Pinkie Pie's Tasty Testing

by Super_Big_Mac

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Bon-Bon, Sex, Random, Derpy Hooves
Length: 6554

After the events of 'Skittles', Pinkamina's curious as to what other flavors her friends are hiding.

This is based off of the fic 'Skittles', as a "What Would Happen" if Pinks decided to get a taste of the rest of the mane 6. Please excuse my poor quality, this is going to be my first try at a clopfic - and I'm definitely putting puns in there. Lots of them. Like combustible lemons.

So, just make those checks out to cash.

Cave Johnson, Out.

Published 2011-12-20 08:38:28 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-03 13:30:53 UTC

ApplePie

Applejack slowly came to her senses. The blanket was rough, but comfy. The pillows under her head were fluffed a lot better than the ones she had at home.

She had the most wonderful sense of... cleanliness that she couldn't understand or explain.

"Oh! You're awake!"

She also couldn't find a good explanation as to why Pinkie Pie was leaning over her with a big smile.

"GAH!" Surprised, she fell off the bed with a thump. "P- Pinkie Pie?! What the hay's goin' on?"

"Oh! Well, y'see... You fainted after Dashie came outta the kitchen, so I bid her and Twi farewell, and brought you up here, but you were soooo dirty and sweaty from all the hard work you'd done, and I didn't want to get my bed too dirty, I gave you a bath first, and I had to untie your mane-do to really get it nicely washed, and then I said to myself, 'Pinkie Pie, you're friend's had her mane in the same 'do since forever, so why don't you do something to surprise her?' And then I styled your mane and tail in the bestest way Rarity showed me - you look so cute, and your bangs frame your eyes really, really well - and then-"

Applejack had to stop this train before it went through a loop. "Pinkie. Please. Short version."

"Ohh, yeah... Sorry about that! Well, you fainted, I washed you, and tucked you in for a nap with a kiss! Just like Granny Pie taught me! And, sorry that this one didn't come first, everypony!" Pinkie looked past Applejack, with an apologetic smile.

Applejack looked over her shoulder, not seeing anything to explain her friend's response. "... Uhh, Pinkie? Waddya mean 'come first'?"

"Ohhh, Nothing!" Pinkie's smile was a little too wide.

"Okay, then. Well, thank'ee for helpin' me out, Pinks... Um, I'll... see ya 'round."

Applejack moved to get up, but stopped when she saw Pinkie's expression go from gaily happy to less-than-normally happy. "Oh... Okie Dokie... Lokie... See you around." Pinkie backed up to give Applejack room to get out of the bed, but AJ couldn't stand to see her friend like this.

"Actually, ah, I'm still feelin' a little dizzy..." 'Not quite a lie.' "An' maybe, Ah... I could spend th' night?" 'Please decline...'

Pinkie squeed and jumped into the bed, nuzzling her friend's freckled face in a show of thanks before cuddling up against the orange coated pony as she got under the covers.

Applejack could feel the pink pony’s hot breath on the nape of her neck, and she got the strong urge to play with herself. C’mon, now, AJ... Ya gotta calm down. Her forehoof slid down, feeling her silky smooth coat and making her shiver.

“Are you cold, AJ? I can get us a bigger blanket, if you want.”

Applejack’s hoof started working furiously at her clit, the fetlock rubbing against the little nub. “N- no, I’m okay. Promise.” She shivered again, letting a grunt slip past her held breath.

Pinkie scooted closer, her stomach pressed right against AJ’s back. AJ rubbed herself more, shuddering at the contact and the way Pinkie’s breath tickled her ear. “Is something wrong?”

“N- nooooooohhhhh, yeah!” Applejack let out a short whinny, her body shaking with tremors of pleasure. Applejack was panting heavily, and she turned over so she was facing her friend, a deep blush on her face.

“H- hey, Pinkie... D- didja really kiss Dash? Didja really taste her down there?” Pinkie felt a blush coming on, but wasn’t sure why. She didn’t feel embarrassed, especially not when it came to making treats. “Yes, I did. It was the only way I could think of to get the treats to taste just right!”

“Do ya... wanna try tastin’ me, then?” Pinkie thought for a moment. If she tasted AJ, she might get another good idea for a new treat! And if she could taste all her friends...

Instead of a vocal answer, Applejack got a snout pressed against hers, a tongue tickling hers as it fluttered around inside her mouth. She let out a muffled moan as she wrapped her forelegs around Pinkie’s upper body.

Pinkie pulled out of the kiss, fighting for air. She panted, her face red from the exertion. “You taste like... like cider! Mmm, better than cider...~<3” Pinkie stuck her tongue into Applejack’s waiting mouth, their lips locked as their tongues slide up and down one another.

