Dungeons and Dicks

by Jest

Caves Of Shadow

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The road was long, dusty, and more or less devoid of other travelers. Most avoiding the older dirt path in favor of utilizing the new rail system which gave the Everfree forest a wider berth then the road did. The few people the party saw were mostly merchants who couldn't afford to ship their goods by rail, but there were a few adventurers who didn't mind the added danger of the nearby forest. All of whom either gave the party a wide, respective distance, or nodded briefly, affirming their presence without saying a word.

Button Mash grumbled to himself. “You said it wasn't far, but this is taking forever.”

“I told you to stop skipping on your endurance training but nooo, that was too difficult for you.” Babs Seed remarked, while rolling her eyes.

“We can't all be built like a brick shit house.” Button Mash retorted.

“Your house is shit.” Babs Seed replied, the mare sticking her tongue out at her friend.

“That isn't, you…” He sighed. “Nevermind. How far is it, Flurry- I mean Bleeding Heart?”

“Not far.” Replied Flurry Heart with a shake of her head. “There is a stake marking the turn off which should be coming up shortly. The merchant left it behind for us.”

“Well it better be soon.” Babs Seed muttered. “I don't know how much of Button Mash’s whining I can take.”

“It was one time.” Whined Button Mash.

The fighter sighed and rolled her eyes. “Thats two. So Flurry Heart, why become an adventurer?”

“Its Bleeding Heart.” Flurry corrected.

Babs Seed shrugged. “Sorry about that. I’m not used to the whole code name thing.”

“It's not a big deal when no one is around, but I would rather not get caught a day after slipping out of the castle.” Flurry remarked with a slight hint of anger.

“So why did you leave anyway? Surely it wasn't just to help people. You could have done that without becoming an adventurer.” Button Mash added.

Flurry Heart sighed and hung her head. “I know its stupid, but my auntie really inspired me with all her stories of her adventures. I know they are some pretty big shoes to fill, but I feel like if I could do one tenth of what she did then I would have made a real difference.”

Babs Seed nodded. “The elements of harmony are as famous as they are awesome.”

“And are some of the greatest heroes the world has ever known.” Button Mash added.

“And hey if we are lucky, maybe one day we could become as strong as them.” Flurry Heart remarked optimistically.

Button Mash snickered. “I’d be okay with having only accomplished a single feat of heroism that was even close to the many in their impressive repertoire.”

“Really? You’d even face Chrysalis?” Babs Seed teased.

Button Mash nodded sternly. “I’d punch her right in her stupid ugly face.”

Flurry Heart snickered. “I’m sure mom would love to see that.”

“Oh hey, were here.” Babs Seed interrupted, the fighter tapping a small peg next to the road, which had been half hidden by a nearby bush.

Flurry Heart nodded. “I’m assuming you know something of this forest? My own knowledge is… minimal, as my father worried it might make me curious enough to explore it.”

“That sounds a little overkill.” Button Mash remarked with a slight wince.

“Yeah, dad apparently went pretty crazy after I was born. He's a lot better now but yeah, its not great.” Flurry Heart trailed off and shook her head.

“Well all you need to know is that it's super dangerous after you get a little deeper, and less dangerous near the outskirts. Only slimes, the occasional goblin, and maybe an owl bear or two can be found anywhere near civilization.” Babs Seed announced. “I can lend you a guide book once we are back in town.”

Flurry Heart nodded. “That would be nice. I’m kind of relying on you guys for now.”

“Well don't worry. I’ve read quite a bit about the forest as well and I’m confident we can handle a few slimes. Right Babs?” Button Mash declared.

“Right.” Babs Seed replied.

“Provided of course that you don't run off ahead again and end up getting your butt kicked.” Button Mash added with a shake of his head.

“Hey that was one time.” Whined Babs Seed.

“Are we going to go sometime today?” Flurry Heart interrupted.

“Right. Babs, you got point. I’ll be behind you, and Bleeding, you hang in the back and keep an eye on our rear.” Button Mash explained.

“Which shouldn't be too hard provided you can keep your eyes off this rear.” Babs Seed snickered, giving Button Mash’s ass a slap in emphasis.

“H-hey!” Button Mash exclaimed, the male raising his staff to strike back only to find that Babs seed had already broken into a sprint, laughing all the while. “Get back here you jerk!”

