The Event That Changed My Life

"What the heck is going on here?" K said out loud. "All the cities on Earth are gone! All that is left is the nature. This isn't possible, no matter how you look at it." K said in a slightly panicked voice.

"What the hell you talk'in bout K? How can every city on Earth just suddenly disappear without a trace?" J said

"I wish I knew, I wish I knew. But what I do know is that there is something surrounding Earth completely, the scanners say that it is some kind of particle field, but it's like none I have ever seen before." Said K

"Well I'm going with my gut here and saying that we should go down there to figure out what happened." J said as he flipped the switch that turned off all the autopilot controls. But as he did J and K lost control of the ship as it began to fly in every direction except for strait. J and K grabbed onto the seats as the ship was hurling towards the Primeval Earth. Within 3 minutes the ship was within 5 miles of the surface of the Earth.

MEANWHILE… ON THE SAME DAY THE PRINCESS RECEIVED THE LETTER… IN VINYL'S MANSION…

I woke up feeling groggy, and as I got out of bed I could feel that the energy had been drained from me and I was extremely exhausted. Though mentally I felt great, I went to the same bathroom I had used the day before to go take a shower and get ready for the day. But in my groggy and physically exhausted state I forgot to check to see if someone was in the bathroom. Because I walked in only to get two pink lips to my face, which immediately woke me up and made me forget about how groggy and exhausted I was. I all I heard was a sharp squeal and a loud bang before I fell to the ground and passed out.

BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL FOR A SECOND: "I am getting knocked out a lot in this story, and what is with my luck? But I REGRET NOTHING! " "Oh is that so?" I heard from behind me only to see a mob of ponies. 'God dam it…"

RESTORING THE FOURTH WALL… RESTORATION COMPLEAT

I one AGAIN opened my eyes, hoping to find that I was still in bed and what just happened was just a dream. But as I looked around me I found that I was on the bathroom floor lying in a pool of blood. "F**k." I said out loud as I was trying to get up. Only to collapse after about 4 seconds of standing up. But I did hear Vinyl's voice as I fell saying, "He's this way princess, I kind of hit him with the towel bar when he kissed me. But please hurry he's lying in his own pool of blood and I'd afraid that he will die if we don't hurry."

I heard her voice getting louder each second till I think I saw her in the door way but I couldn't tell since I was starting to black out again. But before I did I was able to say, "Good morning…"

I heard the sound of chatter in the room I was in, as I ONCE AGAIN opened my eyes. To my surprise in the room was Vinyl, Celestia, Luna, and a doctor. But before I let them know that I was awake a gain I decided to listen in to what they were saying.

"He should be fine in a few hours, and he will be back to full heath in a few days. But make sure he takes 3 of these pills daily, he gets lots of rest, make sure that he doesn't get with ANYTHING…" The doctor was saying just before Vinyl had said, "sorry."

"AND," The doctor continued, "Try to keep him from over exerting himself, otherwise his wounds wont properly heal."

"Thank you Dr. Red Heart. I truly appreciate you coming here on." Celestia said

"Any time princess, I'm glad I could help." Dr. Red Heart said as he walked out of the room.

I sat up and made the girls jump in surprise when I said, "So what's for breakfast?"

They all stared at me, "What? Do I have something on my face?" I said jokingly.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Vinyl said screaming, "YOU DO KNOW I ALMOST KILLED YOU FOR KISSING ME!"*

"Oh so that's what tasted like strawberry." I said like a smart ass but only to get punched in the face by Vinyl. "OW, what was that for?" I asked

"You know what that was for. And NEXT TIME KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!" Vinyl said with bright red cheeks. "I don't know how this day can get any worse." Vinyl said just before there was a huge crash and the explosion of a wall and roof. Dust filled the air as debris from the crass fell to the floor. As the dust settled a large metal object could be seen jammed in the hole that was created.

"SWEET CELESTIA, NOT MY HOUSE!" Vinyl screamed as her mane became a burning fire.

"Calm down Vinyl, now is not the time to lose yourself." Celestia said in her most calming voice.

"Damn it J how many times do I have to tell you not to flip the switch that kills our autopilot." Said a voice from the metal object

"Oh shut it K I don't need a lecture from you right now. All I need is an aspirin, because that crash really made my head hurt." Said the one called J. The owners of the two voices walked out of the metal object. I could tell they were human but the other ponies in the room were confused and I think scared since they never saw a creature like them before. Before I could tell them they were humans Luna paniced and casted a spell that knocked both of them out.

* Edited to fit audience.