*~*~*

Applejack’s hind legs were wrapped around Pinkie’s head, holding it in place as the poofy-maned mare ate her like an excited puppy would a bowl of stew. Applejack let out a hoarse squeal as Pinkie Pie got her to cum once again. Her brain regaining the ability of coherent thought, she asked, “So... Wadda Ah taste like down under, Pinkie?”

Pinkie licks the love juice off her muzzle before laying on top of AJ once again. “It tastes like the sweetest apple pie I’ve ever eaten! It was sooo cinnamon-ny!” Pinkie giggled, nuzzling her orange friend.

“Well, Ah’m glad ya liked it, Pinks. I... *yawn* Ah liked it, too.” Pinkie doesn’t hear her, she’s already fast asleep. AJ gives Pinkie a quick kiss, and dreamt of a world that tastes like cotton candy.

Marshmallow Heaven

Rarity was just closing up her boutique when the door jingled. She turned around, watching it slowly close. She trotted over, catching it before it closes completely. She takes a look to the left, right, up, and then down. Seeing nothing there, she shrugs. "Must have been a gust of wind."

She closed and latched the door, pulling the wall length curtain across the front of the boutique. She turned around, running snout-first into a warm, pink, and... Rarity's thought processes melted away when she felt her friend's tongue slip into her mouth, probing. Her eyes rolled as a shiver ran down her spine.

Pinkie pulled back from the kiss, a trail of saliva still connecting their tongues as she pants a little and goes on the attack again. 'I've always thought of myself as a straight mare, but...' Her thought was interrupted as she let out a low moan. She was getting wet. 'But, just this once... Trying new things is always a good idea.'

Pinkie Pie pulled back again, a blush forming on her cheeks as she lets out a small moan of her own. Rarity knocks Pinkie to the ground, straddling her. She starts rubbing her clit against the party pony's, and the blush deepened, the moan quavered, gathering in pitch. "Mmnh, Pinkie~ What's brought this on, hmm?" Rarity starts nibbling on Pinkie's ear.

Giving off another moan, Pinkie said, "I- Eyeeaaahhhh~<3 I tasted the rainbow, and then Dash. Mmph!" Rarity's grinding picked up speed. "She tast-ah! tasted li- like, every type of- oooohhhhh! fruit at once, and I... I wanted to ta-ayiee-ste what everyone else was like! Ohh, YEA!" Pinkie let out a loud moan as she came, and Rarity giggled. "What do I taste like, dearie?"

Pinkie panted, blushing a deep strawberry red. "Like vanilla frosting. Ah.. Hah... hah... Wha... what was that? Th- that was amazing..!" Rarity locked lips with Pinkie once again.

"Was that really your first orgasm, Pinkie dear?" Pinkie giggled, Rarity's little pecks on her cheeks and neck interspersed with her nibbling on Pinkie's ear. "Y-yes," she gasped. Rarity just kept nibbling on her ear.

"Looks like I'm going to have to teach you a few tricks, then. It'll help in your... 'research', I'm sure."

Rarity got off of Pinkie, turned around, and laid back down, her glistening pussy lips right in front of Pinkie's snout.

"Can you do what you did with your tongue there, too, Pinkie?" Pinkie Pie was transfixed by the glistening pink between the pouting, juicy white lips. She pushed her tongue into it, eliciting a long moan that ended in a squeak from Rarity. "Ohhh... yess! Hah, hah, j-just like that- ohhh...." Rarity shoved her tongue into Pinkie's pie, fluttering it around expertly. She delighted at the sweet taste of Pinkie's love juices. It was like the best berry smoothie she'd ever had.

The two mares lost track of time, swapping juices, moans and saliva. Rarity taught Pinkie how to be rough, sensual, and how to get somepony on the very edge of an orgasm, and keep them there until you were ready yourself. They had so much fun, that Rarity barely remembered to ask. "So... what did I taste like?"

Pinkie thought for a second. "Like marshmallows. You're magically delicious, Rare-bear! Let's do this again, hmm?~~<3" Rarity nuzzled the pink mare, giving her another kiss before swatting her rump with her tail. "Go on, Pinkie dearest. I need to shower before opening the store, and you should head home and do the same."

Pinkie giggled, and trotted down the street, her legs still too wobbly to let her hop.

Warm Delight

Pinkie was happily hopping towards the home of her very bestest, smartiest friend in the whole wide world; the Ponyville Public Library. Her friend, of course, was Twilight Sparkle.