Flurry Heart watched him run for a few seconds, before shaking her head and trotting after him. “It is a really nice ass.” She muttered.


“Are you sure this is it?” Babs Seed whispered, the fighter crouched next to a tree while the rest of the party were huddled in a nearby bush.

Flurry Heart nodded only to wince and pluck the thorn from her cheek. “Yes. I’m sure this is the place. The merchant said he chased one of the slimes back here only for there to be a whole bunch of them waiting for him.”

“Ambush tactics? From a slime?” Babs Seed replied, the mare raising an eyebrow. “That doesn't seem right.”

“Slimes do have enough intelligence to know when they can't win a fight.” Button Mash added.

“Plus I’m fairly certain the merchant actually just followed the slime, and there was probably no chasing involved.” Flurry Heart clarified. “He looked like an honest enough man, though I felt as though he was trying to save face for losing his stock to a bunch of slimes.”

“That does sound like a typical male thing to do.” Stated Babs Seed quite matter of factly.

“Hey, I don't do that.” Button Mash replied with a frown.

“Well your not a typical male.” Babs Seed shot back.

Grumbling, Button Mash frowned. “Fair. Now how are we doing this? Did he give a description on the interior? Branching paths, etc?”

Flurry Heart shook her head. “He did not, but don't worry I can use a spell to map out some of the interior.”

“Are you sure that's a good idea? Don't you only have like three spells a day?” Button Mash inquired.

Flurry Heart shrugged. “They are only slimes. Besides, we need to know the layout of the cave in order to plan our attack.”

“She's not wrong.” Babs Seed added.

Button Mash sighed, but reluctantly nodded. “Fine, but try and keep the rest for defensive purposes, we don't know how many are in there.”

“Sounds good.” Flurry Hearty agreed before lighting her horn, and casting a quick spell, one that made the entrance to the cave briefly light up.

After a few seconds of silence, wherein Flurry Heart’s face was twisted in an expression of concentration, the alicorn nodded and opened her eyes. “There is only one passage, and it doesn't shift too much or go too deep even. Not many stalagmites either.” She announced confidently.

“Well that's good. We don't even need torches then. Which is good because I forgot to pack any.” Babs Seed admitted.

Shaking his head, Button Mash gripped his staff. “Right, you girls ready?”

They both nodded back, with Flurry Heart pulling back her hood and allowing her to see a little easier. “Let's do this.” Declared the necromancer.

“Stay behind me and we should be good.” Babs Seed confidently added.

“Okay then, let's do this.” Button Mash announced before the trio began to stealthy creap forwards, the party soundlessly slipping through the dense underbrush.

The entrance to the cave was fairly standard for this area of the woods, the rough, naturally forming hole being just tall enough to allow Flurry Heart to walk without having to bend down. Though it could only support walking in single file for the most part, it didn't dip or rise suddenly, and there were few other outcroppings to get in their way. Something which also meant they werent about to get ambushed anytime soon, in addition to not having to worry about side passages too much.

Each member of the party was grinning, and confident, with even Button Mash getting caught up in the excitement that was rising in his belly. The thrill of the hunt combined with the visceral feeling of risk making his hooves a little sweaty, and his heart beat a little faster. Danger and him werent exactly known to one another, as the church generally being a safe place, but he had a feeling all that would change soon.

With a gulp, he continued to creep deeper, noting that although the light began to fade the deeper they went, it never disappeared completely. They could even see relatively easily, though the shadows were deepening, and the path ahead darkened somewhat. The slow pace combined with Button Mash’s relative inexperience with danger was making the male jumpy, and he gripped his staff tightly as the light began to dim.

“Do you see anything?” He whispered, leaning close to Babs Seed.

“No, nothing- wait. I think I see something.” Babs Seed whispered, grabbing her pole axe. “I got you now you little bugger.”

Leaping forwards, the fighter brought her weapon down hard a slime which had been hiding behind one of the few stalagmites which dotted the area. The sound of her weapon ricocheting off the ground, made Button Mash wince, the slime having slipped out of the way at the last second.

Cursing, Babs Seed quickly steadied herself before bringing down her weapon over and over. “Just. Hold. Still.” She shouted, her poleaxe filling the small cave with the clatter of steel on stone.

Button Mash was about to offer his assistance when he noticed Babs Seed had begun to run after the fleeing slime, shouting obscenities all the while. “Get back here you stupid thing!” She shouted, the clang of her weapon audible every few seconds.

