Spike was getting dressed for dinner and had no intentions of looking like he just woke up from one of the best orgys he had in a long while. He had no idea where his father, Lucifer is. He went to his room but he was simply gone. He had a theory that he might have gone to Hell to relieve some anger with his wife or rape some soul that did something to an animal or child. That is how he worked anyways. Never stopping his rampage on the one’s that hurt the innocent. Spike grinned a little bit as he finished perfecting his tie so he looked sharp.

Lucifer pretends like he has not angelic blood, and yet, he does things that only angels would do or consider doing. Spike laughed as he knew his father would beat him up for thinking those thoughts but it was true. Lucifer was like a little child when he was around animals and he was like a proper father when he was around children, and when he thought they weren’t listening, he would shout his head off at the angels for being lazy, incompetent, stupid and many other things. Spike knew that his wives would be surprised about that except for Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon, and Daybreaker. They were already demonic and knew the laws of the demons what they had to follow.

“Interesting indeed father,” Spike said, out loud as he looked at his white tuxedo with black tie. His tuxedo suit was red that represented the blood of the victims in Hell. Spike grinned sadistically as he cackled a little bit. Suddenly, the door opened and it was revealed to be his wives. Spike knew that they were nervous about him leaving them with the children, or rather, it was Celestia and Luna that was nervous and Luna had recently started getting a little bit angrier than usual but Spike believed it to be a side-effect for carrying the demonic child.

“Hello, there loves,” Spike said, as he walked to all of them individually and kissed them with a passion to make sure that they would not miss him too much. Celestia looked a little sad that he was leaving but accepted it. Spike had asked if they were interested in coming along but they had gently turned him down as they were terrified that they would screw something up and be hated by them even though Spike pointed out the fact that Lucifer was coming with him to the dinner and that he does everything in his power to make sure that no angel has a good time. They still declined and decided that they would go for New Year's eve.

“Spike, Sunset Grin has been doing nothing more but committing incest with Cutie Licorn. I don’t know how to make him stop either!” Celestia frustratedly said. Spike chuckled a little bit together with Nightmare Moon as they then fully laughed together with the other demons as it was pretty ridiculous. Celestia looked at them with Questioning glances.

“Mother, incest is not morally wrong. It was just something some creature made up and here we are. Besides, it would be considered incest what you and I are doing as mother and son.” Spike said, making his mother pout at him. Nightmare Moon simply grinned as she then fell over with laughter again. Spike chuckled and Luna decided to but in about the dinner.

“So when will you be back home?” Luna questioned. The others were also interested in knowing when he would return. Spike thought about it and shrugged, he would most likely be back after Lucifer tries to murder his grandfather and grandmother. Other than that, he was not really sure.

“Not sure really, I might be back late or I might be back early. It really depends on what mood Lucifer is in and speaking of Lucifer, has anyone of you seen him?” Spike asked as he was hoping that he would not have to travel to Hell to find him raping some soul for whatever reason. The wives looked at each other and shook their heads in a ‘no’ and Spike sighed frustratedly until he heard Lucifer’s voice.

“Why the shit do I have to go to this stupid dinner?!” Lucifer said as he reached the room the royal couple slept in. He noticed the wide eyes of everyone as he had a large gash on his chest that looked like it was from a sword. “What?” He then looked down and had a look of realization. He then shrugged. “Are you ready for dinner?”

“Yes father, although, you might want to heal yourself otherwise Faith will be all over you because you have that large wound on you,” Spike said, laughing as he noticed that Celestia and Luna looked ready to faint for how casually Lucifer was talking. Lucifer groaned.

“Lucifer, you do realize that it can become severely infected?” Celestia asked as she saw how he was bleeding a little bit. Lucifer looked at the alabaster princess with his eyebrow raised as to waiting to hear what her point was. Chrysalis chuckled as she wanted to touch the wound on him, but did not want to upset him but Lucifer saw this and took her left arm and made her feel the large flesh wound. The two alicorns that were not demons tried to stop them but it was no use. Lucifer looked like he was at the Spa Ponies place having a massage.

“That felt nice, thank you, Chrysalis,” Lucifer said, in a satisfied tone. Spike scoffed as he used his magic to become a mohawk and made it look spikier. Spike then made a large hole in the wall and prepared his wings. Lucifer also prepared him and knew the consequences of flying there with his large wound. He knew Faith would be all over him until she was satisfied with its healing. Spike kissed his wives one more time and flew with Lucifer towards Heaven.

