My name is Shadow, a Filipino and Assassin by blood. I was in my car with my friends Jack (a British Assassin-turned-Templar) and Charm (an American innocent) and we were heading to a convention dedicated to fostering peace between us Assassins and Templars. Being in cosplay and (unloaded) weapons are allowed inside the Con, so I was in my Assassin robes while Jack was in his Templar uniform. Charm was is a Knight costume and all our weapons were in a duffle bag at the back of the car. I showed the parking attendant that I was an assassin and he let me park for free.

"You assassins are so lucky to have such privileges." Jack said as I turned off the car.

"Yes, yes we are." I said as we exited. We were about to enter when we realized that nobody got the weapons, I ran back and found the duffle bag was missing.

"Well, means we have to buy new stuff." Jack said when I came back empty handed.

"I've just got a hundred bucks on me." Charm said sadly.

"I carry half a thousand on me at all times so I'm good when it comes to cash." I said as I checked my wallet.

"I brought four hundred dollars with me." Jack said. "So we have a thousand bucks between each of us."

"Lets see if there's anything good here." Charm said as we entered. We walked around until we came across the merchant from the Resident Evil franchise. He looked at me and Jack and mumbled something under his breath.

"Hey merchant, is there a universe in trouble again?" I asked as I approached, he began to shake when I got close.

"You goddamn assassins and templars always find me, but to answer your question, yes there is." He answered.

"If you can hook us up with some gear we would happily save that universe." Jack said. "We're pretty bored now we can't kill each other."

"Sure, what do you need?" He asked, I bought myself a G36 (C variant), a short-sword, and a set of titanium hidden blades, Jack got a M468 and Saber, and Charm chose to get a broadsword and a shield. We paid eight hundred but gave the remaining two hundred as a tip for him after he gave us infinite ammo and indestructible weapons.

"By the way, you'll be sent to..." was the last thing I heard before I blacked out.

I woke up in a forest with my G36 on the ground by my side and my Glock in my holster. I stood up, picked up my rifle, and chambered a round before I set off in search for whatever is causing this world's unbalance. I walked around for a few hours without incident until I found Jack.

"Have you seen Charm?" I asked as I showed myself.

"Jesus Christ Shadow! You scared me half to death!" He shouted.

"Sorry, surprising someone is second nature to an assassin such as myself." I said.

"You surprised him? Dang...I wanted to see that." I heard Charm say as she showed herself from my right (Jack's left) and sheathed her broadsword.

"How long have you been standing there?" Jack asked.

"Long enough to hear what happened." She said which got a glare from Jack.

"We're here to save the world, not talk about jump scares." I said when we heard something from behind me. "There's a monster behind me, isn't there?"

"Yup." Was all Jack and Charm said before I turned and fired a burst from my G36 at the creature. The creature roared in pain as the burst connected with its face and I rolled under a claw before firing another burst.

Meanwhile, Jack fired his M468 on full auto whenever he had a clear shot and Charm charged with her broadsword and fought like she was from Dark Souls. Ducking and dodging while swinging her blade whenever she could. We quickly brought the beast down and I discovered it was a Manticore. I went over to its remains and began the traditional ritual for the dead.

"Requiescat in pace my worthy foe, may we meet again in hell." I whispered to the body.

"Can you hurry up? We don't have the time to wait for you to finish you ritual." Jack asked.

"Fine, I'm finished anyway." I said with a groan.

"SOMEPONY HELP!" Shouted a familiar voice.

"Somebody's in trouble, let's go!" Charm said as she ran towards the cries for help.

"Goddammit!" Me and Jack shouted when we saw who was in trouble, it was an ANTHRO Twilight Sparkle from my little pony being attacked by Timberwolves! She was in a green T-shirt and jeans

"Help me!" Cried Twilight as she put up a magic shield. We attacked the Timberwolves and killed them with ease.

"Thank you, wait...your not ponies! What in Equestria are you?!" She shouted as I she saw our faces.

"What? You've never seen a human before?" Jack asked as he slung his rifle over his shoulder.

"H-human?! Y-your s-supposed t-to b-be myths!" She stuttered in fear as she slowly backed away before teleporting.

"Well, that went well." Charm said sarcastically. Since we knew we were in My Little Pony, we easily navigated what we assumed was the everfree forest and arrived at ponyville at around noon.

"Now its time for infiltration." I said as I pulled my hood over my head.

"We're not assassins, we don't have the ability to hide in plain sight like you." Charm complained.

"You have a helmet that covers your face if the visor is down, while jack can sneak across rooftops thanks to his skills from being a former assassin." I shot back which silenced Charm. "If there's no more complaints, let's go."

We entered Ponyville without any incident and we were almost at the golden oaks library when I saw Jack get knocked off the rooftop he was on and fall to the ground. As he got up, we then were blinded by a bright flash, and when it subsided I saw Princess Celestia clad in golden plate armor escorted by a dozen armored guards.

"SURRENDER HUMANS!" She shouted in her royal canterlot voice.

The three of us said the same thing as we drew our weapons: "BRING IT ON!"

Author's Note

G36C (For gun noobs)

M468 (Also for gun noobs)