair grew rapidly threw out his body becoming fur. Nappa was enormous, easily the size of an Ursa Major.
"This is the end for you! " Nappa roared, Captain Axel's anger turned into horror. He saw Great Ape Nappa, and I think he wet himself. Nappa punched Captain Axel so hard there as a large smack noise. Captain Axel flew across the field and into a pile of rocks. Captain Axel flew our of the pile of rocks and saw Great Ape Nappa throwing a large chunk of earth at him. Captain Axel shot a Ki blast at the blowing it up, dust filled the air and Captain Axel coughed up some dust he accidentally inhaled. He was suddenly grabbed by a large hand.
"Come on little piggy, let me hear you squeal " And squeal he did as Captain Axel let out a blood-curdling scream of agony. His bones were getting crushed and the air was getting pushed out of him. The ponies were in too much horror and shock to say anything.
"Mercy... Please... Have mercy!" Tears fell down Captain Axel's face Nappa's primal urges took over, he wasn't in control anymore.
"Mercy? That's no fun, looks like I'll have to kill you " Great Ape Nappa grinned.
"No... No please! Don't do this!" Captain Axel cried, his cries ceased when he was thrown to the ground and was getting stomped on.
"Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, DIEEEEE!!!!! " With every "Die" Nappa stomped on Captain Axel, he was beyond dead, he was super dead.
"Nappa, stop!" Great Ape Nappa paused, and looked at Twilight with tears flooding her eyes.
"You're better than this, you're not them! You're funny, you're kind, you're the nicest alien I've met! Please... Please stop" Twilight cried out, Nappa paused.
"Close in and cease..." The artificial moon vanished and Nappa turned back to normal. Nappa walked towards Twilight and tears fell from his eyes.
"Twilight, I'm so sorry." They hug each other as they full on wail. Applejack and Rainbow Dash felt very awkward.
And fini-
Here's Pinkie!
HOLY SHI-
Author's Note
Nappa's PL was 13000. Oh and also sorry I haven't been posting lately, I usually won't post on the weekends. :)
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Nappa's eyes jolted up, he was in a hospital bed, three hospital beds actually. He looked to his left, he saw Fluttershy and Spike on life support.
"Spike? Fluttershy?" Nappa's voice was hoarse, Nappa cleared his throat gaining the attention of the two.
"Hello Nappa" Fluttershy had a sweet smile on her face, though Nappa couldn't hear Fluttershy he smiled.
"Yo..." Spike waved at Nappa weakly, Nappa smiled they were okay. The door opened, a doctor and their friends were there.
"Thank Celestia, you're alive!" Twilight let out a sigh of relief.
"It's my fault they're here. If I actually fought Byron-" Nappa was cut off by Rainbow Dash.
"You couldn't do anything, you had to fight four aliens. It was our fault we were careless enough to let this happen." Everypony in the room looked at Raimbow Dash strangely. "What?" Rainbow Dash shrugged.
"Are you Rainbow Dash? Or are ya a changeling" Applejack joked, Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.
"I will make a recovery party when you recover" Pinkie Pie said loudly, but then earned glares from other ponies including Nappa.
Me who made that Pinkie Pie line
Hm, it seems like this floor is made out of floor.
"They don't deserve this, the is a brown bag in my ship, they have magical beans that heal creatures instantly" Nappa said turning towards Pinkie Pie. "Get them" Pinkie Pie nodded and seemingly vanished from sight.
"Weirdo..." Nappa said with a slight chuckle.
"Magic beans?" Twilight asked.
"That heals creatures instantly?" The doctor added.
"Yup" Nappa smirked, Pinkie Pie came back.
"The beans only have two." Nappa groaned, curse his cockiness, thinking he only needed two.
"Give them to Fluttershy and Spike." Nappa looked at Pinkie Pie, she nodded and fed the two the magic beans. Almost instantly their wounds were healed. They got up on their feet.
"Thank you" Fluttershy said not looking Nappa in the eye.
"Thanks, beans tasted bitter but thanks" Spike rubbed the back of his head.
