Harmless Petting

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Anon, Second Person, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 1019

You give Twilight Sparkle a nice petting. Surely nothing crazy will happen. 

You give Twilight Sparkle a nice petting. Surely nothing crazy will happen. 

Published 2021-03-03 21:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-03 21:40:02 UTC

Petting

You, the homosapien, otherwise known as a human were sat upon a soft, black leather couch in the middle of a library. You were dressed in a black tuxedo. The library was situated within a huge ass oak tree. Your dear friend, a pony with both wings and a horn known as Twilight Sparkle rested her head on your lap as she lay next to you on the couch on the right. Her eyes were closed, a look of pure bliss was on her face as you petted the cute pony with your right hand.

Your hard cock poked the side of her cheek, depressing it a little through your pants. She didn't seem to care at all. She made no comment on your excitement. Her body was soft and warm against you, it was very hard not to get a boner. Despite the fact you were not physically attracted to her

Slowly you moved your hand back and forth over her mane as you pet her. The mare below you sighed in bliss, made happy quiet whinnies, and other quiet horsey sounds.

This was nice and relaxing for you. Normally Twilight would ask you a million questions about Earth. Everything from; the evolution of your species? How different are the laws of physics in your world? How does society function without magic? The current political climate? And how large a human's penis is? And many other questions.

This was a good way to keep Twilight quiet. You were just giving her harmless petting, surely nothing crazy will happen. And apparently nothing crazy happened. You simply went to bed after a short time after petting her and everything went well.

Time seemed to fly by. Thankfully, you were not dying of boredom with many books to read these ponies had made here in this world. Although, you still missed TV and the Internet back home.

During the day, you would give many other cute ponies a nice petting around town. It was a fine way to earn a living. Each pony you gave a pet paid you with money. Some ponies you were particularly good friends with you gave a pet for free.

Twilight Sparkle was once such a pony. Plus Twilight was your landlord. It seemed you literally paid your rent by petting her. Since you were a permanent resident, you also had free access to her many books.

Every night, it ended nearly the same. You would give Twilight a nice petting to relax her after a hard day’s work, and go to bed afterward.

Unfortunately, something really strange started to happen a few weeks later. Twilight and other ponies somehow managed to gain a lot of weight. You didn't want to ask as to the reason as to why this was. You didn't want to offend them.

You pet Twilight without question. You were too afraid to ask why she was so upset. The mare quietly cried onto your lap, her tears soaking your pants. Your cock was poking against her cheek through your pants. Although, this time you felt incredibly guilty about having an erection.

You stopped petting her when Twilight looked up at you. Her eyes were badly bloodshot.

“Anon, there is something I need to tell you.” she spoke softly.

“Yes? What is it Twilight?”

“Every mare you petted is now pregnant, including me, and you're the father of all of them.”

Your mouth formed an ‘O’ shape at the shocking news. “But…. but….. How? I didn’t have sex with anypony?”

“I don't know either. But somehow a human petting a pony magically triggers us to get pregnant. How many mares have you petted since you came to Equestria?”

“Hey, Twilight, do you have a rope?”

“Why do you ask?”

“So, I can hang myself.” you said in a low voice.

Twilight gasped in shock. “Anon, no. Please don’t kill yourself. I want my foal to see his father.”

The door of the library burst open, followed by a horde of pregnant mares came trotting in. Virtually every mare in town came to swarm over you, including Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence.

You could not discern what they were saying since they were all shouting at you at once. Many of the mares looked at you with a mixture of sadness and anger as they yelled at you, tears falling down their cheeks. Although, you could hear the loud booming voices of the Princess Ponies over the others.

“No!” shouted Celestia, stomping her hoof, and creating a deep crater in the wooden floor. “My little human, I won’t let you die on me. I thought I was infertile, but you gave me a foal. Long have I wanted one.”

“We too thought we could never have a foal. Your wonderful petting gave us one. You cannot leave us in the night.” said Luna.

“I’ll suck your dick Anon.” said Cadence. “I’ll give you the best blowjob ever to make you feel life is worth living. I don’t want the father of my second child dead.”

“I’ll make sure to cast an immortality spell to make sure he can’t escape from his responsibilities.” said Twilight.

You buried your hands into your face and began to cry. The mares in reaction began to kiss and nuzzle you. Your life was ruined. You simply could not keep your hands to yourself, now you have to deal with hundreds of mares being pregnant. And what’s worse, you can’t escape from this torment.

Weeks ago. You wished for some place else to get away from the problems and responsibilities you had back home on Earth. Only to find things were worse than ever for you. You are a father now. The father of some weird human and pony hybrid babies. Who could have foreseen that simply petting a pony could cause this?

You would kill yourself. But there was no escape from this nightmare, it seemed. You were doomed to be nagged by horse women, and deal with smelly diapers. The horror.

“My life is over.” you whispered, dreading the horror that awaited you.