SMG4- If Mario Was In "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"by APStoriesChaptersSomewhere MysteriousMalicious MonstersGoing All-Out4 The Kingdom And Her PeopleSomewhere MysteriousDate: April 5th, 2019 "The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says. "Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts. "Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says. "Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says. "Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in. "OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers. "Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says. "Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother. "Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says. "Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says. "HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts. "Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts. "Pingas", Mario replies. "Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..." "HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts. "Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls. "Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad. "Mario, what the hell?!", the midget shouts. "Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him. "You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts. "Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!" "Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him. "You all right?", the fatass says. "That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them. "Damn it", SMG3 says. "Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks. "Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time. "Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says. "How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion. "Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says. "Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout. A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal. In the Everfree Forest... "OOF! Goddammit! Mario? Luigi? Anybody?", the YouTuber says. "Get off of me!", SMG3 says. "This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you." SMG3 stood up, causing SMG4 to fall. "What'd that fatass do this time?!" "Better question, where are we?", SMG3 asks. "Simple. We're in the magical land of Equestria. I recognize this place because it's what I use for Teletubbieland", SMG4 says. "Where's Mario and Luigi?", SMG3 asks. In Canterlot... "Oh... mamma-mia. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees the Crystal Heart. "Oooooh. Touch." An alarm blares. Mario runs. In the cave where the Tree of Harmony resides... "Oooooh." He takes the Elements of Harmony. "Ha-ha-ha. Yippee!" Deep in the Everfree Forest... "What is this place?", Luigi asks. He hears something. "What?", Luigi says. "We have to find them. Only Mario can bring us home.", SMG4 says. "You probably don't know this, but Mario's an idiot", his doppelganger replies. "What're you saying?" "I'm saying that we're probably screwed. I think I see a village up ahead. We should probably ask for directions." "I don't think so!", an all too familiar voice shouted. The duo's eyes grow wide. "Well, well... it's been too long, hasn't it... Luke?" "That voice... it can't be!", the YouTuber says. "Oh, yes, it can... it really can!", the voice says. A familiar face appears from the shadows of the forest. "Enzo?! But how? I thought you were..." "Gone? Well, sadly for you, I never left. I've been here, plotting my revenge!", the psychopath says. "Are you honestly still living in the past? Times have changed!", SMG3 says. "Oh, the doppelganger", Enzo says. "No. Like to think of myself as a doppelganger-killing long-term booty call." "Where are our friends?!", the YouTuber demands. "What makes you think I'd tell you?!", Enzo retorts. Suddenly, Enzo is levitated by an unknown force. "What the...?!" He is tossed aside, and a crew of ponies appear before the duo. "Are you guys okay?", one of them asks. "We are now. Thanks. SMG4, listen. Enzo wants both of us. We need to work together. I know I'm probably the last person you want to trust right now, but we need to find the brothers before Enzo can", SMG3 says. "I understand", the YouTuber replies. "Who the hell are you guys?" "I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship", one of the ponies answers. "I'm Applejack. Nice to meet ya", another one says. "Um... I'm Fluttershy", another one says. "Awww...", SMG3 coos. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!", another one says. "I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest pony in Ponyville!", another one says. "I think Mario's faster than you", SMG4 says. "I'm Rarity", the final one says. "The name's SuperMarioGlitchy3, but you can call me SMG3. The guy in the white overalls is SMG4." "Let's go to the castle.", Twilight says. The eight heroes walks to the castle. Meanwhile, Enzo regains consciousness. "Oh, hell, no." Meanwhile... "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. NOM "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off. Meanwhile... "Oh... Mamma-mia." Luigi walks into Tartarus. He sees a certain psychopathic Pegasus filly and a centaur. "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Luigi runs out. "Lucky me!" He runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Suddenly, Enzo tackles Luigi. Four Teletubbies appear. "Nope." Luigi slips out of Enzo's grasp and runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Enzo turns around... and sees the giant prison. Meanwhile... "You see, a fatass named Mario teleported us here with some kind of magic wand. We have to get home", SMG4 says. "Maybe we can use the Elements of Harmony to get you guys home", Twilight replies. "Yeah, just one problem. I quickly flew to the Tree of Harmony, but the Elements were gone. The only thing there was the smell of spaghetti", Rainbow Dash says. "Wait... spaghetti? I think Mario took them", SMG3 says. SMG4's right eye starts twitching. "MARIO!!!!!!!!!", the YouTuber screams. SMG4's voice echoes throughout the entire castle. It could be heard all across Equestria and beyond. "Uh-oh, spaghettios. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm." "Goddammit! God-fucking-dammit! That blue-overalled, spaghetti-eating, dumbass charlatan!" "How'd you guys even get here?", Twilight asks. "Well, it's kind of a long story", SMG4 replies. A flashback shows what happened. "The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says. "Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts. "Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says. "Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says. "Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in. "OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers. "Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says. "Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother. "Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says. "Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says. "HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts. "Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts. "Pingas", Mario replies. "Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..." "HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts. "Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls. "Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad. "Mario, what the hell?!", the midget shouts. "Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him. "You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts. "Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!" "Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him. "You all right?", the fatass says. "That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them. "Damn it", SMG3 says. "Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks. "Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time. "Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says. "How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion. "Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says. "Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout. A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal. Back in the present... "Maybe not that long. Anyways, we need to find the Elements of Harmony. However, that means we need to find Mario", SMG4 says. "How'd you guys get separated?", Twilight asks. "Maybe the wand was unstable. It's used by a rock." "I found a surveillance camera. It could lead to Mario's whereabouts", SMG3 says. The camera plays. It shows Mario hiding the Elements of Harmony. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off. "He... ATE MY ELEMENT?! WHAT THE HAY?!", Rainbow Dash yells. "That doesn't matter. The fact is that we now know where the Elements are. We had to find them now", SMG4 says. "What about the brothers?", the doppelganger asks. "Fine. We'll look for the brothers first" The eight heroes walk out. As the eight heroes walk out, there are confronted by an army of Teletubbies. "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", the cute but dangerous creatures say. "Oh, crap. Kamehameha!", the YouTuber shouts. SMG4 destroys the wave of Teletubbies. The eight heroes run off. "Hmmm... interesting. There's more power here. I must have it all. And this time, nobody can stop me! My revenge will soon be final! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Enzo says. "What... were those things?", the Princess asks. "Teletubbies. Furry creatures that have a... very unfriendly personality. Approach with extreme caution. Chances are they'll pull out some kind of rifle and start shooting", SMG4 answers. "Oh, my...", Fluttershy replies. "We have to find Mario now. If he has the Element of Loyalty inside of him, then he'll most likely know where the other Elements are", SMG3 says. "You guys look for Mario. We'll hunt down the remaining Elements." The Mane Six run off. "You know I still hate you, right? I don't even know why we're working together." "We might not see eye-to-eye on everything, but we need to stop Enzo and get home. I don't think you understand what's at stake here." "What? No. It's you who doesn't understand that Enzo has been in my head for three years. Since he tried to attack me and the others during Christmas 2015 and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a good idea to let him attack us while we're looking for Mario because you saw what those furry fuckers can do. So I say we take the fight to him, dumbass. Do you agree?" "Alright, Glitchy. We go to him. But you have to understand that we can't take the fight to him unless we find Mario and Luigi first. The entire universe is at stake here." "I agree", Twilight says. "What are you girls still doing here?" "We couldn't help but overhear. We think that finding the Mario Bros. is the best plan to go with right now. SMG4, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and I will go look for Mario. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and SMG3 will go look for Luigi. If we encounter a Teletubby, we'll hit 'em with everything we've got." "Agreed. Let's go." The eight heroes walked off in two groups. S.O.S Meanwhile... "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh." Malicious Monsters"Mario! Where are you?", the YouTuber calls. "Don't you know any spells that could track Mario down, Twilight?", Pinkie asks. "No, not really", the Princess replies. "Wait! I might have something." SMG4 pulls out the Retard Detector. "If anything can find Mario, this thing can." In the distance, singing could be heard. Why Do We Hold "Over there!" The four heroes run towards the sound. It's Mario, still wearing the Element of Loyalty around his neck. SMG4 runs over and hugs the retarded Italian. "Whoo-hoo! WHOO-HOO!" "SMG4? How'd you find me?" "Your singing!", the YouTuber answers. An angry Rainbow Dash tackles Mario. "Give me back my Element NOW!" "Blah, blah, blah. I'm a dick pony and I'm a huge bitch!" Rainbow Dash knocks Mario out. However, he quickly recovers. "I'mma don't think you can do that." Mario and Rainbow Dash trade blows. "ENOUGH! Both of you! You're acting like a couple of idiots!", Twilight shouts. "Well, actually, I designed Mario to be idiotic", SMG4 says. Twilight glares at the YouTuber. "Rainbow Dash, maybe you can use the Element of Loyalty to find the other Elements of Harmony." "Hold on. If Mario hid them, then he can find them. He not as smart as me, but he can remember stuff. Mario, where'd you hide the Elements of Harmony?" "Hmmm. I hid one in a bakery, another one at a farm, another one at a cottage, another one near a burnt tree, and the final one in a crevice. You're welcome." "See? He's smart." "Pingas." "Wait. A bakery? There's only one bakery I know about: Sugarcube Corner." "A burnt tree? That was my home... until it got destroyed during my battle against Tirek." "Alright. Pinkie, where's Sugarcube Corner?" "Follow me", Pinkie Pie said. Mario and Rainbow Dash start singing. "What's that you got there, Mario?", Rainbow Dash asks. "The Burrito-Looking Machine. It allows me to create portals to different places. It's from Portal, a video game. Hey, Pinkie. We should go to the center of Ponyville, Town Hall. The others will meet us there." Mario activates the Burrito-Looking Machine, sending the heroes to Ponyville. "Wow! Wait. Weren't we supposed to go to Sugarcube Corner?" "Oh. Well... at least the others know where we are." Meanwhile, Enzo watches the heroes. "Indeed they do, Mario. Indeed they do. Teams One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve. Spread out across Equestria. Find out where the others are and report to me. It's time to end this land. Nothing will stand in my way. Nothing!" "Now, where in tarnation is that green guy?", Applejack asks. "How am I supposed to know?! My nemesis created these monstrosities! After this is all over, he will feel my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", SMG3 replies. "Please, don't do that. That's scary...'", Fluttershy says. SMG3 turns around. He sees Fluttershy. "Oh. Umm... sorry? I sometimes get caught up in my monologuing." The anti-hero boops Fluttershy on the nose, and she giggles. "You're cuter than I thought." Suddenly, a green Teletubby with a chainsaw appears. "Give me your PINGAS!", the crazed maniacal furry piece of shit says. The four heroes jump in surprise. "I've got this!" Rarity leaps at the Teletubbie, but the chainsaw cuts her front right leg off! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screams in agony as her blood spills out. "Rarity!" Fluttershy runs to her friend's side. She picks up Rarity's disembodied leg and Rarity uses her magic to reattach her leg. SMG3 goes 1v1 against the crazy chainsaw Teletubby. Suddenly, a vacuum inhales the Teletubby. "Need some help?" Luigi has his Poltergust 3000. "There's a setting that can suck Teletubbies. Very useful, especially since we're dealing with Teletubbies." Luigi notices Rarity's blood. "Huh?" He notices the unconscious unicorn. He picks her up. "Let's go. I saw the others go this way." The others follow him. In Ponyville... "Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", the YouTuber shouts happily. "She lost a great amount of blood. Can you help her?", Luigi asks. "Let's hope", Twilight replies. Suddenly, a red Teletubby appears and destroys the Poltergust 3000, freeing the green Teletubby! A bloodied and beaten Enzo appears. "Finally! Teletubbies, attack..." He faints. Mario pulls out the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the Teletubbies. "No, you don't! No, you don't! Prepare to see Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" He shoots the gun under the Teletubbies. They fall through. They end up in the Dragon Lands, in a pool of lava. "No..." The villain limps away. "I am inevitable." Applejack lassos Enzo's leg and hangs him upside-down. The villain smirks. "Fools. My Teletubbies are all across Equestria. They know where I am. I have Tartarus' magic inside of me!" He unleashes a mighty wave of energy, blowing the heroes back. "TELETUBBIES, ATTACK!" An army of Teletubbies appear. However, Mario takes out a golden eye on a necklace. SMG4 looks at the Italian with wonder. Using the Eye of Agamotto, he creates a massive portal under the Teletubbies, sending them to Hell. He does the same to Enzo, except he's already gone. "He's getting away!" Rainbow Dash starts to fly after Enzo, but a restored Rarity stops her. "We have to find the Elements first." "Rarity's right. Mario, lead the way", Twilight says. Suddenly, Dr. Stephen Strange appears and takes the Eye of Agamotto from Mario. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of Mario. He leaves. "Mamma-mia. Ohhhh. Mario's got 4 IQ." "Mario, you are really stupid. You shouldn't take stuff that isn't yours. Because of you, we're stuck in this hellhole! And we're talking to ponies! This should be fucking impossible!", the YouTuber shouts. The YouTuber angrily attacks Mario, but the Italian fights back. He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the YouTuber. "ENOUGH!" Twilight unleashes a wave of energy, blowing the duo back. She knocks the duo unconscious. "Rainbow Dash, you carry Mario. Fluttershy, you carry the other guy." The heroes walk off. However, Mario and SMG4 regain consciousness and leap off the ponies. "Oh, boy! Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Mario is so good." "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh." "Okay, we know where the Elements of Harmony are. Let's find them before Enzo can." Using the Burrito-Looking Machine, the ten heroes teleport to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie finds the Element of Laughter. They then teleport to Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack finds the Element of Honesty. They then teleport to Fluttershy's cottage, where Fluttershy finds the Element of Kindness. They then teleport to the cave where Mario hid the Element of Generosity. Rarity quickly finds it. They then teleport to the remains of the Golden Oak Library, but they're too late. "Yes... yes... YES!!!" The psychopathic Enzo has the Element of Magic is his hands! An angry Twilight lunges at him, but he swipes her away and tackles her. "You pretty little ponies will soon be no more... I will prevail... you will meet... your END!!!" Suddenly, a bullet hits the insane man. He turns around. Mario is aiming a gun at him. Taking advantage of the distraction, Twilight grabs Enzo and flies high into the air, trading blows with him. She throws him into a wall and grabs the Element of Magic. The six ponies activate their elements and shoot at Enzo, who deflects the attack. "Fuck you." He spreads his arms, releasing a wave of energy that blows the heroes back. "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!" He leaps at Twilight and repeatedly stabs her with a knife. "HELP! HELP!" Enzo bit down on her. She screeches loudly, causing Enzo to retreat. Lost Now Found The others were able to revive the princess. In the Everfree Forest... "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!" "Oh, no", Twilight says. "How many does he need?" "Well, when you're a psychopath with a target, you'd do anything to kill your target", SMG4 replies. "Impressive, SMG4. But you're too late", Enzo says. He unleashes an enormous wave of Teletubbies. The green Teletubbies have chainsaws, the red Teletubbies have flamethrowers, the yellow Teletubbies have katanas, and the purple Teletubbies have rocket launchers. About 400 Teletubbies surrond the heroes. "Well, we're fucked. There's no fucking way we can stop these things", Luigi says. "We can if we work together! All we need is luck!", Twilight shouts. "What are you gonna do, shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? That's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic", SMG4 says. "First wave!", Enzo shouts. The green Teletubbies approach the ponies. "Oh, shit, here we go!", SMG3 shouts. The Mane Six and the Mario Four battle the green Teletubbies. However, they're stronger than normal. "I'm not scared of these furry pieces of shit!" "Guys, there's too many of them! We have to retreat!", Twilight shouts. However, an impenetrable force field surrounds the battlefield. "Give me the Elements of Harmony now, and your deaths will be quick and painless!", Enzo shouts. Luckily, the heroes had made it through the first wave. "Second wave!" The yellow Teletubbies approach. Too Dangerous The heroes make it through the second wave. "THIRD WAVE!", Enzo roars. The red Teletubbies approach. They use their flamethrowers, but Twilight uses a protection spell. She and her friends use the Elements of Harmony to defeat the red Teletubbies. They advance on Enzo. "FINAL WAVE!!!!" The purple Teletubbies fire their rocket launchers from a distance. Twilight stops the rockets in midair and sends them flying back towards the Teletubbies, annihilating them all. Enzo bolts. "Get back here!", Twilight shouts. The ten heroes chase the villain. However, he turns the tables on them. He chases the heroes through the forest. Going All-OutThe ten heroes run for their lives, unsure of why Twilight and Rarity can't teleport them. Everywhere they hide, Enzo finds them. "Don't you understand? Equestria is already mine! Surrender now! Not even the Legion of Doom could match my power!", Enzo bellows. "Who?", Twilight asks. "Uh... nevermind. DIE!" Eventually, Twilight and Rarity teleport the heroes away. "You can run, but you can't hide! Teams One, Five, and Nine, they're headed your way! Teams Two, Six, and Ten, fall back! Teams Three, Seven, and Eleven, back to base! Teams Four, Eight, and Twelve, on me!" In the Everfree Forest, the ten heroes stop to catch their breath. However, Teams One, Five, and Nine (green Teletubbies) are hiding in the trees giggling quietly. "Shh!", Teletubby 97 says. "You're gonna give away our positions!" But it was too late. The heroes looked up. As if on cue, the Teletubbies jump down and start attacking the heroes. Despite being outmatched, the heroes manage to escape. They teleport all over Equestria, encountering the rest of the teams. Luckily, they manage to escape the deadly grasp of the Teletubbies. In Canterlot... "Okay, Luke. Tell us what those things are now. Tell us everything about them", Twilight says. "Okay. Millions of years ago, Equestria was populated by furry creatures called Teletubbies. Sure, they were stupid, but their way of life was unlike anything the world has ever seen. When the Royal Sisters arrived and tried to make peace, the Teletubbies wouldn't give up their land. And so began the war that flushed out every single Teletubby. We thought they were gone forever, but we were wrong. Now, the Teletubbies have a new leader: Enzo, who's bent on killing the brothers, my nemesis, and me. Equestria will be brought to its knees unless we can stop Enzo", SMG4 explains. (You're Just Making Us Stronger plays while SMG4 tells the story.) Just then, Enzo appears and chases the heroes once again. At the School of Friendship, the ten heroes hide from Enzo and the Teletubbies. The Teletubbies wouldn't have noticed the School of Friendship yet, giving the heroes refuge. "We'll definitely be safe in here. We should get some sleep, though. It's getting late", Twilight says. They each choose a bedroom. SMG4 has never felt more lost. He wishes he were back home, making videos for his 3,000,000 subscribers. If it weren't for Mario, he wouldn't be here. Then again, he is having fun on this journey. However, he still needs to work on Meta Runner, and July 25 is approaching fast. He has to get home somehow. SMG3 has realized that if he wants to go home, then he'd need to work with SMG4. So far, the duo make a good team. But what will happen when they get home? Will they still be enemies? Or will they make peace? Only time will tell... except for one thing. They don't have time. Mario was enjoying his "vacation", obviously. Then again, he is the dumbest of the four. Truth be told, Mario has no idea what's going on. Luigi has gone through a haunted mansion mission, but this is unlike anything he's ever done before. He just wants to go home. Nighttime. The Mane Six are fast asleep. In one of the classrooms, Luke(?) looks at a map of Equestria. SMG3 walks in. "Luke? What are you doing up so early? It's 3 AM." "Hmm? Oh. It's you. Listen. Enzo will find us at any given moment", Luke(?) says. "I don't think so. If he knew where we were, we would've been ambushed by now", SMG3 says. "Anyways, we need to figure out a way to stop Enzo and the Teletubbies from taking Equestria to the prehistoric times." "That made no sense." "Didn't you hear what I said about how Equestria was like millions of years ago? Equestria will perish unless we do something. These ponies need Equestria. And we need-" "Friendship!", SMG3 interrupts. "Throughout this journey, we have developed a bond as friends. We're like Tom and Jerry. We can't survive without each other." "We are not friends. We're enemies who can't see eye-to-eye on fucking ANYTHING! I fucking hate you and I always will! You ruined my birthday along with those meddling friends of yours!" "Wait... birthday?" The terrified anti-hero runs into Luke's room to find him fast asleep. "Then that means..." He turns around. "Enzo!" "ATTACK!" Teletubbies surrond the School of Friendship. The rest of the heroes wake up and try to escape. "There's no escape from me: the great and all-powerful Enzo! Prepare to see your world ripped apart, little ponies! The takeover begins today!" The psychopathic madman and his army walk towards Ponyville. Meanwhile, in the school, the gang try to get out. "It's locked! Enzo put some kind of magical lock on the school, stronger than Neighsay's!", Twilight says. "Twilight, you taught me that friendship is magic. Now, let me help you", SMG3 says. Using all of his might, he breaks the lock and bursts through the door. He defeats the Teletubbies surrounding the school. "A castle never truly dies." "Wait... I heard that somewhere before. When I first arrived", Luigi says. "I think that was Big Mac", Applejack says. Unfortunately, more Teletubbies arrived on the scene, and this time, they had more advanced weaponry. "We got this! TOGETHER!", SMG3 bellows. The ten heroes charge into battle! "Yee-haw!", Applejack hollers as she kicks a Teletubby. "Burrito-Looking Machine, go!", Mario shouts as he throws the Portal gun at a Teletubby, knocking it out. "YEAHHH!" Two Teletubbies close in on Luigi, who uses his Poltergust 3000 to inhale the Teletubbies. Pinkie Pie uses her party cannon to send a group of Teletubbies flying. Fluttershy uses her cuteness to distract the Teletubbies. "What the hell are you doing?", a Teletubby asks. "I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!", Fluttershy replies. Just then, Rainbow Dash pummels the Teletubbies surrounding Fluttershy. Soon enough, the battle ends. But the heroes are too late. Enzo has already begun the Teletubbiepocalypse. Teletubbies everywhere are terrorizing innocent ponies. The Mane Six immediately run into the town, only to be repelled by Enzo. "Enzo is getting stronger every minute! In no time, he'll be unstoppable! We have to get past Enzo and stop the Teletubbiepocalypse!", SMG4 says. Date: April 6th, 2019 Everypony in Ponyville are trying to fight back against the Teletubbies, but the creatures of old times are much too powerful. "Yes! Yes! YES! MY PLAN IS FINALLY IN MOTION! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!", Enzo bellows in victory. Using a jetpack, he flies to the top of Twilight's castle. He then uses a Teletubby ray to turn everypony into a Teletubby. The ten heroes see this. "That ray is turning everypony into a Teletubby. We have to destroy it somehow", SMG3 says. Just then, a cage traps the ten heroes. They are levitated up to where Enzo stands. "Ah. The saviors of Equestria. The fatass Italian. The scaredy-cat. The polar opposites. So glad you could join us. The party's just beginning! Soon, every single pony will be a Teletubby, and that includes the six of you!", Enzo monologues. He aims his ray at the cage. The four Marios get tossed out. He fires. "NOOOOOOOO!", the Marios shout. However, Twilight uses her magic to create a force field around herself and her friends. "We'll never be a part of your army!", Twilight says. "You're nothing! The prehistoric times belong in the past! And if you can't, ugh, accept that, then SCREW YOU!!!" She uses her magic against the ray. The ray's beam is pushed back, destroying the ray... but the transformed ponies don't turn back to normal. "You fools! Did you really think that would turn everything back to normal? Rise, my brethren! Leave nothing!!!", Enzo bellows. The Mario Four make a run for it, and the Mane Six face off against the Teletubbies... and their transformed friends. "We can't fight them! They could be our friends!", Rainbow Dash says. "We have no choice! Attack!", Twilight shouts. But no matter how hard they try, the Teletubbies are too strong. Eventually, the creatures of old times send the Mane Six flying into the Everfree Forest, where the Mario Four are hiding. "We can't fight those things. Enzo obviously did something to make them stronger... but what?", Luigi asks. "I don't know, but I know one thing: Equestria is doomed unless we stop Enzo!", Twilight says. "I have an idea", Mario says. He turns to SMG4. "Why are you looking at me like that?", the YouTuber asks. Later... "This is stupid", SMG4 says. He and Mario had Teletubby outfits on. "It worked last time", Mario replies. "Now, act like a Teletubby so we can figure out how to stop Enzo." "Hee-hee. I have to record this", SMG3 says. "Plus, we'll have proof of what happened here in case no one believes us." He starts recording. "Hey, you two!", Enzo shouts. The duo jump... but Enzo's talking to two other Teletubbies. "Stop watching anime! Anime belongs in the trash!" The two Teletubbies turn around and stand over Enzo. "Uh... what I meant to say was... anime... uh... is... awesome?" He makes a run for it. The two Teletubbies shrug it off. "Oooooh! Cory In The House!", SMG4 says. Unfortunately, that attracts the attention of every single Teletubby in the area. "Uh-oh." The duo attempt to run for it, but Enzo blocks their path. "No more running! No more hiding! No more masquerading! NO MORE LIVING!", the psychopathic madman shouts. He chases the duo across town. The duo manage to split up and escape the villain. "Goddammit, SMG4! You blew our cover!", Mario says. "Heh, heh... sorry", SMG4 says. The heroes look at the Teletubbies as they run about. "If we don't put an end to this, Equestria will become... Teletubbiequestria!" "No! That can't happen!", Twilight says. 4 The Kingdom And Her People"OH, YES, IT CAN!", Enzo screams as he nears the heroes in the Clown Cruiser. "My plan is nearly complete, but I need two more beings to accomplish my ultimate goal: Mario and Luigi!" He activates the vacuum, and it starts inhaling. Mario and Luigi attempt to run, but between Mario's fatness and Luigi's slowness, they quickly get captured. "NOOO!", the remaining heroes shout in agony as Enzo flies off. "What was that? I haven't seen that vehicle before", SMG4 says. "That doesn't matter! We have to save the Mario Bros!", Twilight replies. Unfortunately, another army of Teletubby-fied ponies block the path. In Twilight's castle... The Mario Bros wake up in a cage. "Ah, you're awake", Enzo says. "I've been waiting for you guys to wake up." He looks out the window. "Beautiful, isn't it? Years of planning finally coming together. That wand was my wand." Unbeknownst to Enzo, Mario still has the wand. He changed the settings so that the transformed ponies will return to normal. "Now... let's get this over with, shall we? This ray gun will seal your essence into those Teletubbies, which, in turn, will make them stronger... and you two won't live to tell the tale!" He puts the brothers in a plasma-powered ray gun... and fires at the remaining heroes still fighting the transformed ponies. Just then, Mario takes out the wand and blasts it. "No! What are you doing?!" The beam from the wand overtakes the beam from the ray, reverting the transformed ponies back to their original states. "NO! Stop that! You're ruining everything! GUARDS!" But it is too late. Everypony in Ponyville are back to normal. Even better, they have no memory of what happened... and SMG3 got it all on camera. "Send the brothers down to the dungeon. I have some unfinished business to attend to!" Outside the castle... "There they are!" Enzo walks towards the heroes, already in battle stance. "Look at you pathetic fools. I've come to bargain. Perhaps you... creatures are stronger than I thought. I will leave Equestria alone... if you give me the camera. You ponies have been through hell and back. Come!" The Teletubbies ignore Enzo. "I said, come! Listen to your master!" A rather odd sun descends upon Equestria. "Uh-oh." "I have arrived. Time for your ultimate destruction! Attack, my army! Eradicate them all!", the Sun Baby shouts. More Teletubbies arrive. "On second thought, you can keep the camera", Enzo says. "RUN!" The heroes run from the pursuing Teletubbies as the Sun Baby begins Operation: Destruction. The crew from Team Fortress 2 arrive on the scene, blasting away at the Teletubbies. "What sick man sends babies to fight me?", Heavy asks. "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Teletubbies! He-he-he-he-he!", Sniper says. Pyro says nothing, as he (or she?) incinerates multiple Teletubbies. The others continue to fire away. “You! Help defend!", Heavy shouts at the heroes. They respond by joining the battle. Fists fly, kicks land, and titans clash as Ponyville turns into an all-out battlefield. SMG3 gets injured, so Medic tends to him. Demoman dons his rabbit suit and more Demorabbits appear. "CHOCOLATE!!!", the Demorabbits all shout as they run multiple Teletubbies over. "I want your antennae!", Soldier shouts at the Teletubbies. Spy is on the other side of the battlefield, keeping quiet. Scout leaps on to the roof of a house and fires away. Engineer is building rapid-fire cannons to blast giant bombs at the Teletubbies... giving them an explosive surprise. "ENOUGH! YOU ARE ALL BENEATH ME! I AM A GODDESS, YOU DULL CREATURES! AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY ENTITIES WHO ARE LOWER THAN ME!", the Sun Baby bellows. She unleashes a wave of plasma, accidentally incinerating the Teletubbies. "Nice job, dick-face!", SMG4 shouts at the so-called goddess. However, more Teletubbies appear. "Me and my big mouth." "Time to take out the adorable trash!", Rainbow Dash shouts. "Heavy like pretty ponies!", Heavy says as the battle resumes. In the dungeon... Only Mario's walnut-sized brain will allow him to be happy in a dungeon. Luigi, on the other hand, is scared out of his mind, despite the fact that he's the star of two horror video games. "Mario! We need to get out of here!" Mario's eyes are crossed outwards. "Mario?" "Spaghetti!", Mario says. He starts chasing Luigi around the dungeon, thinking he's spaghetti. "HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!", Luigi repeatedly shouted. But the Teletubbies who were guarding the dungeon already left to join the battle. Fortunately, one of the furry abominations hear him. He opens the door... revealing Mario's little outburst to be a fake. "Luigi! Let's go!", Mario shouts. The brothers make a run for it, but are blocked by another army of Teletubbies. Fortunately, the wand is fully recharged. "You don't... fuck... with Mario." Luigi takes out his Poltergust 3000... and sets it to "Extract Teletubbies". The Mario Bros. face the Teletubbies with determination... and attack. Back outside... "Alright, girls! It's just like the Well of Shade!", Twilight says. The ponies make a portal to suck the Teletubbies into space. It works... for a little bit. "SMG4! SMG3! Enzo! Save the Mario Bros! We'll handle these freaks!" The remaining Marios run towards the castle, but the door is locked. Fortunately, a cannonball blasts the door off its hinges. "Twilight, they just keep coming!", Pinkie Pie shouts. "We can't keep this up forever!", Rarity adds. "YES, YES! DESTROY EVERYTHING! NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM ACHIEVING THE ULTIMATE GOAL!", the Sun Baby bellows. Twilight then unleashes an extremely powerful wave of magical energy, freezing the Teletubbies. The Crew then finish off the Teletubbies with their various weapons. "Alright! Luke, Enzo, let's go save the brothers!", SMG3 says. However, the Sun Baby unleashes another wave of plasma, causing a fire wall to block the Marios. "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! EQUESTRIA WILL BE BROUGHT TO ITS FIERY END! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!", the Sun Baby screams. However, the Mane Six extinguish the flames, allowing access to the castle. The Marios run in. Inside the castle... The Mario Bros. continue to battle the oncoming wave of Teletubbies. The Teletubbies just keep coming, and soon enough, the Teletubbies surround the brothers. "If I had a giant scythe like Ruby does in RWBY, this wouldn't be a problem for me!", Mario says. "Put your hands in the air and step to the rear of the Teletubbie!", a Teletubby says. "How about you suck Mario's-a pingas?", Mario responds, flipping the Teletubbies off. "THAT'S IT! WE'RE CALLING THE MILITARY!", the Teletubby shouts. "Wait, there's a Teletubby mili...", Luigi starts to say before a horn honking La Cucaracha interrupts him. A tank suddenly appears. Suddenly, Mario turns his wand into Ruby Rose's scythe from RWBY. He uses it to destroy the tank, and converts it into a high-caliber sniper rifle to finish off some Teletubbies. It works for a while, until it runs out of ammo. "MAMA-FUCKER!", Mario says angrily. Suddenly, SMG4 rushes in and runs over several Teletubbies. The Teletubbies fall over like bowling pins. "Strike!" "Heads up!" Enzo shouts as he throws his knife, decapitating a Teletubby. He kicks the head at another Teletubby, knocking it out. "Well, that escalated quickly", Mario says as SMG3 knocks out another Teletubby. "There's still too many! We have to retreat!", Luigi says. They run off, but there's way too many Teletubbies. Like, seriously. You would need an armada to take these things down. Outside... Twilight blasts magic at the Sun Baby, which, in turn, causes the Teletubbies to vanish. "No! My army! What have you done?!", the Sun Baby screams. "Made you weaker!", Twilight shouts. Inside the castle... "Let's get out of here before those things rematerialize", Enzo says. They run up a set of stairs out of the dungeon, where the Mane Six meet them in a group hug. "We're not out of the woods just yet. The Sun Baby is still unleashing massive chaos in Ponyville, and the crew needed to vamoose", Rainbow Dash explains. "Then we fight her", SMG4 says. Suddenly, they hear "Eh-oh!", and they assume fighting stances. Fortunately, it's Tubbie Wonka, the head of Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. "Get that muthafucka!", Mario says as he charges. SMG4 grabs Mario. "Mario, you piece of shit! He's on our side!", SMG4 says. "How do you know that?", Pinkie Pie asks. "Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", Tubbie Wonka answers. "Oh, I guess that makes sense", Pinkie Pie replies. Mario punches his own face six times in confusion, knocking himself out. "Tubby custard! Pingas", Tubbie Wonka says. "He says he can drive the Sun Baby crazy long enough for us to figure out how we're gonna end that thing", SMG4 explains. "No. I summoned the Teletubbies. This is my responsibility", Enzo says, looking at the castle. "The ultimate weapon is in that castle, and if I have to, I'll destroy that castle. Plus, Twilight will ascend soon enough, so I guess it's a win-win." He runs into the castle. "Alright, you furry sons of bitches. Come at me!" The Teletubbies obviously run towards him, and Enzo does the same, except he passes the Teletubbies. In the throne room, he finds a vast amount of Teletubbies coming from the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device in the form of a rocket that, when launched into the air, will unleash a wave of magic that will permanently transform everycreature into a Teletubby. He puts a Bob-omb inside, making the doomsday device instantly explode, destroying the castle and everyone inside. SMG4 looked on in horror as his friend dies in the explosion. His nemesis puts a hand on his shoulder, which is completely unexpected. All ten heroes salute. Tubbie Wonka runs to them. "Eh-oh", he says. "We're better off without him. Come on. We need to end this", Twilight says. "Let's-a go!", Mario shouts. He runs towards the castle's remains. Suddenly, the castle magically reassembles itself. "What the fuck?!