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Act 1 Chapter 1 The worst student but she runs everything
Act 1 The worst student but she runs everything
Rushmare written by Jud or mariomario4156
It was a normal day at rushmare high school the birds were singing there was not a cloud in the sky and yet there was a classroom teaching math with one special pony in that math class and no one freakin knew it.
Mr. Bob was teaching math class like normal when he then got interrupted by a pony named frank.
Frank said, "What's the problem?"
There was a really complicated math problem on the board the problem was 2+2+π+15,000.
Mr. bob said "Oh what that....that's just a joke no one can solve it well........... If any pony can solve this problem then you will never have to open a math book for a whole year."
The whole class is talking now but then the teacher said "Derpy how about you try it."
Derpy put down her Equestria daily newspaper and said "Oh I'm sorry did someone call my name."
Ponys laugh at this remark.
Derpy said, "No really did someone call me I didn't hear."
Mr. Bob said, "Yeah I called you Derpy can you solve this math problem for us please."
Derpy said "Sure ok."
Derpy walked to the bord and she started to write and write and write until she solves the problem.
Derpy said, "It's 15007.1415927 did I get it right."
Mr. bob looks at the problem and then punches it in his calculator and says "Yes yeah she's right."
The whole class cheered yelling "Derpy Derpy Derpy."
Then Derpy woke up and she was sitting next to her classmate and friend carrot top and there was a pony named Lemony Gem who was talking on stage.
Lemony Gem says "So anyways you guys have it real easy, I never had it like this when I grew up, Look the fact is you guys go to the best school in all of Equestria rushmare. Now for some of you don't care you don't care at all because you were born rich and you are going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone don't let them forget that thank you."
Derpy writes in her notebook "Rushmare-- Best school ever, rich kids-- Bad, This girl-- Best speaker ever!"
Then she gets up and claps and cheers "Yeah whoo yeah all right whooo!"
Derpy was walking out of the building when she spotted miss gem and Mr. Hooftin the principal.
Derpy then walks up to them.
Derpy says "Hello Dr. Hooftin."
Dr. Hooftin says "Hello Derpy."
Derpy looks at Lemony Gem and says "Hi I'm Derpy Hooves I just wanted to say I loved your speech and I strongly agree with your views on rushmare."
Lemony Gem says "Thank you."
Derpy says "Yeah no problem."
Carrot Top says "Hi."
Derpy says "Oh and this is my classmate Carrot top."
Gem says "Nice to meet you Carrot."
Derpy says "Well thanks and you know I really think your right about Rushmare."
Gem says "Yeah no problem."
Derpy says "Come on Carrot."
Derpy and Carrot both walk off and Gem looks at Dr.hooftin and asks "What's her name again?"
Dr. Hooftin says "Derpy Hooves."
Gem says "Smart little girl."
Dr. Hooftin says "Yeah she's the worst students we got."
Derpy runs everything at the school she runs all the clubs and some of the sports including A publisher and editor on the school's newspaper, Being the French club president, Being the Badminton coach, Stamp and coin club Vice president, Astronomy society Founder, The Dragon club president, Fencing team captain, Golf club vice president, Kung Fu Club yellow belt, Fan Fiction club Founder, Rushmares Beekeeper President, Derpy Hooves Players Director, Flying for not good flyers club Vice president.
Derpy is now in Dr. Hooftin's Office.
Dr. Hooftin says "Look Derpy your a great kid but your failing in your grades and if you keep failing then we won't have a choice but to expel you."
Derpy says "Oh come on can't you just let me slide by like last time."
Dr. Hooftin says "No I'm afraid I cant this time I'm sorry derpy."
Derpy then got up and out of Dr. Hooftin's office.
Derpy and carrot top meet outside of Dr. Hooftin's office.
Derpy says "They're trying throwing me out again."
Carrot top says "Damn Again."
Derpy says "Yep Again."
Carrot top says "Is there anything you can do?"
Derpy says "I don't know."
Derpy is sitting in the library looking at a book.
Just then a pony sitting ahead of her says "Hey you know they canceled laton ."
Derpy says "Oh really I wanted that class to be canceled years ago."
The random pony says "Oh......Ok then."
Then Derpy looked back at her book and she sees something written in the book derpy was confused by this so she took it up to the librarian.
Derpy says "Do you know all the people who rented this book."
The librarian says "Why do you want to know."
Derpy showed the librarian the writing in the book and then the librarian starts looking.
A couple of seconds later he finds who rented the book and derpy go's to see who rented it and the pony who rented it was a teacher. She had a white coat and purple mane and one of her eyes was screwed up but when derpy saw her she smiled.
Derpy then talked to Carrot Top's mom and she even gave her mom her phone number.
Derpy walks back and a kid asks derpy "Hey did you make out with her."
Derpy looked confused for a second and then she says "No but I gave her my phone number."
The other kid says "Noice."
Derpy sees lemony Gem’s car and goes up to it.
Derpy says "Hi miss Gem Hey it's Derpy hooves."
Lemony Gem says "Oh hi."
Then a kid on Derpy's walkie-talkie says "Hey Derpy my mom here is it ok if I can leave early?"