“We better hurry.” Button Mash muttered before noticing that Flurry Heart’s horn had lit up. “Wait, what are you-” Was all he managed to say before the alicorn teleported away. “Damn it all.”

Grumbling, he sprinted down the cave, running after his companions which were now far ahead of him. He was so preoccupied with catching up to his friends that Button Mash didn't even notice a small Stalagmite rise out of the ground until it already hit his forehoof. A strangled oof was all he managed before he landed face first against the ground, knocking the wind out of himself.

Struggling back into a standing position, the male grumbled bitterly, and made a note of healing his minor injuries when he had the time to do so. He had wasted long enough he decided, and began to run once more, this time while also paying a fair bit more attention to the layout of the cave. Careening around the corner, Button Mash noted that despite the sudden shift in direction, it was still relatively bright, a plethora of bioluminescent mushrooms lighting up the larger room he now stood within.

A room which was roughly circular, with a wide flat floor, and a high ceiling covered in the same fungus that the walls were. In the center of which were his two companions, one swinging her weapon wildly, while rarely managing to hit anything. While the other was in the middle of casting a spell, her horn glowing with dark energy, necromantic power slowly building and filling the air.

Button Mash watched as she released the spell with a cry, jabbing a black glowing hoof towards one of the nearly dozen slimes that surrounded her on all sides. The limb impacted the slime, only to fizzle immediately, with the caster looking at the slime in confusion. Before that same slime surged forward and wrapped about her forehoof, making the pony cry out in panic.

Sighing, Button Mash grabbed his staff and began to bring it down on the nearest slime, smacking the thing repeatedly, until it was little more than mush. Unfortunately for him, the rest of the group had seemingly grown aware of his presence by then and turned towards him. Though this brought some attention away from Flurry Heart, that hardly mattered, as within seconds the alicorn had become completely bound by the bluish green slime creatures.

Her forelegs were stuck fast, and no matter how much she struggled nothing seemed strong enough to break the hold they had on her. They werent done there though, and other slimes hastily joined the first, slipping up her body, and binding her back hooves together before dragging her to the ground. A strangled cry for help was all she managed before her entire body was restrained by the thick goo which encapsulated all four of her limbs.

“Hold on Flurry, I got you!” Yelled Babs Seed, who turned away from her latest victim, and swung her now dull axe towards the slime around Flurry Heart’s waist.

Only to come incredibly close and somehow managing to cut straight through Flurry heart’s cloak like a hot knife through butter. “Woah, watch it you almost hit me!” Flurry Heart cried, as she continued to struggle against her captors.

“Woops, sorry, just stop moving so much.” Babs Seed grumbled before raising her forehooves once more.

The next chop never came though, as her forelegs were suddenly stuck fast, a slime having dropped down from the ceiling and bound them together. When her limbs didn't heed her call, Babs Seed found herself falling forward, landing right next to Flurry Heart. Her back legs were also quickly wrapped up in goo, and though a firm kick seemed to dislodge them a little, it wasn't enough to remove them completely.

“Get off of me you stupid slimy fuckers.” Babs Seed cursed, thrashing and kicking as she did so.

“Hold on, I’m coming!” Button Mash cried, the male smashing another slime into oblivion only for two more to take his place, and stop him dead in his tracks.

“Do something Button!” Babs Seed yelled as she continued to kick and thrash away.

“I’m. Trying!” Button Mash yelled between smacks of his staff.

Smacks that were quickly becoming more and more useless, his attacks being met by a larger and larger mass of slimes. Until at last they did nothing, his weapon getting stuck fast in the central mass of monster goop that lay before him.

“Oh no.” He cried, before falling forward, his momentum getting the better of him.

The slimey, pulsing mass of monsters reached out and encapsulated him almost immediately. His forehooves were instantly captured, and though he tried to pull back, and to yank them free, he didn't have the strength necessary to accomplish such a feat. His forehooves all but glued to the floor, Button Mash began to cast a spell which would free him from any binding.

That didn't last for long though, as by the time his spell neared the halfway point his entire body up to his neck was covered in thick slime. With his movements restricted, the spell began to fizzle, and try as he might, Button Mash couldn't resist the strength of the slimes. When he finally opened his eyes, and gave up on his spell, he noticed that his friends were all similarly bound, and utterly helpless.

