Ponyville High

by Jaca

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 9033

6 friends Begin their last year at P-high each with their own goals in mind, they set out to make this school year the best from start to finish

Published 2011-08-10 22:30:44 UTC
Last updated 2011-08-13 15:47:38 UTC

Chapter 1 - Let's Rock

Chapter 1 - Let's Rock

“The dark, the warm warm dark.” Mumbled a sleepy medium sized light brown earth pony with a messed up auburn bed mane which seemed to stretch to the floor from his bed. Groggily opening his eyes staring right into the moon a smile creeping upon the colts face chuckling as he began to think of the new day coming, a chance for a new beginning for him and his friends. Yawning once more as sleep crept upon him snuggling back under his warm covers sleepily muttering “It’s going to be awesome…just…don’t…sleep…in…zzzz.”

“HIGH NOTE, GIT YER DARN REAR OUTTA BED THIS INSTANT!” Screamed a rough stern female voice, the source coming from downstairs

The colt that had been sleeping soundly in his bed Immediately jumped from the covers of his bed hearing his mother’s scream landing on his flank decorated with a single vinyl disc. As he climbed to his feet stepping on his mane which had drooped to the floor, he was too tired to register it was tangled around his hoof and as he pulled his head back to free his ridiculously long mane a rip and an agonized yell of pain which some pony would claim would be heard from Fillydelphia or Manehatten.

The poor colts mane which used to be able rival the ponies who attended Hoovestock was now a short messy orange mane which only extended at best below his ear’s, High Note stared into his reflection’s blue eyes grimacing at losing his hair resting his head against the bathroom mirror speaking into it “C’mon Note, you have next year to get it back, as Crash say’s enjoy life!” He’ cheerfully yelled at himself before making his way downstairs.

High Note made his way downstairs to the kitchen greeted by the sight of his mother running around like a headless chicken, His little sister Who seemed to have devoured a place of pancakes already deducing that the 2nd plate she was feasting upon was his which Note could only frown towards. His father had his face hidden behind a newspaper he was engrossed with, Note raised his eyebrow wondering when was the last time he actually saw his dads face.

“Oh so that’s why ye were taking ages!” Exclaimed his mother as soon as she saw Note

“It…was...a…accident.” Muttered Note

“Still better ye had it cut now, dear me you look like granddad.”

Note frowned at his mother stating loudly “Long hair has character!” Before stomping towards the front door
“Don’t be late for school!” Called his mom in a cheery voice

“If he keeps it up I’m going to start calling him my daughter.” Said Notes father who was still reading.

5…10……20….one sec…………1 hour before the preceding events.

A dark blue pegasi with a bag on his head was flying around his room decorated with podters of different flying teams across Equestria some autographed and some looking as if they were ripped from billboards and walls.
The colt began to massage the bag into his head before ripping it in two revealing a stylized spiked up mane one side red the other blue, he trotted into the bathroom adjoining his room admiring his new hairdo before chuckling “That was definitely worth 40 bits.” He returned to his room to spend the next hour looking for the door hidden away in the poster ridden room.

An hour passed and the dark blue colt was starting to panic he paced his room “Damn it crash, you can’t die today! Note and Dex will kick my rear if I do!” He’d then raised a hoof as a light bulb appeared over his head “I know!” He’d ran over to a shelf decorated with assorted knick knacks gingerly picking up an 8-ball proceeding to shake it “Oh prophet of the pegasi what do I do!” He’d preach to the overpriced trinket

‘USE THE WINDOW’ Projected from the balls side onto the nearby wall

Dropped the ball letting it crack and its liquidly insides ooze into the floorboards as he began to prepare for take-off running as fast as he could towards the window jumping through the window surprised he didn’t feel going through glass and began to plummet to the ground wondering what happened to his windows tapping his hoof on his chin.

He plummeted for half a minute before remembering that his parents had remove his windows after the 17th time he charged through them, a small sacrifice to let him keep those stolen posters. Plummeting for speed he’d outstretch his wings and fly towards Ponyville High the only way he knew how to… upside down.

The blue pegasi flew the best he could for the steps of the campus, getting closer…closer…closer, okay time to break he thought as his face came into contact with the pavement.

“…Hey….hey…Crash you still alive?” a cool collected voice said out of nowhere

“Yeah…Just…thought I’d begin the year in style” Crash chuckled prying his face off the floor giving himself a moment before his eyes refocused staring at his friend “Poindexter! Shoulda known you’d be here first!”

Poindexter was a very light blue ish purple unicorn though wi9th a silver mane black framed glasses with circular lenses on his face acting as a guard against his blue eyes , if it wasn’t for his small build and youthful features he could easily be mistaken for a teacher.

“So! Keeping the old man style mane?” Teased Crash jabbing a hoof in Dexs side

Dex could only roll his eyes in response to his friends mockery of his hair do smirking at crash he retorted “I do not need fancy hair dye to stand out.”

Crash shook his head letting out a disappointed sigh “Dex Dex Dex Dex.”

“Wha-“

“Dex, your comebacks are horrible dude.”

“Well some of us actually used the summer for our summer project, instead of let’s see.” Dex took in a deep breath “Getting banned from Fillydelphia, kicked out of Vynl Scratch’s fan club, spending 3 weeks’ worth of nights counting the stars in the sky and of course trying to make friends with a hydra!” Dex panted glaring at Crash

Crash nervously waved back at Dex “You forgot being handsomely good looking” He stroked his styled mane before pacing around “Now if only Burn was here!”

Dex levitated a book out of his saddlebag entitled ‘1001 ways to waste time with an idiot’ “Burn?” He asked sounding mildly confused.

