Dungeons and Dicks

by Jest

An Eye for an Eye

Previous Chapter

Chrysalis tapped her hoof against the arm of her throne, her gaze boring into the changeling standing before her.

“-which concludes the status of gathering operations in the Ponyville area,” the changeling pushed a pair of glasses up her nose. “To summarize it wasn't much, but we have made solid gains with several of the more isolated communities in the area.”

“Will it be enough to support a larger population?” Chrysalis asked.

The changeling shook her head. “Even with the capture of those four um, very productive individuals. We are still just barely managing to support the three dozen or so changeling currently under your command.”

Chrysalis scowled, and slammed her hoof against the arm of her throne, causing a spider web of cracks to form over the brittle blackened stone. “Unacceptable. The amount of lust they produce is immense. We should have more than enough to support an additional fifty changelings or more!”

The changeling advisor shifted uncomfortably. “Yes, well. Production has lowered over the last day. Perhaps it would be best if we sent someone to investigate this change.”

“You dare question your queen?” Chrysalis barked, eyes narrowing.

“N-no your majesty,” replied the changeling, who quickly ducked into a low bow.

“Good, because you half starved fools would likely get stuck in a lust induced state of mania given just how horny these four are. Plus I hit them with enough venom to last a week, so they should still be writhing around on the ground like a bunch of horny animals,” Chrysalis paused. “Though that doesn't mean I can't check on our little nest eggs. Maybe I’ll even take a detour and taunt those fools I stuffed in solitary while I am at it.”

“An excellent decision my queen,” added the smaller changeling.

Chrysalis sighed as she looked around the room, her gaze lingering on the mostly empty cave that served as her throne room. Though it was mostly natural, her changelings had carved out columns on either side and had at least given it a set of proper doors. Even still, it was a far cry from her old hive, with the walls sporting only a thin layer of resin that kept out any moisture that may seep in.

Even her throne was only half the size of her old one, and only a tenth as majestic, sporting no special properties as well as resembling a normal chair, albeit one made from stone. At least she had managed to install the most important part of any throne room, thought the queen, who glanced back to the wall behind her. Though it looked like a plain stone wall, Chrysalis knew better, her hoof tracing over the hidden button inlaid into the side of her hoof rest.

“Now then, do we have any potential pod targets in mind? I want to get enough love stocked as soon as possible,” Chrysalis began. “We don't need to create that many more soldiers after all, just enough to distract Cadance and allow me to steal her divinity and return me to godhood. After that we will have no need for love.”

Because I will create new children, ones worthy of serving a god. Chrysalis thought to herself.

“Your harvesters have started a list, though it is rather small as we werent sure if it was truly worth the risk,” replied the changeling.

“What are you waiting for? Bring me this list, and while you’re at it send word that abductions are no longer off the table. We need that love energy immediately!” Chrysalis exclaimed.

The smaller changeling bowed again. “Yes your majesty, right away your majesty!”

Turning away from the queen, the secretary changeling sprinted towards the exit, hoof extended and ready to pull open the double doors. An action she didn't end up being required as they exploded outward, sending her flying into a wall and knocking her unconscious. Leaping from her throne, and igniting her horn, Chrysalis readied herself for a band of adventurers to burst into the room.

Which did indeed happen, though it wasn't just one group of adventurers nor were they the run of the mill fools she had been expecting. Not only were her former nest eggs now standing before her, their expressions grim and their weapons drawn but they were followed closely by none other than the elements of harmony. Each who were girded for battle, armor glistening weapons sparkling and horns glowing brightly with magical energy.

Tapping the button on the side of her throne, Chrysalis knew the mechanism would need time to activate, and she quickly began to enact an escape plan she had planned weeks in advance.

Step one, dramatic speech.

“So you’ve come,” she began, smirking triumphantly. “I’m amazed you managed to escape your little holding pen. Tell me, how did you accomplish such a feat? Don't tell me these six morons had to save you.”

“Hey we are not morons!” Rainbow Dash shouted.