Babs Seed and Flurry Heart both rested on their sides, limbs twitching as they tried to fight back. It was all for nought however, as the slimes had completely covered their bodies, binding their limbs and restricting their movement completely. Even Babs Seed’s vaunted earth pony strength could do little to resist the slimes, who seemed content at the moment to simply cover the three ponies up to their necks.

“What is going to happen to us?” Flurry Heart asked nervously.

“Slimes rarely kill, and are more than likely to simply let us go after we exhaust ourselves.” Button Mash began, only to gulp when he felt the slime around his waist begin to shift and move back. “Though they have been known to do something else with the ponies they catch…”

“And what is that?” Flurry Heart asked nervously, the pony distinctly aware that the slime was beginning to touch and feel all over her body, as if looking for something in particular.

“They fuck their prey.” Babs Seed remarked with a grunt. “They deposit a bunch of eggs inside the pony and let them wander back to civilization, trailing eggs as they do so.”

“Oh, oh no.” Flurry Heart whispered, before beginning to thrash with renewed determination.

It was as wasted an effort as ever though, and Button Mash closed his eyes and quickly began to mutter a prayer to Cadance, seeking the love god’s assistance. She didn't seem to hear his pleas for help though, as something large, and slimy was now prodding at the stallion’s back door. Whispering faster, Button Mash closed his eyes a little tighter, trying to ignore how strangely good it already felt.

Something that was growing harder and harder to do as the slime began to caress his body. The monster had an almost unnatural dexterity, and knowledge of what points he found most pleasurable, making the male blush hard. From his hooves to his neck, to his flanks, the slime touched, and brushed across him, never hard, and always with an oddly loving edge to it.

Suddenly all the erotic novels and comics about ponies making love to slimes made sense to the male. By the time the creature had begun to press against his back door with slightly more force, he was completely hard, his cock twitching madly under him. The slime shifted as it began to caress his throbbing length, squeezing, and pulsing as if replicating the sensation of fucking someone. It was a difficult feeling to ignore, and Button Mash squeezed his eyes shut even tighter.

In front of him, his companions were dealing with something similar, the slimes having slipped under their clothes, and armor and caressing them in the same way as Button Mash was currently experiencing. Their struggles had all but died by then, with Flurry Heart merely laying there in shock as she felt her entire body get touched in ways she had never felt before. From her breasts, up to her wings which had been up until now hidden under her robes, the creature touched, and teased her nude form.

Unused to the feelings of another being touching her body in such a manner, the young girl couldn't help but moan aloud. Her pussy twitched a second before the slime began to push against her marehood, sliding inside of her only after she had begun to profusely leak liquid arousal. The mare’s eyes closed, and she purred in delight as she felt the slime insert a long, thin tentacle inside of her, the object snaking deep into her pussy. Though not very big, it was perfect, the tentacle somehow knowing exactly how deep to go, and where to touch asb it did so.

Babs Seed did her best to ignore the half muttered moans of her closest companion, and the frantic praying of her most distant one. Something that was a little easier to do then ignore the feelings of pleasure that emanated from seemingly her entire body at once. Her privates had remained unmolested up until now, her armor having done its job for the most part. Though even it couldn't hold back the slime’s slippery body for long, and it was only a few moments before Babs Seed could feel several thin tentacles slip inside of her.

One slipped past the meagre resistance she put up, and pushed itself deep into her pussy, making her moan against her will. Despite her anger at her situation, Babs Seed couldn't help but admit that the tentacle was the perfect length, and width for her. The slime having quickly adapted to her body and made the tentacle grow much thicker than Babs Seed’s past boyfriends. It also felt about ten times as good, and hit twice as deep as any past lover had managed before.

The creature didn't seem sure of what to do with Button Mash and only pushed the thinnest of tentacles into his ass after testing and prodding his hole for quite a while. The feeling was undeniably pleasurable, with Button Mash reluctantly admitting that the slime was a better lover than most. A fact that became even more obvious when it began to rub and caress his prostate, making his cock twitch and spasm as pre erupted from the tip.

“Oooh that's good.” He whispered, the male quickly forgetting his prayer as a haze of lust overtook his mind.

The tentacle inside of him grew slowly, as if testing his resolve, and ensuring he could stretch around it without getting injured by its increased length and width. Button Mash could take it all with ease though, and he hardly even cared that it was slowly becoming as thick, and as long as a regular pony cock. What he did notice was the way that another tentacle slid inside mouth, startling him out of his stupor.