Crash rolled his eyes “Note! His nicknames burn because he burned down the auditorium before summer started; together we’re Crash and Burn!” He’d posed with a smile and whispered afterwards “Registered trademark”

Dex let out a dry chuckle as he continued to read his book raising an eyebrow “Wait, if you two are crash and burn, what am I?” Asked Dex

Crash hummed tapping his chin with his hoof before shrugging “Just Dex?”

Dex Pouted at the response before sighing “Just Dex…Oh yeah Crash what did you do with your summer project?”

Crash proudly smiled “I left a potato to grow in my locker”

Time went on before Note arrived panting as he ran to meet his two friends out by the campus doors, no other filly’s or colts were around seeing as they arrived an hour before school was in session “So…Pant……We…..Pant….Ready?”

Crash raised an eyebrow before flying at Note giving him a hug “Burn! You made it, your hair what happened to it, never mind looks better shorter, can’t let you have my dye now You’d look like me!” Exclaimed crasher

Note pushed Crash off him before trotting over to Dex with a grin Crash trotting after Note. He turned to his best friends and grinned “Guy’s I have got a plan to put us on the top of the totem pole.”

Dex raised an eyebrow looking unimpressed levitating his book back into the saddlebag “Is this better than last year’s plan where you suggested we wait it out and wiggle to the top like the worms we are?

Crashed chuckled and began to wiggle on the ground putting on his best worm impression “That sounded fun to me; we’d get to freak out everypony.”

Note Just sighed and stomped the ground annoyed “No, We will become the most popular colts at P High and then I’ll woo the magnificent Too- Uhh ahh I mean it’ll be awesome.”

Dex rolled his eyes looking bored “Still fantasizing about Metal’s sis? Chances of him letting you woo her are close to none my friend.”

Crash Just smiled chuckling to himself “Yeah but she isn’t bad on the eyes at all.”

Dex smirked in response to Crash’s statement before nodding “That she is, but after the incident last year I think He has less of a chance than the moon proposing to the sun.”

Note flat browed at his two friends with a sigh “Cmoon guys the fire wasn’t just my fault.” He hummed before shaking his head “We’re getting off track right now, We have the super plan to become the best of the best here!”

“Oh?” Asked both Crash and Dex leaning towards Note, Crash gazing upon Note as if he were a God Dex just keeping his normal bored expression whilst he adjusted his glasses.

Note stared at his two friends before nervously chuckling “I have no idea what we are going to do.”

Both Crash and Dex hit the floor in disbelief before Crash dived on Note shaking his him madly.

“YOU GOT ME UP ONE HOUR EARLY!” He screamed at his best friend his voice similar to what one would hear if their significant other had cheated on them.

Dex levitated the two with sigh staring at them with a ‘Really?’ look “Guys so what if we’re early it means we can get a head start on studying.

The friends ceased fighting and in response gave Dex the same ‘Really?’ look before being dropped by the unicorn’s magic.

Crash Sighed as the three friends went to sit on the steps before the schools main door all looking immesnly bored. He offered a chuckle and shrugged “Anyone wanna play cards?”

All 3 friends were sat in a circle around a pile of cards in front of them, various colts and fillies walked past them avoiding eye contact with the three possibly due to Crash wanting to say hi to everypony which just made the three look more awkward.

Crash Threw his cards to the Pile as Dex pulled a small pile of bits towards himself, grabbing his head in anger Crash screamed “Dex why are you so good at this game!” Dex shook his head in response looking a bit dazed from the close proximity yell

“I’m not that good Crash; you just don’t know how to play pony poker.” He replied with a smug grin

Crash looked over to Note who’d fallen asleep and sigh looking back to Dex putting on pleading eyes “Ummm Can I borrow some bits for lunch?”

Dex sighed and tossed two bits at Crash one landing on each of the pegasi’s eyes chuckling “Don’t spend it all in one place.” He sniggered before adding “Dude.”

Two Zebras walking Side by side made their way towards the group. The one of the left bobbing his head to a beat in his headphones, Sunglasses hiding his eyes, his mane styled into dreadlocks tied in a Pony tail (Bad pun hee hee) it was clear that this guy was a white pony who had painted white stripes onto his back. To his right was a small daintier looking zebra looking earth pony, she had green eyes, her hair styled into thicker bouncier dreadlocks which reached down to her cheeks, her coat greyer than the other zebra wannabe black stripes also painted on her back, she offered a wave to the three sat on their rears’ gambling “How goes?”

Note shot up and ran over to the two “Bob, Marely!” He exclaimed before focusing his attention to Marely seeing as Bob looked like he had no idea what was going on and just listening to his music. “Marely you know who’s dating who don’t ya, is umm Metal’s sis….Toot…dating anyone?”

Marely’s eye’s shot open before laughing loudly “Oh man, your pining after that psychopaths sister, well you might fit in ya did set the auditorium on fire last year, it WAS AWESOME!”

Note eye twitched yelling back at Marely “IYT WAS AN ACCIDENT YOU DUMB FILLY!” He was getting sick of people accusing him of purposeful arson. He took a deep breath ready to apolagize to Marely but was unable to find words as she stood still looking at him wide eyed he wasn’t sure if she was dead or about to break into tears.
Bob adjusted his glasses and made his way over to Dex and Crash’s Side his cool expression changing to a simple frown regardless he continued to bob his head to whatever was playing in his head phones.

Dex merely shrugged, Crash gulped looking over to bob “Is…uhh note going to be alright?”

