Twilight's cookies

by Timothy1509

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy, Royal Guard, Shining Armor, Violence, Thorax
Length: 3325

Twilight has baked some cookies for her special somepony Thorax

Princess Twilight Sparkle and King Thorax are both special someponies who have dated each other for three months now. And one day, Twilight has decided to bake some cookies for Thorax in an expression of gratitude. But, things don't go as planned.

New story! This is a parody story idea that I have came up with! I hope you all will enjoy it!

Also, I do not own My Little Pony, it belongs to Hasbro.

And the coverart is drawn by me.

Published 2020-10-23 11:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-10-23 11:50:00 UTC

Cookie trouble

In Ponyville, everypony in town were seen greeting each other as well as doing their work casually just like how their lovely and entertaining lives are.

In Twilights library, Twilight Sparkle known as the Princess of Friendship, the element of magic and the leader of the elements of harmony was seen baking some cookies in her library kitchen with a microwave while humming in a contented way because, she has made these specially for Thorax.

After a brief moment, the microwave made a sound.

*DING!*

"Oh! The cookies must be done." Twilight said with a nonplus expression.

After that, Twilight walked up to the microwave, turned it off and pulled small rectangular door open revealing some well cooked cookies on a plate.

Twilight sniffed the cookies to see how they are. After a seconds, she exhaled gratefully because of its great and attracting smell, she must assume that the cookies are now well cooked and is going to be delicious.

"Alright, these cookies are nice and ready." Twilight said with a smile.

After that, Twilight activated her horn and levitated the plate of cookie up from the small turntable and out of the microwave. Then, Twilight closed the microwave and walked to the table with the plate of cookies in front of her. Once she got to the table, Twilight placed the plate of cookies on it and smiled contentedly.

"Alright." Twilight said with a smile "Now all that's left is to go to the changeling Kingdom to see my handsome and smart changeling King." She added with her cheeks flushing.

"Oh, I should grab something in my room first." Twilight told herself. After that, she ran upstairs to her room.

But then, at the front door of her library. Shining Armor and a guard were standing at the front door of Twilight's Library, and the reason behind that was because Shining Armor wanted to pay his sister a visit, and while doing that, he wanted to have a guard accompanying him.

Shining Armor then raised his hoof and attempted to knock on the door. But before he could do that, he noticed that the door was slightly opened, and that caught him by surprise.

"Huh, Twilight's door is opened for some reason." Shining Armor said with a nonplus expression.

"Maybe she didn't close it properly?" The guard assumed.

"Probably." Shining replied with a shrug "Ah nevermind that, I want to see my sister." He said.

After that, Shining Armor pushed the door open. Then, he and the guard entered the library. And to their great surprise, Twilight was not in her library, the place seemed empty.

"Huh, we'll this is weird." The guard said with a bewildered expression "I thought Princess Twilight was here captain." He added.

"Me too." Shining said in a perplexed tone just like his "I think-"

Shining Armor stopped in his sentence when something has caught his attention, and the 'something' was a good smell.

"Ooh, what's that smell?" Shining Armor asked.

"I don't know sir, but it does smells good." The guard said as he was too attracted by the smell.

Both guards averted their eyes to the table where the source of the smell was, and when they looked, they saw a plate of cookies on the table.

"Ooh cookies." Shining Armor said with a surprised expression. "Twilight must be left these for me." He assumed.

"Cool!" The guard exclaimed with a smile. "Do you think that I can have a bite as well captain?" He asked in a polite tone.

"Sure."

"Thank you!"

Then, Shining Armor and the guard both walked to the table. But before they could get to it, they heard somepony behind them.

"What are you two doing?"

When Shining Armor heard the intimate voice, he turned around and saw his sister Twilight.

"Twily."

"Princess Twilight."

"How's it going sis?" Shining Armor asked, but Twilight immediately changed the subject because she knows what her brother wants to do.

"You two are not thinking about eating those cookies are you?" Twilight asked "Those are for Thorax." She told them.

"Wait, those cookies are for Thorax?" Shining asked with a shocked expression.

"Those cookies are for the changeling King that you have been hanging out with?" The guard asked with a perplexed expression.

"Yes." Twilight replied simply "And you two better not eat them." She told them sternly. Then, Twilight turned around.