“Well Dash might, but the rest of us ain't,” remarked Applejack with a chuckle. “Ain't that right peanut butter hooves?”

“You get your hoof stuck in the jar one time, and it's all anyone will talk about,” Rainbow Dash muttered bitterly.

“No, they saved themselves, isn't that right?” Twilight corrected.

“Hell yeah we did! Your little jail couldn't hold us!” Scorch shouted, puffing out his chest.

“It wasn't easy but we… dealt with your stupid poison too,” Flurry Heart added, blushing slightly.

“Dealt with it?” Chrysalis replied, confused by the simple response. “But I had hit you each with enough aphrodisiac to leave you drooling in a puddle of your own juices.”

Rarity shuddered. “How vile.”

“Don't worry, obviously that didn't happen,” Babs Seed announced.

“The truth of the matter isn't exactly PG either though,” Button Mash murmured, his mind going back to their daring escape that had occured only a few hours earlier.


Flurry Heart moaned as she bounced atop Scorch’s dual rods, her plush flanks rippling each time her crotch met his. Her moan didn't last long though, as Button Mash’s lips suddenly pressed against her own, the femminine stallion stifling his own cries of pleasure at the same time. Babs Seed however, was free to grunt and moan to her heart’s content as she thrusted in and out of the male’s backside, her erection continuing to throb needfully despite the fact that her orgasms now numbered in the double digits.

Every member of their little company were in similar situations, and their entire bodies were drenched with a mixture of cum and sweat, only some of which was their own. Only Scorch was free of fluid, the dragon turning out to be a bit of a clean freak despite the fact that he could hardly muster the effort to think of anything that wasn't sex. Their fur and manes were also far from perfect at this point, in addition to both Button Mash, and Flurry Heart noticeable bulges in their midsections.

Numerous orgasms sloshed audibly inside of them, each having taken more than a few loads in every one of their holes. Cum swapped from the mouth of the alicorn back onto the tongue of the earth pony, the pair going back and forth until finally Flurry Heart swallowed it all. Even after the load was gone, the pair continued to make out, their hooves running across one another’s body hungrily, as if searching for something.

That didn't last long however, as neither were far from their next orgasms, an event which occurred only a few minutes later. Both parties pulled back and moaned aloud, their bodies shuddering as they came along with their partners. They werent sure why, but it seemed as though they had synced up somehow, finishing at the same time as their companiosn did.

Either way it made things convenient, and all four creatures all came incredibly hard, as if they hadn't spent several hours fucking one another madly. Hot jizz was pumped directly into Button Mash’s behind, joining numerous other loads already resting inside of him. The bulge in his stomach grew ever so slightly, Babs Seed’s balls churning and desperately unloading another heaping helping of cum.

While this happened Scorch was shooting everything he had into Flurry Heart’s ass and pussy, the dragon’s hot cum growing Flurry Heart’s belly to the point that she began to look pregnant. Making a note to drain herself of cum as soon as she could, Flurry Heart ran a hoof over her taut stomach and decided that such a thing could wait. Like before, their orgasms didn't last very long, with each finishing relatively quickly, their bodies so overcome with lust that even reaching full completion gave them no respite.

This time was different though, and Button Mash grunted as he pulled away from his partner, yanking her turgid length from his now gaping hole. It took more than a little will power and a bit of strength, but after he did so, the stallion lay on the ground. Avoiding the puppy dog eyes being shot at him by Babs Seed, the male pushed down on his belly, causing a jet of cum to shoot from his ruined asshole.

“I want to be ridden by Flurry Heart!” He shouted, pointing at the mare.

Who blinked in shock. “I er, okay? Can Scorch keep fucking me too though?”

Button Mash nodded. “I can slide in next to him and Babs Seed can fuck your mouth.”

Flurry Heart’s eyes widened. “Why didn't you start with that?”

“Fuck this is hot,” Scorch muttered as his partner climbed off his crotch, his cocks popping audibly from her sloppy holes.

“Fine, but I get to throat fuck you after this Button Mash,” Babs Seed declared. “You are much better with your tongue then princess here.”