Bob Adjusted his glasses before shaking his head “Nah.” he then resumed his head bobbing

It seemed to quiet by the entrance of the school, the birds stopped singing the wind seemed to die down before Marely erupted into a loud and angry rant aimed straight at High Note. “Who do you think you are yelling at me! It was am joke which you can’t see to take because of you delusions of grandeur! I see your hair got cut did mommy make you do it, oh I bet it was for the psychopaths sister wasn’t it or was it because you decided that long hair isn’t good enough for anyone, not good enough for you ya stuck up mule! I honestly don’t know why I try to help you lot out it nevers leads to any good because frankly note, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PAIN IN MY REAR!” She gasped for air before tapping the ball of shaking fur that was the result of the onslaught of Note “There I think we’re even for the rest of the semester.

Note gulped nodding at Marely nervously “Uhh Ummm yeah”

From the three onlookers the only one who showed any sign of shock was crash who’s mouth was left gaping before looking back to Bob “I take it she ditched the anger management sessions this summer?”

Bob replied with his head bobbing “Yah”

The five friends made their way into the building, the corridors decorated with lockers and doors leading to classrooms, there were also some stairs there but none of them had ever taken classes that required them to be in the mysterious 2nd floor of the building.

Note nervously trotted up to Marely who still looked miffed despite saying their cool “So ummm about Toots. I was th-.” He stopped though as he waked into Marelys flank seeing she stopped.

Marely turned and forced a sweet smile at Note “Right, I suppose fair is fair.” She sighed before she continued walking stopped when they reached a locker a few stood out, one had large potato vines growing out of it which crash flew towards looking happy,

“Riiight, Toot, She’s Metal Heads sister so that ruins what chance you had, heard she had an apprentice deal with the weather ponies so it’s her last year here, if you’re going to make some moves lover boy I suggest you up the game.” Marely then proceed to spin the lock on her locker opening it.

Note sighed and made his way to his own locker just to make sure it hadn’t been trashed by robbers or Crash. His mind afloat thinking of the filly of his dreams he was abruptly brought back to reality thinking he’d bumped into a wall, he regained his composure only to stutter as he laid eyes on the large colt in front of him, black Mohican hair with red tips, dark stone grey coat, red eyes that shouted crazy, he gulped before moving his eyes to the colts face which had white face paint on giving the impression his skull was on the outside. This…this colt was Metal Head.

Metal Head glared at Note yelling directly in his face “Watch where you’re going nosebleed or I’ll rip your hooves from your legs and shove them down your eyes!” Metal Head then trotted away his loud hoof stomps echoing through the hallway which was now full of fillies and colts who were staring at note before getting on with their lives.

Note just stood frozen, everyone passing him by without a moment’s notice, he wasn’t sure how much time was passing by he just wanted to remain still forever and probably would of if a Sea blue pegasus pony with a spikey purple mane hadn’t walked into him.

Oh celestia I’m so sorry I’m such a klutz, you know I’m walking without thinking and suddenly I bump into you!, sorry.” The pegasi filly sighed she looked upon the frozen with fear notes to find him on his side like a statue still frozen, she walked over to give him a tap on the head “….Dude, are you dead?
”
Note broke from the frozen stance and began to look around before looking back to the purple maned filly “Oh sorry about that, it was my uhh fault…” He chuckled nervously

The pegasi extended a hoof with a smile “Well nice to meet ya I guess I’m Rain, Rain Dancer.”

Note coughed and awkwardly gave the filly a bro hoof “I’m Note, or burn if I’m with Crash.”

The filly’s eyes lit up in amazement and trotted towards Note “You know that is soo cool, hey you’re the colt who blew up the auditorium, that’s hardcore man.”

Note gulped and backed away looking over to Crash who looked like he was fighting a sentinant mutated potato vine before slamming his locker shut flying over towards Note.

“Hey man who’s th-“ But before he could finish Notes hoof was wrapped around crashs neck and brought close to him

“This filly’s crazy, plan 9 I’ll buy you lunch” He quickly whispered into Crashs ear before smiling at Rain

Rain nervously smiled back looking at Crash then Note doing her best to keep a happy face “So..who’s this?”

Note nervously chuckled in response “This is Crash my best friend, poor guy took so many hits to the head, I have to walk him to the lesson now anyway…Say hello Crash.”

Crash extended a hoof sticking his tongue out giving his most dumbfounded look offering a hoof to Rain “Hewwo Cwash”

Rain Closed her eyes thinking of happy thoughts gingerly giving Crash a bro hoof before seeing the two friends walk off “Oh Umm Catch you at Lunch I guess!” She called the two as they disappeared into the crowd of students.
Both friends bro hoofed each other before reaching the door of the science lab hoping they scared off that crazy blue filly for good. About to enter they screeched to a halt seeing Dex even though they couldn’t see it, they could tell he was angry at them both.

“Really Guys, if I was Celestia I’d send you both into the sun to burn for a thousand years.” He said as they made their way to the back row of the classroom, the room decorated with charts and a few tanks with frogs and insects, Dex let out a disappointed sigh seeing Crash deposit his living potato into one of the tanks and promised to say a silent prayer for it later.

The three friends reached the back left corner of the room where Bob and Marely were already sitting at their desks, crash sighed as the one in corner was taken by Bob meaning that Crash wasn’t going to be able to hide from the teacher in this lesson, Marely had sat on the desk in front of bob Dex joining her at the desk next to hers because he was at in the corner didn’t mean he had to be at the back row.

Crash claimed the desk Next to bob and used the opportunity to grab a pencil from his saddlebag and begin to draw his name on it, Note sat leaning on his desk moping, all he could think off was a plan to become the coolest Colt in P High.