"I'm heading to the changeling Kingdom right now." Twilight told them. Then, she walked to the front door of her library. Once she got to it, she pushed it open and walked out.

Shining Armor was left there feeling a bit disillusioned from the fact that the cookies on the table that Twilight made were for Thorax, at first he thought that it was made for him because he is her big brother.

"Well that sucks." The guard said.

"I know." Shining Armor said with a sigh "But, you heard what she said, those cookies are for her special somepony Thorax, and-"

Shining Armor wasn't able to finish his sentence when his hoof on the table suddenly slipped to his right, he then pushed the plate off the table and the plate of cookies fell on the floor, breaking the plate in the process.

Shining Armor and the guard was left there with a traumatized expression.

"Oh no." The guard said quietly.

"What have I done?" Shining asked himself with his hooves on his head.

"I believe that you have tipped the plate over and dropped the cookies on the floor." The guard replied.

"I know what I did!" Shining told him.

The guard then bent down and scrutinized the cookies.

"Judging by that condition, I believe that the cookies cannot be eaten anymore." The guard said, and his statement made Shining Armor bewildered.

"What do you mean?" Shining Armor asked in a perplexed tone.

"Didn't you learn?" The guard asked with a perplexed expression "If a food drops on the floor and stays on it for five seconds, bacteria will be attached to it." He delineated.

That statement made Shining Armor drag his hooves down on his face in a frustrated way. How can he be so lousy?

"Oh come on!" Shining Armor groaned in a vexed tone "How can I be so clumsy?" He asked himself.

"Uh... don't mean to scare you captain but, if Twilight comes back and finds out that her cookies are gone, she will potentially give us a punishment." The guard told him in an anxious tone.

When Shining Armor heard this, his pupils shrank, he has just realized that Twilight would be extremely infuriated if she finds out that he ruined her cookies for Thorax. His maltreatment would be very daunting.

"Uh oh." Shining Armor said in a petrifying tone "What will I do?" He asked in an anxious tone.

"Maybe we can like, make a new batch?" The guard counselled.

When Shining Armor heard the reply, he was surprised.

"What do you mean?" Shining asked with a nonplus expression.

"Well... we I mean YOU did ruin the cookies." The guard told him, and that gave Shining an aggravated expression because, he already knew what he inadvertently did "So the best solution to this problem is to bake a new batch of cookies." He delineated.

Shining Armor started to ponder about the guard's statement for a while, although he did not know how to bake cookies like Twilight, it was still worth the shot because, he doesn't wants to get maim by her when she comes back with Thorax.

"You know what, let's bake a new batch." Shining said in a hurried tone "I do not want to get maimed by Twilight." He added anxiously.

After that, Shining Armor looked on the table to see if there are any dandy things that can help him bake a new batch of cookies. When he looked to his left, he saw a rectangle paper.

"Huh? What is this?" Shining asked with a perplexed expression. He then activated his horn and levitated the paper up in the air and scrutinized it. Then, he noticed that it is a recipe for the cookies.

"A cookie recipe."

"What did you say sir?" The guard asked as he has just threw the broken plate pieces and ruined cookies in a garbage bin.

"This is a cookie ingredient list." Shining restated "We can bake another batch with this." He told him.

"Really?" The guard asked and Shining nodded in response "What does it say?" He asked again.

"Okay let's see." Shining said as he looked at the piece of paper "So, we need some butter, sugar, brown sugar, flour- oh wow, I didn't know that Twilight uses flour for her cookies." He said with a nonplus expression.

"Sir let's not waste any more time." The guard told him "Twilight would come back soon." He said.

"Oh right!" Shining said with wide eyes "Lets commence the baking then." He finished.

In the Changeling Kingdom, the Changeling King known as Thorax was in his throne room writing down a script of paper of his work that he has accomplished.

"Okay, so let's see, I have finished cooking, fixing the broken areas, watering the plants." Thorax said ticking the boxes "So, what else do I have?" He asked himself as he looked down the paper.

But then, his reading was put to a conclusion when a guard came up to him.

"King Thorax." The guard said as he knelt down.

Thorax then placed the paper aside and looked down at his subject.

"What is it my subject?"

"King Thorax, your special somepony Twilight Sparkle has came to visit you." The guard replied. "She is just outside of the throne room." He added.

