Through The Haunted Maze

by Lunar Gaze

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Fluttershy, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Horror, Profanity, Anon, Second Person
Length: 1038

I tried to get this up on Halloween night.

You take your girlfriend Fluttershy on a date into Canterlot High's spooky Haunted Maze and help her get over her fear of... well everything. In there you encounter some scary monsters that try to kill you!

Published 2020-11-02 23:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-11-02 23:40:01 UTC

Through the Haunted House

Halloween-the night that you look forward to every single year. Your high school decided to open a haunted maze for the night. You love scary things. Ghosts, witches, the costumes-you love it all. Your girlfriend, on the other hand...

"Fluttershy, are you sure you want to do this?" You ask her concerned. You decided to dress a mummy, while Fluttershy dressed up a vampire bat.

Fluttershy has a determined look on her face. "I can do this! I am going to get over my fear and prove to the girls that I am NOT a scaredy-cat!"

"Baby, you're afraid of everything-including your own shadow."

"What!? No, I'm not." Fluttershy looks down behind her and sees her shadow and screams.

"See, told you."

"Let's just go in there in get this over with!" Fluttershy looks at the haunted maze and starts to tremble. "Um... can I hold your hand?"

"Don't worry, I'll protect you from the scary darkness." You sarcastically retort. "Nothing scares me." You confidently try to cheer her up.

You two enter the haunted maze and walk around. When suddenly, a ghost jumps out from behind a crate.

"BOO!' The ghost shouts out to surprise its victim

Fluttershy screams and hides behind you.

"You better run-Woah!!!" The ghost trips over the crate and falls flat on its face. You walk up to the ghost and take off the sheet covering the body.

"Derpy!?"

"Oh, I messed it up. Was I a good ghost?" The muffin-loving girl asks in an admittedly adorable manner.

"Yeah, sorry but no. It was a good effort, though."

"She really scared me."

You give Derpy back the white sheet. You and Fluttershy press on deeper into the haunted maze. As you walk further, a helmet-wearing figure with a chainsaw comes from around a corner. The giant figure revs up the chainsaw and walks towards you. Fluttershy curls up into a ball and shrieks while you just stand there.

"Bulk Biceps, I know that's you."

"What!? How did you know it was me!?" He says while taking off the helmet.

"Dude, who else in this school has huge biceps, is 6'2 and is strong enough to carry that thing?

"Yeah, you're right. I do have huge biceps." Bulk kisses each of his biceps.

You help Fluttershy to her feet. It is not very long when you see a shadowy figure walk up to you. All you see is a witch clad in black robes, a black cat to add effect, and a somewhat familiar-looking hat. The witch starts to cackle but then she coughs. Fluttershy screams again.

"What's up, Trixie?"

"Oh come on. That disguise was perfect."

"Trixie, you dress up like a witch when it isn't even Halloween, and you still have the same hat you wear all the time."

"Oh, I'll get you my pretty and your boyfriend too!" Trixie lets out an evil laugh before she uses one of her smoke bombs to teleport away.

"Umm Trixie? We can still see you." Fluttershy remarks at the embarrassed magician.

"Oh crap!" Trixie runs out of the maze while clinging on to her cat and making sure that her hat doesn't fall off.

You keep walking around the maze. Fluttershy is still clenching to your back to hide from the monsters that lurk in the darkness. You walk through a long line of statues donned with knight's armor on both sides. One of the statues comes to life and Fluttershy screams... again for the fourth time tonight. A girl dressed in a princess dress appears from the side.

"Halt! Who goes there. Who dares tries to harm the princess?" The knight has a very striking resemblance to a country bumpkin that you know all too well.

"Off with their heads, my dear knight. Chop chop." The princess demands in an over-the-top tone that sounds like a certain fashion-loving girl that is totally having too much fun with this.

"Applejack, Rarity; why are you dressed in a knight in shining armor and a princess outfit?"

"It's our costumes, duh." Applejack corrects you.

"Of course I would dress up like this, Anon."

*Sigh* "Whatever. Fluttershy, let's go."

"Oh, ok."

"Have fun lovebirds!" Rarity calls out in a sing-song voice.

"Shut the hell up!" You blush while shouting at Rarity.

"Fluttershy, what did I tell you? This isn't that scary... Besides, there is nothing in here that can scare even me."

Fluttershy points at something.

"There's something scary behind me isn't there?"

Fluttershy nods her head. You turn around to see a hooded grim reaper and a clown standing a few feet away from you.

"OH HELL NO!!" You grab Fluttershy's hand and run away from the grim reaper and the clown.

"What, what's wrong Anon?

"If there are two things in this world that I am afraid of it's the reaper and... c-c-clowns."

The clown and reaper slowly walk towards you while you and Fluttershy cower in fear. The reaper raises its scythe.

"I'm going to take your soul."

"I'm going to make you a ballon... I mean, make you INTO a ballon." The clown corrects itself.

"You're not taking me today, motherfuckers!" You run up to the two figures and punch them in the face.

"OW, what the fuck Anon?

"That hurt you know!"

You recognize those voices. You pull off the hood and the clown mask.

"Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, what the hell's wrong with you? You scared the shit out of Fluttershy!"

"And we scared the sit out of you too."

"Dude, that was not cool."

"I wasn't scared." Fluttershy replies.

"Huh?" You look very confused.

"Dammit, you punched me really hard." Rainbow Dash touches her swollen cheek.

After a night of horrors-and punching people in the face-you let Fluttershy in your car drive to her home.

"So, did you have a good time?"

"Oh yes, I did. I loved it when you trying to act tough when Dashie and Pinkie scared you."

"I said I WASN'T scared."

You pull up to her house and kiss her goodnight.

"Let's go again next year."

You nod to agree with her.

"Heh heh. Yeah, next time you can protect me." You say to her in a joking manner.