'Ohh, I wonder what she'll taste like? Blackberries? Blueberries? Grapes? Hmm... Tee-hee! If this is her first time, and it is grapes... I wonder if they'd fermented? Pinkie's mind was too busy with debating what her eggheaded friend might taste like to notice the very demure mare in front of her, until she was quite literally on top of her.

"Oh! Sorry, Fluttershy! I didn't see you there..." Pinkie trailed off as she stared into her butter-yellow friend's eyes. They were like little pools of water... She could almost feel herself being pulled in...

"P-p-pinkie... You... Are you alright? I'm so sorry, I think I forgot to look where I was going. Here, let me take you home so I can check for any bruises." Fluttershy started back towards her cottage, the hyperactive party pony walking calmly behind her.

What they say is true. The stare could tame even the wildest beasts.

*~*~*

Pinkie's eyes shifted back into focus; and she was confused. She wasn't in the town square anymore - which was named wrong anyways, it was obviously a circle, I mean, duh! - in fact, it looked like...

Fluttershy's cottage had a faint glow coming from the windows, as there were myriad candles spread across the tables and the fireplace mantle. The fireplace itself had a cozy fire residing within, crackling happily away as it turned pieces of wood and coal into heat and ash.

"Oh! You're awake." The buttery pegasus trotted over to Pinkie, her hips swaying much more than normal, until she finally swung to far to the left, upsetting the fragile balance she had striven to maintain. "Eep!"

Fluttershy closed her eyes, expecting to hit the hard floor. Instead, she finds her head landing on a very soft, very warm object. She peeks out, he eyes only partially open.

"Fluttershy, what are you doing?" Pinkie giggled as she helped her friend to her hooves. "You're falling head over hooves today! Silly pony," Pinkie said as she patted the pegasus on the head, "You can't put that much swag in your step!" Pinkie then began to shake her hips very slightly as she trotted around in a circle. When she saw Fluttershy staring at her flank, she waggled it seductively before swishing her tail, wrapping it around her leg and winking at the pegasus.

Pop! Pinkie wasn't sure whether it was Fluttershy's eyes widening, her wings extending fully, or a vein breaking near Fluttershy's cheeks that had caused the sound, but it definitely came from her winged friend.

The pegasus' face was turning a lovely shade of red as she continued to stare, as if frozen in place. Pinkie trotted past her, running her tail along the slim-lined curves of her shy friend as a thought formed. Hmm... I'll have to wait on Twilight, I think... Fluttershy was going to be last on my list, but...

"Fluttershy, why were you swinging your hips around like that, hmm?" Pinkie continued rubbing her body against hers, nuzzling the wings and nibbling on her ear.

"I... I was being- Hahn! M... mooorre~! More asserti- ahh!" Pinkie's affections were definitely being accepted, but she decided to back away for a bit.

Trotting closer to the fire, she beckoned to Fluttershy with her tail, giving the demure pegasus an amazing view of her glistening moist plot in the candlelight. Fluttershy's nose seemed to rupture. 'Huh. I guess it was a blood vein,' Pinkie thought to her self as she stifled a giggle. Instead, she turned to her friend and began to lick her face, applying her sticky saliva to the wound to help it clot.

"Ahh, Pinkie..." Pinkie slipped her tongue into her friend's mouth, the sweet taste of butterscotch dancing on her tongue.

"Mmmm... mmrph, mmmhaah!" Fluttershy panted in the cutest possible way, her breath barely coming out as she squeaked, rather than moaned, her pleasure.

Pinkie was on her before either of them could think. Pinkie looked into the other mare's eyes, losing herself in them as she kept her lips locked with Fluttershy's.

Fluttershy was glad that Rarity had talked her into this. Pinkie was obviously way more experienced than her, and... if she could learn a few things, maybe Twilight would... Her thoughts were interrupted as she let out a moan that was out of her normal vocal range.

Pinkie giggled as Fluttershy let loose to the loudest moan - louder even than her cheering at the Young Flier's Contest - she had ever heard. 'I guess it was good to come here first, rather than Twilight's.'

Since Fluttershy had broken the kiss, Pinkie squirmed, turning herself around, until her snout was right up against Fluttershy's warm, sweet-smelling plot. She hesitated as she remembered something Rarity had told her. "Um, Fluttershy..."

Hearing a note of concern in the pink pony's voice, something that seemed completely wrong to hear, Fluttershy rubbed a hoof across her mane, moving it to see her friend better. "Um... y-yes?"

"Are... are you a virgin?"

Fluttershy blushed, not expecting this. "Um, um, um..." She let out the tiniest squeak as she whispered "...yes..." before giving her head a small jerk.