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fools! Did you really think that would stop me?", the Sun Baby bellows. "The ultimate weapon is still fully functional! In exactly ten minutes, your world will finally end once and for all!" "Just one problem. When the castle exploded, it sent the core of the ultimate weapon flying... and I caught it!", SMG4 says. "What?! No!", the Sun Baby shouts in anger as SMG4 destroys the core. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What have you done?! No matter. I will still destroy the world!" The Sun Baby uses her heat vision to incinerate the area around the heroes, but Tubbie Wonka manages to escape. "Oooooh... something smells good", Mario says. "Mario, you idiot! That thing's gonna cook us and devour us!", SMG4 explains. "What?! No! I'm too chewy!", Luigi shouts in despair. The others look at him like he has three heads. "We're not gonna become dinner today!", Twilight says. She flies towards the Sun Baby. "Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker!" She punches the Sun Baby, melting her own hoof. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fortunately, it regenerates, but it still hurts like hell. "This has gone way too far! Girls!" The rest of the Mane Six teleport out of the flames, leaving the Mario Four. "HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!", Luigi screams. "Sun Baby! You may have tried to destroy the world by turning everycreature into a Teletubby, but we stopped that from happening! We will stop you or die trying!", Twilight shouts. "Then die", the Sun Baby replies as she flies to the top of the castle. "This is it, girls. This is the fight of our lives. If we don't destroy that thing, then all of Equestria is doomed", Twilight says. They run towards the castle. "Hey! What about us?!", SMG3 shouts, but the Mane Six are too far ahead. "Well, shit. I guess we'll have to get ourselves out of this one. Mario, hand me that fallen tree." Mario does so. "Luigi, ready your Poltergust. Luke, help Mario with the fallen tree. It's heavy." Everyone does as they're told. On the castle balcony, the Mane Six see some kind of spaceship high in the sky. "Fire everything we have at those ponies!", the Sun Baby screams. Crazy-ass guns and shit appear out of the spaceship and fire at the ponies... until something stops the bullets. "What the- ?" "Surprise, motherfucker!", Luigi shouts. The fallen tree was lodged in the weapons system, making it malfunction. SMG4 attached a rope to the spaceship, and Luigi was climbing it. "Get them!", the Sun Baby screams as fighter ships pour out of the mothership and shoot Luigi. He lets go of the rope, causing him to fall. "You dolts! That was just a distraction!", SMG4 says. "What?!", the Sun Baby bellows. "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!", Mario sings as he climbs another rope, thrown by SMG3. The plumber climbs onto the mothership. Luigi joins him. "Hey, who's the fatty?", the pilot says. "Are you talking to me?", Mario asks. "Oh no, he called him a fatty", Luigi says. "Are you talking to me?!", Mario shouts. "Shouldn't have done that", Luigi says. "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!", Mario screams. "Now, you're in for it", Luigi says. "THEY CALL ME MISTER FATTY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!", Mario bellows as he outright destroys the mothership. It turns out the fighter ships were remote-controlled. The blast sends Mario and Luigi flying onto the castle balcony. With the controller in his possession, Mario aims the fighter ships at the Sun Baby. "Oh, you so dead." "No... YOU'RE DEAD!", the Sun Baby screams as she takes control of the fighter ships. The controller in Mario's hands fades away into nothingness. "Shit", Mario says. "Now, you will witness true power!", the Sun Baby says as she engulfs herself and Mario in darkness. In an alternate dimension... "What are you doing? What's going on here?", Mario asks. The fighter ships open fire on the others. They penetrate the shields made by Twilight Sparkle and Rarity. "Your friends are already dead. If you wish to save them, you'll have to obey me", the Sun Baby says. "Over my dead body", Mario responds bitterly as he readies his wand. "Immobulus!" The Sun Baby freezes. The fighter ships shut down. They fall to the ground and explode. "I will escape from this dimension one way or another!" The Sun Baby unfreezes. "I'd like to see you try", she says. Mario tightens his grip on his wand, and, with a look of determination, aims it at the Sun Baby. "Expelliarmus!", Mario screams. A bolt of red lightning shoots out from the wand. It hits the Sun Baby, electrocuting her. The darkness surrounding the duo begins to dissipate. His face contorted in anger, Mario unleashes all his might on the Sun Baby. In a flash of white light, the Sun Baby explodes. Back in Equestria... Mario lands on the castle balcony. His brother embraces him tightly. Bewildered, Mario returns the hug. SMG4 and SMG3 climb up onto the balcony. "That... was... awesome! Mario, I've never...", SMG4 starts to say before he's interrupted by Twilight. "Look!", the alicorn shouts. The Sun Baby, or rather, the False Sun Baby, lies burning on the ground. "It's a robot." The ten heroes teleport to the ground. "But who would want to destroy Equestria so much they would resort to bringing it back to ancient times?", Mario asks. "Hey, guys! I'm not dead!", Enzo shouts. He runs over to the others. Tubbie Wonka joins them. Suddenly, a pegasus flies out of the cockpit of the robot. "Oh, no. Not him", Rainbow Dash says. The Mane Six glare at the villain, who glares back. "Who's that?", Mario asks. "Wind Rider", Rainbow Dash answers. "Mario, can you send... agh... me home?", Enzo asks. Mario fires up the Burrito-Looking Machine and sends the former villain home. He also sends Tubbie Wonka back to Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. "Wind Rider, eh?", Mario asks. He summons his Windblade. He tosses the wand to SMG4, who uses it to change his and Mario's appearances. They now resemble the Windblade Warrior and the Ice Magitek respectively. The wand had turned into a staff. The rest of the heroes look on in bewilderment as Mario and SMG4 aim their weapons at Wind Rider. "It's time for you to DIE." Mario uses the Windblade to summon a tornado. The tornado gives SMG4 a boost. He is now eye-to-eye with Wind Rider. "Look at me! I'm a Wind Rider, too!", SMG4 jokingly says. Mario and the other heroes laugh. Wind Rider, however, doesn't find it very funny. He attacks the YouTuber, causing him to stumble. "I will destroy everything Rainbow Dash has ever loved!", Wind Rider shouts. The Mario Four turn to Rainbow Dash with confusion on their faces. "I... he...", Rainbow Dash starts to say. She sighs annoyingly. "Rarity and I uncovered a plot by him to kick me out of the Wonderbolts so he could keep his long-distance speed record unbroken. As a result, he was dishonorably discharged from the Wonderbolts." "Sometimes you gotta play dirty to be the best!", Wind Rider shouts. "But why destroy Equestria?", Mario asks. "Why? WHY!? It's the only way to annihilate every single Wonderbolt that has ever lived!", Wind Rider answers. "By using Teletubbies?", a confused SMG3 asks. "You think I don't know about Equestria's past? When the humans arrived, I recruited Enzo to help me destroy Equestria", Wind Rider answers. "You murderous bastard!", an angry SMG3 bellows. He uses Luigi's Poltergust 3000 to change the wind. Wind Rider starts losing his balance. "Mario!" Mario runs over to SMG3. He positions himself in the vacuum. SMG3 aims at Wind Rider... and fires. Windblade extended, Mario flies towards Wind Rider... and impales him through the heart, ending Wind Rider's reign of terror. Mario and the dead villain land a mile away. The rest of the heroes run over to them. "You've... already... lost...", Wind Rider says weakly. Mario and SMG4 revert back to their original forms. The heroes walk off, leaving Wind Rider's dead body behind. It explodes. "I attached a bomb to the Windblade. Wind Rider is no more", Mario says. "One more thing. We have to go home", Mario says. "What about the Burrito-Looking Machine?", Twilight asks. "It got damaged during the battle. I was lucky enough to send Enzo and Tubbie Wonka home", Mario answers. "I have an idea", Twilight says, "but it's risky." In the castle... "...and the interval between the two points is defined as the square root of the sum of the squares of the separation between the points along three spatial dimensions", Twilight finishes explaining. "Ooh, you so good, you got Mario confused", Mario says. "I think what's she trying to say is that that portal can get us home", SMG4 says. "Impossible", Luigi says... until he sees Mario's wand. "Actually, I think that wand is our key to getting home." He takes the wand and aims it at the portal. "Alright. Here goes nothing." A white beam of energy erupts from the wand, hitting the portal. The portal itself turns white, and the Mushroom Kingdom appears in the portal. "It will stay open for twenty minutes. If we're gonna go, the time is now. My little ponies, it's been an honor to fight by your side." Luigi goes through the portal. "I think I can get my show back. It's a long shot, but I have an idea. Thank you, my little ponies, for teaching me the magic of friendship. Until we meet again", SMG3 says. He gives Twilight the camera. "You'll need this." He goes through the portal. "This world is definitely weird. I seriously hope that your kind don't interfere with the Mushroom Kingdom. Okay, bye-bye!", Mario says. He goes through the portal. Only SMG4 remains. "Luke? What are you waiting for?", Rainbow Dash asks. "I'm taking one last look at my new friends", SMG4 says. A smile crosses his face. He wraps his arms around Twilight. The rest of the Mario Four, Enzo, Tubbie Wonka, and the rest of the Mane Six also join in the embrace as a tear streams down SMG4's face. Eventually, the Mario Four go through the portal. Spike returns. Back in the Mushroom Kingdom... "Mario, despite your idiocy, I actually enjoyed that journey. Maybe there's some smartness in you after all", SMG4 says. Mario, whose eyes are crossed outwards, says only one word: "Pingas." SMG4 laughs as the plumber. SMG4 walks back into his office and finally releases the next installment in the Anime Arc: SMG4: The Japan Trip, where he, Fishy Boopkins, Saiko, and Bob go to Japan and meet Axol the axolotl (a type of aquatic salamander that is critically endangered), who is a manga artist. Luigi goes back to being a coward, occasionally catching ghosts for Professor Elvin Gadd. But the worst is yet to come. Somewhere, at a hotel called the Last Resort, a female ghost is working to free the notorious King Boo from his framed prison. Mario goes back to his stupid ways, but at the same time, he occasionally looks back at the adventure he had in Equestria. He sometimes goes back to Equestria using the wand. As months progress, the newly-formed Legion of Doom begin their attack on Equestria, albeit it being slow. The Mane Six try to convince Mario that the fight against the Legion of Doom is their fight to fight, but Mario manages to convince them that the Legion of Doom, despite it being small, are far too strong. The combined force of Chrysalis/Ultimate Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow/Cozycorn would be far too much power to defeat. Eventually, he assists the Mane Six and the Calvary of United Equestria in the final battle against the Legion of Doom. Their ultimate fate? Turned to stone. Mario still can't get over the fact that Grogar was actually Discord, a draconequus. After the final battle, Twilight's coronation takes place in Canterlot. The rest of the Mario Four join him at the coronation, and, despite it being a huge disaster (not because of Mario, for once), everyone had a good time. The Mane Six form the Council of Friendship. SMG3 can't get his show back, but sometimes, bad things happen to good people. He now lives his life one day at a time. If it weren't for the Mane Six, SMG3 would still be a maniacal villain. Enzo is... well, he's a little nuts, but he manages to find happiness in his life... despite his questionable methods. Tubbie Wonka is still the boss at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. December 4th, 2019 It's been one month and twenty-two days since Twilight's coronation. She and the Mane Six, despite creating the Council of Friendship, have moved on with their lives. But I fear there's something dangerous afoot. Truthfully, I am terrified. Who is I, you may ask? It's me, the author of this story, Alan Kubicz. You have no idea what I have planned for the Mario Four and the Mane Six. Where was Spike during the adventure? He was confronting Cozy Glow in prison, trying to get out of her why she was so dark. SMG4 is still making me laugh to this very day, and I thank him for that. Mr. Luke Lerdwichagul, if you're reading this story, which you probably aren't, don't stop making videos. You are an inspiration to future Mario machinimists everywhere. I had a blast making this story. Thank you to everybody for keeping me motivated. I hope you continue to find happiness in your life. I hope you're still alive. Anyways, this story has gone on for far too long, LOL. Thank you all for taking this journey with me, and I will see you all in the next story... hopefully. Good- Mario, get away from there! That's not spaghetti! No! MARIO!!! FIN
