Some quick notes;
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Constructive criticism appreciated!
(P.S. Im also looking fore some proofreaders!)
The infantry closed on its target. Legions of Hussars, armies of Redcoats, clusterf*cks of pretty much every cannon that their forge could produce closed in on the Spanish town. Strange. He thought. The General had not seen any large groups of combat personnel, meaning that the Spainyards were open to invasion. This was weird since they had been harassing them since they had landed here. Maybe their resources had been diminished. He pondered. The pathetic attempts at the defense of the city were being noted, the half-built walls, the few guard towers seen present, and the impressing lack of defense was making the British general think that the Queen was not impressed with him, like he had thought. *Sigh* This was going to be too easy, the most difficult part was going to destroy the only complete wall that they had built, and that was around the town. He sincerely did not know why they had bothered with these half-built walls, they could be crossed easily by God's sake! The only thing that they did was separate his immense army, and thin it out, especially with the cannons. They were so slow. Oh well, he thought, it will all be worth it when he shows that cocksure Spanish general the sweet taste of defeat and crushes him beneath his heel.
"Sir!" Cried one of his elite gunmen
"Yes?"
"There's a Spanish envoy here to deliver a message! Maybe we won't have to fight and they'll surrender!"
"Bring him to me"
He saw the Spanish man be escorted to him. Brave. He thought.
"What does your General have to say?"
"About three things, General." He spoke with a that sly accent that made women all over Britain and other parts ofEurope woo over them.
"Well say them! I Haven't got all day!"
"Very well;"
"One; ur gunna get pwnt, a smile"
Why did the talk like this? Doesn't he know proper Equestrian?
"Two; Hows those wall treating you? LOL"
They're very annoying, thank you very much.
"And three; CHARGE!"
Wait, what.
He heard the roar of a thousand culverins
"HOSREAPPLES NOT AGAIN!"
The now-red-as-fuck-due-to-rage-inducing-events general noticed a couple of things:
1. He noticed that the cannons were firing at his thinned-out army .
2.Then he noticed that as his painstakingly trained army was being tossed like potatoes on a tornado through a* *deadly dose of pregnancy hormones on a bad day.
3.That the cannons were* not *aiming at his cavalry and infantry, but at his cannons that were left withoutprotection due to the incomplete but very annoying walls.**
4. That sh*tloads of Spanish Lancers and Pikemen were descending on his weakened army to finish them off.
5. that he hated that sexy-talking General and his lot of sexy-talking people.
A fuck-tastic day would be an accurate example of what happened to General Sparkle. They were getting* very *frequent, she had noticed.