Flurry Heart stuck out her tongue before trotting over towards her next partner, cum squirting from her ass and pussy, as rivers of cum trickled down her shaky legs. Despite how weak her legs had gotten, Flurry Heart made the awkward journey, crouching over top of Button Mash and easily pushing his diminutive member inside her. An action that was incredibly easy given just how much natural lube was currently all but flooding her insides.

Though not the tightest, Button Mash knew that would change soon. Not only that but he wasn't exactly trying to get off again, well that wasn't his only goal anyway, though it was a nice bonus. A second later and he saw his two other friends join them, with Babs Seed sliding her cum slick cock down Flurry Heart’s throat with ease.

What wasn't quite as easy was jamming two already hard dragon dicks into Flurry Heart’s back holes when she already had a dick inside of her however. A few awkward thrusts, followed by one powerful push fixed that though, with Scorch’s twin members ramming themselves into the mare’s body. Both the alicorn and stallion shuddered in pleasure, the tightness increasing tenfold now that Button Mash’s dick had been joined by another much larger cock.

The girly stallion would have liked to feel himself getting spit roasted with both of those dragon dicks getting rammed up his backside, but he tried not to think about that right now. Instead he focused on just trying to get into a rhythm with his partners, slowly building up to the point where they were in sync. Sure enough it wasn't long before they were all thrusting at once, pistoning Flurry Heart full of four cocks at once.

The second that happened, and Button Mash could feel a tiny sense of relief wash over him, prompting him to put his plan into action. “Grunt twice for yes, but Flurry Heart, can you create a portal between you and Scorch?” He began.

Flurry Heart paused before grunting twice.

“What are you- mf- planning?” questioned Babs Seed.

“Yeah man, what would that even do anyway?” Scorch added.

“If she used that on you- oh wow that actually feels really good,” Button Mash shook his head. “Then you could keep fucking her while walking around.”

“Okay then what about you and me?” Asked Babs Seed. “Cus I’m going to be honest, if I don't have my dick inside of you for more than five minutes I may very well go mad.”

“I have some rope in my bags which I can use to-” the male paused as a shudder ran up his spine. “To tie myself to your belly, and my legs to yours.”

“Okay so that- damn your tight- deals with that,” Scorch muttered through grit teeth. “But what about that barrier thingy?”

Flurry Heart grunted in agreement.

“Have you noticed that it's been getting brighter in here?” Button Mash pointed out.

“Yeah that is kind of odd,” Babs Seed muttered. “I’m getting pretty close by the way.”

“I have a feeling that there aren't many changelings here, and that they aren't checking very often,” Button Mash paused and shifted his hips slightly between Scorch’s thrusts. “Also the barrier has been getting brighter too, so we might be able to overload the system.”

“But how?” Asked Scorch.

“Mumf muffing!” Flurry Heart exclaimed.

“That felt weirdly good,” Babs Seed murmured.

“Yes, by fucking,” Button Mash clarified. “If we take down the shield then we just need to get to our stuff, and then awwkardly fuck our way out of here.”

“Now that's a plan I can get behind, or on top of, or beneath,” remarked Scorch with a snicker.

“Fuck yeah man,” Babs Seed added, clopping her hoof against the dragon’s fist.

Button Mash rolled his eyes. “So what do you say guys, can we do this or what?”

“Fuck aw!” Flurry Heart shouted, pumping a hoof into the air.

“I’m so down for this,” Scorch agreed.

“I can't wait to get out of here,” remarked Babs Seed.

“Let's do this!” Button Mash shouted, his hooves grabbing Flurry Heart around the midsection.


“In fact I’d say it was rated R,” Button Mash finished.

Chrysalis snorted derisively. “So you managed to escape and flush your system of my poison. You have stopped nothing. I will get my revenge and you will rue the day you crossed the queen of the changelings!”

The changeling stomped her hooves and unleashed a spell, causing a great plume of green smoke to burst from the ground and fill the room. A series of flashes went off a second later, magical barriers surrounding the adventurer’s faces in order to stop any potential gas attack. The smoke turned out to be harmless, and no strikes came from the shadows when the group was busy defending themselves either.