As they were flying, Spike noticed how Lucifer was quiet but seemed angry about something. How Spike knew that was for the fact that the air around them was ice cold and not for being high up in the air either as the sun was on them and should have kept them warm. Spike looked at Lucifer who had a blank expression on his face as he flew closer and closer towards Heaven, the one place he’d rather never set foot in unless if it is necessary. “What are you angry about?” Spike asked as he saw his father turn his head towards Spike.

“Nothing is wrong, but I have a feeling that you don’t buy it already.” Lucifer said as he saw his son look at him with a ‘cut to the chase’ look. Lucifer grumbled as he pulled a bottle of Vodka out of nowhere and started drinking heavily. Spike shook his head at the demons’ stupidity. Drinking and flying. . . what a great way to show how much has changed since last time they saw them. . . “Want a gulp?” Spike looked at the bottle that was close to him but he shook his head, making Lucifer shrug and drink some more.

“Why do you always do this when we go to see the other angels. Do you want them to think bad about you?” Spike asked, in a tone that made Lucifer feel himself question himself. He was not sure why, but he felt like he needed to prove to the other angels that he was nothing like them. That someone like him could be easily corrupted no matter how high in the archangel rank you are. He was the highest of them all and look at what happened to him. Thrown out of Heaven as if he was trash that needed to be dealt with.

“I don’t know. I guess I just want to show them that I am more powerful than them. They have never dared say anything about Faust or God, but I on the other hand mock them, make fun of them, and beyond other things that I should not do in reality but I do them anyway because I know that it will get a rise out of some of them but they never say anything or do anything but that leaves them even more problems. I throw the ‘well, you are not saying anything but that is most likely because you know I am right and that is when the rise out of the angels really kicks in.” Lucifer explained. Spike was not surprised by the answer that was given, but that did not mean that he wasn’t confused. He has heard Lucifer cry over the fact that he is not an angel and that he will never be forgiven by his brothers or sisters but that could also have been the drug that he had been on that day as he was knocked out for several hours. But he also had another theory; Lucifer was not in control. There is a disorder that gives someone multiple personalities. It could be that but that was not likely at all as Lucifer is a high ranking angel and demon. But demons are known for liking disabilities and using them to their advantage. Sometimes, the demons simply act like Syndromnesians. Spike had immersed himself in Syndromnesian history, language, politics, anything about them to learn about them. They were worse than normal humans. Genociding normal humans for simply not having a disability is downright disgusting. The things they did against those without disabilities are just plain evil. . .

Spike and Lucifer flew towards Heaven and they noticed the golden gates where one particular angel was waiting. It was Death. Spike was not surprised. She was the only one that had a solid relationship with Lucifer and could calm him down when he gets angry. She has natural talents that she just doesn’t realize but Spike does. He never pointed it out to her because it did not feel right that he would say something that she should figure out on her own. She looked shy and a little alarmed when she saw the large cut on Lucifer’s chest. Yes, she had seen him with worse scars but it still always shocked her how he was even able to stand.

They landed on the clouds and Spike walked forward and kissed Death’s hand gently as to show respect. She likes the gesture but blushed as Spike then winked when he saw how Lucifer was eyeing her not so carefully. She blushed even more but did not complain and Spike swore that she saw her sway her hips in Lucifer’s direction. Spike looked at Lucifer with a wink and he groaned at him. He knew he would not be able to live it down now.

“Spike, Lucifer, how have you been?” Death asked, in her kind and soft voice that made Spike and especially Lucifer feel calm. Spike decided that it was best if Lucifer was the one who answered first on this one. But Lucifer beat him to it.

“Everything has been fine, I went to the angel embassy earlier today and shouted my head off at the staff. No offence to you Death, but you angels are becoming more incompetent.” Lucifer said as if it was not his problem in the first place. Spike simply shook his head. The only angel that could explore Hell was Death herself. But that was mostly because she guided the souls to the right places but it was a pretty big job considering that animals and children had accidentally ended up in Hell before and she had never seen Lucifer angrier in her whole life, she did not even have memories of him ever being so angry as a child or otherwise.