The tentacle in his mouth retreated almost instantly, and the male couldn't help but feel a little bad for freaking out like he did. He wasn't opposed to the idea of getting spit roasted after all, as that would have been quite hypocritical given his past experiences. As if able to sense this, the tentacle entered back into his mouth, and across his tongue before sliding down, into his throat. The feeling was intense as it was strange, with Button Mash muttering a slurred moan of pleasure, the tentacles in his holes quickly alternating between thrusting, and pulling back.

Something Flurry Heart was also getting used to as the slimy appendage in her own mouth was growing as thick as the one in her pussy now was. Though not nearly the size of the one inside of either of her partners, it was big for her, and gave her more than enough pleasure to reduce her into a puddle of ecstasy. The slimes attempts at penetrating her other hole were quickly rebuffed however, as Flurry heart wasn't interested in getting fucked there.

She had enough new experiences to worry about as is, including getting her breasts massaged by what felt like a hundred dexterous appendages at once. All of whom made sure to tease, twist and play with her nipples, making her moan and writhe on the ground. Her breasts had always been rather small, but also incredibly sensitive, something the slime seemed to instinctively know.

While this was happening the appendage inside of her cunt began to pump faster, deeper, growing only slightly larger in order to better satiate Flurry Heart’s growing appetite for pleasure. At the same time this was happening, the one inside of her mouth had grown to match the first one, fucking her throat in time for the other tentacle’s movements. By then Flurry Heart had forgotten all about her own surroundings, and trembled as she could feel her first orgasm begin to edge ever closer.

Babs Seed was unlike her companion in many ways, as for one, the earth pony was very well endowed. Heavy breasts dangled from just above her crotch, her armor having been striped away at some point by the slime which covered almost her entire body right up until her nose. Like Flurry Heart, the slime was giving her mammary glands plenty of attention, rubbing, caressing, and teasing them continually. Unlike her companion, Babs Seed was now on her stomach, her ass raised into the air as both of her back holes were filled and fucked.

Thick appendages much larger than the average dick pounded into her holes, stuffing her full of slime each time they bottomed out inside of her. Something that happened frequently as the slimey creature fucked her brutally, and without remorse, exactly like Babs Seed liked. Its thousands of tiny hands roughly gripped and tweaked her nipples while groping and squeezing her heaving breasts.

While this was happening, her mouth was similarly penetrated, the size of that particular invader being slightly smaller than the ones inside of her pussy and ass but not by much. Babs Seed had held out longer than the rest of her party, but when she had finally given in and succumbed to the pleasure she all but lost herself in it. She moaned whorishly as her holes were brutalized by the monster, what felt like her entire body being violated by the unthinking monster.

Her eyes rolled into the back of her head, as she came, her legs trembling, and becoming weaker by the second. The orgasm was so intense, and the orgasm so all consuming that there was no doubt the mare would have fallen over had her body not been supported by the slime. The creature in question seemed to hum in approval, drinking deep from Babs Seed’s pleasure, and relishing in her orgasm.

A scene which was playing out not too far away from the fighter.

Button Mash’s entire body trembled as he was fucked hard and fast by the biggest pair of cocks he could imagine. His stomach and throat bulged visibly each time they bottomed out inside of him, the slimey appendages perfectly replicating the feeling of real dicks. So perfectly was this replication that when Button Mash closed his eyes he could almost imagine himself getting spit roasted by two massively hung stallions.

The huge cocks were exactly what he craved, their sheer size and length bringing him to a screaming orgasm. Cum pulsed and shot from the tip of his cock, which was then eaten by the slime, disappearing in a matter of seconds. While this was happening, the creature wasn't slowing one bit, pounding the male’s abused holes with every bit of speed the feminine stallion craved. On and on he came, the slime milking him of every last drop he had to give, its thick appendages bringing the boy closer to heaven than any prayer had ever done before.

No rest was given for the femboy, who continued to get railed even as his orgasm dulled and stopped. Though initially such a continuation would have been uncomfortable especially after finishing only a second ago, now it simply didn't. Whatever strange pheromones it must have released had allowed the stallion to become hard a second after orgasming and get right back into things.