"Oh, um, well... if... If I try to stick my tongue in, I might hurt you, and... I- I don't want to do that, okay? Rarity, when she removed my hyme- hymne-whatever, it hurt, but she was very, very, gentle, and it didn't hurt a lot, but..." Pinkie's ears drooped, and her mane sagged a bit. "I'm not a very gentle pony." She lowered her head and closed her eyes, not wanting to see her friend's face if she were to be scared.

"Okay." Pinkie raised her head, her eyes opening to see Fluttershy wearing a determined, horny look on her face. "If... since you warned me, it's okay. You told me what to expect. You're a gentle pony, Pinkie," Fluttershy caressed her friend's inner thigh as she nuzzled her pink-lipped plot. "You're just... excitable." Fluttershy giggles.

Pinkie smiled a small, soft smile at those words, the tension building in her being completely released. She begins to lick Fluttershy's pouting lips, her friend's squeaks and moans a melody that built with her orgasm. The party pony almost lost herself as the pegasus' tongue went inside of her, the moans and squeaks becoming muffled as the yellow mare flitted her tongue around Pinkie's pussy.

*~*~*

The two mares continued their game, orgasms being the ultimate goal. Pinkie had broken Fluttershy's hymen hours ago, and the pain had completely disappeared. Despite what Pinkie had said, she was a most amazingly gentle lover. She caressed Fluttershy's insides so lovingly, each flick and flutter of her tongue matching Fluttershy's own gentleness. They were perfectly in sync, despite their opposites in just about everything.

When they were finally too tired to continue, the score was as it always should be. A tie. "Pinkie... I've... I've never felt so good." Fluttershy and Pinkie were now lying in Fluttershy's bed, snuggling as close together as possible. "I... didn't think it was possible." Fluttershy nuzzled her pink friend, who was surprisingly tired. It amazed her that the ever hyper pony could ever reach this state.

Pinkie nuzzled her back, giving her a loving kiss. Her face was showing only love, but her eyes...

"Pinkie, is... is something wrong? Did I... was I not good?"

Pinkie giggled. "No, you weren't good, Fluttershy. You were amazing! But..." Pinkie frowned, seemingly deep in thought. "I can't figure out what you taste like. Aj tasted like apple-cinnamon pie, Rarity tasted like Marshmallows. Dashie was like that rainbow I ate in Cloudsdale, but you... you taste so amazing! I can't place it! It's like... like... something so amazing, not even the Goddesses could possibly describe it! I..." Pinkie was definitely frustrated at her lack of ability at naming a morsel she had tasted that was anywhere near as good as Fluttershy's love juices.

She turned to look at the surprisingly assertive mare, her lovely, soft pink mane gently framing her yellow face. "You're too perfect, Fluttershy! I don't mean that in a bad way, you're just too perfect to describe! Your lips taste of butterscotch, but... yeah..." Pinkie just drifted off, staring into Fluttershy's amazing eyes. 'The eyes that stole me once, and could have me forever... if I weren't so into with this quest of mine.'

Fluttershy nuzzled the pink mare, gently kissing her. "Sleep on it, Pinkie. You'll come to an answer soon enough." The two mares, still locked in their loving embrace, drifted off into amazingly similar dreams; the only difference, was that each dreamer saw only their self with Twilight. But both were now thinking the same question; 'What does she taste like?'

Derpinkie Pie

Pinkie was hopping happily towards the library, fluttershy's sweet nectar still heavily laden on her tongue. They had decided to go another round, Pinkie trying to figure out Fluttershy's taste, and Fluttershy just happy for the experience.

She couldn't wait! Twilight was the last- wham! Pinkie was able to jump out of the way, barely a second before the crate landed in the middle of the cobblestone path.

"Wooh... That was close! Twitcha-twitch saves the day!" Pinkie swiped a forehoof across her brow, her smile turning into a frown of concern as Ditzy Doo floated down, tears in her crossed eyes.

"Aww, Ditzy... What's wrong? Did I startle you again?" The blonde pegasus shook her head, not in the mood to blame it on a friend of hers. Maybe sometimes, but not this one. It had been her own fault.

"N-no... I- I was just trying to find the package slip for it, s-so I could deliver it c-correctly, a-and... Oh, Celestia!" The mare dropped onto the ground, pounding her head with her hooves. "Stupid! Stupidstupidstupid!" She started sobbing, trying to piece the crate back together.

"I- I- I can't... If I lose my job, they- they'll take Muffin... They'll take my little Dinky!" The blonde pegasus pulled the ruined crate apart, the lyre inside broken beyond repair. "It's... it's... Oh, sweet Celestia, it's Lyra's!" She burst into another round of tears, Pinkie holding onto her as she cried herself out.

