What You Want

So, this is what Pinkie Pie wants? So be it.

"Clearly, he doesn't know who I am", Pinkie Pie said as her geode began glowing like crazy. Her eyes turned pink. "Those children are in danger, and I'll find them one way or another." She charged towards the house and tackled Mr. Peterson. They rolled across the floor trading blows as they tumbled down the basement stairs. She repeatedly punched him in the face until he was knocked unconscious. She found some rope and tied him up. She then walked around the house looking for possible clues. She found a billboard with a map and multiple newspaper clippings about what the locals called the "Guest"... along with a list of strengths.

• Somewhat fast.
• Can open up doors and jump high.
• Can use a Fire Extinguisher to fly.
• Can pick objects up and throw them.
• Incredible strength.
• He can make lights flicker.
• Can climb up things with ease like a spider.

There was also a list of weaknesses.

• Throw objects under his feet, this will make him stumble and fall.
• Tie a rope in the doorway, which he will also stumble and fall.
• Hiding behind the curtains and in a closet.
• Distract by heating the kettle and turning on the alarm clock.
• Throwing big objects.

Additionally, there were also photos that seemed to be part of a larger picture. Pinkie managed to put the pictures together as it it were a puzzle. They created a sign that spelled out Golden Apple Amusement Park. Without a second thought, she ran out of the house (and locked the doors so Mr. Peterson couldn't escape) and went to the Amusement Park.

When she made it to the now-rundown Amusement Park, she saw the Guest nearby... with a shovel. He somewhat resembled Mr. Peterson, but he also had several differences. He wore a dark, striped purplish sweater with a tiny red pocket on the front. The sweater's hood/turtleneck is pulled completely over his head, which is obscured by a large yellow beak, presumably a mask. He had a bag on his back, held on by a string. He has brown striped pants, with black shoes. His gloves also noticeably had dirt on them. "Hey!", Pinkie shouted. The Guest turned towards the sound and shrieked like an actual crow. Pinkie used a grappling hook to gain the high ground and tackled the Guest. She took the bag and opened it to reveal the corpse of a man. The Guest grabbed Pinkie and repeatedly smashed her face into the ground. He then threw her into the Guard Building, critically injuring her. Shards of glass riddled the floor around her. Her face was bloodied. Pinkie stood up. She used her sugar bombs to attack the Guest. Suddenly, more Guests appeared. "The Forest Protectors." They started communicating with whistles and sign language. Pinkie counted a total of ten people. She used her grappling hook to kill one, which caught their attention. She then used her grappling hook to swing into a tree, hiding herself. The remaining nine Protectors looked around for the pink girl. She used her stealth abilities to kill another one by twisting his neck 180 degrees. She then planted a sugar bomb on two more, killing them both... and giving away her location. She zipped through the treetops as the Forest Protectors chased her. She threw another sugar bomb at the first Forest Protector (the first one she encountered), finally killing him. She eventually made it to the top of the Ferris Wheel, where she threw more sugar bombs, which killed three more Forest Protectors. However, the Amusement Park was rundown, so the Ferris Wheel wasn't stable. It fell on to the final two Forest Protectors, killing them. "And I thought I was crazy."

When she made it back to the house, she found Mr. Peterson. Suddenly, another Forest Protector appeared and repeatedly stabbed Pinkie with his beak mask. Mr. Peterson grabbed the cannibal and repeatedly punched him. More Forest Protectors appeared. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!", Pinkie screamed.

"Don't worry, I'll help you. I have a huge set of skills", Mr. Peterson said.

• Extraordinary strength
• Electrical Engineering/Hunting
• Great speed
• Great agility
• Enhanced Intellect
• Stealth
• Aura of Darkness
• Ranged weapon prowess
• Architecture
• Preparation

There were around fifty angry Forest Protectors... along with their leader, which made 51. Mr. Peterson used the house's traps to kill several Forest Protectors, but it wasn't enough. The leader had a chainsaw, which he used to fight Pinkie (who used her grappling hook). The fight lasted for quite a while, but the Leader ultimately defeated Pinkie. He was about to cut her into several pieces, but his vision suddenly blurred. Mr. Peterson (who had already killed the rest of the Forest Protectors) grabbed the cannibal and used the chainsaw to kill both himself and the Leader. Pinkie stood up and saw both corpses. She went into the bathroom to clean her face. After she discarded her bloodstained black skin-tight suit, she used her grappling hook to swing off into the night.

Now, you may be wondering why I divided Pinkie's story into two parts. Well, sometimes, the best stories are told in more than one chapter... and because the Thing almost killed me before I could finish the story. That's also the reason why I stopped telling Applejack's story, except it was Bendy who almost killed me. Don't ask me how that creepy motherfucker escaped Joey Drew Studios. Fortunately, I'm still alive, and I have some more stories to tell. Also... these stories are connected. Unfortunately, Fluttershy didn't survive, but Glitchtrap and Vanny didn't last very long in the real world... because they're video game characters, and if you've watched Meta Runner, then you would understand that only under certain circumstances can video game characters survive in the real world. Yes, I was able to gain those certain circumstances. Well... I'm rambling. I have three more stories to tell. I guess I do know what you want... and what you need.