Messy Court
Making a Mess For All to See
Load Full StoryPrincess Celestia let out a long yawn as the most recent hearing came to an end. The court clerks were removing the aspects of the noblepony's proposal from the large room, and preparing to set up for the next one. Over the past few centuries, the alicorn had come to dread this part of her day. She loved her loyal subjects, she truly did. But their problems were just so... plebeian.
Before she knew it, displays and charts had been set up on large boards before her throne, and the ponies were entering the chamber. They gave a traditional bow to the throne out of respect before opening their saddlebags and organizing their documents to make their case.
"Your Royal Highness, if we may begin?" a stallion in a pale blue suit began, addressing the throne. Celestia waved a hoof, gesturing for him to proceed, and slowly faded away into boredom as he began to speak.
She had already deduced what the proposal was about in the few short minutes that they had set up previously. Over the many years she had been suffering through this charade, she had come to learn that very few proposals were unique, and almost all of them were regurgitations of previous arguments. She nearly had the telltale signs for each of the usual suspects memorized. The group in this case represented farmers in some backwater town that were seeking permission to use magic to enhance their crop count. It had been proposed before, in many different ways and areas, and was always shot down.
Knowing the outcome, Celestia tuned out the incessant rambling of the stallion and let her mind wander. Her thoughts drifted towards dinner, and what delectable, yet repetitive meal the chefs were preparing for her sister and her tonight. It took her a few moments to realize that the stallion had stopped talking and was waiting for a reply to some unheard question.
Celestia turned to Raven, who was seated beside the throne. The grey unicorn nodded knowingly and said, "I'll go get the details on the previous case," loud enough for the stallion to hear. Celestia smiled in thanks. That mare was perhaps the best aide she had ever had. It would upset her dearly when she would eventually take her leave.
"B-but Princess," the stallion stammered, afraid he was about to be shut down. "Please, if you'll let me explain... I am familiar with the precedents..." He went back to his speech, desperately trying to defend his position. Celestia settled in for the long haul, noting sadly that this was most likely going to be a drawn-out affair.
As she sat there, one of Celestia's golden-clad hooves unconsciously wandered down her stomach towards her crotch. Perhaps it was to scratch an itch, or maybe she had felt a slight stirring in her loins beforehand - Celestia didn't really know. She spread her legs out a bit in her throne, letting her large, heavy balls air out on display as the tip of her hoof teased along the wrinkled folds of her sheath. It was an idly pleasing sensation, and the Princess thought literally nothing of it as she tried to focus on the proposal being presented to her. The head of her cock slowly pressed forward, slipping out of her sheath, and she ran her hoof in a light circle around it's tip. The rest of her shaft followed, quickly slipping out, growing longer and thicker with each passing second. The rod of meat flexed as it achieved its full length, dragging a near-silent grunt out of Celestia as it weakly smacked against her belly.
The Princess shifted in her seat, trying to accommodate the new appendage, and her hoof brushed against it. She grunted at the feeling, looking down with slight surprise. Her idle movements paused, and a tinge of embarrassment flooded her cheeks. Had she really been so zone out that she nearly started masturbating in her public day court?
Celestia looked out at the gathered ponies, quickly trying to assess whether or not she needed to do any damage control. Remarkably, none of them seemed to take any notice of her uncouth display. Celestia raised an eyebrow curiously, wondering how in Equestria this was possible. It wasn’t like there was anything blocking their view. Were her subjects just blind? Or were they simply too caught up in their parliamentary procedure that they were blocking out anything that did not pertain to their arguments?
As the court continued, Celestia idly began stroking her hard cock. At the start, she kept a careful eye on her citizens, but her observance waned with each new pleasurable twitch that rocketed up her phallus. Her pace increased from a slow stroking to a steady jerk, and her hips began to unconsciously thrust in time with her masturbating.
She began to feel an all-too familiar pressure in her rear as she surrupticiously jacked herself off. A presence poked at her backdoor, begging for relief. This was normally the time where the princess would call Raven over and make up some excuse about how she needed to adjourn for a few minutes to deal with a matter of state, and then run off to her private chambers to drop a fat load of horseapples on her other "throne."