Knowing the routine, Rainbow Dash leapt into the air, pumped her wings and caused a gale force wind to buffet the room, removing the green smoke. Just as the last bit of the queen’s distraction was wafting away and the two parties were searching the room, they heard something strange. A surprised yelp followed by the clack of a body hitting the ground made everyone in the room turn towards the throne and that which lay behind it.

Where they could see a baffled looking changeling queen laying on her back just in front of a previously hidden escape route. In front of her stood a trio of changelings, who had several more of their fellows close behind them. The changeling who stood at the forefront had deep purple eyes and wings in addition to a red head frill and tail.

He was shaking his hoof as if it were injured while smirking victoriously. “That was for my brother,” he spat.

The changeling next to him blushed slightly. “Though I don't usually approve of violence… thank you Pharynx.”

“Shoulda hit her again when she was down,” muttered one of the other changelings.

“How are you here? I put you in the deepest, darkest hole I could find!” shrieked Chrysalis, the queen rubbing a growing bruise on her cheek.

“We would never let them suffer after our mistake,” stated Babs Seed who trotted up to the queen, hoof gripping her poleaxe tightly.

“Yeah I mean you may have tricked us before but telling us they were bad was just dumb,” Scorch added.

“Realizing our error we made sure to right our wrong before we escaped,” Flurry Heart explained.

“Which wasn't actually that hard considering just how few guards you had,” Button Mash remarked with a shrug.

“Impossible! I had my best trap builder constructing numerous devious ways to ensure that they couldn't get to them,” Chrysalis replied.

“You know it's kind of weird not being the one doing the witty retorts,” Rainbow Dash whispered.

“Shh, don't ruin this moment of catharsis,” Fluttershy shushed.

“I was your best trap builder! My apprentice just spent all day jacking off to pony porno mags!” Shouted one of the freed changelings.

“Honestly it woulda been simple hadn't we been… ya know,” Button Mash muttered as awkward memories floated to the surface of his mind.


“What, uh, should we -mf- do with him?” Flurry Heart asked as she leaned heavily on her staff, the circle surrounding her crotch glowing brightly as Scorch pounded her holes ruthlessly.

“He's already knocked out,” added the dragon in question, who let out a puff of smoke as he gripped the chair he was standing next to a little tighter.

Button Mash bit his lip as he looked over to the changeling who lay sprawled out on the desk, a pool of drool growing on the book he had been apparently reading. Above him Babs Seed grunted, before cumming deep inside of the male’s asshole, her balls churning audibly. The cleric himself took a moment to enjoy the ecstasy of release, his own smaller orgasm splattering against the cold ground.

After he had finished completely, Button Mash shook his head, dismissing the strangely good sensation of the ropes which bound him to Babs’s Seed’s belly as well as their legs. “Don't touch him. Just grab that book. Maybe it can tell us how to get out of here,” Button Mash commanded.

“Sure thing,” Flurry Heart began, taking a step forward only to stop. “Scorch, stop thrusting when I’m walking. You could make me trip!”

Scorch shuddered. “Sorry boss lady. It's just hard to resist when I see those cute flanks of yours shaking around like that.”

Knowing where this was going, Babs Seed clopped her and her lover’s hooves against the ground, gaining their attention. “Grab that book first, flirt later,” she demanded.

Grumbling, Flurry Heart did as she was told, carefully sliding the tome out from under the slumbering changeling. Whose head thumped audibly against the table, causing all four of them to freeze up in fear. After several seconds of silence, Button Mash was contemplating knocking him out only for the changeling’s loud snoring to resume a second later.

“Whew, now let's see what's in here,” Flurry Heart murmured. “Hmm, looks like instructions on how to make various traps but he hasn't even made it more than a few pages.”

“What did he cover?” Scorch asked.

