As soon as Ruby Rust had Cozy Glow chained up and strapped onto the contraption, now it was Diamond Tiara's turn. And Ruby Rust knew how she would fight, so she planned accordingly. She would use her magic to shut her younger sister up and make her follow her every command. It was perfect, or so she thought.

"What did you do with Cozy Glow?" Diamond Tiara demanded.

"Watch your tone, Diamond Tiara," Ruby Rust said.

"No!" Diamond Tiara said.

"Don't think I'm like Mom. You think saying no to me will stop me from pestering you?" Ruby Rust said, "You think wrong." She picked up Diamond Tiara with her magic, strapping her on the trap right next to Cozy Glow.

"Any last words?" she said, making sure to choke Diamond Tiara, who began turning blue due to the lack of oxygen. Ruby Rust did nothing. "FUCK YOU!" she shouted, releasing the choking hazard on her adoptive sister.

"You won't get away with this!" Diamond Tiara said.

"Oh, really? I can't believe you just figured it out," Ruby Rust said, "I already have." She used her magic to shut Diamond Tiara's mouth. "No more of that annoyingly nagging voice! Ugh! I can't stand her!"

"Just because I made a simple mistake on the plan, you want to kill me too?" Cozy Glow asked.

"The plan was perfect until you came along and fucked it up!" Ruby Rust shouted, "Now shut the fuck up and die, bitch!"

VFF (Villain Friends Forever) (Reprise) Lyrics

Cozy Glow: We used to
Get along just fine
Together, always crossin'
The line

We used to
Be so close
What happened?

We were
Villain friends forever
Without a care
In Equestria

But now that's gone
Because of what
I did is done

Villain friends
For-----

Scratch that

Not ever

* * *

"I need to check in on Ruby Rust!" Unkempt Garden said to everypony around Ponyville, hoping for directions, "Does any of you know where she lives?"

But every time he got the same response. Ponies and creatures alike refusing to help a sleazy stallion such as himself pushed him down to the ground and told him to get lost. So he kept trotting through Ponyville until he saw Twilight Sparkle.
"Princess, I'm glad I found you!" he said, "Where does Ruby Rust live? I wanna see her again."

"Lemme guess. Do you have some sort of fetish for her whore like attitude?" Twilight said.

"Yes, you could put it like that," Unkempt Garden hurriedly replied.

"What's the rush?" Twilight asked, "It's only the mansion on the hill about 30 miles from here. It's still in Ponyville. Gee, I knew Ponyville was big, but coming back all of a sudden to visit my friends after staying in Canterlot assuming Celestia's old role and whatnot, it's been an interesting experience."

"Thank you, Princess," Unkempt Garden said, "I'll be on my way."

So he trotted until he reached the hill, climbing up it until he reached the mansion. He was hesitant to knock, but then used his hoof to knock on the door.

"Randolph, get the fucking door!" Ruby Rust shouted, "I'm busy!"

"I don't take commands of somepony with an attitude," the butler remarked, "Try asking a little nicer."

No response. Unkempt Garden rang the doorbell this time.

"Randolph, can you get the door?" Filthy Rich asked.

"Most certainly, sir," the butler replied, trotting over to the door.

"Whoa! A butler!" Unkempt Garden cried, "I never thought paradise would be so much more than a vagina!"

Randolph was shocked. "Where did you learn that from? What parents do you even have?"

"I live wherever," Unkempt Garden replied, "My dad's a hooker and my mom has a vivid sex life as a stripper, so I get by having a little excitement when I please. But now I have met the mare for me, so no more useless yet satisfying sex for me unless it's her and me."

"I regret I even asked," Randolph said, "Whoever you are, you are a bad influence."

"No, you must understand. I'm here because I care about Ruby Rust," Unkempt Garden said, "And I'm not being a player this time. Our connection is real and I just wanna check on her."

"Well, uh, she's up in her room," Randolph said.

"Which one is it?" Unkempt Garden asked.

"The one in the middle that says 'keep out'," Randolph replied.

"Thanks," Unkempt Garden said.

So he galloped up the stairs and knocked on her bedroom door.

"What part of keep out do you not understand?" Ruby Rust said from behind the door, "Are you illiterate or what?"

"It's me," Unkempt Garden said.

"Me? Who the fuck is 'me'? Be more specific if you want to interrupt my very important business," Ruby Rust said.