"You're welcome." Nappa sighed, "I have several questions, how long have I been out, when can I get out, can I get an empty book and a pencil, and is the moon made out of cheese?" Nappa inquired, the ponies deadpanned Nappa.
"You've been out for two days, you'll get out in two weeks, sure you can have one and no, the moon is not made out of cheese." The Doctor said as a nurse comes in with a book and pencil.
"Thanks." Nappa said as the nurse sets it down on his lap.
"Celestia wants to talk with you in private. So I will ask everypony to leave the room." The nurse turned towards everypony, they left the room including her. Princess Celestia entered.
"Yo." Nappa waved, Celestia sighed and looked at Nappa. "What's wrong?" Nappa could tell something was up.
"I need to ask you something." Celestia asked Nappa, Nappa smiled.
"Yeah, shoot ahead!" Nappa coughed, he shuddered.
"Do you believe in fate?
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Saiyan's Log, Day 1
Yeah so after she asked me that we went into a deep conversation about some shit, I can't remember it but anyone a nurse came up to me to take a sample of my blood, I said she could and she took a sample and left. I asked the doctor if they were taking any samples of blood they said no, weird...
Saiyan's Log, Day 2
Recently I saw Pinkie Pies down on the street, you heard my right, Pinkie Pies, it was like an army of them. They ran passed to hospital and since I was close to the window... Yeah I don't think I'll ever get over that.
Saiyan's Log, Day 5
I saw a huge dome over Ponyville, my first reaction was, "Is it an attack?" But it wasn't just a show mare.
Saiyan's Log, Day 12
Oh my fucking god! When am I going to get out of this hospital?! I heard that Twilight and her friends already had an adventure without me! AAAAAAAAA-
Saiyan's Log, Day 13
I just found out that I had to get out in another week. Why? Because if I did I wouldn't be able to walk properly. Why does this bullshit happen to me?
Nappa kicked down the door, it has been 21 days almost a month. Nappa couldn't handle it and walked outside, he made a full recovery, inhaled and screamed.
Author's Note
Those one was rushed for reasons.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Nappa walked down the streets of Ponyville, everyone waving at Nappa. He saved Ponyville after all, Nappa walks towards Sweet Apple Acres to get a job. Nappa just wants to be a part of society, Nappa knew that it was only a matter of time before Colder comes to Equestria. He knew... Oh, he knew that Colder will be the hardest fighter he ever faced. Colder, the Frost Demon who trained for years, older brother of King Cold and dominator of galaxies. Hell, he may be the strongest Frost Demon in the universe. Nappa walked up to the farm, Applejack thankfully spotted him.
"Howdy Nappa, what can I do ya for?" Applejack tipped her hat, Nappa giggled like a schoolgirl. He and his dirty mind, Applejack shot Nappa a confused look. Nappa got himself together and smiled.
"Uh, I'm looking for a job, I mean, I can't just do nothing forever you know?" Applejack scratched the back of her head.
"Uh... Why not? We could use some extra help." Applejack accepted reluctantly, Nappa jumped in the air and pumped his fist out.
"Yay!" Nappa beamed, Applejack had a bead of sweat drop from her face. She was going to regret this, wasn't she?
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Nappa had finished the biggest part of the orchard in one minute, one. Everypony on the farm was slackjawed.
"So... Can I get paid." Nappa as he put the last batch of buckets down in front of them. They nodded, feeling very light-headed, Nappa actually got 2,000 bits from that. Guess what Nappa did? Got a house, moved his stuff there, went on a shopping spree, and was done with moving. His home was next to the library, a block down actually. Nappa actually moved his ship too. Nappa sat on his bed and looked up into his ceiling.
"I'm so fucking bored," Nappa said unblinkingly, it was true, he had spent most of his day moving his stuff. Nappa was b to the d, (hehe) what should he do? What could he do? Nothing, that's it, nothing. As Nappa was thinking of what to do... He was unaware of the coming storm...
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Badlands Changeling Hive
A Changeling had just entered the hive with a syringe full of blood, he walked past several of the injured changelings, the changeling looked at the other Changelings that surrounded him, starving, sick, and hungry it, was his fault. It was his fault they failed the queen, it was his fault they didn't win, it was his fault this had happened! Well... He looked at the vial of blood in his hoof, they would soon have their revenge. He walked towards her queen's throne, the queen was thankfully there. The changeling bowed before his majesty.
