Fluttershy was once again tending to her animals, like any other day. She was in her cottage where it was nice and cozy, she was feeding her animals, she was currently feeding one of the more sassy animals of the cottage.
"I know Angel but you need to wait, I promised that I'll feed the chickens first this time." She then heard a humming sound coming from outside the cottage and then a zap. She raced outside the cottage to check what made the sound. Something was in front of her when she opened the door, a tiny little echidna slightly larger than her chickens. She saw it's face and immediately fell in love.
"What are you doing out here little guy? Do you want some food?" Fluttershy looked at the echidna with a smile, to her surprise the echidna clucked.
"Doe u kno da wae?" This was Ugandan Knuckles, Ugandan Knuckles looked up at Fluttershy being two hooves tall and her being three hooves tall.
"Um, yes, the way is right inside." The Ugandan Knuckles gasped with utter astonishment.
"She knos da wae!" The Ugandan Knuckles was in awe, his mouth fell agape, Fluttershy giggled as she opens the door and lets Ugandan Knuckles inside. All of the animals turn to look at their new roommate they know they will be sharing a house with.
"Um, I know this is a bit too late to be asking but, how can you talk? You can tell me, I mean, if you want to..." The Ugandan Knuckles turns towards his queen.
"My name is" Cluck "Elae and to how I can talk I doe not kno de only thing I doe kno is that you are da queen." The Ugandan Knuckles looked up and Fluttershy earning him an 'awww' from her.
"Well, I'm glad you think of me as your queen but can you think of me as a friend?" Fluttershy smiled, Ugandan Knuckles looked around her humble cottage. Ugandan Knuckles turned back to her.
"This is your palace?" Ugandan Knuckles asked whilst raising his non existent eyebrow, Fluttershy shook her head.
"Um, if you mean cottage then yes." Ugandan Knuckles gasped and shook his head.
"This cannot doe, this is a crime! Stae there." He walked towards the door, opened it, and walked outside. Fluttershy waited for three minutes before she heard a bunch of clucking all the animals began to hide as she felt her house rise and move she opened the door to see thousands- no, millions of Ugandan Knuckles moving her house. Fluttershy picked up Angel and squeezed him for comfort almost crushing him in the process. Okay, okay, okay, so imagine a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles carrying Fluttershy's cottage like the coffin dancers.
"Mr. Elae this is a bit too much!" She said as the Ugandan Knuckles continue to heave, Cluck Elae jumped back on the cottage and shook his head.
"No it is wae too less my queen, come on my bruddas, faster!" They start to kick into maximum overdrive as they carry the house, Cluck Elae looks up at a giant palace that would definitely fit Da Queen.
"Dat castle up there my bruddas, it is fit for da queen!" They suddenly stopped in their tracks as a human stood in their path. It was none other than Phil Swift!
"Thank goodness, Phil I really need you help these little things have too much generosity! They call me their queen and they-" Phil Swift raised a finger to stop Fluttershy from continuing.
"No need to fear I'll stop them with Flex Seal Clear!" He shoots out Flex Seal clear at the Ugandan Knuckles, Cluck Elae wasn't having any of that and jumped in front of the attack. With one loud cluck he dispersed the Flex Seal Clear to Phil Swift's surprise.
"Get him my bruddas!" The warrior tribe ran at Phil Swift.
"Spit on him!"
"He does not know da wae!"
"He's a non believer!"
They spit on Phil Swift, he didn't even have time to shield himself with Flex Seal Liquid as he was buried in saliva which Fluttershy didn't know was possible until now. The spit then solidifies making Phil Swift incased in spit.
"Now, let us go." Cluck Elae said as the Ugandan Knuckles wordlessly carry the house through Ponyville. Rainbow Dash swoops on by and gets in front of the Ugandan Knuckles, Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity make a stand against them.
"Put her down!" Twilight frowned, pointing her horn at the Ugandan Knuckles.
"Get out of da wae, da queen needs a palace." Cluck Elae frowned menacingly, Princess Celestia flew down and spot the Ugandan Knuckles leading this crusade.
"Oh Faust, they're back" She grumbled under her breath.
"You know them Princess Celestia?" Twilight turned to Celestia with an arched eyebrow. Celestia let out an overdramatic sigh.
"You see back when I ruled there was a group of ponies or echidna who would go from town to town to ask "Do you know the way?" They all didn't know what they meant so they said no but one day when they asked me, I said yes, since I wanted to know what would happen if somepony said yes, I said it. They worshiped me for years, giving me too much that would be buried in it from time to time. Then I banished them to a different world. Now they're back." Celestia groaned.
"You know this is all just a way for the author to stall so that he can get 1000 words in." Pinkie Pie chirped.
"Yup." They all said at the same time.
"Anywae, it is time for your undoing! Step aside bruddas!" They dropped the cottage making Fluttershy "Eep!" Cluck Elae walked in front of his bruddas and stared at Celestia with a betrayed look in his eyes.
"It is time..." Red energy formed around him, it was so malicious and chaotic Discord would faint! He took one deep breath.
"EBOLA!!!!"
The force of his voice sent the ponies flying, it also destroyed Ponyville.
"Pitiful, now let us-" Cluck Elae turned around to meet Fluttershy's stare.
"Mr. Elae sir, this has gone far enough. Apologize and go home, I do not wish to harm you b-but I will!" Fluttershy's state didn't falter. Cluck Elae paused, and sighed.
"I... I am sorry my queen, it would seem we took it too far. We'll leave..." Cluck Elae made a portal and Ugandan Knuckles start jumping in, and with one final look back at Fluttershy he hopped in, never to be seen again.
"Oh my god it's done! Finally I can start writing my other stor-" I suddenly heard a click and I whimpered.
"Oh no..."
