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Everyday Life With Guardsmares

by Bobbles
For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.

By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.

Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.

"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.

Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.

FAQ, Character List, Locations, and Glossary
WARNING: spoilers ahead!
https://ponepaste.org/1058

Cover art by Neuro

Special thanks to ToxiClay and Irrespective for editorial suggestions and support!

Fanfic Reading by StraightToThePointStudios (Chapter 1)

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Slice of Life
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147 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 2020-10-12 18:13:41 UTC
    1420
  2. Chapter 2 2020-10-17 05:32:58 UTC
    1779
  3. Chapter 3 2020-10-18 03:01:07 UTC
    1457
  4. Chapter 4 2020-10-19 03:02:06 UTC
    1232
  5. Chapter 5 2020-10-20 03:03:36 UTC
    1681
  6. Chapter 6 2020-10-21 03:04:08 UTC
    1925
  7. Chapter 7 2020-10-22 00:01:29 UTC
    2815
  8. Chapter 8 2020-10-23 00:01:10 UTC
    1312
  9. Chapter 9 2020-10-24 00:01:10 UTC
    3685
  10. Chapter 10 2020-10-25 01:07:11 UTC
    3675
  11. Chapter 11 2020-10-25 23:09:28 UTC
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  12. Chapter 12 2020-10-26 21:04:36 UTC
    1604
  13. Chapter 13 2020-10-27 20:50:43 UTC
    1473
  14. Chapter 14 2020-10-28 20:49:51 UTC
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  15. Chapter 15 2020-10-29 20:42:30 UTC
    2677
  16. Chapter 16 2020-10-30 20:51:55 UTC
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  17. Chapter 17 2020-11-01 02:16:22 UTC
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  18. Chapter 18 2020-11-01 22:00:09 UTC
    2736
  19. Chapter 19 2020-11-02 21:37:45 UTC
    4337
  20. Chapter 20 2020-11-03 21:32:33 UTC
    2389
  21. Chapter 21 2020-11-04 21:36:32 UTC
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  22. Chapter 22 2020-11-05 21:54:16 UTC
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  23. Chapter 23 2020-11-06 21:31:35 UTC
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  24. Chapter 24 2020-11-07 21:30:51 UTC
    2763
  25. Chapter 25 2020-11-08 21:30:29 UTC
    2330
  26. Chapter 26 2020-11-09 21:43:12 UTC
    2048
  27. Chapter 27 2020-11-10 21:26:44 UTC
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  28. Chapter 28 2020-11-11 21:12:01 UTC
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  29. Chapter 29 2020-11-12 21:35:56 UTC
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  30. Chapter 30 2020-11-13 21:29:43 UTC
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  31. Chapter 31 2020-11-14 21:26:11 UTC
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  32. Chapter 32 2020-11-15 21:25:32 UTC
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  33. Chapter 33 2020-11-16 21:29:09 UTC
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  34. Chapter 34 2020-11-17 21:23:21 UTC
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  35. Chapter 35 2020-11-18 20:30:37 UTC
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  36. Chapter 36 2020-11-19 21:14:23 UTC
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  37. Chapter 37 2020-11-20 21:24:28 UTC
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  38. Chapter 38 2020-11-21 21:25:43 UTC
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  39. Chapter 39 2020-11-22 21:55:57 UTC
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  40. Chapter 40 2020-11-23 21:27:53 UTC
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  41. Chapter 41 2020-11-24 19:09:56 UTC
    2450
  42. Chapter 42 2020-11-25 21:22:21 UTC
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  43. Chapter 43 2020-11-26 21:18:08 UTC
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  44. Chapter 44 2020-11-27 21:27:15 UTC
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  45. Chapter 45 2020-11-28 21:26:24 UTC
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  46. Chapter 46 2020-11-29 20:03:03 UTC
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  47. Chapter 47 2020-11-30 21:03:35 UTC
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  48. Chapter 48 2020-12-01 21:26:04 UTC
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  49. Chapter 49 2020-12-02 21:27:19 UTC
    1813
  50. Chapter 50 2020-12-04 19:06:08 UTC
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  51. Chapter 51 2020-12-06 18:35:28 UTC
    2835
  52. Chapter 52 2020-12-08 19:03:15 UTC
    4265
  53. Chapter 53 2020-12-10 20:06:28 UTC
    2777
  54. Chapter 54 2020-12-12 19:55:35 UTC
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  55. Chapter 55 2020-12-14 19:00:07 UTC
    3833
  56. Chapter 56 2020-12-15 19:06:53 UTC
  57. Chapter 57 2020-12-16 21:55:42 UTC
    2207
  58. Chapter 58 2020-12-17 22:01:51 UTC
    2494
  59. Chapter 59 2020-12-18 19:27:47 UTC
    2088
  60. Chapter 60 2020-12-19 18:55:20 UTC
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  61. Chapter 61 2020-12-20 19:59:50 UTC
    4208
  62. Chapter 62 2020-12-21 20:00:34 UTC
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  63. Chapter 63 2020-12-22 20:00:41 UTC
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  64. Chapter 64 2020-12-23 20:00:09 UTC
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  65. Chapter 65 2020-12-24 20:00:25 UTC
    2611
  66. Chapter 66 2020-12-25 19:59:17 UTC
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  67. Chapter 67 2020-12-26 20:01:56 UTC
    3246
  68. Chapter 68 2020-12-27 20:03:44 UTC
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  69. Chapter 69 2020-12-28 20:05:33 UTC
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  70. Chapter 70 2020-12-29 20:00:24 UTC
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  71. Chapter 71 2020-12-30 20:00:27 UTC
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  72. Chapter 72 2020-12-31 20:00:02 UTC
    2428
  73. Chapter 73 2021-01-01 20:00:03 UTC
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  74. Chapter 74 2021-01-02 20:00:14 UTC
    5182