When Thorax heard this, his cheeks flushed a little. Then, he shook his head and snapped out of it.

"Let her in."

"Yes my King."

Then, the guard turned around and walked to the throne room doors. Once he got to it, he gripped onto the handle with his magic and pulled it open.

Thorax looked in front of him and saw Twilight the mare of his dreams walking towards him. She was as pulchritudinous as a rose, he always loved her just the way she is.

"Hello Thorax." Twilight said softly.

"H-hello Twilight." Thorax greeted with a smile.

"So how's things?" Twilight asked.

"Eh just the same." He said with a shrug "Had to give my subjects some succour as well as keeping my hive in good shape." He replied.

"That's good to hear." Twilight said with a warm smile.

"Thank you Twilight."

"Say Thorax, I have something to tell you." Twilight told him, and her statement made Thorax's eyes widen in surprise.

"Oh really?" Throax asked, and Twilight replied with a nod "What is it then?" he asked again.

"I have made some cookies for you!" Twilight exclaimed with an exuberant expression.

"Really?"

"Yes!" Twilight replied in a contented tone.

"Huh, thank you Twilight." Thorax said with a grateful expression "I stomach is feeling a bit hollow right now because I didn't ate that much today for breakfast." He told her.

"Then that's why I made you some cookies." Twilight told him "Come on, let's go." She said.

"Okay."

Then, Thorax spread his shelled wings and glided to the floor next to Twilight. After that, he and Twilight exited the throne room and started to walk to the exit of the Changeling Kingdom.

While back in Ponyville, Shining Armor and the Royal guard were seen having some troubles trying to bake the cookies, because, they have made a mess in the kitchen area of Twilight's library.

"Okay okay, now all we have to do is to clean up this mess and everything will be done." Shining said with a weak smile.

Then, he and his guard both started to clean the mess they made in the kitchen, they sweeped the floor, wiped the benches with tea towels and cleaning tools, and finally they dumped their messes in the garbage bin.

"There, everything has been completed." Shining said as he sighed in relief.

But, he has spoke too soon because, the microwave in front of him started to beep loudly and smoke was appearing out of it as well.

"Oh sweet Celestia the cookies!" Shining Armor exclaimed.

He then rushed to it and gripped onto the small door of the microwave with his magic. After that, he pulled it open and a gust of smoke shot out of the microwave which made Shining Armor cough and swing his hooves around to get the smoke out of the way.

When the guard noticed this, he decided to help his captain. He walked up to the microwave and grabbed the plate of cookies out of it with his magic.

"Put... it... on the table." Shining ordered between coughs.

The guard nodded and rushed out of the kitchen. Once he got out, he placed the cookies on the table and looked down at it. When he got a good look at it, he noticed that the cookies had black areas, probably because they overcooked it.

"Well that's not good." The guard said.

"How are the cookies?" Shining asked as he exited the kitchen as well.

"See for yourself sir."

Shining Armor then walked up to the table and looked down at the cookies. When he did, his jaws dropped in shocked, the cookies have burnt areas on it's sides and it's smell was weird.

"Ah well, at least we did it."

"Captain I see Twilight coming back with Throax." The guard said looking out the window.

"What?!" Shining exclaimed with a traumatized expression "Get to your position and act natural." He ordered.

The guard nodded and walked to the table, once he got to it, he stood next to his captain and acted natural like nothing ever happened.

Ten seconds later, Twilight's library door opened and Shining Armor and the guard saw Twilight and Thorax.

Twilight looked in front of her and saw Shining Armor and the guard standing next to the table and each other with smiles. And she could see that something was off.

"You two touched the cookies did you?" Twilight asked with an aggravated expression.

"Uh... what?" Shining asked "Of course we didn't!" He lied.

"Good." Twilight said, after that she walked up to the table and levitated the cookies up from the plate, then she levitated them to Throax where you go Thorax." She told him with a smile.

"Thank you Twilight."

Thorax sniffed the cookies for a while and saw that it had an odd smell. But, he shrugged it off because, Twilight made these cookies for him. He then opened his jaw and put ate the cookies.

Thorax crunched on them in his muzzle, twenty seconds later, Thorax swallows the cookies and a smile appeared on his muzzle.