“Pressure plate traps, oh and there's a note,” Flurry Heart muttered, pulling a small slip of paper out of the front page. “The eastern tunnels (Which should be to the right of your room) contain high value targets and need to be trapped as thoroughly as possible. Do this and I may give back those magazines you love so much. P.S Do not mark all the pressure plates with your signature, that is stupid. P.P.S destroy this note.”

Scorch barely contained his laughter, which came out as a snort. “Oh that's rich. These guys are dumb as hell.”

“All the changelings with more then two brain cells to rub together must have left after the last time Chrysalis got her butt kicked,” Babs Seed remarked.

“Which helps us quite a bit,” Button Mas declared, clopping his and his lover’s hoof against the ground. “I’ve got it. Those targets must be the good changelings, as we came from the other way.”

“Which means if we find them we can find a way out of here!” Flurry Heart continued, the alicorn slowly rocking back and forth.

Babs Seed winced, recoiling and inadvertently pulling slightly back. “Yeah, lets just hope they are happy to see us.”

“Either way we have to break them out. After all, we got them into this mess in the first place,” Button Mash declared.

Scorch grunted. “Either way we gotta bust 'em out if we want to find our way outta here so let's go already.”

Flurry Heart nodded. “Right, you take the lead. I’ll follow and the love birds will follow behind us.”

“I swear to Cadance, if you make another taking it up the rear joke I’ll-” Button Mash began only to be surprised when he felt his partner suddenly begin to orgasm, painting his insides in even more cum. “Did you just finish?”

Babs Seed shrugged. “What, you get really tight when you’re angry.”

Button Mash blushed. “Lets just go already, otherwise my belly is going to be dragging across the ground by the time we get outta here.”

“At least you only have one dick to worry about. At this rate I think cum will start shooting outta my nose within the hour,” Flurry Heart remarked, the mare clutching her pregnant looking stomach.

Scorch shuddered. “Fuck that would be hot.”

The alicorn rolled her eyes and gave his ass a smack. “Let's get moving. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in some cave.”

“What do you have against caves huh? They're great!” Scorch exclaimed.

Button Mash sighed as the two walked out of the room, his gaze lingering on the still slumbering changeling. “I don't know how that guy slept through all that.”

“No kidding. He's an even heavier sleeper then you,” Babs Seed remarked, the futa mare trotting their combined bulk out of the room.

“Well at least I don't snore,” sniped Button Mash with a grin.

“I do not snore!” Babs Seed declared.

The door shut on the small room, startling a certain changeling out of his slumber and making him jerk upwards in his chair. Sniffing the air, the trap maker immediately caught a familiar scent, one that confused him quite a bit.

“I thought I tossed away all my jizz rags,” muttered the changeling before shrugging and absently grabbing another book which would serve as his pillow. “Ahh whatever. I’ll clean it up later.”


“Honestly it woulda been simple hadn't we been… ya know,” Button Mash muttered as awkward memories floated to the surface of his mind.

“Fucking all the time?” Applejack deadpanned.

“Applejack! Don't be so gauche,” Rarity reprimanded.

The apple farmer shrugged. “What, it’s an apt description.”

“She is technically correct, you know, which is the best kind of correct,” Twilight added.

“Silence!” Chrysalis screeched. “You may have cornered me but I am not some child that will go down without a fight.”

“Finally, the good part,” Babs Seed remarked, lowering her weapon.

“Oh she's my favorite,” added Rainbow Dash.

The queen rose to her full height, horn glowing brightly. “I am a queen! With more power in one hoof then you have in the lot of you! I’ve seen empires rise and fall, witnessed the birth of nations and I will not- what are-”

Chrysalis never got to finish her rant as Button Mash decked the changeling hard enough to make her jaw make an uncomfortable crunch sound. Her head then pitched to the side, her body twisting away as the feminine stallion spun around and delivered a two hooved buck to the side of her face. Chitin met stone and the changeling queen crumpled into an uncomfortable looking heap, her horn’s light winking out a second later.

“Nevermind, that one’s my favorite,” Rainbow Dash muttered after a short pause.

“Holy crap dude. You laid her out!” Babs Seed proclaimed.