“Well, maybe you should allow them to explore a little bit without hundreds of demonic guards to make sure that they don’t see something you don’t want them to see.” Death suggested as she looked at Lucifer and had a small fearful expression as to how Lucifer would respond. He never responded as he only continued to walk with Death and Spike who was sighting over the fact that he had been trying to say the same thing to Lucifer for years! He thought that Death would be the one that would make Lucifer realize and make him more open with the idea of angels walking around freely but still following the demonic laws. Lucifer then gave them an answer they did not suspect.

“You know what? Your right, I should allow them more freedom. I don’t even give a shit-”

“Language, Lucifer!” Death said as she looked at him sharply. She was his sister but she acted more like a mother which annoyed Lucifer greatly while Spike saw the signs of love.

“Well fine then miss perfect.” Lucifer huffed as he grabbed a cigar out of nowhere and lit it with his magic. He breathed in the fumes and he felt himself relax a little bit. Death sighed as she saw him smoke. It did not damage them at all but that did not mean that she was not concerned for him.

“My job is not to be perfect, that is your job. And why are you smoking?” Death asked as she looked at Lucifer enjoying his smoking fumes in peace. Lucifer meanwhile was having flashbacks for when he was younger. He had the perfect body, facial features, eyes, manners, speech, everything. Anything he wanted, he got on a silver platter. Now, he wished that he would have worked so hard that God and Faust would have been terrified. Heaven kind of looked like Cloudsdale with the difference that Heaven was a lot more holy than anything else. There were billions of houses and apartments and everyone was smiling. Lucifer smiled as he saw the children playing and having fun with each other. Spike and Death noticed but did not say anything. They smiled as they saw Lucifer look at the children with a sense of protectiveness.

“That will be you and Death one day you know.” Spike said, making Death say ‘yes’ but then she blushed furiously, but did not take back her statement. Lucifer meanwhile just rolled his eyes but could not contain his blush as he blushed when he looked at Death. He would not mind that. Lilith had her children to take care of her needs while he just ignored his needs. Spike smirked at them as he noticed that they looked at each other suggestively.

“Maybe she is not as innocent as we originally thought,” Spike said, making Lucifer cackle while Death only blushed deeper. She could not contain the smile that she had though. It was a nice thought, taking care of Lucifer and their children. . . they would be a- wait what?! Why was she thinking these things?! Spike grinned as they reached the large palace where the other angels were located.

Spike and Lucifer looked at each other and they simply nodded towards each other and prepared for the charade of attacks of questions they would inevitably get. Death saw how they looked at each other and sighed a little bit. She knew that they did not like angels while Lucifer hated them with a passion. She felt a little bit saddened, it meant that he hated her. She let loose a few tears. Lucifer and Spike noticed but did not comment on that fact as they believed that it was something personal. The palace was huge and was made out of clouds and hard white stone with several carvings of angels and their original design. They were not supposed to have bodies in the beginning and they did not have that for a long time. If Lucifer remembered correctly, it was the Christians that got it right with their description but they then put bodies over them to make it seem more like they are connected to one. Spike did not give a shit and simply walked to the dining room where the dinner would be. Death knew that Lucifer would be there along with Faust and God but the others did not know about his arrival. Faith probably did but had not said anything to anyone.

Death opened the door and the dining hall was revealed to be miraculous. The walls were well polished with black dots. The table was long and was made out of one of the holiest oaks imaginable. God and Faust were two orbs that were white and were shining brightly making everyone feel calm and collected. The chairs belonged to royalty because of how beautiful they were and had a diamond in the middle of the top that was shaped a little bit like a rainbow. The diamonds had all different colours that matched their eyes.

Everyone looked to where Spike and Lucifer had entered and their eyes widened in shock and surprise. Gabriel and Michael gulped as they saw the large wound on Lucifer. It was bleeding and looked like it might be infected. Lucifer on the other hand seemed like he had taken ecstasy. Spike bowed to them in a respectful manner that was shown in Hell. Lucifer rolled his eyes as he went for his seat that was beside Death. Spike followed soon after. All eyes were on them as they did everything. No one noticed the smile Faust and God gave each other as they looked at Lucifer with his carelessness.

“Lucifer. . .?” All the angels, except Faith and Death said. Lucifer rolled his eyes as he continued to smoke his cigar. Spike shook his head as he pulled out his dagger and started looking at it. He then started cutting himself here and there and did not see the horrified expression of the female angels. Death took the dagger away from Spike and looked at him in a motherly way. Spike sighed and pulled out a cigar and started to smoke. Death gave up.