"Wow, those cookies are scrumptious." Thorax said with a smile.

When Twilight heard this, she smiled in merriment.

"Thank you Thorax." Twilight said with a huge smile.

"Your welcome Twilight." Thorax said with a smile swell anyways, I have to leave now, thank you again for the wonderful cookies you made for me Twilight." He told her with a bow.

"Your welcome, and see ya."

After that, Thorax turned around and walked to the front door of Twilight's library. Once he got to it, he pushed the door open and exited. Then, he started to walk back to the changeling Kingdom.

"Yes the plan worked!" Shining exclaimed.

"What plan Shining?" Twilight asked looking at him with a perplexed expression.

Shining Armor's eyes widened when he heard her inquiry, because he just goofed up.

"Uh... nothing Twily." Shining replied with an anxious smile "But, we had some plans to make a new batch of cookies!" He told her.

When the guard heard his captain's reply, his eyes widened and he hit his torso with his hoof in anger.

"Ow!" Shining winced "Uh... actually I don't know what I was talking about." He told her with a nervous chuckle.

"What did you do to my cookies?!" Twilight exclaimed, she demanded an answer. Then, Shining Armor decided to expose the truth.

"Uh look Twilight, me and my guard here made a mistake, we accidentally tripped over your original plate of cookies on the floor and messed it up." Shining exposed "But, it was his doing all along!" He exclaimed pointing at him.

"What?! I'm sorry but you were the one who dropped it in the first place!"

"Enough of this nonsense." Twilight said "Who made those cookies?" She asked sternly.

"We did Twily, d-did you like them?"

"No! I hated them!" Twilight replied ferociously "And Thorax is going to be sick all because of your loathsome cookies!" She exclaimed with an infuriated expression.

Then, Twilight charged her horn and her body started to glow which caught Shining and his guard off by surprise as well as frightening them in the process. Then, Twilight spread her wings and flew towards her brother in a hasty speed.

"Wait! Wait wait!" Shining exclaimed, but it was too late, Twilight has hit him.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Shining screamed as he flew out of the window of Twilight's library and disappeared in the sky.

The guard was petrified at what he had seen.

"Uh... Oh yeah! I have to go back to Canterlot for some more duties!" The guard said anxiously "See ya later Princess Twilight." He said as he rushed out of the library.

Twilight then relaxed her magic and turned back to normal. She then remained equanimous and rushed to the front door of her library. Once she got to it, she pushed it open with her hooves and ran to catch up to Thorax.

In the middle of Ponyville, King Thorax was seen walking back to his changeling hive with a pleasant smile because of the delicious cookies Twilight has given him. Everything seemed smooth for a while, but that was when he heard some hoofsteps behind him. Thorax then turned around and saw Twilight running up to him.

"Twilight? What are you doing here?"

Thorax got a response when Twilight looked up at him with an expression of dread.

"Thorax, I'm so sorry about the cookies, they were horrible." Twilight apologized with an expression of mortification which made Thorax bewildered.

"What do you mean Twilight?" Throax asked with a perplexed expression "Your cookies were scrumptious and great." He told her with a smile.

"What?" Twilight asked as she looked up at him "You think that they are great?" She asked again with a nonplus expression.

"Yep." Thorax replied with a nod "You are the best cookie baker and special somepony ever!" He told her with a smile.

When Twilight heard this, tears started to form in her eyes. She then squealed and lunged herself towards Thorax and planting a kiss on his lips.

Thorax was caught off guard by this, but he shrugged it off and closed his eyes and kissed her back. The ponies of Ponyville started to adore the situation with warm smiles on their muzzles.

In the Crystal Empire hospital, Shining Armor was seen laying down on a hospital stretcher with his whole body bandaged. And Cadence was sitting next to him accompanying him.

"You'll get better dear." Cadence said softly. Shining then muffled out something that she didn't quite understand.

Then, Cadence turned her head around and activated her horn. After that, she levitated a plate of cookies in front of her and her husband.

"Would you like some cookies dear?" Cadence asked with a smile.

"Oh no." Shining muffled with an anxious expression.

Author's Note

My parody story has been accomplished! I hope you all enjoyed it! This took me a while to plan because I wanted to make it very hysterical to you all, and I apologize if some parts were rushed. Either than that, I hope you all enjoyed this story!