However, considering her current predicament, Celestia decided to wait and see what would happen. She'd been around for several thousand years, and holding in her bowel movements was an ability she had decent experience in. And besides, desperation was a kink she was rarely able to indulge in.
And so she held back. She let the growing pressure poke at her sphincter, but refused to let it out. It made her already turgid member flex stiffly against her torso, pressing up between the cleavage of her crotchboobs and up against her stomach. She began to stroke a little faster, leaning back and leaving her debaucherous behavior on display for anypony to see. But still, nopony commented on her open mastrubation.
It was only when Celestia lifted up one of her hind cheeks to let out a raucous fart that everypony finally turned their attention to her. The flatulence thundered against the golden seat of her throne, her anus sputtering out its filthy air in loud bursts. Celestia sighed as it came to an end and she lowered herself back down, giving her rock hard member a few good strokes.
Gasps and whispered murmurs rolled through the crowd as they watched the uncouth display. It was highly unbecoming of their princess to produce such an expulsion in public, in the middle of her day court no less. And now, to their disbelief she was openly pleasuring herself as well! And she had a penis no less!
Celestia briefly paused, taking in the reactions of everypony in the room. Making a split-second decision, she continued, wondering just how far she could take this. It would be a delightfully interesting change of pace, at the very least.
"Oh don't mind me," said Celestia. "Please, do continue." She fully leaned back and put her cock and balls on proud display. Her rear legs spread wide, hanging over the arms of her seat as her mighty member rose up from between them. She grunted as her anus flexed outwards, and another booming fart burst forth. This one was not quite as clean as the first, and a few specks of royal horse shit flew out along with the anal air, peppering the red carpet before her.
A few of her guards took a few steps back from the throne, not wanting to be hit with anything that the princess might send their way. The actions were immediately proven valid, as yet another wet, sputtering fart came immediately afterwards, a thick surge of soft, creamy horse shit spewing out with it.
The stinky projectile burst outwards with tremendous force, sailing through the air and landing with a wet splat on the floor before her. It traveled a good distance, nearly the length of her body if she lay down in front of her throne. A second rope of her fetid waste began to snake out of her, dangling and coiling on the ground right in front of her throne. She clenched her anus, cutting off her expulsion prematurely. A small moan escaped her lips as she felt the warm scat smear her pucker, and her jerking sped up slightly.
Her sphincter flexed, opening back up and letting the rest of her shit push through. It slid out rapidly, dangling from her ass and smearing against the front of her throne as it draped on top of the previous pile. The smell was starting to reach her nose, and she couldn't help but sniff. The foul smell was oddly pleasing to her, but the alicorn was not going to dwell on the fact. It was something she could explore later.
Her golden magic reached down and snagged a glob of her manure, levitating it up to plop on her turgid horsecock. The creamy scat smeared across the pearlescent flesh as she rapidly stroked it with a hoof. Chunks fell down, landing on her massive balls and throne with dull splats. The soft poop squished into a slick paste as she pumped her hoof up and down, making disgustingly wet, fapping sounds as it spread across her groin.
Celestia's gaze drifted down to ponies watching her nasty display. Their faces all still showed signs of shock and surprise, but a few of them had shifted either towards disgust or confused arousal. She locked eyes with a flushed unicorn mare who was clearly trying to reign in her horniness, and the princess licked her lips sultrily. A shiver went down the mare's spine, and if Celestia needed to guess, the pony probably experienced a small orgasm right there.
She had to admit, putting on this show was an unexpected turn-on for the princess. Whilst she had indulged in risky pleasure before, openly doing it in front of a crowd was a whole new experience. Combining that with the disgusting fetishistic display only served to increase the strange, exhibtitionist glee rising inside her. She did not know whether or not it was making her heart beat faster, or leading her to cum sooner, but both of those things quickly happened.
A loud moan echoed in the throne room as Celestia came. Long, thick spurts of cum erupted from the tip of her mighty cock, sailing upwards through the air. Her spunk rained down, draping across her body and throne with wet splats as even more of her potent seed spurted out. In the midst of her powerful orgasm, a final, soft turd squeezed its way through her flexing pucker, making a mess of her butthole on the way out before falling to the floor with a dull squish.