“Hi!” Came a famillar voice to Note

Note’s thoughts immidiatly became ‘No No No NO NO NO!’ He sighed and looked to his right seeing Rain the pony he just tried to run away from.

Rain smiled sweetly at Note repeating what she said before “Hi there.”

Note nervously chuckled waving back “Hey there.”

Dex Sat in front of Crash, setting up his desk glancing back to Note and Rain a smug grin crept along his face “Karma, bitch.” He chuckled and began to levitate a book and pens from his saddlebag.

After what seemed an eternity of a double double lesson that lasted until lunch the 5 friends and the filly with the punk esque hairdo left the classroom all except Dex looking drained

“Crash yawned flying hovering backwards upside down infront of Note with a grin on his face “Sooo, whos your new friend dude, I mean they gotta be important enough if you ignored me for the entire lesson, do you know what it’s like trying to talk to Bob! He just Bob’s his head!”

Bob walking beside Note did just that “Yah.”

Note chuckled “No Idea, she seem’s crazy, she thinks I burned down the auditorium, but it wasn’t me, I never go near fire, fire bad!” He kept rambling until Bob put a hoof on Notes shoulder

“Chil Winston.”

Note blinked before laughing allowed shaking his head “Damn it Bob, you know that’s starting to get annoying.

A smirk crept along Bob’s face “Ya.”

Behind the three Colts Dex and Mare were busy questioning Rain who decided to follow them. Dex kept his bored expression on following the three whilst Marely was busy interrogating the new filly.

Marely Stared at Rain with inquisitive eyes “Aint seen you before, you new to ponyville?”

Rain smiled nervously and shook her head “No…home schooled".

Marely Sighed with a nod “That sucks, what you doing here then?”

Rain gulped in response and her eyes sank to the floor looking ashamed “I set my tutor’s mane on fire.”

Marely Stopped before laughing offering a hoof to Rain “Newbie, you’re crazy, you’ll fit in with us.”

Rain’s face gave way to a grand smile she gave Marely a bro hoof “So…So I’m in, already, like that?” she exclaimed.

Marely Laughed “Chill, isn’t like you’re in the wonder bolts, just means you got some equally crazy friends to hang with.”

The 6 friends entered the caferteria and were greeted by a extraordinarily long line of colts and filly’s all wanting to get their food. Marely facehoofed looking to the group “Dex, Crash get us a table.”

Cash frowned at Marely “Wait why do we have to get you guys a table.”

Marely Smiled sweetly trotting over to Crash and began to stroke his styled mane “Crash Honey, you’ll do anything for me won’t you?” She fluttered her eyes which everyone would silently agree it looked unnatural.

Crash tilted his head at Marely looking confused “Did you brush your teeth?”

Marely eye twitched before going to shake Crash Madly “BECAUSE I SAID SO, NOW GO GET US A TABLE OR ILL FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN WINGs AND WATCH YOU SHIT FEATHERS YOU PEA BRAINED PILE OF SNOT!” She blinked afteryelling and headed for the line with a triumphant grin Rain, Bob and Note headed for the line of food as well deciding not to go against Marely’s plan.”

Crash fell to his rear looking shocked before looking to Dex with a chuckle “She needs help.”

Dex shrugged and made his way over to the table area nearly all of them was full to the brim “No you have that effect on every pony you meet.”

Crash chukled and hovered in front of Dex upside down like always “How come your so calm then dude.”

Dex let out a half chuckle looking smug “Because I don’t listen to you.”

The two friends search for a table was coming up fruitless, there was a empty table closest to the line but everyone knew if they claimed it Metal head would break their skull, eventually Dex and Crash settled on half a table, the other half occupied by some pimply colts playing version 65.3.4.5.1 of ‘Demons and Dice’ Crash and Dex proceeded to claim the empty chairs, suddenly a shock came across Crash’s face as he counted the empty chairs.

“One…two……four….no three….four!” he gulped and proceeded to yell at Dex “THERE’S ONLY FOUR CHAIRS DEX, two of us are gonna have to stand.”

Dex stared at crash with his ‘Really?’ look, levitating his lunch bag from the saddle bag and proceeding to empty the contents off two sandwiches and a banana.

Crash began to panic seeing his friends at the checkout line, he gulped leaning over the table at Dex “Cmooon man, I told them we’d find enough places, Wait I can stand then 5 of us can sit.” He’ smled proudly before leaning to nudge the sandwich Dex hadn’t touched yet. “Did your mom’s make these? They always do make the best daisy sandwiches”

Slowly chewed and swallowed a bite of his sandwich before staring at Crash again “Trust me, no ones going to have to stand, and no you can’t have my sandwhich, Why cant you get your own?!

Crash frowned back at his friend “It’s your fault, you swindled me out of my money!”

Dex rolled his eyes before focusing on his own food “Not my fault you can’t play pony poker.”

Crash gritted his teeth “I can too.” He’d think for a moment and badly sing “You put your right hoof in, you put your right hoof out!”

“That’s the pony pokey.”

Crash flat browed and flew off towards a group of ponies playing music returning with an accordion and began to play what could only be described as murder of the ears.

“That’s the pony polka.”

Crash sighed and threw the accordion back towards the group electing a loud Ow before he descended back into his chair smiling as his friends came Sat between Note and Dex, across the table sat Rain, Bob and Marely, He eyed there food hunger was making the pegasi slightly more brain-dead than usual “So, Anyone get me
anything?”