  75. Chapter 75 2021-01-03 21:01:29 UTC
    1847
  76. Chapter 76 2021-01-04 21:01:14 UTC
    2362
  77. Chapter 77 2021-01-05 21:00:02 UTC
    4897
  78. Chapter 78 2021-01-07 21:00:22 UTC
    3812
  79. Chapter 79 2021-01-09 21:00:12 UTC
    2436
  80. Chapter 80 2021-01-11 21:00:26 UTC
    1748
  81. Chapter 81 2021-01-13 21:00:15 UTC
    2786
  82. Chapter 82 2021-01-14 21:01:53 UTC
    3857
  83. Chapter 83 2021-01-15 21:00:17 UTC
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  84. Chapter 84 2021-01-16 21:00:17 UTC
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  85. Chapter 85 2021-01-17 21:00:18 UTC
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  86. Chapter 86 2021-01-18 21:00:22 UTC
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  87. Chapter 87 2021-01-19 21:01:41 UTC
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  88. Chapter 88 2021-01-20 21:00:23 UTC
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  89. Chapter 89 2021-01-21 21:00:20 UTC
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  90. Chapter 90 2021-01-22 21:12:09 UTC
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  91. Chapter 91 2021-01-23 21:00:02 UTC
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  92. Chapter 92 2021-01-24 21:04:37 UTC
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  93. Chapter 93 2021-01-25 21:00:06 UTC
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  94. Chapter 94 2021-01-26 21:00:02 UTC
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  95. Chapter 95 2021-01-27 21:00:09 UTC
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  96. Chapter 96 2021-01-28 21:08:48 UTC
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  97. Chapter 97 2021-01-29 21:15:30 UTC
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  98. Chapter 98 2021-01-30 21:06:44 UTC
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  99. Chapter 99 2021-01-31 21:00:27 UTC
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  100. Chapter 100 2021-02-01 21:00:18 UTC
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  101. Chapter 101 2021-02-02 21:02:16 UTC
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  102. Chapter 102 2021-02-03 21:00:32 UTC
    4897
  103. Chapter 103 2021-02-04 21:00:10 UTC
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  104. Chapter 104 2021-02-05 21:00:51 UTC
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  105. Chapter 105 2021-02-07 21:00:00 UTC
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  106. Chapter 106 2021-02-09 21:02:35 UTC
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  107. Chapter 107 2021-02-11 20:59:56 UTC
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  108. Chapter 108 2021-02-13 21:00:19 UTC
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  109. Chapter 109 2021-02-15 21:00:22 UTC
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  110. Chapter 110 2021-02-17 21:00:13 UTC
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  111. Chapter 111 2021-02-19 21:00:24 UTC
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  112. Chapter 112 2021-02-21 21:00:29 UTC
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  113. Chapter 113 2021-02-23 18:00:34 UTC
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  114. Chapter 114 2021-02-25 20:59:44 UTC
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  115. Chapter 115 2021-02-27 21:00:01 UTC
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  116. Chapter 116 2021-03-02 18:01:12 UTC
    4626
  117. Chapter 117 2021-03-05 21:04:45 UTC
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  118. Chapter 118 2021-03-08 20:59:58 UTC
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  119. Chapter 119 2021-03-11 21:02:13 UTC
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  120. Chapter 120 2021-03-14 20:00:53 UTC
    5849
  121. Chapter 121 2021-03-17 20:00:01 UTC
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  122. Chapter 122 2021-03-20 20:09:18 UTC
    5462
  123. Chapter 123 2021-03-23 20:00:01 UTC
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  124. Chapter 124 2021-03-26 20:02:20 UTC
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  125. Chapter 125 2021-03-29 20:00:13 UTC
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  126. Chapter 126 2021-04-01 20:00:00 UTC
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  127. Chapter 127 2021-04-04 20:00:17 UTC
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  128. Chapter 128 2021-04-07 19:59:46 UTC
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  129. Chapter 129 2021-04-10 20:00:03 UTC
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  130. Chapter 130 2021-04-13 20:00:10 UTC
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  131. Chapter 131 2021-04-16 19:59:46 UTC
  132. Chapter 132 2021-04-19 20:00:01 UTC
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  133. Chapter 133 2021-04-22 19:53:55 UTC
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  134. Chapter 134 2021-04-25 19:59:55 UTC
    5947
  135. Chapter 135 2021-04-28 20:04:07 UTC
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  136. Chapter 136 2021-05-01 19:59:58 UTC
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  137. Chapter 137 2021-05-04 20:00:02 UTC
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  138. Chapter 138 2021-06-27 21:00:19 UTC
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  139. Chapter 139 2021-08-06 19:59:51 UTC
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  140. Chapter 140 2021-10-02 19:59:48 UTC
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  141. Chapter 141 2021-10-10 21:01:08 UTC
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  142. Chapter 142 2021-10-19 05:59:46 UTC
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  143. Chapter 143 2022-04-10 19:59:46 UTC
    5863
  144. Chapter 144 2023-01-17 01:29:47 UTC
    5750
  145. Chapter 145 2023-05-22 18:59:47 UTC
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  146. Chapter 146 2024-03-02 01:59:46 UTC
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  147. Chapter 147 2024-04-18 01:39:46 UTC
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