Parasprites in the Real World
One day Braden(me) had just got done talking to one of my friends, Matt.
"You think it might rain today", I said.
"Braden don't ruin this for me. I hate the rain and I will be real pissed if it does start raining", said Matt.
"Matt, calm down", I replied.
Matt has anger issues, so he gets upset to easily.
"I just hate the damn rain, it always has to ruin everything for me",Matt said in a grumpy tone.
"I know you hate it, but you don't have to complain every single time", I said in annoyance.
"Look dude, can't we just return this book to Rainbow Dash", Matt aked.
"alright", I said
We both entered the portal to Equestria, it was a calm day with nothing much happening. Rainbow Dash was chilling on a cloud when she saw us
"Sup Matt, sup Braden, how are my best human friends doing", She said
"We're doing good Rainbow, we have something for you", I replied
"for me", she said confused.
"yup" i pull out a daring do book.
Rainbow gasped. "You found it".
"Were sure did", I said cheerfully.
"Thank you, this a special book", she said.
"It's only the second book in the series. Not that important", Matt said in he usual tone.
"Ummm excuse me, this was the first second book to be published. This is important", Rainbow said with a bit of anger.
What we didn't know, was that a small creature had snuck into Matt's bag, the two of us walked home.
later
Matt was at his house, watching Family guy, and eating a hot dog.
"Well at least it didn't rain today", He said as he relaxed
A few hours later, Matt went to to bed, what he would wake up to in the morning would shock him.
9:30am
Matt woke up from his slumber, feeling really relaxed.
"Well that felt nice, now I can WAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT", Matt shouted in suprise.
Matt saw a strange creature siting close to his face. It had a round body, big green eyes, small stubby legs, and fly like wings, and it was Pink.
"What is this thing", he said with a bit of Panic in his voice.
Then, he looked up and saw another creature that was yellow, it was eating his TV.
"HOLY SHIT THERE'S ANOTHER STOP EATING THAT", Matt Shouted.
He pulled the yellow creature away, then he spotted another. A green one.
"How does this keep happening", He said as he saw more.
Downstairs he heard blasts from his fathers shotgun.
Matt was startled and ran downstairs
As he looked out his door. Matt's Father, Mr Charleston was trying to kill some of those creatures. they were eating his couch
"GET BACK YOU FREAKS", shouted his father.
"What is going dad", said Matt.
"I DON'T KNOW SON BU-
The creatures at his dads shotgun.
"well shit", Mr Charleston said.
I woke up to here my little brother screaming. one of those weird Creatures has been eating his desk.
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE STUPID THINGS", my brother shouted.
"dude what the hell is going on", I said a bit annoyed.
"There going on", he said as he pointed to his desk.
I see these weird bug like creatures eating the desk.
"Dear god", I said in disbelief.
I went outside and saw so many of those creatures. They were eating everything in sight, car tires, the cars themselves, trees, peoples houses, and many more things.
I heard Matt shout.
"Damn bugs need to get out of here".
"Matt what is going on out here", I said.
"I don't know, there are these little bug things EVERYWHERE, and there eating EVERYTHING", Matt shouted with a mix of anger and confusion.
"We need to get Twilight here now", I said. Matt agreed.
Parasprites in the Real World
How to stop a swarm of Parasprites.
Twilight and Spike had just returned from the Crystal Empire, there train ride on the way back was stressful and tiring. The reason was that the engine ran out of coal. Then, a knock at the door was heard.
"I'm coming", She said.
Twilight opened the door to see Me and Matt.
"Oh hey Braden, hey Matt, what do you guys need".
"Twilight it's urgent", I said in a serious tone.
"What's wrong", Twilight said a bit worried.
"These weird bug things have been buzzing all over town and eating everything in sight," Matt said in his grumpy tone.
"Oh no." she said
"What do you mean oh no Twilight."I said.
"I think the creature's your dealing with are parasprites." explained Twilight. I was confused.
"Para what now."
Twilight explained they are these small creatures that have the ability to multiply, and they eat almost everything they see.
"Damn." said Matt.
"Damn indeed Matt". replied Spike.
"So how do we stop them". I asked.
"They seem to be attracted to music, that's how Pinkie got rid of them". Twilight answered.
"So, can we get Pinkie Pie here to help" said Matt.
"Unfortunately Matt, Pinkie Pie isn't here right now''. She said.
"Well where is she". He asked
"She's visiting Yakyakistan right now" explained Spike.
"Well shit"
"So how do we stop these creatures". Asked Twilight.
"Well, we can stop them by lowering them away with music, Pinkie did that and it worked". Twilight explained.
" I got this". said Matt
Matt pulled out his phone and started playing I want to hold your hand by The Beatles, the Parasprites herd the music and started flying towards it's direction. Matt was happy and shouted, IT'S WORKING.
"Here they come". I said
Hundreds of parasprites flew down to my cul de sac. attracted to the music.
"There here, now we need to get all these parasprites into the portal so we ca-
Before I could continue, Matt shouted.
"Shit!"
"What's wrong Matt?" I asked.
"My phone is running out of battery power", he replied
"Well you better hurry, or el-
"To late it's dead" Said Matt. I said just one thing.
"Fuck".
The parasprites then went back to eating everything in plain spot, starting with Matt's phone.
"Oh come on, I only had that phone for two days. IT WAS AN IPHONE FUCKIN TWELVE". He shouted.
"Matt calm down, yelling isn't going to get you anywhere".
"Ummm Braden"
"yes Twi"
Twilight pointed her hoof to my lower body.
"They ate my shorts"
Those stupid bugs had eaten my shorts. So I was just standing there with a shirt and boxer briefs.
Matt giggled at the sight of it.
After getting a new pair of shorts, I saw those creatures eating a whole car.
"HOW" I shouted
"These creatures have a big appetite Braden". Twilight old me.
"Well, were out of options these thing are gonna eat the whole town".
Then an idea popped up in my head.
"I got it". I said.
"What is it Braden". asked Spike.
I explained that we can try and round them up again, and kill them with a bug bomb.
"Don't you think that's a bit extreme". Twilight said nervously.
"No, have you seen what these creatures are doing". I stated/
"Well....I guess your right" Twilight said.
"I have some bug bombs at my house. My dad uses them to kill hornets". explained Matt/
"Let's go get them"
We collect the bug bombs and set them outside.
"Okay, let's do this". I said.
I pull out my phone and start playing the music. All the parasprites were attracted to it.
"Okay, there rounded up. NOW"
As a shouted that, The bug bombs went off causing the parasprites to weaken.
"It's working". Matt shouted.
Some bugs started to drop dead. Soon all the parasprites dropped dead.
Matt got excited. "It worked". He said.
"Yeah it did, but we still kinda lost". I told him.
"Um what do you mean". Matt said confused.
"Well" I said "....almost everything got destroyed by those little shits so."
Matt's response was.
" .....fuck."
the end
Author's Note
Sorry if the story isn't that good, it is my first one