The Honest Ham

by Gith00

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Romance, Tragedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 392

This is the worst thing ever

Naruto was sent to equestria and things happen.

Warning! This is a piece of shit.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-29 15:58:24 UTC

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The Honest Ham

One day Naruto was relaxing on a beach. THEN A BLACK HOLE OUT OF NOWHERE! Suddenly Naruto was in Equestria, a magical land where ponies get really high, I mean, where ponies can talk *cough*. When Twilight Sparkle looked out her window to her balcony, she saw a humen. “NARUTO, Y U IN EQUESTRIA!” Shoutid Twilit Spurkel.

        “I dun know lul!” Said Naru2 back too Twilit Spurkel!

Den the combinez came ut of black whole, and swang goon out Narutu and died. “NO NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Den da combee  realized dat ze way dit da stoory wis writen it sayd dut he diz and so he went to place where next boss four naru2 wos. And Narotu came back to life and said “It sure was boring where the place were I was wus.”

“Naroto yuo oar  alive again!” Then Epllejake walked down to the upstairs and did nit no whoot a humen wes and assked Twilit Sprukle.

“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is a humen Twilit?” Asked ApleJake to Twilit Spurkle.

“That is a humen Applejaaaaaaack” She said as she swung her hoof around to point her finger at the place where Naru2 whis.

“IT’S THE HONEST HAM!” Screecheed Naruto at top of lungs! “IT IS THE ULTIMATE RAMEEN INGIDIEINT!” Screeched Narutwo again to everywhere as he reached into black whole and pooled out a usually drunk clown  who is now undrunk and is now on a homicide spreeeeeeeeeeeeee. “Gamzee! I choose you!” Screemed Naruto at GamZ. “GaMzEe, UsE MuTiLaTe!”

“gamzee! GAMZEE! gamzee! GAMZEEEEEEEEEEEE” YeIlEd GaMzEe At ApPlEjAcK. AnD tHeN pRoCeEdEd To MuTiLaTe ThE pOnY. Then Twilit Spurkle was happy cause dere no more other poni. Then out of the ashes black Honest hams kidarose wih PWOR!!!!

“I AM DECEPTICON SAID ASHE PONE!!!!!!!!!”

“ AND I LOVE YOU SAID TWILIT SPURKLE!!!” LETS MAK BABY AND THEY DID. THEN APES IN SPAC LOVE YOU 42EVER AND BABY WAZ BIGGED BOOBED WITH MANY DIED FROM SHOCK OF BOOB. THEN THE THEN CAN AND RAPED THE BOOBED BABY WITH LOVE <3 AND HE ENJOYED EVERY MOMENT OF RAPE WHEN DONE ALL WAS HAPPY WITH LOVE AND BOOBS!!!!!!! ALL GIRLS GREW HORN DIKS OF RAINBOWS AND PORN LOVE AND SHIT THAT NAARUT2 RAPED AND KICK PUNCHED HERN WITH EQUESTRIA then some dildo grew out of den ground and Things died.