He hardly even noticed the sensation of something slightly thicker, and less squishy sliding inside of his asshole and traveling deep into his body before being released. He was dimly aware of the egg settling far into his guts, stretching his insides even more than they already had been. Button Mash was hardly in a proper state of mind though, and he quickly ignored that feeling even as a second, and a third quickly followed.

The slime dick currently pounding his ass made sure to go deeper, and harder, ensuring that the eggs inside the male’s ass didn't fall out. Something that wasn't about to happen anytime soon given just how many inches of slime dick were shoved inside of him. While this was happening Button Mash could feel some sort of slimy liquid start dribbling down his throat. The effects of that liquid were immediate, and pronounced, making the male instantly begin to feel calmer, and even more turned on.

Even the growing bulge in his midsection wasn't enough to garner more than a single swiftly dismissed thought. He couldn't seem to bring himself to care about the way his sleek, feminine figure was becoming warped as more and more eggs were pushed inside of him. His ass was already feeling quite full, yet it was a pleasant fullness, one that brought more stretching, and even more pleasure for the male.

Not far away from him a similar situation was playing out as Flurry Heart was getting her womb pumped full of slime eggs. The depth of the penetration should have been painful, but the pleasurable numbness made sure that never happened. Even the feeling of having an egg roughly pushed inside her foal factory couldn't make Flurry Heart mad. Between the cock which pounded her pussy, the one roughly violating her throat, or the many feelers which caressed and teased her tits, she was in heaven.

Though her logical mind also warned her of the fact that she was quickly getting stuffed to the gills with slime eggs, Flurry Heart couldn't bring herself to care. This moment was too good, and besides that, her next orgasm was quickly rearing its head and she didn't want to ruin the moment. Not even for something so small as acknowledging the fact that she now had a distinct paunch due to all the eggs inside of her womb.

Babs Seed was suffering a similar fate, though on a much larger scale, as eggs poured into not only her womb, but her ass as well. She had also received an extra large dose of numbing fluid, and the girl’s belly had already begun to grow before the eggs had even started coming. Something that became more noticeable as dozens of eggs were packed inside of her, one after another, and seemingly without end.

She too was distinctly aware of the eggs which filled her, and she too ignored those thoughts, and that realization in particular. She was having the best orgasms of her entire life, and no amount of getting monster eggs fucked into her holes could stop that. Furthermore, she knew that slime eggs didn't hurt who they were inserted into, in addition to feeling just fantastic. The way they stretched her holes, and forced her body to adapt to the growing bulge in her midsection was beyond comparison.

Even the mare’s rather exhaustive list of lovers couldn't compare to how she felt right now, her third orgasm in as many minutes already tearing through her body. A sentiment that everypony in the room seemed to share, as they all twitched, writhed, and moaned in ecstasy. The passage of time seemed to become secondary to the three ponies, as they hardly even noticed the increasingly numerous eggs pushed inside of them.

Button Mash had tried to keep count, but quickly lost focus, his mind growing numb as he came for what felt like the twentieth time. His stomach bulged obscenely, dozens of eggs now filling his intestines as the slime continued to fuck both of his holes. Though the creature seemed to be trying to maintain the same brutal pace it had kept up nearly the entire time, its thrusts were becoming increasingly sporadic.

The brief lull in between orgasms gave Button Mash a moment of clarity where he realized how small, and sad looking his slimey lover had gotten. His legs were no longer bound by the slime, and he was free to move around though he hadn't noticed it until now. There was a moment of hesitation as he considered merely letting the slime fuck him even more, but the growing weight in his midsection was becoming hard to carry.

With a sad sigh, he grabbed the thin, slowly shrinking slime dick in his mouth and pulled it out of his throat before tossing it aside. Grabbing his staff, the priest smashed the heavy peice of wood against the side of the slime’s central mass. That seemed to do the trick, with the creature dislodging itself, from his backside and landing in a confused heap.

Not wanting to give the slime a chance to react, Button Mash grunted and grabbed the staff in both hooves before bringing it down as hard as he could on the slime’s head. Once, twice, and then a third time, the last blow being enough to reduce the slime to an inert pile of goo. Breathing hard, Button Mash rested a hoof on his obscenely large stomach which easily looked large enough to make him appear pregnant.

Shaking his head, the male straightened his slime covered robe, and turned to his companions, noticing that Flurry Heart was still in heaven, the mare still moaning and writhing as she came. Babs Seed however was stomping the slimes into the ground, an act that was made more difficult by the fact that her belly was so big it was like she was carrying triplets nearly to term. Still, the slimes were so weakened from filling her with eggs that they could only weakly crawl away only to get crushed by a hoof.