Button Mash winced as he looked down at his cracked hoof. “Sorry if you guys wanted to wail on her too but I knew she would underestimate me.”

“That was one hell of a buck. Where did you learn to do that?” Scorch inquired.

“I am an earth pony you know,” Button Mash proudly proclaimed. “I may be a bit on the thin side, but I can still buck a tree, or in this case, jerk.”

“Well if heroing doesn't work out for ya there is a spot open at the farm for a tough guy like you,” Applejack remarked with a chuckle.

“Well that went… surprisingly well,” Twilight murmured, the unicorn trotting over and prodding the fallen queen. “Kind of expected her to jump up and spout some nonsense about being unstoppable or how she's going to take over the world.”

“I think she was trying to become a god this time,” Pinkie Pie pointed out.

“Whatever Chrysalis’ plan was, I’m glad that it was dealt with,” remarked what seemed to be the freed changeling’s leader who stepped forward. “Consider us even.”

Flurry Heart breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh thank goodness. I don't know what I would have done if that weighed on my conscience for much longer.”

“Pfft, you ponies need to relax,” remarked Scorch with a smirk. “We got tricked and then did the right thing. Of course we’re even. Heck, I’d say were more than even considering we got ol’ cheeselegs off their case permanently.”

“I don't know, she's rather hard to keep imprisoned you know,” Twilight added.

“Just break her legs or whatever,” Scorch remarked.

Rarity rolled her eyes. “We will not resort to such barbarism, thank you very much.”

“Yeah I gotta agree with Rarity on this one. Chrysalis is an evil jerk, but there has to be someplace we can lock her up where she can't break out of,” Button Mash stated confidently.

“You need not worry about that my child,” spoke a feminine voice which seemed to originate from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

“Wait mom, is that you?” Flurry Heart asked, the alicorn turning left and right, searching for the voice.

Everyone turned to where the entrance of the room glowed a faint rose gold color, pink petals blowing into the space on some unseen wind. The air itself shimmered for a moment, a vaguely pony like shape coming into focus as if she had always been there and no one had noticed. A gust carried the pink petals across the room, bringing with it the scent of lavender as well as that of a summer breeze.

The pink furred and multi hued haired alicorn stepped forth into the cave, her wings flapping once before settling against either side of her body. A serene smile graced her soft features, an expression which only grew wider when it settled on Button Mash and his group. Everyone immediately recognized the goddess of love, with the changelings ducking into a short bow while Twilight and her friends gave her a simple nod of respect.

Button Mash however, nearly tripped over himself to bow before the goddess, as the cleric was trying to straighten his robes at the same time. “Oh my gosh, I must look terrible. Please forgive me lady Cadance,” muttered the stallion.

Flurry Heart groaned, and roughly pulled the male into a stand. “Come on Button Mash, I told you she hates it when people do that.”

“Oh uh, right,” muttered the earth pony.

Babs Seed gave the approaching alicorn a nod and a grin. “Nice to finally meetcha, my lady? Mrs Sparkle? What do I call you?”

The goddess chuckled. “Just Cadance is fine, though I’ll have to tell Shiny about that. Mrs Sparkle does have an interesting ring to it.”

“Kinda makes it sound like your married to Twilight!” Pinkie Pie proclaimed.

The aforementioned unicorn sputtered wildly, her face growing a bright red. “It does not!” shrieked Twilight Sparkle.

“Nah, it totally does. I mean, who calls Shining Armor by his full name anyway?” Rainbow Dash added.

“I am both surprised and impressed with your tenacity and empathy,” Cadance began, pressing a hoof against Button Mash’s shoulder. “Truly you are everything one of my faithful should be.”

“Oh my gosh I can't believe this is happening,” whispered Button Mash who turned to Babs Seed. “Quick, make sure I’m not dreaming.”

The fighter shrugged and slugged him in the shoulder. “There ya go.”

“I meant pinch me dammit,” Button Mash muttered, glaring daggers at the chuckling fighter.

Cadance’s smile lessened when she looked from her priest to her daughter. “You on the other hoof, I am quite disappointed in. When we get home we are going to have a long talk missy.”