"My queen, I've come with the blood of the ape." Chrysalis grinned fiendishly.
"Come, to the nursing home, Insector." Chrysalis walked down her thrown and walked towards the nursing home, Insector followed Chrysalis and saw multiple Changelings that looked around four.
"Are these... The first batch of babies? How did they-?" Before Insector finished Chrysalis shot him a glare.
"With an aging spell, of course, you must do some wrongs to make something right." Chrysalis smiled and looked at Insector, he nodded and started to put some blood into some of the Changelings. When he was nearing the last Changeling Chrysalis stopped Insector.
"Give him all of the blood." There was a look of horror on Insector's face.
"We were supposed to give the last to you-" Chrysalis glared into Insector's eyes who quickly shut up and poured the last sample of blood into the last Changeling youngling. The Changeling youngling shuddered and shifted, the Changeling youngling screamed in agony as its forelegs turned into hands it proceeds to turn into an anthro Changeling. The Changeling youngling looked at its hands and screamed. It scurried back into a wall, hyperventilating. Queen Chrysalis laughed, it worked like a charm.
"It worked, we have our warrior. Put them all into the den." Chrysalis couldn't help but smile but Insector couldn't help but gasp.
"That's the manticore den, how could-" Chrysalis gave Insector another glare, Insector hissed in defiance but quickly made the Changeling infants go to the den, including the anthro one.
"This will be entertaining" Chrysalis chuckled, it was an arena-like area and three manticores were set loose. Insector watched in disgust and horror as one by one the Changeling younglings fell, all but one. The anthro one. The bipedal Changeling was dodging fairly easily, it then out of nowhere shot a Ki blast at one and it dropped like a fly. The two manticores pounced on the Changeling youngling and the youngling shot a fist into one's skull knocking it towards a wall and shot a Ki blast at the other which died instantly. Insector's jaw hit the floor.
"And his name is Raptor." Chrysalis named the unnamed youngling. Chrysalis flew down to Raptor and held out a hoof, he took it.
"This is promising..."
Author's Note
Chrysalis made the younglings herself so... This chapter is messed up.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Nappa deadpanned the four little children things at his door. Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Spike had their puppy eyes ready.
"Can you please train us? We wanna learn how you fly and shoot cool beams out of your claws." Sweetie Belle asked Nappa, he deadpanned at the girls (and boy).
"No," Nappa said blankly, he wasn't going to teach Twilight so he is sure as hell isn't going to teach some kids.
"Please if you could just-" Nappa closed the door, and walked to his refrigerator. He opened it and the four were in there. "Pretty please?" They begged, Nappa grabbed a can of soda and closed the refrigerator door. He turned around and they were there, he opened the cap and drank. "We will do anything! " Nappa sighed.
"Why do you want this power? Why? To get a cutie mark? To be noticed? Tell me why and then I will maybe teach you." The fillies and drake flinched, Nappa was dead serious about not teaching Ki.
"I... I don't want to be left behind, Twilight is a prodigy at magic, Rainbow Dash is the fastest flyer in Equestria, Applejack is an athlete and a good farm worker, Fluttershy has a way with animals, Rarity is gorgeous and is good at solving problems, Pinkie Pie has her Pinkie Sense plus the laws of physics don't even apply to her! I... I'm scared that I'll end up cast aside like a tool that no longer has a use... I wanna be stronger!" A small tear escaped from Nappa's eyes it was barely noticeable, he turned towards the girls.
"And you three?" He asked who suddenly snapped back into reality after hearing Spike's speech. Applebloom went first.
"Ah wanna help around the farm, ah wanna make my family proud, like they could say "Wow Applebloom, thank you for stopping this monster." or something like that. Ah just wanna... Ah just wanna... Ah, wanna be remembered! Ah don't wanna be forgotten, ah'm scared that no one will remember me. That ah'll be like the wind." Nappa could relate to Applebloom, eventually, the universe is going to end. He knows this, but there's always otherworld, right? Scootaloo went next.