Her orgasm subsided, the last dribbles of her semen drooling down the side of her shit-covered dick. Celestia glanced around the room and her gaze met the same mare from before. She noticed that the pony was staring at her cum-covered body with intense lust, and the alicorn gave a smile as she reached out with her dirty hoof and beckoned the subject over.
The mare stirred from her trance, and gulped, pointing at herself in question. Celestia only nodded with a wider grin, waving her over a second time. Timidly, the mare stepped forward towards the throne in small steps, weaving her way through the frozen audience until she was standing just a few feet in front of Celestia. The princess' warm feces was right in front of her forehooves, and the smell of the fresh scat wafted up into her muzzle.
"Are you enjoying the show, my little pony?" Celestia asked sweetly as she watched the unicorn shift on her hooves.
With a gulp, the mare attempted to reply, "Uhm, your highness... I uh... yes..." She trailed off with a whisper, barely able to bring herself to actually vocalize her arousal.
"Then perhaps you would enjoy the honor of cleaning our royal cock?"
Celestia smiled as the mare's eyes nearly bugged out of her head. The unicorn was definitely lost for words now, and could only manage a small nod in reply. Celestia spread her legs even wider in a silent invitation, her stiff crap-covered rod pointing upwards and bobbing slightly, as if beckoning the mare even closer.
And closer the unicorn came. She stepped forward, her front hooves squishing into the large pile of royal poop that lay lumped before the throne. The gritty, soft texture smeared onto her hooves, but she couldn't care less. Right in front of her face was a delicious cock covered in shit.
Hesitantly, the mare stuck out her tongue and dragged it through the thick, brown muck coating Celestia's pearlescent member. The foul taste of pony scat exploded into her mouth, quickly overwhelming her senses. It was a heavy and bitter taste, but not unwelcome. Even if she had not been inclined to this particular fetish, the mere fact that it had come out of the princess' rectum mere minutes before would be enough to turn anypony on.
She ran her tongue up and down the thick shaft, collecting more and more of the warm poop and smearing it around her maw. Her saliva drooled out around the corners of her mouth, and dribbled onto the stiff member. The mare went all the way up, swirling her tongue around the flared head of the cock, drawing a low moan out of Celestia. The sound only served to push the mare harder, and so she took the tip into her mouth and gently suckled on it.
"What is your name, my little pony?" Celestia asked softly, lowering her soiled hoof to run it through the unicorn's silky mane. Deep brown streaks dirtied the light colored hair as the alabaster hoof settled on the back of the mare's head.
The mare came up off of Celestia's dick to answer, "White Dove," in a shuddering breath, before she took the penis back in her mouth and continued her messy blowjob.
"White Dove," echoed Celestia, a small smile on her face. "You're doing a very good job, White Dove." The hoof on the back of her head pushed down gently. "How about you go a little lower?"
Dove pulled her head off of Celestia's cock, and nodded with a gasp. Her lips were stained a deep brown with the princess' scat, and she parted them to stick out her tongue and trail down the length of the turgid member. Large chunks of poop had fallen down onto Celestia's balls from her jerk off session, sullying the formerly pristine white flesh with more of her filth. Each testicle was far too large for the mare to actually fit in her mouth, so she resolved to simply lick around them, planting deep kisses on the dirty flesh and slurping up whatever globs of royal shit she could find.
She worked her way further south, slobbering over the round orbs as she went. Dove nuzzled them up with her nose to get her tongue underneath them. She orally cleaned the underside of Celestia's sack, lapping up a disgusting mixture of scat, sweat and cum, moaning as the foul taste of all three mixed in her mouth.
Finally, she reached her goal. Dove's tongue rimmed around the surface of Celestia's nasty pucker, scraping off the thick layer of filth that clung to its wrinkled flesh. The anus twitched at the attention, and the action only prompted the unicorn to lick harder. She eagerly cleaned the dirty asshole, wiggling her tongue around between Celestia's cheeks as her nose nuzzled even deeper underneath the alicorn's heavy balls.