“Aww come on! I helped defeat Chrysalis!” Flurry Heart replied.

Cadance took a step back and sighed. “Yes you did, but you also disobeyed your father and I. You could have at least written us a letter or something, you nearly worried Shining half to death.”

“I-” Flurry Heart gulped, and hung her head. “I understand mother.”

“Woah there, I don't really know what's going on here but Flurry Heart has been like a huge help to everyone. Doesn't saving a bunch of innocent lives earn her at least one get out of jail free card?” Interrupted Scorch, who stepped between Flurry Heart and her mother.

“It's fine Scorch,” Flurry Heart remarked sadly. “I saw this coming.”

“Screw that noise,” Scorch snorted. “Doing all that hero stuff has to be worth something. Heck, you got me to finally come out of that cave and actually talk to ponies instead of just beating them up whenever they trespassed on my turf.”

“That was more of a team effort,” Babs Seed retorted.

“You guys were good but let's be real here. Flurry Heart did all the heavy lifting on that one,” Scorch retorted.

Images of the rather intense, and lengthy intercourse session flashed through Button Mash’s mind. “Yes well. As much as I hate to disagree with you lady Cadance, Flurry Heart has been an integral part of our team,” Button Mash exclaimed.

Cadance raised an eyebrow, and glanced over to Twilight who shrugged. “Well then, perhaps I was too hasty. Maybe instead of grounding you we could come up with a different sort of punishment,” offered the alicorn.

“Like what, exactly?” replied Flurry Heart cautiously.

“Your father and I will come have lunch with you and your friends as well as your…” Cadance’s gaze lingered on Scorch. “Special friend so we can discuss your adventure.”

“Moooom, it's not like that!” Whined the young alicorn. “I swear if you use your magic on me I’m never talking to you again.”

“Don't worry hunny, I wouldn't do that to you,” Cadance smirked. “Plus it would kinda be overkill at this point.”

“MOOOOM!” Shouted Flurry Heart, face burning bright red.

Scorch blinked. “I have no idea what happened but I feel slightly insulted.”

“Don't worry about it,” assured Cadance before turning towards Babs Seed. “While we are on the topic of special friends… You do know you’re going to have to be the one to ask him out right?”

The fighter blinked, and looked at Scorch. “But I don't even like the guy.”

“Hey!”

“I mean, he's a good lay and decent friend but I don't feel that way towards Scorch,” Babs Seed remarked.

“I um, think she means me,” Button Mash muttered weakly.

“Indeed I was,” Cadance replied, smiling widely. “But before you two make it official, I just thought I’d let you know that you’ve proven yourself worthy of becoming my emissary. Go in peace young Button Mash, and spread the word of love wherever you go.”

The alicorn planted a light kiss on the priest’s forehead before taking a step back, and being suddenly engulfed in a flurry of rose petals which came out of nowhere. In an instant she was gone, as was Chrysalis, leaving Button Mash completely overwhelmed and more than a little confused.

He didn't have long to contemplate this however, as Babs Seed took him by the hoof. “Button Mash. Would you become my boyfriend?”

The stallion’s jaw hung open. “Bwuh?”

“More like girlfriend if you ask me,” remarked a snickering Scorch.

Flurry Heart slugged the dragon in the shoulder but secretly shared in his mirth, laughing along with him.

“I mean, that's if you want,” Babs Seed muttered weakly.

Button Mash lurched forward, pressing his lips against the taller pony’s, his hooves wrapping about her neck. Several breathless moments later the stallion pulled back, and pressed his forehead against his lover’s.

“Of course I’ll be your boyfriend,” he whispered.

Babs Seed’s blush grew, and she wrapped a hoof about the male’s shoulder. “I probably should have done this sooner huh?”

Button Mash giggled and shook his head. “It's fine. I didn't think I’d ever feel this way about a close friend, nevermind a mare.”

“I am pretty awesome huh?” Babs Seed exclaimed.

“That you are Babs,” whispered Button Mash. “That you are.”


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