"I-I want to fly! I want to fly, ever since I was born I had a birth-defect and my wings... They won't work, at my age, they should but they just don't! I want to be like Rainbow Dash, she flies around without a care in the world, always going out on adventures! My parents are gone and I have no one but Rainbow Dash! She is the only pony I have and I don't want her to leave me when ponies start to... when ponies start to talk bad about Rainbow Dash about being with pegasi who can't even fly! I've seen you fly, I've seen you fly around without one care for the world, just like Rainbow Dash." Nappa couldn't take much more or he will break down in tears. God damn it why did he have to ask this? Now I'm sad. Last but certainly not least is Sweetie Belle.
"I... I don't think I can say anything that can even come close to those three." Sweetie Belle laughed.
"That's reasonable." Nappa chuckled, as he drank the rest of his soda to the drop. "Alright let's go." Nappa turned towards the door.
"R-really?" They couldn't believe it.
"You best be fucking coming with me or you won't get training." Nappa walked towards the door and opened it, the quartet followed and closed the door behind them. "Now where to? Uh... Follow me." Nappa walked towards a grassy field a few meters from Ponyville, he snapped his fingers, and the all lined up. He cleared his throat.
"Alright you four, each and every one of you has a desire and/or reason to be here. To get stronger, to be remembered, et cetera, et cetera! But we all know that you must fuel the desire with commitment and focus! This is training like no other, it's Ki training! I will be coaching and training all of you to the limit, by the end of the day you will be so tired and exhausted you wouldn't be able to walk, let alone talk. Which is why I'll be carrying you to your respective homes after the day is done. Before we do anything time to check your power levels." Nappa pressed a button on his scouter, he immediately laughed uncontrollably, the ponies (And Drake) looked at him with bewilderment.
"What's wrong?" They asked, Nappa, paused, and said nothing.
"Oh, nothing, okay so let's start with martial arts. The more you can grasp martial arts the more you can grasp Ki control. Ki control is all about the body, the mind, and the soul. The body is a vessel to which you can withstand hits, the mind is a bridge between the soul and body, the soul is your life force, your will, what makes you strive to be the very best like no one ever was." Nappa smiled at his little Pokemon reference, the four nodded, Spike was taking mental notes the others not so much.
"Okay, first we need to find your fighting stance, your fighting stance is a key element to martial arts. If you do not have a fighting stance you're fucked. Take mine, for example, Applebloom come up, I want you to try and hit me." Nappa went in his fighting stance.
"O-okay" Applebloom came up to Nappa, he nodded to her basically saying that he was ready, she nodded back. She tried to buck Nappa but his left fist grabbed her hoof, he let go making her lose her balance and fall on her butt.
"See? It's a good form, now I'm not saying you should-" He saw Spike perfectly being able to get in his stance. He paused. "Spike, what in the actual fuck?"
"Did I do something?" Spike asked, Nappa looked like he saw a ghost.
"You are the quickest learner I've ever seen." Nappa stood at him blankly, Spike had sweat drop from his forehead.
"Um, okay?" Spike was confused.
"Okay so get in a stance." The three ponies went into their own stances. He looked at their stances, Applebloom and Scootaloo were decent but Sweetie Belle was bad, like really bad. Nappa walked towards Sweetie Belle.
"Your stance is so bad that a mule would flatten you." Nappa insulted, he turned towards the mule was passing by. "No offense."
"None taken." The mule went off on his merry way. Nappa looked into Sweetie Belle's eyes.
"Look bitch, if you want to be strong you need to have a proper stance. Now here are the things wrong with your stance."
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It was getting late out and Celestia was setting her sun, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash set out to find their sisters/assistant as they call out their name they hear grunting. They walk up on a hill and they see Spike, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo going across the field and back.
"Again." Nappa smiled, and they ran again. Rainbow Dadh and Applejack walked up to Nappa.
"What in tarnation do ya think ya doing with my kid sister?" Applejack glared at Nappa who was unfazed
"Training them in martial arts" There was no way of sugarcoating it, he just said it. The four were steaming, he just stood there unbothered.
