Rainbow Dash and The Yankees
Read this for lols. This isn't the story./
(This is got to be one of the most retarded and random stories i'll ever type..)
One day in the world of Equestria, Princess Celestia had sent the rainbow mare, to go do a peace treaty with the retarded Humans..
Then the day she got there, the stupid human children threw a couple balls at her, She found a stick and hit them back, and ran, at that time, the retarded Yankee scout coach thing. Saw her pull this feat. Rainbow Mare had no idea what baseball was, so she just went with it.. She ended up beating Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez' record for shenanihits she became a multi-gazillionare and completely said fuck it, to the peace treaty, Rainbow Mare had decided to expand and make everything, from Cereal boxes to TV's.. She then bought Hasbro and the Hub and made My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, under the Name Lauren Faust which who was a woman that she had paid to go to mexico.
She had made the Brony Fandom last a while, the show went on for 3000 seasons. She put all of her wacky adventures in Equestria in the show, and her baseball job ended in 2031 when she was 50. She had become more famous then all the famous people comebined. Here's her latest interview.
"MRS, DASH WHATS YOUR OPINION ON POLITICS?"
"I AM IN POLITICS I AM BECOMING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES NEXT ELECTION! NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO COME BACK TO MY ROOM AND LET ME HIT YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH A FRYIN PAN"
That was all.
She had bought Valve corp and began to develop brony hats for TF2, like Rainbow hats and such. She had a pimped out hoverboard and a wall of stuff, she had completely forgot about her friends, and everything alike, everytime she remembered them she would PFFFF and go back to read Harry Potter, Rainbow Dash then bought Nascar and was made the best person in the world!