"What are you doing in there, Ruby?" he asked.

"None of your motherfucking business, you shitheaded dunce!" Ruby Rust shouted, "And how the goddamn hell do you know my fucking name?"

Unkempt Garden sighed. "It's Unkempt Garden," he said, "I'm here to see how you're doing."

"Just fine," she replied, "Now I'm busy. Go away."

"Please let me in. I've been looking all over for you!"

"I love you and I need you badly, but you don't want to see my true colours," Ruby Rust said.

"I'm not afraid as long as I have you by my side!" cried Unkempt Garden.

Because you are
My baby for life

"Ugh! Come in, asswipe!" Ruby Rust said, finally giving in, "But you won't like what you see. Me, on the hoof, enjoy this little scheme of mine and I'm gonna keep it that way until there can be at least one goddamn story where the villain wins!" She cackled spookily and evilly.

He gasped when he saw Cozy Glow and Diamond Tiara strapped onto a dangerous contraption that could kill the two fillies in seconds.

(You Are) My Baby for Life (Reprise) Lyrics

Unkempt Garden: I look at you now
And see
How we were
Ever meant to be

Oh, you were
My baby

You were my baby
For life

Ruby Rust (spoken) (desperately): No! NO! What do I do?

Unkempt Garden: If you undo
What has been done
Only then
Will you be
My baby
Again

"I can't not kill my younger sister! She's always been a nuisance to me! And this pathetic pink pegasus thinks that she can just mess up once in a perfectly thought out evil plan and get away with it," Ruby Rust said, "Come on, baby, is that any reason to stop?"

"Oh, you think you're so perfect that you allow nopony else to mess up?" Unkempt Garden said, "And just 'cause siblings annoy the crap out of you doesn't mean that you have to try murdering them!"

"She dared talk back to me and dared to tell Mom and Dad everything I swore I didn't do," Ruby Rust said, "I have always been her superior, the elder sister who she must obey. But she kept saying no to me like I was the air! Now she'll know how it feels!"

"Ruby Rust, you don't know what you're doing or the trouble you're causing these two fillies!" Unkempt Garden said, "You must've done something to make her defiant towards you."

"Really? I do everything for her own good and this is how she repays me?" Ruby Rust said, "I say give the cunt what she damn well deserves!" She used her magic to pull the lever. "Three! Two! One! You're gone!"

Diamond Tiara grabbed the lever with her hooves to stop it. Still mute, she couldn't say anything heroic.

"You think you're so clever?" Ruby Rust said, "YOU'LL PAY FOR ALL THESE YEARS YOU'VE GIVEN ME HELL!" She fastened Diamond Tiara's hooves to the contraption with a hammer and a nail. Only then did she begin to bleed.

"No!" Cozy Glow cried.

"That's it. You will never be my baby again," Unkempt Garden said, "I'll go find some other mare worth my tastes."

"Wait!" Ruby Rust called.

"What do you want?" he said, "I know when I'm not needed."

Ruby Rust ceased what she was doing, her magic spiraling in all different directions. Bit by bit, she managed to control the flow. As for the rest of it, it flowed into Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow. Before she knew it, the mute spell was broken and Diamond Tiara could talk again.

The magic then surged towards Cozy Glow, who took the hoof of Diamond Tiara.

"I will never let you go," Cozy said.

"And neither will I," replied Diamond Tiara, "We will defeat her! Together!"

Even though the two fillies did not possess any of the Elements of Harmony, their friendship reigned supreme, putting an end to Ruby Rust's evil deeds and setting themselves free.

"I'm sorry, Unkempt Garden. I don't know what came over me," Ruby Rust said, "Is there any way that you can forgive me?"

He kissed her. "Apology accepted."

Ruby Rust trotted up to Diamond Tiara. "I understand if you don't want anything to do with me, but I am still trying to correct the errors of my ways," she said, "I was never the ideal older sister. I was a terrible role model and with my personality that may not change. But I promise to never ever single you out and make you feel like you're nothing special. Just because I'm older than you, that doesn't mean I'm wiser either. I will learn to listen to you more often, as now I realise how important everypony's thoughts are. "

Diamond Tiara hugged Ruby Rust. "I forgive you," Diamond Tiara said, "I'm glad you apologised, sis. That was very brave of you. I love you, Ruby Rust."

Ruby Rust hugged back. "I love you too, Diamond Tiara."

Author's Note

And that's the end!