“What, Am I not allowed to be here? For your information, it was Spike that made a bet with me and won. So he dragged me towards this filthy place.” Lucifer said as he glared at Spike who gave him an innocent smile. The angels flinched at how he toned his words. Even Michael and Garbiel flinched and they were the one’s who were least afraid of him. Spike smoked and teased Death into feeling Lucifer’s crotch. When she found out what he was up to, she slapped him. Hard. Everyone looked towards where the slap had happened and Death looked horrified by herself. She was immediately all over Spike while he and Lucifer fell out of their chairs laughing. They literally cried with laughter as it was hilarious. No angel or demon was able to make her do any acts of violence.

“Oh, demons!” Spike said, as he tried to contain himself but he then fell over again with laughter as Lucifer tried to steady himself. Faust and God looked at them with amusement. They knew that Spike was not hurt as they had seen how he had tortured himself in many different ways.

“Spike, I am so, so sorry!! I did not mean to do that!” Death said as she tried to apologise for what she did. Spike on the other hand did not want to forgive her because she did nothing wrong.

“What are you apologising for? It was hilarious! You hit harder than the useless camouflage demons!” Spike said, as if that was the greatest accomplishment there was. Lucifer cackled at that. It was true. Camouflage demons are useless. The only one of their useful kind is the most powerful leader. The normal ones forget that they can turn into whatever they can imagine.

“Spike, for me that is not an accomplishment!” Death said, as she blushed at the attention she was getting from the others. She blushed the heaviest when her eyes landed on Lucifer as he was truly checking her out!

“The dinner is here!” Faust said, in her motherly voice as she used her powers to bring forward the food. Lucifer did eat meat, but he always resurrected the animals and only killed them knowing that they would feel no pain. Otherwise, he would eat humans. That he had no problem with. They tasted like pork. . .

They got served ox fillet steak as the main dish and would have many other foods. Lucifer scoffed as he did not need to eat, drink, sleep, or anything at all and look where he was at. He noticed that Faith was looking at his wound with wide-open eyes and he got annoyed. Why does she care when he does not care what happens to her?! He would never understand her idiocy. He knew he was being mean, but he was giving himself the truth. Spike took a whole bottle of Vodka that had a hundred per cent volume and he drank that thing as if it was water. The other angels looked at him as if he was crazy while Lucifer asked what company had made it as it was normal.

The dinner went on and on and everyone was talking to each other while they looked at Lucifer and tried their best to talk to him but he just ignored them. Spike on the other hand was more talkable but he was not exactly friendly but he was well mannered enough to be so-called ‘normal’ around them.

“Lucifer, how have you been?” Faust asked as she looked at her son with love and adoration. One of the things the angels knew damn well was that Lucifer was always the favourite one out of all of them. The others were not strong enough to rule Hell while Lucifer did it as if it was normal. Or, for him it technically was and it was easy as there was no form of democracy, just a severe dictatorial regime and monarchy depending on how you see it. His title is King and Emperor as the lands he rules are large and make it look like humans dropped the nuke on the lands.

All of the angels looked at Lucifer and sucked on a breath as they felt his anger, but he simply smiled at his mother who did not stop her smiling. “Everything is going okay, I have made more progress in Hell and I yelled at your incompetent angels at the fucking embassy,” Lucifer said, his frustrations clear. Spike massaged his temples and gave Lucifer a beer that had a hundred per cent alcohol. Lucifer took it and drank it all in one gulp. The other angels had flinched at the tone in his voice while Faust smiled more widely.

“Lucifer, calm the fuck down. Weren’t you in Hell before you came here to the dinner? I have a feeling that you raped one of the souls that raped and murdered children.” Spike said, making everyone except the two God’s look at Lucifer in shock, but Death wasn’t surprised and neither was Faith as they knew that Lucifer loved Children and animals. A satanist in the human world had once offered a little girl to him no older than five as an offering. The satanist when he still lived in the human world lost his organs and everything and was alive when this all happened. Lucifer had used his powers to make sure that the satanist did not die. Death had been there and Faith had observed. She did not know that someone so beautiful as Lucifer could be so cruel!

“Brother Lucifer, do you not like what the creatures do to children?” Gabriel asked, calmly as he looked at his brother in a new light. He did not hate Lucifer, but he found it surprising that he would be protective of children as there are many offerings for him. But he has not exactly seen what Lucifer do to those who offer animals or children. . .

