Exactly what the title says. What if I existed in Equestria? As a creature from the ether, no less!

So, basically, Twilight makes an offhand remark about 'beings from beyond our world' and 'wanting to study them'. Discord just so happens to be nearby. He decides to be a Generous^TM friend and grant Twilight's wish. The only problem is, I was the one that he grabbed. In an attempt to make me feel better, Discord made my own fictional characters come to life. Now, I'm in Equestria, I'm a spiteful and sassy girl, I need to take care of my four OC's, and I have a lot of things to say. Spoilers: Not all of those things are compliant with Friendship and/or canon. Joke Fic.

This was originally supposed to be only me, but it was a idea that kept going and it ran away. So, now I have my OC children with me in Equestria, everyone will have a small fit, and shenanigans will ensue. Let me know what you think of my children and of this story! Constructive criticism is appreciated!

Edit: I changed the rating to 'Teen' due to some possibly unsettling content in Chapter Three. It's not described in great detail, merely a telling of a past incident that has bad memories attached to it. Just to be safe, you know?