Everypony’s expression bar deadpanned bar Dex’s and Rains, bar Rain they knew what Crash was like when he felt left out and it wasn’t long before the Pegasi was crying his eyes out on the table, a river of his tears flowing down his eyes screaming loudly “You guys just use me, you never treat me as an equal I’m just trash to you!”
Bob applied a hoof to his left ear headphones pushing up on the volume controls until the music could be heard just over the wailing, Marely just glared looking like she was about to kill Crash, Note looked around nervously at the pony’s starting to stare wondering why they had to stare looing panicked, Dex sihed and pulled Crash’s face off the table via mane staring at him unimpressed.

“Open your cakehole.”

Crash complied opening his mouth still sniffling before a full sandwich was stuffed down his mouth, he happily chewed and ate the sandwhich letting oput a satisfied ah “I love you guys.” He happily said.

Rain looked over to Note who was still wrorried about what evrypony thought after seeing a blubbeing Pegasus, she coughed liudly to get Notes attention, no dice so she coughed louder getting his attention?”

“You sick?” asked Note not really paying attention.

Rain smiled “No I was just wondering.” She pointed a hoof over to Crash whos face was now being repeatedly slammed into the table by Marely “Does, he always do that?”

Note chuckled inching away from the two “Yeah, he doesn’t think, perhaps hes on autopilot.” He then looked off in the distance thinking about his plans to become cool, muttering the words cool.

Rain frowned putting two and two together before smirking “You know there is a way to become instantly cool.”

Note’s face lit up leaning closely towards smiling widely “As long as it doesn’t involve arson Tell me!”

Rain took a bite of the mess of food on her try still smirking at Note “We all know that posh dude’s host’s a new semester party.”

Marely piped up hearing Rain “You mean Crème da la crème? The snooty unicorn who thinks he’s the best thing on four legs next to the princesses?”

Rain nodded! Yeah we could uhh make a name for ourselves at his party tonight, he always throws one so it might be a good chance.”

Before Marely could responded Note nodded “That’s an awesome Idea, we’ll become the coolest ponies this side of equestria, finally a year where I wont have to burn something down!”

Marely Side giving Note a tap to the muzzle to bring him back to his senses “Yeah and how we gonna get into the party without an invite?”

“I can get us one!” Interjected Crash with a wide smile who then flew off in his usual uspside down manner to look for Crème da la Crème”

Rain just stared in disbelief “He’s gonna get hurt isn’t he.”

Bob nodded his head to the loud beat in his headphones “Ya.”

Chapter 2 - Got a Feelin

Crash was flying down the hallways around the school weaving in and out of colts and fillies exclaiming “Scuse me, sorry! Pardon me! WATCH IT!” he came to a stop finding Crème da la Crèmes locker, it was noticeable by the stallion that towered over the row of lockers guarding Crèmes locker, and he was large colt the largest in the school it was in fact hard to not notice him with his pale green coat accompanied by a shaggy neon green mane which extended over the colts eye’s what would a sane colt do? Avoid this gargantuan but not our hero.
Crash walked to the behemoth of a colt with a wave “S’up Tiny, you guarding Crèmes locker fer lunch?”

Tiny replied with a exhale through his nose blowing his hair up slightly

Crash nodded with a fools grin and leaned on the locker next to Tiny “Sooo where’s Crème at now?”

Tiny replied with the same answer accompanied by a shrug

Crash sighed and eye shifted thinking of a way to get Tiny to tell him what he wants before grinning evilly “My Sis who’s at the University of Styling and beauty in Hoofdon thought you was cute before she moved there, and she is coming home next month.”

Tiny’s expression changed and he lifted some hair out of his sights way revealing the softest and least threatening pair of green eyes which if not covered would give him the look of a gentle giant “R..Really…you’re…you’re not messing with me” He nervously whispered out making sure no one else was looking.

As crash was about to reply a pretentious voice yelled making Crash and Tiny both stand at at ten-shun “Tiny! What is this? This? This loser doing by my locker!” The egg white unicorn colt with a suavely styled blonde mane was glaring at them both as if he was staring into their souls. He walked over with a stride towards Tiny gesturing him to come closer. Tiny complied and lowered his head to Crèmes level receving a swift hoof to the muzzle. “Listen to me you sack of snot! Piss me off and my Dad’ll sack yours! So deal with this clown before I have your crappy hovel of a home go without food or water, not like you use it anyway you filthy giant!” Crème screamed at Tiny who only stared back at him before swinging a hoof that was as large as Crash’s head into the blue pegasi’s chest pinning him against the lockers.

Tiny mouthed ‘sorry’ to crash pushing the pegasi’s ribs inwards but not enough to break anything.

Crash coughed smiling at the two “No prob, now Crème, Crèmmy Crème da la cool guy, can you get us on the; don’t kick out list for ye party tonight?”

Crème scoffed Crash’s question, before a sadistic smile came across his face “You have 10 seconds to tell my why before I have Tiny pulverise those wings of yours. 10…9…8.”

Crash panicked, he loved his wings, and flying backwards, the wind in his mane, bugs in his teeth and that one time he flew through a nest and had a bird up his nose. Coming back from his thoughts Crème was up to two and Crash gulped before yelling “I can get DJ Pon-3 at your party!”

Crème stopped counting and asked “How.”

Crash was sweating Bullets and began to lie through his teeth “Well she’s on a show in Hoofdon, she owes my sis a favour after saving her hairstyle, and she’ll play at your party for nothing!”

Crème grinned went from sadistic to happy and nodded at Tiny to let him go “Okay Crash you and your friends are in, but if Pon-3 aint playing, your ass is mine!” He yelled before he and Tiny walked off.