Stumbling his way over to the most recent addition to their party, Button Mash used his staff to sweep the slime out from under Flurry Heart. The twin appendages slid out of her holes as the slime was batted aside, landing in a heap a few feet away. Blinking and confused, Flurry Heart looked around, her eyes wide, and desperate to find her slimey lover.

The second her gaze met Button Mash’s that all changed though, and she seemed to remember where she was, and what had just happened, with the girl blushing profusely. Button Mash chuckled and turned away, focusing on the retreating slime which he quickly bludgeoned to death with his staff. Now exhausted, the male fell back onto his butt, a hoof instantly going to his midsection and rubbing the distended flesh in slow circles.

“Fucking slimes.” Babs Seed muttered, punctuating each word with a stomp of her hooves.

“Did you get them all?” Button Mash asked without looking up.

“None escaped my wrath.” Babs Seed replied only to wince and fall to her knees. “Damn this heavy. How the hell did they pack me so full?”

Button Mash raised an eyebrow and glanced over at her, only realizing just how truly huge she was. “Damn girl, you werent kidding.”

Babs Seed grumbled, and pushed on her stomach, causing a few eggs to squirt out of her holes and land on the stone floor. “I hate slimes.”

“It wasn't… that bad.” Flurry Heart muttered, the alicorn straightening her cloak, and rising to a standing position.

“Speak for yourself, you hardly got any eggs.” Babs Seed shot back, while she continued to push egg after egg out of her now stretched and descended holes.

Button Mash grit his teeth and pushed himself into a standing position with his staff. “We should clean ourselves up by the river, the eggs can't survive in water.”

“Good point.” Babs Seed muttered, the mare quickly standing as well before squishing the eggs that she had already managed to eject from her body.

Flurry Heart nodded. “Right. Which way do we go?”

Button Mash pursed his lips. “There should be a small, calmer river to the south.”

“Well it better not be far.” Babs Seed grunted, the mare tossing her armor pieces onto her back. “Cus I don't know how far I can go.”

Button Mash shook his head. “It shouldn't be far. Five minutes tops.”

The mare grunted. “Good. Lets go.”

The trio began to walk away in silence, only for Flurry Heart to pipe up awkwardly. “So are we not going to talk about what happened back there?”

“Nope.” Button Mash replied.

“Not a word.” Added Babs Seed.

“Err alright then…” Flurry Heart muttered. “It was kind of hot though.”

The two other ponies blushed hard, and reluctantly admitted to themselves that it had indeed been hot. Even now they were both imagining getting fucked again and again by the slimes, with Babs Seed secretly imagining what she would look like if she was even bigger still.

Not like either would say a word about these thoughts though.


“Finally, civilization.” Babs Seed exclaimed grumpily, the mare leaning heavily on her poleaxe.

Button Mash sighed. “Thank goodness. I don't think I could have lasted more than a minute longer.”

“Well do try to stay standing for at least a little bit longer. We need to get our reward, and check out the bounty board.” Flurry Heart added, only to grunt, and lean on a peice of wood she had found on the side of the road. “After that, I say we hit the spa.”

“Agreed.” Button Mash and Babs Seed announced in unison.

“Where is this guy anyway?” Button Mash asked as the trio continued to trot into town, making a beeline for the marketplace at the center of town.

Ponies of all shapes and sizes flitted this way and that, the busy commercial area filled with many shops despite the growing lateness of the day. With the sun hanging low in the sky, it wouldn't be long before the crowd dispersed, and the shops closed, but they had at least an hour or two before that happened.

“Over there.” Flurry Heart pointed out, her features now obscured, and her voice modified in such a way that it was impossible to tell who was speaking, her cloak undamaged by the slimes.

Button Mash followed the mare’s hoof to where a rather fat spice merchant sat next to a nearly empty cart, a bored expression on his face. No customers stood before him, and few seemed to give him so much as a glance, the merchant obviously disheartened because of this. Without missing a beat, Flurry Heart trotted up to him, her imposing stature instantly grabbing the merchant’s attention and making him hop up to his hooves.

“Is it done? Are the slimes no more?” He asked, eyes already beaming.