Derpy picks up her walkie-talkie and says "Sure thing Shirley."
Gem looks at derpy and asks "What's the secret, Derpy?"
Derpy says "The secret?"
Gem says "Yeah you seem to have it pretty figured out."
Derpy says "The secret I don't know, I think you just have to find something you love to do and then to do it for the rest of your life for me it's going to rushmare."
Derpy says "Oh hi dill hi till."
Derpy Then Gets pushed by Lemony Gem's sons
Gem says "I'm sorry Derpy are you ok?"
Derpy says "Yeah I'm fine thanks."
Lemony Gem smarks at Derpy and then drives off.
Gem says "Did you invite Derpy to your party?"
Dill says "No way, there's going to be girls there."
Lemony Gem the grown's and just drives.
Derpy asks her dad if she can give her a signer on a test. Her dad made derpy 34 grade into an 84 grade and he smiles, Derpy was kind of annoyed of this though.
Derpy and her dad walking were home.
Derpy says "I think I am spending too much time starting up clubs and putting on plays."
Derpy's dad says "It's possible."
Derpy says "Maybe I should get a girlfriend."
Derpy's Dad says "Look Derpy, you're married to the sea."
Derpy says "Well I've been out of the sea for a long time."
Derpy was walking and she sees that same teacher on the bleachers so Derpy walks up and sit next to her.
Derpy says “Hi.”
The teacher says “Hi.”
Derpy says “So how long have you been working here as a teacher.”
The teacher says “Oh just a year.”
Derpy says “Ah ok......”
Derpy sees that the teacher had a cigarette, So derpy got her lighter and lights her smoke for her.
Derpy says “So how long have you been smoking?”
The teacher says “How old are you?”
Derpy says “16.”
The teacher says “Since I was your age.”
Derpy says “Oh you should quit you know smoking cause lung cancer right.”
The teacher ignored Derpy’s comment and just kept on smoking.
Derpy says “So what's your name?”
The teacher says “Oh I’m sorry I didn’t introduce myself my name is Rarity miss. Rarity.”
Derpy says “Is that your first or last name.”
Rarity says “Oh it's my first name.”
Derpy says “Well that’s insisting not a lot of teachers go by their first name.”
Rarity says “Well I guess I’m not like other teachers.”
Derpy says “Did you know they're canceling laton.”
Rarity says “Ah that's a shame all of the romance languages are in Latin.”
Derpy says “Huh I never thought of that.”
Derpy then Starts a partition to get back Latin class and it works.
James the bully says “Why don't you just piss off derpy.”
Derpy replies “I’m sorry is that Latin?’
Chapter 3 Laton's back up
Derpy and Lemmy Gem are at a wrestling match at Rushmare.
Lemmy Gem says “Derpy what does your dad do?”
Derpy Says “Oh uh he works on the weather team up at clouds dale.”
Gem says “Huh interesting well that makes sense of how bright you are with managing all of the clubs Ha.’
Derpy says “Yea Ha ha ha........So how’s your day?”
Gem says “Oh my day is going well so far how about yours?”
Derpy says “Oh yeah it's going good.”
Derpy asks Gem “So were you in the Crap.”
Gem says “Yeah I was in the Crap.”
Derpy says ”So did you see nightmare moon?”
Gem says “No but I fought right next to Celestia in the battle.”
Derpy says “Oh cool neat....”
They both just stood there not talking looking ahead it was awkward.
Gem says “Hey Derpy, you want a job?”
Derpy says “No thanks Gem I have too many things on my plate right now to worry about a job you know with all the clubs and plays and all of that.”
Gem says “Yeah I get it.”
A couple of days later Derpy sees Rarity again and she goes to talk to her in her classroom and they are now at a fish tank taking care of fishes.
Rarity says “I heard you started back up Laton.”
Derpy says “Yeah I did Ha.’’
Rarity says “That's impressive.”
Derpy says “Yea Thanks.....So how did you get to work here?”
Rarity says “My husband died and I miss him every day of my life.”
Derpy says “Really when?”
Rarity says “Last year.’’
Derpy says “Oh I’m sorry about that my mom died...I guess we both have dead ponies in our Lives.”
Rarity says “Oh Yeah .”
Derpy and rarity just look at each other they just stare at one another, not talking just starting.
Rarity says “Well I think you should uh go now I got a lot of business work to you know teacher stuff.”
Derpy says “Oh yeah sure sorry I'll just go ok bye.”
Rarity says “OK well bye.”
Derpy walks out of her classroom and bikes to Gem’s office.
Derpy says “Gem I need $3,500 to make an aquarium.”
Gem asks “Why?”
Derpy says “I need to make rarity an aquarium So she can be happy.”
Gem says “Hmmmm let me think about it.”
Gem thinks about it for a while and then she says “ok fine kid here.”
She gives Derpy all the money she asked for and Derpy was super excited.”
Derpy says “YAY Thanks miss Gem.”
Gem says “Hey no problem kid use the money wisely on what stuff you put in the aquarium.”
Derpy was already out the door by the time Gem had said that.
Gem says “What a weird kid.”