Crash blinked before laughing and began to fly for the nearby exit to enjoy what could have been the end of flying, after 2 minutes of pure flying he let out a sigh “Bored now.” He flew over to the clock above the main building and sighed “3 hours before schools out…this calls for an idea!” he then flew over to a bench lying on it watching the clouds on this sunny day linking their shape to what they could be.

3 hours later Crash was still watching clouds saying what he though they looked like “Bunny, Manticore, Dex’s face, that is a really lifelike” He blinked again realising it was Dex, soon accompanied by Marely’s Note’s and Rains faces, Crash offered a wave smiling “Yo, where’s Bob?”

Marely Rolled her eyes pointing back towards a tree Bob sat under it enjoying life “Being Bob.”

Crash sighed sitting up looking at his friends who were staring at him “What?”

Dex sighed “Well you missed Math and Lit-“

Note quickly pushed Dex out the way grinning madly at Crash “Well we in?”

Crash gulped and nodded “Yeah we’re in!”

Marely and Rain bro hoofed, and Note danced stupidly, Dex was pulling himself off the grass and Bob was, still being bob “Umm guy’s he said…well…we have to Get DJ Pon-3 to play there.”

All the ponies’ expression turned to shock which pierced crash to the core making him curl a little before a light bulb flickered appearing on his head, the pegasi frowned and bonked it until it shone “Don’t be mad I got an idea!”

“And what is it!” Marely sputtered out looking on the edge of ponicide.

Crash smiled “Meet at mine in half an hour, I’ll explain it!” he then flew off to his home.

Marely tilted her head a tad confused “Why not now?”

Note chuckled “Probably because he knew you were going to beat him to a pulp.”

Dex chuckled “I’ll hold him down you go crazy.” He joked before the friends made their way back to town.

Crash pointed to the blueprints of a building all his friends were surrounding the table “Okay Marely. You’re the muscle; you’ll take out the guards.” He shifted his hoof over to the other side of the plan looking at Rain. “You’re the other flyer we got you distract the crossbow guards with both sides distracted me and note will tunnel into the building using spoons.” He’d point to a crude crayon drawing of three ponies digging with spoons moving it to a crude drawing of a pony by a tree “Bob will be Bob that’s the most important part of the plan besides When we get to the Vault, Dex you Crack it open we grab what we can, meet back here and split the cash with the guys not dead or in jail, Any questions?”

The five equines stared at Crash giving their best ‘Really?’ look. Marely spoke up sounding pretty confused “Are we preparing for a party or robbing the Equestrian Treasury?”

Crash blinked before looking at his drawn Plans and begins to tear them up yelling frantically “You didn’t see anything!”

Marely Sighed and Pushed Crash out of the way to trash his map in peace “Right, we need to get DJ PON-3 to the party, but she won’t come near us because of goofball’s restraining order.” She gestured a hoof at Crash who waved in response “Luckily I got a plan; we won’t need DJ PON-3 just someone who looks like her.”

Note tapped his chin “We’re going to need a Unicorn.” He glanced to Dex with a grin.

Marely smirked “One that isn’t that manly either.” She said also glancing over to Dex.

Dex noticed the eyes trailing on him and backed away “Woah, Woah Woah, I can’t impersonate her, what would my mom’s say?” He gulped.

Note trotted over to Dex “Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaase, Do It and I’ll owe you, I know, we’ll uhh, start playing Demons and Dice with you.”

Dex raised an eyebrow contemplating it “….I get to be Demon Master?” He asked coyly

Marely Sighed trotting next to Note “Yeah we’ll play that dumb game with you again…must be sad if the geeks won’t let you play with them.”

Dex shot a glare at Marely. “They are sore losers who can’t handle my hard core demon runs!”

Marely Rolled her eyes “Whatever here’s the plan if we want to be cool let’s go to our homes, get ready and meet up at Crèmes we’ve all been to enough parties to know what we’re doing.”

Rain gulped and coughed loudly to get the room’s attention “Umm, I’ve never been to a party like this before.”
Marely put a hoof around Rain with a reassuring grin. “Don’t worry chicken I’ll make sure your prepared.”

The Males in the room except Bob who was head bobbing and Dex who was starting to look bored stared at the two fillies with perverted grins.

Marely walked over to Crash and Note, grabbing them by their manes and slamming the two heads together. “Not like that ya gutter minded idiots!” She yelled before Leading Rain off “Party start’s at nine don’t be late, oh and Crash your mess your job to make Dex look like the famous DJ.”

Not chuckled walking out of the room. “I’m off Crash seeya there, good luck.”

Bob Followed afterwards bobbing his head to a beat “Yah mon.”

Dex was about to leave before being grabbed and thrown into a chair by Crasher, landing in the chair with an oomph “Hey! I was going to get some food first and my Parents are going to worry!”

Crash Smiled back at Dex “Don’t worry I wrote a note.”

Dex stared at Crash with the ‘Really?’ look “Did you remember to give it them?

A look a panic struck Crash’s face he bolted out of the windowless holes in his room.

Dex sighed looking around “These posters make it impossible to find the door.”

***Meanwhile at Dex’s house*****

Two Mares were snuggling together on a couch; a brick with a piece of paper attached was thrown through the living room window landing in front of them it read.

‘Dear Dex’s hot moms

Dex is staying at mine.

Lots of love Crashy.

One of the mares let out an exasperated Sigh. “For being a genius our son hangs out with a lot of idiots.”