Somewhere MysteriousDate: April 5th, 2019 "The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says. "Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts. "Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says. "Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says. "Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in. "OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers. "Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says. "Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother. "Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says. "Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says. "HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts. "Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts. "Pingas", Mario replies. "Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..." "HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts. "Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls. "Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad. "Mario, what the hell?!", the midget shouts. "Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him. "You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts. "Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!" "Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him. "You all right?", the fatass says. "That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them. "Damn it", SMG3 says. "Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks. "Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time. "Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says. "How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion. "Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says. "Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout. A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal. In the Everfree Forest... "OOF! Goddammit! Mario? Luigi? Anybody?", the YouTuber says. "Get off of me!", SMG3 says. "This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you." SMG3 stood up, causing SMG4 to fall. "What'd that fatass do this time?!" "Better question, where are we?", SMG3 asks. "Simple. We're in the magical land of Equestria. I recognize this place because it's what I use for Teletubbieland", SMG4 says. "Where's Mario and Luigi?", SMG3 asks. In Canterlot... "Oh... mamma-mia. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees the Crystal Heart. "Oooooh. Touch." An alarm blares. Mario runs. In the cave where the Tree of Harmony resides... "Oooooh." He takes the Elements of Harmony. "Ha-ha-ha. Yippee!" Deep in the Everfree Forest... "What is this place?", Luigi asks. He hears something. "What?", Luigi says. "We have to find them. Only Mario can bring us home.", SMG4 says. "You probably don't know this, but Mario's an idiot", his doppelganger replies. "What're you saying?" "I'm saying that we're probably screwed. I think I see a village up ahead. We should probably ask for directions." "I don't think so!", an all too familiar voice shouted. The duo's eyes grow wide. "Well, well... it's been too long, hasn't it... Luke?" "That voice... it can't be!", the YouTuber says. "Oh, yes, it can... it really can!", the voice says. A familiar face appears from the shadows of the forest. "Enzo?! But how? I thought you were..." "Gone? Well, sadly for you, I never left. I've been here, plotting my revenge!", the psychopath says. "Are you honestly still living in the past? Times have changed!", SMG3 says. "Oh, the doppelganger", Enzo says. "No. Like to think of myself as a doppelganger-killing long-term booty call." "Where are our friends?!", the YouTuber demands. "What makes you think I'd tell you?!", Enzo retorts. Suddenly, Enzo is levitated by an unknown force. "What the...?!" He is tossed aside, and a crew of ponies appear before the duo. "Are you guys okay?", one of them asks. "We are now. Thanks. SMG4, listen. Enzo wants both of us. We need to work together. I know I'm probably the last person you want to trust right now, but we need to find the brothers before Enzo can", SMG3 says. "I understand", the YouTuber replies. "Who the hell are you guys?" "I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship", one of the ponies answers. "I'm Applejack. Nice to meet ya", another one says. "Um... I'm Fluttershy", another one says. "Awww...", SMG3 coos. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!", another one says. "I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest pony in Ponyville!", another one says. "I think Mario's faster than you", SMG4 says. "I'm Rarity", the final one says. "The name's SuperMarioGlitchy3, but you can call me SMG3. The guy in the white overalls is SMG4." "Let's go to the castle.", Twilight says. The eight heroes walks to the castle. Meanwhile, Enzo regains consciousness. "Oh, hell, no." Meanwhile... "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. NOM "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off. Meanwhile... "Oh... Mamma-mia." Luigi walks into Tartarus. He sees a certain psychopathic Pegasus filly and a centaur. "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Luigi runs out. "Lucky me!" He runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Suddenly, Enzo tackles Luigi. Four Teletubbies appear. "Nope." Luigi slips out of Enzo's grasp and runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Enzo turns around... and sees the giant prison. Meanwhile... "You see, a fatass named Mario teleported us here with some kind of magic wand. We have to get home", SMG4 says. "Maybe we can use the Elements of Harmony to get you guys home", Twilight replies. "Yeah, just one problem. I quickly flew to the Tree of Harmony, but the Elements were gone. The only thing there was the smell of spaghetti", Rainbow Dash says. "Wait... spaghetti? I think Mario took them", SMG3 says. SMG4's right eye starts twitching. "MARIO!!!!!!!!!", the YouTuber screams. SMG4's voice echoes throughout the entire castle. It could be heard all across Equestria and beyond. "Uh-oh, spaghettios. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm." "Goddammit! God-fucking-dammit! That blue-overalled, spaghetti-eating, dumbass charlatan!" "How'd you guys even get here?", Twilight asks. "Well, it's kind of a long story", SMG4 replies. A flashback shows what happened. "The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says. "Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts. "Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says. "Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says. "Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in. "OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers. "Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says. "Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother. "Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says. "Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says. "HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts. "Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts. "Pingas", Mario replies. "Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..." "HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts. "Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls. "Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad. "Mario, what the hell?!", the midget shouts. "Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him. "You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts. "Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!" "Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him. "You all right?", the fatass says. "That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them. "Damn it", SMG3 says. "Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks. "Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time. "Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says. "How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion. "Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says. "Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout. A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal. Back in the present... "Maybe not that long. Anyways, we need to find the Elements of Harmony. However, that means we need to find Mario", SMG4 says. "How'd you guys get separated?", Twilight asks. "Maybe the wand was unstable. It's used by a rock." "I found a surveillance camera. It could lead to Mario's whereabouts", SMG3 says. The camera plays. It shows Mario hiding the Elements of Harmony. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off. "He... ATE MY ELEMENT?! WHAT THE HAY?!", Rainbow Dash yells. "That doesn't matter. The fact is that we now know where the Elements are. We had to find them now", SMG4 says. "What about the brothers?", the doppelganger asks. "Fine. We'll look for the brothers first" The eight heroes walk out. As the eight heroes walk out, there are confronted by an army of Teletubbies. "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", the cute but dangerous creatures say. "Oh, crap. Kamehameha!", the YouTuber shouts. SMG4 destroys the wave of Teletubbies. The eight heroes run off. "Hmmm... interesting. There's more power here. I must have it all. And this time, nobody can stop me! My revenge will soon be final! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Enzo says. "What... were those things?", the Princess asks. "Teletubbies. Furry creatures that have a... very unfriendly personality. Approach with extreme caution. Chances are they'll pull out some kind of rifle and start shooting", SMG4 answers. "Oh, my...", Fluttershy replies. "We have to find Mario now. If he has the Element of Loyalty inside of him, then he'll most likely know where the other Elements are", SMG3 says. "You guys look for Mario. We'll hunt down the remaining Elements." The Mane Six run off. "You know I still hate you, right? I don't even know why we're working together." "We might not see eye-to-eye on everything, but we need to stop Enzo and get home. I don't think you understand what's at stake here." "What? No. It's you who doesn't understand that Enzo has been in my head for three years. Since he tried to attack me and the others during Christmas 2015 and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a good idea to let him attack us while we're looking for Mario because you saw what those furry fuckers can do. So I say we take the fight to him, dumbass. Do you agree?" "Alright, Glitchy. We go to him. But you have to understand that we can't take the fight to him unless we find Mario and Luigi first. The entire universe is at stake here." "I agree", Twilight says. "What are you girls still doing here?" "We couldn't help but overhear. We think that finding the Mario Bros. is the best plan to go with right now. SMG4, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and I will go look for Mario. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and SMG3 will go look for Luigi. If we encounter a Teletubby, we'll hit 'em with everything we've got." "Agreed. Let's go." The eight heroes walked off in two groups. S.O.S Meanwhile... "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."
Malicious Monsters"Mario! Where are you?", the YouTuber calls. "Don't you know any spells that could track Mario down, Twilight?", Pinkie asks. "No, not really", the Princess replies. "Wait! I might have something." SMG4 pulls out the Retard Detector. "If anything can find Mario, this thing can." In the distance, singing could be heard. Why Do We Hold "Over there!" The four heroes run towards the sound. It's Mario, still wearing the Element of Loyalty around his neck. SMG4 runs over and hugs the retarded Italian. "Whoo-hoo! WHOO-HOO!" "SMG4? How'd you find me?" "Your singing!", the YouTuber answers. An angry Rainbow Dash tackles Mario. "Give me back my Element NOW!" "Blah, blah, blah. I'm a dick pony and I'm a huge bitch!" Rainbow Dash knocks Mario out. However, he quickly recovers. "I'mma don't think you can do that." Mario and Rainbow Dash trade blows. "ENOUGH! Both of you! You're acting like a couple of idiots!", Twilight shouts. "Well, actually, I designed Mario to be idiotic", SMG4 says. Twilight glares at the YouTuber. "Rainbow Dash, maybe you can use the Element of Loyalty to find the other Elements of Harmony." "Hold on. If Mario hid them, then he can find them. He not as smart as me, but he can remember stuff. Mario, where'd you hide the Elements of Harmony?" "Hmmm. I hid one in a bakery, another one at a farm, another one at a cottage, another one near a burnt tree, and the final one in a crevice. You're welcome." "See? He's smart." "Pingas." "Wait. A bakery? There's only one bakery I know about: Sugarcube Corner." "A burnt tree? That was my home... until it got destroyed during my battle against Tirek." "Alright. Pinkie, where's Sugarcube Corner?" "Follow me", Pinkie Pie said. Mario and Rainbow Dash start singing. "What's that you got there, Mario?", Rainbow Dash asks. "The Burrito-Looking Machine. It allows me to create portals to different places. It's from Portal, a video game. Hey, Pinkie. We should go to the center of Ponyville, Town Hall. The others will meet us there." Mario activates the Burrito-Looking Machine, sending the heroes to Ponyville. "Wow! Wait. Weren't we supposed to go to Sugarcube Corner?" "Oh. Well... at least the others know where we are." Meanwhile, Enzo watches the heroes. "Indeed they do, Mario. Indeed they do. Teams One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve. Spread out across Equestria. Find out where the others are and report to me. It's time to end this land. Nothing will stand in my way. Nothing!" "Now, where in tarnation is that green guy?", Applejack asks. "How am I supposed to know?! My nemesis created these monstrosities! After this is all over, he will feel my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", SMG3 replies. "Please, don't do that. That's scary...'", Fluttershy says. SMG3 turns around. He sees Fluttershy. "Oh. Umm... sorry? I sometimes get caught up in my monologuing." The anti-hero boops Fluttershy on the nose, and she giggles. "You're cuter than I thought." Suddenly, a green Teletubby with a chainsaw appears. "Give me your PINGAS!", the crazed maniacal furry piece of shit says. The four heroes jump in surprise. "I've got this!" Rarity leaps at the Teletubbie, but the chainsaw cuts her front right leg off! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screams in agony as her blood spills out. "Rarity!" Fluttershy runs to her friend's side. She picks up Rarity's disembodied leg and Rarity uses her magic to reattach her leg. SMG3 goes 1v1 against the crazy chainsaw Teletubby. Suddenly, a vacuum inhales the Teletubby. "Need some help?" Luigi has his Poltergust 3000. "There's a setting that can suck Teletubbies. Very useful, especially since we're dealing with Teletubbies." Luigi notices Rarity's blood. "Huh?" He notices the unconscious unicorn. He picks her up. "Let's go. I saw the others go this way." The others follow him. In Ponyville... "Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", the YouTuber shouts happily. "She lost a great amount of blood. Can you help her?", Luigi asks. "Let's hope", Twilight replies. Suddenly, a red Teletubby appears and destroys the Poltergust 3000, freeing the green Teletubby! A bloodied and beaten Enzo appears. "Finally! Teletubbies, attack..." He faints. Mario pulls out the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the Teletubbies. "No, you don't! No, you don't! Prepare to see Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" He shoots the gun under the Teletubbies. They fall through. They end up in the Dragon Lands, in a pool of lava. "No..." The villain limps away. "I am inevitable." Applejack lassos Enzo's leg and hangs him upside-down. The villain smirks. "Fools. My Teletubbies are all across Equestria. They know where I am. I have Tartarus' magic inside of me!" He unleashes a mighty wave of energy, blowing the heroes back. "TELETUBBIES, ATTACK!" An army of Teletubbies appear. However, Mario takes out a golden eye on a necklace. SMG4 looks at the Italian with wonder. Using the Eye of Agamotto, he creates a massive portal under the Teletubbies, sending them to Hell. He does the same to Enzo, except he's already gone. "He's getting away!" Rainbow Dash starts to fly after Enzo, but a restored Rarity stops her. "We have to find the Elements first." "Rarity's right. Mario, lead the way", Twilight says. Suddenly, Dr. Stephen Strange appears and takes the Eye of Agamotto from Mario. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of Mario. He leaves. "Mamma-mia. Ohhhh. Mario's got 4 IQ." "Mario, you are really stupid. You shouldn't take stuff that isn't yours. Because of you, we're stuck in this hellhole! And we're talking to ponies! This should be fucking impossible!", the YouTuber shouts. The YouTuber angrily attacks Mario, but the Italian fights back. He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the YouTuber. "ENOUGH!" Twilight unleashes a wave of energy, blowing the duo back. She knocks the duo unconscious. "Rainbow Dash, you carry Mario. Fluttershy, you carry the other guy." The heroes walk off. However, Mario and SMG4 regain consciousness and leap off the ponies. "Oh, boy! Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Mario is so good." "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off. "La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh." "Okay, we know where the Elements of Harmony are. Let's find them before Enzo can." Using the Burrito-Looking Machine, the ten heroes teleport to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie finds the Element of Laughter. They then teleport to Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack finds the Element of Honesty. They then teleport to Fluttershy's cottage, where Fluttershy finds the Element of Kindness. They then teleport to the cave where Mario hid the Element of Generosity. Rarity quickly finds it. They then teleport to the remains of the Golden Oak Library, but they're too late. "Yes... yes... YES!!!" The psychopathic Enzo has the Element of Magic is his hands! An angry Twilight lunges at him, but he swipes her away and tackles her. "You pretty little ponies will soon be no more... I will prevail... you will meet... your END!!!" Suddenly, a bullet hits the insane man. He turns around. Mario is aiming a gun at him. Taking advantage of the distraction, Twilight grabs Enzo and flies high into the air, trading blows with him. She throws him into a wall and grabs the Element of Magic. The six ponies activate their elements and shoot at Enzo, who deflects the attack. "Fuck you." He spreads his arms, releasing a wave of energy that blows the heroes back. "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!" He leaps at Twilight and repeatedly stabs her with a knife. "HELP! HELP!" Enzo bit down on her. She screeches loudly, causing Enzo to retreat. Lost Now Found The others were able to revive the princess. In the Everfree Forest... "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!" "Oh, no", Twilight says. "How many does he need?" "Well, when you're a psychopath with a target, you'd do anything to kill your target", SMG4 replies. "Impressive, SMG4. But you're too late", Enzo says. He unleashes an enormous wave of Teletubbies. The green Teletubbies have chainsaws, the red Teletubbies have flamethrowers, the yellow Teletubbies have katanas, and the purple Teletubbies have rocket launchers. About 400 Teletubbies surrond the heroes. "Well, we're fucked. There's no fucking way we can stop these things", Luigi says. "We can if we work together! All we need is luck!", Twilight shouts. "What are you gonna do, shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? That's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic", SMG4 says. "First wave!", Enzo shouts. The green Teletubbies approach the ponies. "Oh, shit, here we go!", SMG3 shouts. The Mane Six and the Mario Four battle the green Teletubbies. However, they're stronger than normal. "I'm not scared of these furry pieces of shit!" "Guys, there's too many of them! We have to retreat!", Twilight shouts. However, an impenetrable force field surrounds the battlefield. "Give me the Elements of Harmony now, and your deaths will be quick and painless!", Enzo shouts. Luckily, the heroes had made it through the first wave. "Second wave!" The yellow Teletubbies approach. Too Dangerous The heroes make it through the second wave. "THIRD WAVE!", Enzo roars. The red Teletubbies approach. They use their flamethrowers, but Twilight uses a protection spell. She and her friends use the Elements of Harmony to defeat the red Teletubbies. They advance on Enzo. "FINAL WAVE!!!!" The purple Teletubbies fire their rocket launchers from a distance. Twilight stops the rockets in midair and sends them flying back towards the Teletubbies, annihilating them all. Enzo bolts. "Get back here!", Twilight shouts. The ten heroes chase the villain. However, he turns the tables on them. He chases the heroes through the forest.
Going All-OutThe ten heroes run for their lives, unsure of why Twilight and Rarity can't teleport them. Everywhere they hide, Enzo finds them. "Don't you understand? Equestria is already mine! Surrender now! Not even the Legion of Doom could match my power!", Enzo bellows. "Who?", Twilight asks. "Uh... nevermind. DIE!" Eventually, Twilight and Rarity teleport the heroes away. "You can run, but you can't hide! Teams One, Five, and Nine, they're headed your way! Teams Two, Six, and Ten, fall back! Teams Three, Seven, and Eleven, back to base! Teams Four, Eight, and Twelve, on me!" In the Everfree Forest, the ten heroes stop to catch their breath. However, Teams One, Five, and Nine (green Teletubbies) are hiding in the trees giggling quietly. "Shh!", Teletubby 97 says. "You're gonna give away our positions!" But it was too late. The heroes looked up. As if on cue, the Teletubbies jump down and start attacking the heroes. Despite being outmatched, the heroes manage to escape. They teleport all over Equestria, encountering the rest of the teams. Luckily, they manage to escape the deadly grasp of the Teletubbies. In Canterlot... "Okay, Luke. Tell us what those things are now. Tell us everything about them", Twilight says. "Okay. Millions of years ago, Equestria was populated by furry creatures called Teletubbies. Sure, they were stupid, but their way of life was unlike anything the world has ever seen. When the Royal Sisters arrived and tried to make peace, the Teletubbies wouldn't give up their land. And so began the war that flushed out every single Teletubby. We thought they were gone forever, but we were wrong. Now, the Teletubbies have a new leader: Enzo, who's bent on killing the brothers, my nemesis, and me. Equestria will be brought to its knees unless we can stop Enzo", SMG4 explains. (You're Just Making Us Stronger plays while SMG4 tells the story.) Just then, Enzo appears and chases the heroes once again. At the School of Friendship, the ten heroes hide from Enzo and the Teletubbies. The Teletubbies wouldn't have noticed the School of Friendship yet, giving the heroes refuge. "We'll definitely be safe in here. We should get some sleep, though. It's getting late", Twilight says. They each choose a bedroom. SMG4 has never felt more lost. He wishes he were back home, making videos for his 3,000,000 subscribers. If it weren't for Mario, he wouldn't be here. Then again, he is having fun on this journey. However, he still needs to work on Meta Runner, and July 25 is approaching fast. He has to get home somehow. SMG3 has realized that if he wants to go home, then he'd need to work with SMG4. So far, the duo make a good team. But what will happen when they get home? Will they still be enemies? Or will they make peace? Only time will tell... except for one thing. They don't have time. Mario was enjoying his "vacation", obviously. Then again, he is the dumbest of the four. Truth be told, Mario has no idea what's going on. Luigi has gone through a haunted mansion mission, but this is unlike anything he's ever done before. He just wants to go home. Nighttime. The Mane Six are fast asleep. In one of the classrooms, Luke(?) looks at a map of Equestria. SMG3 walks in. "Luke? What are you doing up so early? It's 3 AM." "Hmm? Oh. It's you. Listen. Enzo will find us at any given moment", Luke(?) says. "I don't think so. If he knew where we were, we would've been ambushed by now", SMG3 says. "Anyways, we need to figure out a way to stop Enzo and the Teletubbies from taking Equestria to the prehistoric times." "That made no sense." "Didn't you hear what I said about how Equestria was like millions of years ago? Equestria will perish unless we do something. These ponies need Equestria. And we need-" "Friendship!", SMG3 interrupts. "Throughout this journey, we have developed a bond as friends. We're like Tom and Jerry. We can't survive without each other." "We are not friends. We're enemies who can't see eye-to-eye on fucking ANYTHING! I fucking hate you and I always will! You ruined my birthday along with those meddling friends of yours!" "Wait... birthday?" The terrified anti-hero runs into Luke's room to find him fast asleep. "Then that means..." He turns around. "Enzo!" "ATTACK!" Teletubbies surrond the School of Friendship. The rest of the heroes wake up and try to escape. "There's no escape from me: the great and all-powerful Enzo! Prepare to see your world ripped apart, little ponies! The takeover begins today!" The psychopathic madman and his army walk towards Ponyville. Meanwhile, in the school, the gang try to get out. "It's locked! Enzo put some kind of magical lock on the school, stronger than Neighsay's!", Twilight says. "Twilight, you taught me that friendship is magic. Now, let me help you", SMG3 says. Using all of his might, he breaks the lock and bursts through the door. He defeats the Teletubbies surrounding the school. "A castle never truly dies." "Wait... I heard that somewhere before. When I first arrived", Luigi says. "I think that was Big Mac", Applejack says. Unfortunately, more Teletubbies arrived on the scene, and this time, they had more advanced weaponry. "We got this! TOGETHER!", SMG3 bellows. The ten heroes charge into battle! "Yee-haw!", Applejack hollers as she kicks a Teletubby. "Burrito-Looking Machine, go!", Mario shouts as he throws the Portal gun at a Teletubby, knocking it out. "YEAHHH!" Two Teletubbies close in on Luigi, who uses his Poltergust 3000 to inhale the Teletubbies. Pinkie Pie uses her party cannon to send a group of Teletubbies flying. Fluttershy uses her cuteness to distract the Teletubbies. "What the hell are you doing?", a Teletubby asks. "I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!", Fluttershy replies. Just then, Rainbow Dash pummels the Teletubbies surrounding Fluttershy. Soon enough, the battle ends. But the heroes are too late. Enzo has already begun the Teletubbiepocalypse. Teletubbies everywhere are terrorizing innocent ponies. The Mane Six immediately run into the town, only to be repelled by Enzo. "Enzo is getting stronger every minute! In no time, he'll be unstoppable! We have to get past Enzo and stop the Teletubbiepocalypse!", SMG4 says. Date: April 6th, 2019 Everypony in Ponyville are trying to fight back against the Teletubbies, but the creatures of old times are much too powerful. "Yes! Yes! YES! MY PLAN IS FINALLY IN MOTION! