Tales from the Rift

"So you see, if you go to appleloosa, you'll learn the hard way that you messed with the wrong family."

Vlad then looked towards two ponies seated at a table, one them was a getting nervous about the situation, and the stories about death are not helping. "Look sir, I don't mean to interrupt, but I got to get back to my apartment, don't know why I'm here, or why I'm a pony."

"Well, I was going to do spoiled rich, but since you rudely Interrupted me, I think you'll be my next subject for this tale."