Celestia let out a pleasant sigh as her filthy ass was cleaned. It wasn't every day that she got a rimjob, especially from someone so enthusiastic about licking literal shit out of her asscrack. She slid down in her throne slightly, pushing her butt against Dove and forcing the unicorn's face even deeper into her ass.
All of the stimulation at her rear end caused a stirring in her colon. Celestia tentatively flexed her rectum, testing to see if it was any more shit for her to push out. Unfortunately, it seemed like all she had left was a bit of gas. While it wouldn't be as fun, she supposed it would still be an enjoyable surprise for the unicorn currently worshiping her rear.
Celestia's anus flexed, pushing outward and encouraging Dove to work her tongue harder against the puckered flesh. Then, after a few more twitches, the brown hole opened up to let out a rancid fart. The unicorn coughed as her mouth was suddenly flooded with Celestia's anal air. The burst of gas was unexpected, the pungent and foul odor quickly overwhelming her senses and causing her to pull away briefly. The ripe scent and acrid flavor nearly sent her brain into an orgasmic meltdown, and she shuddered as her mind became clouded with nothing except for her ruler's waste. Eager for more, she leaned back forward and frantically sucked on the dirty plothole, desperate for another taste of Celestia's bowels.
The urgency and forcefulness behind Dove's actions pulled a startled moan from Celestia's lips. Her back arched as the unicorn's tongue practically slithered up into her rectum, slurping out the shitty juices from the inside of her ass and into her own mouth.
She slobbered all over the wrinkled flesh, lapping up and savoring whatever shit was left. Deep brown dibbles of het saliva leaked out and spread across her cheeks as she messily ate out the ass in front of her, cleaning up the rest of the mess. Most of the fecal sludge was gone however, and the mare was simply making out with Celestia’s asshole.
Dove was suddenly pulled back away from the mostly clean pucker. She found herself encased in Celestia's golden magic, and her entire body was lifted up above the alicorn before she was gingerly placed on top of her furry, white torso. In this new position, Celestia's hardened cock nestled up in between her cheeks, nudging at her dock. The heat of the turgid member mingled with the heat radiating off of the mare's pussy, creating a storm of musky lust in their crotches.
Celestia leaned in, bringing her mouth close to White Dove's ear. "I'm so sorry, I'm afraid I have been a bit rude," she whispered. "I have gone and relieved myself without asking if you needed to do the same."
Dove gave the princess a questioning look. "Go ahead," Celestia confirmed, a sultry look in her eyes, and a distinct huskiness in her voice. "Shit on me. Paint my dick with your pony crap."
Whether it was by magic or her own body obeying the order from her ruler, the pressure in Dove's colon suddenly increased. A dry fart slipped out of her ass, and the cock between her cheeks flexed as the warm flatulence burst out against it. The gates already beginning to open, White Dove let out a quiet moan as she began to push on her rectum, voiding her bowels onto Celestia's cock and balls. The soft manure slid out of her ass quickly, piling up on top of the princess' crotch.
Celestia let out a low moan as the warm, wet slop pushed out against her thick rod and plopped onto her hefty testicles, sullying the musky flesh that Dove had just so dutifully cleaned. She unconsciously flexed upwards, humping into the pile of hot horseapples and smearing it between their two crotches. The thick waste covered Celestia's dick like lube, and she intended to use it as such.
As the last of Dove's poop slid out and plopped into Celestia's lap, the alicorn gripped her dick and brought it forward. She rubbed the flared head around the unicorn's messy butthole, gathering a load of creamy shit and smearing it around. Then, she brought her turgid member even closer, and slipped it right into Dove's wet and waiting pussy.
The unicorn moaned as the large horsecock quickly filled her up. The thick layer of poop coating it let the large member slide right in with little resistance, and the added warmth of her creamy scat made her insides tingle with lust-fueled anticipation. She did not need to wait very long however, as almost immediately Celestia began to thrust in and out.