"My dear Sweetie Belle would never-" Rarity was cut off by the hoofsteps of the Nappa's students. Nappa turned towards them.
"What do we do next Sensei?" Sweetie Belle asked out of breath, Nappa felt like he was in Naruto.
"Did you brain wash them with your weird magic?!" Rainbow Dash flew in front of his face, he was getting tired of her.
"Shut the fuck up lesbian! I'm trying to do what a teacher would do. Class dismissed, Spike make sure to do that workout every morning." Nappa turned to Spike.
"Yes, Sensei!" Spike ninja bowed, Nappa was having the time of his life, who doesn't like Naruto? Probably Dragon Ball fans but whatever. They all leave the field and he was alone there, all alone. Then a dimensional hole appeared behind him, he turned around, it was Discord.
"Wanna prank some ponies" Discord had sun glasses on, Nappa smiled.
"Fuck yeah I do!" And he jumped in the portal.
Author's Note
Next chapter will be combat related.
Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
What A Beautiful Wedding.
Nappa saw the ponies party with a smile, he is going to join in but not now. As he looked on at the party he remembered a mission he was on with Vegeta a few years back.
Flashback
"Another one bites the dust Vegeta! Hey Vegeta, watch me kill this mother holding a child." Nappa smiled joyfully as he slaughtered the people of now Frieza Planet 619.
"Fine, I'll watch," Vegeta says snapping the neck of a child. He watches as Nappa closes in on the mother holding her child.
End of Flashback
As he remembered the flashback he was worried about if they found out. 'Would they still be his friends? Would they forgive him? Do they believe in second chances?' Nappa pondered as sweat dropped down from his forehead.
"Is something the matter Nappa?" Nappa turned around and got in a fighting stance. He gave up his stance when he saw who it was, Celestia.
"Ya scared me, word of advice; never scare a Saiyan. If you want to get punched then go on ahead!" Nappa laughed, Celestia's face was now one of worry.
"Nappa, you can tell me. You are now a citizen of Equestria so it is okay to tell me these things" Nappa pondered on if he should tell her. He decided not to pretty quickly.
"Nah, I won't tell ya. Not now at least." Nappa turned towards the party, how ponies were enjoying themselves.
"You should go to join them. It would be good for you."
"Bitch, you should go, you're a princess." Nappa turned to Celestia, who shook her head.
"I can't I am royalty." Celestia put her hoof down. Nappa deadpanned at her.
"Royalty my ass! I was a royal vizier and I still went to parties." Nappa shot back, it was now Celestia's turn to deadpan.
"A royalty vizier is nota the same as a princess..." Celestia was suddenly pulled by the ear.
"I don't give a damn! You're joining the party!" Celestia was caught off guard never was she held by the ear. The ponies gathered all around the dancefloor to see Nappa. "Author turn on some actual music" Nappa shouted to the heavens. The DJ was offended.
It's my time to shine.
Nappa did the multiform technique a move Krillin taught him a few months ago. There were four of them, and ready to dance.
"I can't believe it." All the Nappas chuckled as they started to dance, the original Nappa let go of Celestia. The dancing at first was slow, like waterbenders they were smooth with their movements very slow but very cool, like water, then as the beat picked up the dancing became upbeat, the Nappas were going all in, so fast the ponies weren't able to register. The Nappas started to dance faster and faster, then the beat dropped they were breakdancing like professionals. The dancing was shocking to the ponies the dancing was... Too much. Eventually, they started to dance not knowing. The Nappa's spun on their heads at the same time, making the ponies cheer, then the Nappa's pull out almost every single breakdancing move know to man, the Nappas were fast with their movements, the ponies went down to the dance floor and danced, obviously not as fast but they tried their best to keep up. The beat slowed and all the Nappa's started to dance slowly, the beat picked up once more, and the Nappa's shot Ki out of their hands two Ki orbs followed them, making the crowd go in awe. They do the windmill, the Ki following their feet. They were fast and fun with their dance, jackhammers were now thrown in with their dance. They did five full rotations in total, the ponies mouths fell agape, they proceed to do the torture dance, they were men on culture. The Nappas tapped danced furiously almost leaving footprints on the marble floor. The beat slowed then the Nappas slowed their dance movements dancing slowly like waterbenders, the ponies danced slowly as well, the Nappas started to pick up the hype once more! The Nappas danced faster than before Ki flew into the air circling the crowd like sharks. By now there were 50 Ki orbs among the crowd. As the song came to a close the Ki orbs shot up to the sky and made fireworks. The Nappas disappeared.