***And now back to our regularly scheduled programme***

Crash flew back into the room finding a bored Dex reading some comics. He flew around the room to kick up some wind blowing the posters up revealing the door. Crash flew quickly over to it pulling it open, smiling at Dex. “Wait here!” He’d walk off and his loud voice would be heard. “Mom! Is Serenes Hairdressing stuff still here?”

A louder female voice would be heard one would figure out it came from Crash’s mom “Yeah Dear, what do you need it for!”

Crash Yelled back “I’m dressing my friend up to look like Vinyl scratch!”

“Didn’t the judge say that was illegal!?”

“Nah mom only if it’s against their will!”

Time passed Dex eyeing the open door contemplating escaping before Crash returned Carrying Scissors, hair dyes, gels and a chainsaw. “Uhh Crash what are you doing.”

Crash rolled his eyes “Duh giving you Vinyl’s hairstyle”

Dex gulped “Can’t I use a disguise spell?”

Crash frowned “No my Idea’s better ‘sides Crèmes a unicorn, he’d probably sense the spell!”

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Marely’s place was a one bedroom apartment, nothing fancy but enough to live by, she was currently walking around Rain who seemed to be amazed at the Filly’s independence.

“Wow, so you live by yourself?” Rain asked looking around at the adequate appliances in awe.

Marely Chuckled as he began to brush her dreads out letting her mane fall messy before brushing it straight and neat “Came from Canterlot, course those biggots didn’t like their daughter playing zebra music, one fight later I’m disowned, don’t worry I don’t go without, Bob’s family helped me out, I just help them out, his dad sells records.”

Rain nodded “Are you and bob?” she left the question ambiguous only to see Marely Laugh her head off.

“Man that’s rich, no, he’s like my brother, he doesn’t say a lot but you don’t want to see him when he’s mad, he did time two years ago, breaking some pony’s muzzle!”

Rain blinked “Oh, Anyone you got your eye on?”

Marely Shook her head once more “Life’s too short to worry about love, take every day as it comes, that’s how the zebra singer Sosauti lived his life and damn it I will as well.” She noticed Rain looking down “Course, Since I aint looking for love doesn’t mean you can’t chick you got any Colts or Filly’s in mind?”

Rain let out an eep looking to the ground blushing “Well err, that ummm.”

Marely chuckled “I know your pining for Note.” She winked “C’mon let’s get you ready, make him practically follow you.”

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Dex Opened his eyes staring at his new hairdo it looked exactly like Vinyl Scratches, granted he was missing part of his left ear now but luckily it hadn’t drawn blood just hurt a lot “Wow, Crash, How did you?”

Crash shrugged “Sis practiced on me, besides I stalked scratch long enough to know how she had it done.”

Dex Sighed “Buddy no offense but you should be locked up.”

Crash chuckled with a smile “If they couldn’t keep me locked up before no way are they going to keep me locked up now.”

Dex hummed staring at his new styled mane, some earphones being placed over his ears, as well as goggles placed over his eyes concealing their colour “Looks like we’re almost done.”

Crash smiled “Almost” He’d grabbed a bucket of white powder from his closet and chucked it at Dex turning his light purple coat white as snow.

Dex coughed like mad before looking at Crash “Why do you have body makeup?!

Crash frowned at Dex “Shut up because!”

Dex sighed “Whatever you crazy asshole what now.”

Crash Smiled “Now, we got a party to get to.”

Bob Stared at himself in the mirror tying his dreads into the pony tail, reaching up to his headphones switching his headphones volume from ‘Private’ to ‘Let’s do this He took off his headphones revealing a chewed left ear he continued his head bobbing the beat from his headphones now sounded like a stereo was blasting the beat. “I got a feelin, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night.”

Note was fixing his hair in his room having added blonde dye to the tips of his hair busy clicking 2 earrings into his left ear bobbing his head to a beat “I gotta feelin, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good good night.”

Bob had his rollerblades on gliding down the street the beat still playing loudly, the streets filled with colts and fillies around his age all heading to the same place, him singing at them as he glided past “Gotta feelin oooooohoooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night.”

Rain a Marely emerged from Mare’s, Marely’s hair longer and straight making her look less threatening than usual, Rain main Kept her punk style but was longer and had streaks of pink, both fillies made their way down the streets with the rest of the teenage youth of ponyville heading for the same place Marely singing in tune with the beat she was hearing.Ooohooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night” Rain began to join in with her “ That tonight’s gonna be a good good night.”

Crash was flying at Extreme speeds through the night sky, he hadn’t done much to get ready, just decorate his body with green and red UV paint. The pattern straight lines making him look techo one side of him read ‘This space for rent’ Dex looking the spitting image of Vinyl scratch has his hoofs around crash’s neck hanging on for dear life, both grinning madly.“Tonight’s the night! Let’s Live it up! I got mah money! Let’s spend it up!” The Pegasi Sang.

Below them Note was gliding his way to the party on a skateboard trying to catch up to bob, Jumping to grind over the benches through the park “Go out and smash it, Like oh my Goddess, Jump off that sofa, let’s get get off.” He finished kick flipping as he finished grinding through the park and now weaving past the fillies and colts on the way to the party.

Rain and Marely were walking at a normal pace blended in with a crowd of other Colts and fill’s heading for Crèmes. Marely looked to a unsure Rain grinning “I know that we’ll have a ball, if we get down, go out, and just lose it all.” She sang to the beat shooting a glare at a colt that looked like he had a lot too pre drink, swerving around him as he came to hug her continuing to sing “I feel…stressed out, I wanna let it go. Let’s goo waaaay out spaaaced out an losing all control.”