The unicorn’s tongue lolled out of her mouth as she was rutted, and Celestia gave a lusty sneer as she saw how brown the inside of her mouth was. The alicorn leaned forward to steal a deep kiss, rolling her own tongue around inside of Dove’s mouth and getting a wonderful taste of her own disgusting feces.
Loud, wet slaps echoed in the throne room as the mare bounced up and down on Celestia's cock. Her moans rang out, likely to be heard in the surrounding chambers as she plunged herself down over and over again, forcing the princess' shit-stained dick even deeper into her needy pussy.
Grotesque, wet squelches filled the room as Dove bottomed out on each thrust, accompanied by moans, pants and gasps of pleasure. A filthy, smelly mess of pony poop, marecum and sweat mingled between their bodies as they fucked, the unicorn pressing back to meet each and every one of her princess' thrusts. They clutched each other close, lost in their fetish-fueled pleasure as the rest of the throne room watched on.
Celestia moaned loudly, increasing her rapid thrusting. Her horn glowed as she scooped up some more of her own creamy mess from the floor, and smeared it over both of their coats. One of her hooves reached down and rubbed against Dove's asshole, encouraging her to push out any amount of scat she had left. As if reading her mind, the unicorn flexed her pucker, pushing a feeble, soft turd out into Celestia’s hoof.
The alicorn cradled the warm dung for a moment before bringing it down to smear all over her balls and base of her already filthy cock. She brought whatever was left back up to Dove’s butthole and smeared it around there, before simply groping the plothole and enjoying the soft, messy feeling of the puckered hole.
It wasn’t that much longer until Celestia felt her orgasm approaching. She wished she could have lasted longer, but it had been so long since she had indulged in this filthy display of pleasure. So, without any further hesitation, she came.
With a grunt, she pulled White Dove close to her, burying her cock as deep as it could go into the unicorn's pussy. A fountain of cum spewed forth from it's head, rocketing into her cunt and mixing with the smeared scat before seeding her womb. Dove moaned as she felt Celestia's spunk surge into her, filling wherever her own shit didn't quite reach. The unicorn shuddered as she joined the princess in climax, gripping onto the white alicorn's shoulders as she came.
The alicorn lifted Dove up slightly, pulling her softening cock out of the unicorn's pussy with a grotesque squelch. The horsecock was coated with an impressive amount of scat, semen, and marecum, and was practically steaming in the cool air of the throne room. "Mmmm," Celestia hummed as she watched her brown-stained cum drool out of Dove's gaped pussy, adding to the nasty mixture pooling on her groin. "Now that's a sight I love to see. A fertile mare impregnated with my scat and seed." The princess reached down and scooped up a glob of her shitty spunk before licking it off of sultrily.
"I-impregnated?" Dove sputtered out, her voice tired and hoarse.
Celestia licked her lips. "Oh yes, alicorn semen is incredibly fertile," she cooed. "There is no doubt you're going to be pregnant." The alicorn leaned in and nuzzled Dove in the neck. "Doesn't that sound so sexy? Mmmm, a pregnant mare shitting while I fuck her senselessly?" Celestia gently nibbled at the base of the unicorn's shoulder. "That could be you."
White Dove shuddered at the thought as another globule of horse spunk drooled out of her messy pussy. "You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Celestia whispered in her ear. The unicorn could only nod, wholly entranced by the idea.
With a pleased smile, Celestia pressed a soft kiss into the base of Dove's neck, gazing over her at the rest of the throne room. It had mostly cleared out, only a few spectators and her royal guards remaining. A few were openly masturbating, wet pussies and rock hard dicks twitching with pleasure. A few puddles of horse cum and other fluids dotted the marble floor, and there was even a pile of horseapples from somepony who decided to indulge in the fetishistic display along with their princess. Almost every royal guard's cock dangled freely, each sporting a large puddle of stallion spunk beneath them. The mares similarly had a decent puddle of marecum, except for one special pony towards the front of the room who had a large yellow puddle of piss. She smiled sheepishly up at the princess as she noticed her staring at her with a lustful gaze. Celestia decided that she'd keep a keen eye on her.
For now though, the alicorn just pulled White Dove closer to her. This unicorn was special, and Celestia was definitely planning on enjoying her for quite a while.
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