"Oh, god... I... Am so... Tired. I should really get back to training." Nappa said out of breath. Pinkie Pie bounced up to Nappa.
"You sure do know how to hype up a party!" Pinkie Pie smiled, Nappa couldn't help but smile at Pinkie Pie.
"How did you learn those dance moves? They're awesome! Obviously not as awesome as mine" Nappa sneered at Rainbow Dash who flinched under his eyes.
"Well, since you asked when I was back on Earth and producing movies, a dance teacher came up to me and saw my poor dance skills. He helped me a lot, his name is Darrel" Nappa looked at Rainbow Dash showing her his middle finger.
A few minutes passed, Nappa was sitting down on a table with a massive amount of cupcakes and fifteen cups of water beside him. Shining Armor walked up to him.
"Hello, I just wanted to thank you for saving Equestria and my... Fiance?" Shining Armor scratched the back of the head.
"You don't need to thank me, it was the right thing to do." Nappa was drinking out of his glass of water.
"Cadence saw you beat Chrysalis and kill those Changelings. Do you have any military experiences?" Shining Armor pulled out a chair from the table and sat down.
"Yeah actually, I was a General of the Saiyan army." Nappa reached out to his plate and ate a cupcake. Nappa always had a sweet-tooth.
"Really?" Shining Armor raised an eyebrow.
"At a young age, I was sent to war with the Tuffles. It was a bloody one, we wiped out their entire race." Nappa washed the cupcake down with water.
"That's horrible, how young were you?" Shining Armor was now interested in Nappa's story.
"Um, I think I was fourteen to fifteen back then, or maybe twelve. Meh, I'm sure I'll figure it out sooner or later." Nappa shrugged, Shining Armor's mouth hit the table.
"Y-you were sent to war at fifteen? That must be traumatizing!" Shining Armor shook his head.
"It is in our nature. Saiyans are the most battle-hungry race in the universe. We train at the age of four, our biology is far more interesting than others. Every time we are closer to death we get stronger, it is called a zenkai boost." Nappa stated as he reached for another cupcake. "Oh and also Cadence was there?"
"Yeah, didn't you see her stuck to the floor?" Nappa shook his head, "I guess when fighting you forget your surroundings."
"Not true, I saw Princess Celestia cacooned to the ceiling," Nappa said in defense.
"But not, what was right in front of you?" Nappa went silent as Shining Armor chuckles. Nappa started to chuckle as well, then went to full-on laughing. "What's so funny?"
"I thought of a joke, d-did you hear about the circus fire? I-I heard it wasin tents! " Nappa and Shining Armor proceed to laugh harder than my father's belt.
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It was time to go, the two now married couple went out to their honeymoon. This had been a long day for Nappa, but Nappa wasn't tired at all. He spent days awake on Planets fighting off aliens.
"Alright everypony we need to get back home. Pinkie you'll have to hold off the "Welcome to Ponyville Party" until tomorrow." Twilight said as they walked down the streets of Canterlot.
"Aw..." Pinkie Pie was looking forward to partying with Nappa.
"Where will I be staying?" Nappa looked down at Twilight.
"I guess you can stay at the Library with us, we do after all have an extra bed." Twilight responded, Nappa was walking when he saw a shadow dash through an alley. Nappa stopped and looked at the alley. The ponies stopped and looked back at him curious on as to why he stopped.
"What's the matter?" Fluttershy asked Nappa, Nappa stood still like stone.
"I don't know Flutters..." Nappa continued to look at the alley.
"I don't know"
Author's Note
This chapter was short but I want the chapters to be a bit longer. I promise it will, Nappa's antics will be explored in Ponyville as he will try and repair his ship.. Obviously it is not gonna go well but he is sure going to try!