“Ch-ch-chi- Fill up my cup!” Sang Bob weaving through the crowds of people ont heir way to Crèmes party of other parties gliding towards fills dancing in the street “Mazal tov, look at her dancing.” He crashed into one sending her on his back him still gliding through the streets; looking back he winked at her through his shades “Let’s get it off!” The Filly responded by sending Bob into the floor with her back hoof before making her way back to her friends.”

Crash flying overhead Dex Scratch still holding on, Crash had a bucket of UV paint he was pouring as he flew not caring who it hit “Let’s Paint the town, we’ll shut it down!”

Note Skateboarding Caught up to Bob kick flipped over the downed earth pony “Let’s burn the roof!”

Bob got up and glided after Note on his skates grinning “And then we’ll do it again!” he continued gliding past party goers still gesturing to them as he sang past them “Let’s do it let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s doo it, an do it, an do it!”

“Let’s Live it up!” Sang Rain and Marely as the Singing Bob glided past them.

“An do it, an do it, an do it, do it, do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it! Coz I gotta feeling, ooohooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night” He neared Crèmes place which was a 4 story mansion on the edge of ponyville gates gardens all that stuff, looked like the party already started, disco and rave lights seen from the windows, colts and fillies rocking out outside as well as in, chugging cider and other fruit related cocktails, no doubt this place would be trashed by morning but tonight, it was a night to go wild.

Crash flying faster still singing with the beat “ooohooo that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night!” Dex holding on for dear life Crash flying both of them through one of the windows disappearing into the rave inside.

Note reached the gates skating past the pony’s already partying in the large garden “Tonight’s the night! Let’s live it up!” Catching up with Marely and Rain he jumped off his board letting it continue riding past them, Marelyy continuing the song with note as the made their way to the large building.

“Let’s live it up!”

“I got my money! Let’s spend it up!”

“Let’s spend it up!” Added Bob who who finally caught up to the group hopping out ghis rollerblades as he rolled letting them run away with Note’s skateboard.. “Go out and smash it!”

“Smash” Sang exclaimed Marely.

“Like Oh my Goddess.”

“Like oh my Goddess!” Note repeat Sang

“Jump off that sofa! Let’s get get off!” They all sang the last word, Making their way into one of the many room’s the atmosphere was crazy at least to Rain, Ponies making out with each other, dancing to the rave music, well if you’d call it dancing it was just jumping up and down, She stuck closer to the group looking around keeping her guard up.

The group began to rave in the room they were in with the other ponies giving a clauhstraphobic feel a paper cup full of cider was frown bob jumped up grabbing it “Fill up mah cup!” holding it with his teeth he raised his head glugging the beverage down.

“Drink” Sang yell Marely

“Mazal tov”

“L’chaim”

“Look at her dance!” Gestured bob to one of the ravin fillies

“Move it Move it”

Bob made his way to said filly winking from behind his sunglasses “Let’s get it off.” What happened next Bob didn’t expect, the fill grabbed his by his pony tail and two disappeared somewhere, the others besides Rain weren’t paying much attention.

Note took the lead now jumping with the ponies to the beat now looking vandalized by blue green and red UV paint “Let’s paint the town!”

“Paint the town!” Followed Marely

“We’ll shut it down!”

“Shuut it down!” Added Marely who now had blue UV stripes on her back covering her usual zebra painted stripes

“Let’s burn the roof!” Shout sang Note “And we’ll do it again, let’s do it, Let’s do it, let’s do it lets doo it, an do it, an do it,” jumping around hair now splattered with UV Green UV paint.

"Let’s Live it up!” Added Marley who’d pulled Rain into the rave, she figured it was better than watching the rave from a corner and besides she didn’t want their new friend to get dragged off and get party phobia forever, speaking of dragged off they had no idea where Crash and Dex were but for now didn’t care.

“An do it, an do it, an do it, do it, do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it do it do I do it.”

The beat picked up every pony in the room jumping more in frenzy everyone joining in with the lyrics of course no one would know who started it off.

“Here we come; here we go we gotta roock, Eaasy come easy go, now we on top! Feel the shot body rock! Rock it don’t stop Round and round! Up and down! Around the clock!”

Marely took the lead from note still jumping with the frenzied raver ponies who were singing with the beat “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturaday , Saturday and Sunday! We keep keep keep keep on going we know what we say, party every par par party every day!”

Crash was following Dex Scratch in the upper regions of the house; his unicorn friend was being escorted by as Crème put it ‘Father’s men’ to make sure the DJ wasn’t assaulted, Crash wasn’t worried bobbing his head to the party beat sure things would be okay “Gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night, tonight’s gonna be a good good night.” He was escorted to a dancehall where it was rather devoid of dance more some ponies waiting for something the loud music from downstairs dying down “Ooohooo that tonight’s gonna be a good night, tonight’s gonna be a good night, tonight’s gonna be a good good night, oohoooo”
As the ahem groups musical number finished the centre of the dance floor roared with fireworks exploding into ultraviolet paint a DJ’s booth extended from the centre gaining everyone attention, bright lights spelt DJ Pon-3.

Crash seeing this smiled “Wow Dj Pon-3s here.” He smiled waiting for everything to sink in before grimacing “Oh crap.”

[[Author Notes, Well here’s chapter two, I had no idea how long it would take to write the 2nd half of that but I think it was a nice make up for the lack of funny in this chapter, don’t worry chapter 3 shall be out when I come back from a work holiday ¬_¬ translation, working abroad Song’s Black eyed Pea’s I gotta feeling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA&ob=av3e
Hope you enjoy I found this chapter fun to write, Catch y’all later!]]