Flurry Heart nodded. “The slimes are destroyed, and will not be coming back.” She replied.

“Wonderful!” He shouted gleefully. “You have made my day. Here, your payment.”

Reaching back into his cart, the merchant pulled out a jingling bag, opened it, gave it a quick inspection, and then handed it over. “It should all be there.” He declared with a smile.

“Thank you.” Flurry Heart replied.

“No problem. Oh and make sure to thank yer friends too!” The merchant shouted as Flurry Heart turned to leave.

The alicorn paused as her gaze lingered over the two other ponies who were standing a respectful distance back. Her first instinct was to dismiss the assertion that they were her friends, but that wasn't wholly true. After all, they had just gone through a rather… interesting, and personal experience together, which was something friends did right?

“I will.” She muttered, before trotting off.

“So, is it all there?” Button Mash asked, pointing to the bag.

Flurry Heart weighed the bag in her hoof before nodding. “Indeed.”

“Fuckin eh buddy!” Babs Seed shouted, while pumping a hoof in the air. “We should check out the bounty board quickly before the spa closes.”

“Good thinking, I don't want to miss out on that steam room. Maybe it can manage to cleanse my fur of the slime smell.” Button Mash added.

“What are we waiting for? Lead the way.” Flurry Heart offered, the alicorn extending a hoof in invitation.

Button Mash didn't hesitate, the male turning and quickly trotting towards the center of the marketplace, his companions close on his heels. A small crowd of armed and armored ponies milled about the sign, obscuring his line of sight and hiding the board from view. Gently pushing his way through the crowd, Button Mash stopped before the board, his gaze quickly scanning the few pieces of parchment left unclaimed.

“Anything good.” Babs Seed whispered, the mare leaning close to her friend as she too scanned the board.

“Doesn't look like it…” Button Mash muttered, the male finding plenty of quests for veteran adventurers, but few for the likes of them.

“Hey, I found one.” Flurry heart declared, the mare pointing to a peice of paper with the words ‘dragon removal wanted’ written across the top.

“We are not strong enough to fight a dragon.” Button Mash deadpanned. “Need I remind you what happened the last fight we had?”

Flurry heart shook her head. “It doesn't say we have to fight him, just get rid of him. Meaning there is a chance of doing this diplomatically.”

Button Mash pursed his lips and read the bulletin, quickly finding that it did indeed say what Flurry said it did. The male was about to mention his continued apprehension of such a job, only for Babs Seed to to interrupt his train of thought by pointing to another unclaimed job.

“Look, this one just wants someone to collect a rare plant. That shouldn't be too hard right?” She asked, while looking to her companions.

“The reward is a quarter of this one.” Flurry Heart pointed out, while tapping the dragon job.

“And four times less likely to end with us getting roasted.” Button Mash pointed out.

Flurry Heart rolled her eyes only to remember that her facial features werent visible. “Look. Just trust me on this. Mom made me read like every book there is on diplomacy. I got this.”

Button Mash sighed, and looked to his oldest friend. “What do you think Babs? That reward is really nice, and would set us up with some really nice stuff.”

“Its tempting…” Babs Seed muttered. “The ad only says he has to leave the premises, and there is a reward if its handled without bloodshed.”

“So? What do you say?” Flurry Heart pressed.

Babs Seed hummed and hawed, leaning left and right before finally sighing. “I guess we could try the dragon one. But if shit goes south, we run got it? I do not want to have to explain to Miss Mash that I got her son barbequed.”

“That's not my mother’s…” Button Mash sighed, and massaged his temples with his forehooves. “You know what, nevermind, just claim the job so we can hit up the spa. I think I can feel a headache coming on…”

Babs Seed snickered to herself, and pulled out an enchanted stamp from her bags before smacking it against the peice of paper and making it glow briefly before fading once more. The paper now sporting the symbol of their party, a pair of crossed staves, with an axe in the middle.

As her friends turned away, and began to trot towards the spa, Flurry Heart lingered, the mare staring at the symbol and noting the level of care that had been put it into it. Despite how they had only met earlier today, they evidently cared about her feelings, even including her in their little symbol. Unused to these strange feelings, Flurry Heart found herself dumbstruck, a wide grin growing across her face.

“Hey Bleeding, are you coming or what?” Shouted Button Mash.

Flurry Heart sniffed, and wiped away a small, solitary tear. “Y-yeah. I’m coming.”


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