[Short Gothic Comedy of puns and innuendo]

An elegant evening at the theatre as seen from backstage, verily surfeit with shenanigans, pratfalls, and high jinks in juvenile exuberance.

Some ponies blunder into damnation, but I worked hard to get where I am. Welcome to my Hell.

You've been wondering for a while what would be created if Tom Stoppard and H.P.Lovecraft and William Shakespeare collaborated. This is my attempt to answer that question for you.
_{(Do we know some of these ponies? Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.)}