Pinkie checked her tail for the bag of bits she kept there. Finding it, she scooped up the pegasus and the broken lyre, and galloped towards the music store.

*~*~*

Pinkie watched from the house's rooftop as Ditzy placed the package carefully on the front doorstep. The blonde pegasus then lifted a hoof and tentatively moved it towards the doorbell. ding~dong!

"Yes? Oh, good afternoon, Ditzy, dear! Is my package here already?" Bon-bon's voice was sweet and rich, and for a second, Pinkie fantasized about what she might taste like... 'No!' The pink mare shakes her head, getting rid of the dirty thought. '... at least... not until after my friends.... No! Not even then! She's married, and that would be bad! Bad, bad, bad! ... Unless Lyra...' She almost smacked herself in the face to stop that last thought.

"Okie Dokie, Bon-bon! You're all set! Sorry about the delay!" Bon-bon waved a hoof in a small motion.

"I understand perfectly well, dear. You're a busy mare! You take mail almost all across Equestria! I'm surprised you haven't been promoted, actually." Bon-bon and Ditzy said their goodbyes.

"Thanks a bunch, Pinkie! I don't know how I could have done this without-" The roof was now empty; Pinkie was gone. "-you?" The mailmare shrugged, heading back towards the office to see if any new deliveries were being made today.

*~*~*

She couldn't believe it. After everything that had happened, now this. She felt the tears coming. She couldn't believe it. The ex-mailmare walked home, laden by the news. She wondered how it would affect her daughter, Dinky.

After all her failings, she'd been promoted. Boxy Brown had promoted her from mailmare, to... to the wonderful position of manager. A smile spread across her face. 'I'm gonna be the best manager ever! There's nothing for me to drop or break! Yes!!!' She spread her wings, flying as fast as possible to tell her daughter the great, life-changing news.

*~*~*

Pinkie watched the new manager let out a whoop of joy, then take to the air. Smiling to herself for giving her friend the chance she needed, she looked back towards Boxy Brown. "See? I know she'll do better than she did at delivering mail, and now you can hire somepony new!" Her smile turned into a frown as her eyes narrowed. "Besides, isn't it great that you aren't holding her back any more? You were keeping her in the same position, just waiting for her to strike out. Deliveries that were already broken when you inspected them, given to Ditzy to deliver? For shame, Mister! For shame!" Pinkie Pie growled, causing the overseer of Equestria's mail to flinch.

"I- I already said I was sorry! I j-just couldn't stand looking at her! Those eyes! They were too kind, always ready for a joke! How could anyone bear to let others treat them like that?! I- I was just trying to get her out!"

Pinkie stood over the cowering, strongly built pegasus. Her eyes narrowed even further from contempt. "It's a pity, mister. I always thought you were a pretty good pony. I guess I was wrong." She stuck a sticky-note to his forehead, then stomped out the door.

Boxy Brown got up in time to see her exit the building, and trot away. The further she got, the happier that trot became, until she had a skip - no, a hop - in her step. He sighed, and walked over to the mirror. On the note, -the pink pony had actually written the note backwards- he read this; 'When you read this, you will find out that I don't want to ever hear about Ditzy getting fired. I'll be watching you forever. If Ditzy looses her daughter, I'm blaming you. She needed that promotion, and I'll be less severe since you at least gave it to her. You'll also have to pay an additional twenty percent on every baked good you buy from here on out. Well, until I deem you good enough to deserve our lowest prices again. Have a nice day!

~Pinkie Pie

Boxy Brown sighed, taking the note off of his head. 'And here I am thinking she was gonna kill me or something.'

*~*~*

Pinkie bounced towards home. 'I can't bother Twilight now, it's a little late in the day. Oh, well... I'll head over tomorrow morning! Pinkie reached Sugarcube Corner just in time to close down. She checked the cash register. It was brimming, even though the Cakes had a strict 'discount for everypony' policy. She thanked Colgate for helping with the store that day, and let her go home. After extinguishing the lights, Pinkie made her way to her room, and fell asleep as soon as her head touched the pillows.

Shy Twi Pie

Pinkie Pie was hopping... You know what? No. She just screwed physics and rewound the story, much to the author's displeasure.

Pinkie Pie was standing outside of Ponyville's Public Library. She was currently daring the author to put anything else in her way.

A/N: I am scared of Pinkie and her crazy ways, so I'm just gonna put in this little plot-advancement thing.