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!", Enzo bellows in victory. Using a jetpack, he flies to the top of Twilight's castle. He then uses a Teletubby ray to turn everypony into a Teletubby. The ten heroes see this. "That ray is turning everypony into a Teletubby. We have to destroy it somehow", SMG3 says. Just then, a cage traps the ten heroes. They are levitated up to where Enzo stands. "Ah. The saviors of Equestria. The fatass Italian. The scaredy-cat. The polar opposites. So glad you could join us. The party's just beginning! Soon, every single pony will be a Teletubby, and that includes the six of you!", Enzo monologues. He aims his ray at the cage. The four Marios get tossed out. He fires. "NOOOOOOOO!", the Marios shout. However, Twilight uses her magic to create a force field around herself and her friends. "We'll never be a part of your army!", Twilight says. "You're nothing! The prehistoric times belong in the past! And if you can't, ugh, accept that, then SCREW YOU!!!" She uses her magic against the ray. The ray's beam is pushed back, destroying the ray... but the transformed ponies don't turn back to normal. "You fools! Did you really think that would turn everything back to normal? Rise, my brethren! Leave nothing!!!", Enzo bellows. The Mario Four make a run for it, and the Mane Six face off against the Teletubbies... and their transformed friends. "We can't fight them! They could be our friends!", Rainbow Dash says. "We have no choice! Attack!", Twilight shouts. But no matter how hard they try, the Teletubbies are too strong. Eventually, the creatures of old times send the Mane Six flying into the Everfree Forest, where the Mario Four are hiding. "We can't fight those things. Enzo obviously did something to make them stronger... but what?", Luigi asks. "I don't know, but I know one thing: Equestria is doomed unless we stop Enzo!", Twilight says. "I have an idea", Mario says. He turns to SMG4. "Why are you looking at me like that?", the YouTuber asks. Later... "This is stupid", SMG4 says. He and Mario had Teletubby outfits on. "It worked last time", Mario replies. "Now, act like a Teletubby so we can figure out how to stop Enzo." "Hee-hee. I have to record this", SMG3 says. "Plus, we'll have proof of what happened here in case no one believes us." He starts recording. "Hey, you two!", Enzo shouts. The duo jump... but Enzo's talking to two other Teletubbies. "Stop watching anime! Anime belongs in the trash!" The two Teletubbies turn around and stand over Enzo. "Uh... what I meant to say was... anime... uh... is... awesome?" He makes a run for it. The two Teletubbies shrug it off. "Oooooh! Cory In The House!", SMG4 says. Unfortunately, that attracts the attention of every single Teletubby in the area. "Uh-oh." The duo attempt to run for it, but Enzo blocks their path. "No more running! No more hiding! No more masquerading! NO MORE LIVING!", the psychopathic madman shouts. He chases the duo across town. The duo manage to split up and escape the villain. "Goddammit, SMG4! You blew our cover!", Mario says. "Heh, heh... sorry", SMG4 says. The heroes look at the Teletubbies as they run about. "If we don't put an end to this, Equestria will become... Teletubbiequestria!" "No! That can't happen!", Twilight says.
4 The Kingdom And Her People"OH, YES, IT CAN!", Enzo screams as he nears the heroes in the Clown Cruiser. "My plan is nearly complete, but I need two more beings to accomplish my ultimate goal: Mario and Luigi!" He activates the vacuum, and it starts inhaling. Mario and Luigi attempt to run, but between Mario's fatness and Luigi's slowness, they quickly get captured. "NOOO!", the remaining heroes shout in agony as Enzo flies off. "What was that? I haven't seen that vehicle before", SMG4 says. "That doesn't matter! We have to save the Mario Bros!", Twilight replies. Unfortunately, another army of Teletubby-fied ponies block the path. In Twilight's castle... The Mario Bros wake up in a cage. "Ah, you're awake", Enzo says. "I've been waiting for you guys to wake up." He looks out the window. "Beautiful, isn't it? Years of planning finally coming together. That wand was my wand." Unbeknownst to Enzo, Mario still has the wand. He changed the settings so that the transformed ponies will return to normal. "Now... let's get this over with, shall we? This ray gun will seal your essence into those Teletubbies, which, in turn, will make them stronger... and you two won't live to tell the tale!" He puts the brothers in a plasma-powered ray gun... and fires at the remaining heroes still fighting the transformed ponies. Just then, Mario takes out the wand and blasts it. "No! What are you doing?!" The beam from the wand overtakes the beam from the ray, reverting the transformed ponies back to their original states. "NO! Stop that! You're ruining everything! GUARDS!" But it is too late. Everypony in Ponyville are back to normal. Even better, they have no memory of what happened... and SMG3 got it all on camera. "Send the brothers down to the dungeon. I have some unfinished business to attend to!" Outside the castle... "There they are!" Enzo walks towards the heroes, already in battle stance. "Look at you pathetic fools. I've come to bargain. Perhaps you... creatures are stronger than I thought. I will leave Equestria alone... if you give me the camera. You ponies have been through hell and back. Come!" The Teletubbies ignore Enzo. "I said, come! Listen to your master!" A rather odd sun descends upon Equestria. "Uh-oh." "I have arrived. Time for your ultimate destruction! Attack, my army! Eradicate them all!", the Sun Baby shouts. More Teletubbies arrive. "On second thought, you can keep the camera", Enzo says. "RUN!" The heroes run from the pursuing Teletubbies as the Sun Baby begins Operation: Destruction. The crew from Team Fortress 2 arrive on the scene, blasting away at the Teletubbies. "What sick man sends babies to fight me?", Heavy asks. "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Teletubbies! He-he-he-he-he!", Sniper says. Pyro says nothing, as he (or she?) incinerates multiple Teletubbies. The others continue to fire away. “You! Help defend!", Heavy shouts at the heroes. They respond by joining the battle. Fists fly, kicks land, and titans clash as Ponyville turns into an all-out battlefield. SMG3 gets injured, so Medic tends to him. Demoman dons his rabbit suit and more Demorabbits appear. "CHOCOLATE!!!", the Demorabbits all shout as they run multiple Teletubbies over. "I want your antennae!", Soldier shouts at the Teletubbies. Spy is on the other side of the battlefield, keeping quiet. Scout leaps on to the roof of a house and fires away. Engineer is building rapid-fire cannons to blast giant bombs at the Teletubbies... giving them an explosive surprise. "ENOUGH! YOU ARE ALL BENEATH ME! I AM A GODDESS, YOU DULL CREATURES! AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY ENTITIES WHO ARE LOWER THAN ME!", the Sun Baby bellows. She unleashes a wave of plasma, accidentally incinerating the Teletubbies. "Nice job, dick-face!", SMG4 shouts at the so-called goddess. However, more Teletubbies appear. "Me and my big mouth." "Time to take out the adorable trash!", Rainbow Dash shouts. "Heavy like pretty ponies!", Heavy says as the battle resumes. In the dungeon... Only Mario's walnut-sized brain will allow him to be happy in a dungeon. Luigi, on the other hand, is scared out of his mind, despite the fact that he's the star of two horror video games. "Mario! We need to get out of here!" Mario's eyes are crossed outwards. "Mario?" "Spaghetti!", Mario says. He starts chasing Luigi around the dungeon, thinking he's spaghetti. "HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!", Luigi repeatedly shouted. But the Teletubbies who were guarding the dungeon already left to join the battle. Fortunately, one of the furry abominations hear him. He opens the door... revealing Mario's little outburst to be a fake. "Luigi! Let's go!", Mario shouts. The brothers make a run for it, but are blocked by another army of Teletubbies. Fortunately, the wand is fully recharged. "You don't... fuck... with Mario." Luigi takes out his Poltergust 3000... and sets it to "Extract Teletubbies". The Mario Bros. face the Teletubbies with determination... and attack. Back outside... "Alright, girls! It's just like the Well of Shade!", Twilight says. The ponies make a portal to suck the Teletubbies into space. It works... for a little bit. "SMG4! SMG3! Enzo! Save the Mario Bros! We'll handle these freaks!" The remaining Marios run towards the castle, but the door is locked. Fortunately, a cannonball blasts the door off its hinges. "Twilight, they just keep coming!", Pinkie Pie shouts. "We can't keep this up forever!", Rarity adds. "YES, YES! DESTROY EVERYTHING! NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM ACHIEVING THE ULTIMATE GOAL!", the Sun Baby bellows. Twilight then unleashes an extremely powerful wave of magical energy, freezing the Teletubbies. The Crew then finish off the Teletubbies with their various weapons. "Alright! Luke, Enzo, let's go save the brothers!", SMG3 says. However, the Sun Baby unleashes another wave of plasma, causing a fire wall to block the Marios. "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! EQUESTRIA WILL BE BROUGHT TO ITS FIERY END! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!", the Sun Baby screams. However, the Mane Six extinguish the flames, allowing access to the castle. The Marios run in. Inside the castle... The Mario Bros. continue to battle the oncoming wave of Teletubbies. The Teletubbies just keep coming, and soon enough, the Teletubbies surround the brothers. "If I had a giant scythe like Ruby does in RWBY, this wouldn't be a problem for me!", Mario says. "Put your hands in the air and step to the rear of the Teletubbie!", a Teletubby says. "How about you suck Mario's-a pingas?", Mario responds, flipping the Teletubbies off. "THAT'S IT! WE'RE CALLING THE MILITARY!", the Teletubby shouts. "Wait, there's a Teletubby mili...", Luigi starts to say before a horn honking La Cucaracha interrupts him. A tank suddenly appears. Suddenly, Mario turns his wand into Ruby Rose's scythe from RWBY. He uses it to destroy the tank, and converts it into a high-caliber sniper rifle to finish off some Teletubbies. It works for a while, until it runs out of ammo. "MAMA-FUCKER!", Mario says angrily. Suddenly, SMG4 rushes in and runs over several Teletubbies. The Teletubbies fall over like bowling pins. "Strike!" "Heads up!" Enzo shouts as he throws his knife, decapitating a Teletubby. He kicks the head at another Teletubby, knocking it out. "Well, that escalated quickly", Mario says as SMG3 knocks out another Teletubby. "There's still too many! We have to retreat!", Luigi says. They run off, but there's way too many Teletubbies. Like, seriously. You would need an armada to take these things down. Outside... Twilight blasts magic at the Sun Baby, which, in turn, causes the Teletubbies to vanish. "No! My army! What have you done?!", the Sun Baby screams. "Made you weaker!", Twilight shouts. Inside the castle... "Let's get out of here before those things rematerialize", Enzo says. They run up a set of stairs out of the dungeon, where the Mane Six meet them in a group hug. "We're not out of the woods just yet. The Sun Baby is still unleashing massive chaos in Ponyville, and the crew needed to vamoose", Rainbow Dash explains. "Then we fight her", SMG4 says. Suddenly, they hear "Eh-oh!", and they assume fighting stances. Fortunately, it's Tubbie Wonka, the head of Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. "Get that muthafucka!", Mario says as he charges. SMG4 grabs Mario. "Mario, you piece of shit! He's on our side!", SMG4 says. "How do you know that?", Pinkie Pie asks. "Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", Tubbie Wonka answers. "Oh, I guess that makes sense", Pinkie Pie replies. Mario punches his own face six times in confusion, knocking himself out. "Tubby custard! Pingas", Tubbie Wonka says. "He says he can drive the Sun Baby crazy long enough for us to figure out how we're gonna end that thing", SMG4 explains. "No. I summoned the Teletubbies. This is my responsibility", Enzo says, looking at the castle. "The ultimate weapon is in that castle, and if I have to, I'll destroy that castle. Plus, Twilight will ascend soon enough, so I guess it's a win-win." He runs into the castle. "Alright, you furry sons of bitches. Come at me!" The Teletubbies obviously run towards him, and Enzo does the same, except he passes the Teletubbies. In the throne room, he finds a vast amount of Teletubbies coming from the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device in the form of a rocket that, when launched into the air, will unleash a wave of magic that will permanently transform everycreature into a Teletubby. He puts a Bob-omb inside, making the doomsday device instantly explode, destroying the castle and everyone inside. SMG4 looked on in horror as his friend dies in the explosion. His nemesis puts a hand on his shoulder, which is completely unexpected. All ten heroes salute. Tubbie Wonka runs to them. "Eh-oh", he says. "We're better off without him. Come on. We need to end this", Twilight says. "Let's-a go!", Mario shouts. He runs towards the castle's remains. Suddenly, the castle magically reassembles itself. "What the fuck?!