“Gabriel, you are fucking disgusting for thinking I would like that shit!” Lucifer said, angrily as he glared at the angel. The blonde-haired angel with blue eyes went wide-eyed by how quick Lucifer became angry. He had seen Lucifer become angry quickly, but not that quick. “The only offerings I love are those who send child rapists, murderers, or whatever and the same can be said for the animal part.” The angels looked at Lucifer in a new light as he stabbed his meat furiously as he then started eating more like a true demon.

“I did not mean anything bad by it, Lucifer. Would you like to talk about it?” Gabriel offered as he smiled at his brother while Lucifer looked at him as if he was stupid. Who would want to talk about innocent children getting rapped? Angels were sinking lower and lower in his books. Spike facepalmed at Gabriel as he knew that Lucifer thought he meant about the raping and sexual part. Everyone sensed his anger and Faust decided to intervene as she knew what was going on.

“Lucifer, Gabriel did not mean about the sexual part, he meant about your caring for children where it comes from. I too am quite interested as to where it comes from.” Faust explained as Lucifer calmed down a little and Gabriel looked a little sheepish while the other angels looked at him with glares as they knew that when Lucifer became angry, he became angry. They would rather not have to clean the table of blood because of his foolishness. Lucifer calmed himself down more and saw that all eyes were on him. ‘here goes nothing.’ Lucifer thought.

“It was always there. I always cared about children and animals. I remember the first time I saw a child get killed by her fellow humans I felt rage. I decided to make an eight-level of Hell the one part no one wants to end up in. I have always loved animals as well. When I saw how humans were torturing those precious things, that was when I snapped. I started torturing humans and other creatures to make them feel the pain that they felt. I even started rapping some of the creatures. I do not regret it, I only do it to those who have done it. I make sure that they do not feel a lick of mercy. I taunt them with what they fear. I make my demons torture them in all kinds of creative ways. They do enjoy it also. I remember when I saw these children in World War II who had lost their families and friends. They looked so broken. . . I regretted that I helped Hitler. I regretted it so badly. I made sure that he suffered the worst possible fate. He is being skinned alive and burned at the highest possible degree. Two of the worst ways to die.” Lucifer explained. They all knew that it was only the tip of the iceberg but it was progress. They had no idea he cared about children that much.

The angels were shocked. Gabriel and Michael looked like Lucifer had just done something extremely taboo in his nature. The other angels on the other hand were happy with Lucifer. They may not agree with his tactics, but because of how he explained it, they could not help but understand him. They always knew that Lucifer tortured souls, but they were terrified of saying anything. They knew that Faust and God knew, but still.

Lucifer felt all the eyes on him and he knew that he had to get out of there. He got up from his chair and looked at Spike who looked at him with confusion. “I’ll be back, I’m just heading out for a while.” He said as he sped through the corridor. What was he doing?! He could not show emotion! “I am getting weak.” Lucifer did not look back as he flew away from Heaven and headed for Canterlot. He would only be there for a few minutes and then he would return. He started getting a strange feeling. He started to feel the strange power he had felt a few months ago. He shrugged it off. It could be his powers playing tricks on him.

When he neared Canterlot, he saw burning. Lucifer flew faster than the sonic Rainboom and any angel alive and landed on the streets of Canterlot. The city was in ruins. The shops that were once colourful was now grey. There was blood everywhere and it reminded him of a dimension he had once been to but could not remember where. Lucifer then started to search for Spike’s wives as he did not want them to be hurt or his grandchildren for that matter.

The castle was relatively intact and he slipped by unnoticed by anyone as he was using his powers. He found Spike’s wives in the throne room where they looked like they had been fighting for their lives. He made himself visible and they flinched when they saw him. His black horns looked sharp and his eyes looked unforgiving. His body was completely burnt and rotten to the core and his nails were long and sharp His mouth looked hurtful just by looking at it. It could be by biting or words. . .

“What happened here?” Lucifer demanded in a voice that left no room for arguments. Celestia looked at her wives and they encouraged her but she seemed to be the most fragile one out of all of them. Luna was the one that spoke up for her sister.

“Lucifer, our children. Sunset Grin, Strong Beam, Cutie Licorn and Chrysalis Solaris Junior has been kidnapped.” Lucifer felt himself slowly, very slowly begin to become angry. The others noticed this but did not stop him. He let out an angry roar as he flew out one of the broken windows at top speed heading towards Heaven.

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed this chapter guys! I will see you on Sunday with the next one!