A voice, definitely male, emanated from the other side of the library's door. "Alright, alright! I said I was sorry, Twilight! I was just trying to check on you... Oh, hi Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie looked at Spike. He was dressed in the fanciest suit she'd ever seen him in, and it took her a second to regain her bearings. "Hi, Spike! Is Twilight okay?"

Spike shrugged. "Yeah, I guess. I went to open her bedroom door so I could check on her, and a book flew at me. Afterwards, she yelled at me to just leave her alone, 'cause she was busy. She teleported this awesome suit to me, and told me to go bother somepony else. Like... Rarity..."

His eyes became hearts as he thought about the perfection that was Rarity. He rode to the boutique on a magnificent beast, the Lady Rarity swooning at the sight of him. They leaned in close to each other, her eyes glistening in the sun's gentle light. 'Mi'lady, would you marry me?"

The lovely unicorn with the purple mane put her forehoof over her eyes as she leaned back in his manly embrace. 'Oh, if only it were so simple! You are an amazing dragon, while I am a lowly unicorn, trapped forever by society!' Rarity bemoaned their misfortune, and The noble Spike came to her rescue with his words as well as his visage.

'Milady, you need not cry! Ride off into the sunset with me! We will escape the trappings of society together, and I shall build a castle befitting such a lovely mare as yourself!' The mare swooned again, then leaned in for a kiss...

Rarity sneezed three times, consecutively. "Sis! didja just sneeze three times? That means that somepony's thinkin' about ya, an' that they love ya!"

"Sweetie Belle, I don't see what tha- Oh, my Goddesses! What did you do to my dress?! If I don't fix this by tomorrow, I'll be ruined! Ruined, you hear me?! RUINED!!! Oh, Celestia! What will the noble ponies of Canterlot's Elite Society think if they see sub-par clothing such as this! We might as well live as savages!"

Pinkie Pie pushed the dream-cloud away, disrupting the dragon's romantic daydream. "So... Twilight's sick? Maybe I should check on her. You go try ta make that dream a reality, okie dokie, lover boy?" Pinkie Pie gave Spike a playful wink and he skipped down the street, chuckling to himself.

Pinkie opened the door and could hear the muffled sound of Twilight... well, 'hoofing it'. Or, that's what Pinkie assumed it was, she couldn't really hear that well. 'Time for a closer inspection', she thought to herself.

She tiphoofed up the stairs, passing the creaky one with an exaggeratedly slow step, reaching one leg up after the next ever so slowly, so that they barely made the teeniest, tiniest sounds possible, and- "Get on with it," Pinkie hissed through clenched teeth.

Well, fine then. Be that way.

Pinkie reached the door to Twilight's room. With no other interruptions of course. Then, using a stethoscope - wait, when did she get a- "shhh!" ... sorry. Anyways...

She pulled out a stethoscope, placed it against the door, and listened intently.

"Oooh... yeah! Mmmhmm! Fluttershy, y-you're amazing!" The party pony almost gasped aloud when she heard that. Twilight's in there... with Fluttershy?!? ... Huh. Not even I saw THAT one coming.'

Glad I can still surprise you, P- "shut up," Pinkie whispered. Fine, I will.

Pinkie continued to listen in, using her hoof to get off as well. Twilight and Fluttershy both yelled in unintelligible languages as they came together, and then Pinkie could her Fluttershy say "I love you, Twilight. I'm happy like this. You're the only pony to ever truly try to get me to be braver." Pinkie thought back to the time with the dragon. Fluttershy had only found encouragement from Twilight. Then, she looked through the episodes on my hard drive, and- HEY!

"Eh heh, sorry?" Pinkie shrugged, unabashed. I almost felt like bashing her, but... no. This is her chance.

"Really? That's what I taste like?" 'Dammit! I missed it!' "Well, I couldn't think of what you tasted like, so I'm going to say ambrosia."

Pinkie's face screwed into a confused frown. '...huh?' Fluttershy, sounding spaced, said "... huh?"

Twilight laughed. "Ambrosia! It's a name for food that simply tastes so amazing, that everypony loves it, but nopony can describe it! There are actually a few restaurants the Princess treated my family to dinner to that sold food that was indescribably good!"

There was a pause. Then, something was said that Pinkie wasn't able to pick up.

Pinkie stared daggers right at me, and I'm sorry, I'll get right back to it! Nothing more from me, I Pinkie Pie Promise!

"Oh, you gotta go already? I... I understand, I know how Spike got when I didn't feed him on time... Want me to spend the night tomorrow night? .... I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight, I do gotta do some studying, and a note to Celestia might be in order." Twilight giggled. "I definitely need to update my status on ManeScroll, and discontinue my U-Harmony account." After that, silence. A minute later, Pinkie cracked the door open the tiniest bit.

