You And Your Lover In Las Pegasus

by SSJ2PinkiePie

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Sex, Profanity, Gore, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Anon, Original Character, Porn, Second Person, Fetish
Length: 2053

You & your stallionfriend Etcher Jet have fun together.

You find yourself in Equestria by a weird colored bolt of lightning while holding a suitcase with your laptop in it.

This is based off of a dream I had.

This story is also about 2 males (Human & Vampony) that are gay and proceed to have sex with each other. This story is a crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, you'll know why as you read this story.

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Published 2020-10-15 23:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-09-16 03:09:35 UTC

Prologue

Author's Note

This chapter is when Anon(aka you) is still on Earth before being transported to Equestria by a weird colored bolt of lightning. The year this story takes place is the year 2025, 4 1/2 years after the COVID-19 virus was cured.

Prologue

You are Anonymous, you're a male 29 year old white human brony that is totally gay for any male characters from your favorite cartoon show My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. Right now, you're holding a suitcase that has your laptop in it while riding the bus from work to home. You have a 100 TB Windows X HP laptop with 64 GB of RAM on it, you have every single thing for G4, G4.5(Pony Life), & G5 on it that you downloaded off the internet. You even have some games that you created for MLPFIM to celebrate the 15th year anniversary of the show. You even have all the episodes of H.U.A(Hellsing Ultimate Abridged) on it as well. You can't help but think to yourself, I wish there is a way to go to Equestria for myself. But deep down, you know that's not gonna happen anytime soon. You work for Hasbro that has allowed you to make games for the G4 show of MLPFIM to please fans of the show. Also, it's been 4 1/2 years since everyone was cured of the COVID-19 virus that really started up back in 2020. You pull out your iPhone 15 6G from your pocket to check the time, it's 5:14 PM currently. You just sigh, you really want to get home before it starts to rain. VRMMORPGS(Virtual Reality Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) became very popular when SAO(Sword Art Online) came out back in 2022.

You didn't want to get stuck in that game because of the anime, so you didn't partake in the contest at all to become a beta player for the game. You even made a VRMMORPG for bronies/pegasisters to enjoy, even Hasbro approved it. This game is called My Little Pony The Game, the only downside to the game you made is that players can't have OP characters, but only the creator(that's you) can have OP characters. You also found out that those displaced stories you read on fimfiction were actually true, because you saw someone disappeared at the 2023 HasCon in Providence, R.I while you were selling stuff at the vender hall. You wonder if you ever gonna get to Equestria by some unknown means. You worked for Hasbro since 2022. You even pitch in ideas for some of the episodes for G5 of MLP. Your ideas for those episodes were accepted by Hasbro. While you sat in the bus, you can't help but notice that storm clouds were forming out of your seated window. You just sigh, it's gonna be one of those nights. You were seated for about 15 minutes before the bus came to a stop in front of your home.

Your home is a 2 story floor modern house with a basement and a 2-door garage. Like the image below.

You own a $85,395 2025 Dodge RAM, a $59,062 2025 Ford F-350, & a $2,950,648 2025 Bugatti Veyron Supersport, these 3 cars are all eco-friendly ones. These 3 cars has MLP decals on it. Your Bugatti car was made into a police vehicle for your 2nd job as a Police Officer for the state.

You got up from your seat, grab the suitcase in hand, and walked out of the bus, you thank the bus driver and gave him a $100 tip in cash. As you walked off the bus, those storm clouds you saw earlier were growing more ominous by the second, like pitch black ominous. You just hurried to your front door before opening it and closing it behind you. At least you won't get wet from the rain. You got out your phone again and look at today's date. Thursday, November 20th, 2025 with the time of 5:31 PM. You just put your suitcase on the floor before going to your living room to lie down on your couch with your phone in hand. You were tired from your job, so you just grab your earbuds from your pocket and insert it in your phone's headphone jack and start to listen to your favorite music playlist from Fallout Equestria.

You start to close your eyes as you listen to your favorite music playlist. As you start to rest, you have one final thought before sleep took over. Am I going to Equestria for real?

You fell asleep.

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Chapter 1

You start to open your eyes and to see that no music is currently playing on your phone. You rub your eyes with your hands to get the grogginess out of it. As you start to see, you sit up and look around. Nothing out of the ordinary, then you looked out of the living room window. Somethings not right. You saw what looks like that came out of a cartoon. You got up immediately to look out of the window. As you walk towards the window, you saw something that looks like a tree, but not any tree, but a tree that came from a cartoon. The design of the tree as you look at it from your window, looks oddly familiar. You want to make sure, you start walking towards your front door, as you walk, you saw your suitcase on the floor where you left it yesterday evening.