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fools! Did you really think that would stop me?", the Sun Baby bellows. "The ultimate weapon is still fully functional! In exactly ten minutes, your world will finally end once and for all!" "Just one problem. When the castle exploded, it sent the core of the ultimate weapon flying... and I caught it!", SMG4 says. "What?! No!", the Sun Baby shouts in anger as SMG4 destroys the core. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What have you done?! No matter. I will still destroy the world!" The Sun Baby uses her heat vision to incinerate the area around the heroes, but Tubbie Wonka manages to escape. "Oooooh... something smells good", Mario says. "Mario, you idiot! That thing's gonna cook us and devour us!", SMG4 explains. "What?! No! I'm too chewy!", Luigi shouts in despair. The others look at him like he has three heads. "We're not gonna become dinner today!", Twilight says. She flies towards the Sun Baby. "Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker!" She punches the Sun Baby, melting her own hoof. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fortunately, it regenerates, but it still hurts like hell. "This has gone way too far! Girls!" The rest of the Mane Six teleport out of the flames, leaving the Mario Four. "HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!", Luigi screams. "Sun Baby! You may have tried to destroy the world by turning everycreature into a Teletubby, but we stopped that from happening! We will stop you or die trying!", Twilight shouts. "Then die", the Sun Baby replies as she flies to the top of the castle. "This is it, girls. This is the fight of our lives. If we don't destroy that thing, then all of Equestria is doomed", Twilight says. They run towards the castle. "Hey! What about us?!", SMG3 shouts, but the Mane Six are too far ahead. "Well, shit. I guess we'll have to get ourselves out of this one. Mario, hand me that fallen tree." Mario does so. "Luigi, ready your Poltergust. Luke, help Mario with the fallen tree. It's heavy." Everyone does as they're told. On the castle balcony, the Mane Six see some kind of spaceship high in the sky. "Fire everything we have at those ponies!", the Sun Baby screams. Crazy-ass guns and shit appear out of the spaceship and fire at the ponies... until something stops the bullets. "What the- ?" "Surprise, motherfucker!", Luigi shouts. The fallen tree was lodged in the weapons system, making it malfunction. SMG4 attached a rope to the spaceship, and Luigi was climbing it. "Get them!", the Sun Baby screams as fighter ships pour out of the mothership and shoot Luigi. He lets go of the rope, causing him to fall. "You dolts! That was just a distraction!", SMG4 says. "What?!", the Sun Baby bellows. "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!", Mario sings as he climbs another rope, thrown by SMG3. The plumber climbs onto the mothership. Luigi joins him. "Hey, who's the fatty?", the pilot says. "Are you talking to me?", Mario asks. "Oh no, he called him a fatty", Luigi says. "Are you talking to me?!", Mario shouts. "Shouldn't have done that", Luigi says. "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!", Mario screams. "Now, you're in for it", Luigi says. "THEY CALL ME MISTER FATTY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!", Mario bellows as he outright destroys the mothership. It turns out the fighter ships were remote-controlled. The blast sends Mario and Luigi flying onto the castle balcony. With the controller in his possession, Mario aims the fighter ships at the Sun Baby. "Oh, you so dead." "No... YOU'RE DEAD!", the Sun Baby screams as she takes control of the fighter ships. The controller in Mario's hands fades away into nothingness. "Shit", Mario says. "Now, you will witness true power!", the Sun Baby says as she engulfs herself and Mario in darkness. In an alternate dimension... "What are you doing? What's going on here?", Mario asks. The fighter ships open fire on the others. They penetrate the shields made by Twilight Sparkle and Rarity. "Your friends are already dead. If you wish to save them, you'll have to obey me", the Sun Baby says. "Over my dead body", Mario responds bitterly as he readies his wand. "Immobulus!" The Sun Baby freezes. The fighter ships shut down. They fall to the ground and explode. "I will escape from this dimension one way or another!" The Sun Baby unfreezes. "I'd like to see you try", she says. Mario tightens his grip on his wand, and, with a look of determination, aims it at the Sun Baby. "Expelliarmus!", Mario screams. A bolt of red lightning shoots out from the wand. It hits the Sun Baby, electrocuting her. The darkness surrounding the duo begins to dissipate. His face contorted in anger, Mario unleashes all his might on the Sun Baby. In a flash of white light, the Sun Baby explodes. Back in Equestria... Mario lands on the castle balcony. His brother embraces him tightly. Bewildered, Mario returns the hug. SMG4 and SMG3 climb up onto the balcony. "That... was... awesome! Mario, I've never...", SMG4 starts to say before he's interrupted by Twilight. "Look!", the alicorn shouts. The Sun Baby, or rather, the False Sun Baby, lies burning on the ground. "It's a robot." The ten heroes teleport to the ground. "But who would want to destroy Equestria so much they would resort to bringing it back to ancient times?", Mario asks. "Hey, guys! I'm not dead!", Enzo shouts. He runs over to the others. Tubbie Wonka joins them. Suddenly, a pegasus flies out of the cockpit of the robot. "Oh, no. Not him", Rainbow Dash says. The Mane Six glare at the villain, who glares back. "Who's that?", Mario asks. "Wind Rider", Rainbow Dash answers. "Mario, can you send... agh... me home?", Enzo asks. Mario fires up the Burrito-Looking Machine and sends the former villain home. He also sends Tubbie Wonka back to Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. "Wind Rider, eh?", Mario asks. He summons his Windblade. He tosses the wand to SMG4, who uses it to change his and Mario's appearances. They now resemble the Windblade Warrior and the Ice Magitek respectively. The wand had turned into a staff. The rest of the heroes look on in bewilderment as Mario and SMG4 aim their weapons at Wind Rider. "It's time for you to DIE." Mario uses the Windblade to summon a tornado. The tornado gives SMG4 a boost. He is now eye-to-eye with Wind Rider. "Look at me! I'm a Wind Rider, too!", SMG4 jokingly says. Mario and the other heroes laugh. Wind Rider, however, doesn't find it very funny. He attacks the YouTuber, causing him to stumble. "I will destroy everything Rainbow Dash has ever loved!", Wind Rider shouts. The Mario Four turn to Rainbow Dash with confusion on their faces. "I... he...", Rainbow Dash starts to say. She sighs annoyingly. "Rarity and I uncovered a plot by him to kick me out of the Wonderbolts so he could keep his long-distance speed record unbroken. As a result, he was dishonorably discharged from the Wonderbolts." "Sometimes you gotta play dirty to be the best!", Wind Rider shouts. "But why destroy Equestria?", Mario asks. "Why? WHY!? It's the only way to annihilate every single Wonderbolt that has ever lived!", Wind Rider answers. "By using Teletubbies?", a confused SMG3 asks. "You think I don't know about Equestria's past? When the humans arrived, I recruited Enzo to help me destroy Equestria", Wind Rider answers. "You murderous bastard!", an angry SMG3 bellows. He uses Luigi's Poltergust 3000 to change the wind. Wind Rider starts losing his balance. "Mario!" Mario runs over to SMG3. He positions himself in the vacuum. SMG3 aims at Wind Rider... and fires. Windblade extended, Mario flies towards Wind Rider... and impales him through the heart, ending Wind Rider's reign of terror. Mario and the dead villain land a mile away. The rest of the heroes run over to them. "You've... already... lost...", Wind Rider says weakly. Mario and SMG4 revert back to their original forms. The heroes walk off, leaving Wind Rider's dead body behind. It explodes. "I attached a bomb to the Windblade. Wind Rider is no more", Mario says. "One more thing. We have to go home", Mario says. "What about the Burrito-Looking Machine?", Twilight asks. "It got damaged during the battle. I was lucky enough to send Enzo and Tubbie Wonka home", Mario answers. "I have an idea", Twilight says, "but it's risky." In the castle... "...and the interval between the two points is defined as the square root of the sum of the squares of the separation between the points along three spatial dimensions", Twilight finishes explaining. "Ooh, you so good, you got Mario confused", Mario says. "I think what's she trying to say is that that portal can get us home", SMG4 says. "Impossible", Luigi says... until he sees Mario's wand. "Actually, I think that wand is our key to getting home." He takes the wand and aims it at the portal. "Alright. Here goes nothing." A white beam of energy erupts from the wand, hitting the portal. The portal itself turns white, and the Mushroom Kingdom appears in the portal. "It will stay open for twenty minutes. If we're gonna go, the time is now. My little ponies, it's been an honor to fight by your side." Luigi goes through the portal. "I think I can get my show back. It's a long shot, but I have an idea. Thank you, my little ponies, for teaching me the magic of friendship. Until we meet again", SMG3 says. He gives Twilight the camera. "You'll need this." He goes through the portal. "This world is definitely weird. I seriously hope that your kind don't interfere with the Mushroom Kingdom. Okay, bye-bye!", Mario says. He goes through the portal. Only SMG4 remains. "Luke? What are you waiting for?", Rainbow Dash asks. "I'm taking one last look at my new friends", SMG4 says. A smile crosses his face. He wraps his arms around Twilight. The rest of the Mario Four, Enzo, Tubbie Wonka, and the rest of the Mane Six also join in the embrace as a tear streams down SMG4's face. Eventually, the Mario Four go through the portal. Spike returns. Back in the Mushroom Kingdom... "Mario, despite your idiocy, I actually enjoyed that journey. Maybe there's some smartness in you after all", SMG4 says. Mario, whose eyes are crossed outwards, says only one word: "Pingas." SMG4 laughs as the plumber. SMG4 walks back into his office and finally releases the next installment in the Anime Arc: SMG4: The Japan Trip, where he, Fishy Boopkins, Saiko, and Bob go to Japan and meet Axol the axolotl (a type of aquatic salamander that is critically endangered), who is a manga artist. Luigi goes back to being a coward, occasionally catching ghosts for Professor Elvin Gadd. But the worst is yet to come. Somewhere, at a hotel called the Last Resort, a female ghost is working to free the notorious King Boo from his framed prison. Mario goes back to his stupid ways, but at the same time, he occasionally looks back at the adventure he had in Equestria. He sometimes goes back to Equestria using the wand. As months progress, the newly-formed Legion of Doom begin their attack on Equestria, albeit it being slow. The Mane Six try to convince Mario that the fight against the Legion of Doom is their fight to fight, but Mario manages to convince them that the Legion of Doom, despite it being small, are far too strong. The combined force of Chrysalis/Ultimate Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow/Cozycorn would be far too much power to defeat. Eventually, he assists the Mane Six and the Calvary of United Equestria in the final battle against the Legion of Doom. Their ultimate fate? Turned to stone. Mario still can't get over the fact that Grogar was actually Discord, a draconequus. After the final battle, Twilight's coronation takes place in Canterlot. The rest of the Mario Four join him at the coronation, and, despite it being a huge disaster (not because of Mario, for once), everyone had a good time. The Mane Six form the Council of Friendship. SMG3 can't get his show back, but sometimes, bad things happen to good people. He now lives his life one day at a time. If it weren't for the Mane Six, SMG3 would still be a maniacal villain. Enzo is... well, he's a little nuts, but he manages to find happiness in his life... despite his questionable methods. Tubbie Wonka is still the boss at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. December 4th, 2019 It's been one month and twenty-two days since Twilight's coronation. She and the Mane Six, despite creating the Council of Friendship, have moved on with their lives. But I fear there's something dangerous afoot. Truthfully, I am terrified. Who is I, you may ask? It's me, the author of this story, Alan Kubicz. You have no idea what I have planned for the Mario Four and the Mane Six. Where was Spike during the adventure? He was confronting Cozy Glow in prison, trying to get out of her why she was so dark. SMG4 is still making me laugh to this very day, and I thank him for that. Mr. Luke Lerdwichagul, if you're reading this story, which you probably aren't, don't stop making videos. You are an inspiration to future Mario machinimists everywhere. I had a blast making this story. Thank you to everybody for keeping me motivated. I hope you continue to find happiness in your life. I hope you're still alive. Anyways, this story has gone on for far too long, LOL. Thank you all for taking this journey with me, and I will see you all in the next story... hopefully. Good- Mario, get away from there! That's not spaghetti! No! MARIO!!! FIN