Fluttershy's wings were out at full mast, every feather in immaculate detail, her lips locked with Twilight's, both of their faces flushed with red.

Fluttershy broke the kiss and nuzzled Twilight, before she got up and flexed her wings. She got onto the balcony, blowing one last kiss goodbye before spreading her wings and leaping from sight.

Twilight laid back in bed and sighed. "Mmm~ Tomorrow night will be amazing... I could get used to love like that." She giggled as she played with herself with her hoof, her magic waylaid from overuse the night before. She closed her eyes, and began to hum tunelessly to herself.

Pinkie Pie slowly crept up to the bed. She then, ever so carefully, got onto the bed. Twilight was too blissed out to notice. She then put her head right next to Twilight's and whispered, "so? What do you taste like?"

Twilight didn't jump into the air, scream, or fall off the bed. She did nothing comical. She just stopped masturbating, opened her eyes to see Pinkie's right above her, and then closed them again.

Now is when she screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh-mrph!" Twilight opened her eyes again to see the pink pony's snout pressed against hers, the light blue eyes staring intently at her own.

Pinkie watched as Twilight's eyes rolled into the back of her skull. Twilight started squirming. "Mmmh, Mrph, Mmph!" Pinkie finally broke the kiss. "Well, there's the grapes!" Pinkie said to herself aloud, letting out a little giggle.

"P-Pinkie! Wha- what the hay was that?!" Pinkie Pie regarded her wild-eyed, bewildered looking friend as if she'd grown an extra eye on her brow.

"Uhh, a kiss? Duh?" Pinkie cocked her head to the side, licking her lips. 'Rarity said the horn was sensitive to a unicorn, but wouldn't let me play with hers. I wonder...'

"Pinkie! Were you spying on me and Fluttershy?!" Twilight was looking slightly beyond peeved.

Pinkie sighed. "If I say 'yes', would you stop with the shouting and head bobbing?"

Twilight was completely unprepared for her pink friend's sudden deadpan, so she left herself completely open for what happened next.

Pinkie placed herself above Twilight and used the headboard of the bed to keep herself from falling forward. Then, she used her free foreleg to pull Twilight's head closer. Written while listening to 'Pour your sugar on me'.

Twilight gasped as Pinkie started licking her horn, the feeling rippling down her spine. I'd totally copy pasta this scene from the one with Lyra and Bon-bon, where Bon-bon does the same thing, but I can't find it and I'm too lazy to look through all the chapters of 'The Back Room'. You should read that fic. Best Pony Porn with a plot (heh heh) ever.

"Pinkie... Ohhhh, Celestia! P-Pinkie, what's gotten into you?!" Twilight reached her climax.

Pinkie pulled her head back from Twilight's horn, literally shocked. "Wooo! That was awesome! Your horn tastes like Blueberry Pop-Rocks! Sooooo fizzy!" Pinkie Pie giggled madly as she settled down on top of the unicorn.

She locked lips with Twilight once again, her hips shaking as she tried to grind the unicorn mare. Y'know, this is suspiciously like a rape scene... I'mma stop that nao.

Twilight gave in, accepting Pinkie's touch and affections. She could feel her orgasm building, and that only added to her want- no, her need- for more pleasure. "Haaahhh, Pinkie~~<3!!!"

Next time, on Pinkie-D'aawww Squee!

*~*~*

obvious parody of DBZ

Twilight felt great. Again. Pinkie had caressed and eaten her in ways that surpassed Fluttershy's amazing prowess. She wondered for a second if Pinkie had taught Fluttershy.... Nah, not likely.

The pink party mare put her snout back into Twilight's pussy lips, her tongue sending shivers and tingles all along the unicorn's body. 'Twelve times,' the purple unicorn thought to herself. Twelve times, and she's still got you going. Sweet Celestia, could I die from an overdose of orgasms?' Hmm... Tempting, but I think I'll keep Pinkie alive this time around. And I couldn't kill you, that'd break 'Shy's widdle heart!

"AAah!" Twilight moaned.

"Arrgh!" Pinkie groaned.

"What's wrong? You're doing great, Pinkie. Any more, and processes thought my would hard straight be to keep!

"I can't figure you out, Twilight. You taste like coffee, and... and cheesecake, and... and grapes, and chocolate, and I can't think of it! It's a flipping dessert! I should know this! Arrgh!" Twilight giggled.

"Well, actually... Fluttershy said I reminded her of that dessert I bought her at the Italian restaurant to congratulate her after facing the dragon." No, Pinkie. You won't find it in my video archives!