You pick it up off the floor with your hands and put it on a glass table next to the door. As you put the suitcase down, you grab the doorknob with your hand and twist it to open the door. As you open the door, you saw an oddly familiar scene in front of you. What you're looking at is not what you're expecting from your hometown on Earth, this area you're looking at came out of a cartoon, a super familiar cartoon at best. You saw that same tree when you looked out of the living room window. You start to walk outside, leaving your front door open. As you walk outside, you start to look up towards the sky. The clouds look cartoony shaped, and now you think of this, you start to remember immediately where those clouds came from.

"Oh my god! I'm in Equestria. I'm in fucking My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Equestria! I can't believed that I'm in Equestria for real but how?" You said to no one as you start to question on how you got to Equestria. "I went to sleep after I put on my favorite Fallout Equestria music on my iPhone cuz I was soo tired from work. There was those ominous storm clouds I saw when I went off the bus... could something have happened while I was asleep to cause me and my house get transported to Equestria?" You tried to come up with an answer but nothing came out of it.

You just sigh. "Oh well..." You shrugged. "It can't be anywhere where ponies can see me... right?" You want to know where you and your house got transported in Equestria. So, you start to walk towards where your mailbox is and look both ways. You looked to your left and saw just a forest of trees, but when you look to your right, you saw what appears to be a welcome sign. You see these types of signs where you enter a different state in the US. The sign says in perfect English "Welcome to Las Pegasus! Population: 2,584 est. 793"

You know where you and your house landed next to. You and your house landed next to the city of Las Pegasus, but only probably a few miles off from the city in a secluded forest area.

You still can't believe that, you're finally in Equestria. You look back at your house to see the roof took some lightning damage. Maybe it was the lightning that cause you and your house to get transported here.

"Wait a minute... I got security cameras installed all over the house, I need to check the footage and thank god that I got an app on my phone that came with those cameras." You rush back inside to check the footage of those cameras on your phone. You got inside, went into the living room, you grab your phone and turn it back on. A screen pops up. Thank god for that unlimited everything plan that includes the unlimited battery plan you got as well for your phone. The main screen shows up after you unlocked it with the pattern code you know of, you tap the app that came with those security cameras. The name of the app shows up on the screen with the app's logo, after a few seconds, the main function for the app shows up. You tap the camera for the roof, right now, you play back the footage from yesterday after you fell asleep. It shows those ominous looking clouds around your home and it started to rain, the rain look different like a certain song called Chocolate Rain on YouTube and after a few minutes, rainbow lightning appeared on screen, striking the roof that you saw earlier that was damaged and then the camera goes static, meaning that the camera was broken.

"So that's how me & my house was transported here." You murmured. Oh well, you decided to try get that camera fix, but that will be for another time.

Well now that you're finally in Equestria, you think of ways for what you're gonna do here.... wait. You do have a list somewhere in your house for this. Yeah. You start to search for that list. It took a while to find it. And now you found it, you look at the list you wrote. You even write on the list for your current situation.

This is what is on the list:

What To Do When I'm Finally In Equestria

Meet the Mane 6 - Not in Ponyville currently

Visit the various places in Equestria - Currently right next to Las Pegasus's welcome sign

Find my soulmate - Didn't found him yet

Find out when in the timeline I'm currently at - Need to find a newspaper for that

Get a job - Maybe as a video game creator/designer or as a full-time vlogger

Meet the ponies - Gonna do that

Start on a family - Maybe when I find my soulmate that is

Can I use magic? - When I get the chance to

Well right now, you fold up the list and put it in your pants pocket. You hear some growling, its your stomach. You're hungry and possibly thirsty as well. You didn't eat anything ever since you got home from work and fell asleep on the couch.

It's been 2 hours since you finally ate, you were in your bedroom that's on the 2nd floor with your laptop on the computer desk that you taken out of your suitcase. You were watching an G5 MLP episode that didn't get approved by Hasbro cause of the amount of adult content on it. This episode was the only NSFW idea you had. The episode is about what you get in a porno. It had sex scenes between 2 couples for both of the LGBT sides (Gay & Lesbian). Plus this episode has humans in it. This episode was a 1 hour special. This idea of yours was put into that special for a porno company that did get approved just last year. You were watching the finished product of this special.

After it was over, you clicked off the video as you sat in your chair, thinking on what to do next. Some ideas came to mind like enter Las Pegasus to find your soulmate or just masturbate to some pony porn you got on your laptop. After a while, you finally decided to go find your soulmate in Las Pegasus. You just hope that the ponies there won't be afraid of you while searching for your soulmate.