"The dessert is called 'Tiramisu'. It means 'pick me up'. She'd actually thought it was a bit of a pick-up line on my part, and... well, I do like, totally get her shyness." Twilight blushes. "I was the same before becoming enthralled with getting into the Princess' school. After that, life was too blurred to be shy." Twilight gets a warm smile, her eyes looking off into the distance. "That's why I feel like I can love her for who she is... and who she could become."

"Yeah, you could even become great STUDY BUDDIES! OR, MAYBE A NEW COLT COMES TO TOWN AND UR LIEK 'O EM JAY! iT'S TREY!' AN HE'Z AUL, 'NO! I LURV FLUDDERSHAI EVEN THO HER PAST HAUNTS HER. MINE DOZ TWO!'

Pinkie trotted away from the tree that housed the library, much cleaner and fresher than she had been that morning. It was now dusk, and Spike was just returning. "Oh! Hi, Spike! How'd it go?"

Spike looked up at the frazzle-maned pink pony. "... Huh?"

Pinkie giggled. "Oh, silly! Details, details! How'd it go? Should I throw a party for you and Rarity?"

Spike snorted. "Nah." A smile crept onto his face. "But, if you could throw a party for me and Applebloom, I'd sure be grateful."

Pinkie giggled at this news, Aloe was gonna give her a big discount for this development in the Great Sparity Spectacle. It seemed a new challenger had appeared. Ohh, these were the parts Lotus just loved to hear about!

"Okie Dokie Lokie! I'll get Gummy and my trusty-dusty cannon, and we'll be ready to let it rip!

And thus ended Pinkie's search for new flavors. Okay, okay, not really. After this, she did get that threesome with Lyra and Bonnie. Turns out, Lyra tastes like Saltwater Taffy. Bon-bon tastes exactly like what Pinkie thought.

Twilight impregnated Fluttershy while using her magic as a 'horn', so they began wedding preparations. They had help from Pinkie of course, not to mention Pinkie's sister and her four-pony ensemble.

The DJ, as Pinkie told Twilight later on, tasted like cherry pudding. She'd gotten that from her sister after many, many drinks. And the two ponies in the corner of the bar continued scribbling, their ice cream cutiemarks looking extremely delicious to Pinkie Pie.

Spike and Applebloom were happily dating. She'd gotten her cutiemark. a purple and green paint bucket. The paint was swirled into a heart. She definitely loved Spike, and he loved her. Her painting ability was amazing.

Scoots and Sweetie Belle, as everypony knew was gonna happen, were torn from each other as Scoots went to flight school, and Sweetie went to Magic Kindergarten. It sucked for both of them, but at least they weren't stuck with Snips and Snails anymore.

Trixie was still off on Gallophay 6, fighting robot space zombie pirates with a dapper brown earth pony whose cutiemark was an hourglass. They've had four kids. Or, so Trixie says.

Lyra and Bon-bon have been friends with Ditzelda for so many years, that it came almost as a surprise when she showed up not to deliver the mail, but to take a break from work.

They hadn't been told of her promotion, but she was now even higher than Boxy Brown himself. She was working as the head of the entire Equestrian Packaging Services.

She'd adopted another filly and remarried. Her and Colgate were happy together. Her brother Soarin still couldn't figure out how he'd lost his girl to his sister. Oh, well. He still had a life time's supply of pie to eat from Sweet Apple Acres. And speaking of sweet apples...

Rainbow Dash was still pranking, and she even started a new prank-trend. 'Splaying'. You just lie perfectly still somewhere, with your wings spread out. The earth and unicorn ponies soon turned it into 'planking'.

Dash found new things to troll about.

Let's see, um.... Mare Do Well made a brief reappearance after 3 or 4 years of not being there. The only problem was that there was no crime.

Bethoofsda made a few more games, including SyWyrm. Everypony was shouting 'FAH SOR DO!' at everything they saw. And, of course, everypony chose the unicorn so they could do magic. But really? Stop complaining. Pegasai would be too hard to program into a game.

In the season finale of 'My little Human' season three, First Sergeant Trenton was almost killed, but was saved due not to love or tolerance, but the billions of dollars put into the Army's medical funds. Lieutenant Cyn was absolutely ecstatic. The Prime Minister wished he'd had a better guard on duty.

Blueblood fell in love with Bluebelle, and Rarity and Elusive gathered enough strength to be together forever. THey were lost in a different dimension from either of their own. Thank Celestia it had running water and gems, or it would have been an absolutely savage place!

... I've rambled on long enough. Good night, everypony! The End.